THE AMERICAN 7 p t w i ' "' i.rm - t r-M , ) " 4 ! M ii ! i " W "I hi! S " 't! M rtl h k It fi.t r ' t ita l t' "Ww- V-" i t.M ill ft '.let Sr t iflt .- f t. MONIY Wilt, Sl'KST. V e ar not only out of debt, but we have got flint ahead, and the question is. How aia (ro"4f to Invent It? Hiram Uraltam, ittin)t just outside of the open door to (joy MlO gtateflll CoOllleSS the similiter evening, threw tl hi iiHr a he spoke and awaited his wife's reply. H wife, buy over hor owing, did not reply immediately. "Come," he said, "lot mo have your Opinion. I'll hot you've made P your mind what to do with It long 10. You know the saying, 'A man t nave money and a woman to upend and he laughed good-naturedly. Yes, Mrs. Graham had mad up her liud long ago. The thought of a time when they should he clear of deht and Borne of their surplus earnings could he expondedfor home comforts had helped her to make over and repair many an old garment that she was about to throw away in despair; it had encour aged her to contend w ith numberless inconveniences. Hut now the time had reallycome she felt rat her a strange reluctance about revealing her thoughts. She was oppressed with fear that her long cherished plans might be dashed to the earth. However, she commenced bravely enough "I have thought wo could paint the house some pretty color, such as silver-gray, and have shutters put up at the windows the right shade of green to harmonise with the color of the house, the same as the green loaves of the popular harmonize with the soft gray oi its trunk, and "Why, Jennie," exclaimed Mr. Graham, "There is a good coat of paint on the house how, and there Is no color so durable as rod lead in my estimation." "And." continued his wife, "I would "sfve the yard closed in with a neat picket fence " "I don't see any useln tearing down that fence. The rails are as good and lound as they were twenty years -mo.'; - '' 7 " " "Please don't interrupt me, Hiram. J would repapor the rooms, get a new ingrain carpet for the parlor, and mus lin curtains for the windows." "Thundoration! What Is the sense of having curtains If you have shut ters? Beside, these paper curtains answer every purpose, as far as I can oe. The paper on the walls is per fectly whole. It is true that you have 5 at1ied it considerably, but that lon't show much. And as for thecar- pet why, haven't you got a now rag carnet m t he room nowr- "Yes; but that would be for the sit ting-room. And I would have a bay window made on the south side of the ittlng-ronm for plants." "Mr, Graham laughed outright at this. Now, Jennie," he said, "Jnevorsaid anvthinn about it. but I always thought I was kind of foolish to spend o much money and time as you do fussing with llowers out-doors; but when you come to make flowerbeds of that heats me! "Hiram." said Mrs. Graham, "you asked me for my opinion; now please don't interrupt me." "Very well; go ahead." "I would have a portico built over where you are sitting, and a wood house and a large cool pantry, that I I need so much, on the back of the kitchen. One part of the wood-house would be finished off, where the cook-stove could stand in warm weat her. It would be so much ooler for us to eat in the kitchen. Besides this, there are many little idornnients, such as pictures, that I would add afterward. "Why!" exclaimed Mr. Graham, "it we were to go into that it Would take every rent ot the money." "Well, we earned it to invest in something, didn't we?" "Yes; but I want to invest my money in something that will bring me In some income." "It would bring us in the best of all incomes not In dollars, but what is better far, in joy and happiness. Wfe would have a fuller and purer mean ing for us both; it would bring a high er and better atmosphere In which to rear our children. Even the humming bird loves to deck its sweet little nest with pretty mosses and lichens. Ought we not to have as much love for home and its adornings as God's dumb creatures?" "I have something more important to live for than a humming-bird has," sai l Mr. Graham, tartly. "I would rather leave something more substan tial to mv children such as bonds mid well-tilled acres, for instance. will tell you what I have been think iiiu of," ho said, with an air of one who felt that the expressing of his otiinion miixt necessarily bring con viction of his superior judgement. "You know that I have always want- id that fort v-acre lot ot HouthweU's that ioins nie on the north. They v tie ia bard un now and when he .l.id out thnt I can make a large pay mentdown. I believe I can get it niiL'titv reasonable. And when I nt that paid for I have one of the best fi mm in the country. Now what do yuu suy to that?" he asked, triumph antly. A. It ,-) I r M t in debl '! t rt tt We tfS ttit sM Rw t n l MM f OlSl III $ htM J it . nt I . t m is t (pwd ( VltllHtn l ,v Mr tlrshsw tid tt mst U 'f ls slmid, ll-r ). nd .t.t 't 1hhtlW . llthT n I M tiil it hs.l wt. P-tef .il.t knr-m ; and t Ixivmi tt j.sUtite tl tnsnjr Mrs tlrshatnwaa mi tin si. I ty as iitmsl amid b r hou- !"! I but hT bratt l.sd hwi it" hwhtnesa. fbe laiit hke iu.ite, p'ttl a p'snna rv.. with its tan-e, M.iimwi wm.iowa, hk bdlefs ryr iu itiaoiit npnn I ha dtty highway. Iti-t leit waswinally harivti f gt' ir ininy; ui wans were tltntry an I tmndormil by pict- tv of any Him, te nuuiiure was guilt kws of paint or varnish; with no works of fit rrat are wormy oi men fion, Iwith fh wkly (aper, the It.ble and an almanac. In this at im.aphrre she nmt hve; here she must henceforth work on, while mind ami soul starved. Ih-te, too, she must rear her children, to see worth and benutv in nothing that cannot Ihi represented by gold. What won der, then, if her eyes and thoughts wandered, over the waving grain to where a stately stone house stood on . . i .i Hit eminence. Mie Knew mere wnn biautv there: the breeses stole into large airy rooms,through!acocurtains; there were rich carpets and costly furniture, and a library that was al most an tntollix'tuAl feast to look at. Outside there were pleasant walks and drives, ami a flower garden filled with the rarest floral treasures; and than she sighed softly as she thought to herself: "Hut love would not have been there, and life would have been worth little to me wit hout that." "Jennie! Jennie! Oh, here you are," and Mr. Graham came out through the kitchen door and seated himself upon the edge of a huge log that had boon hewn out and did duty for eaves drop and cist ern. It was not unusual for him to sook hor; he always did when he came in and uia not una ner in uie nouse. js was not a bad habit in the man. His I ,. . . ,r . . . . i A. 1., life seemed bound up in her; and although he had the reputation among his neighbors of being "close" in bis business transactions, he was kindhearted and generous, too, in his way. This morning he had something of importance to communicate. "I didn't tell you last evening," he said, "that I had already had some talk with Southwell about that land, lie wouldn't listen to a cent under two thousand then, and I wouldn't offer more than fifteen hundred, lie came over to see me this morning, and ottered to split the difference. Ain't that a bargain though? A little bet ter than spending money for paint and paper, Jennie! Oh," rising to go, "I came near forgetting to tell you. Powers is here. Ho wante to hire out during harvest. I have hands enough, but I suppose the more help I have the better I shall get along, so I told him to go riuht to work. I don't sup pose he has been to breakfast yet, his folks are so slack, so you might send out a bit for him to eat. Try and have the lunch ready at half-past f; you can blow the horn, and I will send one of the men down for it." Poor Jennie! it was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. Bho struggled hard, but the tears would come. Mr. Graham turned back and came instantly to her side when he saw that she was in trouble. "What Is the matter, dear?" he askod, compassionately, while his large, kind hand glided down her hair with a soft, caressing touch, "If you are not feeling well I will slip down and gee Miranda Powers to help you. I guess I had better anyway, hadn't I?" Mrs, Graham mastered her emotion with an elTort. Oh no," she said. "There isn't anything the matter." Mr. Graham hesit ated. He was not satisfied with the explanation. 'There, she said, "nowdo uo along to your work, or I Miall be foolish enough to cry again!" and she looked very much as it she might, Hiram Graham hud a faint idea as to what the matter was, and was very willing to do as she bade him. Ito felt considerably annoyed that his w ife could not see the avantage oi t he proposed purchase that would so materially add to their mutual prop erty. And then he bei;nn to wonder what she was thinkum so silently about while she stood looking of! to ward the distant bill. A little jealousy crept in with the thought. The owner oi mat line mansion nan once ucen a formidable rival of his. There could have boon no reason for her choice but the one she so shyly confessed to him in the soft twiliuht ot a summer evenina ten years ago. When he came In to dinner followed bv his troon of hands, he could not belo noticlna how flushed and tired she looked; but she was as cheerful as ever. The morning cloud had pABsed, and with the sweet spirit of self-sacri lice that characterized her, sht had buried her dead hopes and had taken up the burden of life again as best she could. Hiram Graham was not ignorant of t his sacrifice, and it touched him keen Iv: the thought of it troubled him through the afternoon. He even for got to estimate what the probable yield per acre would be as the heavy sheaves were shoved on ine rear plat form and lay so near together on the shorn around. lie could not deny that his wife had worked as bard as he durinii tiio years past, and the economy he had pract iced had been montly in her domain. He began to wish lie had treated her wishes a little more respectfully. Put then he could not. helo looking over to where that fort y acre lay. What a choice piece of land it was! How long he had wanted it! And now, when it was al most wil bin his grasp, must he lot it r,,.? Atwt ven were he to vield to Jen aie's wishes now, would she not know tStKVd fwJiwfawMr, at.4 atftnt bis lHUr M-t-!? Aw dunni lbs siswiieoii tt fhrtufit tUa tttftHr? ref ati t 'To a era," ha ttlM tu. as ttst dn i hil was lai ut lbs fV I I a M, il tHatolktat ( an pst Mtaa ds.'M lr iwnawpia I ha luoitMnj and l'n uy wtf," "AH tvht, sha i!llgid lMma, was tba nrr, Harvest was over, and Mr, Ota hum spoks of Aim- hatymf the pul, "You had Wtter kp hef 10 help you," adliwd ,rf lnml.nivl "No. said Mr. Graham; "when thera i mw but my own family I ran do the a oik easy emumh alone I tw ite ve I like to woik, ' shs addtd, entil ing. Ml least, I am hsi(tiest alien I am bny." "How long baa It lwn since yoit . im iwfit noma to your miner a tut a visit?" he asked, abruptly, Kite years nit lust June, when I'.llcn was married." How prompt was the answer! Per hap she bad count ed the time, "How would you bka to go out and seethe folks this fall?" What a glad light came Into her face, and then faded, as she said, hesitat ingly: "How can I po?" "Never mind about that. You have earned a playday, and none of my transactions shall hinder you front takingone. You had better take the children with you; the folks will want to see t hem. We will go to to wn to-morrow, and you can got what things you need, and Miranda can stay and help you get ready. You want to get off as soon as you can, for you will like to make a good long visit while you are about it." He appeared anxious to hasten her departure, but Mrs. Graham was too happy at the thought of seeing the home of her childhood again to notice it at the time, "But what will you do without US if we make too long a stay?" "Dou't mind about me. I can keep Old bachelor's hall," he added, laugh- ill!. Two weeks aftor Mrs. Graham had gone, and Jlirain uranam nau me ouse all to himsolt. After the lapse of five weeks he wont to the station to moot his wife and children. They had enjoyed the most delightful visit, and all were well and happy, and as they drove homeward there was much to oe toiu, ana many inquiries to be made. As they neared the house Mrs. Graham looked sud denly forward, while her husband watched her face and rubbed hishands together In quiet glee. What was that soft, lustrous gray gleaming out from among the green leaves? Was she dreaming? No; It was the house with ts green shutters ana portico. "Why, Hiram Graham, wnat nave you been doing?" sho looked again. And a nickel lencei Anu ine moss charming little gate! And a graveled walk!" and then she could not keep the glad tears from coming. 'Come, Jennie," said Mr. uranam, toasingly, although, his own eye moistened with sympathetic nappi- noss, don't feel too glad about it. I may have worse things yet to snow you. There, how does that suit?" he asked alter tney nau entered tne house, pointing to the bay window. . .. ' . . ,.i i i u.. did not understand sucn tilings, so i got a workman who did, you see; it all complete, ready ror the plants, ndhere, he said, leading the way through the kitchen and throwing open the door, "is the wood-house, and there is a pantry that can't be beat anywhere. And here is some thing you didn't mention," he con tinued, approaching a neat sink In the kitchen, and laying hold of the handle of a cistern-pump tnat stood in one end, up gushed a jet ot soft water which told of a good cistern underneath. "Look through the window and vou will see a covered drain that carries away all the waste water. You see I didn't do anything with these things," he said, after they had entered the sitting-room, and glancing deprecatingly at the dingy colored paper, the dilapidated furni ture and threadbare carpet, "I would rather trust that to you. And, beside, 1 found there was so much real enjoyment in it that I thought I would be generous and leave eome of the pleasure for you. Here Is the money that is loft, ' he added, present ing her with a goodly roll of bills. One pleasant day In autumn an was commote, and indeed, as jur. Graham said.it did look like "a bit of Kdon." "I do believe, Jennie said, turning toward her husband, with , a ulad, bright look on her face, "I do beliove I am iust the happiest woman m ine world!" He drew her gently to him. "Jenn e." he said, what were you thinking about that morning 1 found you churning under the locust tree. and looking so intently t mat oia building on the bill?" Her only answer was a merry '?". ... "Did vou ever think so ouiorer Although he askd the quest Ion hesitatingly, he looked wistfully into her fAce for an answer. "No, you dear, simple darling, and I Am sure I never snail again j ana, looking un archly, '1 didn't thenr Six years had passed away, and one bright morning in spring air. uranam entered the house. He had changed in these years; the slight roughness which had characterized, him previ ouslv had worn away; there was in creased dignity and manliness in his bearing. His children had also grown to Ima constant source of parental pride and delight. So surely do our inner natures conform to the plan ot our outward surroundings. He held up the paper he had in his hand. "There, said he, addressing his wife, Is the deed of the Kouthwell forty, free from incumbrance. If it had not been for you," he continued, smiling, "I should have owned It long ago, and the whole Southwell farm, too, perhaps. lint I thank God that I didn't," he added, earnestly. Hlf I ha4 I would have been so close over the work-rack by this time that I never w oukl be able to look up." WOMAN ANU III.U WORK. tNitRttnNo toir row ININK MINOS.. MM- Naw wm Nina etta lfasm.ta at lo ttMtrar fie fwruutam irs-1i wsiesm Unas! 9li fashion Pmera Tlia wailing goaa sketched In the Aral i!htlratton 's nt porcaUln Mua summer silk, wiih riwttrt and puff of paler blue and black af ! ha bottom. IWtwesn flounce and puff runs M velvet revere h!d by big pearl buttons. There are mora ravers in front to give it a snfhciently diotin 1.(1 nnd Ihm tori air, and from (he nark comes a fall of laca iWp n outfit and full enough to drown one' self in. The black velvet Gainsbor ough hat has blue plumes and blue bachelors' buttons for trimmings. H' a pictiiresqus outfit, but one hardly conductive to strong, onsible or A SPRING PROMENADE. wholesome thinking. The cape of silver gray ladies' cloth that is drawn with a smart Trench coat beside it, is a fluted cape of blue velvet and must smother one' fresh notions of life, as celery is smothered when you bleach it, or make all one's ideas high shouldered. The coat with itss supposed to be of cream cloth shot with gray; it has a half-adjusted front, fastened with pearl buttons to a long, straight cream-colored plastron. The sleeves are frilled into culls and therearegray and steel trimmings. This plaid calling dress pictured is of cream-colored and brown camel's TWO SPRING WRAPS. hair. The skirt has a brown velvet border and is slashed on each sine and held by silver buttons. The double breasted bodice has gathered basques and a wide belt of velvet. The full sleeves are gathered into deep cuffs and the heavy velvet hat is trimmed with rosv cream ulumes. The dark blue Henrietta mac is the plaid's companion is even more demure in tone, with its sheath skirt faced with darker silk, Its silk ribbon at ths waist and its simple sleeve, cuff and bod ce uraninas. The fancy for all things uussian nas brought about the gayest trimmings of the season in Russian embroidery, which is old-fashioned cross stitch done in mediioval coloring of red with blue or with cream-color, red, and TOIMTS FOR APRIL. black, done on cotton fabrics, canvas, crepe, or batiste. It comes in stripes two or three inches wide on ecrue batiste, alternated with insertions of Russian lace, open-patterned, ana wrought in the same gay colors. This is used for full gathered blouses that are considered decidedly Russian when lanrted to fasten down on the leitside. no matter whether they have a yoke or not. Such a blouse is seen on a French dress of dark blue crepon, fig ured in the deen alligator marking. with four folds of the crepon forming wide girdle around the blouse. The sleeves nave crepon for the deep Rus sian caps to the elbows over close leaves oi embroidery finished at the wrist with Russian lace. The bell tirt t mm rtm bh. wita. rl hst a ?ot hMrt i-I a hand of lWJ ml'tl adti !'! rl nn a h i la Miu les Mxixa 4 tiu, d tn.Minll l ands l gay UtSM wit lrodtt a n th hoof, ara nirt d to tw wiha with rot ! Mt have rrn JUl fronts Hu are shown in KtT, i, wl'de and M k grounds. lliiwa a ho at ttnl of Hain sun may Ilka ths svirt. t-i.it made en a Wil shap-! Hni!f Tha outer malarial Is nM slopo-l assy at ha lop of tha back aeain, Mil Is mr- angmllnfatl in a jabot down tha Iss aeam ot Ibebntnii Thr ara al WaHeait skirts md with a broad Itipls pleat In t ha la-k. flaring widely at the foot, and rstwidmgloituvr fhan the skirt at tha too; tins upper psrt gradually narrows to a point and U srrle.1 half war up the l k oi inn ursAt. and alt ached there under a bow of ribbon or a passementerie, ornament, W ider trimmings are te- Ing tistxl on bell skirts, and new models have greatsr fulness at the top. Fair Play for Girls m Stores. In New York city there Is ft society the "Consumers' Isvtgno" which oelares its object to be to Ameliorate the condition of the women and chil- ren employed in the ret nil mercan tile houses of that city, by patronis ing as far as practicable only such houses as approach in their rondi- ions to the "standard of a fair house," as adopted by the league. The fair "house" is one in which equal pay is given for work of equal value, irrespective of sex; in which wapes are naid bv the week, and where fines im posed are paid with a fund for the oenent oi employes; in which vhb min imum wages of cash girls are $2 per week. Also in a "fair house" the hours from 8 A. M. to 6 P. M., with three quarters of an hour for lunch, con- . . . -a a l l stitute a working day, ana a nau holiday is given on one day in each week during at least two months ot each summer, and a vacation of not less than one week is given with pay during each summer season. Other conditions of a "fair house" relate to physical and hygonic conditions, hu mane and considerate behavior to ward emnlovees: in such a house chil dren under 14 years are not employed. The eague send out papers stating their object, with a list of oflicers and conditions of membership. The mem bers are not bound never to buy at any other shoos than those prescrib ed, but, of course, are expected to keep their eyes open and shun those houses where the abuses they object to are perpetrated. The league pun ishes a "white list," which tney ieoi convinced pay fair wages, close at reasonable hours, or if open, pay their employes for ovtr time. Th Weloome Quest. The welcome guest is the girl who, knowing the hour for breakfast, ap pears at the table at the proper time, does not keep others waiting and does not get in the way of being down half an hour bofore the hostess appears. The welcome cuest is the girl who. if there are not many servants in the " " . house, has sufficient energy to take care of her own room while she is vis iting, and if there are people whose duty it is, she makes that duty as iiiht as possible for them by putting away her own belongings and so ne cessitating no extra work. Bhe is the one who knows now to be pleasant to very member of the family, and who yet has tact enough to retire from a room when some special family mat ter is under discussion. Bhe is the one that does not find children disagreeable or the various peta of the house hold things to be dreaded. Bhe is the one who, when her hostess Is busy, can entertain her self with a book, a bit of sewing or the writing of a letter. She Is the one who, when her friends come to see hor, does not disarrange the household in which sho is staving that she may en tertain them, Hhe is the one who, having broke the bread and eaten the salt of hor friend, has set before her lips a seal of silence, so that, when she goes from the house, she repeats not hum but the agreeable things she has seen. This is the welcome guest the one to whom we fall out welcome with the lips and from the heart. New York Fashion Ilazar. Mending Woolen Gowns. Woolen gowns require frequent at tention; the braid should be replaced as Boon as it becomes worn, for noth ing is more untidy than a frayed and shabby dress binding. The present foolish fashion of long dresses for all times and occasions entails much extra- work, and is, it i to be hoped, a tran Blent one; for while long dresses ari graceful in the house, they are, to say the least, slovenly on the streets; car- tianly so, if allowed to trail in the dust and become scavengers. Water proof and rubber facings save tha edges in a measure, but soon require removal; and constant brushing, is yet another penalty of this freak of fashion, which probably has not been set by any "grande dame," but rather by one of the demimonde, and yet which is followed by otherwise refined and fastidious women. Good House keeping. Washing Dark Goods. Colored stockings, as well as othet dark goods, should have suds es pecially made for them, and should not follow white clothes in the same euds, which would leave them linty and dull. For this purpose a pure white soap is best, and the water should be simply warm never boiling Or even scalding. Use plenty of water for rinsing, and it will be better if a little salt is added, or in the case of black stockings a spoonful of black pepper, to brighten and retain the color. Good Housekeeping - tMt CSMT Aa r.4.te . Hit . prttua tVlumhi I a! IwiwaaM t, ItUa et a th rat. blath f Ne I gtl ths MhUI Mat Msrjlswk XligtaUa. Iha t'aiwUaa. s irth. heating IVisaaia out It I larger Mtaa Tt aa fuhM-Ad Msahu'U and Naw Hswpthtr joiceJ hgihea Yet II h H-a all hot larhvkul by aait wsy ha hl h I aa ewtptra will n1y one wagoa tvl and thai I but a bilml artery hailing In tha nttddle of h nmatry. Hot hw er fullitw thll nMat ily Incomplete survey of tshst msn has tourd thai region ha. and of what his yet pmy hands hava drawn from IV will dismiss the pop. Isr and natural uplelo Ihst Ills wllileitet worthy of Its preenl fata. I'nlil lha w hole glolta Is banded with led rails and yields to the plow, wa will contlnu.t l rogaiil whatever ra glott lies lMyotiii our doors as wssla laml, and to fn.y ihst every line of latitude has Its own varying ell mntle characterlstle There Is an opulent civilization In what wa once were taught was Mho Great American Poort " and far up al Kd monton, on the Pence river, farming; flourishes desplto the fact that It Is whore our school Iwoks located a rone of porpottinl snow. Farther along w she) I study a country crossed by the same parallels of latituilo that Uissoct inhospitnblo Labrador, and wo shall discover that us groat a difference ex. isU betwoon the two shores of the continent on that koho as that which distinguishes California from Massa chusotts. Upon the coast of this neg lectod corner of the world wo shall see that a climate like that of Kngland is produced, as England's is, by a warm current in the soa; in the south ern half of the Interior we shall dis cover valleys as Inviting as those ia our New Kngland; and far north, at Tort Simpson just below the down reaching claw of our Alaska, we shall find such a climate as Halifax enjoys. Rritlsh Columbia has a length of eight hundred miles, writes Julian Ralph in Harpor's Magazine and averagos four hundred miles in width. To whoever crosses the country It sooms the scone of a vast earth dis turbance, over which mountains ara scattered without system. In fact; however, the Cordillera bolt is there dlvldod Into four ranges, the Rockies forming the eastern boundary, then the Gold range, then the Coast range, and, last of all, that partially sub merged chain whose upraised parti form Vancouver and the other moun talnous islands near the mainland ia the Pacific. A vast valley flanks the southwestern side of the Rocky moun tains, accompanying thorn from where they leave our Northwestern states ia a wide straight furrow for a distance of seven hundred miles. MERCENARY MOTIVES. A Youiitr Uentloman Who 1)11 Not Car to Invest In Iiiflls Coneerm. "Two or throe days ago," re marked Dr. T. Hamilton Jlurclt In tha COurse of a conversation with a New York Advertiser representative, "1 ro- 4 - At. celvod a hurry call to a particularly swell Madison avenuo mansion. The messenger assured mo that it was a matter of life and (loath, and that my immodiate presence was noeded to avoid the lattor. so, jumping Into a cab. I flew to the aid of the unknown sufferer. Arriving at the houso I was rushed up to a room, which contained half a doon people gathorod about a couch, on which lay a small boy wito protruding eyes and a purplish coun tenance. I was in'ormod that the young gentleman nat accidentally wallowed a penny, wuicn oostinaieiy Insisted upon sticking squarely In his throat I hastily unpacked the neces sary instruments and started la to re capture the coin. While everyone present exnimtea the most intense interest in the opera tion, the solicitude of the victim' I younger brother was affecting to a de gree. With an exproaslon of serious apprehension and in a voice trembling with grief, he pile 1 me with question! upon the possible outcome of the ac cident. I answered him with word of encouragement, and finally, amid a general sigh of relief, drew forth ta obnoxloui coin. " 'There,' I exclaimed, patting tn younger brother on the shoulder, we've srot It at last' " 'I'm so glad,' ho responded rHh a smile. 'It was my cent' " If n ftatv Her, "Mr. Sliptongue I have not met your wife. Is she here this evening? Mr. Hansomo Yea but just at this moment she is engaged over thor at the plana Mr. Bliptangue (with affected en thusiasm) Ah. I see. Sho is the goddess-like beauty who Is playing- an accompaniment for that mountain of flesh who Is singing. Mr. Hansome (stlllly) My wife doei not play. She sings. N. Y. Weokly. Ills Symptom. "Docthor, I am a sick man." Well! well! Now, as soon as I can get hold of any symptoms you may have" "I brought all I could rake and scrape, docthor. Sure 'tis only $1.85 but yez are welcome to 'em and my blossln' wid 'era." Indianapolis Jour nal. Kconomy, Mrs. Trotter I hear that all three ot Mrs Hurlow's children have the ttoasles. Mrs. Faster Yes; so I understand. They're so poor that they have to econorahe or the doctor by all getting sick at once. - Judge. in the Arctio regions a man who wantt a divorce leaves horns fn anger and does not return for several daya Ths wilt takes ths hint and departs. 1