The American. (Omaha, Nebraska) 1891-1899, June 26, 1896, Page 2, Image 2
THE AMERICAN MRS. NIWPOPS RIVAL. ror OMr Dm Mar Tls Trjlaf t l'aMlea4. "Home, sweet homer Aa Goorge Nrpop murmured lb word there was a bsppr Hunt tn bit eye, mm the N York WorM. Ills day's work done, and mamma auJ baby aaitsl him In the window above. Rounding up the talr, he IiIimmhI the haby and k!wd In mother ain and again. An Instant laier hit light heart Warn hvr. Tb conjugal tempera ture a dropping a afore of dfjrraa a econd. "What's the matter. dfr?" be In qulrrd. sternly. "There's- there's nothing the mat ter," Mr. Newpop replied, brokenly, nd her tone condrmed his worst sua-pli-lona. "Y. there la," be persisted. "I am unconscious of having done anything to-" Men always are. They never do anything, of course. It to always the wife who Is to blamer cried Mrs. New pop, bursting Into tears. "For haven's sake toll lue what I've done," ploadd New pop. "Youyou kissed the baby four fourteen times." "Well, what of that? Why shouldn't f Via him fourteen time, or fourteen hundred?" "Hut you only k-kUtsed me th-th-thlrtwn. and I wish I waa dead " "Were dead, dear; were dead." "Well, were dead, then. You only pissed me thirteen time," "Is that so? I did not Intend to dis criminate, dear" "Yes, you did. Since baby came you have not loved your wife a bit. You I love the baby all the time and I'm In vccond place, and and I wlah I were flead, no there!" "llut I never thought anything about It. and as for the baby don't I always rail him the sweetest thing on earth except his mother?" "You uaod to, but do not any any more." "What nonsense! Compared with you the baby Is nothing to me." "Now, don't add prevarication to four other Bins, Oeorge Newpop." "I'm not. dear. The fact Is I've never cared very much for the baby plnee he wwa born," Newpop protested, eloquently, "What, don't you love that baby?" "Not much he keeps us awake tights and yells daya and" Ills further utterance was cut short Toy the most heartbroken wall that had yet escaped Mrs. Newpop'a lips. "Wretch, wretch! Unnatural creature. Dot to love that dear, aweet, angel baby I" she cried, rushing from the room. For a moment the astounded New pop stood Racing after her like a man suddenly confronted with the riddle of the sphinx. i "Well I'll be Jiggered !" he cried at last "I wonder If Solomon, with all his wives and all his wisdom, ever really knew what a woman would do next?" Horses Will Remain. The horseless age Is a long way off. It Is out of sight, and la likely to re main so, notwithstanding the arrival of the bicycle and the motor wagon. "When the reaper was Invented pessi mists foretold the starvation of the agricultural laborer. The sewing ma chine was bitterly fought by people who saw nothing In store for the seam stress. The world to-day knows the results. It is true that electric street railways have dispensed with the serv ice of many thousand horses and that the bicycle has decidedly injured the livery business, and yet It Is a fact that the export trade In American horses Is making giant strides forward, The exports for 1S95, Just compiled, are 13,000,000 In value about twice that of 1S94. Europe will keep on buying American horses, and the equine which at home has survived the competition of the eteam railroad and the trolley line will hold its own with the "bike" and the horseless wagon. Horses will be cheaper, Just as watches are cheaper now than for merly, that is all. New York Journal. French Colonial I'ollry Illustrated. An Important discovery has been re cently made in Madagascar which will have the effect of considerably increas ing the value of that Island for France. Gold has been discovered between Ta- matave and Antanauarlve, where the conformation of the country is very similar to that on the Rand. Already some twenty-eight prospectors have left the Transvaal for Tamatave. The French, however, are placing every possible obstacle In the way of allow ing foreign prospectors to commence digging, and a 25-franc license Is now required to be taken out before opera tions can be commenced. The author ities seize upon the slightest pretense for refusing this license, and every ef fort Is being made to keep all claims In French hands. Westminster Gazette. PANAMA BILLS IN CINCINNATI. Three Ilaa4re4 tears lla laateke Mm They Were ieel. Two old and remarkable Oils have Juitt been received by the Cincinnati Hell foundry company from Panama, South America, says tht Cincinnati Enquirer. The gentleman who hlpp" rm from Panama states In a letter that these belli have an Interesting history. The letter reads: 'You might desire to know something of the, two old bells sent you outside of a commercial value. The small one was cast In the year 1600 and the large one In 1720. They have been useless as bell for rears but have served to carry back the thoughts of the Spanish populare here to the old days when this continent was not so great and so thickly populated as at present "1 am sorry that public spirit was not of a sufficient character to keep them as a relic of the days when our fore fathers fought with the natives and the wild animals, which In that time were plentiful In this region. "The small bell was first placed In a rudely constructed catholic church. It served both as a call to worship and an alarm when there was danger from the natives. For many years It re mained In this old church' but was eventually transferred to the steeple of new church at about the year 1700. From this edifice It was again moved to a newer one, always with great pomp and ceremony and each time con secrated by the bishop. Dut, like all other things of earth, It became old, broken and was finally abandoned as useless and thrown among a lot of church rubbish, though It had a his tory of the country and Is probably the oldest bell in America, The history of the large bell, cast In 1720, Is similar to that of the small one, excepting that It was placed tn the steeple of the San Rafael church and remained there until It bad become useless." The bell cast In 1720 bears the fol lowing Inscription: "S. Rafael, Anno Domini De, 1720." These two old bells are peculiar In shape aa compared with those of the present day. The top of the bells Is nearly as large as the base. They are made of the highest quality of copper, with a mixture of silver. Doth of ths bells Indicate that they have received rough usage. From all appearances it seems that after the clappers were lost sledge-hammer was used to strike them. The Cincinnati Art museum has made application for these bells and they will be placed on exhibition there. The small bell weighs 100 pounds and the large one 200. The crown by which the bells were bung seems to have rotted away In part from old age. Nothing to Do. Sensible men who have been hard workers are always talking about the (line when they can retire from bust ness. They have kept regular hours and had busy lives, full of Interests and cares and they Imagine they want to lay these aside and rest. They do not know they havs lost the ability to enjoy rest and that the great pleas ure of life Is in work, not In Idleness, Frequently men carry out their plans. They go out of business. They have nothing to do and they find out for the first time how Interminably long a day can be that has no duties in It and they wear themselves out trying to have a good time. Generally a man then makes the discovery that he has a liver, or the gout, or some ailment that he can nurse Into a disease. Ho sits with his fingers on his pulse be cause he has nothing else to do; he undertakes to teach his wife how to keep house and makes himself a nul sanee to his frlets because he has nothing else to occupy his mind. It la reported that Bismarck, when he had the reins of power taken from him, chafed at Inaction and said that It was a curious feeling to wake up In the morning and feel that the only thing he had to do was to wind up his watch. That may be enough occupa tion for a hair-brained chappie, but a man who has led a busy and useful life wants something better to do if he is to keep healthy in mind and body. New Orleans Picayune. WtTTINO THE PIPE. t'rereata BHere4 free IWrelaf Rapidly A way Iael4 Ibe Bowl. "The practice of wetting the bowl of a new brlerwood pipe before filling It with tobacco for the Drat time Is an essentially German custom bre In New York," remarked a tobacco dealer In lower Broadway the other day aa a man who had Just purchased a ptp walked over to the water cooler and lied the bowl with water, relates the New York Journal. "A brier pipe is the easiest thing to hold between the teeth when you are working at a desk r on the street, and nine Germans out of ten smoke them during the day, al though at night when comfortably di gesting dinner they prefer to puff away it a long-stemmed affair. The reason for wetting the pipe first Is simple enough. The wood gets bone dry after vlng been In the shop for months, aa most pipes are, and if It was not et It would burn out In a compara tively short time. If you allow a pipe to soak for a few minutes before light ing It for the first time the wood will char very gradually, and as time goes an It will absorb more evenly the nico tine, which will make It sweet to the hardened pipe smoker. Most people think that there Is a vast difference In the quality of the wood between a brier pipe that coats $2 and one that coats 25 cents, and nearly every dealer Is glad to foster thto Idea. But the fact Is that the difference in price lies In the mouthpiece. The 2 pipe has mouthpiece of amber, and the finer the quality of amber the higher the price. But the quality of wood is about the same In a cheap pipe aa In one that costs dollars. Of course, In a cheap pipe there may be flaws In the wood that have been deftly puttied up, but a careful buyer, when he has a number of pipes to choose from, can easily detect these If he looks eharply. 25-cent pipe, it Judiciously selected. will smoke Just as well and last as long as a more costly one." Noiseless and Smokclrli Locomotives There is now in use In the Grand Central station, New York, a locomo tive which switches passenger cars without any noise. While the engine glides up and down the tracks Bhuntlng rows of cars no smoke is to be seen nor can the noise of escaping steam be beard. The big engine exhausts and uses its own steam. It is what is known as a compound locomotive, and was designed by William Buchanan, master mechanic of the New York Central and Hudson River railroad. He has sue ceeded in doing away with the objec tionable sound of the exhaust. Too Many llegglng Letter. The emperor of Germany has re ceived recently so many letters from children begging for presents of vari ous kinds that he haa issued through jhe minister of instruction an order to the public school teachers to discour age the writing of such letters by pupils, except in cases of necessity. Nerer. Cunllffe "Did Roarer ever realize any of his political ambitions?" "No, poor fellow; he never got any higher 'than the position of a favorite son." Philadelphia North American. Superstition. Superstition has no place in God's re ligion nf this aee. All the power of working miracles that ever was on earth Is on earth now. Rev. J. fc.. KODem. Applying the rrorerb. Roadside Jim "Dere seems to be some truf in de sayin' dat heaven help dem wot helps deruselves." Ragweed Reggie "What makes yer t'lnk so? Roadside Jim" 'Cause If we hadn't er gone an helped ourselves to dat cold ham in de kitchen we'd never seed dem summer suits hangin' up dere." Washington Times. UNABLE TO FIND A MATCH. from Lhe Lovers Could Mot Tell One Toothpick. It was dark In the hall, her eco nomlcal parent having turned out the gas, and the late young man could not find his hat, says the St. Louis Republic. "Give me a match, dear," she whis pered, and he felt with his disengaged hand for a match, assuring her at the tame time that It was impossible he could find a match for her and little imagining that he was speaking the bitter truth. No flame followed her feeble attempt to strike a match on the wall paper and the young man produced another, and another, until it seemed aa It he must be a peripatetic match factory. But no glimmer of light appeared. "Those matches cannot be the kind they make In heaven," he said, and lust then a stentorian voice from the upper story called: Mary Elleri! What idiot Is keeping you up to this hour of the night!" And the young man said in the dulcet tones of love s young dream that he would take the first hat he could find and forthwith departed into the cold, hard world. And the next morning at breakfast the old gentleman said he'd be blamed it he wanted to keep open house for a pair of idiots who didn't know the dif ference between a sulphur match and toothpick To-morrow and To-morrow, "Tomorrow," I said, "I will cleanly live;" But I spoke with a drunken mind; "Tomorrow," I cried, "to the poor 1 11 give," As I scattered my wealth to the wind. But tomorrow cameand hersmlles were sweet. And the wine was sparkling and red; And my riches were rolled In a winding sheet And the poor had to beg his bread. Tomorrow," I cried, "I will go to Christ. For Tophet's too hot today;" But tomorrow came and the Styx was Iced And the devil there was to pay. And all my good Is In after-now, And the present is always here; And I know how the voice of my pres ent vow Will sound In Tomorrow's ear. For Tomorrow will ever a prospect be, .Unborn In the future's womb, Till I see it stand in God's chancery, My Judge at the crack of doom. Temple Bar. Estraeu fresa the III Me fled Opera Eeetera tllleetaaea. The practice of putting up religious signs at country croa roads is becom ing quit popular "down east." One sign put up recently on a milestone reads as follows: Reader, this Is what you would like to be. It Is quite natural. All people want to be happy. But remember my words this day: The true Chrlit-an. the believer in Christ, the converted man, he la the only happy man. Such a one Is an ark. When the last fiery deluge Is sweeping over all things on the surface of the earth. It shall not come nigh him. He shall be caught up, and borne securely above It all. He is In Christ Such a one is In a hiding- place. When God arises to Judge ter ribly the earth, and men are calling to rocks and mountains to fall upon them and cover them, the everlasting arms shall be thrown around htm, and the storm shall pass over his head. He shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. He Is In Christ. Such a one Is in a city of refuge. The accuser of the brethren can lay no charge against bim. The law cannot con demn him. There Is a wall between bim and the avenger of blood. The enemies of his soul cannot hurt him. He Is In a secure sanctuary. He is In Christ Such a one is rich. He has treasure In heaven which cannot be affected by worldly changes. He need not envy the richest merchants and bankers. He has a portion that will endure when bank-notes and sover eigns are worthless things. He has Christ Such a one Is Insured. He Is ready tor anything that may happen. Nothing can harm him. Banks may break, and governments may be over turned. Famine and pestilence may rage around him. Sickness and aor row may visit his own fireside. But still he Is ready for all ready for health, ready for disease, ready for tears, ready for Joy, ready for poverty. ready for plenty, ready for life, ready for death. He has Christ Reader this happiness may be yours. Seek Christ and be happy. Repent, be lieve, follow Jesus, and you will be a happy man. Monkeys as Gold Miners. Competition Is very keen In the gold mines of the Transvaal. Some twenty- four monkeys were recently put to work as day laborers in the mine op erated by Capt. E. Moss of Boston. Their work Is bo satisfactory that their services are accepted tn place of ordi nary workmen. Capt Moss recently published an account of his remarkable monkey miners In the Boston Evening Transcript. He says the twenty-four monkeys do the work of seven able bodied men, and they do some of the work more satisfactorily. There are besides no strikes or other labor trou bles among these new workmen. The monkeys' work is the gathering of small pieces of quartz, which they care fully pile into little heaps. Their sharp eyes detect the small gold-bearing pieces of quartz, which an ordinary workman would pass over, and they are exceedingly skillful and quick In picking them up. Capt. 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