The American. (Omaha, Nebraska) 1891-1899, March 31, 1893, Page 6, Image 6

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THE AMERICAN
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lntn'in of tHnt IthU
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In ,-tr iMlnmna Tbr r tnll few
ttttt)vt thM tun fairly ftap it anil ill
CI it wM, i4 liter ar ilxulit
i many Ii.iiiii.U h ran not j'pr
fli lt lnt worth, tvrn when MNl.tr.!
to friim fr iirmjr siint1tt.iti.
tu rillimHi iil vtitM is tttii ft ml
tihout much rvlwilln. There r
vt Ur fi;nn-jiiat ft tnoileat t ful
lowrxl by 1on rlilipr,mil tht l nil
ll it lil (1v takft (jliAhre mI It mi a
lurHatire of I nun, iIUImmu hikI weight
A a nitvtnre of time I would ukn one
muul at tlm mill ami rarry iiiywlf In
Ihoiiulil thrimuli tlm liijiw of ai'n lnik
li tint llrst day of Ilia year I of our era.
rometiitioriiiit Unit In all thoao yean we
buns Ml diiya an. I in every tiny just Ml,
400 mvoii.U of ttum Hence, In return
UK In thought Ixii-k Hiin to till year of
ffTiitw, one inlnlit huva hihim that I,
(MN),MN),(MK),0(H) of WHMllitl liml loti niliro
eWi piMtl, but thia la not at). Wo have tmt
ven passed imoni jtivnth of that num
ber In nil these Ioiik ovontful yeitra, for It
tnkia Juaf, M.IW7 yearn 17 day a 23 hour
45 tohinto ami A accomU to constitute
1,000.000,000,000 mvoihU of tlnm.
It la no easy mutter to lirintc timler tint
ooKuizitiii'u of t ho human oyu a billion
ohjocM of any kind. Lot ua try in iniug'
ination to n rru i ij,'o thin number for in
MH'tiou, ami for tliin purpoMO I would no-
Iih'I a aovonntrn ua a familiar object
Let ua put one on t ho ground and pile
upon it an many na will roai'li SO feet in
hoi'-rlit. Tlion let tin jilaeo nuinbovs of
aimilar columim in cloxa contaot, form
inn k atruigtit lino nnd umkiiin u gort of
wall SO fuet IukIi. allowing only tho thin
iloa of tho coin,
tinutfinu two hiicIi wiiIIm running par
allnl to each other and forming, na it
were, a long it root. We inuBt then keep
on extondinu theao walla for milea, nay,
humlroilH of milea, and Mill we ahall be
far short of the roiiuired number. And
it Is not until we have extended our
imaginary atroot to a diatanca of S,3H0
uiitea that we ahull have presented for
InHpoction our 1,000,000,000.000 or colna.
Or In liou of this arrangement we
may place them tint upon tho ground,
forming one continuous line like a long
guidon chain with every link In cloae
contact. Uut to do this we muat paas
over land and sea, mountain and valley,
deaert and plain, crossing the equator and
roturning around the southern hemi
sphere, through the trackleas ocean, re
trace our way again across the equator,
then still on and on until we again ar
rive at our starting point, and when we
nave thus passed a golden chatn around
the huge bulk of the earth we shall be
bnt at the beginning of our task. We
must drag this Imaginary chain no leu
7(W time around the globe.
If we can further Imagine all thoao
rows of links laid closely side by side
and every one In contact with its neigh
bor, we shall have formed a golden band
around the globe just S3 fuet 0 inches
wide and this will represent our 1,000,
000,000.000 of coins. Such a chain, If laid
in a straight line, would reach a fraction
over 18,828,440 miles, the weight of
which, If estimated at one-fourth ounce
each sovereign, would be 6,970,447 tons
ml would require for their transport no
leas than 8.828 ships, each with a full
cargo of 8,000 tons. Even then there
would be a residue of 447 tons, repre
senting 64.081,930 sovereigns.
For a measure of height let us take a
much smaller unit as our measuring rod.
The sheets of paper on which The Times
Is printed, if laid out flat and firmly
pressod together as in a well bound
book, would represent a measure of
about one-three hundred and thirty
third of an Inch in thickness. Let us
see how high a dense pile formed by a
billion of these thin paper leaves would
reach. We must in imagination pile
them vertically upward, by degroes
reaching to the height of our tallest
spires, and plowing these tho pile uiuat
still grow higher, topping the Alps and
Andes and the highest maks of the Him
alayas, and shooting op from thence
through the fleecy clonds pass beyond
the confines of our attenuated atmos
phere and leap up into the blue ether
with which the universe is filled, stand
ing proudly up far beyond the reach of
all terrestrial things still pile on your
thousands and millions of thin leaves,
for we are only beginning to rear the
mighty mass. Add millions on millions
of sheets and thousands of miles on
these, and still the number will lack its
due amount
Let ns pause to look at the neat plowed
edges of the book before us. Bee how
closely lie those thin flakes of paper; how
many there are In the mere width of a
span, and then turn our eyes in imagina
tion npward to our mighty column of
accumulated sheets. It now contains its
appointed number, and our 1,000,000,000,
000 of sheets of The Times superimposed
upon each other and pressed into a com
pact mass has reached an altitude of 47,
848 miles!
Those who have taken the trouble to
follow me thus far will, I think, agree
with me that 1,000,000,000,000 is a fearful
thing, and that few can appreciate its
real value. As for quadrillions and tril
lions, they are simply words, mere words,
wholly incapable of adequately Impress
ing themselves on the human intellect.
Sir Henry Bessemer in London Times.
I.Ik rather, Llk Ron.
"This is my youngest boy, Mr. Cynl
eas," said the distinguished novelist.
"They say he is very like me."
"Does he go to sciiooir '
"Yes. He can read quite well, but as
yet he can't write."
"He'n very mach like yi
Gyniona. Unrper'i Bazar.
"He s very mach like you," said Mr.
MiHmMiI Mat lim4 MW4, SIM
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KHI v MitMi H t'-r fiht, lU
t a tniti Ian Atnn.n n.W
(.,! tMittun toy -!!, IHtHiith I h
ti t lobl lum 1 lrft ht
Mtirt, en-l I tiHit ., tmt he wil.l
ay, tun I hll taka yn and
h"W til iMl tn-f Hrw dsmjhW C," It
enittitl long time 1ttsj It, and imedav
I mi l. "tVimv dm, w illaiirptWyiHii
UKrthn." lie Mi4, ttlt? rMaaly,
tnH.Uy." I Mt: "Yet, todar, wattl
to ii " lit liad ta-nt In a lovely brntqin I
that lu.'Htliiit. and I li k out tiniit pink
and wure them. Wlun wtit'itln--
tlwt. I said, "In this alrei t. "Yes.
he anw-red. "M.ilber is ijur.
lit Mopped at an alley; tln ti In
wmt to a very pmr Imt rwnavlelde rat
houwi, llii i.iwtiii.1 th d.wr, and a very
lovely KKtr Iittlo woman Moml In Ihr
rmm, (liif inlnaliuHM a, but I almll
never forget the look lie gave her. She
seemed In iWi ad of him. Then she said:
"Oh, (Ins, where have ymi Invn aiiu "
Hatnrday? I have cried myaelf ait k wnr
rying alut von." U gMiind hia teeth,
and In (lennmi ho said, "Mint your
mouth. " tSlio sighed a aha walked into
tho otherroom, A mirror hung bet ween
the two front windowa, and whoro I sat
I could see all that waa going on In tho
rear rooma, Ilia mother Imckonod htm
to como in, aid lie did so. In Oerman
she softly Nuked for n Iittlo money, lie
took out aouiH chango and gave her port
of it, saying In (Ionium: "You old fool.
you are always nuking for money. 1 hud
a debt to pay ttiia morning of ft, and I am
short, so yon can take that or nothing,"
Then out he stepped aa pleasant 81
ever to where l waa pitting. "1 guess we
will start," said I. "Your timo is your
own," he said, not thinking that 1 had
understood and seen. Ilia mother badi)
mo goodby. I invited her to my homo,
but Uus spoke up, "Oh, mother never
goes out," On tho way home ho said,
"Don't you think mother is odd?" "No,
I think alio ia lovely, and that ia more
than I can say about you," "What do
you mean, dear?" "Well, if you want
to know, I understood your German to
your mother. I saw your looks in tho
glaHa, and a man that will uaohis mother
like that I desplso." Ho tried to smooth
things over, but 1 was dotormined, so
that sottled that wedding, but 1 am mar
ried now to a man that loves both
mother and wife. Cor. New York Re
corder. Tht UmiKer Ia Cheap Quna,
Things made to look liko guns are sold
for as low a figure as $2A, but I want no
such "gas pipes" at my shoulder. As tho
cheap watch keeps timo in a fashion, so
does the cheap gun perform. It will kill
birds fairly well for a time If hold
straight, but it will not stand continuous
use, and it may contain a flaw or flaws
In the barrels, which the owners of it
may not detect until too lute, When the
cheap watch wears out and breaks, no
great harm can result, but when a sham
gun concludes to spread itaolf well,
that Is another story I
If I had a fair young son, full of prom
ise and with a few ounces of gray mat
ter scattered through his Intellect if I
took pride in the boy and dreamed of fu
ture presidential candidature or high po
sition In church or state for him juat
about tho last place on the Lord's earth
where I'd want to sue him stand would
be before, behind or alongaido of one of
those infernal machines known as a cheap
gun. He might load and fire It many
times with no other result than a crack,
smoke and perhaps a dead bird or ani
mal, and he might also only Are a few
times, but once too often, and go single
sculling across the river Btyg, in conse
quence of his supposed to be sane par
ent's criminal folly In giving him a weap
on to use which was liable to blow a
head or an arm or a few sections of
hands off him at a most unexpected and
nnfavorable time. Outing.
Keeping Him to light.
The moat amusing spot in town during
inauguration week is the great reception
room of the Arlington. You may look
around and see more celebrities than yon
havo fingers to count them on, but the
sight of the great and mighty is not
nearly so amusing as that of the large
number of leaner people who want to
keep them in sight. The office seeker
and the news gatherer are equally afraid
that something will escape them.
"Where Is X Y V asked one ef
the former class of a very great man's
friond.
"He's up stairs. Do you want to see
him?" amiably replied the other.
"Oh, no, I had better not just yet,"
replied the aspirant, "but I feel easier
in my mind when I know juat whore he
U."-Kate Field's Washington.
How One Girl Wa Itemembered.
One of the older teachers at Mount
Holyoke college remembers Miss Mary
Wilklns, who was among the pupils for
a year when she first came.
"I can t recall very much about hor,
she said in answer to eager questioning
from some of the undergraduates. "She
sat at my table, and it was her work as a
freshman to remove the platters before
dessert. She was very handy about
that."
"Think," says the girl who tells this
story, "of the wonderful Miss Wilklns
borne In mind for nearly 20 years only
for her handy wuy of taking a platter off
the table." New York Times.
Two Kiplanttlona of Dimples,
According to an old legend the baby's
dimples mark the spots where angels'
fingers touched the child In bearing It
from heaven to earth, but unrornantic
doctors have a different explanation.
They say that dimples probably result
from defective development of a muscle.
When the muscle is called Into use, the
defective portion faila to respond, and a
hollow is left into which tho flesh and
skin, of th6 check, for example, fall, and
thus the dimple is formed. New York
Sun.
NV Ml Malta iMt MSiT
! MMltt rial !
' I vr t l.. a at O.at l k i IM
niai':i i nx i fH1 Mi
W. as w st in nrf tt. eneewtikfti
laet wh that It !. at til Id mt
lnl en lfi.llt iimMM
Oi my Hip In IK tuxthetn H f thu
State um sum iwt.
"I waa et.timf," sns wont w, 1a
aiaiet little vitUr at the ilr hoM Is
the pia., Ery veiw nrn rUnn
I ttewnt M ia an adj tninf rwua
My rnritty itetnraliv pfvnni't-! re U
listen. The rnverti.m s uJ1t t
a (snnotipUrt Hr, tmt nat r4ll)
eitr tt my attentl m waa thia strangi
reqiHui tilklitlv rjatiil:
" 'Now, Jovill, put lhat Infernal lieaal
out of Ihe war and rwver him W0 Ii
was a man's Votoe, ttruff, lhouh, I fan
iled, kindly. This e'iiliar Mipieot ta
Invariably met with sm sin h return
as thi:
" Oh. Tom, shame upon yont What
would dear mother My if she knew turn
jroii trvated her pri-wnlT
"Tim vote Ihla time was distinctly
feminine and rather shrill and complain
Ing. Of omrwi I was fairly couatimed
with riirioxity. What manner of !eaat
was thia which Dm air woman waathu
obliged to 'put out of the way ami etivet
tip? And why did they keep a "beanf in
their liedrootn anyway?
"In vain I jmndered over thia aiiiiiii(j
myatery, In vain I fretted and gueail.
Tom apieared to lm so kind and even
teniH'red too. Well, I could at and it no
longer, so I finally resolved to nk him
frankly for an explanation.
" 'Mr. Tom,' 1 said to him one morn
ing, 'pray excuse my apparent rudeness
and curiosity, but won't you tell me
about that beiiNt you keep in your room
and why yon wish to havo It covered up
every evening before you retire?'
"A gleam of mirth lighted up his conn
tenatioo, 'So you've heard us a-talkin,
neighbor,' he said. 'Well, it's juat this
a-way:
" 'Jovilla, she's my wife, an alio sets
great store by her ma, which, between
you an mo an thattheregatepoat, I don't.
So 'long 1iut liiMt Christmas tho old
woman give us a clock. It wasn't much
to look at, but it had the awfuloat tick
you over lieerd. Loud and solemnliko
it waa, an it malo mo that nervous 1
couldn't get no sleep o' nights.
" ' "Now, Jovilla," says I, "you'll have
to put that tlckin beast I always calU
it a beast out of tho way or muzzle it
or su'thin, or I'll smash it with a ham
mer, I will." So Jovilla she took it and
wrapped it up in her flannel petticoat.
" 'Hut may I never touch another drop
of elder ef the cussed thing ilidn t tick
louder than ever. That kinder mado me
mad, an I told her that if I heerd that
tlckin ag'ln I'd stop it for good.
41 'So, you see, neighbor, Jovilla Axes
it every night before she goes to bed so'i
it kaln t make no noise. She just puts it
in the washtub, throws a big fur robe
over It, shoves it in the closet an shut)
the door.
" 'An that, neighbor,' observed my
rural acquaintance, 'is what I mean by
coverin up the beast.'" New York Her
ald. A I.murlous Sliantjr,
If the intelligent foreigner who comes
to New York Includes Hhnntytown in
his round of observation, it must sur-
trise him to see what n difference exists
etween the rude huts of that district
and the cabins of the very poor In Great
Britain and France. The latter are built
to lost, while the New York shanty is
only expected to tide over a period of
four or five years; but, rude as It Is with
out, the shanty is often the superior of
the European cottage in its furnishing,
Well made furniture, carpets, stoves
and wall paper are common to the shan
ty, while the peasant across the sea may
have to content himself with an earthen
floor and bed built into the frame
work of the house. On a recent evening
reporter saw a shanty that could not
have cost $100. It had lace curtains at
the windows, portieres worth about $10,
framed pictures on the walls, and was
lighted by a piano lamp with a silk
hade. New York Sua
A Popular Mjrih.
The time worn "million stamps" lie
till survives and is likely to prove Im
mortal. People all over tho country are
trying to accumulate 1,008,000 canceled
postage stamps, in the belief that a
standing offer is made by the govern
ment or by somebody of a big prize for
such a collection. Some think that $10,
000 Is the sum guaranteed, while others
imagine that the reward is the endow
ment of a permanent bed in a hospital.
The popular notion on this subject be
ing somewhat undefined, letters asking
about it are constantly received at the
jiostofflee department. But no denials
serve to destroy the widespread faith In
this strange chimera. Washington Let
ter. The t'ruclfla of tonli XVI.
It has often been wondered what had
become of the crucifix used by the Abbe
Edgeworth at the execution of Louis
XVI. Our Purls correspondent says it
is now in tne osaesaion or the parish
priest of St. Medard do Guiaiore, to
whom it was given by one of his flock.
a Mme. d'Esptlat, when she was dy
ing. She enjoined him never to part
with it because it was a sacred rello,
and she expected that Louis, the martyr,
would one clay figure In tne calendar
of the church along with his ancestor,
St. Louis. The crucifix, with the Christ
on it, is in old carved ivory and was prob
ably made at Dieppe. London News,
Ilottoa English.
George Why so gloomy?
John I am desperately in love with a
Boston girl, and she said something last
night that fills me with alternate hope
and despair, because I don't know what
he meant. She never ounds the "r,"
and she always gives "a" the broad
sound.
George Well?
John Well, I don't know whether she
was talk'.ng about her heart or her bat,
New York Weekly. t
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jAMtnnk i ui win. i t vMr.m
til IS It Khn iy l.!.k, ft4 wiW a
.) i4 f e Itinul .la.J .ln- Ma
tltwl It U Iht fincel thltif In the
nisifcet, aed rti-t nit t amn- than
nrJinary linen v, Tvlrpbone il,
ami we i)l rail and thtw )tnt a anmele
,.-..-.
IV males te IVmole Juetn r,
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Teeih ritrmle4 fif SS wnta. Ir,
WltHens iMitlet, llh Ibaar lte ftlk.
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Vm Ij lasll'sdryolinist Yim Candht.
IM Inwelas St
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JSWSLRY.
Watches and Patriotic Emblems.
507 NORTH 16TH STREET
M. O. MAUL,
HinvewMir to I in- el & Maul,
Undertaker and Embalmer
1417 I'nrnam Street.
Trirenon -'5 OMAHA, NEB,
H. HORBLIT & CO.,
Staple and Fancy Groceries,
1611 LaavaarkvoffTM Sr.
We invite our fimknds to cull
and JH'o ua.
USEFUL INFORM A T, ON.
Hue ('mi ynu lell me where I eitn Alitnln a
diiphi'iil Ilia iiiianilim lliul. will (five a larite
niiiiilier of clear, quirk copies from my vnll
inii'Y pi-n wi-IIHie'r H iiiiim, he eheaper mid
heller than tile "Kraplts" ami "ulylcn now 111
Hie market. Yoiim truly,
A. H, OKA WI'llHK, leptit.y Collector.
."THE EXPRESS DUPLICATOR" In
the iniihl piiiiMU'iil aiiparaliiN fur your pur
pohe: Ih I iiiiuiendeil UN the lifMt. multiple
cnpylmr ilevlne. Auk for KMKK Informal ton (if
0. It KNM Nti Kit it CO., 2ill Hey Hi. (I door
from H'wiiyl. New York City, Kudosed by
H,i pleiiNed iisera.
L. W. REEDY.
Practical Hojseshoer.
arsaoroaf ouaaaro.
Hoi'Mi'M culled for anil returned free
of churice.
Tel. II 'ill. Shop 1007 and 900 M lam
LOYAL ORANGE LODGE,
OK TIIE-
Unlted States of merloa.
All I iii 11 1 rli-H ri'KiirilliiK the ornanlzallon (if
new l.oilttea In the Mluie of NeliniMka, aliould
lie addrewted In M. L, ZQOK,
Htate OrKiml.tirror Neliraaka.
414 Shaaly Block, OMAHA.
AMKU!(!AN Ia)VAl OKANOR I.OIMJK,
xv No. Til, mueta every ThurNiluy eveiilnit
at :l) o'eliH-k, M. U. KOOK. Hei-y.
Patriotic Oder Sons of America.
WAHIIINOTON COUNCIL No. I, P. O. B,
" of A ineiila oarli Monday evening at
Gate Oltf Hull, Ttilrttwath and IlouKlna hu,
A. P. A.
A BR LINCOLN ConNOIL NO. IA, AMRKI
can I'niteetlve AaiMHtlatlou meela aver ec-
yiid and fourth Wndneaday of each month In
. U, O. K, hull, I'lHttxinoiith. Nub. Vlaltlng
liioinlHira ura welcomu, K. P, llrown, Hue.
A written
SYPHILIS
A SPECIALTY.
wurttf to eurt.
our ptira
( iiimnfne And
nut a pjtU'huiir op. ('(' trasttHl
ii(tit D.tni iru liavn ft vir
lyiiiptom ttic. Uy dmwriUitig
(mm full wa ran (resit you Uy
mull, mid wgivm I bit mino utrona
UMmnt tu our nr rfi.iMJ ail
innllMf . 1 ltlP WtlU
mifvt tupuinft star for trvsttinaiii
(tun il'i $0 Ahfl W0 wli
tmti'l iiIHn wdllu liam fr w mil to curri.
imy mtintiul rare both wuy ami
it wm rail t(l PHr. Wa Chnllmiiai
th World tor aoaaatliat our MAtllM ItKMkliV will...t
ciira, Writ fur full tnrtlctilara and n-.t tha avidt-nn.
Tlta montainlimnt pliyalciaiia linva mtvur bnn alila to
f iva mura than tumjHirary rHief. In our alviit yiru'
pr-tl-ct with tttl MAHW 1IKMKDY (t Ima Un mo
UinVtilt to ovftrcoma Uia iirnjudlcoi nfiT'ilMNtall ao nailed
pctrtflca, Hut unitfir our Ntruiuf tfiiuiunti ihciUNauil
amtryinf It and being euril. Wa (MMitract to cura ur
refund ry ilullar and a wa haw a financial bat-Mittf
of It UMrfficlly af to try IU. Old clironlc, 4tw-
atfd cajM-ii en fid In W ti W dayi. ItiTHntiiata our
ftiiaiurial atMrnliritr. our reptiitic.n a lMiina ntfi.
Wrha ua fur namaa and a.ilrtN of tlume wa hava
Mird who hava ftivan iwituitmlfiri to rfr to them, If
your nymi'tiima ara iro throat, rmicmn iiat-hrii tn
mouth. rhuniatls)in In honttsi and Jomu. hlr falllntr
out, aruiitlotiB on any fiart of tho boily, fMllrur of
iriiAatsl (fai'ixMliin, imlnsi In head nr bonai, writa at
0 riea, All cMrra)tnnidi'iMri aaiit tstaicd In plain anvaonii
Wmviu thsiiti-)t rlirid Invent liratlon and will do ail In
our powar to aid you In It, AddrvaN,
COOK REMEDY CO.,
MmobIo Temple, CHICAOO, ILL.
TXIE
"LADIES PERFECT"
SYRINGE.
Tha onlv I'flrfnc.t Vasl
mil and Itoctitl Hyrlnna
In thH Worm,
laths only Hyrlnee evar
Invented ly which vagi
nal Injectionaciin tin ad
mliiUtri'd without leak
Inif and mil 1 1 11 tha
cloth Inx orneceiwItatlnK
tho uwHiif a vohn1, ana
when can 11 No lie iiued
1 rtjctul Injoctloua.
K"P HtJIIHKIl n tT LB.
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PRICE S3.
Mail Orderi Bollolad.
TlieAloeft P enfold Co.
fir
Next to
ST.,
Postoffice.
Celtanbla Guesting Contest.
Tbthaonavumnlna nraraat tha mini her Tlilttoa
tl-.a Kairon owning Snj wa will viva a 1-1 fe Hlro I'aa
tl PnKrnlt in., f rnmad. Tha neit 1VH Lite
Hi to Pt'l. and averv'ina elas winillnK In a pile a
H llfuHltaCrarnn. Thia la toartvmiaaonr Staalloii,
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Leaves
Oniaha
4. .HI pin
10.15 am
10.13 am
II. & M li.
Depot Hn h and Mimon Hts,
... Denver Limited daily ...
Dead wood Kxpreaa . ....
Denver Kxpreaa
.('IiIciiko t-'peclal from Den.,
..Lincoln LI in. (except Hun)..
HuHtinKaLiH'al
Arrlvea
JJmaha
4.05" pin
4.05 pm
.:ir am
ll'.ilO am
II.IIO am
B.lflam
6.M pm
Wiira
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Oniaha Depot 10th anil Minon Ht. Omaha
V.45 pm Chiciiiio Limited ii.aflain
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12.40 pm Chicago Kxpreaa 4.25 pm
6.50 pm ....Chicago li IowaLocal,... 6.00 pm
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Omaha DepotJOth and Maaon Bta, Omaha
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9.50 am Denver Express 4.05 pm
2.15 pm Overland Five- 7.00 pit,
6.H0 pm Denver Fast Mall 4.20 pm
4.15 pm . B. 8. A F. Ex. (exceptHun) . 12.:) pm
JM0 pni I'aclllc Express 10.40 am
Leaves (CM." ST. I " Arrive!
Omaha Depot llith and Marcy Hts. I Omaha
MB mn
ClilciiKO Express
Chicago Express
' c. & n! w. - " -:
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Clilcuito Mull, dally ox. Hun
...CIiIciiko Limited, dully...
.... i'IiIcuko Flyer, dully ....
Carroll Loo ul. dully ex. Hun
ll.Wanil
Loaves
Omaha I
12.40 mn
6.40 pm
4.05 pm
7.00 pm
7.20 um
H.ilft am
5.50 pm
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8.15 am
10 pm
9.20 pm
2. 15 ptu
9.50 pm
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T.jpani
l.m pm
8.45 pm
5.15 pm
c hi; p.. m; & o.
Depot 151 h ami WbsM-r Hts.
Bioux Clty'AcilTiiiiiiiodation"
. H. O. Express (except Hun) .
Ht. Paul Limited
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"9 (15 imiT
12.40 ptn
v.tn am
8.45 am
Leaves
Oniaha
9.00 am
9.00 am
B.tO pm
6.45 pm
JL!!"
Arrives
Omaha
5.20 pin
6.20 pin
10.25 am
9.25 am
10.25 am
lpot 15th and WelwtnrNlM.
Doadw.Hid Express "",""."."
(Ex. Hat) Wyo. Ex. (Ex. Mou)
....Norfolk (ExceptHun.)....
Ht. Paul Express
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Leaves
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Omaha
f 9.5rt pin
1 10.00 am
J IX'ixit JOth A Marcy Hts
70 am
5.U5 pin
bioux city rassenxer....
..Ht. Paul Express
leaves
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I Omaha
Omaha
KAST
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4.40 pm
6.115 pm
7.10 pm
8.50 am'
L20 pm
Atluntlc Express, dully ,.
6.20 pm
1.10 pm
N.50 am
8.45 am
7.05 ptn
4.110 pm
Vestibule Limited, dully
Ml.. I., f I. .11..
ly .
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c. & Co. ex. Hun.
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Co. muffs and K. C ex. Hun.
Chicago and Denver, dally
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Omaha
10.(K) pun
1.10 pm
5.10 pm
Too am
6.05 pm
9.20 am
riiuvnu
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