The Sioux County journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1888-1899, April 18, 1889, Image 3
talalMgaal Boot. aaaion of an intelligent Jos .atanily may be a Terr useful at of emergencies. Sot long A members of a family retnrn- rjjfci? v; -: ,. I an 'veuiugeutertaiument were -' ' 9 giu au entrance into tlieii t t j i.Tlie key had. lieeu forgotten f I .atTrsnts were evidently asleep. ftlie door 111 produced no re- j . The ulr sound in-door was be dojr's tail gently thumping Ktlie ins;, but after a time that ;. The lor had recognized kin 'and refused to bark. When all JO enter seemed fruitless the door ed by a sleepy servant aceoni , by a very wide awake dor. It 1 that tfie friend of the family yS his way to the servant's room i gently awakened her to a Jion of the situation. As he had rkaen permitted to enter the room K is evident that his sense of the mi the occasion had shown him . a should not wait for a cereiuoni- . . . .. . i - f i M1vniMioii.-t.iui';(i Jiaii. '-. il-RyA'wrahMiw Lincoln's (wk. i,.,te Secretary Halford hns in his r ' taa clock which is dearest to the of the old employes of the w hite ' A It is of Muck niarhle and gilt, f iajinally liad a (lass case over it. I U$Jiat was broken lont n?o. What f Jo to the sentiment in this time- 4 it that it is the only article in the Ja house which stands exactly as it v Vken Abraham Lincoln was presi iJL Lincoln's office room was the raow occupied by Mr. Halford, and iielock then stood on the mantel just Mfl does now. Mr. Arthur fancied the JaA because of its' associations and 4 it taken to his own room. Mr. laaley, chief clerk of the oxecntive of t nnder Mr. Cleveland, iuked to have It hronht back, and about two years ago it was done. 11 1'as Oiii of Them- "Ton wonhl lianllr think." said the Ysilow haired man who sat on the fence itd whittled a stick, "that there was a ijtof cosh derued idiots iu this m;irh ralliood fourteen years aso that could I Svw sold their lands for 8() an acre and i4n'tdoit. 'J'hey wanted 8100. 'J hey JWJght the railroad was coiiuir throutrh illN sure. Some of im had a little iltK, though, and sold out. The lund Mat worth Sl.r0 nn acre now. Yon can ate it's nothin' but wind." -Tes, I see," said the tourist. "I sup- von ro back here on a visit. "Er no. I live here," replied the on the fence, as he took a fresh Oattw of tobacco and looked drearily fa the direction of the settintr sun. "Stranger, 1 w as one of the gosh denied Idiots." Chicago Tribune. - lif rlitne. ft-. Hammond and Dr. Campbell an aonnce tlrnt man need never die, except by accident, or his own disobedience of kygienio rules. There is some little reason in some of the arguments, but the doctors fail to tell us that life is de- Edent uHn a vital principle govern the whole process of assimilation repair. Unfortunately, the pro- pauses of repair do not control the wital principle; if so, we might live for ever. Fond lor ConsMmptivea. i Scott's Emulsion ol Cod Liver Oil, with jrpophoaphites, is a most marvelous and medicine, it heals ilia irritation of the throat and lunge, and gives flesh 'Md strength quicker than any other rem edy known. It is very palatable, having one of the disagreeable taara of the crude Oil. Mtirat Halstesd will write a magazine article on the rejection of his nominator. NlierlOn Nala. Smoke the SheritT RalerVfar. A straight 10 cents Havana Cigar or 5 cents. There is no unsolved mystery for the fish that has been landed. H "1 f 'J i J v of aawSawawsaJr1 aj faa l 3artl i l. a iiam rjM'aaiatJr .miii i wary tfelwfjk -w,.ril:--;laa JaM kaif im at fteaaf. JJmm.timr atnta iat atif iavbtow aMferUia biai it proavi r doeoptioa tad jly.aoaBMMnt a vila aoatral Mroaaw. Ua kia TaiBe&ria iiy ao-eallad iea did ant poa- ; bowovwi'. lika itfanarilsif own boat ' paver to aare JLa wkich tba aaaattyrie to i Jft power aad n trtaa ana J. . . , 4 v V Cteir own is ad nulla I tbey bar. Hobaaiiaa : ta eirCiad x. ' 'wt tlM aew ,1.41 X. TO. . For two two-oent stamps we will send you one of the handsomest almsoHC In the country. "Homestead." Omaha, Neb. mt 11 At Diwnn kd Deat.es. TM CHARLES a. VOQELER CO.. attlsisrt.Mt. ELY'S VITX p. Catarrh FEVER CREAM BALM. T suffered from ca tarrh 1 years. The droppings into my throat were na iMeaV In. My Bose bled almost daily. Hlnct the first day's nse o' Ely's Cream Bitliu bnvt) had no bloe tlntc, Soreness Is entire). iron I). O. DavldsoTi with BostAn niidot A mrttcle It snnllcd In o aa-)i noiirll ft ml It nirri-e- 4 hie, 1'rlc fux-Miiri nt pruttgl-t; hy uisll, rt'tflntf.rcd, )r.t. Kl.T UHOTHKltS. 54 vVmrsn St, N.Y. HAYF SlGEIilEADAGIlEJ IrARTFRSI fllTTLC II I iwrn roslilvrlyeurrd br inese .me ruin. The? slM relieve Dis-I CrM from UyeTwiMU.ln iH(MtlOB end TooHerty bsudi. A iierrect rem led? (orlMzilueM.Msuew UrowMneee, Bail TaaUfl In the Mouth. Coetdl ToaciM.Paiii in the Side. tmkpid MVEll. Thar nmilste um Bowels Pnraljr Vcoetoble. rnee n ccnu; casts, asxrn co., kzw toie. Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. ' aa I . MiJsi tu tnu owit n world ocgbt to lone (or su la Ike cure which wsa so bad to tie bjr the physician, want to he treated. One aie s conr of an adver- Ss-lft'sVpaclSe. and I relict from Hie (nt few gradually forced out nf aeon cured sound end Booth, elnce 1 quit tak Iaalalt Starir. Nw Trt Evening Sub. "Speaking of flash literature re minds me of a deceased friend of mine," said Bryan McSwyny yester day. "The person was engaged in writing a serial story for a well-known weekly paper. The story liad run so long that the publishers wrote to my friend to bring it to an end in the next installment. He did so in the following unique manner: "The balloon rone slowly from the foot ot the eliff, bumping along the fai'e of the rock as it did so. An relina, frightened at the prospect of :he perilous journey uhead when the onlloon was 1,000 feet from the ground, jumjHl recklessly out upon the ahelf ol rock which projected from the face of the cliff. Frenzied wit h fear, Algernon followed his love, uiid the balloon sailed away. Alger non clasped the lovely maiden to bis heaving bosom in a passionate em brace. The shadows deepened, and aight fell like a black pall upon the jcene. "Will you alwnyB love me, Alger non?" said Angelina. "Till death, darling," wus the re ply. THE END. "Well," continued Bryan, "letters began to arrive at the office of pub lication asking such faithful ques tions as these: "What became of the lovers? Did they dry up and blow away? Did the buzzards feed upon the form of the lovely Angel ina? Did some one lot a rope down from the top of the cliff and pull 'em no? For heaven's sakewhatbecame of them?" "These letters accumulated so fust in the office that the publishers ask ed my friend for another installment o) the story, which he gladly wrote, the concluding sentences of the last chapter being as follows: "The long night passed slowly away with leaden tread. The east ern sky began to flush with the first beams of morning light. Outlined against the fleecy clouds Angelina could see a faint speck about as big as a door knob. 1 he speck grada ally grew larger as the two lovers gazed hungerily upon it. It was their long-lost balloon. A favoring gale from heaven directed the ball oon to the cliff, and it was watted against the face ol the cliff. As it came nearer and nearer to their rest ing place Algernon said, in a husky whisper. "Now Lena, my heart's love, jump when I jump!" Thev iumned and clunc like SDid ers to the netting until Algernon nad descended to the car. Then, like the hero he was, Algernon rescued his darling one from her perilous posit ion, and laid her upon the floor of the car. "Higher and 'higher the balloon rose until a band of Indians who were watching it saw it gradually dwindle down to the size of an apple, then faded away until only a speck like the head of a pin remained, and then was lost in the shadowy realms of space. THE KXD. "Well, what did the publishers say this time?" "Oh," replied Bryan, with a smile, "they simply discharged my lnend, that's all." Tj nwr a. f7 know what 8. 8. 8. baa "It of S maUcnant Cancer, lba conimercd Incurs. fn CMoaco, where I bursa UkJa It. I tot aoatt; the potion was m jr .retem. and 1 was Jwvii. ii is now iva Ids 8. 8. 8. and I bat bad as den of return ot the dreadful dlaeaae. Mm. Asm Dotiiwsu. 8sblc, Mich., Dec. , '. Bead for hooka on Blood Dteeaeae and Cancers. BaOed free. Tns Bwrrr Rrrcirio Co. , Drawer S, Atlanta. Qm In a minute the lowest sound your ear ran catch has been made by 990 vibrations. An Untimely Death Kotlre, From the Boston Transcript. A story that goes back to the meet in' house in Wrentham is one of a worthy man named Habbakuk P , who had been blessed with four wives, one after another. Habba kuk was always in his pew on the Sabbath. He sat there in his con spicuous pew Sunday morning after tlieir marriage. There was a strang er in the pulpit who had exchanged with the venerable Mr. F , ths pastor of the church. After reading a few scripture passages the strang er proceeded to read a notice which he nad found in the Bible and which wn as follows: Hnbbakuk P desires the prayer of the congregation that the death of his wife mny be sanctified to him for his spiritual good." t hen, when the congregation was between stupefaction and explosion, the clergyman went on with his serv ices at a rapid rate. He was at a loss to know why the congregation seemed to be throughout the re mainder of the service on the point of laughter, butatdinnerMrs. I . the pastor s wife, explained to mm that Habbakuk P sat thre rows from the front in the broad isle, with his brand new wife, and he had read an old notice that Mr. P had probably been using for a book mark ever since the death of wife No. 3. A curlinr match wait played recently at Edinburfh br electric light. The lazier a roan gets, the more his nose runs. Ex-Koipreea Kueeuie ia noon to apend two months in Grauada., Spain. The Duke ol Nassau has accepted the regency ol the duchy ot Luxembourg. The wonderlul cure by Salvation Oil ol Mr. M. 8. Gulp, 229 George St., Bai.Ttuoac, Md., who was lor many years s pros trated with Kheutnatiam as to be entirely helpless, has awakened widespread interest in this remedy. It costs only 25 cts. 'II the heart ol a man is depressed with cares snd sufferings, the mist is dispelled when the bottle appears." Not a bottle olspirita, oh no! but a small vial ot that invaluable compound known tociviliution as Dr. Bull a Cough byrup, which will curs a cougb or cold immediately. A Dlnaiar In ilia. Miss Fleeson, of Pittsbnrg, now mis sionary out in niam, had the honor, lately, to dine with the kin;; ami queen of that country, in their new and splen did summer (lulnce. The ceremony be gan with the washing of all hands in lrfuiiiel wnters, held in silver bowls, sftcr which a golden chest of betel, the Siamese equivalent for tolmeoo and chewing nm, was passed around but the use of it was not de riguer, and the foreigners were given tea in place of the fiery quid. The dinner, which was served in the most exquisite of china, glass and silver, enme on in twenty courses, and after it his majesty, who was garbed in pure white, with cold and purplo trimmings, had his prize acrobats and jugglers ierforra upon a platform below the dining hall, for the amusement of the guests. New York Commercial Advertiser. Hothern's Joke. "Were you ncruainted with Soth ern?" was neked of John Toole, the aged English comedian. ' "Dundrenry? Ah, yes! He woe the most amusing creature on earth. You remember that abstirb trick of hw, when he asked eighty people to supper.nnd wrote a private not to each man beforehand to ask him to be bo good n to say grace, as the chairman wus unavoidably prevent ed from attending tho dinner. The faces of those eighty men when they rose in one body, at the tap on the table, which Sothern had severally informed them wim to be tho signal for grace, must have been a eight indeed!" San Francisco Chronicle. Is Guy's (London) Hoapital Reports, vol 1, para XMS, ia found the statement: "Simple hypertrophy (enlargement) of the heart, especially of the left ventricle, is found without valvular incom (letency. In this numerous class the cardiac is secondary ia syniptouj o the renal af fection." This explains why Wsrner's Safe Cure is effectual iu cases of heart disease. It removes from the blood the kidney acid which causes the heart dis ease. Dust ia the daadruH that Mother Earth gets in her hair. In 1850 "Brown's Bbokcbiai. Tbocbes" were introduced, and their success as a cure tor Colds, Coagha. A.thma and Bron chitia haa been unparalleled. Buildiog air caetles ahould be the work of the man who ia lull of wind. Wahnf.k's Log Cabin Remedies old fiishioned, simple compounds, used in the dnys of our hardy forefathers, are "old timers" but "old reliable." They comprise a Warner's iMg Cabin Sarsaparilla, "llops and Buohu Kemedy," "Cough and Consumption llcmedy," "Huir Tonic," "Extract," for External and In ternal Use, "Plasters," "Hose Cream," for Catarrh, and "Liver Pills." They are put up by H. H. Warner & Co., pro prietors of Warner's Safe Remedies, and promise to equal the standard value of those great preparations. All druggists keep them. The late John Bright was a great admirer ol John (j. Wtiittier's poetry. MoHt men are negatives that the Lord has failed to retouch. The Empress of Japan has abandoned her intention to visit this country. He Won $16,000. Providence (K. I.) Telesrani, March 20. Mr. Fred A. Young, treasurer of the Union Eyelet Company, of this city, purchased for $1 the twentieth part of tic ket No. 2,887 in the Louisiana State Lottery. The ticket at the re cent drawing took the $300,000 priie and entitled Mr. Young to one-twentieth of the sum, viz., $15,000. The gentleman was credited by the Tele gram with having tJiis stroke of luck bout two weeks ago, but a denial appeared in one of the papers. This morning the Telegram learned that the money had been collected "for Mr. Young through the Bank of America of this city. At the bank no informa tion could be obtained, the tellers having apparently been instructed to furnish no facts for publication. At the office of the Eyelet Company a Telegram reporter found Mr. Young and learned that the ticket bought Dy him through the Boston agency had indeed won the money, and that the $15,000 had been collected through the bank named. His object for keep ing the news of his great luck from the masses, he said, was because he thought that it would stimulate so many others less able than himself to indulge m lottery tickets to invest their dollars. Just why those with less means than himself should not desire $15,000 Mr. Young did not state, but he did say that he objected to the general public being made aware of his good fortune. A new wrinkle; the last sorrow. S'rreri Tt.li.T wei lc.fc. we pare her faatorla, M iiFti fhe a n CliiUl. fclit crier for Cu.terla, IV ben lc beenrna XtUa. nlie citing to Castoria, When h hnrt Children, ahe g.'.re them Caatoria. The police department ol Boston costs the city $1,250,000 per year. 4 onaiimptlon Nurely Cured. To the Kilitor: Plcane inform yourrrad ers that I have a poaitive remedy for con sumption. By its timely uso thousands of hopeless rases have been permanently nired. I shall he glad to iond two bottles of my remedy ki;k to any of wnr rend ers who have consumption il they will send me their exnress and P. 0. address. Re spectfully, t. A. SLOCCM, M. l, 181 Pearl street, KewYork. Another crank is to attempt to go through the Niagrara Rapids May 2.1. "There is the East, there is India," wna M.tnnrrtr Tljmr.i-in'ii prv na llA nrnnhfc- sied a railway acroaa the continent from sen to sea. lint the most daring dreams iiuai. a nurAnnliml tliA nntiinl ltlVlirV nf the Golden (late Specinl on the Union racifio Railway the finest train in the world, leaving Uouncu jmuiib ana urea- ha every Wednesday morning. The new military post near Denver, Col., has been named rort Logan. There ia more catarrh In this section ot ths country than all other diseaaea put to gether, and until the last few years waaaup posed to be incurable. For a great many Taara rl net ore nronounced it a local dla eaae, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly tailing to cure with local treat ment, pronounced It incurable. Scienca haa proven catarrh to be a constitutional dlaeaae, ana inereiore requires tuuanm tloaal treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, l. hw 9. .1. Chenev A Co.. To ledo, Ohio, ia tha paly conaffftoHonal cure on the market. It is taken internally in deaaa Irom 10 drops to a taaapoonful. It acta directly upon tha blood and mucnua sur face of thw ayatara. They offer one hundred dollars for any caaa it falls to cur, send lor Circulars m leanmoniana. P. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. 0. JWTSold by Drugglato. 76c. 1200 acres of the choioest land in tho San Isus Valley, in Southern Colorado, all under fenee, water-right secured and d:tchas ready for use. It will be sold aa a whole or in quantities to suit the purchaser. It ia the finest land in the valley, and is adapted to eitlier farming or etoek-raising. For price, terms, etc, address HENKY A. BITITERS. Alamosa. Colorado. Secretary Blaine exercises onehourevery day. Hon. George Bancroft, the historian, ia the oldest living Harvard graduate. Strittt, PARE. attain II IPIOM li in tki. ta4 pr-iii.nn.t. Tb drufgiat .peak of li ui htcheM wrnit, giviM entire MtitUcUoo whirenr aHADFIELD'S E) REGULATOR Cures all Diseases Peculiar to Women ! Boob to "Woman" Man.au latt. Ariai. uaui i.A i ou. co, ati..ta, ea. owlo ar au. fiauuoiaxs. if seal tarnt, aa f It u ased. Frice2Scts.,50cs..and $1 per Bottle. TheZM'tiKT BOTTLES are put us for the acsoav misiiou of ail wbu tte'lre aimtly a Curtail or CROUP UKMKKV Thorn afi.raia a rtmtdij fur CU.VH VMPTI0M ers.v LUA'U DISEASE thauld mcun tks Large $1 Void. Mothers. Read! Oakland Sta.. kr.. April It. IBB. 0('fajfl.-Ttie demand for ALI.INS I.I NO BatV sam ia lucreaeiuc t-ODataully. The ladtea Iblok tbera la no medicine eeuat to it for croup and Wbooplao Ceusb. C. S MAKTIN. Urucsiat. SOLD Mr AU MKUICIXB DEAlEMf. TCUITE FTTST I do not njeQ merrlj to stop them iora uio awl thin ha them return. I mean a ndicml rure. 1 haa UiavteKlTH. KMI.KlttVorl Al.LINCi 81CKN88a lile-loBff study. 1 warrant my remedy to cur tb worst caves. Becauae otnera have I aiJed in no reacon for not now racpiviur a cure. Send at once for treatise and rw Bottle of my iiifaliJUewmt'dy. iiv Kiprt Uid k. O. H- U. ROOT. M. V. 183 Pxirl St. N W. X. U.. Omaha, 461-16. TiieBest Waterproof Coat. Th.PISRBiiAKDSLlCKF.Bli wrTB,lxI wit-rpronr, aaa win p yon t tk hanlr-t ftnim. The hew TOM MEL prvrt ri4ia (, coritliiit.rwitvItlf. Hrwroriniittton. Mow r""1-without th Ptik HrDd" trd-m-rlv. lllaatrstrd CIloru . V- lower, IWIW, MMM ISOS CURE PR 3tvL.E BY ALL DRUGGISTS. f 0ti or mi Bsn T-u-tiworis nr ni Wokl. fL b?t popb i "-"rva BA, AWaaSBTaWa AW. .aV AV taTaVAWalaWAWal AflawaaaH im ertler t itrtdtir- owr ir oticf .tvid ovbMiutrlT frwa .to mmc. 1 hT. on. f INir aUrtt-Ml aBaMble 1 TeltMcoiM. ad the 6ai LuiilvBavr- yreuta wua n abU to make this WMsdcrful or fur ife rdtun thl our rods r. of ucUm'ri that, wbanaprrBon dommim them, ia nr locality, thrlf aun anrutla, end fBMrfKopU purchae; a laff ind proflmbla trad! lwaji raialtt. We can Hipplj frtse nly oneperaon In rich lot-aliij 'fkoM who writ, at one, will Mki sar. ofthcir reward, whilfi hor who delav will loae latcburt. Itaua. Orand telescope. Poapov-j ts taiaiB fnrlkiar har. lhuao wh. wriie U once? wilt aacare Droanm dtv-' lieari. btaufaiafwatiM aalce adaUcaa. A4tif, It. UALLK'IT At CO., Box Kn -fWrOTo" tn esv-k aaWiaa V. I a"reeh- aaj JSreeeh- l.aaHiar. Ittjar Bore. HM. Portlaad, alajBe- B , TO MAKE i t l If AW SfcJ'w I aW- Oiliclous Biscoit ask you a Gsoecs ros OOW BRAND SODHESiLERlTUS. AM0LUTELV purs. AN HONEST DOCTOR, flndlDg his patient suffering from that most common of American maladies Bilious Dyspepsia, or, in other words, from Torpid Liver, associated with indi gestion, advised him to go to the drug store and get Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery the world-famed remedy for such ailments. Golden Medical Discovery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and through that great blood-purifying organ, cleanses the y?tcm of all blood-taints and impuri ties, from whatever cause arising. It is equally cftkaclous in acting upon the Kidneys, and other excretory organs, cleansing and strengthening them and healing their diseases. As an appetizing restorative tonic, it promotes digestion, and nutrition, thereby building up both flesh and strength. It is the only medicine of its class, guaranteed to benefit or cure, in all diseases for which it is recommended, or money paid for It will be promptly refunded. Copyright, 1888, br World's Dispensary Medical Association, Proprietors. mild, orst for an Incurable ease of Catarrh in the Head by Dy Its i cures uu ' the proprietors of DR. SAGE'S CATARRH REMEDY. Kl'MaTOMN OP CATAatBH.-Ileadachi', olwt ruction of nose, dlsohargrs falling- Into throat, soiiii-tiun a prof use, wntcrr, and ncrld, at others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and putrid ; eyes weak, ringing In ears, desf sism, difficulty of clcsrinir throat, expectoration of olfensTvo matter; breath offensive; smell and taste Impaired, and general debility- Only 11 few of tbeae symptoms likely to be prvaent at ouoo. Thousands of mam result In uonaumptlon, and end In the irruvo. soothing-, antlaeptlo, cleanelng, and healing properties, Dr. BacVs Remedy cases. Only IK) oents. Hold by druggists everywhere.