THE FAIIMEKS ALLIANCE, LINCOLN. NEH., UlUKSDAY, MAIL 31, 1802.
THEY ARE AFTER HDI
M. QUAD TELLS OF HIS LEAP YEAR
EXPERIENCES.
Several Sorrawfal Hearts lft Behlad
to Pl Slowly Away On Laving
If aides Wlu Cam Near Cerralllng
Kim, bol He Got Away.
' ICopyrlsht. 1S8S, by Charlea B. Lewi.
-' There ia no sort of doubt in my mind
that whenever the month of February has
twenty-nine days in it an unmarried wom
an haa perfectly legal and moral right to
propose matrimony to any man she thinks
,-will fill the bill. In fact, no one can ad
I ranee any other plausible reason why
February should ever have over twenty
yight days in it The extra day was added
to give rroman a fair show.
Jt has been my sad and painful duty to
; the bearts of several females offered
I in leap year, and I never look back over
list without wishing that it had been
One leap year night, many
year ago, I found lodgings in the cabin of
a Tennessee mountain widow. Next day,
when I was ready to resume my journey,
she stood before me and said:
"I am thirty-two years old, good tem-
TVml r If 1 tl I linifu1 Tl ,1 AMmnmlMl In
money matters. I have been a widow for
two years and am tired of it. Will yoa
marry mef"
Wasn't that nice? Could any man have
asked for anything better? I took her
band and told her how sorry I was that I
already had a wife, and therefore couldn't
entertain her proposal. We couldn't marry
just then, but I'd put her name down at
the head of the list and give her the first
show. I was living in a house next to a
church with a tall steeple which wobbled
when the wintsTblew, and there was no tell
ing when that steeple would fall and make
me a widower.
The widow flew mad. She also flew for
a shotgun. I likewise flew away. That's
the trouble with the sex. When one of
them is rejected she takes it too much at
heart. . Instead of gracefully walking away
to pine and droop and go into a decline,
they want to pull hair and raise a row.
On the second occasion I was seated on a
veranda in the summer twilight with an
old maid. I was not there to press her soft,
white hand and tell her that one little
word from her would make me the happi
est man in all creation. I was thereto
offer her two dollars cash down for a dog,
which I proposed to take out and kill with
out an hour's delay. Susan suddenly cud
died up to me, and said that she had loved
me for years, but feared to break the joy
ful tidings. She could stand it no longer.
Without me life would be as dark as down
cellar at midnight; if I would have her,
the world would at once approach paradise
within S per cent. I hung off till I found
that 6he wanted fifty dollars for the dog,
and then I told her that she had spoken
too late. Only ten minutes before I reached
her side another girl had asked me to be
hers, and I had given her a promise iu
writing. We would be brother and sister.
She might sit in our pew at church and
play with our children, but I
I gave her a splendid opportunity to re
tire with honor, but she wouldn't take it.
She leaped up and scratched my nose and.
ruined my hat, and as I fled sue encour
aged that miserable dog to follow and har
ass me and jump me over fences. I cannot
believe that she truly loved me, and would
have given me the tender care and protec
tion a husband expects.
I HER LEAP TEAR PROPOSAL,
i On the third occasion I was driving over
a highway in the state of Illinois. Along,
lank girl, with pink sunbonnet and bare
feet, and carrying a piece of sassafras root
in her queenly left hand, suddenly jumped
the rail fence from a corn field and stoed
before me in an agitated state. I had
only to glance into her beautiful orbs to
read the truth she loved me! How long
she had been at it I can't say, for girls are
verv deceptive about these matters, but
probably a long time ever since the old
horse raised the dust two miles away. I
knew what was coming, and my cheeks
were suffused with blushes and my heart
beat tumultuously. I don't think she
read my answer in my eyes, for I was wear
ing blue goggles, but in pity I tried to stop
her. It was no use, however. She put one
foot on the hub of a fore wheel, gave me
half of the sassafras root and said:
"Stranger, I'm old Bill Johnson's daugh
ter Sal, twenty years old, sound as a brick,
and I can hoe moce corn, cut more grass
and plant a bigger 'tater patch in one day
than any man in the county. What do you
say to hitchin up with mef"
i I tried to appear coy, and pretended not
to understand her, and she brought her
hand down "spat!" on the old horse, killed
a big horsefly and continued:
i "It's leap year, and I'm goin to git a
husband or bust! Here she is, stranger,
right from the shoulder will you have
mef"
' Although fully expecting the proposal,
I had to place both hands over my heart to
prevent the belt slipping off. In a broken
voice, with frequent pauses for breath, I
told her that it could never, never be. That
steeple no longer wobbled, having been
braced anew, and the future held out no
bright, hope. It grieved me to reject her
love, but I had to do it. She must have
realized how much in earnest I was, and
how pailful it was to go back on a girl
six feet long, and for a time she was pen
sive and thoughtful. It was her first offer,
and to lie rejected was like the stab
of a knife. By and by, however, she ral
lied from the blow. She bit off about
three inches of the root tor a new quid,
kicked a horsefly off the hind leg of old
Dobbin, and forgivingly said:
"Wall, old man, I'm going to let you off,
owin to circumstances, but that tin ped
dler comin up the road is my mutton or
you'll hear of a tragedy!"
T-at evening the tin peddler drove into
the village where I was stopping, and I
made some inquiries. He was a doomed
man. He had promised to be hers, and her
old dad was guarding the road out of town
with a gun to see that he didn't escape.
i gun 1
j THE
Progress of
ARIZONA KICKER.
the Liveliest Paper In the
- Great West.
I A Word in Kixdkess. Two days ago
fcis houir the mayor (which is ourself) re
ceived a written communication from the
leader of Major Throckmorton's gang of
cowboys to the effect that he was coming
in with his crowd at an early date to cap
ture and hol the town and have some
fun. His honor was advised not to inter
fere with the programme, it he desired to
live on and continue to enjoy the best cli
mate in the world.
We wish, as editor of The Kioker and
mayor of the town (elected by a large ma
jority), to say a word or. two ia kindness to
this crowd. As editor we have always ex
tended a warm welcome to the boys, and
' oa two or three occasion w have mounted
nnr mule and "done" the town with them.
But things have changed. As editor we
could do things which weald be baneat
the dignity of the Kajer, Va uiewi eaa
tm
ounsrwise.
coma in and shoot Tn Eicui office full
of holes, bat their fun miut stop right
there. As mayor we have a duty to per
ioral, and shall perform it. If the boys at
tempt to take the town we shall rally our
body guard and wipe out as many of them
as possible. We shall shoot to kill, and
we can positively guarantee that from six
to ten of the gang will be left on the street
and buried at the expense of the town.
This town can't be run by outsiders. It
can't be run except according to the rule
and ordinances laid down.
OCT WITH THE BOTH.
We want the cowboys to get all possible
enjoyment out of life, and we want every
citizen of the town to feel and realize that
it is good to be here, even if they are dead
broke half the time, but there must be a
limit to the game. The gang who attempts
to monkey with the peace and order of this
burg will find eight two handed shooters
on deck and loaded to the chin, and if any
get away it won't be our fault.
Told Him So. On Wednesday night at
about 11 o'clock we were aroused from
peaceful slumbers by Major Turner tap
ping on the alley window and informing us
that the boys were going to hang Shoshone
Bill and wanted our rope and our assistance.
We were speedily dressed and en route with
the major to the usual spot. Three weeks
ago we dropped a gentle hint to Bill in our
local columns that he had struck the
wrong town and ought to move on. He
sent us word that we were off our feed
and hadn't sized him up correctly. We
were pretty well satisfied that our diagno
sis was correct and that the boys would soon
take a hand in, and we were right Sho
shone Bill was in the care of thirty deter
mined men, and like the average bluffer
his sand was all gone. As editor of The
Kicker we brought a rope, but as mayor
we advised the boys to give Bill one more
chance. He was elevated and lowered
times enough to give him a fair idea of
what a regular hanging would be. and
then set free and headed to the west and
told to travel He didn't stop to ask any
questions about the route, and there is no
fear of his return.
The Kicker has never made a mistake
on a man yet When a chap who thinks he
is a bad man and goes bluffing around with
a chip on his shoulder sees a double leaded
notice in our local columns to the effect
that land can be had further west at fifty
cents an acre, he should take it as a hint
and start out to look for a farm. Those
who have been obstinate about it have met
with a surprise which was both sudden
and painful.
Don't Want It. Our contemporary
down the street, failing to make the pub
lic believe that we had to leave Connecti
cut for stealing a cow, now charges us with
seeking to assassinate the postmaster of
this town so as to secure his place. We
could not secure the appointment even
should he resign in our favor. The Kicker
and Mr. Wanamaker have always been an
tagonistic. We don't like his way of run
ning things, and he refuses to subscribe
for our paper. There is a yawning gulf
between us, and neither of us cares a con
tinental cocked hat for the other.
True, we have shot the postmaster three
times, on three different occasions, and he
has shot at us at least a dozen times, but
those were side issues. No one can make
him believe we want his place, and we re
fuse to believe that he inspired the article
referred to. We shall probably shoot him
again within a month if our mail is not de
livered more promptly, but he will under
stand our motive and do us full justice.
THE MAN WHO SUSPECTED IT.
He Wanted to Go Home Free from
Care.
No one would have noticed him as he sat
in the waiting room of the Erie depot with
a satchel between his feet but for his
cough. He was about fifty years old,
plainly dressed and his cough was a cross
between the sound of a horse fiddle and the
roar of an enraged lion. On a still day it
could have been heard almost across the
state of Rhode Island. It lasted about
three minutes and it moved him about five
feet along the bench on which he was sit-
"KINDER STAND BACK, ALL OF YOU."
ting. When he had finished he turned to
a man who seemed anxious about his con
dition, and said:
" 'Scuse me, but I can't help it; I've had
this cough for ten years."
"Can't you cure it?" asked the ether.
"No. Spent over $500 and it ain't no bet
ter. 'Tam't no cough from catchin cold ox
anvthins of that sort. I swallered sun-
thin in my sleep and it lodged down there
somewhere. I shan't git no better till i
cough it up. Here she goes agin."
He stood up and be sat down again, tie
rocked to and fro, and he coughed to the
right and the left. Every one who saw
him expected to see mm explode ana fly in
pieces. He was making one last tremen-
duous effort when someth ing fell on the floor
in front of him, and the man who had been
speaking with him stepped forward and
picked up the object and said:
" You seem to have cougnea it up at last.
and I congratulate you."
"W-what is it?" queried the cougher.
"Whv. I should say it was a tonka bean."
"Tonka bean, eh f Yes, I guess it is. I
remember now. We had a dozen of 'em
around the house, and I've alius suspected
that I was jest hog enough to swallow
every blamed oae of 'em! Kinder stand
back, all of you, and lemme see u 1 Kin
raise the other 'leven and go borne a happy
man!"
Of Me TJee to Him.
"Tup advantage in buying a knife of this
kind," said the salesman, persuasively,
that it has a eaod file blade."
"What aw is a file blade lawr" in
quired Mr. Fweddy Olechap.
"For mine vour unKur umm.-
"L-aw nevah use anything bat tie edge
of a oold eoin for that," said PwOAj,
tcaosflxins the vresumptuous salesman by
s eela stare throegh his eyeglass. Cbieage-
Tribmne.
Brotfcar Gardner Maxima.
A mewl may be blind in one eye, but I
bev alius noticed dat be kicks on dat aide
jest as quick as on de odder. In de cue of
mewls it's de boots yoa want to look oat
fur.
Comets may ram aa comets may go, but
it's our bizness to keep right on white
wash in at reg'lar figgen, jest de same as
if comets was sellin for two cents apiece at
de co'ner grocery.
While I ar eonstitushunally opposed to
de t heory of lynch lw, I bev invariahly
noticed dat de practice of it nebber seems
to hurt anybody 'cept de man who counted
on a trial an a disagreement of de jury.
Any fule kin kick agin sarou instances,
but it am de wise man who conquers mis
fortune an spits on his hands to tackle ad
varsity. I hev knowed instances of a ounty treas
urer mysteriously disappearin an his ac
counts bein found all right but I didn't
give him any credit for it He simply
skipped a cogg somewhar.
So long as liberty was a persimmon
growinon the highest branch of de tree
everybody looked up to it wid reverence.
Now dat it has become a pumpkin kickin
around under foot nobody pays any atten
shun. M. Quad.
A Scholar of the Thirteenth Century.
Lauingen gave birth, at the end of the
Twelfth century, to a man whose mechani
cal talent would today have led him to dis
cover a simpler method of telegraphing or
a cheaper fuel than coal, and have made
him the honorary member of learned so
cieties. This was Albert us Magnus, one
of whose pupils was Thomas Aquinas. A
mass of stories are still current of the ex
inordinary things he made; for instance,
an automaton which could move and speak.
and which one of his pieus pupils after
ward destroyed, thinking he was thereby
serving God and spiting the deviL We
know of him nothing but legends, and these
prove only that be understood the forces
of nature better than the people who de
nounced him. He once entertained his
emperor with fruit produced in the midst
of winter, whieh to his generation was
abundant evidence that he was in league
with the evil spirit
In our day, however, the town has sought
to atone for past neglect by erecting in the
beautiful market place a bronze statue
worthy of the first scholar of hU day as
well as of Lauingen's early fame. PonUV
uey Bigelow in Harper's.
Patent Leather Shoes.
Patent leather is very delicate, especially
when new, and in cold weather a very
slight pressure will crack it, so that before
putting thesheesof this leather on they
should be placed before the fire, not too
close, far a very short time, in order to
make the leather pliant When they aw
getting dull and losing their gloss, rub
white of eggs on them. New York Jour
nal. Bulns HU Clothes While at Work.
Henri Rochefort is an excitable writer.
He begins his work alwas in a very correct
costume. Then, as he proceeds, he will
first tear off his coat, next his waistcoat
and then his collar and cravat. It ia for
tunate if he does not ruin his shirt front
by pulling it open, regardless of button
holes and studs. Paris Cor. Philadelphia
Telegraph.
THE WAR
IS NOW ON.
The Peopl
Are Determined on Reform
Measures.
Having been thrown of late with
many of the farmers of this and other
sections of the state, says a writer in
the Southern Alliance Farmer, I find
a deep seated conviction of wrong pre
vailing in every community, nor is
this Bentiment confined exclusively to
the farmers, but pervades all classes.
1 am p!e:sed to find that this leollng
is manifesting' itself in a non-partisan
spirit, no big demonstrations, no
whooping up this or that man; meas
ures not men is the silent watchword
of these horny sons of toil. They are
terribly in earnest; and realize to the
fullest extent that political parties are
not created to rule the people, but for
the use of the people, through which
they may advance such political prin
ciples and measures of government
as will serve and protect all, especially
those who are in greatest need of pro
tection. There is no doubt but the
country is in a worse condition finan
cially than at any time since the war.
My space ia necessarily too limited to
embrace the detail of wrongs which
have been imposed upon the people
for the last twenty-five years, and for
which the two old parties are held re
sponsible, and as neither have the
courage, or having the courage, lack
the disposition to combat the wrong, a
new party, that of the people, has
sprung into existence, possessing both
the courage and disposition, it has
taken firm root on our soil, and is
rapiiiiy spreading throughout the
state, aafi its ranks are being aug
mented ovtry day, not only by Alli
ance men, but by tnose outside the
order. "A lone fisherman" from
Georgia has unfurled his banneijin the
halls of congress, and the people
seem determined to sustain him in his
lonelines -.
The people are beginning to recog
nize the stupidity of our present sys
tem of representation, they are bent
on reform. At the same time they
are keeping one eye to windward, to
see that they are not side-tracked by
false issues, such as the modification
of the tariff, or stale banks of issues;
the former of which has been causing
our statesmen to waste their time and
our money in weary years of debate.
which would have been decided in
favor of the people years ago had
there been no "axes to grind." Spring
ing the tariff question at this time is
but a subterfuge of the bosses to dis
tract the minds of the people. The
money question is the absorbing theme
at this time, and paramount to all
others. Edmund Burk was right when
he said 'that some of the important
convulsions in society have grown out
of money questions." There is no good
reason why the United States treasury
should be run in the interest of the
robber barons of Wall street as it has
been for tbe last quarter of a century.
State banks of1 issue is but a cross be
tween a national bank and a Wall
street shark.
What we want is a circulating me
dium with something solid behind it
Congress not banks should regu
late the money. Thomas Jofferson,
that great apostle of Democratic prin
ciples, spoke wisely when he declared
that bank notes should be suppressed
and the issuing of money restored to
the people, where it belonged."
Our people are getting their eyes
opened to the tricks, duplicity and
selfish cunning of mere party manage
ment; and are being educated a little
too fast to suit some of tbe political
hucksters; they have spelled the word
right and stepped to the head of the
class, and don't propose to be turned
down by tbe old mossbacks. Of all
the countries on earth ours ought to
be the most prosperous, happy, and
would be if the goverameat was ad
ministered in the interest of the people.
How is it that eur statesmen do net
recognize this fevt, and shape legists,
tion in the interest of the people."
The farmers all over the country
are being urged to curtail their cotton
crop as over production Is the caue
of our great financial depression,
when there is not a word of truth in
the assertion. I'lace a sufficient
amount of money in circulation to
meet the demands of trade, and every
yard of cotton goods will be at once
utilised; and la less than one month
otton would go to fifteen cents per
pound. Let some of the commission
men who have so much to say about
overproduction visit the homes in the
country, and look at the old patched
clothes being worn by the farmers,
and watch their poor overtaxed wives
after the arduous labors of the day
are finished sitting up late at night
renovating dilapidated garments that
ought long ago to have been con
signed to the rag bag. and they will
at once see that this howl about over
production is a phantom. There is
no use in trying to disguise the fact,
the war Is on. and it Is the last chance
the poor overburdened farmers will
ever have to extricate themselves and
their posterity from the shackles
of serfdom. The wretched state of
finances of this country has aii been
brought about by a few capitalists
robbers, working in harmony and
conjunction with their confederates in
Europe to control the financial policy
of our government and rob tbe pro
ducing classes. The inequalities in
society are widening every day, and
without a change will ultimately end
in the complete subjugation of the
masses to the despotic rule of capital,
or in one of the bloodiest revolutions
the world has ever seen. Our enemy
is in the ballot, let u reform it and
pledge ourselves that we will only
sustain such party as will subscribe to
the reform outlined in the Ocala
demands. Every effort should be made
to keep down contention and strife in
our ranks; then with a long pull, a
strong pull and a pull altogether, we
will succeed In the great object we
have set out to accomplish, which is
embodied in two. simple sentences,
"equal rights to all and special favors
to none."
lntrlnlc Value.
Our hypothecation of the subject
based upon the authority at hand,
leads us to believe that intrinsic value
depends upon the same property or
properties wherein it is found to exist
i ., that property or those properties
which renders a substance or thing
useful or applicable to the wantu of
society. These qualities are inherent
and natural, hence Inalienable and in
separable from the thing.
However, common consent and years
of custom have somewhat corrupted
the application of the term value, us,
the commercial value of an article, or
the coinage value of gold and silver,
eta Since commerce does not regu
late values, that which a thing sells
for in the market is simply its price,
and cannot be termed nor bears no
relationship to its value, as it fre
quently occurs that the price of a
thing is sometimes more and at other
times less than its real or lntriusio
value. Nor does the coinage of gold
and silver create what Is known as its
coluage value, for by Its coinage it is
simply made a symbol or representa
tive of value. Its real value has not
been increased by tho procesj. but it
has been decreased to the amount of
metal necessarily wasted In the opera
tion.
Therefore, if we pursue the subject
of value to a philosophical end, we
find that there is but ono kind of value
and that is intrinsic value. Since man
cannot create those properties upon
which value depends, it appears very
plain that he cannot croato a value.
JS either can he destroy a value or
those principles to which value is ap
plicable without destroying the sub-
Btance or thing itself, ror example.
we take a bushel of wheat or a barrel
or pork, two things which possess in
trinsic value. Now let us conceive a
combination of circumstances which
would render them utterly worthless
in a commercial sense circumstances
which would make it impossible to
sell or exchange them for anything.
Now has their value been destroyed
or impaired? Not in the least Al
though worthless in market their
power of doing good remains the same,
hence their value has not been af
fected.
Manifestly, therefore, it appears as
if there was but few things which do
not possess, to a greater or less de
gree, intrinsic value. The percent
age of value varies of course to corre
spond with the usefulness of the thing,
but it is neverthe less a value.
Gold and silver, likewise, teing in
capable of rusting or corroding, are
therefore eminently fitted for many
purposes other than coiu, which must
therefore give them a certain amount
of intrinsic value. It is evident
however, that their value would be
infinitesimal and trifling when com
pared with some of the baser metals,
still if we could destroy both their
coinage and commercial values, they
would still be used in many ways and
this fact would certainly attach to
them a certain amount of intrinsio
value. Alliance Tribune.
A California!! On Tax Dodging.
Hta story was very edifying. The
assessment is taken on the first Mon
day in March. On the Friday pre
vious the bank wired its New York
correspondent: "Do you want gold?
We are badly in want of government
bonds." Government bonds are not
taxable, but ft was a mere coinci
dence. The New York bank tele
graphed baok: "Yes, there is nothing
we want so bad as gold. We have a
plethora of government bonds." The
California bank telegraphed, "We
want $1, 000, 000 of government bonds.
New York bank telegraphed back,
"Done." The California bank tele
graphed, "Tie up those bonds, keep
them for us, and we will tie up the
geld and keep it for you." "All
right"
Thereupon the New York bank
took out $1,000,000 worth, par value,
of government bonds, carefully put
them in its vault, labeling tbe property
of sueh and such a California bank.
The California bank carefully counted
out $1. 000, 000 in gold coin, put it in
a tin bj; indorsed "Property of the
New York bank," and put it in Us own
vault. Then came tbe first Monday
in At arch; the bank cashier made out
a writte" statement that his bank
owned ae money at all, had nothing
but government bones, which are not
taxable, sifaed that statement, and
went heme aad slept the sleep of the
just Catoagw Sentinel.
Nebraska Sayings Bank
13 and O St., Lincoln.
Capital $100,000-
The Oldest Savings Bank of Lincoln.
largest Kmsia or wtrosrroas.
Pays Interest on the Most Liberal
Terms,
Receives deposits) of one dollar and tip
wards and has a Children Dimedepartment.
Person livin In communities without
Savins Banks are Invited to write for infor
mation. Call or send a postal tor a neat vest
pocket book. 81tf
flew Cadge.
The aocompanytn r i ! n
peaks for Iteelf. People's Party
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near Corinne and Vgden, Utah.
Splendid location for business and In
dustries of all kinds in the well known
city of Corinne, situated in the middle
of the valley en the Central Pacific R.R.
The lands of the Bear River valley are
now thrown open to settlement by the
construction of the mammoth system of
irrigation from the Bear lake and river,
just completed by the Bear River Canal
Co., at a cost of $3,008,000. The com
pany controls 100,000 acres of these fine
lands and owns many lots and business
locations in the city of Corinne, and is
now prepared to sell on easy terms to
settlers and colonies. The climate, soil,
and irrigating facilities are pronounced
unsurpassed By competent Judges who
declare the valley to be the Paradise of
the Farmer, Fruit Grower and Stock
Raiser. N ice social surroundings, good
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and Home Markets exist for every kind
of farm and garden produce in the
neighboring cities of Ogden and Salt
Lake, and in the great mining camps,
Lands will be shown from the local of
fice of the Company at Corinne. IStf
PERKINS
WIND MILL.
NO DOUBT
BUS
A FACT
THEPEBKINS
U th Lightest Ronniny
aUU JiaaU UUW iUHM,
TRY IT I
After 31 years of success In tbe manmau
ture of Wind Mills, we have lately made s
complete change lnonrmill. all parts belna
built stronger and better proportioned and a
elf lubricant bushing placed In all boxes to
save the purchaser from climbing blgb tow
ers to ol lit. The lame principal of self gov
erning retained, avery part or me Miinrui'
ly w AHKAnxuD, ana wiu run wimout mar
lng a noise.
The reputation gained by the Perkins Mil
In the past has Induced some unscrupulous
persons to Imitate tbe mill and even to take
our name and apply It to an inferlormill. Be
not deceived, none genuine unless stamped
as below. We manufacture both pumping
and geared milts, tanks pumps etc,, and gen
eral winamiu supplies, uooa agents want
ed. Send for catalogue and prices. iVim
rEKKJKg, WIND MILL AX CO.,
Mishawaka, Ind.
Mention Farmers' Allianob.
1WIONEY
IYI
ONOPOLY.
HON. H. L LOUCKS,
Nat vice-president P. A. & I. XT. writes, "The
Money Monopoly Isone of the very best works
on the sut.lect I have read. All our workers
should push Its sale for It is a vote winner.
Bond uk HU0 conies."
Hon. Thos. Gaines at tne neaa or tbe Tex
as Laoor Bureau orders iw copies and says,
M. M. is a grand eye-opener."
Head tbe following unsolicited testimonial
from tbe state organizer of the Mew York
Farmers Alliance.
HONEOVE r ALLS. N. I.
Your box of 196 "Money Monopolies'" just
received, we nave conoiuaea to piace
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The Money Mouopoly " in tbe bands or an
organizers, etc-, for sale throughout the
state, believing that by this combination the
most sales may be affected and greatest good
accomplished.
I think we will be able to sell many thous
and copies of "The Money Monopoly during
the coming spring ana summer, l ours.
Jan. 27, i. u. dear.
Another nrominent Alliance man says
"Of alithe works 1 have ever read on the
subject, and I have read a good many "Money
Monopoly" is by far the best. Send us 1W
copies. Yours for the right, -
Sec-Treas. Farmers League of Maine.
Col. Jesse Harper says, "The Money Mono-
no v ia for utilltv. the best book now in nrint
a cyclopedia almost priceless.
rnce, prepaid zncis. r or sate at. mis omue
Scientific American
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R. C. OUTCALT, Cashier.
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EUREKA TUBULAR GATE,
Eureka Gate Co.,
CONNETICTJT RlVER RAILROAD CO.
J. R Patch, Roadmaster.
Sill
EnHEKA Gate Company. Waterloo, Iowa.
In reply to yours of the 17th, would say, we like your gates very
shall srive you an order next year when we put on our fence gang.
Yours trulv. JR. Patch.
Yours truly,
Southwestern Steel Post Co.
Eureka Gate Co., Waterloo, Iowa. .
Gentlemen: Your favor of the 12th inst. daly received. According to the
description of the wire you have used, I weuld say, that it is Just wbt we want.
We have no wire nearer than N. Y., so you had better arrange for your own
wire, unless your gates are so constructed that we fan put on the wire! without
much trouble and you allow us the difference. Make our order seventfe-eight,
including the one sent to Chicago instead of seventy-five as was ordered, 'i
Yours truly, Southwestern Steel Post Co. (
By T. J. Pbosskb, Pres.
J. W. Hartley, Allliance State Agent has made arrangements lor selling
these Gates Direct to Members of the Alliance at Factory Prices.
J. W. HARTLEY, State
Or Ebrkka Gatb Co., Waterloo, Iowa.
MUSICAL
WAREHOUSE,
ELEVATOR CAPACITY
600,000 bushels.
MONET ADVARCED OR CONSGNKEfTS
All grain weighed. Impacted and stor
age rates established by state ofiicers.
v rite tor races ana rau paxuausri -
and consign shipments care of
WOODMAN & RITCHfE CO.,
Mai OMAHA, NKBKASKA.
GB0. S. BROWS,
Salesman.
M it.
OWN STOCK
& Company,
for the market.
Paotters National Bank, Omaha.
Nebraska Havings aad Biohrfnge B'k, Omaha,
Central City Bank. Central City, Neb,
per oent of ooit, bill ef ladln attached.
OIL :-: CAKE
YOUNG CATTLE..
than ton lets f 1.25 per 100 penadt.
35m2
OMAHA, WKBRAJKa.
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matin in Mid. M
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PRICES
MR. "d 9M,
PTiitoS. HmiUV
litMt, Mm h sell fur SUN.
Sim m kM at txs. I'bnrtom
aim aaiMill,
nannies alii
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W.B.PRATT, Sec'y. ELKHART, IND.
NEBRASKA
$300,000.:
tstt
J. W. M 'T-Li Assistant CaibJet
4- -
C. V7. MOSHER.
O. E. TAXES.
STUART.
SOLICITXD.
AND '-. MERCHANTS.
TYPE WETTER.
By Mail 15c Extra. Mtt
Present. Lincoln, Neb.
Waterloo, Iowa.
ROADMASTKK'S OFFICA,
Springfeld, Mass., Oct. 30, 1891,
much and
St. Loots, Mo., Nov. 14, 1891.
Agent, Lincoln, Nebraska.
ire?
I MBRCHAJiDIBH. Omr svoek Is replete vlth evrrtklnf In
musical Has. Prises to suit the tauM. H, t, Gvmsn C.
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