II. Ml ' VOL. II. Notice to Subscribers. ExnniTioxs. th Mlt and cheapest Means of notl frlnir suscriterB of the date of their expira tion we will mark this notice with a blue or red pncil.oB the date at which their auhsorip t)a expires. We will tend the papeT two weeks after expiration. If not renewed by Uat tin K will be discontinued. POETRY. For Thk Alli acb, by Mrs. J. T. Kcllie. Lament of the G. O. P. Tune, Vacant (hair. fjp In congress now forever Will be many a vacant chair Doreey. Harlan, Conned never h ever more will you go th re. Tour spotless n corrts now are hidden lient ath your half developea wings. From nertal ev- forever hidden, Aad broken all our party rings. Chorus. Up In congress now forever Will be many a vacant chair; Doreey, Harlan, onuell never Never more will you be there. True they tell us stolen boodle ' Ever more will keep y u well: But the banns and railroad's anguish Is too ceep for words to tell, hen y u lately ca&. from congresB Confidence was in jou eye; Tou litt.e thought it would be trouble Hog's and pauper's votes to buy. But the farmers knew the money 60 freely offered without fear Was the very same oid money We stole on corn the . r ieed last year. Then the bankers sought to scare men Who to them much inone; owtd; But they said that to the poor house It was but a shorter road. J Thea we paid some railroad judges Five hundred dollars for a night To tell, when nt too boozy, to the people Foul lies which wer their soul's delight. Then we told our party papers That with thee lies they must agree; To lose their souls would not much matter If we could save the O. O P. Still the people would not heed us; They knew our object but too well; Replied " If rascals still must serve us Yet Harlan. Dorsey, fare you well." All the world now knows the story, How we suffered sad defeat; By 'paupers, "hogs "and"rag-tag hayseeds' 'J he bank's and railroad's pets were beat. A National Independent Movement In x8ga. Holdrege, Neb. Oct. 13, 1890. Editok Alliance: As the campaign rrowsupon us it becomes more evident that opposition to labor is not confined to politiical parties, nor different sec lions of the country, but to capital. The two great opposing forces, one now mustering lor the coullict that is inevitable, vipon the one side Capital, with all her power and might, gathered in many years, by which she buries a nation or brings one into existence, as he is diepostd'to do. On the other side Labor, humble and peacefully inclined; the very bone aud sinew of a republican form of govern ment; the life giving and health produc ing element oj any government. j It is a matter of history that when a nation became divided into classes of aristocrai-y and peasantry, aud the wealth passed into the hands of the aris tocracy, that nation tottered and fell. And our government will be no excep tion to the rule. We must take sides upon the burning questions of the day. The laws of pre ceding generations are unlit for to day, as it is a divine law and an unwritten civil law that each generation should make its own laws. We see this law fulfilled by the various reforms that suc ceed each other about a generation apart. Hence it is time, and high time too, that ihe long roll le sounded and a fjrand adyanee ue made along the entire ine, and no halt made until the White House is reached. Let a million voices of the sturdy yeo manry shout their determination to press on to national victory in "92." E. P. Montgomery, i National Banks a Scource of Contraction. Editor Alliance: There is one phase of the money question not yet noticed to which I would like to call at tention. That is the failure of National banks to issue the amount of currency to which they are entitled under the law. By far the majority of them have the smallest amount of currency entitl ing them to the reputation of being na tional banks. Out of 160 banks doing business in Kansas, eighty have a capi tal of $50,000, and a circulation $11,500, one-fourth of what they are entitled, while some of the larger banks have scarcely one-tenth. The facts given above are from the last report of the tomptroller of the currency. According to this then the 160 banks cf Kansas have a tirculaat'on of less than fci.OOO.OOO. when they have it in their power to supply the people of Kansas wnh over $7,000,000 of circulat ing medium. Now if any one thinks that the same policy of contracting currency is not in vogue with Nebraska bankers just let him step in his nearest bank and he will find that money w very close just now If this does not settle it, the per cent of interest charged will.' Hasten the day when the people can get money at II . . .1 ' . 1? . reason a uie insujau. ui ruinous rates oi interest. Dyer Starving for Ten Years. Mrs. S. Andrews, S street, 1850, Lin coin, has nearly starved during the last ten years, in consequence ot baa teeth She has tried over seven times to get artificial teeth that she could use. A tooth carpeuter at Fairbury tried four times and failed. Another in the same city tried his skill three times and failed A third from Illinois tried his skill in rain. None of the seven sets would stay in place, some made canker sore mouth, some cracked, some gagged her so that he could not wear them. fcne sunereci from dyspepsia in consequence of iuabil ity to masticate meat or fruits. She has been trying to get teeth for the past ten years and spent over forty dollars with out success. Last week she was advised to try Dr. Bumfs, 1208 O street, where she got a set the next day that is all she can i.esire She can ei.t anything that she could with her natural teeth. xes fcerHay she bid farewell to hash, mush and slops. The doctor has well earned the title of the boss d&ntist. Iw23. A Grfevona Complaint. It Kurd on fellow, I d! declarer Bsiid Tommy one day- with a oout: ln every one of the suite I wear The poo Vets are 'most worn out. Tbey 're 'bou t a big as the ear of a mole. .aim I never have more than tlire ; A nl t hero 'a al ways comlnsr a mean little hole aimt loses my kuife for me. I ean't make 'em hold but a few little things Some cookies, an annle or two. A knife and pencil and bunch of ftrings. Some nails and mat be a screw. And miirbU-8. of court-e. and a top and ball, And shells and nebbles and such. And some odds and ends yes, honest, that all! Tou can see for yourself 't is n't much. I 'd like a suit of some patent kind. With po- kets made w ide aud lonsr: Above and below and before and behind. Sewed extra heavy and sirouar. I 'd want about a dozen or so. AM cusy and quick to sr. t at; And I should be perfectly happy, I know. mui a nunuyrig like that. Eudora S. Bumstend, in St. Nicholas. THE BEAUTIFUL CLAUDINL Along the dusty highway, still brilliant with the setting sun. the eve ning mail man passed in a jolting rum ble of wheels from his ancient carriole, and a ringing of hoofs from his meagre mure. J'lien it was that Claudine, the beautiful Claudine," as the villagers called her, showed herself at the sill of the little white cottage, her hand above her eyes, her elbow elevated. She stood there silent and motionless, like a picture in ngnter unts against me darker back ground of the chamber, but with a joyous expectancy dawning in her eyes. Faraway over the peaks, the sun was sinking to rest, its last rays climb ing slowlyfrom horn to horn of the wooded hills, lighting up the sombre verdure of the oaks with points of brilliancy, quivering like flame against the blue horizon and enveloping, as with a parting caress, the rounded summit of a naked hill, whose long slopes ended at the- turning of the road that stretched into the shadow, a strip of dull greyness, soft as a ribbon. From among this chain of hills, ex tending a far "as the eye could reach in the gathering eaeniug light, rose the dee'p and sonorous cry of the carters, urging on their beasts, engaged in haul ing the stone from the quarries which gnawed out the heart of these same peaks, still touched at the crest by the dvingsun. It was here that Claudine's thoughts were roving in search of her man. In her mind she saw him plainly, this toiling quarryman, young and handsome as herself, perched aloft on a frail scaffolding and working at the quarry's roof in the tremulous light of lanterns like twinkling stars, the monotonous clink, clink of the ham mers repeated by the drip, drip of the subterranean waters. But now, since f e evening postman had gone by, Claudine knew that the day's work wsis ended, her man descending with others and arranging his tools quick-' ly. too. thinking of Per and impatient for her kisses. Jn fact, some of the men, in gaudy belts and with coats thrown over their shoulders, had begun to appear, climbing briskly the steep white road. their voices mounting higher and higher, like the waves of suulight, and rough aud rude as the country. All at once, even whilst she searched with her gaze the fast crowding pathway a cloud of dirt and debris leaped high in the air, followed instantly through the valley by a crash like thunder. The quarry had blown up. And Claudine ay senseless on the ground. ' Under the gutted earth, covered with crumbled houses, cracked and crushed as by a monstrous hammer, deep ih the black and inaccessible depths of the buried galleries, fiftj' ot more of the quarrymuu were buried also, despairing, hopeless of rescue. dying perhaps, if not already dead. At" the point where the engineer? worked with heart aud soul to pierce an entombed gallery, Claudine knelt beside them, eager, heart-sick, refusing o stir a step and still awaiting her Man. For eight days she had remained ihere. unable to believe in the disaster, luable to be consoled, her burning eyes stubbornly riveted upon the open- ng, little by little growing larger. But these efforts provoked new crumb- lings the waters flooded the passages, the work had to be stopped. Then and not till then did she ciimb the hill to '.he place where the men who had es- aped the disaster strained at the pumps. But soon tne pumps, too. gave out, hoked, doubtless, with the rubbish tfiat refused to flow. The rescuers. white,' haggard, helpless, sorrowfully disbanded and turned away. Claud"- 1 1 I .1 ine remained aione Dy vne ravageu earth, the abortive, abandoned work, crushed, inert, feeling in her anguished mil but a single desire to be herself t rest. 'Claudine!'' murmured a roice at her ear. She raised her eyes. It was a quarry- man by the name or nerre. wnom sne had noticed toiliDg with the others. She saw his blistered hands, the soil on his clothes, and suddenly, without a word, before the pitving sorrow of his eaze burst into a storm of tears. As for i'lerre, he. too. iounci no worn. to sa3. but sitting beside her allowed her to cry on, stroking her hand ten derly at every sob. an answering &rief dimming his own eyes, uradnaliy as she grew calmer Claudine knew that Pierre was talked to her of things whose sense still escaped her, but whose soft, soothing monotone quieted her to the docilitv of a child. She listlessly permitted him to draw her with him. "scarcely couscious of what he did whilst he with a gentle, solicitous care that one shows to a sick mind and fancv coaxed and per suaded her homeward, as from time to time she stopped with long sighs and renewed tears. Tne longdays passed; the imprisoned men were lost, unfiiidable. dead, they declared, crushed bv the falling rocks or thrown out bv tliH enormous force of the air from the crumbled caverns. To hear this was a relief to Claud lue s strained nerves and senses; they were not tortured, and in the long un occupied hours when they talked am speculated thus she listened sadly and In silence, but finding a certain LINCOLN, pleasure In this envelopment of neigh borly pity. She seemed to herself to be awaken ing from a long sleep, to be returning from a distant journey; at the same time, though unconscious of it at first, the exigencies of the present and of the coming life began to present them selves to her mind. She had her life to take up again and. perhaps with a progressive growing of a slow fear to take it up with want and solitude added. She began to feel more interest in the things about her; in the success, above all, of the .subscriptions to be raised to alleviate the disaster, and she felt a great peace, almost a joy, the day when Pierre returned from the ad jacent city to tell her that the widows were truly to be cared for that she was down lor six hundred francs. Then without occupation and in the patient waiting for the relief to come she every day returned to the quarrj. Frequently Pierre accompanied her, always with his gentle courtesy, and there they talked together in lowered tones as" if respecting a tomb. In these visits to the cemetery, through the melancholy of the thick woods to the eternal stirring of the same thoughts, the tears of Claudine by de grees ceased to flow. They arrived soon at talking freely, then "at reveries, walking slowly, picturing, perhaps, the awakening of new possibilities. The weight seemed to lift from the breast of the young woman, the horizon so long closed about her to widen and open, and in the trembling dawn of the rising future there was a new. an indefinable charm, growing and deepening in these mutual silences. Sorrow had run itself out and an the spring sap mount3 in the fibres of the tree trunks, a new love of which as yet they did not speak out of deference to this tomb before' which they wandered aud which had brought them together grew with the passing moments. 'Claudine," said Pierre atlast, "why should we not marry each other?' It is not two months yet," she an swered, suddenly saddened. "I know that, but I would not hurry you. I poke to be in titoe. What say you, Claudine? Yes or no?" Yes," sighed she, "later on." It was c'ose to evening; Claudine and Pierre as usual rambled among the 9tones of the quarry. All at once a singular sound arrested their footsteps. It was the Soil beneath them, the scratching or moving of some beast, dountless. at the end of his lole. lhey bent above the crevasse. v which they stood; there the sound- was plainer, more distinct, like the de pairing struggle or something in a narrow place, the rattling volley of rolling debris. A strange, sndden terror.nailed them motioulcss, then at the" same moment the same thought came to both; tSe quarrvmen inclosed in their living tomb were not all dean; some one was niining through tho mountain. And from the depths now came a eeble call, faint, smothered, scarcely more than a gasping sigh. It is it is he!'" breathed Claudine, ler knees knocking together. Pierre leaped to his feet, livid also. Ie! The dead, already so far away. already lost in the gulf of irremediable lungs! lhis return was for him. Pierre, a shattered love, a broken uture, that smiling broken future over which the six hundred francs of his Claudine spread a radiance like the sparkle of a fortune! What right had he to return, this der.d man. whose face no longer an peare'd to him irradiated with friendli ness una grateiui memories, but as a menacing spectre erecting itself from a crumbled dream? Meanwhile a new call came from the depths, ill which one plainly read tho torture of that imprisoned wretch. trapped under the earth for two long mouths, supporting life on roots and water, grovelling in blackest night. but stimulated, urged to the battle for existence by the perfume of the sunny woods that, doubtless reached him through the crevices of the crevasse. Pierre uttered a responsive cry and threw himself backward, the prey of a poiguant struggle, lint the ca 1 came ga;n lamentable, sinister, pleading; he could bear it no longer; a wave bi pity uootled his soul. Wait! he cried; "wait but a little; 1 ill run; I will return at once with a cord; the hole is just big enough; wait. wait!' And Pierre, without a single word or glance at Claudine did he fear that his purpose would fail him? took the hill at a mad run. Left alone with him Claudine's eyes clung as if glued to a heavy boulder that overhung the edge of the crevasse; yes, the very edge, poised like a bird ready to spriug. She trembled convulsivelv; a breath almost would detach that stone, would send it crash ing to the bottom of that flume whence came that wailing moan; the cry of 8 man for succor. God in heaven her man! Swiftly as Pierre had leaped she. Claudine, uow leaped; but how she staggered, how her legs bent undei ner as lr sue were drunk! lint no matter; she must reach that boulder; she had reached it it stirred, turned. engulfed itself in the hole. There was a thud, a strangled cry, then silence; blank, dead siieuce. soundless as the quarried stone. Silence and solitude both, for Pierre had not had time to return from his errand of mercy, and Claudine with clasped hand and eagerlv listen ears Claudine was now in truth aloue. Bacteria. The nature of bacteria was for a Ion time doubtful, but it has receutly been determined that they are vegetable rather than animal, occurring in four forms spheroidal, ovoidal.rod-shaped. and spiral. So minute are they that l.oOO of them placed end to end would on iy cover a spac equivalent to one- quarter the head of jn pin. They are ti.m jjueti oi a granuiar waterv mass surrounded by" thickened walls. A drop of water is the ocean in which they live. Among their various func tions is included a marvelous power of reproduction; in twenty-four, hour one bacterium will produce over 16,- NEB., SATURDAY, NOV. 15, 1800. STORY OF A TYPEWRITER. .How a Girl in Boy'n Clth Imposed on t TVin "nmHr tT-nftwriter has becomn a feature in the business life which can not be ignored or lightly treated. She is here to stay and in her own sweet way knows she is a power in the land. Lawyers, doctors, merchants, real- estate dealers, brokers, and business men generally are under lief geutle 8wav. Thev may not acknowledge its ndeed. mav hardly realize it, but they can not get along without her. In her demure eves is seen no evidence that she does all the she knows this, but same. A certain real-estate broker, who lives with his wife at a certain fashion able hotel on the South side, knows it. too, and knows it so hard one can al most hear him think about "it. Re cently he decided to be in the business swim" and was thoughtless enough to tell his wife all about it. That man. a Chicago real-estate dealer and pre sumably one of the smartest men iti the world, actually told his wife that he wanted to employ a pretty type writer. Did Mrs. Real-Estate Broker cotton to the idea, and meekly say that he knew what was best? Hardly. She is the wife of a Chicago broker, and naturally knows a thing or two when she can(tliuk of it. She thought ot one of 'em when he spoke about the girl typewriter. To herself she said: lso, you dou t; not if , I can stop it and I rather think I. cau." Parenthetically it mav be observed that if she hadn't tried to stop it the subsequent adventures would never have happened. Id her husband she said: "Wouldn't it' bo better to em ploy the elevator boy? He's a bright, handsome fellow, very smart, and would soon learn. Tie asked me only a few days ago if I knew of a position he could fill.' He could run errands. and a girl couldn't, -ou know." low, this particular boy ran the ladies' elevator at that particular hotel md was the pet of all tho ladies. The real-estate broker knew his -wife. He knew it would not be wise to hire a ;irl under the circumstances, and so s tew days afterward Harry, the elevator- boy, was struggling wit h a tvpewntei and running erramls at his ollice. A few tlavs later the olhce-boy hap pened to draw out his trousers to button his shoe ami the gentleman was sur prised by a vision of silk-clocked stock ings, gay with brilliant stripes, and a mi b very shapely for a half-grown boy. mo real-estate man oniu t sav auvthing, but he was rather surprised for a real-estato man. Not long afterward Harry" returned from a hurried errand all out of breath? "Who ever saw a messenger or an ollice boy out of breath? "Harry wrote'mahy letters during the J- . days which followed, aud everybody knows that "valuers ' are werv dangerous. A lew days ago he was very busy writing a letter, when the broker intentionally interrupted him bv sending him upon an errand. Be tween the sheets or blot ling-paper up on "Harry s " desk was found a most erotic note. An hour later Harrv" was in tears, confessed her sex, and left. There's a nice position in that office for a pretty typewriter. Chicago limes. Some Warm "Weather. It will perhaps assuage tho discom forts of the summer to read some past experiences with heat, compiled by a German statistician. In the "year 627 the springs dried up and men fainted with the heat. In Hy it was impossi ble to work in tho open fields. In the vear 35)3 the nuts on the trees were roasted" as if in a baker's oven! In 1000 the rivers in France dried up, and the stench from the dead fish and other matter brought pestilence into the land. The heat in tho year 1014 dried up the rivers and the brooks in Alsaee-Loraine. Tho Rhino was dried up in the year 1132. In the year 1152 the heat was so great that eggs could be cooked in the sand. In 1227 it is recorded that many men and animals came bv their death through the in tense heat. In the vear 1303 the waters of the lihine and Han n be were partially dried up, and the people passed over on foot. Ihe crops were burned up in the ear 13U1, and in 1528 the Seine and the Loire were as dry land. In 1556 a great drought swept through Europe. In 1614 in r ranee, and even in Switzerland, the brooks and the ditches were dried up. Not less hot were the ears 1646, 1,679 and 101. In the year 171o from the month of March till October not a drop of rain fell: the temperature rose to 33 degrees Ream nr. and in favored places the fruit trees blossomed a second time. Extraordinarily hot were the vears 1724, 1746. 1756 and 1811. Tho summer ot lolo was so not that the places of amusement had to be closed. The Cost of Newspapers. irom a suggestive article on news papers, by ti.igene ju. uuip, in tho Century, we quote as follows: "What is the total annual cost to the wholesalo purchases of news namely, the pub lishers of tho entire news-product of the United States? An answer to this question would he of interest, but it has never been answered. Jbor several years ! have been gathering informa tion uoon which to base an estimate. Publishers have uniformly extended me every courtesy; nevertheless I lind it au exceedingly difficult quantity to arrive at. and ior my figures I do not claim absolute accuracy. Publishers in this country annually expend some thing near tho following sums for uews: "For press despatches. . specini " " local news ....... 20.000 ?.0,(0 12, St I v uo l.t:,rrti,(X)0 "Tho business of the Associated Tress, a mutual coucern which pavs nothing for its uews. ami which serves its patrons at approximate cost. amounts to $ 1.250.000 per anuum; and ina. or me united rress, a stock cor poration, is $450,000 per annum. Tiio former aims to provide news about all important events, in which work $120. 000 in telegraph tolls is expended; while the latter endeavors, above all else, to provide accounts of events occurring in the viciuiiv of the re spective papers served." HOW TO THROW A BASDALL, tUm Niktal and Aqti-d Method Mfihert-Arm Thrnwio Considered tbo Best. Vnw & fw wnrH rfitrarninsr the oh- jects to be aimed at in general practice. First, as regards throwing. .Lvery one has what may be called a natural way of throwing the ball, but this so-called natural way usually means a per verted method acquired through care lessness, or attempts to throw too hard before the arm is sufficient! y accustomed to the work. As a result of this, there are few bovs or college men who may . i .i. . ... . not learn a yreat ueai in tne matter oi i throwing by careful attention for a few weeks to one or two points, ine nrst man to whom attention should be called is the man who takes a hop. skip, and jump before he lets the ball go. No man can run fast enough to beat a thrown ball and, consequently, it takes longer to carry the ball part way and throw it the rest, than it does to throw it all the way. Therefore, the tirst thing for the roan who has ac- . . ! . a 1 i ! I I quired tins tries to uo, is to stauu sun when he gets the ball, and then throw it. The opposite fault to this, is that of leaning away when throwing. A man gets a sharp grounder, and throws the ball before he has recovered ' his balance, and the force of his throw is thereby greatly diminished. While this is not nearly so common as the other fault, it is quite as diitjcult to cor rect. The happy medium between the two is the man who receives the ball and, quickly straighteuing himself, drives it while leaning forward; and. as it leaves the hand, takes his single step in the directiou of his throw. So much for the feet and body, now for the arm, hand,-and wrist. The best and most accurate throw ers are those who continually practice what is culled a "short-arm" throw. To get an idea of tho first steps toward the acquisition of this method, let the player take the ball in his hand, and bringing it back just level with his ear. planting both feet firmly, attempt to throw the ball without using the legs or body. At first the throw is awkward and feeble, but constant practice speed ily results in , moderate speed and p collar accuracy.. After steady practice at this until quite a pace is ac quired, the man may be allowed to use his legs and body to increase the speed. still, however, sticking to the straight, forward motion of the hand, wrist, and the arm. Tho secret of the throw is, of course, keeping the hand in a line with the arm and not swinging it out to the side and away from the head. where much of the accuracy aad soma of the quickness is lost. Certain catchers have brought this style of throw to such a pitch of perfection as to get the ball away toward second al most on the instant it strikes the hands. They aid the throwing by a slight twist of the body. - ihe quickness of this method of throwing is. of course, due to the fact that there is no delay caused by draw ing back the arm past the head or by turning the body around, which lose so much valuable time. Its accuracy is due to the fact that it is easier to aim at an object with the hand in front of the eyes than when it is out beyond the shoulder. One can easily ascer tain this by comparing the ease of pointing the index linger at any object when the hand is in front of the face. with the dilliculty of doing so when the arm is extended out sideways from the bodv. Still further, in the almost round-arm throwing, which many play ers use, the hand describes an arc. and the ball must be let go at the proper point in the swing, the throw is certain to be wild. In the other method, that of straight-arm throwing, any variation is far more likely to be a variation in height onl', and in that re spect the variation may be greater without serious error. A straight- arm throw sends a ball much easier to handle than the side-arm style. The latter is likely to curve, bound irregu larly, and be more inconvenient for the baseman, in the held throwing should be on a line, as much as possible, and there are few distances to be covered there that require any up and over" throwing. It getting a ball in from a deep out-field, the distance is some times so great that none but profess ionals or exceptionally strong throw ers can drive the ball in except by giv ing it quite an upward direction; even then, however, one should be careful to keep the ball fairly well down, as it is far better to have it reach the catcher on the bound than to go sailing over his head. "Keep it down" is a card inal rule when fielding at the home plate for the field. If a low ball be thrown. itis easier for the catcher to touch the runuer. who in a tight place will invariably slide as close to the ground as possible. A high throw gives the catcher almost no chance to recover and put the ball on the man, whereas a low throw brings his hands in the most advantageous position for touching the runner. The same is, of course, true in the case of the catcher's throws to the second or the other bases, to put out the runner. The position of the fingers when throwing a ball is a point upon which there are individual differences of opinion; but the majority of the best throwers in the country use principally the fore-finger and middlr-tiuger in giving direction to the balL Waller (Jump, in St. Nicholas. The Number Tbree. There is much superstitious regard for the number three in the popular mind, aud the third repetition of any thing is generally looked upon as "a crisis. Thus, an article may twice be lost and recovered, but the "third time that it is lost it is gone for good. Twice a man may pass through some great danger in safety, but the third time he loses his life. If. however, the mystic third can be successfully passed, all is well. Three was ealleti by Pythagoras the perfect number, and we frequently find its use symbolical of Deity; thus, we might mention the trident of Nep tune, the three-forked lightning of Jove, and the three-headed dog of Pluto. The idea of trinity is not con fined to Christianity, but occurs in several religions. Iu myth logy also we find three Fates, three Furies and tbree Graces; and comiug nearer to our times. Shakspeare introduces his three witches. I public faottso signs three seem to play an important part, for we frequently meet with "Three Cups," Three Jolly Sailors." "Three Bells," Three Tuns." -Three Feathers" in fact, that number of almost anything of which a fertile imagination can con ceive a trio. In nursery rhymes and tales this number is not unknown; and if we look back to the days of our childhood most of us will call to mind the three wise men of Gotham, who took a sea voyage in a bowl, not to mention the three blind mice that had their tails cut off by the farmer's wife. Perhaps there is some occult power in I., .. i l ,li me numoer wincn governn me ui vision of novels into tUeo volumes and in duces doctors to order their medicine to be taken thrice daily. It is said that some tiibes of savages cannot count be yond three; but although they have no words to express higher numbers per haps we should be scarcely justified in assuming that they are incapable of appreciating the value of the latter. MAKING A SPEECH. Ik Usually Involve a Vry Serloo Physi cal Strain. It may look like a very easy thing for a member, having his speech writ ten, to deliver it during the course of an hour in the House, but it is not such an easy thing as it looks. The average speaker gets a deal of athletic exercise in the course of an hour's 'speech. There are some members in the House who can stand and read a speech with out lifting a hand except to turn the pages, and almost without changing posidou; and there are others who can talk all day without getting tired; but the average speaker perspires as if he were sawing wood. An off-hand speech of ten minutes does not count, but the man who throws his arms in the air as if whirling Indian clubs, hammers his desk like a blacksmith, and dances all around the place for an hour or more, is taking very violent exercise. Experience has taught some of them that it is not safe' to make such a speech without taking extra precautions against cooling off too quickly af ter . wards. I know several members who take extraordinary precautions. They do not speak often, lhey know for we ks beforehand that they are to speak, and after all preparations aro made for the speech itself, and the day comes for the effort, they have a servant bring a complete change of linen and under wear aud a heavy overcoat to the Cap itol, and wait with these things at, hand until the speech is ended. Then the speaker, with the perspiration pour ing off him, rushes to the cloak-room, where the servant stands with the coat ready, and throws it over his shoulders as soon as he comes within reach. Next, the member, with tho collar of his overcoat turned up high, tucks his dry underclothing under, his aim and makes for the bath-rooms. Thero he enters the waiting-room, where the temperature is high and there can bo no draught, being under ground, and waits to cool off a little preparatory to a bath. There is no more work for him in the House that day. When he has got his bath, he makes for his lodg ings as fast as he can, aud stays there until thoroughly rested. Cor. Phila delphia Telegraph. Newspapers. From Topic of the Time" In the Century on "Journalists and News papers." we quote as follows: "No doubt the present tendency towards' trivialities aud personalities wi.ll con tinue until private rights and public morals are better protected by the laws, and until the acme of size and . is !rout in newspapers lias oeen readied, .n tho race for expansion and power, the leader who has adopted the read iest means has often imposed his meth ods upou men who would choose thi best means. The fault of a lower tone, here and there, is not chargeable to the great body of workers, for in the profession will be found to-day a high average of ability, and conscientious performance of duty; and never be fore our time have newspapers been able to command the trained intelli gence and taste to euable them to do all they are now doing for the develop ment of art and literature; all that the newspapers of to day are doing, for every good cause, and notably at this moment for that of good government. Capital and financial success are of course essential for the production of a great modern newspaper; out tne public hits a right to demand that those who bear the highest re sponsibilities of the profession should issue newspapers which they, as private individuals, would be willing to in dorse, in every part, as men ,f char acter, refinement, and self-respect" TVaatcd Eloquence. "Matilda," the young man said, nerv ously, "what I am going to say may sur prise you, but my feelings are leading ma ou. Encournged by your kindness. In toxicatej by your benuty, and rendered desperate by the conviction that tho hours are fleeing away and that the future can hold nothing worse than the sunpense under which I now labor. I have resolved to risk my fate on the cast of the die." Ue loosened his collar, coughed and went ahead. "Oiher young men, Matilda, m"re butterflies of fashion, may dunce atten dance upon you and fl itter you. Listen not to them. Listen to the voice of sin cere devotion. Other young men. talented, nay, perchance, young men possessed of wealth in abuodancc, may aeek'your hand. I am not talented, Matilda, I am not handsome. I have not those delicate little arts that win the affection of women. I am not rich " "No, Mr. D 'iiuis.snid the young benu ty, with a yawn, and rising to her feet, "and I regret to say also, ihut you are noi in it." Mr. Dennis withdrew from the com petition at once. A Handy Cigar. An English officer in India was seiz ed by a tiger while smoking a cigar. As the beast was carrying him off he touched his lighted cigar to his side, and presto, change! he was dropped like a hot potato, and got up and re turned to his friends. Dyed In the fiftieth year of its age, of scarlet fever, Palti's hair. NO. 22 MEERSCHAUM IN CHUNKS. ft Co From Turkey, aad Ved for Pipes. U CliUSf The meerschaum comes from Turkey In boxes. A box holds about fifty pounds, and is worth from $20 to $300i according to t he size and quality ot the pieces. It looks like plaster of paria smoothed off and rounded. The ambef looks like beeswax or large pieces ol resin. It comes iu pieces, and is worth from $2 to $20 a pound. Meerschaum to make a five-dollar pipe costs about $2.50. The amber tips raw costs about one-quarter or one-half as much. -" Wheu an order comes for a pipe the proprietor goes through the stock ot meerschaum to get a piece out of which the pipe can be cut with as little loss as possible. Four-fifths of the meerschaum is wasted, though the chips re often saved and made into imitation meerschaum pipes. The meerschaum is first cut on a cir cular saw into a piece a little larger than the pipe. If the cutting shows holes or cracks, the piece Is cast aside. Then it is soaked in water for fifteen miuutes and cut tho rough shape with a knife. Then a hole is drilled through it, and it is turned with a half motion. After the turning the stem is inserted. It is smoothed off when dry, boiled la wax and polished, then it is ready to be sold. The amber is worked with a chisel, and turning wheel. . The chisel is sharp and razor-like. A clumsy operator would cut his fingers off wkh it. An oTd operator takes the piece ot amber in his hand and rounds it with the chisel, the forefinger of the left hand serving as a guide for the ch sel to play. When it is rounded it is held against the face of a roughened wheel until it is turned to approximately the required size. Then it is put in the same turning wheel and a hole is bored through it. This is for the more common and cheaper amber stems the same kind that are put in brierwood pipes, which sell for 50 and 75 cents, it does not take more than a quarter or a half-hcur to finish one of these stems. A stem for a more costly pipe will take a day. The shortest time in which a good meerschaum pipo can be iide is three days. That is for a plain pipe. If the pipe is to be carved that time has to be added. Workmen have spent months on carviug one pipe. The dust and chips from the ambei and meerschaum are saved.' The amber dust is melted and made into amberiua. The meerschaum dust is chopped and worked into a paste, from whic ich the imitation meerschaum pipes are made. It is a common idea that real meerschaum can be told from imitation meerschaum by the fact that real meer schaum floats ou water, but imitation meerschaum floats also. Imitation meerschaum can be made to color better than real meerschaum though it docs not last so long aud the color is likely to come in streaks. It is hard for man who is not in the business to tell a real from an imitation meerschaum. The best quality of meerschaum fre quently has air-holes and cracks in it, TIow Many Word a In English? An interesting question suggested by an ancient waif of a book is the number of English words now existing. Considerable difference of opinion exists on this point. Mr, George P. Marsh, an American author of repute, in his "Lectures on the English Lan guage," estimates that the number (io 1861) "probably does not fall short of 100,000;" and large addit ons. especial ly in art and science, have come into use since , that date. Other writers, however, come to a different conclu sion, and think that 40.000 would in clude the whole. It depends a good deal on how calculations are made. If all the subsidiary words participles and the like are to be taken into ac count, it will swell the sum total very considerably. Taking the first three words that oc cur at random, we find that from "demonstrate." in one of our modern dictionaries, there are thirteen deriva tives; from the word "bright" there are twelve, and from "deplore" there are ten. There is also redundance in other forms. In one of Todd's editions of Dr. Johnson there are upward of eigh ty words with the prolix "all" all-coiu-plying, all-divining, ail-drowsy, and so on a very notable instance of diction ary padding. In ways like these the vocabulary may be indefinitely in creased. Probably, if we take leading words and all their derivatives, tht number at the present time will ex ceed Mr. Marslv estimate. An ap proximate verification of this mar be found by mulliplving the number of Eages in any good modern dictionary y the average number of words in page. Shakspeare' s works, it is believed. In clude about 15,000 separate words, and Milton's about 8.000; but from these figures we have no criterion of the ex tent of the actual English vocabulary. It may be mentioned here that while Cockeram has only about 7,000 or 8, 000 words. there are in Bailey's Diction ary approximately about SG.O00, aud in Johnson's not more than that. In some of the larger modern works, again, the figures, as has been sid, reach to upward of 100,000. Chamber's Journal. Which Is Your Right Hand? An anatomist told me the other day that I could not tell him which was my right hand. I immediately held out mj right hand, but he objected. He said that he did not say that I should not show or extend my right hand, but that I conid tell him which was mv right hand that is, that I could not describe it in words so that one who had never heard of the distinction we make between the right and left hands would be able to find it. I thought that would be easy enough also until I took: time to think' the matter over, then I gave it up. for on the outside of the human body there is nothing to dis tinquish the right hand from the left. No one can describe it in words so that an ignorant persou (one not know. Ing the distinctions we make) can find and locate it. at. Louis Jltpublic The table upon which Oliver Crom well signed the death warrant of Charles I. was sold recently to a Loa dob antiquary for $710. V A 2l v I " . - vv '