MUSIC OF THE PENCIL. Did you trer tit and listen At busy, thoughtful M bool. When the pencils click aod clatter As they cipher out by ruler Did you rvor think how often Little flnjrcr tired grow. Aa tbey wield the stubborn pencil In their efforts mora to know? Did you ever think how empty Is the more they seek to knew? How the phantom lingered near ua With its false, enchanting show f Did you ever think how littla Joy there is that's (rood aud true? How the heart a gla 1 in 018)11112 Knots that no one can undo? But there's music in the ppncil. And the world shall hear the strain, When these restless pencil holders Shall be active, iboutrhtful men. Washington Star. AN OLD MAID'S ADVICE. For two whole year CapU Jump ison had bee a the idol of the spinsters of Bun borough-by-tho-seu. Cheery, good-natured and good-looking, his private means were limited, it tbey existed at all aod his pay was insuf ficient to enable him 10 indulge any of those expensive tastes which lure young; men from the milder delights of tea and tennis. He neither hunted in winter nor pUyed polo in summer, and he was always ready to dance half the night at the lSunbcrough balla. lie really was a very nice mac indeed; every one agreed lha', be would make a very nice husband for any of the young I ad ion of Bunbor ough to whom he might Anally deter mine to offer hlmsolf; fnd for two years bo distributed his favors freely - but with almost absolute impartiality. Thero is safety in numbers, and the cowards know it" tald Miss Grayson of the Valley cottage to Maud Oakley, who had been unburd ening her soul to her. Miss Grayson was the kindest of elderly ladies where young people's lore affairs were concerned, and Maud Oakley had known her since she (Maud, not Miss Grayson) was a baby. Cowards" said Miss Grayson again under her breath ana Miss Oakley sniffed deprecatingly. She had been talking to Miss Grayson for an hour, and had told hor sympathetic listener a good deal that was in the language of the vulgar. stalo news" Miss Grayson was quite aware (all Hun borough might have told her) that Capt Jurapison had quite recently shown a distinct preference for the Oakley family, lie dined there whenever he was asked, and had won Gen. Oakley's confidence by delicate ly expressing unbounded belief in his stories not always an easy task; he had been most attentlvo to old Mrs. Oakley during upper time at several balls, and his visits to the house for ' o'clock tea had not been limited by Invitations issued to him or confined to those oc casions when General and Mrs. Oak ley were at home; but there were two Miss Oakleys, and to which of them Captain Jurapison intended his inten tions In t)A rlAvntnH uriid n. nnuaHAn which Bunborough-by-the-ea would have liked to have answered. It was not strange, however, that the public were puzzled when Maud Oakley had to confess to Miss Grayson that she had no very distinct idea whether her slater Geraldine or her self was preferred by the man to whom she had unreservedly lost her heart, though she admitted sho had her fears. GJKI "Geraldine has Dr. Coverdale." said Maud. She would be quite hap py with him." "Quite so." said Miss Grayson. "It never rain9 but it pouts." Maud wondered whether it had ever poured" with suitors in Miss Gray ton's young days, and said nothing. Can't we make Dr. Coverdnlo pro pose to her?" said Miss Grayson. "And Geraldine accept him?' ' added Maud uoubttully. Miss Grayson was t determined-looking old lady, but even she seomed to consider the pro ject impracticable. Did you ever try boohoo with any one?" said Miss Grayson. What!" said Maud. Boohoo. boohoo. boohco. " cried Miss Grayson excitedly; ami an ? elderly lady who had selected that ' precise moment to be announced by Miss Grayson's pretty little parlor maid very nearly turned and fled. She came ?.a, however, and her im pression that Miss Grayson hud gone demented was confirmed by the ap parently imbecile laughter with which her greeting was received, ft Maud rose to leave, and Miss Gray eon, who had recovered her presence of mind sufficiently to inquire after Her new visitor's husband (he had been dead seven years) accompanied her to the front door. "Don't yon understand, you silly child?" she said, kissing her affec tionately on the doorstep. "Cry. cry. cry your eyes out; not one of the wretches in a baker's dozen of them can stand tears." And the kind old lady returned to pacify a justly in dignant widow, while Miss Oakley walked home with a light breaking slowly in on her as she pondered the somewhat enigmatical advice she had received. Meanwhile Captain Jumpison was striding down the flinty road leading from the barracks to Bun borough as if he trod on air. He s arcely knew himself from uniform to his newest mufti; but between his beating heart and the tweed coat which formed its outermost oovering he eould feel the communication which had that after noon altered tbe course of his career forever. 'On her ma esty's service' it had arrived, and "on her ma esty's service" it informed him he was ex pected to proceed forthwith to a somewhat distant portion of her do minions, where in return for a salary exceeding his wildest dreams, he was to perform duties as to which he still felt vague. But they probably in ' eluded tbe dispensation of substantiel justice with lavish hand to sundry swarthy fellow subjects, and the in struction of the male portion of them la the use of obsolete weapons and the evolutions of an improved drill. The climate well, every rose has its thorn and Oovernmeot House" and bis society would reconcile Ger aldine Oakley to a bursting ther mometer and a diet of quinine. .he could have her sister stav. with her if she felt lonely; he wus quite food of Maud, though, of course she 'iid not care or him; did she not always re tire when be came to tea aod leave him alone with her elder sister, and always refuse to give him more than four dances in one evening? But Ger aldine was different. Dr. Coverdale would do very well for Maud when Geraldine was gone. There she was Maud, not Geraldine standing on the top step waiting for him as be al most ran up the garden walk. How do you do?" she said shyly, as she ushered him into the drawing room. "I will go and tell Geraldine you are here." He was delighted: could anything have been more thoughtful ? But odly enough she did not go. Mie sat down, on the contrary, and began fingering a -chair back' nervously. . "It Is a fine day." she said, and then stopped. Hang it" ho thought. "I meant to tell Geraldine the news first but there's no harm in beginning with her." 80 he began pulling out his official letter to show her. I have come. Miss Oakley, to tell you some news and ask you to con gratulate mo. What!" she exclaimed, "are you engaged to be mar " "On. no!" he answered "not ex actly that . is. not yet in fact, I mean not exactly." And he got very red, and so, curi ously enough, did she. She looked very pretty blushing and with her lower lip quivering a little. Geraldine was not to prettv as Maud, he ad mitted to himself as ho looked at her; but so much the better Geraldine would be all tbe less likely to flirt if, that is, there was any one at govern ment house to flirt with. No," he said. "It's the appoint ment I told you (or was it your sister?) my uncle was trying to get for me the vory thing 1 have been wanting." And he procoeded to paint the charms of the new career opening before him in. glowing colors. He said nothing about the Quinine. When he came to an end of all the details sho was sitting, with an ex pression of deep interest. looking at him, and be felt that hnd sho only boen Geraldine the very moment would have arrived that precise op portunity not always easy to obtain, particularly in a small villa. "And so." he said, feeling he must bring his tale to a conclusion and give her an excuse for going to fetch her sis ter, 'and so. Miss Oakley. I leave Bun borough very soon and have come to say good-by." "Good good boo-hoo." She did not hit the precise note which had startled Miss Grayson's visitor; but the elToct on him was evon more electrifying. My God!' ho murmured. Boo hoo. boo hoo o." And she buried her head in the sofa cush ions. iHfrhii s)For a minuto he said nothing; his first inarticulate entreaty to her died on his lips before her storm of grief, so he bit hts mustache in silence. Then tho front door slammed; Miss Geraldine Oakley was going out for a walk, totally unaware of his arrival. Could he stop ber? He could hardly open the window and shout He moved toward the drawing-room door, but he had to pass the sofa and as ho aid so the girl on it rose, and she. too, half dazed, was seeking a way of escape; and as their hands met on the door handle she sank sobbing into his arms. "Don't don't." she whispered, hardly articulately; but he was doing nothing from which he could desist for he could scarcely let hor drop on the floor. Good God." said Captain Jumpi son again; "will no one come?'' But the house was st It; and he reflected that perhaps It was as woll that no one should come In at that precise juncture at all events, not without warning; and so there was another pause, broken only by her sobs. He could see her sister through tho mus lin blinds; she was looking over the garden gate, talking to some one; would she change her mind and bring whoever it was in to tea? If she did, Maud would surely hear them enter ine and retreat But Geraldine stood talking at tho gate. Only the rector wore a high hat at Bunborough-by-the-Sea and Dr. Coverdale. "Clio!!" went the garden gate as Geraldine passed into the sunny road way. Boo-hoo!'' It was a very gentle one this time from somewhere near his watch'ocket CMckvent the garden gate, as it swung back on its hinges. And Captain Jumpison surrendered at discretion. St James Budget A Trifle Irre u ar. Judge Begad Prisoner at the bar, you are charged with pulling the plaintiff off the platform of a car and robbing him at the muzzle of your re volver. What have you to say for yourself? Prisoner. Oklahoma real estate agent Your honor. I happened to be at the depot when the tram came in and heard tbe plaintiff say he thought of invest ng his property in this vi cinity. You know the train only stops here three minutes and as I had no time in which to talk him into signing a chattel mortgage 1 1 was obliged to resort to the next best method. National Tribune. 4 f'trttdox. I have brought you here to the cemetery to show you a paradox. See that tombstone?" "I'm yes. It says 'Erected by her loving soa-in law.' " "Well, it stands upright and yet it lies on its face at the s&ms time." What's the matter with an interna tional tariff conference? Don't let any trifling thing hinder you from coming to the Grand Ilaod meeting. IP tbe money question la a fi t subject to submit to an international confer ence, why not the tariff question? THE ALLIANCE-lNDtPENBEXT will be represented at the Grand Island ! meeting. We hope to take a thousand ' subscriptions there. Funny, isn't it, how the Itotbschilds : always "happen" to be in America as I 'sight-seers" just at the time when some great financial questions is up for settlement. The State Journal ridicules the Kansas populists for dispensing with the inaugural ball. The ways of the plain common people are always offen sive to the snobbish aristocracy such as the Journal represents. The very men who shout most loudly: "America for Americans," are the fel lows who want to call in the monarch ies of Europe to decide what kind of money we shall have in the United States, acd how much of it. The Cedar Rapids Republican is one of tho ablest edited local' papers in Nebraska. It is not as its name indi cates a g. 0. p. ortran, but is fighting for real republicanism In the ranks of the reform press. The gold-bugs who are running the monetary conference do most of their work in secret. They belong to the class of which the bible says: "They love darkness rather than light bo cause their deeds are evil." At the same time that one of the Rothechilda is trying to dictate terms to the international monetary confer euoc, au ugent'of tbe great banking firm is in the United States trying to form a gigantic brewery trust with a capital of S'MO.OOO.OOO. A problem: John Sherman intro duced the silver purchase scheme into congress in 1890. Rothschild intro duced the Fame sort of a scheme into the monetary conference a few days ago. Did John learn the trick of Rothschild, or did he give the Jew a pointer? The Sherman silver law Is doomed. The first bill introduced in the senate after the assembling of congress was one by Senator Dave Hill for its repeal. Sherman's bill for the repeal of the act is already on the calendar. Tt looks as if there will be a scramble between the two old parties for the credit of repeal ing tho law. Al Bixby in the Journal of Decem ber 8, says: "Colonel Metcalfe, whese sparkling genius gives to the Wor'd Herald the only gems of literary lustre that make the paper worth taking out of the post-office, has moved with his family to Lincoln, and will rema in here during the winter. There are whole platoons of meaner men In this world than tho urbane colonel, but few who can meaner things when he has one of those spells."' Secretary of War, Steve Elkins, in his annual report recommends an ap propriation of one million dollars from the national treasury to arm the militia of the several states. He says the militia constitutes the "reserve force of our regular army." Ste ve and his plutocratic friends such as Andrew Carnegie, and Cal. Brice are anxious to have the militia well equipped for shooting down strikers, and quelling riots such as that at Homestead and in eastern Tennessee. The press dispatches report that Con gressman Otis of Kansas has introduced a bill for the Increase of the currency. It provides for the free coinage of silver, and an issue of paper money equal to half the value of all the real estate in the United States. We do not know whether this is a correct re port of the bill or not. If it is, Otis should have been left at home two years sooner than he was. The real estate of this country is worth at least thirty billions of dollars. If paper money equal to half that were issued we would have $230 per capita to say nothing of silver. Such wild schemes do nothing but injure our cause. At Jay Gould's funeral, they sang an anthem begining with: "Blessed ire the dead who die in the Lord." A more appropriate anthem for the occa sion would have been: "Go to now ye rich men, weep and howl for your miseries that thall come upon jou Your riches are corrupted and your garments moth-eaten. Your gold and your silver is cankered, and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh a? if it were fire. You have heaped treasure to gether for the last days. Ye have lived iu pleasure in the earth, and been wan ton; ye have nourished your hearts as in a day of slaughter, ye have con mned and killed the just." - SNOW A GOOD BREASTWORK, Properly Prepared It Caa tVtthttaad Amy Projectiles. Snow does not look or fe.il as if it wonld form a breatwork that would withstand cannon bills. Experiments have been made in Norway under government orders, and they have proved that snow can withstand the force of cainon balls. How some of our boys would have enjoyed making these breastworks. Firt, snowballs were rolled up and piled together, the spaces between be ing closely packed with snow, forming a perfectly solid wall twenty metres long, one-quarter high and three metres thick at the ground, this sloped to about two metres. The shots were fired from German guns, at a distance of fifty metres. The breast'.vorks, it was found, would not stand where less than three metres thick. Where the snow was free from ice fragments, the projectile 1 were found flattened on one side. Water was poured over the breastworks, au.l the next day was frjzja solidly. Freezing- m l ie tuesnow parous. The final conclusion waith:tt if Ihs breast works were not sloping, but a uniform wall of two and one-half matres thickness, snaw breastworks will defy any projectile thrown at any distance Tourists Trips. Round trips to to the Pacific Coast. Short trips to the Mountain Resorts of Colorado The Great Salt Lake. Yellowstone National Park the most wonderful spot on this continent. Puget Sound, the Mediterranean of the Pacific coast. And all reached via the Unim Pacific System. For detailed information call on or address, J T. Mastin, C. T. A., 1044 O St., C. B. SLOSSON, Gen. Agt.. Lincoln, Nek Low Rates for Nebraska State Teach ers Association. The Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific Railway will sell Tickets to Lincoln at low rates on certificate plan. Ask your Ticket Agent for particulars. J no. Sebastian. G. T. & P. A. Chicago, U. S. A. tnUeQUMKTH) WITH THI GEOMWHY OPTHIiOOUHTiffS-CWlW WIOH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM tk STUDY OF THIS HA? 0F Cbicap, Rrat lslaM"&' Pacific Rj,; Tbe Direct Route to and team CHICAGO, BOCK ISLAND, DAVENPOBT, DES MOINES, COUNCII. BLUFFS. OMAHA. LINCOLN, WATEBTOWN,1 8I00X FALLS, MINNEAPOLIS, ST. PAUL, ST. JOSEPH, ATCHISON, LEAVENWORTH. KANSAS CITY. TOPEKA, DENVER, COLORADO SPRINGS, and PUEBLO. Free Reclining Chair Care to anil from CHICAGO, CALDWELL, HUTCHINSON and DODGE CITY, and Palace Sleeping Caa between CHICAGO. WICHITA and HUTCHINSON. SOLID VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS of Through Coaches, Bleepera, Free Reclining Chair Can and Dining Can dally between CHICAGO. DES Choice of Routes to ftnd from Salt Lake, Portland, Los AnfreiMmnasan Francisco, loe Direct t,in to am jiuua m. lac a J. lunuuuu, 7mue11 VI iu VWUB, 119 Sanitariums, and Scenic Grandeurs of Colorado, Via The Albert Lea Route, Fast Eznraaa Trains dally between Chlcam mi. Minneapolis and St. Paul, with THROUGH Reellnlns Chair Cars FREE, to and from those points and Kan sas City. Through Chair Car and Sleeper between Peoria, Spirit Lake and Sioaz Falls via Rock Island. The Favorite Line to WateVown, Sioux Falls, the Summer Resorts and Hunting and Fishing Grounds of ine fttorraweex. For Tickets. Mans. Folders, or desired Information apply to any Coupon Ticket Office, or address E. ST. JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN, Ocal Manager, Gen'l Tkt. A Pass. Agt, CEICAOO. H.L. 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Whilst you are looking around for the cheapest market in which to buy your goods, and thus economis ing In that way, It will certainly pay you to give some attention to the beet jnfljnost profit- ALLIANCES, CLUBS, and all erganlz&tions who desire to ship their produce direct te inismaraec 11 requested, we wm send you rree or ebarge our dally mark of report, ship ping directions and such information as will be of service to you, if yeu eetgemplate ship ping. When so requested proceeds for shipmen ts will be deposited to the cr&itof tbe ship per with any wholesale bouse la Chicago. Summers Morrison & Co, COMMISSION MERCHANTS, 174 Reference: Metropolitan National ALLEN ROOT, Stock Agent, Nebraska State Farmers' Alliance. Oflicc and Financial SHIP YOUR ALLEN ROOT LIYE SfOCK COMMISSION MERCHANTS, South Omaha, Neb., Room 34 Exchange Building. Before Tou Ship Send for the Market. 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