THE AMERIOAN.
THEIR OUTING.
Tr tmi
M lit CafcU
II Every W.f
Cm
New York Herald; The cable car
conductor tu loquacious for It !'
and the puwDftn were few.
"See tbkt couple thwe," be said, P
Ing hla arm la th direction of a young
Ban In a blue serge autt and a pretty
young woman In a tailor-made crash
traveling gown. "They know how to
Joy life, they do. No summer reeorU
for them. All the boys on the Broad
way amokere know Vtn.
-The flrat thing they do after break
fast Is to get Into a smoker. He doWt
go to work until noon, you know. They
bar all tha papers when they board
the car. about 9 o'clock la the morn
ing. They get a front seat, whore they
can get what brews la going. He reads
nd aniokea a bit. and aba talks. Then
they both read some of the articles In
tha papers together. They laugh and
talk and have a good time generally.
"They live up In 104th street They
ride down to the Battery and back
again. Sometimes they make the trip
two or three times In one morning. It
only costs 'em a few cents, and they
get lota of breeie and coolness out of It,
Tbey have always good seats, because
they are the first pawtengers on board
the car every time. They Just make
themselves comfortable.
" "No mosquitoes here, John.' I heard
her say the other morning.
"Not much, Dorothy,' says he, 'and
I tell you that New York Is better than
a hall bedroom in the country, with
the mosquitoes lacerating you and the
canned vegetables making your soul
"weary." '
"They take their ride sometimes be
fore breakfast and go over to some
cool, downtown restaurant. Then they
come back a;alii, rending and talking,
and emlllng nnd a happy as kittens.
"Here's 104th street, sir," he eald, as
he stopped the car.
The young man In tho bluo serge
suit said "Thank you," and the young
woman smiled and nodded. A moment
later thoy were left behind In the dark
ness of Columbus avenue.
MILADY 19 MILKING COWS.
U Ska
The Color of Wat or.
The fact Is generally known that
pure water appears blue when light Is
transmitted through a Sufficient thick
ness of It, and that when opaque par
ticles are suspended In It the hue of
the water la greenish. But while pure
water looks blue when light passes
freely through It. yet when It Is con
tained In a deep, opaque receptacle,
Ilk the basin of a lake or the ocean,
It ought to absorb all light and look
black. Experience shows, however,
that the deepest parta of the Medlter-
ranean, for Instance, appear not black,
but tntenaely blue. This has been
supposed to be caused by minute par
ticles held in suspension, but the re
cent experiments of Prof. Spring at
Liege suggest a different explanation.
He has found that warmer currents
passing through pure water interrupt
1U transparency, even wnen tne air-
ference of temperature is very slight.
Buch currents may cause deep water to
appear blue by reflecting light back
from Its depths through the transpar
ent layers above. This, It Is suggest
ed, explains the fact that fresh water
lakes are more transparent in winter
than In summer, because in winter
currents of heated water are not trav
rsln them. Even the shadow of i
mountain falling on a lake may In
crease the transparency of the water
by cooling the surface.
Always th War.
Calkins "Why, old chap, what hit
you? You look as If you'd been in the
hands of a mob."
Baldwin "That'a JuBt what I've been
in. See that lump on the side of my
head? That's the result of being hit by
a brick. My nose was broken by a club
in the hands of one of the rioters, and
my left ear was carried away by
bullet."
Calkins "Good gracious! Why,
didn't know that you were a member
of the mllltla or has there been
trouble with the men out at your
ahop?"
Baldwin "No, you haven't guessed
It I filled an engagement as an inno
cent bystander." Cleveland Leader,
lata. ra4 la Sclif aa4
VaiffcUs-
Society's latest fad. If we may believe
report, says milady Is milking cows for
amusement and charity, says the New
York Herald. At a certain fashionable
country seat the hostess, who is much
Interested In parish work. Invented, er
rather Inaugurated, this fad for chari
table purpose, with the result that so
ciety has taken It up and for the mo
ment the Holstelns and other nreeas
of cattle are wondering what on earin
Is the matter. Bazaars may net consid
erable for the church, but to see dainty
daughters of society In picturesque
costume or evening dress sitting on the
lawn milking a gentle-eyed cow is so
grest a novelty every man for miles
around will come and buy a glass of
milk for sweet charity's sake, thereby
swelling the receipts for milady's pet
work. WLxt the cows think of It can
not be rerorded. Their expression
ould load one to suppose tbey feel
highly honored. Milady a tapering
ngers and deft manipulation of their
uddene doe not lead tuem to suppose
she is not an expert, nor can it be said
she Is not. As soon as mllaiy la In
terested, languid and Indolent as ehe
may seem, whatever Is a fad with her
ill quickly be learned. It was with
some trepidation, nowever, mat ius
milking of cows began. Every time
tho cow looked around or switched her
tall milady grew frightened and ex
pected the pall to be kicked over. On
one or two occasions this did happen,
to the great amuwment of the persons
ho stood arouud. We shall iear or
Innumerable lawn fetes, whw? the
rincliMil feature will be the making of
cows by society women this iiimmer.
and many a flirtation, carried n over
the milk pall, will later on Urtnlnaie
In an engagement In the conservatory.
There Is nothing more bewtteh ng than
two rounded arms, bared to the elbow.
wo roguish eyes glancing up t you, a
sensitive mouth smiling at you, ana
then you are lost It may be milk you
re drinking at f 3 a glass.but yuu don t
care. Milady sometimes wears a mim
ing costume of Dresden ahnpherlfss de
sign, and then she Is like a picture.
Two or three girls whose houses are
adjoining had the cows brought up
near the veranda and while milking
them kept up a Ore of conversation
about the current event In society.
Another time six society women de
voted a morning to the "art" or milk
ing. Six cows were led on the lawn
and six men, who were experts, taught
their mistresses how to milk. What
sight for the bystander! In dainty
muslin gowns, large picture hats, the
milkmaid of society cuts a dash, as she
does in everything.
The KIWar Lining-.
Excited American Freshman "Did
I pass my examination, professor?'
Professor (with proud scorn) "No,
air!"
Off dances Freshie, radiant with
smiles.
Professor "You misunderstood me
you failed, sir!"
Incorrigible Freshman "Ah. but
won a bet, you see!"
Professor staggers. Eldora (Iowa)
Ledger.
Flr-Katlne; riant.
By far the most remarkable imitation
of our method or digesting iooa is turn
lshed by the Sundew and Venus' fly
trap. When a fly or other Insect
alights upon the leaf of either of these
nlants it la seized by the curving over
of hairs, or the sudden closing of the
two halves of the leaf. Then a gluto
ous fluid Is poured out, which dia
solves all the soft tissues of the insect,
lea vine only the wings and hard In
teguments.
la HU Case.
"Beauty is only 6kln deep," said the
sebra, with an attempt to liven up the
gloom of the menagerie.
"I know," replied the rhinoceros,
trying to be cheerful, "but think what
that means in my case. London Mall
Part of tha Business.
Bitter Have yon noticed that quite
a lot of pugilists chew gum?
Pugg Yes; it keeps their jaws
training. Philadelphia North Amer
lean.
Affairs In Australia.
The movement for the federation of
the six Australian colonies, which has
been on foot for several years, grows
more promising, and although there
have been found to be many obstacles
to block the way, It la thought that the
plan will yet be carried out. It must
be said that the relations of these colo
nies to the imperial government is in
many ways satisfactory, each of them
regulating 1U own affairs.
of taxation are regulated by the free
and popularly elected parliaments, all
matters of home defense are managed
and controlled by each colony without
any Interference from the British gov
ernment, all the public lands are at the
sale and disposal oi tne different parlia
ments, and no expenditure can be made
THE FBUMlXiU) LA5D.
Why the Tesiht, Traveler aad btadent
SheaM TUIt lUh.
There are two reasons, either one of
which ought to be conclusive with
every American citizen.
Fir The trip from Denver to Utah
via Rio Grande Western, "Great Salt
Lake lloute," is the grandest to be
found anywhere on the continent No
European trip of equal iengtn can com
pare with it is variety and grandeur of
scenery and wealth of novel Interest.
Second: You should go because, when
you have made this wonderful trip, you
will find Utah at the end of It-Utah,
one of the world's famous sputa, and a
land of gold, silver, copper, iron and
coal; of lofty mountains and fertile val
leys; of vineyards," fruits and flowers.
Salt Lake City, the capital, la of (Treat
interest on account of its historical and
religious associations. Here are Hot
Thermal Springs, Warm Springs, Sul
phur Springs, Sanitarium, Parks,
Drives, Canyons and the most health
ful climate on earth. Great Salt Lako,
with the now and beautiful SaJtair
Beach Resort, of Moorish design, hat
coequal in America. Write to F. A
Wadlelgh, Salt Lake City, for copies of
pamphlets, eto.
1200.00 IN GOLD GIVEN.
Of Special Interest to Students and
Teachers.
It H. Woodward Company, or Baltl-
... It IIL. I
more, Aid., are mailing a moss uoerai
offer of 1200.00 to anyone'who will sell
200 copies of "Goms of Religious
Thought," a new bouk by Talmage.
This is onoof the most .popular book
ever published. Three editions sold la
00 days. Agents soli 10 to 15 copies a
day. An Eatey organ, retail price 1270,
given for soiling 110 copies in'3 months.
A 1100 bicycle given for selling 80
copies in 2 months. A gold watch for
soiling 60 copies inone month. This
premium In addition to commission.
Complete outfit 35 cents. Freight paid.
Credit given. "Agentsanted also for
"Talks to Children About-Jesus." One
hundred and fifty thousand copies sold,
and it is now selling faster than ever.
Same terms and conditions as on
"Gems of Religious Thought." Other
popular books and Bibles also. They
offer special and moet liberal rates to
students and teachers for summer va
cation. During last summer a large
number of students and teachers can
vassed for their books. Among the
list there were 23 who made over 1200,
57 who won the $200 premium, and It
made over 1150 for their summer work.
Write them Immediately. tf
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The enormous engines that l i
"The Northwestern Line" OMAIt
CHICAGO SPECIAL east at :.
evening, lU. P. depot) and Into -..
cago at 9:30 next morning W t
worth taking a little time to see thn
nothing in this country like then.
nearly as high as the Union Depot, ..
not quite as long.
City office, 1401 Farnam street
Sol toe Smooth.
The tracks of the UNION PACIFIC
are so smooth and the cars furnished
so complete that you can imagine your
self in your own luxurious apartments
at home.
Inspect the Buffet Library and Smok
ing Cars as they pass through Omaha
every morning.
f.00.00 In Hold Given.
The Internat onal News and Boole Co.
Baltimore. Mil., makes a mewt liberal rir.T
of JUIH.OO to anyone i IIIiir '.(JO copies of their
books, "l hliu a Mory or jesus. or -nuiix-
tous Jewels," by r-purgtron. The grealtsl
ellltiK M kouu A Kohl watch Is (riven In
addition to couj mission lor selling ou copies
tn ; dsys. One aiti'O' solrt 75 In two weeks,
auitlicr 40 copies In 5 days. Complete SI 00
roiiil lnsiion m.ini ror ooiu uikjk.i ior w
emu Krelitht paid, credit Riven; oiner
bonks and Holes also. Best books na
bibles for fall aid Xiuas holidays. Write
them Inline lately.
WANTED AGENTS.
In every town In the United States to
sell a sure cure for Cancer, Fever Sore
and Milk-Leg. Address
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without an appropriation by the repre
sentatives of the people. These are
widely different conditions from those
which existed when our forefathers
threw off British yoke and stepped out
into the sunlight freedom, yet the
efforts of the Australians toward fur
ther enfranchisement shows that men
will not be contented witn anything
short of free and untrammcled liberty.
The yoke that binds them may be
forged of gold, but It Is a yoke after all.
UTAH THE 46TH STATE.
The Homeseeker's Promised Land.
The territory of Utah entered the
Union of States on January 4th, 1896,
with a population of about 200,000 peo-
The powers pia an m climate unsurpassed in the
wide world. It Is richer in agricul
tural resources than any other state.
It has within Its borders nearly all of
the known minerals and metals gold,
silver, copper, iron, tin, etc., In abun
dant quantities. It has, best of all, a
health-giving climate, always temper
ate In summer and in winter. It has
hot sulphur springs, and is Jin fact one
large sanitarium. Utah lis the ideal
place to build a home in which to
spend the balance of your days, sur
rounded by farm and orchard which
guarantee all the necessities and most
of the comforts of life. There are mil'
lions of such homes now (awaiting set
tlement. Send to F. A. Wadlelgh
Salt Lake City, for copies of Utah
pamphlets. It will pay you to post
yourself on the merits of the new state,
which has been amply termed "The
Promised Land."
g 2 00. 00 IS GOLD GIVEN
For Selling a Book ef Great Interest and
Popularity "Story of Turkey and
Armenia," With a Foil and Graphic
Account of the Massacres.
R. H. Woodward Company, Baltl
more, Md., are offering 1200.00 to any
one selling 200 copies of their new
book, "Story of Turkey and Armenia."
This is a work of great Interest and
popularity. Many agents sell 15 copies
a day. A graphic and thrilling ac
count is given of the massacres of the
That evidence Is not sat- Armenians which have aroused the
Irish Wit,
Westminster Gazette: The well from
which Irish stories are drawn is Inez
haustlble. Here is a good example of
Pat's wit and readiness. An Irish wit
ness was being examined as to bis
knowledge of a shooting affair. "Did
ou see the shot fired?" the magistrate
asked. "No, sorr, I only heard it," was
the evasive reply. "The evidence la not
satisfactory," replied the magistrate
sternly. "Stand down!" The witness
turned round to leave the box, and
directly his back was turned he laughed
derisively. The magistrate, indignant
at this contempt of court, called him
back and asked him how he dared to
laugh tn court. "Did ye see me laugh,
your honor?" queried the offender.
"No, sir, but I heard you," was the
irate reply,
"U would be oumealt lor :
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