THE FAKMEKS' ALLIANCE, LINCOLN. NEB., THUKSDAV, 3IAK. 3118U2. THE HISSING $200,000 THK STORY OF JOHN SW1NTON AND HtS WEALTH. Tk Oil Mas IfMt Pot of Mammy Left HL , h4 Kw th Qaaetlo- la, Wha Oat Tkelr Budi ra II? Kmp4y Bx . Only tOopjrtght, 1W, by CWle B. Levi. ' In the rear t860-nd some of you will no doubt remember it tha newspapers had many paragraphs concerning old Jofao Swintoo, of Creston, la. lie was an oid bachelor sixty year old, living on a small farm aeren mile bom the town of Crea ton, and ba bad neither kith nor kin in America. In January of the year named he reeeired legacy from England. I have beard the turn named aa low aa 150,000 and as high as (LVM.OUO. but I hare the best of reason for believing that the exact figures were 200,000. He got his drafts easbed in Chicago, and be would take nothing but gold. This money he shipped borne in sheet Iron boxes ana burled la bis cellar. He was a loquacious old man, and be made no secret of his wealth. On two occasions he Invited friends in and let them inspect the contents of tbe boxes. It got into the papers, and no doubt more than one gang of robbers laid plans to get bold of the money. To prevent being despoiled and perhaps murdered, the old man surrounded him self with ten large and savage dogs, and be armed the house with half a dozen guns. After he got the dogs no one dared enter upon his premises, and on several occasions travelers on tbe highway were attacked. Litigation resulted, and tbe old man be- - cam disgusted and indignant and ictt the statei One would naturally have expected him to go east, and perhaps to England, rhere be could have fully enjeyed bis handsome fortune, but what did be do but bead for the west! He bought a span of horses and a covered wagon, loaded up his few household goods, and taking seven of bis ten dogs along be made bis way to Council Bluffs to Join an emigrant party. Ba bad bis boxes of gold in the wagon, and people along bis route In Iowa turned out to gaze at his outfit aa it passeiL Here and there be even permitted strange to look at the gold. It bas always been a wonder that he was not robbed, but perhaps those who would have entered into such a scheme did not credit the stories afloat and re garded him aa a boaster or a lunatic ' Swinton Joined a caravan bound to Cali fornia. I had relatives in tb band, and therefore can state that tbe party had not been out two days before every one in it knew of the gold. Many efforts were made to persuade tbe old man to return to civili sation, but be was as obstinate as a mule. He didn't intend to go to California, but to stop whenever the country suited him. Than was hardly a tribe of Indians not on the warpath against the whites, and there was a spot when Swinton won Id be sals for a day. Arguments proved umIww, howsror, and ho accompanied the party for many weeks. When it had reached a Pont about Arty miles from South pass, tm tb Wind River mountains of Wyoming, 11-old man found a spot to suit him and Mnonnced that a would go no farther. Th party numbered 188 people, of which forty-eight .were men. They had been attacked by Indians no less than eight Unset on route, and had had three men killed and four wounded. They were now bj n country occupied and overrun with ' hostils red men, and a halt was made for on day in hopes to persuade Swinton to keep 'on. He was as thickheaded and mulish as ever, and next day was loft to his fata. Perhans he should have been forced to go on, but there was trouble enough from the Indians without creating more in th party. He would not have gone except as a prisoner. Th last white man who saw old John Swinton alive was the guide of the party, whose nam was McCalL He rode back a distanced two miles to recover some ar ticle left behind, and he found the old man turning his horses out to graze and look ing for a sit for a cabin. To a last invita tion to accompany tbe party he waved his hand and shouted a goodby. It was in tbe spring of 1861 when the story got back to Council Bluffs. The war had then fairly begun and was exciting the country, and two or three expeditions which were planned to learu the old man's fate were abandoned. At no time, from 1861 to 1800, could a party have reached the spot where he halted, as the embold ened Indians had regained over 200 miles of lost frontier and were unusually vig ilant. Meanwhile the story had gone to England, where Swinton had relatives, and in March, 1800, Jackson Thomas, act ing for the next of kin, arrived at St. Jo seph to. organize a party to fight its way to the spot and settle the question of whether the old man was dead or alive. As I was one of the members of it I can give you the particulars first hand. There were thirty-six men in tbe party as it finally .got away, and all except Thomas were veteran cavalrymen of the war. The leader was an ex-Confederate captain named Wakefield, and we were under strict military discipline from the first. Each man furnished bis horse, arms and ammunition, while Thomas furnished two wagons loaded with provisions. The agreement was to pay each man two dol lars per day on our return, whether suc- twuut v uuif, it uiuuey was recovered, then each one was to have a thousand dol ;lars as a present. It was an adventure ' promising both excitement and profit, but none of us had the least hope of securing the slightest trace of the old man. It we got his gold it would be because he had buried it before the Indians had discovered him, and some lucky circumstance would On the trip to and fro we encountered at different points an aggregate of 5,000 In dian warriors. We had fifteen tights with them, suffering a loss of four men killed. We spent three days searching the valley where old John Swinton was last seen, but not a sign that he had ever been there could we turn up. We should have felt the hopelessness of further search even had the Indians left us to peacefully pur sue it. It was the general opinion, and it was shared by Thomas, that the Indians bad captured tbe outfit and removed it miles away before destroying the useless wagon and killing their prisoner. If not that, then tbe man had removed of his own accord, and might be hundreds of miles away. We returned empty handed, were paid off and disbanded, and it was general ly considered that the search was ended. In the spring of the following year, while ' I was at Fort Laramie, I met an oldhuntar and trapper named Dunn. We got to yarn ing, and he told me of finding some of the Iron work of a wagon in a valley to the east of South Pass. Not only that, but there was a rude shanty which he believed some white man had constructed and oc , tupied. It was so far into the Indian coun " try that beVas puzzled over his find, and could only conclude that some emigrant t family bad left the caravan and fallen vic j tims to the savage red men. He had not heard the story of old John Swinton. When I told it to him we were agreed that these were traces of him, and that the pair of us should set out on another ex pedition. The Indians were still hostile, but we believed that a party of two, tak ing all due precantipns, could accomplish more than larger on. We outfitted for a huntinff expedition, iavinir a third ani- uuu w uear our paces, ana ws were sixty two days making the trip from the fort to the valley. Some days we had to lie quiet to avoid the Indians, and on others the weather prevented travel. It was not a valley I had ever seen be fore, and not th on in which the old man had first stopped. It was a spot three miles to the south of It, reached by a pass through a separating spar. For reasons which no on will ever know th old man bad decided to make a change. This ral ley wa smaller and was completely wailed in, like take among th hills. Th area was about 8o0 acres, with a ereek running through the center, and it was a little para dise. He hsd built him a rery comfortable cabin of rorks and poles, and might bar lived there for months before th Indian discovered him. We found the tires of th four wheels hidden in tb thick, green grass, with other portions of the wsgon scattered about, a id there was no question bat that tbe vehicle bad been burned. This may have been the result of accident of coarse, bat no one bas ever reasoned tbat way. We found about th shanty many bones, which were undoubtedly those of the dogs. The wolves must have carried many away, but there were enough lying about to ore us to the conclusion that all the dogs bad perished. Who but Indians would have killed tbemf There was the cabin, bu t not a trace of the old roan, and we were sure that none of th bones was bis. Accepting the theory that be had occupied the valley for some weeks or months before discovery, what would b bave done with bis gold? Hidden it away, to be sure. II bad a ruilo fireplace in the cabin, and we were not ten minutes dis covering that bis money hod one been buried under It. The Indians would never have suspected his wealth or searched for it, and this would have been a safe place, but for reasons of his own Swinton bad re moved 1U Where tof After half a day's search we discovered the spot, but it was also empty. He had dug a hole in the base of tbe mountain near the pass, but some strange idea had caused him to look for a spot be thought more secure. It was our fourth day in the valley when I accidentally discovered what we hoped was the clew to tbe treasure. Many bushes had Bpruiig ug lu tu fiv or b!a years., In pulling one sway which hid the face of a rock near the entrance to the pass I saw that some letters bad been cut iuto tbe stone. We could not make them out until we had brought water and washed tb rock. Then we deciphered tbe following: I'm s wo It The letters "J. S." doubtless stood for John Swinton, but it was some time be fore we could decide on the meaning of "2d 100." There were three small and narrow raviues running off the main pass, and so w concluded thut he meant second ravine and 100 feet or paces. The hand certainly pointed down the pass, and the dollar marks stood for money. There was! nothing else rocks, troes, hills or stumps which we could make "2d" out of, and so we went down the pass and tuned into tbe second ravine. We had the clewl On tbe face of the cliff, a high as an ordinary man could reach, were three ttt, which bad been cut by tbe same band as the other. The ravin was dark and lonely, and not over four feet wide. In the rainy season it was a water course; in th dry a capital re treat for reptilr; and animals. W had to light torches to make our way, and as w slowly advanced w measured all as near as could be 100 feat, Tb old man had mriat feej. Right ther was a nsural cavern in th right hand wul ami we had no sooner thrust a toroh into It mouth than I caught sight of gold pieces. On th rocky floor lay three twenty and two five dollar pieces, and a we picked them up we realized that we bod tb treasure at lost. But bod wef A las I no. Old Swin ton carried bis gold in six sheet iron boxes. each one of which was a smart lift for an ordinary man. There they lay in the cav ern, each one open and empty! Tha lock on each had been broken. How had it been with tbe old man? I have always believed that after a few weeks of bis isolated life he could stand it no longer and so made ready to set out on his return to civilization. He bad cached his money, expecting to return for it, and he had wisely left marks by which it could be found in case be sent others. Before he could get away he hod been attacked. He was killed, but where or how has never been ascertained. Who got his money? Not the Indians, as no gold was in circulation among them when peace came, and their finding it without a clew could hardly be considered. White men, then; but whof No expeditions had been organised any where along the border, nor was hunter or trapper ever subsequently discovered to b flush with money. It would have required at least three pack animals to carry the coin; but at what point had they struck civilization on their return? Also, how could they have kept the find so quiet? I ask you these questions. I have asked them of myself until weary. Some one got that golden treasure, but no further facts will ever be known. Hundreds of Indiana have been consulted as to the fate of old man Swinton, but not one has ever fur nished any information. THE ROAR OF GREAT GUNS. A Situation Tbat Will Test Any Han's Nerve. Here are two field batteries 12, 6 and 0-pounders in all firing as rapidly as they can be loaded. Tbe reports blend into a roar, and you must raise your voice as if a hurricane was howling about you. You are not impressed, but rather aggravated and annoyed. There's a snap to each re port like the cracking of a great whip a spiteful sound which reminds you of a dog following at your heels with bis yelp! yelp! yelp! There is no more trying situation for a soldier than to be lying down in surmortof a battery. He is only a few yards in front or the guns, and he not only feels the full force of the concussion as communicated to the earth from the "kick" of the gun, but the report itself seem to strike the spinal column and travel up to the back of the head. Then, too, there is the fear of shells exploding prematurely or of grape and canister "dribbling," to cause wounds or death, and it is a positive relief to see a column of the enemy break cover for a charge. The roar of the guns does not' linger for hours after, as is the case with mortars and siege guns, but you find your nerves on edge and your temper spoiled for a day or two. The men who lay in lines with a battery firing over them probably endured more mental suffering than the enemy at whom the guns were pointed. rue tire or great guns is terribly trying for the first few minutes, but this feeling gradually gives way to one of awe and sublimity. There is something so terrific and ap pallingyou feel yourself so atom less in comparison that you would speak in whispers if she roar Bhould suddenly ease. You are an onlooker; it assisting to work a gun, physical activity would take away from the mental strain. When Admiral Porter got his twenty mortar boats, each armed with an 8f-ton mortar and a 82 pound rifle cannon, at work against the forts below New Orleans, and the big gnus in both forts had opened in reply, there was something akin to the sound of heaven and earth coming together. The mortar shells weighed over 300 pounds apiece, and the rush of them through the air made one's hair feel as if it crawled. The venom ous hiss of a big skyrocket was magnified thousands of times, to be followed by a crash which seemed to split the sky open Into cracks and crevices, , When tbe arlng had continued until all reports had been merged into on steady roar toerv was utu snort or an earth quake on land or sea for ten miles around. The earth shook as if a great steam ham mer was pounding It a few yards from your fees. If standing ' near a tree vou could feel the roots letting go of tha soil with a sound ltk bugs crawling over dry leaves. On th water, groat mud spots rose up bare and thorn to show where the earth fotty fee below Bad Men disturbed. In the Mississippi rtrer Itaetf huge catfish leaped abor the surfac in fright ana pain or finatnl belly up and were carried along with U.e current gwping for breath. Out on blue water air bubbles as Urge as dining plu floated to tb surfac and bursted with a snap, and fish of all kinds exhibited tbe greatest confusion and alarm. Thirty mile away th roar was Ilk tbat of a gale sweeping over a pin forest. Horses and cattle sought to bide away, birds flew about uttering cries of distress sod dogs pointed their noses toward th sky and howled dismally. Birds and fowls felt the air and earth waves long be fore human beings did, and their actions were so queer as to become alarming. Tbe coming of th roar to those afar off was preceded by a Jarring of the earth and a moaning tn tue air. bprlugs overflowed and tb water in wells circled around as in a whirlpool. Tbe wildest species of birds left tbe woods and thickets and came fly ing about the bouses, and rabbits deserte their burrows and sought the companion ship of domestic animals. The thunder storms of a score of years combined could dot have rent the heavens nor disturbed the solid earth as that canotude did. If tbe begiuning was painful and exas perating the ending was something to be remembered for its grandeur. One mortar after another, on great gun after another wo silenced by order. The reverberations hod traveled through air and earth and water a distance of fifty miles. Tbey now seemed to return back to tbe guns. Tbe rent and riven skies bad kept up a con stant moaning and complaining. These sounds gradually died .way, as a man In pain finally drops off to sleep. The earth resumed its solidity again, the sun shone forth in its old familiar way aud the bank of clouds piled up in tbe west and tinged with gold all along their lower edges seemed proof to the eye that the world nil. stood as w had lived in it the day before those monsters awoke aud demanded human blood and wreck and destruction as the price of their silence. . M. Quad. Th Seas of Touch. Of all the senses we possess, the sense of touch is at once tb most complex aud the least understood. Blindness and deafness are too common, nnd we cut nil more or less appreciate tbe nature and extent of these dire afflictions. But who ever thinks bow he would be affected by being de prived of the capacity to feel, Inability to distinguish by touch between smoothness and roughness, heat and cold, or by an im paired power to receive the various sensa tions of pain and pleasure which reach us through the surface of the body f How 'le it that the same finger which tells us that a substance ts hard or soft tells us also tbat it is hot or cold, smooth or rough, long or short, even though w do not be hold it with our eyesf . Have we, as soma physiologists aver, a sixth sense, that of tern pe rat u-uf If not, how comes It that a stngi touch of th finger conveys to tbe brain, in th same Instant, thre or four distinct Impressions, for tbo substsao in question may be wet or dry as -well as hot or cold, hard or soft, rough 6r smooth? But tb' physiologists cannot tell us the -"why" of the things; they only know that th sensations so conveyed are separ able, and that tbe routes they travel be fore they reach the brain are not the same. I Observations on this Important subject, 1 besides ' being highly interesting, both psychologically and physiologically, would be, it seems to me, of considerable prac tical importance in their relations to the training of blind persons. St. Louis Re public. , M. QUAD. He Has Almost Forgotten That Bis Real Nam Is Charles B. Lewis. Of course you know M. Quad in a gen eral way. He la the fellow who used to write all those funny things for the Detroit Free Press. And then there is the Arizona Elcker, the Limekiln Club, Mr. and Mrs. Bowser but we are not going to say any thing about them, because if we did the Illusion would be destroyed and you might begin to think they were not real after all Quad is fifty years old. He has been a sailor. He has been in the war, and at a certain period in his life he was probably one of the worst newspaper reporters in tbe known world. There isn't anything about the newspaper business that M. Quad wasn't familiar with, but there were some things that he couldn't da One of them was to go out and get facts. But on the other hand there was one thing that be could do. He could be funny. He could do still another thing. He could be pathetic Here is a man who for years has been making people laugh and cry. Think of the power. There are plenty of million aires who can make people cry. Mr. Lewis' CHARLES B. LEWIS, power lies in the fact that he cannot only make people laugh and cry, but he always makes them better for it. He writes about real life, and he comes very close to it at times so close that the majority of peo ple know his characters better than him. So that if you should say to some colored brother of yours, "Hello, there goes Br'er Gardner, of the Limekiln club," he would reply, "Wall, I 'clare ter goodness, sah, ef my eyes ain't ben pinin f er a look at dat good ole man." But if you should say, "There goes M. Quad," he would look at you m wonder and say: "Cm! I neber heard ob dat man." We are not going into details about M. Quad's life, or how he came to be what he is. He couldn't help it. He was born so. He is probably the most prolific writer in America. His copy comes to the editor 10,000 words at a time without a word al tered and as plain as print. He writes with a lead pencil on plain white paper, and those marvelous stories of his which the New York Sun has been publishing so long under the heading of "Good Stories of th Present Day," come side by side with those odd creations, those humorous concep tions showing how wide is the range of this genius who started out on his career by being blown up iu a steamboat explosion, and then writing an account of it which was the cornerstone of his future fame. He is a small man. You wouldn't pick him out of a crowd. But it may be said of him as was said by Goldsmith of his school master And still they gaz'd and still the wonder grew That one small head could carry ail he knew. Some time ago Mr. Lewis left Detroit and now live in Brooklyn, where his writ ing is done. His circle of personal ac quaintances is not wide, but how many are there who are Indebted to hinif Keep Blm from Catting Them. "What's th baby howling abouM" rrowled Mr. Newpop. "Poor little soul, he is cutting his teeth," replied Mrs. Newpop. "Well, why In thunder don't you watch him and see that he doesn't get knives or scissors In his mouth?" New York Truth. TIIE YOUNG FOLKS CORNER. INSTRUCTIVE AND INTERESTING READING FOR THE YOUNG. A Fairy Talo That Is Popular In th Land of th Mikado A Mov ing Tall Th Boomerang Magto Eggs. J a panes Fairy Talo. It is said that one upon s time a cross old woman laid some starch in a basin, intending to put it intheclothes in her wash tub, but a sparrow, that a woman, her neighbor, kept as a pet, ate it up. Seeing this the cross old woman seized the sparrow, and say ing: "You hateful thing!" cut its tongue and let it go. When the neighbor woman heard that her pet sparrow had got its tongue cut for its offense she was greatly grieved and set out with her husband over mountains and plains crying: "Where does the tongue-cut sparrow stay? Where does the tongue cut sparrow stay?" At last they found its home. When the sparrow saw that its old master and mistreM had come to it, it rejoiced, and brought them to its house and thanked them for their kindness in old times, and spread a table for tliciil, aud loaded it with cake and fish till there was no more room, and made its wife and children and grandchildren all serve the table. At last, throwing away its drinking cup.it danced a jig called the spar rows' dance. Thus they spent the day. When it began to grow dark and they began to talk of going home, the sparrow brought out two wicker bas kets and said: "Will you take the heavy one, or shall I give you the light one?" The old people replied: "We are old, so give us the light one; it will be easier to carry it. The sparrow then gave them the light basket, and they returned with it to their home. "Let us open it and see what is in it," they ai. And when they open six it and looked they found gold and silver and jewels and rolls of silk. They never expected anything like this. The more they took out the more they found inside. The supply- was inexhaustible. So that house at ouce became rich and prosperous. When the cross old woman who had cut the sparrow's tongue saw this she was filled with envy and went and asked her neighbor where the sparrow lived, and all about the way. "I will go, too," she said, and at once set out on her search. Again the sparrow brought out two wicker baskets and asked as be fore: "Will you take the heavy one or shall I give you the light one?" Thinking the treasure would b great in proportion to the weigh of the basket, the old woman replied: "Let me have the heavy one." Receiving this, she started home with it on her back the sparrows laughing at her as she went. It was as heavy as stone and hard to carry, but at last she got back with it to her house. Then, when she took off the lid and looked in, a whole troop of frightful devils came bouncing out irom the inside and at once tore the old woman to pieces. A Moving Tall. Some one is acquainted with a very fascinating and wonderfully intelligent dbg named Lion, who shows plainly that he knows just what is said to him, and also what is said about him to others. He manages to do consid erable talking himself with his tail; and a conversation took place one day, when a lady called on his mis tress, that amused tha visitor very much. During her call, Lion walked into the parlor with an air of being the right dog in the right place, laid himself comfortably down on the soft carpet, and closed his eyes in great content. "What a handsome dog you have!" said the lady, as her eyes rested on the noble-looking animal. Lion opened one eye at this. "Yes," replied his mistress; "and what is still better, he is a very good dog, and takes excellent care of the children." The other eye was opened now, and Lion waved his tail to and fro along the carpet. "v hen the babv coes out," contin ued his mistress, "he always goes with her, and I feel sure then that no harm can cometo her." Lion's tail thumped violently up and down on the floor. 'And he is so gentle to them all, and such a nice playmate and com panion, that we would not take a thousand dollars for him." The tail seemed in dancer of being thumped and shaken off; it went up and down, to and fro, round and round, in such uproarious glee. There was something different, how ever,, to come, "uut ion nas one fault," added the speaker. The tail was now perlectlyquiet, as though it had been turned into stone; and if ever a dog's face expressed dis appointment and uneasiness, Lion's did at that moment. "Again and again have I told him that he must not .come into the parlor with dirty feet and lie down on the carpet, and again and again does he disobey me." Poor Lion! The visitor really pitied him, his expression was so utterly wretched and crestfallen. He packed up, as it were, his eloquent tail, and slunk mournfully out of the room in the deepest humiliation. The Boomerang. Three years ago I lived close to an aboriginal camp in New South Wales. This camp was only about two hun dred yards from our settlement, and it was my daily custom to walk over to the mooring, as they called it, and study the habits of the blackfellows, as the original ' natives of Australia are called. I was naturally more interested in the bo'omerang than in any other of their weapons, and with a little prac tice soon learned to throw it". In the language of thla tribe, the Wng-ei-bon which is situated in the Bogan River region, th boomerang is called a womera. I shall therefore call it a womera. Tit womera is made from what is technically known as an "elbow" from the kurrawung tree, and some times from the y arran and myall trees All of the trees belong to the acacia tribe, and have sweet-scented woods. The blackfellow, having found a suitable elbow, chops it out of the tree, and, as it is generally too heavy to carry home, trims it on the spot in to the rough outline of the forthcom ing weapon. After two hours' labor the womera will be reduced to three or four pounds weight, but it is still a long way from being a finished weapon. As it now appears it is a flat, heavy club, longer and thinner at one arm than at the other. The black is a decidedly lazy specimen of the human species, and he will as often as not lay aside his uncompleted weapon for a week or perhaps a longer period. When he resumes work tbe wood will have become hard and dry, and con sequently difficult to work upon, but it never occurs to him that he is now paying for his former indolence. Time, however, is of little or no consequence to the black. After some paring down the weapon is charred ail over, and this part of the work is quite skillfully done, no one part being more burned than an other. The charcoal is chipped off, and tbe blackfellow then licks the weapon all over with his tongue, and E laces it in a smoky lire of green oughs, which warms it and makes it quite pliable. Arthur Ho wlet t Coates, in March St. Nicholas. Magic Eggs. Blow .the substance out of an egg through as small a hole as possible. When the interior shall be perfectly dry fill it about one-quarter full oj line sand, then close the opening dexterously with white wax, so that id appears like an ordinary egg. The next time boiled eggs are served for breakfast place amongst them, on the sly, your prepared one. And thai) is the one you must take to put in your egg-cup. Tell the family that) your egg is a very obedient little fellow, and that he will hold himself in any position deshed. Iu fact, you can show them that your egg can balance itself on the handle of a knite, stand on the edge of a bottle, etc., etc., etc., whether you put it on its point or give it an oblique, position, which last case will seem very contrary to the laws of equili. brium. All that is required to make this trick successful is to shake the egg slightly in the position which you desire it to keep. The sand will be come compact and take a horizontal level, permitting the egg, in this man ner ballasted, to remain fixed in a position of stable equilibrium. You may prepare another shell by putting into it some shot mixed with tiny pieces of sealing wax. Heat the whole on a stove, holdingthe egg in an upright position. The wax melts and with the shot forms a small mass at the bottom of the egg. Let it cool, keeping it in a perfectly vertical po sition. Then close the hole with white wax and you will have an egg which will refuse to take any but one posi tion. This one you will call tha dis obedient egg. Difficult Feat, ' In the old days in western Pennsyl vania, when the people had little money to pay for teachers, and could spare their children but little time from the field, school "kept" almost incessantly during the few weeks when it was in session, with no Saturday holidays and' very brief recesses. At one little school house among the mountains, an old-fashioned Iris'h school-master was once employed, who kept his boys grinding steadily at th.nr tasiks, but gave them per mission to nibble from their lunch baskets sometimes as they worked. ;: One day, while the master was in structing a class in the rule of three, ho noticed that one of his pupils was paying more attention to a piece of apple pie than to the lesson. ""Arrah, there!" said the master, "Jack Bates be listenin' to the lissin, will ye?" "I'm listening, sir," said the boy. "Listenin' it is!" exclaimed the master; "then it's listenin' wid one earre are an'atin'poi wid the other." A Popular Mistake. "Couldn't be hotter at the equa tor," is a common hot-weather ex pression; a common way of giving the idea of intense heat. That is a mistake that is ignorant ly said. It "could be hotter" iu Detroit than in Equatorial Africa, in the in terior, and it often is. The nights in the torrid zone fre quently are cold. Travelers sleep, right over the equator, under a quilt and a pair of blankets. The author of "The Greatest Thing in the World" says that during the hottest montfi in central Africa thermometer never registed above 96 degrees. He gives the reason, and with one who knows physical geography there is no question about it. The interior ot Equatorial Africa is not low land, not a steaming jungle as is commonly supposed; the land rises as you go in from the coast, plateau on plateau, until it is from three to five thousand feet above sea level, and we all know that with every 300 feet of ascent the thermometer falls a degree. Breath. The following composition by a twelve year-old English schoolboy was the cause af his being recommend ed to take a special course in physiol ogy the next term. The theme given him was "Breath." Breath is made of air. We breathe always with our lungs, and sometimes with our livers, except at night, when our breath keeps life going through onr noses while we are asleep. If it wasn't for our breath we should die whenever we slept. Boys that stay in a room all day, should not breathe; they should wait till they get out-doors. For a lot ol boys staying in a room make car bonicide. And earbonicide is -more poisonous than mad dogs, though not just th same way. It does not bite, but that's no matter as long as it kills you. OTJTR, BOOK LIST Oar list of choiee literature Is made np of the best and most reliable reform books, by the most noted writers. If you want to keep posted on the great ques tions before the American people you should consult the authorities. We name below a cumber of the best books published. PAPER. CLOTH. The E iiway Problem, by Stickuey. The greatest sensation of the year s this great book on the railway problem by a railway pre.leut. Cloth edition has 14 illustrative diagrams I J50 Jason Edwards, by Hamlin Garland, a new book that should be read by every Alliance member in Nebraska. Dedicated to the Farmers' Alliance it gives a graphic description of life in a pioneer settlement, and the glimpses of city life are not in the least overdrawn,- 50 Main Traveled Boads, by Hamlin Garland. Don't fail to read it. . . .60 In Office, Bogy. The latest sensation .25 Dr. Huguet, Donnelly... 50 Caesars Column " go Whither are We Drifting, Willey The Farmers' Side. Senator Peffer of Kansas bas in a very careful and plain manner stated the injustice of the present methods in ' this new book, and outlined plans for relief Looking Backward, Bellamy 50 Emmet Bonlore, Reed. A new book of engrossing interest by a popular author 50 Driven from Sea to Sea, Post. A book that should be read by all... .50 An Indiana Mx.n, Armstrong. A well told story of a young man who 'entered politics "and what" came of it .50 A Kentucky Colonel, Reed. The deepest thinker and the most pro gressive of all the writers of humor in thi3 country is Opie P. iteea, ana tnis is his best work The Coming Climax in the Destinies of Dara. 480 pages of new facts and politics. Radical yet constructive. amunuion ior tne great reform movement A Financial Catechism, Brice A Xramp in Society, Cowdrey Richard's Crown, Weaver The Great Red Dragon, Woolf oik Pizarro and John Sherman, Mrs. Todd Money Monopoly, Baker ur Republican Monarchy 05 Labor and Capital 20 Ten men of Money Island, Norton. CoL Norton has told his story in a way that cannot fail to interest you, send for a copy 10 Geld, Shilling. This book should be in the hands of every German in the state l5 Cushing's Manual of Parliamentary Rules .'. ' 5 Smith's Diagram and Parliamentary Rules Roberts Rules of Order Seven Financial Conspiracies '.' 10 Labor and Alliance Songster, words only 10c each. Per dozen .... 1.10 " " " " Music e:l. 20c " " " by ex 2.00 " " " " " " board 25c " " " 8.50 Songs of Industry, Howe. In this book the author has given ns a number of entirely new songs, words and music complete, and Alliances will find it a splendid collection 20 Any book on the list sent post paid on receipt of price. Liberal discounts to Alliances wishing to purchase a library. We are offering The Farmers' Alliance one year, and any 50c book on the list for only $1.85. Address ALLIANCE PUB, CO., Lincoln, Neb. HERMAJN-:-BROS. , WHOLESALE AND RETAI Clotin, is, caps and Min Hoods. BRANCH HOUSES: BEATRICE, GRAND ISLAND, FALLS CITY", WEEPING WATER AND AUBURN. 19m3 Special Attention PRICES 2-OW. 1017 S 1019 0 STREET. J. O. McKELL, Successor to BADGER LUMBER CO. Wholesale 1 Retail Lumber TELEPHONE 70i. 0 ST. BETWEEN 7TH AND 8TH LINCOLN, NEB, Itta MANUFTURERS OF Pure Hemp Binder Twine FROM HOME We can offer to fanners a tney nave ever oeiore Known. Will ship sample bag and take lodge note payable Oct 1,'92. Patronize Home Industry. 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