THE ALLIANCE-INDEPENDENT. tno give you a few hints as to your 1 i mo M5n treatment of him: 5i 7 I;irst of all, my dear, don't let him get an idea that your one object in life D. I MM is to gt all you cfln out of him. "Laugh a' Little Kit." Here's a motto, just your fit: "L.rJgh a little bit." When you think you're troublo-hit, "Laugh a little Lit.'.' . Look Misfortune in the face, Brave tho beldam's rude grimace; Ten to one 't will yield its place If you have the frrlt and wit Just to laugh a liltlo tit. Keep your f.icc with sunshine lit; "Largo, a litllo bit Gloomy BltaVuvs oT will flit If you have V o it and grit Just to laugh ;v little bit. Cherish this as sacred writ: "Lauch a little bit." Keep it with you, sample it; "Laugh a little bit." Little ills will sure betide you, Fortune may not sit beside you Menmay m6ck and Fame deride you, But you'll mind them not a whit If you laugh a little bit The Woman's Dormitory Association of the Columblun Exposition. The members of Board of Lady Managers residing in Chicago, having undertaken to construct several dormi tories for the accommodation of indus trial women, and wage-earners visiting the w6rld's fair, feel that the widest publicity must at once be given to the project, that such persons may be able to avail themselves of the benefits pro posed. Its capital stock is now 9150,000. Each share is $10 and entitles the holder to lodging at 40c a day for twenty-fivo days at dormitory of the association, provided suitable notice has been given of the lime when joins are desired, and it will be received for its face value in payment of bills in curred forsuch lodging. The shares are mado transferable so that the holder need not stay tho full twenty-five days, but can transfer the unused stock to another, or by mutual agreement, two persons can use the one share at the same time for half the twenty -five days. In other words, a paid up share is equivalent to a pre paid roora or lodging this does not include board. It is contemplated that soveral thou sand women wiH be housed every day of the exposition in these dormitories, and anyone who stops to think, must see that some definite arrangement be forehand is necessary in order to secure to the stockholders the rooms required, hence the rule which has been made that alljmrchasers shall indicate, when sending: for stock, the month in which tho rooms will be required. Non-holders of stock will' be furnished lodging whenever vacancies exist, but the man agement cannot guarantee the same at the rate which holders of stock will pay, namely 40 cents per day. Tho natural anxiety and dread of venturing upon a trip to a city where all are strangers, not even knowing where to look for a roof to coyer ones head, the fear of extor tionate charges, or danger of not se curing safe and respectable quarters, all these hindrances to the greatest in dustrial exposition that the world has ever seen, will be clminated by the thoughtful consideration of these Chi cago women who give their time and energies gratuitously to this work. Don't let him believe that you think so lightly of yourself that whenever he has an idle moment -he can fine you ready and willing to listen to him. Don't let him think that you arc go ing to the dance or tho frolic with him; you are going with your brother, or else you are going to make up a party which will all go together. Don't let him spend his money on you; when he goes away he may bring you a box of sweets, a book, or some music; but don't make him feel that you expect anything but courteous at tention. Don't let him call you by your first nuiro, at least not till you are engaged to him, and then only when you are by yourselves. iJ Don't let him put his arm around you and kiss you; when he put the pretty ring on your finger that meant that you were to be his wifo soon, ho gained a few rights, but not the one of indiscriminate caressing. When he placed it there ho was right to put a kiss on your lips it was tho seal of your love; but if you give your kisses too freely they will prove of little value. Steel Harvesters and . When D. M. Osborne built the first all steel Harvester nnri ltinw tn ma u - - - - - - - iu iirau it marked a new departure that left all our competitors far in tho roar. Thoy have The New Osborne olaced unon tho market thin vnnr fa iln a inm of i- advance that places us at tho head and proclaims us tho leaders in all that per tains to cutting and binding grain. THE MEW OSBOTMVm IS THE Lightest Strongest and Simplest Machine Made. How to Treat a Sweetheart. From an old New England scrap book: When he comes to see yeu let How to Use Old Kid Gloves. By no means throw away old kid gloves. Cut off the hands, and save the long Sucae arms of your soiled, worn ball gloves. Use tho for polish ing silver mirrors, cut:glass and jew els, bew two of the long pieces into irregularly shaped bags for carrying tho pieces of silver toilet set when traveling. It preserves the silver from scratching and tarnishing. Out of old tan or gray gloves you can- make charmine bags for carrying your opera glasses in. Cut the kid in the same pattern as is used for these silk and velvet bags, line, it with China silk. and traco in water coloi's or silk vyour initials on the outside. Knvtiiig for Girls. If I knew a girl who was dull, hi ivy footed and heavier thoughted, with a blotched and muddy colored skin, who semetimes thought she wanted to bo as well as another girl, but did not do anything to reach it, nor knew how, 1 should put her in a row boat in a shal low pond, place the oars in her hands and tell her to take care of herself, writes Ellen Le Garde in a practical article on this healthful exercise in the July Ladies' Home Journal. Unkind? I think not. I should have a long rope, you know, attached to the boat, one end in my hand. This position might frighten her a little at first but the natural instinct to help herself would come to her aid, and then, too, rowing is not difficult to t n j i a learn. o most girls it comes as naturally as walking. They creep along the water, not far off shore, first with one oar, then trying two, keep ing stroke for stroke, up and down. "catching crabs" occasionally, old Nep's protest at being conquered by such a courageous piece of prettiness, and in the three or four attempts may be the delightful sport is theirs. So this girl with the torpid liver and the lethargic feeling,must be the gainer, for she has to think faster, she must move and breathe quicker in that uni son of time kept by her fast impelled oar3. How can such a cirl Jons' re main ill or stupid? If a person weighs himself at bed time, and again in tho morning on rising, he will find that he has lost half a pound in weight, What has be come of the half pound? It has gone off from his body and been distributed through the bed-clothing and the air of the room. Burn an ounce of old woolen rags, the air becomes so im pregnated with the smoke that it is scarcely endurable. wmm l.TfcilkE. .i ' IJ'iriW!lM)F I H'iIi.W if il'.'Ui'l. i Hi ii V-'i. "Ml " ,, ' J,: lf .11 WHY? RF.nATTSTE Ha fromo a oil maAn n, . 1 .. .. ... u m xf ua,uui nugiu Biueijauii put logetncr with steel bolts. No round or square iron pipe about it. BECAUSE it has the steepest deck, thai insuring a quick delivery to the packers, and avoiding all trouble from packing and choking BECAUSE it has tho widest drivA whrtnl hninar mron 1 0 tnnt.no L- thus avoiding all danger of sliding in dry or sinking in wet weathar. BECAUSE you don't have to elevate the grain so high. BECAUSE u JSP18. aLre sJeel and malleable iron, thus insuring four times the strength at half tho weight of cast iron. V"""" dlreSf yfcStmouSS CUt Md P'ltmU apply th3ir pov ' BECAUSE, it is tho easiest adjusted, easiest handled, and ht hnilt m'M,. on earth. Don't buv a machine until horses can handle it. Its use on a farm i3 proof of an intelligent farmer. 1 fjjjl rr- yr ,,..- . I Osborne N4. WER No. 4 MO The Number Four Mower?; 4J, 5 and 6 feet cut stands at the head of the list. ask any one ot lis nunured thousand users and tha imi rnnlv will Ua mo Tf f , t r w .j i w uitmu. xi is guou tuougn ior m . AN ALL STEEL RAKE can onlv he hmiorht. nf n OcKAmo o rronf . I'moM 41,., l.i : l r' - , iuu uuai xs uuuv tuu gjuu iui you. ; WE ARE NOW fighting tho Harrow trust on your behalf. -BINDING TWINE. Wo offer von nil ih w fair Duces, and are not in anv wiv interpstrd in tho rraf Tmino is tr; ing to squeezo the last cent from the already overburdened farmer. 1 or terms, prices, etc., address CEO. YULE, Lincoln, Neb. T. J. ROSS, Omiha, Neb. D. M. OSBORNE CO., Chicago, Illinois