u AUGUST 3,1893. THE 'ALLIANCE -IN DEPENDENT. sr ALLIANCE DIEEGTOfiY Nebraska Farmer' Alliance. J. H Powxaa, President, Cornell. W. a. Ponrraa, Vice-Pre , Albion, Hiss Elsii BECKHAM, Sec-Trea., Lincoln. a. O. FAiacHiLD. Lecturer. Oaklale. B. F. iuu, Chairman, Bx. Com., Wabash. Personal. Pam ffMBflrn O rt IT am noAOAil throucrh Clnooln on hid way 10 Washington on Monday. lie will spend moat of this week la Chicago taking in me worm s ' fair and the great stiver convention. Mayor Weir left for a business trip to Cleveland, Ohio, on Saturday even ing, lie took In the silver convention on his way back. Congressman McKeigban lias been spending a couple of weeks at Hot Springs, S. L He returned to his lbome on Monday much improved In health. He leaves for Washington (Vr this week. Judge Holcomb of Broken Bov 11 1 T I I a- r passea tnruuga iincum uu bis way w ,; V a 1 tit 1 J i 1.1. m . j I no nurmaiui uu j.ueMjay. J. W. Dorland of Council Bluffs, well known to the alllanee people of Ante J - lope county, spent Sunday In Lincoln. tie is now out soliciting tor the Alli ance Publishing Co. J. H. Teachman of Saunders county paid us a caU on Saturday last. Bro. Teachman Is one of the faithful with, a ! F. TT IT Vm-tVirvmnf HI m OmIt Ruffaln r'rffc icounty, is talked of as good timber for y a county office. Certainly there Is no 1 man in mai uuuukjr uiuro ut vi ucocrr ing. Prof. Johnson of Lincoln wrote to the secretary of the treasury a few days a go to ascertain whether silver certifl cates had been redeemed in gold. He received an answer from the assistant secretary saying that silver certificates re redeemed in silver only; and add ing that the popular error arises from confounding the treasury notes of 1890 with silver certificates. This is the error referred to in our last issue. ODDITIES AND VARIETIES. One out of every 180 inhabitants of the United States owns or rides a bicycle. ; ; ' " " It Is said that nearly 15,000 people die of consumption in New England every year. A roan at Belfast, Maine, who re cently advertised for a servant girL found it necessary to add, "No whist player need appply." Tl London zoological society has offered $2,500 for five musk oxen (two males and three females) delivered alive and in good condition in London. At a dinner of the Philadelphia Clover elub in New York,Oeneral Hor a ce Porter said he was surprised to see plates at the dinner,, because in Phil adelphia he noticed in several dentist windows the sign, "Teeth Without I'lates." Photographs of growing p1 ' show some marvelous results, especially among the climbers. The young stems are said to move In a succession of irregular circular or elliptical curves, which vary in every direction. These movements are due to the irregular growth in various parts of stem. The nativea of the southern Dart of V j West Virginia have a queer way of 1 1 conveying the idea of distances. The 4mi1iii Whi aaVa linw If. 4a frt a. certain point is likely to be told that it is ,la couple o' looks," or "two looks an' a hoot" A look is as far as yon can see, and a hoot is the distance a human voice is supposed to carry. A large python from West Africa, in the Zoological srardens at Breslau. ' 'fltrnnnf la aoM fi Vinvw rpPAntl swallowed a boa, wh measured seven feet in length a correspond ingly thick. The cl 'erence of the boa throughout ength was from twenty-three to :nty-elght inches, and its skin wa panded to double Its usual size. The poet Campbell, on one occasion. retiring to rest with his thoughts full of a new poem, after a little uneasy slumber, suddenly awoke about o'clock and found himself repeating the words, "Events to come cast their ahadows before." He called at once for lights and a cup of tea, and before Mi daybreak had completed a portion of I Lochlel's Warning." COMIC CHATTER. Jliuson Where are you going? Bill on Only off for a day's shooting. Jimsou Great snakes! With that car load of freight? BHlrm Tltue box) contain books, the latest and most complete compendium of the game tawa of the state. 1 don't want to shoot anything out of season. Youth Wha what la your father Stamping around for? Maiden I told Sim you wanted to marry me, and I'm ifrald he's looking for hla cane. .Youth -Oool Uo tell him It's all a aUtake, and 1 don't want to marry you. MaidenHorrors, no! Then he'd go nubias; around for ate gun. Nrt Train Rubber-Well, what 414 you git? rKXnd T. H Louise m Twnt-evea pawn tickets, a half peek of picture card, sltty eeaU la silver, and a plated wateh chain wlla a nail lied to the pkt eea of It That's all first T. &-! U14 yea It wr't no dm to bold up a trala eera la' front Chicago, "How did the oanm'B some la this naming," eke4 Mr llJofoaBer of her hutbead. "They eae flvtag thrtiugh the air eh tu Walrlde ef an oar," retilM Mr. Ittf Uaepef with treat eoatemnt fn the foolish eeeest the aaeatioav "O, tali Mr. IL thauyhtfaUy, then they aut have ee their oar frethereti. I re 4 eoiaeteieg Wat that la pap." Aid Mr, lle.vfia.Happar bi-eethed bird a4 lka at hla wife Uty, hat s! Jadge of Oho Sapretne Court. j A one of the people and a firm be liever in tte principles of the people's party it appears to me that In the com ing election nothing can be mortt im Dort&nt to ua as a party and especially to the toiling masses than the selec tion of a proper person to fill the all- Important position of supreme judge of the Slate of Nebraska. Wa talk flip pantly very often of the three co-ordl- j nate branches of the government viz, j the executive, legislative and judicial, j and imagine that said branches are in dependent of each other; and of the three are apt to flatter ourselves with the idea that, inasmuch as the two branches of the legislature are elected by, and go direct from, the people to make laws, therefore this branch of the government is the most important and necessarily the most powerful. This conception is for all practical purposes a mere delusion, for the truth is that the supreme court makes more laws than tbe legislature. It is true that we send members to our state and national legislatures to frame laws, but when framed, the courts decide waether or not said laws cor respond to tbelr interpretation of the constitution, and said interpretation as a rule entirely depends upon the influ ence that was most powerful in placing the judges on the bench. Nothing is more patent than this: That whenever the ruling powers come in direct conflict with the just demands of the people, as a rule the courts are with the oppressors. It has been so from time Immemorial. It was so in tbe days of Jeffries. It was so in the mad days of Judge Gary, when capital demanded a sacrifice to intimidate labor It was so in days when the "Slavehold ing Oligarchy ruled the nation." It had Its Taney. Today the B. & M. and tbelr g. o. p. cappers have their Post and Norval. Whenever the question of ft judge of the court is mentioned we are nauseated with the stale clap-trap of non-parti sanship, when all history confirms the fact that the ruling powers have al ways made it a point to have the judi cial ermine saturated with the very quintessence of partisanship, and in many cases where there was a doubt as to the opinion of the bench they have adopted the policy of Jim Flake, not to fee the lawyers, but to buy the judges. Let us as populists lay aside this tom foolery of parrot-like echoing this senseless cry of a non-partisan judici ary. Let us be brave and true, and state clearly what we want, and what we propose to have; and, whether the time be loner or short, we will "keep in In the middle oi the roan" tin we get there. In the first place we want a man fully identified with us In letter and spirit; whostaDds committed in favor of all the nrlncioles that, as a party, we de clare and advocate; who, at all times aod under all circumstances, has the courage of his convictions; who honestly amrms he endorses theumana platform; and who in said endorsement only expresses as a man and judge his sense of what constitutes justice to those who claim no more, ana yet who as a rule have heretofore been denied it Such being my conception of what are the essentials for a judge of our sup reme court, I would have him lean earnestly and tenderly near to the great warm heart oi the common people, ana let us relegate to the barbarous past every vestige or semblance that reminds of the Jeffries and Norburrys of Eng land and Ireland, the laneys, Uarys, Posts and Norvals, of our country, and enter on a new era of judicial power that will render just judgment In be half of the people. In order to do this we must net play tbe foolish part that was enacted when manv were wild to nominate Judge Gresbam as our standard bearer at Omaha, which we will do, and which there are those who are trying hard to do in seeking tbe nomination oi Judge Maxwell, who, though in some respects Is a good man, and for which we accord him all honor. Is still a republican, un committed to a single plank in our plat form, and has done nothing only what any man with a spark of integrity in his nature could not help doing regard ing impeachment of state offiolals, for even rost naa te conceae tneir guut. Then again Judge Maxwell has held the position for 18 years, and Is in very easy circumstances from the great sile of his law books. Nebraska has done him honor, and now in his physical decreoi tude, it wouia he more than injudicious to continue mm in position oy our votes. What we need Is a man of middle age, with large expenenoe as a lawyer, a wide-awake man, with courage, with a clean Insight into ail the tricks, sub terfuges and hypocrlsls of tbe enemy. wbo will do justice though the heaven fall and plutocracy fall with it. We have the timber, we know the man, and when the bell of the peop'e rings tbe hour bis name will be given to them. Till that time comes, let ua lay alde all trifling la g Aag outside our os ranks, we have our Weaver's, Allen's and McKelghans, and It Is even more important that we have for sup reme iudaM a maa fully Identified with ui In alt the eMntlal elements that go to make ud thea groun populist. Gxokuk Lynn. Hatting, Nebraska TIIK MAllKirrt. Chicago Oreaei4 1 JveStooh f loaeo, A us t, (Mrs. CmSfUMipM !. a!, Mftfairt tovaf'i 4 In rtwk-e rum U . St ual , Tu, BJift4 , at Wlton, ii a Nmm Ktiis wsm at H lf i ntllaj tMwaora, ai wt etttae em 4 kutvka wviakhx to M i m, (Kim ite.. t av , V le.tM Im4 auM Wr fttma St US. M at mwm a M i. Tva. St , Umtm, St at ai , at, eat. Omaha Uve Kim k, ttaaa. Au t CmMi-litnt tM i ai mm m, Vi' Nhtaf, t 4H.MH-t at. katr- ms we Wast To lease a la4ptaJeal paper. Addre Iko. I;. VawVeri ,la- (Xiltt, Nb COMMONERS FIGHT. BLACK EYES AND BLOODY NOSES IN PARLIAMENT. EMBERS POMMEL 0KB ANOTHER. The Cloning- of the Home Bale Debate Precipitate the Host DUiraoaful Seeae Ever Witeaaae4 I the Honae of Commoaa Chamber lain' rieree Attack ea Gladstone the Cat Losdok, July 29. The debate on the. home rule bill was brought to a close last night Joseph Chamberlain Union ist, in protesting against Mr. Gladstone's enforcement of closure, compared him to Herod. T. P. O'Con nor, Irish member, hissed "Judas" at Chamberlain which the other Irish membera repeated in a chorus several times. Then came a scene unprecedented in Parliamentary history. Mr. Mellor gave in a weak voice the customary directions. The Conservatives, bow ever, flatly refused to quit tbe house. Vicary Gibba, Gibbon Bowles ana William Iianbury shouted to the chairman that he must first call Mr. O'Connor to order for having called Mr. Chamberlain namea Mr. Mellor protested that he had not heard the epithet in question. No body told him what Mr. O'Connor had said, so he eat helpless and unen lightened before the house, white tne members crowded forward in excited groups, shaking their fists and shout ing their demands. . , Meantime half of the Un.on- ists bad climbed to the benches and were shouttinir 'Gaa-t" "Gagl" Others were ktruinrlinir in the aisles or be tween the benches with Radical, Lib eral or Irish antagonist. Curses, yells of pain and gross insults were heard on every aide. John Logan, Liberal, ran down to the first opposition bench and began upbraiding Edward Carson, a Tory. As he shook his fist under Mr. u.r- aon's nose, George Wyndham and William Fisher jumped to the assist ance of their party colleague, seized Mr. Logan by the necK, threw mm to the floor head first and then bundled him under a bench. Somebody smashed Tim Healv's high bat down over his eyes. Ilealy tore on tne bat and sprang into the aisle in full fighting posture, just as Mr. Banbury, still shouting that the chairman must name Mr. O'Connor, was trying to get by. Mr. Hanbury was knocked over a bench by tbe force of the collision before Mr. Ilealy got In a blow. A free flffht then broke out at the gangway. The center of it was William Redmond, Parnellite, who had taken advantage of the general license to push over Colonel Saunderson, the champion of the men of Ulster. Haunderson was rescued and led tbe attack on the Parnellitea Blows were struck right and left Members fell and were picked up by their friends , to fight again. The whole space between the front benches was filled with a struggling, cursing mass of members, striking, clawing and upsetting each other. Manful efforts were made to separate the combatants. Both sergeants-at arms forced their way through the thick of the fight, but as fast as one group was pacified another came to blows. Eventually Mr. Gladstone begged Edward Majoribanks, a sturdy Lib eral, to do something to stop the fight ing. Mr. Majoribanks dug his way throusrh the tangled mass of belliger ents and by repeated appeals in the name of the premier succeeded in stemming the conflict Colonel Saun derson emerged first from the crowd of fighters. He was holding a bunch of keys to his black eye. Others fol lowed In more or less damaged condi tion. Mr. Gladstone, sitting uprignt, had watched the scene with Inflamed face and an expression of Borrow, in dignation and astonishment, which will never be effaced from the memory of those observing it Chairman Mellor sent for Speaker Peel as soon as order was restored. When the speaker entered several Conservatives rose and pointing to Mr. Gladstone exclaimed: "There sits the author of it all." While Mr. Gladstone, Mr. Balfour and Mr. Mellor conferred as to what should be done, the combatants were comparing notes. Not a few of them showed the effects of rough handling. Tim Ilealy had received a bard blow in the face and one cheek was badly swollen. William Redmond also had a bad spot on his faee. The hum of voices died out as Speaker Peel, stern and dignified, took the chair. A alight chew waa given for him and then Mr. Mellor, aa chair man of the committee, reported to Mr. Peel, as speaker of the house, what had occurred, and the speaker at once ap pealed to the party leaders to tell him further what occurred. Cheers and calls fur Mr. Uladstone brought tbe premier to his feet He said: regret to aay that neither my eye nor ears enable we to give a very elear ao count o the affair." Mr, Peel then aatdi "I have arrived at the eonclutloa that the i pre ion alleged to have Wen used wa the original vaue of tbe disorder. I feet eertala that the gentleman who used the word did sola the heat of Irrita tion of the moment If he were simply to say he regrets having used them I am quite fertaln It wuuld be any duty to take ao further autioe of the arfair. Amid eoBservatlts erlea of ''with draw, Mr, O'Utaaor humbly apulo-a-Ued to the sneaker. The net slauae wa adopted by a vote el II to ltfl. The two taker taaaelat eltt were earrUd without division. When the roiniUteero and Chair maa Mellor re tufted to Mpeaaer Peek presiding over the hoae, the hows rale bill a eateadtHt by the tNtmmittee, cheer after theer wa given, and all beta were waved fr Mr. ulalUhe by the Liberals aal Irian, who were sniftered by tbe U a to lata with eoua tar vheera, The report ataf was THE CRAFTY NORMAN. Mow a Fsrraor Taraad tbe Tables ea the biker. By way of illustration of the pro verbial craftiness of the Norman peas antry, an amusing story la related, which, it not in strict accordance with fact, has at least the merit of origin ality. A certain baker, in business in a small town, obtained his supply of butter from a farmer in the neighbor hood. One fine day he discovered that the pats, whleh were supposed to weigh three pounds each, were not up to the standard, and further examina tion revealed a steady diminution in the daily provision. At last the baker lodged a formal complaint against the farmer, and the affair was brought be fore tbe local court "Have you any scales?" Inquired the magistrate. Yea, monsieur le juge," was the ready reply. "And have you any weights?" continued the judge. An answer this time in the negative was as promptly given. "But uow do you manage to weigh your butter?" asked the magis trate. Then the farmer related that ever siuce the baker had taken his butter he had returned the compliment by buying his bread. Tbe baker sup plied him with three-pound loaves, and he used them as weights for his butter. "It Is hla fault, not mine, if the weight Is not correct," added the farmer, who was speedily acquitted and left the court In triumph with an escort of friends and admirers. Since this trial the farmer is said to have been supplied with more than his due provision of bread, but be has taken good care not to fall into the opposite error, ana tbe baker has now his three-pound pats of butter full weight, but not an ounce mora SHE WAS A DAISY. And She Had Xerve Eeonarh te Paralyse the Draff Stor Clerk. "I want to nse your telephone," said a stylishly dressed woman, with a haughty air, entering a drug store. "Certainly, madame,"sald the clerk courteously. The woman called up another drug store three blocks away. "Is this lestle & Mortar's?" she said. "It Is? Well, this is Mrs. So- and-so of Twenty-slxt1 street You understand? V ., want you to send around, ,bt awuy, a bottle of that tooth p .. der I use. Do you hear me? And t 'o pounds of castlle soap. Got that down? And some soothing syrup for baby: yes, soothing syrup. And half a dozen two-grain quinine j pills--yes, quinine pills, I said. Are you deaf? And that's all I Send them around immediately don t for get nowl" And she hung up tbe receiver and started from the drug store which she bad been using as an ordering depot for a rival concern, without so much as "Thank you." At the door she stopped to say In withering tones to the clerk: "You ought to have that telephone Ixed. It works miserably." EIGHT MILLIONS COMING. That Amount of Gold Ordered for Ship ment to A merlon From London. Nkw Yobk, Aug. 2. Wall street was more cheerful to-day than for months past It was announced that $4,4.00, 000 gold had-been withdrawn f rdtn the Bank of England for shipment. VI that amount 8500,000 Is consigned to the First National bank of Chicago", J.100,000 to the Illinois Trust company of Chicago, $450,000 to the Lank of Nova Scotia of Chicago ana 23U,uuu to a Boston bank. It Is estimated that the total shipments from London and the continent for the week will reach $8,000,000. Fifty Thousand Idle to Colorado. Desveh, CoL. Aug. 3 State Labor Commissioner J. W. Brentlinger esti mates the number of unemployed per sons in Colorado to be fully 50,000. In March when he issued his annual re port he found 10,000 out of work. Since that time business in all lines has dropped off to a degree hitherto unknown in the history of the state. A little over 500 persons were lea yes terday at Camp Relief. The number Is gradually decreasing, 300 having been sent out during the day and night ' Revolution In Argentine Now, Buhnos Atres, Aug. 8. Radical forces concentrated around La Plata are preparing for an attack. Tha governor has 3,000 men and Is confi dent of his ability to hold his own. Several thousand colonists nave joinea the insurgents marching on Santa Fa Theradlcala have been victorious at lloaarlo. J mt Ira ntatchford Laid to Heat, Nxw Yontt, July 11 The body of Aaaoclate .1 unties Samuel 11 latch ford of the (Jutted Statea supreme court waa laW away in the family vault at Oreenwood cemetery at noon to-day. The pallbearer and relatives of the dewed came to Itrooklyn from New port on a special train last night waUar Trass Treeele settle, I'iokia. III. Julv 11 The announce ment may be expected at any moment th-t the trouble in the wniaay tnwt over the rebellion -tf Kainuel Woolaer haa Wen u'ttlrd and a truce declared. Negotlr lion to tbla end were under taken some days 4g and It U believed the directors have ratlBed the eUloa, MkMrr ! atheeta, MratneritMt, Ma, Jaly II The MUour Mete Huaday a hoot toavea tloa was railed to order this mora lag In Mone rharl, lrury eollege, with a lout belt the tlrli gale preaeat. the rati latin tint tatt to-niffht Tit Itev, J. P, I'niaMUia waieae4 the delegates MmmM, altera Com poser I've got a ) tags eoaf that's buuad to make a hit Manager Asy sen la It? "Nob st all" "Aay fun i r" "Net a bit" "Aay mui la Itr 'Not a aote." " Whoop) Wall take las J. W. HARTLEY, Stato Will supply you with the best barb relgbs less than one pound to the rod. rats 1 Butt (It Iba) ('Umax tobacco at Jflc 5 Iba Virginia Mail Vouch tobacco at tMc l'i lb Bum Palm Leaf plug at JThc 18 lb Hu't Horse Shoe plug at t! 9 lb Butt New Boy plug at 3uc SO lb Box ol Evaporated apple at ee These soaps are less than ever sold la this state. We sell Kendall & Smith's "Zr flour at 11.25 per 100 lbs. Our Gem at 1.25 per 100 lbs. Silver Leaf at 11.50 per 100 lbs., and the finest Patent at 11.00 per sack. Teas Uncolored Japan 25 centi per pound. Extra unoolored Japan 30 cents per pound. Finest imported 50 cents per pound. - ' Sugar at lowest market rates. A Tattooed Man.' Martin Relfferschlld, a fugitive from German justice, has kept tattooed on his body a record of his varied career as soldier, cabman, circus clown and Lothario. The warrant out for his ar rest describes this curious autobiog raphy thus: On the breast, "I cannot change my fate, 1885;" on the right forearm, woman's head, rifle, lance, sword, cannon, ball, and "Whoever loves must suffer, 1880;" on the right shoulder, cross, heart, anohor, clasped hands, and "Everlastingly faithful;" on left shoulder, clown on a ' chair, 1887; on the left forearm, "Long live the cabby," horse's head,whlp,clasped bands, "True love, 188a - Which Was the More Slnoere Monrnerf When a Philadelphia man waa killed by accident tbe other day two women appeared, each claiming to be his widow. After some consultation they came to an amicable agreement, whereby one took possession of the body of the dead and the other of his life insurance of $500. Persons fond of sociological studies can temporarily abandon such problems aa "The Lady or the Tiger?" while they decide which of the so-called widows was the mors sincere mourner. STRUNG TOGETHER. It is a fashion now to carry babies to the christening font In baskets. A Philadelphia publisher says he paid Mr. Blaiue the last money he re ceived for literary work. It was $5,000 for about 13,000 words In a work dealing with Columbus. , Cottage life in the Catskllls, is one of the most delightful and healthful ways if spending oue's summers, and hun dreds of p ople who a few years ago lived during the season in some mountain hotel now own cottagea These people are thoroughly Inde pendent, and know no rules but their own comfort Another man has jumped from the Brooklyn brldye. He took his mad leap at night, just outside the New York tower. He probably thought he was jumping into the water, but he fell too near the shore and landed on top of a pier shed. Of course be was killed. His object was plainly suicide, and not to gain the glory of Steve Br.odie. In his pocket was a coffin plate, that eilhufwife, or some woman he toyed. " W . --ii a. Tbe World's Fair. It Is not necessary to be an athlete n order to tee the world's fair to ad vantage. All these things an elevated electrlo railroad, a moving sidewalk, several hundred wheel chairs, a score of gon dolas and half a hundred electrlo launches have been provided for the numose of enabling visitors to get around the grounds without unduly exerting themselves. And there are hundreds of pleasant places oa the grounds wbere you can rest just as long as you please.1 The great fair is for all sorts of people; the needs of both the weak and the strong have been carefully considered. ' Ask Bonnell, at B. & M. depot: or Zlemer, corner O and Tenth streets. TOUR 0HA50E TO HELP. We know that there are several hun dred of our readers who would be glad to help in the work of re -organizing our company and putting Tne Aluakce- Indkpendent on a solid footing, but who do not feel able to put In as much as ten dollars. In order to give all such an opportunity to help, we run the following subscription blank. We want every sub-crlber who feels able to ad taixcm o dallar or mart to out out this blank fill li properly and send it to brother Wolfe, we also want trie nut wbo are willing to sacrifice a few hours time to cut out these blanks and do a Utile canvassing for us. Lspeclallvdo we want coavawers at every rally held on July 2Ui h. rrlenda, wilt you neip uar iouwui nevtr have abetter opportunity to show your patriotism and loyalty to the cause. These subscriptions are not for stock but simply pay la advance for the paper; , Subscription Blank J. V. WOLFE. Lincoln. Nebraska. Find enc'lo!.. ALLUNCK-Indepodcnt tent to the following MrftA sweoni Ing to tho amounta aot opjuwlte their name; this amount to b hvM by vuu till tho pruitoAvU rvoriranlxatlon of thd Alliance) Fub ii ii.-iV .t liaauig ka naa uwu uibqu. NAM tS. e-sj Agent wire made at I17S per 100 lbs. The Ell -iih-e loo bar U unary Star soap , 100 bars Home aoap. , IM bars While Linen aoap. KM bars Whit Spanish.. ., 1)0 bam silver Cioud , 80 lb Rice at ...noo ... tu .... sss ... SK ... 175 40 QUIET SMILES. Little Miss Freckles I made ugly faces at your stuck-up slater the other day, but I guess she didn't see me." Little Johnny Yes she did; but she , thought they was natural. "Did yon ever get back the umbrella . . you lent Robinson?" "Yea" "How?" "I borrowed it again." "From Robin son?' "No, from the man he lent It to." "What time was it," asked the jndga of the rural witness, "when the ', priaooer passed your house?" "Well, sir," said the witness, "ef I don't die remember, hit wur about watermillloa time." Fond Husband Sweetest, you are an angeL Pretty Wife I don't want ever to be an angeL Fond Husband Why? Pretty Wife-Because I have found that feathers are not becoming to me. . , "Tennis is a splendid game; doa't you think so, Miss Highflyer?" "Yes, indeed; my brother Tom, who is great on football, yon know, says tennis is simply immense for girls and duf fer." Husband, after a aharp quarrel You may buy the dreas if yon wish, but I shan't pay for it Wife Thea they'll sue you for the amount Hue ' band So much the better; In that case I'll pawn the piano for the money. f Karichen, in the garden Auntie, look out of the window a bit, will you? AuntWhat is it you wantf , Karichen Oh, auntie, just put your head out; here's Helnrich won't be lieve that you squint with both eye. Uncle George Going to graduate next month, eh? Well, I suppose you are just working yourself to death getting ready for the great occasion? Anabel Well, I should say aa It has been nothing but try on and try on from morning till night for tbe last two weeka A LEAP OP NATURAL HISTORY. A large number of seals are reported on the Columbian river bar in Oregon. A pear tree which is said to have been planted in 1630 still bears fruit on a farm near Danvers, Masa . It is reported that the eagles along the ooean coast of the state of Wash ington are being exterminated. Lilieayare. raised as a regular field cropjn4u Bermudaa In one of the largest fields tt lOOrpoetrmay be seea in bloom at the same time. Foxes have beoome so numerous la certain parts of the highlands of Scotland that they are looked upon as a serious danger to the grouse and ground gama A swarm of fleas has taken absolute possession 'of a farm house near Hinuleton, Pa., and driven the occu pants from their home. The house will probably be destroyed to get rid, of tbem. Recent catalogues show that en tomologists have found 883 species of spiders in the upper Cayuga lake basin, 370 in the District of Columbia and 340 in New England. Dr. George Marx haa compiled a list of S03 species which have been found in the polar regions of the globe. The rhododendron was recently voted to the dignity of being the state flow er of Washington state, and patriotic, residents of the towns are filling their gardens with the bushea The wild flower grows luxuriantly in many parts of the state, but there is a belief that It will not survive transplanting. The experiment is now sxt naively made and reeulU are anxiously looked lot. The Kentucky home at the fair coa Ulna one of the 10,000 rifles used by Daniel Boone, and one of the 30,000 bunting-knives he left Robert Buchanan saye et literature that It la one of the least eanobUag of the profeaatoas, aad that he haa "not net one Individual who has tot deteriorated morally by the pursuit el Uterarv fatna" , . . for whleh plea have Tim ioTornc AMOUNT. I- i f 8il for Aug t " Aejotraet to a" M ft" ve r turned a hair,