The Sioux County journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1888-1899, November 22, 1888, Image 3
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I'Mnwle in used up vrt body, and tlmi? iCifceryof the phy A place of the more TOfkis generated f lexxi If Licl.ijj JiMM believes, the MMMBMption of liv Z&M itself which I il. i V t 4 fttll ecreanr." IwmJattr, Mrs, Duvis, t cfcU4' thriek came ncigbbor'a Ikjih". iiaaiM jron have for m ib trnw her cliii- A" tWtSHA Urn. Davin. 'Mt'to4 mothera in ll" lbh itft j MMlnn When ' ' tf . . lpooti with 'U 1 !-, little victim li'rijfc'. till he ia . ti.Mi. .J.' then come . Werco'a I'U'iiv .Tf r t'tlcrt.iVH tS r-iiHv to Hay eivn tlicin M (In I," Bun! ilL 1H oUI, will v..te d)oa dv. i.i .. Mm . A 8t i tUwp'ie and r. mtpr VMrrii twalinij Itniuetly lit-. ' ilf"ft inrtf( machine wa .r it";. , t.r 1 A; " path; litror R wind's ' H belli flint; ".the wiuter'a 1T I". I' ,V. A " iua, 4 bIt light: of night; brave I. Otl0 little coush. ' I"''"" bill, 4iMJI CM little pain. nmt.tkASMMM the alrouR, " ! fiMl ; j-tlacaae. iJr. VJiH Medical .JTlieovrrr, taken , trtf.asdtof tiHla. . t.' vleiJI'. aaya ejceaaive -r-Ui.. 140,000,- niiit-i .yai-- iAad oata. l'.'.'.'rMt Inveatment niH.r; ! IIi-. i.lor a chance c MatrttiafaVVAii'.r 7, 1889. -Abani: ;JL- P'' Moim-a, .f,i.v rh ( WV0 to POLLY IN A COURT-ROOM. . i.fsiniril illril Matte an lulcraal tng M'iliifM IWora a Judiffl. 0;i, I'm jrlail I'm here. I'm glad, 1' m scat!'' "1'til that ilrimkeii man out. Mr. I!ail f" bonted Judd Lawkr, weari 1." It'a only Tom Saw) or," responded Mr. Neagle. "I don't care the sneeze of a corpse who it U put him out." "But it' a parrot, your Honor." "Ah, there, my pretty!" sung out the jaiue voice. The judjre scratched his oust) reflect ively and awaited developments. An officer hovo in Ki'ht bearing a cage contaiuing a dissipated-looking: parrot. "Let me out." acreiiiiied the bird. "I'm Tom Sawyer. Vou'ru a thief. You're a thief." 'Order in court," cr'ed the bailiff "Order yourself." retorted jiolly. "I'm the cock of the walk. Ho, Tom." "What crime has this gentleman committed? ' queried his honor, point ing to the lively bird. "Ho is here on a aenrch warrant," replied Mr. JlotL "Mr. Sawyer, who is the original of the character in Mark Twain's famous, book entitled 'Tom Sawyer,' claims the bird and seeks to recover it," "Well, let us hear the story." 'To-wit to-weo towhittlo to wee." ''Polly, you must not wbistlo iu court," warned Mr. Sawyer, as he took the stand. "It isn't dignitiud." , "Oh, you're joking, I kuow," chuckled thn bird. . "I bavo hadfihis parrot nine years or more," said the witness, "and it is the most intelligent and best educated bird in the statu. What Polly doesn't know isn't worth knowing. I guess I have been o Herod 87.3 for him, but I would not tako $100." "How did vou lose it?" askod Mr. Moll'. "Whew!"' ejaculated the bailiff. "Let go my finger, you little devil!" He bad placed his finger thought 'ossl'y between the wires of the cage, and Tom Sawyer had promptly punc tured iu "I guess you hud better let bim out of the cage," observed the owner, "lie will be quiet then." Polly was released, and stepped out with a mien as stately as that of Edgar Poe'8 "Haven." "I missed the bird on the ilst of last June," resumed Sawyer, "and I felt pretty .bad over it. I have Marched for it ever since, and I saw it yesterday in a Htoro kept by a man named North, at the corner of Twelfth and Folsom streets. The parrot recognized mo as soon as I caiuo near, and sang out, "Toiu Sawyer, take me home!" "You are light," remarked Polly, as he winked one eye mid twisted his dead on one side. ''What a brain you've got. as Mark Twain used to lay." "That seems a pretty knowing bird." said his Honor. "I don't sue why he should not be a witness in this case. Swear him Mr. Clerk." "Oh, I never swear, but 1 m u hungry!" tjnculated the parrot. "Let us pray." "No levity, sir," said Clerk Kaplan with gravity. "Take tlio stand and hold up your right band." Polly muttered something that sounded suspiciously like "I Owe Ten Dollars to O'Grady" as he obeyed or ders. Then bo raised his foot and repeated the oath after the clerk. "Thank goodness that's over," he remarked. "Say. I'm dry. Let's ad journ to lake a cl rink." "What is jour name?" askod the court. Tom Sawyer, and I'm a dandy, but no dude IIi.w diil von strav away from home?" "Well, now, your smart. Stray "Remember, you are tinder oat!i,K remarked Mr. Mott Bless my souL Thal'o. I take it all back, said the bird, nerrously. While hU honor was tying: bis shoe string. Polly hopped on to CJerk Kap lan's head and dug his (flaws into the clerk' skull. The man who adminis ters oaths knocked Polly ick with a blow in the stomach. His Honor said he guessed Mr. Saw yer would hare to train him afresh, as he was getting too fresh. He ordered the bird returned to its legitimate owner. As they left the court one of the by standers remarked to the reporter: "T'om is a pretty good Tantriloquist, ain't he? He has built up a reputation for that bird, and nobody knew that Poll didn't do the talking just nows. Tom is us big a joker as when he look ed the boys into whitewashing his fence for him." Tom sent the bird to his saloon at No. 935 Mission street and then cele brated the return of the wanderer. When he got home he saw two Uirds and two cages. His bat was also much too small for biro. The wea,ther was warm, very warm. San iVa auco Examiner. ABIgn. ir tier color comet anil goes, First the Illy then the roae, At the moment jou pro.oose- . What then! Well, vou may be lure sue Isn't painted. LoUonCourier. ' ' I Butter-Fingers. Wa sat toeether at the (rame (The ad retnemtirance lltKerK A foul waa knocked my handa It dropped- She called me "Butteflll(era.,, That nltrlit I breathed to her my lor (The aweet remembrance lingers); I asked her madly for her hand; She gave me but ber fineera. Harvard Lampoon. "a Other !fa. The P.ev. A. h. Dnnaway, speaking of certain preacher, said: "If be would f pend as much time in earnest, wise ef fort to develop bid own field as he spends in belittling bis brother preachers who do anccepd be would do a great work in the world. Many a man of that kind will read this and think of somebody else whom be fancies brother lunaway had in mind, but no one will say: '"He meant iae." I'.iubmond Religious Herald. Mothers who hare delicate children can ee them dally improve and gain in flenii and strength by giving tb-m that perfect food and medicine, Si-ott'a Emulsion of Cod Lir Oil, with Hypoplioaphites. Ir.W. A. Hulbert, ol Salisbury, JUa., bdts: "I bare Qsd Scott'e Emulsion in caeea of Scrofula and Debility. Reunite mostgratjfying. Uy little patient take it with pleasure." Sold by all Druggiate. A square mile contains 640 acres. Wb Baby waa sick, we gave her Caatorla. Wbea ahe waa a Child, tbeeritd for Caatorta, Wbes aba becaire Mish, sbe clung to Caatorta. When b bad Children. be piiTe them Caatorta. ii.i... ..?2Liogrftph and . v. aabrti4Mt the miiL'U- w-wf ttmmi, H any, know i, A Mt wwsv.toice. When r Mi- JlM3itaiH have spoken Kl at'ilhrW. "li may ir Wt9eC the voice yyiQnmm, duc uoos 1 m,: iyVU nnaiogus iwr1 ; Wvcl m the No Railway Sit. for Him. Mahono had an office in the post offico department when he was bore, just as though ho was postmaster gen eral, and there he spent an hour or two every morning kicking fellows out and putting other follows in the Vir ginia offices. At 10 o'clock one morn ing C. Hopper, of Fairfax county, walked into his room. "Ah!" said Mahono, "good-iniorning, Mr. Hopper. Just come into the ofllno of the superintendent of the railway mail sorvico, and we'll Gx that mattor of yours right up." (Hopper wanted an appointment.) So saying he led Mr. Hopper into an adjoining room. 'Mr. Superintendent,' ho said, with a wink, "tins is Mr. uoppor, one of my constituents, who wants a place in the railway mail service. Have you any vacancies to-day?" "Yes. sir," said tlio superintendent promptly; "two of our men wero killed last night in that accident near Cumberland, and another died this morning. I Mr. Hopper's face was a study iu torr.or. "How ofton do those these vacan cies occur?" ho said, gulping down a lump in his throat. "Oh, onco or twicn a week," said the superintendent easily. "Senator," said Ho ,) r. turning to Mahone, "I don't think 1 wra for one of those vacancies." "Oh, very well," said Mahone; "good morning," and Hopper nevor bothered him again. Washington Cor. Philadelphia Record. away ? I was carried away." -Vrl I p" iiref Nl. rii.lc;f m i,iw luli1-- H Xcl' 1 f FT ii'-' mli't" fcrt -ball ,ahi 1 (W iai'liers, who ery one but I tliat we not il others see ltWriselves as V Jl from Ne- Mo worke -"lYrfUrs toward a 4 ran not b " vfc Cure. Vi - Toledo, 0. (known K.J, aml tielinva :.all business able to carry heir nrm. mista, Tole- f it. Wboltsale I. - V Toledo Na- ila. Internally, t n ud mucus (75 cent per How was that?" P.ilU naused to scratch himself and then replied; "Well, I was sitting in front of my saloon and a boy grabbed mo and ran. I tnnre at h m. but he was a German and didn't understand me. At last be met a man, and ho told bun ho had a tiiril And wanted to sul it. Hie man bought mo for four bits and look me to a place on Harrison street. Why, I almost committed suieida when I found mvself there, for 1 tell yon I have been in select company in my day." Doubtless," said his honor, laugh ingly. "But how did Mr. ..Norm got j on. Oli, 1 bit the wires of tlio cago un til I rould gut out and 1 tlew until I got tired. Then North happened along and look mo with him. Oh, I have had a gay time, 1 assure yon." "Ever known Mark Twain?" asked Mr. Molt. Well, I should remark. Know Math! Whv, bless your heart, I kucw h in when lie was iu his first pants. You know the book be wrote about my bos-?" , The court ollieiaU nodded assent. Well, you didn't know that 1 made him write it, did you? ' NoP Yes, .mi; I ui-l: -.Mark,' says I, 'you just tul.M i .m- p-ii and wril) a story. Ha mid my i- bad m nln mud pics to gei her i)l Mvuppud chewing gum, ti-ad (bits and lies. Hi wrote the Uory tnul 1 edited U. Gout in moat rases firwt make itself known by an acute pain in the joint of the great toe. This mot exc ruciating pain may be likened to that produced by the driving of awedse under the nail. Kor gout uee Salvation Oil. Price 25 cents a boltie. "Drink, pretty creature, drink," a little at a time of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, and you will reiieve your cold, and cot r&ck your chest and lungs to pieces, and keep every body elae in a state of agitation. Price twenty-five cents. Two hundred St. Paul railroad bands have formed a club. Cee Brown's Bronchial Tkoches for Coughs, Colds ud a Hot tier Throat Trouble. "Pre-eminently the best." Rev. Henry i ard Beecner. Will Carleton, the poet, wrote bis fira piece of verse when 10 years of age. The revival of the tulip mania is threat ened in Holland. For the first six months of 1888 the Engliah railways killed 105 people and in jured 957. The first steel pen was made in 1830. Oatriches sell for $1,000 per pair in California. Beautiful Bamboo Furniture. "There is one thing our people have learned from the Chinese," said a gentleman in the furniture business, "which is well worth notice. I mean the utilization of the bamboo cane. The bamboo combines strength, light ness and beautiful natural finish, in a way that no other wood in the world doos, and by combining it in artistic .shapes many beautiful effects can be obtained that cannot be produced in any other way. The use of the wood has grown rapidly within the last few yoars. aud lu the last summer we have sold, especially for country and sea side cottages, very many articles of furniture made altogether, or almost altogether, of bamboo. "For instance, there is a sideboard made of a framo work of bamboo, with no other material excepting the shelves. It Is light and pretty and makes a very effective ornament for a sunny breakfast room. Then there are bedsteads made In similar patterns to the favorite brass rod bedsteads, which, for myself. I think are hand somer than the brass, ror cnairs, especially hall and spiazza chairs, the bamboo makes a beautiful material, and even lounges have the framework made of the elegant cane. I expect to see the time when it will be the favor ite material for nearly all the furniture of summer homes." veto yorfc Mail and Express. Flossy's Inference. Little Flossy was visiting ber papa's sister, a maiden lady in the country. The child was , painfully impressed with the sameness and primness of everything, and one day asked, "Aunt Maria, what makes you have every thing all alike?" "Beoauie I like to have everything matoh," replied the aunt "Was that what mamma meant whon she told papa that 70a ware try ing awful bard to make a matoh with very old widower In town?" asked la nooaat Flossy. DuMk Parqrph$r. Warranted to rnV.r mnrn gnorts thnn any other dyes ever made, and to pive more bril liant and durable colors. Ask for tho Diamond, aud take no other. FOR 10 A Dress Dyed A Coat Colored r t it 1 varments nenewea 1 cents. A Child can use them ! Unequalled for all Fancy and Art Work. At Druggists and Merchants. Dyo Book tree. WELLS, RICHARDSON iCO. Props. Burlington, Vt. LACTATED FOOD Is a Perfect SUBSTITUTE FOR MOTHER'S MILK. Habits living upon it sleep welt. lkui;h aud crow, are plump and heuiihy. It regulates the bow Is. curing both constipation and durrhata. Send for vauiabl pamphlet, free, bold bv dr uists, 25c, 50c, $1.00. WELLS.RICHARDSON&CO.Hurlingtoo.Vt mm SIGKHEADACIIEI During the last year ebeep creawd 26,900 bead. in Iowade- OEDERICK'S HAY PRESSES. Mfceia of iM. HrhtrMv trr.rerI cfeeai?r. nor jwwf, everlaVaUntf itad core petition distai-.'ed. ur proof order on ui&l, to keep the tet wr-t r titer tUttPxaid if you ea. jHeveraible uii Kc ssMDVfVav-A r!l lrMtMSt aUi tU2ft3. .rrri JEW -.estJJSV-, ' STMi v I uti iu rf Wrai-i-n and rUtkrr NiMsrwi ad ifwxtaL, P. K. DtDkiiRlv CO.. ALBiIa it. I. Ely's Cream Balm Catarrh May tffeot tr.j yortLom of tt beA? lriiwi rb4j opi )Of)rftS kt foail. J a: CaU.rr!i f the be4 is by far & nu.. nmoi, aii ctraitre to utj. ium coMt llaK ia b neelecu-d. It oifftaftte im ft co',4. orauoeeti oa of eo da oi!nb!d witi lmar bioot rta vocierf a. iUoocm Uai'i &arttsvrtl . bu h4 tm ira' t etxtarrb vnrrtiDU us la nrffl&g all wba ttiA tct tr.ia tUU a sesue to try tno peculiar msOJcla, it re&oTfttvi ta iuv cerates tae btuod, txiAtoaMt tTery orfftm. 1 aar bsea troubieft with nutl eatarrbe asd ber or furd relief tl'l 1 used Ujq& s fcarftapfcrtlia, waloh I tm o nflJcLt will do ibat la eUimod. BrirTca tor Hjnd t 6araprUir J, L. Uovrt iUr-ubar .. Hood's Sar6aparl!!3 Sold by n dm7c its. lt I'x Tor CL Prepared only kjC.L HOOD CO Apotlieca.-lfs, Lowell, siass. IOO Doses One Dollar - n EH I Cold in Head LT BRO!., H Warr.a ., K T Four Boob Leametl In One ReatUcs A Year's Work Done in Ten Days. From the Chaplain of KxeterCo!lKi? and Uouebcoa Byrift Prtzeman, Oxford. toll. Kaon. Oion., September, IR'W. DprSlr:-In April, 1W5, while thlnkinK of talt'.nf order la September, I suddeolj rTelv( d ootlre that my ordloatton examlna'lon wii?ld be heidlnafort ntclif. 1 had only ten (10- rinys In whlrh to prr-narii for the Exam. 1 fliouM rewinitimntt a year's prpa rutlan fu the case of anyont' 'i uiterly uniirfpart-d as t wmr: bui your hyati-ru nun vo ftreatftUfncu my oa'riral memory, trial I wtifi able to rpmeinher and plvethertst of any r.oolc mirr reading it om. 1 tli'':e'ore rend Llnlufoot, pro"tor. ilaroi.l. Prowti!, Mt(!ibflm, e'c, etc.. one-, an1 was iiifi.,e-fui in evi-ry one of i lie nine pfiprrB. The jiresenr BltUopof fcdlal'iiiK known t-m fuc't. Fail iifnliy yours, IKlt.J ,Ur.Miiii-FT(if MAri.OKJii.D, M.A.J To Prof. A. Lulpette, 2:r? Klfth Avenue, N. Y. Perfectly tausht by correfrpouoeute. Send for prospectus. a Pi CnrarnracHTASUSKlUI8&M 180 SO. fiiufJUeb.J ChiCago, Ills. 1 Clark St. The Regular Old-Estaillslied PHYSICIAN AND SURCECH Is still Treating with the Greatest SKILL and SDCGESS VXaXjli-t Ctronic, NGryons ani Private Diseases. j NERVOUS DEBILITY, Lost Manhood, Failing Memory, Exhausting Drains, Terrible Dreams, Head and Back Ache and all the effects lead-rig to early decay and perhaps Consumption ct Insanity, treated soentificaily by new methods with never-failing success. SYPHILIS and all bad Blood and Skin Dis eases permanently cured. KlDNEYand URINARYcomplaints.Gleet, Gonorrhoea, Strictu re. Varicocele and all diseases of the C en i to-Urinary Organs cured promptly without injury to Stomach, Kidneys or other OrRans. AtT INO experiment. Age ana Mpenent. portant. Consultation free and sacred. Send -i ( ents postage for Celebrated Works oa Chronic, Nervous and Delicate Diseases. 44" Those contemplating Marriage send for Dr. Clarke's celebrated guide Male and Female, each 15 cents, both cents (stamps). Nonsuit me oto Doctor. A friendlv letter or call may save future suffer- ing and shame, and add golden years to life. MWrHook "Liie's (Secret) Errors," 5ocents(tampsj. lucaicine and writings sent everywhere, secure frcra exposur. Hours, 8 to 8. Sundays 9 to ia. Address F. D. CLARKE. M. D.. 188 Ho. larke, - 4'HlCACtO, IL.li The BUY EES' GUIDE is issued March and Sept., I each year. It is an ency clopedia of useful infor mation for all who pur chase the luxuries or the neoossities of life. "We Can clothe you and furnish you with all the necessary and unnecessary appliances to rids, walk, dance, sleep, at, fish, hunt, work, go to church, or stay at home, and in various sues, styles and quantities. Juat fieure out what ia required to do all these things COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair estimate of the value of the BUifJEHB QUIDS, which will be sent upon receipt of 10 cents to pay postage. CO. 50, 111. MONTGOMERY WARD & 411-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago CARTER'S QlTTLE iflVER ohltlvrly cur''1 byl uipae Liiue nil. They alao relieve Dial trefla from Dyspepsia, In - d iges uon and I ooli eart; Eating. A perfect rem-j (dy forPlzzinesfl.Natisriai Drowsmeaa, Bad lafitH in the Mouth, Coated! Totvcu,Pain in the Hide.l TOKl'ID LIVEH. Thai I rRjrulate the Bowels. ft Purely vwtshli. Price 2 IS CcntH; HELP 22 YEARS FOR THE SICK, Eilert'e Extract of TAR AND WILD CHERRY Haa cured all coughs, colds, bronchitis, and relieved asthma and consumption for all who have used It. Is not this an evidence of lte merits and reliability? It Is a sure aud sai midicine for all bronchial troubles and never falls to give aatlsf action. Try ft under a full warrantee. Price 50c and $1.00 per bottle. Prepared by Emmeiit Profri start Co., Chi cago, IU. OM 36-DAYSrTRIAU TH1G NEW EtiSTIC TRUSS Una a taA diffmwnt from all oUters. ii, cup shape, with Self adtustlntr Hall In center, adapts call DOKiUousof the bodr. wane tbbointb rap presses bOCH the ntnat na liitat nm A rinra On.Ooee With the finger-, WiihHRbt prMjra ib Hernia ia held socurvly dny and night, antJ a radical ewe certain. Ittaoafiy. dut-Ahioarwt rnritp. Bt-ntby maii CaTiiwtiarsaaa. ttftwutaiul litiaa U..HiHsas) lit, rfHHii.'M ASTHMA cured an Aacnmn -urn neri:rjrMtoinTOiiii. IC;rsi Emfiisi reittfin tlie worn iwMiiiaiir'MiYtmfort.l laMesleeii;enecUrarrttWbrveaJ)UiersfaL AM I rrua urmvxnret m mitt ttipicm, f rice irtPr. and I 1 1 .tMot. 1 ruviP7s)nr nnrnil. HaainM kh sri itprwiMrii irti.B,niinif rmrt.m, rani. Minn HA WLM ET STUOY. Jlnok-Vftpplriif, Penmanship, J Iwl Km Ariilnufttlc. Hborthand, etn.,thnr oufihlv taiiKht by mail. L(iwrat?s. lroiilflrs free. iJilYAN'ra COJJjEUK.s.U Muin bL,BurIalo,N. V. CANCER Treat and eared w!tnns tea antTa. Book on treatment sent fr. Addrsts V.Im. POND, II, D., Aurora, KansCo,, IU, U at kins and mak aor siay Wwtalatfora. tfeaa MTthrtr ' m rt wnrtrl F.ithr in. CatlTnrfll rasa, Tf-Mjriaa. Aatttto-a, lai'S tP, Auftisia, uauia. S5 to 8 nr doy Numiile worth 9 l.fio FKKk. LIum nnt unti-r t !- li .t feet. Writ's Brewnter Safety Rein Holder Co., Holly, Mich. 1 CENTS Wanted l Wn arttcliM. Cafc Aiwus aud tJp. Ere. O K. Hai-ia-vH,LoH port.N.T w to i oats. ffcm saaae 8-rtoturt. m vrdotilybytla IL"!!?.! Caualesl Co. 1 presrrlbo and folly dcircd Bir J as ti only spcrjflc (urtfoecsitaincure 01 IIU3 IPF!SR. O. U.INUKAirA5f,M. Amsverdaui, Y, tv.hv sola Bir G for many years, wd it Das mvn vue oet.i ai su- far-tinn. U. R. rjYPHF A CO.. :hi-r, ft St. 00. SolJ by Drufrtlsta Full Pearl Four Blades, Finest Steel, ft - w . . v Ws iorntte it lu W S. .., VSPKK.V THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY TtUW YOKK. TheLargsit, CaeapAit aail Heat, !a ttj 'orM. 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