THE ALLIANOB-INDBPENDENT.
be fitted to do the work which a uias
cannot possibly do, and may help the
world along in a way that is parallel,
not identical, with his. Mrs. G. Vap
Rensselaer in the Forum.
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Who Gets Left?
There Is a man in our town -Who
think he's awful wise;
Who often tries to get free puffs,
But does not advertise.
He often boasts how much does, .
And tries to get the crcc
But advertisers ''scoop" t ise
And ho finds he's "not
Why should he get who es?
A "'sponger" on a pa
An ioicle, a beggar man,
A blind, dull, selfish creature?
Newspapers lead and boom the town,
They help live men to win;
They have no time and space for those
Who don't put up the tin.
Woman's Fortitude In Bearing Tain.
Here a. some interesting data con
cerning tl comparative fortitude in
bearing pain between women and men
which decidedly oppose Trof. Lom
broso's theory that women suffer less
pain than men because of their less
sensitive organization. Dr. Charles L.
Dana asserts that women suffer much
more then men. 4,For forty years of
life, person for person, the woman suf
fers three times as much as the man.
Measure it by pints, quarts, or yards
the proportion will be the same three
to one." Dr. Seneca M. Powell claims
that the difference in the matter of
bearing pain between the sexes is not
the result, of physiological differences,
but of difference in training. "Pain is
woman's heritage. She must suffer all
her life. She learns that as soon as
she learns what it is to be a woman.
The tradition passes from mother to
daughter that they must bear it and
not make a fuss about it. They learn
to consider pain as a thing that isn't of
much consequence anyway and isn't
worth speaking about." Dr. Grace
Peekham says that the reason why
women bear pain better than men is
because their nerve fiber gets used to
being beaten by throbs of pain, so that
they cease to notice it, as one grows
accustomed to an annoying noise which,
if constantly repeated, finally ceases to
produce an impression upon the audi
tory nerve.
Parallel, Not Identical.
It is the narrow superficial education
nf women which leads them to main
tain that there is "no difference" be
tween themselves and men, or that
men's normal opportunities are loftier
than their own. and which consequen
tly makes them envy men and desire
to step into their places. The really
educated woman, the one whose mind
reallv knows and thinks, can compre
liPTid better than anv one else the true
meaning and glory of womanhood, the
true importance of its peculiar re-
snonsibihties. the true value and
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charm of its peculiar privilieges.
for she alone is able to attest
and appraise these things, and, more
over, she has learned that the growth
of civilization implies a progressive
cnpcializaton of capabilities and efforts,
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and that the advancement of women
lias meant a steady departure from tha
primitive, barbaric state where men
inH women were not more widely dif
The Beauty of Girlhood.
IIow often does the woman who has
eft her teens behind her long for those
days when there was a crispness and a
novelty in the every day affairs of life
that seora now so prosaic, so dull and
so utterly unlike the self-same items of
that past that never can come again.
Men may rave over the maturer
charms of a woman of 30, but the
woman herself would gladly do away
with the praise, which to her ears al
ways sounds a bit apologetic, and go
back to those days when by right of
ler own abundant, glowing, happy
youth she reigned a queen in her own
ittle realm.
Life looks so entirely different
through the eyes of girlhood. There
is no serious side to it It is all hope,
unshadowed by doubt or painful ex
perience of earth. The sunshine of
earth is brighter, the clouds fewer and
smaller and the heart beats faster in
those lovely first days of actual living
before the woman is born and the girl
learns that life is not all gladnesa
Female Inconsistency.
"Woman is a curious creature," re
marked bachelor John II. Haskell at
the Lindell yesterday. "Just now she
is horrified at the suggestion of a dress
reformer that skirts be chopped off
above the ankles It is sd immodest,
you know. Yet the average young
ladv will appear in amateur theatri
cals in skirts that scarcely fall below
the knee or parade the sands at a popu
lar bathing resort in a costume that
would make a ballet-dancer breathe
hard. A young lady will almost faint
with mortification if, by chance, her
shouldeis are exposed; yet an evening
dress that discloses half her bust and
back is worn with perfect sapg-froid
Circumstances alter cases in a very
peculiar and illogical manner where
the fair sex is concerned. Globe-Democrat.
Sick Room "Don'tg."
Don't tiptoe. A tiptoe will some
times cause more disturbance than a
carefully, squarcly-placed footfall.
Don't tiptoe.
Don't whisper. A whisper will
often wake a light sleeper when an
ordinary voice would not. Don t whis-
Per- ...
Don't sniff or sigh. Sniffs and signs
may better be indulged in in the open
air where a gust of wind can blow them
awav. Don't sniff or sigh.
Don't handle rattling papers, 'llie
folding and unfolding of papers that
"rattle" is well calculated to "rattle
invalids, to say nothing of those who
are stroncr and well. Don't "rattle.'
Don't shout, or allow the voice to be
keyed on a hizh note. ' Shouting may
be a necessity in connection with tne
treatment of "beasts of burden," but
should be counted a luxury for indul
gence indoors only when conversing
with those who are "deaf as a post.
Don't shout.
Women and Billiard.
One of the many things the smart
woman knows how to do, and to do
woll. is to handle the billiard cue. No
other game rresents so favorable op
portunity for the display of a graceful
figure and a pretty hand, and as sac
cess in playing depends upon delicacy
of touch, rapidity of judgment and
quickness of perception, a girl
with a little practice . plays
an excellent game. Corsets ana
billiard cues are ami must of necessity
be in a perpetual state of divorce, and
the girl that tries to play m a ttght
boned waisVill never win the game
from her b wit.KOthcr. A loose, bright
Steel Harvesters and Mowers.
Whan D. M. Osborne built the first all stoel Harvester and Binder In 1885 It
marked a new departure that left all our competitors far in the rear. They have
all complimented us by imitation.
The New Oiborne placed upon the market this year is also a long strido ia
advance that places us at the head and proclaims us tho leaders in all that per-
ains to culling uu miiuiug giaiu.
THE NEW OSBORNE
IS THE
Lightest Strongest and Simplest Machine Made.
WHY?
BECAUSE its frame is all made of angle steclland put together with steel
bolts. No round or square iron pipe about it.
BECAUSE it has the steepest deck, thus insuring a quick delivery to the
packers, and avoiding all trouble from packing and choking.
15KUAUSK it has the widest drive wheel, being over 1U inches on the lace,
thus avoiding all danger of sliding in dry or sinking iu wet weather.
BK JAUSK you don t have to elevate the gram so high.
BECAUSE all its parts are steel aud malleable iron, thus insuring four times
the strength at half the weight of cast iron.
BECAUSE its chain drive, front cut and straight pitman apply their power
direct. No lost motion
BECAUSE, it is the easiest adjusted, easiest handled, and best built machlue
on earth. Don't buy a machine until you have se?n the New Oiborne. Two
horses can handle it. Its use on a farm is proof of an intelligent farmer.
Osborne N?4.
No.
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MOWER
The Number Four Mowers; 4, 5 and G fet cut stands at the head of the list.
Ask any one of its hundred thousand users and the same reply will be made. "It
is good enough for m? "
AN ALL STEEL HAKE can only be bought of an Osborne agent. Farmers,
the best is none too good for you.
WE ARE NOW lighting the Harrow trust on your behalf.
BINDING TWINE. We offer you all the best grades of Binding Twine at
fair prices, and are not in any way interested in tho great Twine Monopoly that
is trving to squeeze the last cent from the already overburdened farmer.
For terms, prices, etc., address
CKO. YULE, Lincoln, Neb.
Tl J. ROJSS, Omiha, Neb.
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ferentiated than are male and female
onimnla of to day. If she claims a
silk wa. down tightly girdled, is an
