I THE ARIZONA KICKEK EDITORIAL ETCHINGS FROM THE PEN OF THE GREATEST MODERN EDITOR. X Theatrical Company Gently Reproved. Tha Last Besting I'lae. of "Xarada Ned" Pointed Out to Oil Brother. ' When Is TIctor Hugo SeottT Copyright, 1J, by Chutlwi B, Lewis. IT'S Kb L'SE. A theatrical com nan v. traveling under the title of "The Madison Square Lncle Tom's Cabin company," opened here Friday evening to a crowded house. As the play pulled along; it was discovered mat there was no Uncle Tom. no dogs noLegree. Five poor actors were trying to carry all the parts, and the only scenery used was a representation of noman ruins, 'ine largreand critical an dience sat still until the middle of the second act. and then made a rush. The Roman ruins were ruined forever, and the actors got such a bouncing about that two 01 them are still hiding iu the underbrush along the river. This is another proof that this town can't be longer imposed on in theatrical matters. We want as good as they have in New York or nothing. There must be nothing left out. If there are ten parts we want to see ten actors walking around the stage. If there's a mule in the play then show him up, and he's got to be alive and kick ing. We are an up and up people. We pay cash and want the value of it. We appre ciate a good thing, and have uo use for sec ond class material. Gone Home. As will be seen by an obitu ary notice published eisewhere in this issue, Major Dayton, one of our old pioneers, has passed from earth away. Whisky killed him, though you would never suspect it from reading the obituary. lie played a square game of poker, but as an offset was quarrelsome, intemperate and given to promiscuous shooting. We can't say that we mourn his demise, or that he will gain anything by the change to another climate. He was the first man in this town to shoot us, and was about the only one we ever fired ai who didn't drop when the gun went off. Only two days before he was taken sick he sent us word that he was camped on our trail and would split our other ear with a bullet. la the midst of life we are in death. An Unexpected Pleasure. Monday morning we received a call from Henry M. Jackson, Esq., of Leavenworth, Kan., who desired to insert an ad. in The Kicker asking for information about his brother Tom, who was known to be in the town a year ago. In the course of our conversa tion it came out that his brother was oth erwise known as "Nevada Ned," and we HIS LAST RESTING PLACE. were able to furnish information at once. We killed the man on Apache avenue on the 3d day of last September, and his grave is marked "No. 9" in our cemetery. "Ne vada Ned" was out for game that day, but we did not draw on him until he had fired twice. We took Mr. Jackson out to view his brother's last resting place, and also showed him the bills to prove that we gave the departed a forty-two dollar fu neral. He expressed his gratitude in the strongest language, and subscribed to THE Kicker and paid a year in advance. Mr. Jackson goes from here to Tucson, and we cordially recommend him to the people of that town as a thorough gentleman. He offered to refund us the forty-two dollars, but we couldn't accept; t. We make it a rule to pay all funeral i xpenses out of our own pocket. We Shall of Course. Our contempo rary is out with the suggestion that the coming Fourth of July be celebrated in old fashioned style, and wants to know if the governor can't be induced to come here and deliver the oration. We don't think he can. We think he has more sense than to entertain such a thought. If there is any celebration we shall, as mayor of the town, be in it. We shall lead it. We shall deliver the oration, lead the proces sion, and probably boss the fireworks in the evening. There is no salary attached to our office. We were elected for the honor there is in it, and propose to squeeze the old machine perfectly dry. There may be some mayors in this territory who are satisfied with the title, but we want every thing connected with it. If our esteemed contemporary circulation 400 wants to be the means of getting somebSuy shot, let him encourage his idea as set forth above. Can't Remember. We have received a letter from Philadelphia asking us if a young man named Victor Hugo Scott has applied at The Kicker office during the last year for a situation on the editoral staff. We can't remember, as the aprTHcauts number half a dozen per week. We have a dim sort of recollection that such a per son did call, fiowever,,and that three days later he went over to Clinch Valley and the boys took him for a horse thief and laid him away. We will look over our files as soon as we get time and see how it was. Probably half the newspaper men who coine this way get planted sooner or later, and it is almost impassible for us to re member names and dates and where they lie sleeping. I ABRAM JEDFOOT. Columbus Wasn't Such a Great Man After All. "I hain't no hand to praise myself, as yo' all know," observed Abraiu as he tilted his chair back against a sugar barrel in Dan Skinner's grocery and looked around over the usual assemblage. "I say I hain't no hand to praise myself, but I do consider to believe that If Christopher Columbus was a-livin today it would be about which and tother betwixt us. I've got jest the same sort o' sneakin ambishun to do suuthin that he had, and I'd make jpst as big a suc jcess of it, only dod rot my hide! I'm jest tied right up here a-raisin of razor backed hogs and a-lendiu money to niggers at 40 per cent, a year! I orter hev 50, and mebbe a leetle inore'u that, but they've klun gone and passed a law to make a limit onsich of us as hev any milk of human kindness in our hearts. Who's got any terbackerf,r Uncle Si Johnson passed over his plug, ind after wiping it off on his leg Abrar.i' bit out a liberal hunk and continued: "Columbus was given to meditation a good deaL That's me to a dot. He was allers purty haj-d up fur ready cash. I also toiler him in that. I can't find out that he knew anything about hogs, and I reckon that I beat him tharl It took him more'n five years to figger ojit thitt thar was a heap of land lying around loose on 'tother side of the ocean, while I believe I could hev done it in one. I reckon he's ahead in some things, while I am in ot hers, and so it's about nip and tuck betwixt us. He got all ready and sailed away. I'd have done jest that same thing. He kept sailin till his men got skeered and demanded that he DutbacJi. Nuthin so very peart about that. He Anally ru the land. He had to n it. It u right thar to t rit I d hev done the mine thing with both eyes abet. Bill Skinner, how' that snake bit gal o" yours a initio " "She's a gittin tolerably, thank yo',M re plied Bill "Glad to hear it Reckon It 'a jrwiue to be a powerful y'ar fur snakes. Wall, Co lumbus he diskivered America. Why not? How could he help it? She was right thar belo' him, all spread oat like a bed quilt, and he had to do it. S'pesen he'd biu asked to walk three mile, through a swamp, as I was, to find old man Harker'i dead body a-swingin to a limb, as I did could he 'a' done it? Not by a doggone sight! He'd 'a' lost his beanns In five uiinit. I never could a-bear the fuss they makeover him. 'Tain't nateraL 'Taiu't doin right by the rest of us. Kurnel White, souiulody was a-sayin as how you'd lost a mewl by sickness." The "kurnel" admitted the truth of the report, and. for the next fifteen minutes Abram talked mules. Then the late owner of the dead mule had to go, and Mr. Jed foot resumed: "Colunibussloshed around fur awhile and then returned to Spain to tell of his dis kiveries. He was boosted right into popu larity to ouce. The consarned critters yelled aud hooted and cheered till they made him think he was bigger'n a guv'nor. He hadn't done nuthin, as I said befo', and he knew he hadn't, but he let fem holler and pile on the praise and never said a word. I reckon I.'d 'a' done the sanio. COLUMBUS WAS NOWHERE. though 'twould hev bin hard on my con science. They've got him in history and the skule books, and every now and then yo' hear what a great man he was. Don't yo' all believe it! Jest give any of us half the show he had and see what we would do! We're ambishus and willin, but we doan' git no show. Too much doggone jealousy around, yo' see. One critter is too tarnally afraid another critter will make a reputashun and git to be county clerk or sunthin. Major Duvis, is that a nigger look in into the doab f 'Yes." 'Reckon he wants me. Reckon it's some nigger who wants five dollars and hain't willin to give over 40 per cent, interest. I hain't given to self praise, as I said befo', but put that same Christopher Columbu3 down in these yere parts today and what sort of a success would he make of it? Why, dod rot my hind buttons if he wouldn't be puttin a chattel mortgage on his only mewl in less'n fo' weeks! Yes, sah yes, sah, and yo' all know I hain't a bit jealous when I say it." CARL DUNDER. Our Friend Tells the Sergeant How He Caught On. Well, I hope you haven't been swindled again," remarked the fat police sergeant as Carl Dunder entered the station house the other afternoon. "Sergeant, vhas dere some hayseeds on my coat collar?" queried Mr. Dunder in a lively way. "Schwindled! I guess not! If somebody tooks me for a spring shicken he vhas left." "Then you begin to catch on to the cus toms of the country, do you?" "I do. I vhas awfully discouraged der last time I vhas here, but now I vhas all right. Nopody can fool me again. Shust gaze on dot!" He' pulled out a gold watch and chain and handed them over with a broad grin on his face. Well?" queried the sergeant as he briefly examined them and sighed heavily. I! our days ago," said Mr. Duuder, "I goes down to Toledo to see my brudder-in-law. On der train a young man comes to me und says vhas I Carl Dunder? I vhas. "70U VHAS SIIEALOCS!" Dot pleases him, because be reads of me m der papers, und he knows how bigdiearted I vhas. He likes to raise money to buy some grave stones for his dear mother, und he vhill sell me dot watch forfJOO." "Great Scots! but you didn't pay him no such price?" "Sergeant, do you see some green grass in my eye?'' chuckled Mr. Dunder. "I may be a leedle slow, but I vhas no corn field. I say to dot young man dot I doan' care if he has lost six mothers. I vhill gif him seventy-live dollars und not one cent more. He feels mighty bad, but he is obliged to sell it to me. How vhas dot, sergeanta 300 watch for seventy-five dol lars! Don't catch on, eh?" The sergeant looked very serious and did not reply, and Mr. Dunder continued: "A stranger comes in my place der odder day und says his wie und shildren vhas a ; burned oop in a fire in Buffalo. He wauls to go oudt by der first train, und it vhill be a great favor to him if I cash a check for thirty dollars." "But you didn't do it?" "Sergeant, do I look Ifke some catnip?" demanded Mr. Dunder, as he stepped back and straightened up. "I feels sorry for dot man, of course, but I shust tell him dot igif him fifteeen dollars und no more. If he doan' like dot he can go avhay. He takes me oop. Here vhas der check. I saves shust fifteen dollars on dot deal." The sergeant looked at the check, which was signed "John Smith," and in a sor rowful voice he asked Sir. Dunder if he had anything else to relate. "Vhell, I do a leedle peesness yesterday dot I like to shpeak aboudt. A man comes in my place und says vhas I Carl Dunder? I vhas. All right. He like to see roe quicker dan der resident. He reads of me in der papers, und he knows I vlwis a sharp, shrewd man. He likes me to go into peesness mit him." "What so' t of business?" "Vhell, it vhas a new kind of fly screen. It vhas a fly screen mit a hole in der center aboudt ash big as a dollar. He vhas der inventor. Nopody ever invents dot idea before, und he sells me a half interest for foefty dollar. It vhas worth one tousand, but he likes my najjie for influence, see?" "What is the hole left for?" "Vhell, some flies go in by der door, may be, und dot vhas tn Int. him gooudt by der window. IM Tbaa a sl Idea, hr 1 do- dot barraiu at fwfty dollar, und I 1 lief I make ten touwml What vhas tier matter, st-rgi-autr Why you look at ue Ilk dot?" i'he serveant han,l.t him u-.t.t. check, and taking him by the arm led Lira m me uoor ami put rum out and said: 'Mr. Dunder, 1 am sorry for you. You re too innocent for this world. Uoodbv!" Mr. Dunder turned at the curbstone and stood and looked lorn? at tlm door. By and by a srUle crept over his emu wens up a loot higher, aud ue caiieu out as ue walked stiffly away: It vhas all right, sergeaut! I see how she vhas. ou vhas shealousof me dot I don't ifet shwiudled soma mur nn.l der cows don't take me for some grass any longer: ua! 1 vhas on to you like a big house, und I ilone jmk mit rw, r.wM : i buy an electric clothesline fur ten dollar UDd save all der rubbing und half der Square with the Church. There were two colored men talking in loud tones at the othej end of the railway platform, and I walked down to hear what the row was about. One of them was a deacon in the colored Methodist church ia town and the other a drayman. As I drew near, the deacou was flourishing a paper in his hand and saying: "Dar's de Aggers right dar! Yo' owes de church 'ziictly fo'teen hundred dollars pew rent, an I'ze bin sent to cu kIiuI jo's gwine ter do 'bout it." "Fo'teen hundred dollars, ehf" queried the drayman. "Yes, sah! Dar'a de Aggers, all figgered up by a white man. Yo' hain't dun paid no rent in all yo' bo'n days. Does yo' dis pute dem figgers?" "N-no, I reckeu not." "An is yo' gwine ter settle?" "Fur how much?" "Fur how much! Why, sah, de commit tee dun sot upon yo' last night 'till leben o'clock, an it finally dun concluded not to settle dis case short o' two hull dollars!" "I reckon I'll dun pay it," suid the dray man as he pulled out the money. "Dat's right, sah dat's right. Dat poves yo' was an honest, upright man. Yo' is now all squar' wid de church, iui if yo' want to git up inn front pew an do shoutin nobody ha'n't gwine to pint at yo' an sav de Lawd had deru fo'teen hundred dollars all charged up agin yo' on de gate posts o' neaben." M. Quad. Eiibny lieu His Order. Wife What's that white stuff on your shoulder? Husband Chalk from a billiard cue, you know. Y ife (sniffing) Hereafter I wish you to use chalk that doesn't smell like toilet powder. New York Weekly. Generous. Clara Maud was awfully rude to Count Spagheti last night. Ethel What did she do? Clara He told her that he would kill himself if she refused him, and she offered to lend him the money to buy a revolver with. Harper's Bazar. A Chilly rart. "Don't vou think Van Ham is an awfully chilly sort of a fellow?" "Yes; he used to play ine ice in uuciu Tom's Cabin.' " ChicagoJTimes. A Wurnlnz Note. The Ailiauce is becoming too con servative. A ereat many good and true Allianco mon seen) not to realize that, thoy are engaifod in a struggle that means life or Ua:h to them or their children. If the present de termination of the leaders of both parties to ignore the financial question and defeat the free coinage of silver is persisted in und is successful, the con trol of the currency will remain in the hands of the national banking associ ation and the money power behind the throne, and in less than two years the real estate of this country will be owned by aiien syndicates and the 31, OOt) ruiiiiuF.aires of America. The principles involved in (ho sub-treas ury mu, tuat the government must furnish nKmey direct to the people without the intervention of the banks or any other agency, is the vital prin ciple of the struggle. If we yield that point we give up all and surrend er all hope for the future Free coin age of silver and government ioans to the people on real estate, or any other good collateral, ph clr.g all upon an e;ua! footing, will bring prosperity and enable the people, towns, cities and corporations to pay off their in debtedness, which is the great curse of the country. Debt mentis slavery, and the only escape from the state of abject slavery is an escape from the great, burden of debt which is now crusiii' oat the energies of the peo ple. The iurmers and laboring men of this country have put their hands to the plow. They have turned up the soil and have sowed good seed, and, by the .Eternal!" they in tend to reap the harvest. It is a fight to the finish, and the leaders in the fight are old confederate and Union veterans, who have joined hands aud heart3 in the struggle. They see that there is but little to expect from either of the present political parties, but they are bold enouah. brave enough and strong enough to organize a party of their own, and to raise the banner of reform, under which they will march with steady steps to a glorious victory or honorable defeat. They can neither be bought, bribed nor ii timidated by promises, threats or slan der. The Alabama Mirror. Totally IndifTerent. Briggs Seen Vickers anywhere? . Bragg No. What's up. Biiiggs I understand that he has been talking about me. I want to find him and lot him know that his remarks are a matter of absolute in difference to me. I've been hunting' him all the afternoon. Indianapolia Journal It Will Buy More Labor. "A dollar will buy more now than ever before, :' is asserted as the acme of fine logic to show that the present financial system is sound and good, but exactly is the reverse to the man who has to pay sweat for that dollar, who has to pay farm products for that dollar or any product of toil for it. He is "in the soup" without spoon or laddie. To the man who has plenty of these dollars it is fatness and rich ness, but to all others it is lankness, leanness the parched earth and starva tion. It does not pay one cent more debts, interest or taxes than tha dol lar for which you paid ten pounds of cotton, when you now hare to pay eighteen pounds. AUianoo Herald. The Wrong Clans. "Do I have to stick this stamp on myself?" asked a dude of the clekr at the postotlice. "Oh, no;" replied the clerk. "You couldn't go in the mail bag, and be sides, that is a letter stamp, and you are not first class mail mattf. X. Y. Sun. ' " - reople'i Party Contention of Lflccaiter County. Not ic t berrl y gi v?n to the irtori of the Feopie'i i'mny of Lam-aater County. Nebras ka, that there wi!l tie a county eoavemloa of mid party held In Lincoln oa Friday, June It, at lu o'clock a. for the purpoee of electin tnitryone de,etnte to art end each of the state conventions of toe Pninie't party of Nebraska, to be he.d at the following time and p,acee: At Linoo o, Neb.. Thursday June 12, to elect delnratee tntfaeNationai convention; and at Kearney, N'l-bnwka. Au ruet 8 1W, to nominate candidatt for :tat officer. THE APPOBTIOftMIKT. The bails of representation will be one vtrte for every lit or fraction can for Eliat Baker for Clerk of the District ccurt. Ward! and precincts will be as follows: First Ward 9 Middle Crk Pre, 8 Sx-nd " 11 MillCr'k ' 8 Third " . lrt Nemaba " 8 Fourth " &) North Bluff " 6 Fifth " se Oak " 5 8ith " 15 Olive Branch " ? Seventh" g Panama 6 Buda Precinct S Kock Creek " S Centrrille" " Saitlllo " 7 Demon " 4 South Pass " 3 E k " s Stevens Creek " Grant " T Stockton 4 Gartieid " Highland " Lancaster)" Little Bait" Waveriy " West Oak Yankee Hill " West Lincoln " Total 2S.1 It is recommended that the delegates pres ent from the several wards and precinctscast the full vote of the delegation and that no proxies be allowed. The primary elections of the several nm- clnctt and wards will be held on Wedneiday, June 2!. l!2: the hour and place nf hnlrting ine same iu ue nxta upon oy ine committee men from each ward and precinct. It is recomnieuied that the rrt bukiaess nt the county convention, after permsnent or- irtinizauuu, ue me selection or a count v cen tral committee. By order of the County Central committee of the People's Party of Lsncaeter County, Hcurwua. YlM. rosTiH, Stephcn Jokes, Seo'y. Chairman. Independent People's Party Congres sional Convention of the Fifth District. The electors of the independent people's arty of the tilth congressional district of Neb ,are requested tj elect and send de!ctti from their several counties to meet In con vent Ion at Holdredse. Keb., ou Fr dav. Mav tllh at 2 p. in., for the purpose of placing in nomination one candidate for congress for this district, also to elect four delegates to represent :his district In the Independent pro- Sie's party national convention tn be held In mail, Nebraska, July 4tb, lHli, and to transact such other buslneBB as msy proier y come before the convention. The basis of representation will be one delegate lor tvery one hundred votes cast for hon. John H, Powers lor governor In 1MK), or major fac tion thereof. The several counties are entitled to the fo!. lowing rep.esentation: Adams - 5 Harlan 10 Clisee 4 Hayes a Cay IS Hitchcock 7 liunuy 4 Kearney 9 Franklin 8 Nuckolls 18 Frontier 10 Perkins 8 rurnas II rhelns 1h Gosper 7 Ked Willow 6 Hall 12 Webster 12 Total... 170. The committee recommends that the various counties hold their county conventions on the Saturday previous to the csi frrcsslona! con vention and that no proxies be allowed, but that the delegates present be per mint d to cast the full vote of the county. fKAKClS FAILLIPS, Cb'm. H. B.McGaW. Seo'y. ' People's Independent Convention. The Independentsof the third conaietslonal district of Nebraska, will meet In delegate convention at toe Opera House In Norlolk, Madisor county Neb., on Tuesday, June 21, 18U2, at 3 o'clock p. m , for temporary orgiul- ztttton and at 7:80 o'clock p. m. lor permanent organization, for the purpose of electing a congressional district committee, ana ine se lecting or tour delegates and tour alternates to represent this congressional district at the national convention to be heid at Omaha. Neb., July 4 ISIB, and to put In nomination a candidate for the third congressional district of Met)., and tbe disposal or such other bust ness as may come betore toe convention. me basis of representation is one delegate at lerge lor each county and for each XU0 votes or major fraction thereof cast fer B. A. H ad- ley, candidate lor regent in ls-lc. und is as follows: AntelODe 5. Boone 4. Burt 5. Cedar 4. Colfax 4. Cuming a, Dakota 3, Dixon 4, Dodge 6, K nox5, Madison 6, Merrick 4, Nanre 4, Pieroe 3, Platte 7. stanton 3. Thurston 2. Wayne 3. 1 1 is recom mended By tbe committee tnat tbe county conventions be held Saturday June 18. No proxies will be allowed. Delegates preeeut will be allowed to cast the full vote of their respective counties. J. U. HATFIELD (Jn'm. O. A. Williams Seo'y. Dated Neligb, Neb.. March 21 18f2. Head quarters and reduced rates at the Pacific Hotel. Well. It is springtime. The sowers have gone forth to sow. What will the harvest be? An ear-piercing bugle call has gone forth from St Louis, far the gather ing and the marshaling of the armies of freedom, and a movement all along the line against the enemy. V ill the movement be grand, gen eral, disciplined, irresistable? Or will the village oracre at the vil lage store be heeded frho has 'done pretty well, thank you." this year, and don't see any wrongs to be righted, except that "there should be more hard work done and less sittiDg around on dry goods boxes?" Even the most conservative and stu pid see that the United States are in a very critical condition. Of course, the old party papers will cheek it out, a-i they do in regard to Governor Fifer'a Jeremiah cry, as long as there is anything to be got from their rich bosses. 15ut all thoughtful people, in their inmost souls, are asking: Whither are we drifting? Whst shall the end of the century see in America? To all such the voice of the St Louis conference come with ro uncer tain sound: "This is the way walk ye in it " The way out, we need a way out We are drifting into a malestrom very rapidly. To the time foretold by Macauley, when the "hungry feUows" would un dertake to settle all our political, financial and social question?. The time foreboded by the Cali fornia millionaire, who did not want to build a palaoa in Xew York, and thus makes himself a conspicuous mark for the hungry follow. St Louis was grand, unique, magni ficent! The men meant it, the women meant it the leaders mostly meant it But the movement is stronger than its leaders. If any of them try to monkey with the buzz saw while in motion they will b sorry. They are not likely to. They will be like the unruly boy in the factory who touches the big f!y wheel and concludes not to try to stop it Or the tough boy in the great public school, who tests the great machine at some points and concludes it is loo strong for him. What a pentecoetal time at St Louis. All at length spoke one lan guage I'arthiaQs, Medes, Elamites and them of Georgi. "Multitudes, multitudes in the valley of decision." And the decision wus risrht. The chance of the century is nOw open to us. If we make good uss of it the country may very tptedily. recover its liberties. I? wo don't Woe! woe! woo! Chi cago Express. Tho Progressive laitrier: Mong ahxut now you can find out who has tho Alliunce real bad and who has not Somo of tho fellows who want office and have been, potiiviwd one haven't gqt it bad. 3. W, EtxikKTn. K, T. riRswoaTa EDGERTON & FARXSWOKTIL Attorneys and Counselors ai Law. Boon SH Xiw Toas Lire BriLDiao. OMAHA. : : : s NEBRASKA Nebraska Savings Bank 13 and O St., Lincoln. Capital $100,000. The Oldest Savings Bank of Lincoln. LARGEST KCMfiER Of DEPOSITOR. Pays '.Interest on the Most Liberal Terms. Receives deposits! of one dollar and p- wam ruu pHiLui.urem ifiroeaepanmeiii. Persons livlnir In eommunltiea viihmn Savlnirs Hanks are invited 10 write for Infor mation, can or send a postal tor a neat vest pocaei ikx. sitf A lew Badge. The accompanyln t deal fa iH-ftisioriweu. reopies Party for our lountry and Fiair: America. Every reformer should have one. Price, solid s-old fl.50. Gold plrte T5 cents. ffno orunrs 10 GEO. filONRI.r.. rhenn Owigrwd and A ire ll tn wanted. Wyomlnr P, by G.O. B grxll. Wjr. EIU Mention this paper. LINCOLN .?rff'l.ulri(7ra,l"le forxsqulrlng a knowledw 01 hook-keeplnir. penmamhip, rapid calculations. uu-hw. .runmeiic. commercial law. short-hand, mie-wrltiiiir, correspondence, and teirmuhy. Forcircuuui address, 11. K. LILLlBKIlMiK, I res., LINCOLN. NKB. 200,000 ARE SINGING FROM TBI Alliance ail Labor Songster! The demand for the little book was so very heavy that the Dublishers have linw MimnlAt ed a beautiful MUSIC EDITION Revised and enlanred. In sunerlor stvle. and furnished in both paper and board covers. This is far the largest sontrater in the market for the price, and the carefully prepared In dex enatiles both word and mtialo editions to be used together. TheMuslo Edition resem bles in appearance and size Gospel Hymns. More of these beoks are In use than any other Labor fc'onirster published. The demand is simply wonderfull. With larirly Increased fRcilitles tor publishing-, all orders can he filled the same day received, whether by the dozen or thousand. Price, single copy, pa per Sue : board, 2fio. post paid. Per dozen, ts.oo and 2.60 pest paid. Word edition, HO pages luc. Alliance Pub. Co., s-ir Llnooln, Neb. Homes and Irrigated Farmi, Gardens nd Orchards in the Celebrated Bear River Valley on the Main Lines ot the Union Pacific and Central Pacific R. R. near Corinne and gden, Utah. Splendid location for business and In dustries of all kinds In the well known city of Corinne, situated in the middle of the ralley on the Central Pacific R.R. The lands of the Bear River valley are now thrown open to settlement by the construction of the mammoth system of irrigation from the Benr lake and river, just completed by the Bear River Canal Co., at a cost of 83,003,000. The com pany controls 100,600 acres of these line lands and owns many lots and business locations in the city of Corinne, and is now prepared to sell on easy terms to settlers and colonies. The climate, soil, and irrigating facilities are pronounced unsurpassed bv coometent ludrrna who declare the valley to be the Paradise of the Farmer, Fruit Grower and Stock Raiser. N ice social surroundings, good schools and churches at Corinne City, and Home Markets exist for every kind of farm and garden produce in the neighboring cities o( Oeden and Salt Lake, and in the great mining camps. Lands will be shown from the local of fice of the Company at Corinne. 15ti M ONEY ONOPOLY. EON. H. L LOUCKS, Nat. vice-president F. A. & I. 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