I 1-1 t. AIVI K INJ 3 NOTHINQ BUT BLOOMERS CO. W, HiycU f New York Says (Skirts Mast Ult Wav. "As regards the matter of costume." Id a woman doctor of New York to a Tribune reporter. "I think the long klrt la bound to go. It looks out of place on a bicycle and is certainly much In the way. The truth of the matter la that no costume which can be devised la going to make women ap pear at their best on a bicycle. The Try position that they assume and the constant movement of the limbs up and down prohibits a (craceful ip;earanc. The delight of the exfrrise, however, more than compensates for any draw back of this kind, and most wheel women are willing enough to look even wkward In order to enjoy the sport The Impression seems to prevail that 'or a woman bicyclist to decry skirts k to proclaim herself unfemlnine. omewhat more Immodest than her conventional sisters. I say that such la not the case. In my opinion, for a woman to ride In bloomers, with a klrt over them, which Is constantly blowing up and showing fhe bloomers beneath. Is far more Indelicate than for the bloomers to be In evidence from the start The wearing of the skirt sug gests that there is something to con ceal, and where the bloomers are worn It Is a frank Intimation that the rider recognizes the nature of her undertak ing and has dressed herself appropri ately. As regards the display of a woman's ankle. I do not see why It is more vulgar than to show her arms and part of her spinal column In even ing dress. There would be nothing Tulgar In a woman's sitting with her foot up if she had on a divided skirt gathered at the knee, or even bloomers, but when she has an ordinary flowing skirt and elevates her foot ever so little the aspect Is entirely different "One can see an Illustration of this ubtle difference at any time In view ing sculpture. There is a calm nobil ity, a dignity, about the simple pose of the undraped Venus that the figure which stands In a conscious, shrinking attitude lacks altogether. It is the ad mission that there is anything to con ceal which suggests vulgarity when the drapery is by accident disarranged. At the costume show in Madison Square garden there were lay figures dressed in cycling costumes In order to Show the various styles. Passers-by Invariably turned up the short skirt of one of these images in order to exam ine the unique leather binding on the bottom. That short skirt was only a lay figure, but there was vulgar sug gestion in its being lifted, which did not pertain at all to the bloomer suits, or even to those with knickerbockers. I think if this public difference could be made clear to the people there would be less hue and cry made about bicycle costumes. I do not think that woman will ever resign her flowing skirts for the drawing-room or the ordinary vo cations of life, but when she goes out ' to take part in active sports she should j dress appropriately. I fail to see where the long skirt worn when rldng a bi cycle conveys the Idea of modesty. In the first place, the motion of the limbs, which it is intended to conceal, It shows much more plainly than the bloomers or full trousers. As a woman sits on a bicycle the plain front breadths of the skirt fit smoothly over the knees; no other skirt is usually worn beneath It, and the paddling up and down of the limbs looks anything . but graceful. There are few accidents from long skirts; one seldom hears of , any, but it is because the wearers are extremely careful. A woman wearing a long street skirt on a bicycle looks to me as much out of place as a yacht ing suit would appear at a ball or a cycling costume at a reception." THE JAPANESE CATFISH. Aarfeat Bapmtttloa Thai Is IUlarbla( Klppoa't I ItllUatlna. Far beneath the land of Nippon lie a huge catfish. Imprisoned by the weight of the Islands rest in mum hlni Ha dies hard, perhaps be will never die. In nis desperate wriggles he shakes the Isl and from base to summit Earthuuukes result This catfish may be taken to symbolize the body of superstition burled under the New Japan and still disturbing the growing tight and order. Japanese superstition Is purely Orien tal and barbaric and aeetna hiehlv in consistent with the progress of the land. Take the Matsurl festival a bullock cart with a platform twenty feet high preceded by a girl with a grotesque mass ana native band. Around this 20 barelegged men with chalked fm es and umbrella hats dance and bang Iron Jars strung with jangling rings. Their coats gleam with scarlet, their chant Is barbaric. The whole spectacle Is as distinctly grotesque as the war dance at the Wild West show. That the oll- grlms buy charms of their prieBts to insure ail manner or objects from sound teeth to painless childbirth la certainly not more curious than niauy things aone in our cities. But 'how account for the fact that at the Tokyo exposi tion of 1892 a first prize was awarded to a big burly wooden god, the Jimmu Tenno. If the emnernr In reallv a descendant of the original Jimmu-Ten- no, this day entitled him to reverence. A Worried Farmer. A farmer who has been studying agricultural Journals writes the editor of an Ohio paper that he is stumped, He says he reads In one journal that a side window In his stable makes a horse's eye weak on that side. An other paper tells him that a front win dow hurts his eyes by the glare; those on diagonal lines make him shy when he travels; one behind makes htm squint-eyed, and a stable without win dows makes him blind. The farmer wants to know whether there is any place outside the heads of those edi tors where he can hang his windows. Success of Weather Forecasts. The report of the Meteorological Council for 1893-94, Just Issued, claims for the forecast department an aver age success of fully 82 per cent on the predictions which are sent out each day at 8:30 p. m. "Total failure" oc curred in only 6 per cent of the fore casts and "partial failure" In 11 per cent. "Complete success" attended nearly 60 per cent of the prophecies, and In 25 per cent more there was a "partial success," amounting to cor rectness In more than one-half of the ueas covered by the forecast. Tried to Bribe Bonaparte. Attempted bribery and counter-brib ery, at any rate, there were; for the conqueror himself was offered by the emperor a principality in the empire with not less than 250,000 subjects, and an independent income, says a French historian with regard to Napoleon. Had Francis known the prospects of his op ponent he would have reviled himself is an artless simpleton. JUMPED FROM THE BALLOON. Wrinkles In Clothing-. When clothing becomes wrinkled, either from packing or traveling In crowded cars, the wrinkles may be taken out by hanging the garments over night in a heated room. The kitchen or laundry will do, providing all dis agreeable odors of cooking have es caped. Hang the garments on a line or clothes-horse, stretched to their utmost width. Sergeant Ivy Baldwin, the Aeronaut, Has to Step Lively. Army officers are having a hard time experimenting with war balloons at Fort Logan. Last week the famous General Myer, which had been on ex hibition at the World's Fair, was torn to pieces when the corps came to In flate it, and the huge bag had to be abandoned, says the San Francisco Ex aminer. Another balloon was substituted yes terday at dress parade, and Sergeant Ivy Baldwin, the aeronaut, attempted an ascension. No basket was attached and at a height of 100 feet the balloon was struck by a gale. It was held to the earth by a steel cable, but as the machine executed wild gyrations, the strain became too intense and the lino t .1 T)nn.a nortlnir tho hflllrtnn swung over the officers' quarters, and the aeronaut, at a good opportunity,1 Jumped and reached the earth In safety as the bag'whlrled away with lbo feet of cable trailing through the air. Doubloon Instead of Fish. Henry -Cresswell of Hudsonvllle, Mich., while fishing at the Ottawa Beach resorts pulled up on his hook a solid silver purse containing a dia mond ring, a pair of diamond eardrops, and some Spanish gold doubloons. The purse had evidently been In the water a long time. No clew to the owner was found about It Of course Cresswell Is looking for an owner. Names In Madagascar. Madagascar leads in Jaw-breaking nomenclature. The name of the man who founded the kingdom was An drlanar lolnimarina, the reigning queen is the charming Ranavalomjaka, and the prime minister answers to the euphonlus cognomen of Rainllaiarl-vony. Took the Joke Too Seriously. It Isn't always safe for a small boy to take his father's Jokes and games too seriously. This was shown very plain ly at one time by the experience of an Englishman and his son upon a rail road journey which they took together. While the little fellow was gazing out of the open window his father slipped the hat off the boy's head in such a way as to make his son believe that it had fallen out of the window. The boy was very much upset by his supposed loss, when his father consoled hlra by saying that he would "whistle it back." A little later he whistled, and the hat reappeared. Not long after the little lad seized upon his father's hat, and, flinging It out of the window, shouted: "Now, papa, whistle your hat back again!" Harper's Round Table. They Come High. She (poutingly) Before we were married you used to bring me candy every time you came." He (briskly) Yes, my dear, and It cost a good deal less than the meat and potatoes I bring you now. A "had Overflow. "A shad overflow" is reported in tht Delaware river. Iever before were the fish so large and fine or so numer ous. On Monday no less than 30,000 splendid specimens of the shad were taken between Chester and the lower bay. Statues to Have Artistic Criticism. It was decided In future in New York to refer all statues for the parks to the Sculptors' society for criticism as to their artistic merits befoie accepting them. The advisory art committee of the art department, which has in the past passed upon the statues, will act in the future with the Sculptors' society. A Brain-Wearing Task. First Business Man Mercy, George! What's the matter? Another bank gone or what? Never saw you look so hag gard, and worried and careworn. Sec ond Business Man (wearily) Nothing wrong. I've been trying to figure my way out of the income tax. Biggest Aluminum Plant on Earth. The largest aluminum plant In tht world has Just been completed at Oak Ridge, Mo. It will have a capacity of one hundred tons of clay per day, giv ing a dally output of about twenty thousand pounds of metal. A Day In China. The Chinese divide the day Into 12 parts of two hours each. THE NEW DAILY SCHEME. Tbe friends at Omaha are trjlrg to raise sufficient capital to start an American dally. They already bave a fair start, but desire the assistance of rlends everywhere In the United States. Can you take one or more hares, on account of true Americanism? This is their plan: In answer to repeaWd requests we have finally consented to undertake tbe task of startle? a Daily American in Omaha. This would be an taey thing to do if people were to act as they talk. Yet it will not be Imp ssiblfl, even If they oo not, for there are thousands of MHtriots-who are anxious to have the news anxious to give the Protestant preachers ss fair a hearing as is aO' oidtd to Ptnirt plo-ts nd Itinerant lecturers of the Jesuit Sherman stamp who will respond to our call for sub scribers for stock to enablo us to estab lish a Daily American. We have consulted with our friends, and they bave suggested this plan: Increase the capital stock of the American Publishing Co. to 1150,000. FDlvjde into 10,000 shares of $15 each. "Begln business when $100,000 has been subscribed Each stockholder must be a sub icriber. Subscription price of the paper, first year, will be $10; $8 the second, and whatever the directors decide there after. The management of the company will be placed in the bands of a board of directors, who will be elected from among the stockholders, by a majority of the stock represented at the regular annual meeting. The Indebtedness will not be over 40 er cent of the capital stock at any ime. If you want to help establish a Daily American, fill out and return to this office the following blank, keeping this statement as our part of the contract S S3 O o o 5 Pi P o 03 83 M o I a, o A p a oT P u aS to 00 3 o d a A a o o St as 3 Cm aS W O o o" o Id a C2 cS rV a eS S i CI o 01 to OS T3 a A u V 03 S ai a 03 A 03 as A C-i o o o I I W a M o o a s US 13 03 tr-t 03 o o I-o o A 03 -a 03 at B o a? o u a o t3 o - as Q a a W) H CO Also, please fill out the following blank for our Information, as we do not want to have a Romanlbt aseociattd with us in business: 03 V s 03 to C PS D Ch cj 1 o o o o 3 m " 02 g03 0-2 ) at . tc-e o Ci OO e A as 03 . 03 a o . C3 O 2 oJ "o A f oj -5 OS Q aM 03 a o Ph 03 X) o 03 0 a ai - a! r L Ph e3 aS 03 OS 3 S o3 sS C a3 03 H S3 5 t O o S5 03 03 m 2 J 5-S?pa O G, a ho a.s 03 03 J 03 2 A 9-8 ej 3 :sz; to . J A 2 ts- Wo u A .3 o a 03 03 03 n CM 1 o o . 3 O -03 3 2 m i i o CQ'S t-i a S3 3 S "So a S3 -ft 93 H-( 03 a 2 m rr o3 cur' O es Ph beeo tKken for in the scheme to get up a patriotic dally paper in Omaha: Omaha. Nt-b l.( 7ohars. tih'atto. Ill bv Hninillr. Neb It) " lurr. Nrb 7 Horn. Is iS ' MiiiumiHills Minn 1 " Klttn-nrt-. Nt-b , 1 kna I'lty. Mv I " Laramlti. Vo 1 There are to be 10,000 shares. Each share Is $15, ptyable when $100,000 has been suhcrlU d. The capital stock Is to be $150,000. How many shares will you wanty Lt us have a dally. HUT SriEIMiX, S. II. If indications count for anything, the Ilot Springs of South Dakota are des tined to become the most popular retort between Chicago and the PactHo Cotfc-t. They aro sltuaUd in the sos'.lo beautiful canon of Fall Hiver, and are the center of a splendidly built little city of three thousand permanent in habitants. The f filcary of their waters for rheumatism, dyspepsia, and, in fact, almost every chronic disorder of tho system, Is too well known to require statement. It Is testified to by the an nual arrival if thouxands of invalids, and the departure of these same per sons, after a few weeks, in much im proved or wholly restored health. The Springs are surrounded by many ob jects of surpassing natural interest, as Wind Cave, equal in extent to the Mammoth Cave of Kentucky, and far more wonderful in formation, filled with striking beauties and strange fantasies of structure. Not far away are the romantic Cascades, and near by are extinct craters of geysers standing up like boles that had been built rather than excavated, and by their puzzling appearance meriting tho name they bave received, "The Devil's Chimneys." This is but a beginning of the list of attractions in the vicinity, to fairly see which would entranclngly occupy a month. The hotels and the bathing accom modations for guests are unsurpassable, and nothing la left to be desired by any grade of people, from tbe nabob travel ing for amusement to the poverty- stricken Invalid in search of cheap and BjK'edy restoration to health. The Passenger Department of the Burlington Route has issued a well written and beautifully illustrated folder, containing a great deal of inter esting matter relative to this famous resort. For a copy or for information about the Burlington Route's rates and train service to Hot Springs, write to J. Francis, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Omaha, Neb. P. S. Half rates to Hot Springs May 24, June 7 and 19, July 3 and 19, August 2 and 23. as An Old Orchard. In 1794 Joshua Pine settled on a farm near Walton, N. Y., and plant ed a fine orchard. Although it was nearly nlnoty-nine years ago when the trees were first planted they do not show much signs of their great age, and a number of the trees are yet vigorous, giving promtso of many years or hfo and fruitage, Tho largest measure 117J inches in cir cumference, the next largest 105 inches, and another 102 inches, all ot which are bearing a good crop of fruit this year. A Philosophical Millionaire. Attorney If you leave all your property to your second wife your children will certainly try to break your will. men Client Of course. That's what I want them to da I want them to have their full share ot tcy money. "Ihen why bequeath it all to your wife?" "Well, you see, it will be easier for my children to break my will than it is for mo to break tier's. Conscious of Ignorance. The Boston Transcript tells how a Gradgrind sort of a man confused an American girl who was telling how much Bhe liked Koine. The Coliseum, in particular, received plenty of adjectives. Then said the serious faced man: "Soyousaw the Coliseum in Home?" "Yes, indeed:" "W hich one?" And he had his reward in her confusion: she was not Buro which Coliseum she had seen, after that solemn assumption that it had a double. Wealth or I tsh. Utah has 3,01)0,000 acres of arable lands, watered by 1,000 miles of ca nals. One canal, that of Bear river, cost $2.000,000. ' The irrigated lands produce annually 6, 000.000 bushels of grains. There are over 3.0D0.0J0 cat tle.and the mines in twenty years have produced $150,000,0)0 in gold and silver. The following numbers of shares hava The Higher Literature. "Hullo, Chimmy, is dey any more good books in de 'Young Terrors' library ?" "I dunno, but I hear tell about a story by George Eliot what dey call Daniel de Rounder.' Shouldn't wonder if that might be pretty good." Ambiguous. Uncle, reprovingly Now, Charlie, what do you keep a horse for? Charlio Fastdrive Well, Nunky, I presume I keep him to let him go. Godeys.' Mill Worse. 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