i. par! ! LMLi?S CRUSADE. Jutltttr of uHt lra .'?' T," u(fverni?' 'l,ii;t," -Tit Nc.irV' , Until ..(. ,.,,." fHAms Tf. wm n etiV rvrn. After all. the difficulties were litie Ban ff's rkataed lions they did sot tomb BM. How true it is that "one Inif ..hi ttmud woe e list bill in ourlhomrbM.'' , I bad pMKticlcd fur myself all manner f bstacles aad trouble, and was astonished ta lad bow amoolhly and easilv the dan glUed by. From the beginning I Iil found favor la My mistress' eyes, ami Mrs. ti.-irndt bad also ei pressed herself in warm term f approbation. "Mis Kenton was a nice, proper JWung lady, who gave herself no airs, and was not altove ber duties; ami Master Reggie waa already as good a gobl with brr." T li i ws Mr, (iariiett' apinloa; aixl as she wit a irreat antliority la the houarbolij, noon rxperienceil Hie braeflt of ber good-will. With tba exception of Hannah, who gaaerally railed me niiMe" or ' iiuit," 1 waa "Mian Keoton" with Die reit of the boosehold: erea the tall Imusi-iiiiiiil. Khuda. who had charge of our rooniH, in variably addresxed me by that name. Mrs. Oarnett generally prefaced her re marks with ".My dear." I found out,, af terward that she waa the widow.' of sx merchant cnpUiu. and a little abort- her position; but Antleroti, the butler, and Kiinou and t'harlea. the footmen, Hiid Trarrra, Mrs. Morton's maid, ilnnvi uc DMted aie by the name of .Mini I Vntnn: but 1 had very litlla lo do with any of them J ut a rlvil (rood-morning in I paurd throunb the ball with llt cliil ilreo. The menaajjeK to Hie inirery were always brouilit br Khodii: and though Mrs. Garaett and Trover sometime chub in for a few ml utiles' go.-iip I never per mitted tbs leant familinrily on Travels' part, and, to do her J tsiice. alie gave me any cause for offense. She ' superior person, devoted to ber mist and as she and Andenoti had bfen en Kaifeil for years, she hud almost the aiaid ma a iters of a married woman. I soon became nud to my new dnlics. and our dally routine w;ls perfect) iiM. pie; early rising was never a himNliip to ma I was bio strong and healthy to mind It In the least, H.tntmh lighted the lire, that the room should be warm for iht children, and broui(ht me a i tip or tea. Al Urol 1 protested nain-t kiicIi nn tin usual indiilsence, but as linnnah eiUtei that nurse always bail her cup of tea, 1 submitted to the innovation. Uressinjt the children was merely play work to me. with Hannah to us.ist in emptting and filling (lie baths; When breakfast waa ovur, anil Joyce and I ltad cleaned and fed thecntmrics. mid aileudeil to the flowers. Hannah iot tlie peiaui!iit laior ready, and we went lulo the ptn k or ! KensitiKtou Uanlens. Joyce generally paid a vWt to her moth-! er's dresainn-wnn he f ire lliis, ami on our t way out bab was luk.'ii iu for a few min utes In his little Velvet pciisst iiinl hat. We generally found Men. Morion rending bur letters while J'ravcrs lirmliu I uul tier balrai.il arrnngnt It for the day. Shs used lo look up so brightly when she saw US, and such a lovely color would come Into her face at the nighl of ber loy, but vr ketit him lout;. "Hp iiitick. Trarers," site would s iy, putting the child la my arms, "lean hear your masters footstep on the stairs, ami he will lie watting for nie." And then she klscd Iter band tothe children, and tixik up Iter letters again; but sometimes I cautiht a Stifled sigh a we went out, n tlionnh the day's work was distasteful to ber, and site would willingly have changed places with me, - On our return Hie children had lltelr noonday sleep, and Hannah and t busied oarselres with our sewing until they woke lip, and then the nursery dinner was brought np by Khoda. Hannah always Waited npon us before she would consent to take her place. In the afternoon I sat at my work til watched the children at I licit' play, or played With them. When ltci;ic was tired I nursed him, and in the twilight 1 aung to them or told them stories. I never got quite used to Mr. Morton's Tfslta they always caused me embarrass ment His duties at the House occupied blot so much that lie had rarely time to do more than kiss the children. Some times Heggie refused to lx- friendly, and struck at bia father with his baby bam, but Mr. Morton only laughed.' , "Baby thinks fardie is only a Joyce observed once, on one of Uieeocca lona, "bat him is fardie.'' Mr, Morton looked a little grave over this speech. "Xerer mind, ray little girl; Hcggie Is only baby, and will know his father soon." But I think he wns grieved a little when baby bkt his naughty little race on my shoulder, and refused to make friends. "Oo, go," was ail he condescended to ob aerve, In answer to his father s blttutllnh menta. Mrs. Morton seldom came np to the nursery liulil I was putting the children to bet), but even then she never stayed for more than ten minutes. There were always visitors below, or It was time to for dinner, or there were letters to Sle. It was evident that Mr. Mortons Win bad no sinecure's post. I think no haid-w-orked seamstress worked harder than Mrs. Morton in those days. Mow nod then, when the children were - aleeptag sweetly In their little cots, and I WM reading by the Are, or w riting to Aaat Agatha, or busy about some work of my own, I would bear the soft swish of silk dress in the corridor outside, and then would be Mr. Morton, looking love. Iter than ever, In evening dress. "I have Just come to kiss my darlings HeTte." be would say. "Dinner Is over, a4 I Mil going to the theatre with some friends; they are waiting for me now, but 1 hast such a longing to see them that I onM not resist It." "Itla bad night for you to go oat," I - observed once, "ithoda says it is snow ' lug, and yon have a little cough, Travels Miame ", "Oh, K is nothing." she replied, qttlokly; 1 lake eoid very enslly." Hut I noticed Shivered little, and drew her fumit W'5h ekiser wiiikI her, "How warm eti eey you look here!" glancing round . Kittmm, Which cerlainly looked the pic-t-af aamfort, with the lamp on the big f'TTt table, and Hannah working beside fld than she look up my insik and v a II. It was n copy of Tennyson's - ? that Ann Agatha ha.1 given me on t-;at htrtbday. -'fMWMt hooka. Merle," "be said, , "Mr. Morton baa n large library, Ituowhe would lead vou aur. IC joa will only lie careful of t1P,. raarle, 111 uuder footflMli. has chur.-e of the room. If you go -ih iu Hie i,i.nii,g, c mil ,.( ,.f wr.nl ml give it t.iTiair, I will supplied." Villi Vlt.lt . - j OU Jtl0 "Thmik you: ,,b. thank .,., M Mor lou!" 1 t i laitued. tnitefullv i..r I ... ! fond i.f reading, and the winter cveiiin s were lung, mut a lM,k j l-ticr com pany than Hannah, though she was a nice girl, anil I never found her in uiv iy. 1 used to talk. to lu-r a we ui at work, to tfeil.er. Hie was a liltle hy with me at tir., but after a time her reserve (hawed. Sue u-as a farmer s d.iegiiter, th, joeng-e-t b it one of twelve children, ami i,er Hlotncr was e-i. ir tii, me sue li nt five siMer- lu service, ami nil (.,,, ISJ well; but the eldest, M,,lly. stared at hot.is ui takac.tre of h-r father and brut lien. I grew - Interested at last in J I :in nali'a ..: . i . . impir narrative, n w is a new expert i ii of life fur me. for I had never taken much notice of any servant but I'.Uieiice leforc. I liksl hearing aiMiut Wheeler's Farm, as it w as called, t he old bbu-k-tim-liereil house, with I he ureal B-ar-tree iu the court yard aud themosy truuttii out of which tba little black pigs drank, sad round which si rutted the big liirkry-cix k (iobbler, with bis train of wives. "The court-yard is a pretty siht of a suiiiiiier's morning," Hannah said once, grow in;; quite rie.y w itli animal ion, "w lieu .Molly comes out wil h her apron full of corn for her chicks. I do love to see them all coming round her tiirkejs, ami (re-'-e, and chicks, and fowls, and t iie little ban tam cock always iu the middle. And there are the pigeons, tiei, mis-; some of them will fly on Molly's shoulder, and eat out of her hand. Ynu should see Luke throw up the tumblers high in the air. and watch thetu flutter down aeain on his arms anil hands, not minding him more than if lie were a branch of the pjar tree iiself." Who was Ibis Luke who - always Coming Into Hannah's talk? I knew he was not one of the live brothers, for i was acquainted wit h alt their names. I :new quite well that Matthew anil Tliom ,s worked on the farm, and that Mark had goue to the village siiiithy;the t.vins, Hall and Holt, were still at school, ami Dan was lame. IVi'lmps Luke was en gaaed to Molly. I hazarded the question once. I low Hannah ldti!ifd as she an swered me! "Luke Is Luke Armstrong, a neighbor's sou, but his fat lier is a hard, inlsci iy sort of a man; for nil he has S-rogin's Mill, nml tliev do say h is many stockings full of guineas. His wife is no better than himself, and his brother Martin bids fair to be the same. It Is a wretched home for Luke, ami ever since he was a lad he has taken kindly to our place. Von sea father is hearty, and so is Molly; they ilko to offer the bit otwl sun to tbo-e as need it, though it is only a bit of bread anil cheese, or a drop of porridge. I'nthe.r hales a near man. and lie hales old Armstrong like Kiikon." "Is Luke your sKler Molly's sweet heart?" 1 hazarded, after this. Hannah covered her face and began to laugh. "i'lea-e excuse me." she said at last, when her it in ii-i'iiicii I had a little subsid ed, "but ll diss sound so droll, .Molly having it sweetheart I nm .sure she would never think of Mich a thing. What would (at her mid the boy do without ber" "ISIess me. Hannah!'' I returned, a liltle Impatiently, "you have live oilier sisters, you tell me; surely one of lbin could help Molly, if she needed It; w hy, you might go home yourself!'' "Oh, but none of us understand the cows and I he poultry and th bees like Molly, unless ii is Lydta, and she is dairy maid up nt the Ifed Kami. They do sny Mnrltu Arms! rung wants Lydia; but I hope, In spite of his father's guineas, she wn! lime nothing lo say to Scroggiu's Mill or to Mniiin. You sec, inis," went on llauitah, waxing more coulidcittlnl as my i uteres t became apparent, "Wheeler's Kami is not a big place, and n lot of chil dren soon crowded it out. Mother was a line mnuager, and taught Molly all Iter ways, but they could Hut make the attics bigger, and there was not air enough to be healthy for four girls, wilh a sloping roof and a window not much bigger than your two hands. ,And then the crecer grew right to the chimneys: and though folk, nnd especially the squire, Lyddy's master, said how pretly it w its, nnd called Wheeler's Farm an ornament to t lie w hole parish, it choked up the air somehow; and when Annie took a low fever. Doctor Price lectured mother dreadfully iiImiiI it. Hut lather would not have the creeper taken down, so mother nsiid there were too many of us at home, ami ssome of us girls ought to go to service. Squire ilnw try always wanted Lvdla. and Mrs. Mor rison, the vicar's wife, look Kmui.i Into the nur-ery; and Dorcas, she went ns maid of nil w ork to old Miss I'ow ell; nnd .leu n i nnd Ll.zie found places down Dorl cotc wny; but Mrs. (iaruel!, who knew my father, coaxed him to let me come to London." "And you nn; bapiiy licrel" I hazarded; but as I looked up Irom the cambric, frill I was hemming, l noticed the girl's head drooped a littlo. "Oh, yes, I am hippy ami comfortable here, miss," she returned, after a mo ment's hesitation, "for I am fond of chil dren, and It Is a pleasant, thought that 1 am saving father my keep, and putting aside a bit of money for a raiuy day; but there's uo denying that I miss .'he farm, and Molly, and all the tltiiii creatures. Jess, the brindled cow, would follow me all down the Held, nnd tin ust her wet mouth into my band if 1 called her; and as lo Hover, Luke's dog" Hut here 1 Interrupted her. "Ah, to lie sure. How alwuit your old playfellow, Luke? i suppose jou miss him, too'' Hannah colored but somehow managed to evtuU my question; but nfler a week or two her reserve thawed, and I soon learn ed how matters Mood between her and Luke Armstrong. They were not. engaged she would not allow that for a moment.. Why, what would father and Molly say If she were lo promise herself to a young fellow who ouly earned enough for his own keepf For Miller Armstrong was that close that he only allowed his youngest son euough to buy his clothes, and took all his hard work In exchange for food and shelter; while Martin could help himself to as much money as ha chose, only he was pretty nearly as miserly as his father. Molly was always going on at Luke to leave ScroggirTs Mill ami better himself among si rangers, and there was some talk of his coming nearer Ixndoii, ouly he was so loath to leave the place where he was born. Well. If she must own It, Lnke and she bad broken a sixpence between thorn, nud she bad promised Luke that she would not listen to soy other young man, and she bad kept her word, and she was saving ber monev, because, if Luke ever made a little Home for ber, she would not like to go to ft empty banded. All the girls were saving money. Lydia bad qtiile a tidy little sum in the savings batik, and that is what made Martin want ber for a wife: for though Lydia had saritig'qnali ties, she was even plainer than Molly, and uo one expected her to have a sweet heart. I am not ashamed to confess that Han nah's artless talk iuteri-sted me greatly. True, she was only a servant, but the sitn plicityand reality of her narrative ap pealed to my sympathy; the very homeli ness of ber seerli seemed to stamp it more forcibly on my mind. I seemed to picture it all; the low -ceiled attic crowded with girls; the honest farmer ami bis Mrnppiug sons; hard featured Molly milking her cow s sud feeding ber poult ry; young Luke Armstrong and his dog Kover strolling down to Wheeler's Kami for a peep at his rosy faced sweetheart. Many an eveuiug I banished the iosidious nil ranees .of homesickness by talking to Hannah of her home, and there were times when I al most envied the girt her wealth of Louie atlei tion. Jt seems to me that we lose a great deal In life by closing our ears and hearts to other people's interests; the more we widen our sympathies, and live in folk's lives, the deeper will be our growth. Some girls simply exist: they never sb-;c;-r to oe otherwise than poor t'-"," plants, autl fail to thrust out new feelers iu the sunshine. in ihose quiet evening hours when I had win k to do for my children, and dare not indulge myself in writing to Aunt Agatha, or rending some deeply Interest ing Issik that Travels had procured for me that morning, Hannah's innocent rus tic tnlk seemed to open a new door to my inner consciousness, to admit me Into a fresh phase of existence. A sentence I had rent to Aunt Agalha that Sunday nf terniHiti often haunted me as I listened: "Heboid, how green this valley is, also how bentitiful w il h lilies. 1 have, known many laboring men that have got good estates in this Valley of Humiliation;" and I alino-i held my breath as I remeiu-iH-red that our Lord had been a laboring Man. Hannah never encroached iu any way; she always tacitly acknowledged the dif ference in our M il ons, ami never pre sumed on these cotivei'.-atioiis, but she let me see that she was fond of me by rendering in-' all sorts of little services; and nu my si le I tried to be useful to her. She was very clever nt work, and I taught her embroidery. Her handwriting and reading wep defect ive she had been rathera dunce at .sch,.(. !. lold me; utid I helped her to Improve herself on both these P'rfuts; further thar. lids could not go. I shall neror forget my 1intne one even ing when she came into the nursery and found me writing a letlr to A uul Agi lis w ith a dictionary beside me. lor there, was no trouble to w hich 1 would not put my self IC I could only avoid paining thoe loving eyes. "Why, miss," she exclaimed, 'n " ftM' toulshed voice, "that is w hat I am obliged to do when I write to father or Molly! Molly Is a flue scholar,' and so Is Lydia; the hardest words never puzzle them." 1 must roufess Hint my face grew hot as I stammered out my explanation to I le ii null. 1 felt that from that night I should lose caste in her eyes, for ouly an enlightened mind could solve such an enigma: but I need not have been afraid; truth la sometimes revealed to babes, "I would not fret about ft If I wera you, miss," observed Hunnah, pleasantly; "it seems to me It is only like St. Paul's thorn in the flush. .Molly says sometimes, when father worries about the cal tin or the had harvest, 'Hint most people have a messen ger of Sntnn to buffe! them:' that is a favorite speech of Molly's, We should not like to be born crooked or lame, ns She often tells us; but it might be our lot, for all that, Btitl we should get Into heaven just as fust. Jt is not how we do it, but how we feel w hen doln;: it t hat is .Molly's proverb, and the most of us have our bur den to carry .some part of the way." "True, llaiiiiah, and J will carry mine;" but as I spoke the tears were lu my eyes, for though her words were true, the thorn wns very piercing, and one had lo get used to the .smart. (lO 1IB COMl.M KH.) Ttie Men and Women of Hi axil. The Flwinoncnsps, sis the people, of Rio are cnllcil, an.' iu somo wnjs tiolilo ami well liri'il, in olliets nido and vul jrar. The uipii liavo a coaron habit of rudely sluntifjat every lady who passes jy. si it I a crowd on a si root corner will neve;' give way to let ladies iass through. If two or more KraxiliniM meet on the sidewalk anil slop to talk they coolly obstruct tho pavement nnd expect passers-by to tako to the road way. The tram-cars are not lit for a lady to ride in the men all Hinokcsind usually villainous tobacco. The Ilrazilian women are not pretty, ami in the presence of gentlemen are usually shy. At a reception or soiree the gentlemen gather in knots' and talk politics at the top of their voices, and the ladies sit about and talk I know not what, for if a gentleman comes near they instantly stop short. The m'cti of native birth, us a rule, are low of Mature and Nletider, Uul there arc ilrazilians of girth and com manding presence. The ltiazilian wo men are dark ami not comparable to our Noi l hern betiiil ies;. They make goml mothers, though rather iudu;,cnl, but social Usages allow then) uo lilierly and their day are monotonous and without excitement. Their daughters are taught l'rencli. Music is a natural gift. They can embroider a liltle, but Ine world and what goes on it is a sealed book to them. Unlil they are married they are never alone in a gen tleman's company. A voting iiiatt can not call often ami inaiiilest any particu lar preference for a young iaily with out being asked if his iuieiitioiis are serious. The mother litis scarcely more liberty than the daughter. Her Jtlace is al inline, ami, be it said to the Irazilians' credit the husbands, as a rule, tire dotno-tie iu their habits. Their evening are spout al home or al places of amusement with their wives and children. Itio Imwiro l.rllcr. Fhiiii Lands in I bo fulled .Slates Taking the w hole area of the United Stales, the farm lands comprise '2H9 acres in every 1,0(10, leaving 711 acre unoccupied. Of the former quantity 1,'iil acres lire prod net ive. 10.' t wood land, and Id unproductive, though partly niscepliblo of iniprovcuiuul. BEFO OE WAH. How a Hricbt t onal lv K - p4 Hauif Swlij to a Dealer. A little while ago a colored man from an adjoining county -:un over into this county, his former home, and met many old friends. To one he related a remarkable episode of the dj s ls-fo' de w all." lie said that lie was as lough a mu latto as: the country ever produced, and bis young master resolved to ' send bin) dow n the river," as t lie slave ow n ers Used to express it. One day the touug master told him to luve the horses reaiiy, and tliey would depart early the next morning for Knoxville. The young master had received in formation that a certain l.ie buyer from the cotton lields would visit the city men! inned in ijiiest of "likely ne gro men." The early dawn found Hie young .inner and his valuable human proier ty speeding aw ay over the smooth road Smith. Alter they had goue a .ittlu way. "I'ich," for that was the cogno men by w hich the "likely boy" was known, inquired of his master if lie w as going to Knoxville to put into execu tion a. threat he had oil '-ii heard bin) make lo sell him to a cotton planter. The master told biin it was his mis sion. Kich la'came much aflected by the announcement and shed tears, lie recalled the hours of their boy hood, aud dwelt upon the pathetic iu general. The young master's heart w as touched, but his resolve was not. Xight came on, as itahvaysdid whei. travelers by llio '-Old Wilderness Koad'' gut well into the mountains. A jug of tine old Hoitl'bon steadied (heir nerves and brought balmy hleep to the jesloratioti of their M rained energies. Xext morning they were up with the lark, and all (lav they talked about the eiidless separation soon to follow, pausing occasionally to admire the rug ged scenery and take a drink. The rabbit hunts by day, the coon hunts by night, the romps, ihe lights they had, the flogging they h;ia caught from "the old man" were all lived over again. Another niglit and another day and their journey had ended. I!ut the raid on the big jug bad not. They "hit it puny lively" that "last night on earth together forever and evermore." They were comfortably full long before, inid night. At leat the young master was full of old liquor ami the slave was full of pretence. He had dropped tipou a scheme. Villi dawn, Uich was up moving about the city. A shave, cleati clothe, a cigar, a cane, and many extras were added. Finally he sought the slave buyor, and introducing Itiinsels as Mr. , of Madi-on county, Kentucky, statetl thai he was in the city with the "splendid joung nigger" of which he had written him, and was' now ready for a trade. The boy was described in glow ing terms, and ihe price li.vd at $1,000, w hich the trader said he would give, provided the description was ac curate. So the proceeded to the tav ern and into a littlo back room, where the young master was found snoring away on a pallet beside the bed w hero Kiel" had taken tho precaution to tum ble him before going out, Jlis beard of several day's growth, diMy and soiled attire, unkempt hair, and gen eral MppearAiiee was anything lint ai traetiv e. "Fifteen hundred!'1 grulllv remarked the old dealer as ho glanced al the pitiful-looking object. "Fifteen hundred dollars for that d- A thing! 1 would not give you a cent more than half thai much," and he. walked out on tho street. It is useless to say they didn't get their prices near enough for a trade. - -V I ui nt noon the young tnasler awoke, not feeling i lie best, in the world. Jin w as iuiipclled to borrow a shoe horn to put on his hat, aud there was a mighty bad taste in his mouth, to say nm hing of considerable red iu his eye au-l a feeling of a sort of goneness in .'enci'al about his stomach. Kich told dim I li.it he had been out to nua the iittjcr, and the old fellow wauled to know tho price, as all depended on thatthe least he'd take was the ques tion, and to be in a hurry, as lie, the buyer, had made about all the pur chases he wanted, and was ready to leave town. The young master called for paper and envelope, and wrote as follows: . "Dear Sir: You have seen Ihe boy. My lowest price is f l.'JUO. lie is worth every cent of it." The note was duly conveyed, and was soon returned with an answer on the back, saying, "We can't trade." The following day the well-rested horses, the happy mulatto, nnd a dis appointed while man "might have been seen wending their solitary way through the woods" towards Kentucky. Ilifhmoml Clinuis. Heal Names of Indians. The Indians have a neat way of iix ing it. This Kain-in-thc-Face, Spotted Tail, Maii-Afi'aid-of-his-lIorses, is good enough to palm oil on the w hiles, but each Indian has another inline, tile whiles never hear. First lie is named a tier his mother's gens or family. There are only hall a doen each. Snake, Wolf, Turtle, Hear, Fttgle, and so on. Vou remember how, in "Tho Last of the Mohicans," the young Del aware chief w as found lo have a tor toise tattooed on his .breast, that gave his family, lie was a Turtle, just as the bulk of the Scotch are divided into a few clans, the Slewa'rls, Campbells ('amerons, McGregors and others. To the Indian's family name' is. attached another, bill it would be bad medicine to havo il spoken outside the family circle, and give somo of his enemies a chaucc lo work spells aud hoodoo him. The Spotted Tail business is it mini do cliasse, de guerre, or de toot, w hich pets hitched on in later life. Wnxiitiy toi J'tJ.ll. LoiKton's y,tg Tower. Four hundred plans have already been received by the committee who offered prizes for tho best nnd second best plan for tho uroposcil Wiilkin Tower the F.nglish F.iflel. It will be so high that nil that need be done when fog eomes on will be to enter the lift nnd in n few' minutes lie up iu I lis clear blue. Oft PIERCES MEOlCAl OlSCOtflfjy "ONE FOOT IX THK GRAVE." How often do we bear the alsive said of some )sir pilgrim o'er life's thorny path. whi- tottering step, dlid face, unnatural glitter of the eye and hacking cough, und its accompanying involuntary pressure of the liiinil over the lungs, the seat of the dread disease consumption that causes the remark I Too frequently, alas! and in the interests of such unfortunates this is joi ned, to assure them that their sle)s need tend no longer to wan Is that narrow rece- , tacle that awuits all that is, until life's aUotteil spa"e is covered from any such cause, for the scientific researches of I)r. : K. V. I'ierce. of the invalids' Hotel and Surgical institute, of Hiiffalo, N. Y., re sulting in his " tbilden Medical Discovery." have w-rostcd from Nature a remedy which ; never fails to cure this scourge of litir race i (which is really nothing more nor less than i Scrofula of the Lungs), if taken in time nud given a fair trial. For Scrofula in nil its myriad forms, ' whether affecting the lung-tissues or other ' organs or parts. Dr. Pierce's Golden Med- j ical Discovery is a sovereign remedy, and ; the 0,11 tttif that is sold by druggists, under a positive gillliiliitee from its manu- fTl C stlfl RFtf ARI1 ""en-d by the manufacturers of DR. SAGE'S V5 "t III I "tWaVisTlM CATARRH REMEDY, lor case of Catarrh in J fj fj SJBJSBBBBBBBSBBBBBBBBBBBJBJ the Head which tlll'V CHIIllOt oum. By its , m'M, siothiii. and healing properties, Or. Sg 8 Kcinedy cures the worst cases, no matter of how long standing. 50c.. by druggists. Hat. Flirtation. Wearing the hat, squarely on thei head siguilies "1 love, you madly." Other styles of using the hat have these meanings: Tipping it over the right car My lit tle brother has the measles. Pulling it over the eyes You must not recognize me. Wearing il over the back of lite head Ta, ta; aw fully aw ful. Faking it oil' and brushing it the wrong way My heart is busted. Holding it out in the right hand Lend me a quarter. Leaving it -with your uncle Have been to a church fair. Throwing il to a policeman I love your sis.tcr. I'sing it as a fan Come and see my aunt. Carrying a brick in it Your cruelly is killing mo. Kicking it tip-'slairs Is the old man around. Kicking it. down-slairs Where is your mother? Kicking it across the street I am en-g.-ttred. Hanging it on the right elbow Will call lo-nigltt. Hanging it on tho left elbow Am badly left. Pulling it on the ground and sitting on it Farewell forever. Halter ami t'ui'i'kr. CiiitiI by Tbrcad. If there is any one in Macon who had little faith iu hoodoos and charms a few weeks ago ihat person was Chief Kenan, says the Icleiirtijth. But at last all unbelievers arc brought around, and it appears this was the case wil 1 1 the doughty chief. Some days ago ho Was snlleiing considerably with neu ralgia. After Irving every remedy under Ihe sun he at last came upon a friend w ho had a recipe, which he was not caring particularly to reveal to the chief, but, seeing the ollicial iu deep trouble, he linally consented to apply the remedy. Securing a spool of black ,si'k thread, he, cut off several bils. One he, lied around the neck of tho chief, another around his waist, another down the back connecting the one aroiisid the waist, and a fourth down his breast, eonneelinir in Ihe same way the two bands. This completed the oti t fit. When llie operation was liuished the chief, w ith an incredulous smile, asked w hal came. nexl. "Oh, yon will talk dillerently in a few minutes," replied the frieml, with a shake of the head, iu a minute the ollicial fell a- strange sensation in the face, and within live minutes the pain had left him. To say that lie was amazed would be pulling il mildly, lie has already given the cure to a doen sufferers, ami now ho is al work solving the problem of how lie w us cured. As yet he has found no duo who can give Ihe cause of it. A Hand Kxpcrlllloii The Lc wist on Jtiuriml says a Mama constable had a hard experienco the other day. He went out tiller a gang of poachers, nnd was not only cor dially received by them but was in vited to accompany them on a hunting vxpedilioii. The reason for so much cordiality was not apparent until ihe officer found (hat his lulo companions had managed lo leave him alone on an uninhabited island, where they kept him for I wo days and nights. facturers, that it will benefit or cure, If taken in time and given a fair trial, or money iaid for it will be refunded. En larged glands, tumors or " bunches," ai dissiiatsl by iUi use ; old sores or ulcerc healed ; ' white swellings," hip-joint disease, and kindred ailments, permanently cured. It's n itftliriite, not a beverage; a concen trated vegetable extract, without sugar or syrup iu its make-up. Don't beget drunk ards. As teettliar and marvelous in cura tive proierties as in itR composition. It's mission is to cinr. not stlliate. "Uolden Medical Discovery" invigorates and strengthens the liver and lungs, sharp ens the nitite. improves digestion, purifies the blood, cleanses the system, and builds up lsith Hw.h and strength when reduced bv " wasting diseases." It leads all other med icines in aim unit of sales. There's nothing like it for the diseases for which it is rec ommended, so don't be foiled into accepting any sulistitiite. said to lie "just as good." It's an insult to your intelligence when un principled dealers try to palm off something else njsiu vou, ,iurf to mttl.e a liltle heller itntfll ! An honest dealer supplies what his customers want, without questioning their intelligence. Woiimj'h Dispensauy MnwcAi. AsKiM'iATtox, Proprietors, Buf falo, N, Y. Itargaining in Algiers. You select ycur go, ids with slow de liberation, pile them together casually in a liltle heap, eye them askance with an inquiring glance, and take a con templative pull or two at the inspiring weed in solemn silence, says a writer in the (initlemntCa Magazine. . Mo hammed Ali responds w ith a puff from his cigarette in grave concert. Then you w alk once or twice, up and down the piazza slowly, and, jerking yout head with careless ease in the direction of your selected pile, you inquire, as if for abstract reasons merely, in an off hand tone, your Moslem friend's lowest cash quotation for the lot as it stands. Two hundred francs is the smallest price. Mohammed Ali paid far more than that himself for them. He sells simply for occupation it would seem. Look at Ihe work, monsieur. All graven brass, not mere repousse metal, or real old chain-stitch, alike on both sides none of your wretched, common-place, modern, machine-made em broidery. You smile incredulously, and remark with a wise nod that your Moslem friend must surely be in error. A mis take of the press. For 200 francs read' 50 francs. Mohammed Ali assumes tin expres sive altitude of virtuous indignation and resumes his tobacco. Fifty francs for all that lol! Monsieur jests. Ha shows himself a very poor judge, in deed, of values. Half an hour's debate and ten suc cessive abatements reduce the lot at last to a fair average price of 70 francs. Mohammed Ali declares you have rob bed him of his pro tit, and pockets his cash with inarticulate grumblings iu the Arab tongue. Jiext day you see iu the Rue Kab-Az.oun that you have paid him at least 8(1 francs too much for your supposed bargain. How to Sharpen a Pencil. "It really makes me tired to see ths average man sharpen a pencil," said an old newspaper man in a stationary store lo a Washington Star reporter. "He will cut; his lingers, cover' them with dirt and blacken them wilh lead dust, aud still will not sharpen the pencil. "There is but oue way to sharpen a lead pencil and that is to grasp it (irm ly with the point from and not toward yo;i. Take your knifo in the other hand and whittle away as though you had lots of pencils to waste. By following these directions and turning the pencil over you will soon have it neatly and regularly sharpened, and your lingers . w ill be unsoilcd and you will not need any court plaster to put on the wounds because you cannot cut your lingers when whittling from them. "This method is the best, whether the knife is dull or sharp. If the pen cil is a soft one there is no sense iu sharpening . the lead. Simply cut away the wood, anil iu writing turn the pencil over, thus writing with the sides of the lend. "Another disgusting and senseless habit is in placing the pencil iu the mouth when writing, litis is a relio of the days when pencils were as hard as Hint and before the manufacturers were able to produce the smooth, soft pencils that are used lo-day. The con tinual dampening of the lead will harden even a good graphite pencil and make It hard and gritty. It b limply t, habit, any way, and most UWU Mt bad ones." H V ) 51 i i r . s , JtS O ,,,) v'--v' " H,3 t.l ' Vt s'i Vwi"o. ' ' " , . . - is. "-I - ! ' ' 5 ft