1 ' - Tlie Iimret. Tlie nnmLer of recognize! ppocifs rl insects, according to l'rof. An;;elo Ileil priu, is generally conceded to lo up wards of 100,000, and bv some authors is placed as Liylx ns 150,000, but it is very -questionable whether these represent more Mian one-tenth of the number ac tually inhabiting the earth's surface. Probably not less thi one-half of the indicated forms belong to the order -coleoptera, or beetles, which is by fur the most numerously represented of all the orders. The lepidopteraor butter flies have thus far yielded some 15,000 pecies or about one-thirteenth of the totnl number (200,000) estimated, by Speyer for the world nt larjre and an equal nnnfber nmy, perhaps, with a cer tain amount of aeeni'acy, be cretlitftl to the hemenoptera (bees, wasps, and ants), the hemptera (Imjrs), and diptera (tlk-n). Tho orthoptera, or straijrht-win;ed in sects, which include the locusts, yrnss lioppers, etc., are considerably less numerous, whilo the species of netted -veined forms' (neuroptera) probably do not much exceed 2,000, or perhaps do not even reach this figure. I'llilt Eye In Cill. In the August report of the secretary of the State Board of Agriculture of Missouri, Dr. Paul Pnqniu. state veteri narian, says regarding the above disease, which has caused much trouble amonar cattle, net only in that but in other western states: There is au inflamma tion of the eye ball, with formation of matter and whitish opneity of the lens, etc. For these reasons I suggested the name "Specific Ophthalmia" to distin guish it from the ordinary inflammation or oplithalmia. Since, a scientilic veter inarian, -Dr. Billings, has termed it "Keratitis." Treatment consists in bathing the eye frequently in cool water. A good way to do that is to place wet clothes before and to wet them often, ilaily, with a sponge or large syringe. In bad cases npply a few drops of the following to the e3'es twice a day with a medicine dropper: Sulphate of zinc and iodide of potassium, of each 1 drachm, soft, or rain water, S ounces. "HlNfk Head." A correspondent troubled with "black heads" asks for a lotion. They should be pressed -out either with the thumb nails or a watch key. The operation is likely to cause some congestion of the skin, hence the face should be bathed with water as hot a3 it can be born. As a rule, those who have blackheads nro sparing of the use of soap, which ou;ht to Ire used quite freely by them. La dies who object to it might use instead, borax water, or water to which brau is added. Twice daily the following lo tion mny be applied: Ether, one ounce; carbonate of ammonia, one drachm; boracic acid one scruple; water sufficient to make two ounces. This should'be applied after the "black heads" have been pressed out and the face has been bathed in hot water. Boston Herald. Agricultural Science In Germany. There are sixty-two experiment sta tions and other like institutions for agri cultural research iu Germany, the land ofthe earliest and greatest development of scientilic farming, and these employ 217 scientilic specialists From the best accessible accounts it appears, accord ing to Professor AV. O. Atwater, that twenty-seven German stations exercise control of commercial fertilizers, twenty-nine of feeding stuffs, and thirty of seeds, by examination of wares in the interest of the purchaser; this, however, in most cases, being only part of the work done. Some stations follow a .number of lines of inquiry, others con line themselves to one or two. There are fifteen devoted mainly to investiga tions in vegetablo pbysiolog, includ ing nutrition of plants, seven to animal physiology, including feeding experi ments; three to dairy industry; four to sugar beet and three to fruit and vine culture. There re nine with buildings for vegetation experiments with ani mals and two with experimental gar dens. The results of the work done are of tho greatest value to the German farmer, who has learned to inake daily use or tlie information furnished. Ill V j- f ICxreInr It. A Russian gentleman who has an American wife m-et some friends of the latter who were traveling in Europe re cently',' and among other things which he told them concerning her was the fact' that she had been bitten by one of his bloodhounds that had started out and run amuck, so to say, one day nptuilus estate. The Americans were tilled witn horror ana were eager, in their inquiries in regard to what was done and if there were any evil results from the wound. JLhe liussian, who is of high rank, hastened to reassure them "There were no bad consequences at all," he assured them, "I took a hot iron and burned out the wound. It smelled a little like mutton chops cooking, but 1 didn't mind that." A Kay of It put. Sundry school superintendent "Can any of von tell me why Sunday is called a day of rest?" Little Dick (holding up hi3 hand) "I kin. It's 'cause ve get up early and hurry through break fUs' so'.s 1o dress in time for Sunday school, and then hurry to Sunday school, so we wont be late, and theu skip inter church 'fore the bell stops ringin' aud then go home to din ner and get fixed up for afternoon ser vice, and then get supper an' go to bed so pa and ma can get ready for evening service. That's all we do. New York Weekly. The oldest man in the world lives in Hun gary and is 121 years old. The Texas cotton crop this year ia esti mated to be worth S1,000,000. Southern California estimates her honey crop at 2,000,000 pounds this season. Kalamazoo. Mich expects to realize 51,000,000 from its celery crop this year. Buenos Ayres is to have a world's fair. Buffalo, N. Y., claims a population of 250,000. Bismarck has intimated to the pope that he must not leave Rome. California sent 3.500,000 pounds of hooey to Europe last year. Utah has a colony composed of natives of the Hawaiian islands. Mr. "William Ernest Healey, the author and poet, began life as a laborer. Any article that has outlived 24 years of competition and imitation, and sells more and more each year, must have merit. Dobbins Electric Soap first made in S6 5 is just that article. Ask your gro cer for it. He has it, or will get it. Remembrance ia the only paradise out of which we cannot be driven. America' finest "TansiU's Punch." Cigar. Uiiwalcrfd Iniid. About a fifth of the globe's land sur face, according to Professor Loom is, has an annual rainfall of less than ten inches and a considerably larger .part has too little water for agricultural pur poses except in the limited districts where irrigation is practicable. In North America an almost rainless re gion, exists in southern California and Arizona, and a large area about Slave Jake has only ten inches of rain yearly. HALF'S "CATARRH CURE is a liquid and is taken internally, and aets directly apon thebiood and raucous surfaces of the system. Send tor testimonials, free. Sold ty druggist. 7oe. F.J.CHENEY&C0.,Proprs., Toledo, O DOS'T IOC THI5K SO. It's all very well to be jolly When everything's poiiicr jut r!?;U: When, in summer skies showing nobiC o A shadow, the sun's shining bright: When around vou your mcrrvf riends c.uste With many a laugh-bringing jest, And wherever you turn you discover The world In its srala robes dressed. But, ah ! 'tis sublime to be jolly 1 When mirth-loving spirits have fled: When your path la in gloominess shrouded A nd the tempest burst over your head ; -When fainter hearts beg you to cheer them Thoaerh your own heart be lonel v and drear And you scarce can help doubting if ever The darkness will quite disappear. The bird that sings sweetly when goldca The earth Is and gentle the wind. . When the bees hum their joy o'er the hone 'I bat, ma in the flowers tiiey find, When, vying in beautv and fragrance, Red roses aud white lilies grow, And butterflies, splendid iu raiment. Through their airy rcalmfltt to and fro, Is a dear little fongster; but dearer Is the bird that its jov-giving strata -Undaunted trills loudly and gayly In spite of the chill and the rain; For that to be jolly 'tU easy ; In sunshine there isn't a doubt; But, ah ? tis sublime to be jolly WAen there is naught to be jolly arcm. Margaret Eylinye, in Harper' Weekly ABOVE THE MIST. BT LILLIA8 CAMPBELL DAVIDSON1. To-morrow is Marjory's birthday," faid the laird. "What shall we give her?" They were all out after dinner, on tlu low stone terrace of the old gray castle, drinking their coffee and watching the broad sheet of gold spread . across the loch, as the moon rose behind Ben Lo mond's solemn height. "What do you ' want, my pet?" an! he slid his arm round Margie s slendei shoulders, as she leaned beside him, wrapped in a soft cloud of white woolen drapery, upon' the carved stone balus trade. "Oh, I want nothing, papa! I think I've everything I could possibly need except except a little bit of white heather." Everybody laughed, except Angus Colquhoun. It takes little to excite mirth among a party of guests in a pleasant country house, who have dirred well and have no heavier cares than how to settle tomorrow's amusements. These gay people, fresh from a London season, found the novelty of a Scotch castle quite delicious. The weather had been perfect, and they had not begun to be bored yet. They were in a state oi mind to be amused at anything even Mr. Colquhoun's sulky looks at dinner. "White heather! cried Lady Grace Davenport, a very consolable young widow. "My dear Margie, what an idea! Why don't you wish for dia monds a set like Mrs. Livington's?" Everybody laughed agrfhi, except the young Laird of Logie, whose stern fea tures did not relax their expression in the least. He was tasting to the full to-night, Eoor Angus, how bitter life could b3. farjory wee Marjory his pet and his darling of the old schoolboy days his "wee wifie," as she had been called since she clung to his proud hand to take her first tottering steps on the very stone terrace, where they stood together now who would ever have dreamed that Marjory could hurt him as she had done in the last three days? Oh, if she- had never gone to London for that odi ous season! In all the days of the life they had spent together, they had never boen parted but once before when he went to Edinburgh for his last school year. All their schooling before that had been got from governesses and tutors, and Marjory even made her first stammering acquaintance with the Latin tongue, an aquaintance which never ran any risk of degen erating into contempt, from Angus own well thumbed Principia. llow she cried that time they parted! And how his heart was wrung at going! But he found the same old merry Marjory when he came back to Ar doch; and they were as happy as the northern summer days were long. This time it was Marjory who parted, and she did not shed a tear. It was only August now, and the snow wreaths had not all faded from lien Lomond's lofty crest before she went, and yet those few short months had robbed him of his sweetheart, and the "wee wilie" was his own no more. If he had but spoken when he came from college, and found himself, at twenty-one, Laird of Logic, and his own master! It was all through the old Laird that he did not lay Logie and himself, then and there, at Margie's little feet, and tell her they were ners, and only hers, now and for ever. Ardoch had spoken fairly enough; he told him it was Ins hope and his wish to call him his son, and Logie lands jumped with Ardoch There never . was a Feraison who could not appreciate the joining of two neighboring estates. Ardoch was a thorough Ferguson, high minded and generous though h: mio-nt D-3. lint Marjory had seen notmng of the worla; it would not be just to bind her till she had her season in .London and seen sray life. Angus' Scotch sense of justice made him see the force of that, and he did violence with himself and saw her go without a spoKen word of love. Sure ly Marjory knew, without the speak ing! Now she was at home again, a Mar jory, all London airs and graces; lit tle affections and fashions and fol lies, such as Ardoch's gaunt old walls had never seen before. She treated him as if they were old friends no more. There was net a blush, nor a falter; she had forgotten how to look shy in London drawing1 rooms.' An gus raged inwardly, with a pain that seemed to take all his strength to bear; and with the pain and hurt feeling was mingled though he would have died rather than own it himself a certain secret sense of the difference between him and the London men Marjory had brought back in her train. He felt as great a gulf between himself and these indiuerent men of the world as there was between his evening suit, built by a Glasgow tailor, and the embroidered shirts and waistcoats, satin neckties and big-bowed shoes, which filled hi3 country soul with wonder somewhat J 1 J .. .... uasneu witn disdain. Jn his . own ground by moor, or loch, or mountain, or among his books Angus tall. oroad-shoudered Angus was their master, and knew it, but to-night, at the dinner, with its complicated menu, such as Castle Ardoch had never provided before, he felt himself at a disadvantage among these deni zens of fashionable spheres. In vain Lady Grace tried all her fascination on the "handsome voung Scotch bear," as all the ladies private ly called him; in vain they went into ecstacies over the view of distant Logie from Ardoch terrace, the short, heavy towers, with their pointed caps, like a fourteenth century Norman cnateau, even over the "uoo-cote " a little isolated turret itself, within tho outer moat Angus never yielded, and solemn gravity Marjory grew frivolous every gaver ana more minute. There was a certain Mr. Venablcs, who was the principal object of Angus arrsion; a strange man, with flowing Iocks, and an expression of mild suffer ing, dressed in the garb of a half century ago, with a peach satin waistcoat and broad white shirt cuffs, turned back over his tight coat sleeves. Round him the whole party seemed to circle, with a pro found interest and admiration. If he only murmured, in a. sad and weary yoice, that "the transient shadow on the mountain was exquisite in its evanescent glory," everybody caught the refrain and sang the glories of the shadows, till Angus wished they shared the fleeting Iropensities they found so admirable. Io loathed Mr. Venablcs. who persisted in addressing him as "Mr. Logie," as if that were hia surname; who affected tp be unable to comprehend the title ol the "Laird" when Ardoch kindly took upon himself to explain; who looked aa though be were ready dressed for private meatricais, ana crownm sin fol lowed Marjory about with a persistence that would have been pointed had it had enough energy. Lady Grace had enlivened the second entree by telling Colquhoun that Lionel V enables was "the fashion," the art critic of the season, the arbiter of taste and feeling, the greatest man of the dav. "The Fergusons are no end lucky to have caught him for a visit," said Lady Grace, who did not affect the aesthetic in her conversation. "The Duchess ol Wiltshire was ready to tear he? hair be cause he threw her over to come, ana he goes on to Sandringham next month. One would have thought wild horses wouldn't have kept him from the Duchess' artistic fete, but lions can af ford to give themselves airs, and" of course . we all know the attraction. Lucky girl! There wasn't a woman in town last season who wouldn't have given her eyes to have Lionel Venables at her apron strings, and he was at Marjory's. The jealousy and hatred that girl excited!" Lady Grace gave an envious sigh. So Angus gloomed in the background while every body else laughed and chatted and admired the moon effects, "as if they had been got up for their entertain ment," thought the young' Laird of Logie, in his sulks. "Well, well," said the Laird (when that title possessed a capital it always meant Ardoch), patting the soft cheek which rested close to his shoulder. "You've had your own way ever since you were born, my lass, and I expect you'll go on having it. White heather you must have, since it's white heather you want, though it's younger bones than mine that'll bo seeking it, I doubt. Who'll be your knight and bring you home a piece of good luck to wear at your birthday dinner to-morrow night. I wonder? There was a polite chorus from all the men present. "But that's too simple a deed for a lady's knight," said old Sir Charles Huntley, with his courtly grace. "Only a handful of a shrub that frows wild everywhere and can be ad for the picking." . "Indeed, and you'll not find that to be the case," said the laird, with his fine little Northern inflection of voice. "Heather's common enough, I grant you but white heather's as rare as the black swan. Marjory says it's the type of happiness; perhaps because of its scarcity." "Or because it is so hard to find. (Marjory seemed almost serious.) "My old nurse, Elspie, had a prettier reason still: she said it was because it grew only on the lofty heights." "Poetical, but incorrect," murmured the laird. Veneablcs appeared uneasy. "Do understand that it has habit?" he asked, were little if the ladye an inaccessible "Though that design to crave for it." "Ohit's easy enough to find if you know where to look." said good na- tured Mrs. Ferguson; and venables considered within himself that the wild and barefooted youths of the neighborhood would no doubt pos sess that knowledge. ... ...... Jiut isn t there another meaning than happiness, Margie?" asked Lady brace gayly. "Something like helio trope, in "Tom Brown at Oxford?" "May I not know it?" Venables put on his most witching air. "Oh, you may find it in the Quean's 'Highland Journal-,' " laughed Marjory, lightly, though her face colored a little in the moonlight. " . "Mamma, are we to have no music to-night? And they adjourned to the music- room. . Late that night, as Colquhoun crossed the paneled hall on his way to his dog cart, ulster-clad, and pipe between his lingers, the door of the book-room (Anglice, library) stood aiar, and his passing glance lit on Mr. Venables, sunk in the Laird's own big leather cnair. a green bound volume was in his hands, and he was skimming its pages. Colquhoun's loyal soul knew well that oft-perused book: "Leaves from the Journal," he muttered between his teeth, and closed the nail-studded front door with a portentous clap. ' It was not royal weather that hailed Marjory's birthday, as the Castle Ardoch party started to picnic on Ben Lomond's crest. The sky was overcast, and the Laird predicted rain before night. though he was generally voted a wet blanket, and his prediction laughed to scorn. Most of the party were mounted for the ascent, Southern hearts rather quailing at so formidable a climb; but Marjory walked with the L.aird, and most of the male clement, out-distanced altogether by Angus, who swung off with a steady stride, suggestive of Mal colm Grteme. Venables lingered be hind, and entered' into converse with one of the white-haired laddies near the Rowardenin Hotel, who looked intelli gent, pulled his 'forelock, and scampered on up the mountain. Perhaps it was the delay so caused which resulted in Venables reaching the summit, breath less and exhausted, some half hour after the rest. Angus, well used to mountain picnics, was a host m himself, and he and Mrs. i erguson had the , cloth . laid and the hampers emptied with a business-like celerity truly delightful to the hungry, it was only alter luncheon was over that he disappeared, and Marjory's quick eye saw him as vanished on the further side of the tall peak that crowns iie.ii Jjomond s top. All the rest of the gentlemen began to search, with much merriment and less energy, for Marjory's coveted white heather. Mr. Venables strayed thought-r mny away m the direction taken some hours before by the youth with the "lint-locks," anil Marjory was for the moment alone with the remnants of the feast. She felt uneasy, she could scares ly have told why: there was a look in Arurus' face that haunted her since yes tcrday. and half unconsciously ear aud eye were strained! toward th spot wLert he had vanished. Suddenly, through the gray hushed air, a faint ' cry struck on her ear. Without the hesitation of a moment Marjory turned and darted like a young lawn up to the peak. As she ran, with one swift breath, the -whole face of the hill-world changed, and a white mist, thick, blinding, impalpable, swept up the slope behind her, and blotted out all the world beneath. How she chose that one steep sheet track she could never tell; she seemec to act by an instinct beyond herself, and it was hardly surprise that struck upor her heart like the touch of a cold hand, as she reached the foot of a steep preci pice, and saw lyingj at its base, one fool twisted beneath him, the still, motion less form of Angus Colquhoun. "Oh, Angus, Angus!' she was on her knees beside him,raising his head upon her arm "I have killednim!" and with a cry that rang back from the frowning crags above, like a wierd wail of anguish, she flung; herself upon hi breast. Even as her head rested troon hi heart she teit its beat, bhe started away, but his left arm held her fast, and its the color came back to his blanched face, and his eyes unclosed, she ceased to struggle. His flask was in the pocket of his coat; she found it. and put it to his lips. He jerked himself up to a sitting posi tion, clenching his teeth as he twisted his ankle by the movement, but he still held her fast. "Fainted like a a-h-l!" said he. witi intense disgust. A thing Venables might have done! But oh, Margie) O wj's wv . ouu UD 1DU to 'covering her hands with kisses. "And I thought you did not care?" sighed Angus, in his content, forgetting evf ryenxng out inai sue was Desiae him. '1 only found I eared just now." 4 'And your white heather, dear! slipped before I could reach it up there I can't give you vour bit of happiness, Marjory, after all." "You have given me all the happiness the world holds, Angus," was all she answered. - Suddenly, with breath as swift as be fore, the mountain mists shifted again, and the scene below lay clear once more the group about the horses, al the place where they had lunched, and just beneath them, Mr. Venables receiv ing a bunch of something from the hands of a kilted youth. Marjory's quick eye caught that, and a blush oi sympathetic shame crept into hex cheeks. "Angus, you must lean on my shoul der," she said, "the path is not far, we must get back to the ponies." He turned to drag himself to his feet, and his touch closed on one tiny spray of white heather where he had lain. "Look! lookl" he cried triumphantly. "You will have it, after all! Elspie was right happiness grows high above the mists." "And close at hand, when we looked for it far off," murmured Marjory soft ly, as Angus laid the little white bells in her hand. There was high festival that at Castle Ardoch when Marjory's health was drunk at dinner with Highland honor; and, young Colquhoun, on the tartan covered sofa in the dining room win dow, was promoted to be an interesting invalid, and voted much nicer ill than well by most of the ladies present. Venables' portly bunch of white heath er decorated the big silver epergne, pre sented to the Laird by the yeomanry when he resigned his command; but . one slender bit, with tiny blossoms, nestled among the plaits of Marjory s soft hair. "May I tell the Laird, now?" whis pered Angus, as she lingered by his sofa in passing, when the ladies went away. "Tell ham what?" she laughed back, with a flash of tlie old sauciness. "You' ve told me nothing, yet. Do you know you've never even asked me a certain question?" "The heather asked it for me " he said, leoking at her with dancing eyes; and that was all the proposal of marriage Marjory ever had. Newspapers the Popular Reflector Newspapers, after all, only reflect the mind; of the average man, who likes to read about things easily un derstood, and which demand no in tellectual exertion on his part. Cul ture ia equally absent from all other forms ot popnlar literature. Look at the books which are the most read. "Called Back" and "Mr. Pot ter of Texas" are examples taken at random. To sueh stuff it is absurd to apply the name of literature. Then,agaiir, if we are a cultured peo ple,'it is a remarkable fact to how small a class books that are really works of nrt and masterpieces ol style appeal. When Shelly wrote his "Epipsychi-dion" there were in Eng land at the time only about twelve men to whom he deemed it worth tvhile sending that famous poem. If another Shelly were on the pub lic ns a poet to-morrow, he would be under a similar difficulty. It is fully time that we recognized the truth. Culture is not by any means univer sal. Wha t is widespread and assumes its name rs the modern spirit of sup erficiality. We read reviews of books in The Spectator, and not the books themselves.-' We get our opinions second hand from where will to save ourselves the trouble of t thinking. We prefer the commonplaco and tri vial in literature and art to what is great and noble. We have no love for philosophy, although it is fash ionable to pretend we have. In fact, the whole system of our national education must be reversed and the attitude of the public mind altered before we can truly describe ourselves as a cultured people. London Spec tator. Caesar's Prond Boast, Scottish American. A Scotch minister was sorely kept under by his "better half," who placed him and! his friends on very short allowance. On one occasion he had a visit Irom anoid.acquaintance, and, after patiently waiting ior his wife's departure, she at length, as lie thought, retired for the night. She had no sooner left than the hen pecked husband exultingly exclaimed, "I am determined to lie Caesar in my own house!" and at the same time rang the bell and ordered refresh ments. Just as he and his friend were beginning to enjoy themselves "my lady" (who had overheard her unfortunate lord's boastful ejacula tion) popped her head in at the door and 6aid firmly, "Caesar, come to bed'." ills Wire Ban OfT With nig Nephew. A Saratoga special to the Kew York Sun says: Geo. Brayman, a night employe of the Delaware and Hudson railroad company, and about forty years- of age, has a handsome wife- somewhat younger and four children f whom she is the mother. He has also a nephew, Chns. Brayman, between whom and his wife grew up an intimacy which com pletely destroyed Uncle George's peace of mind, and caused him a great deal of trouble. Many times his worst fears of his wife's infidelity had been aroused and speciously nlr layed, but last Saturday his sus picious were confirmed. Instead of, killing his wife and his nephew, which is the usual way in such cases, he re solved to kill himself. With this purpose in view he bought an ounce of arsenic "to kill rats." Then going to his home he deliberately put a teaspoonful of the poison in a mouth, washed it down with a glass of water, ,nd laid himself down on the floor to die. When discovered lie was unconscious. Doctors were call ed who, after two hours of effort, paved his life. Brayman was then arrested for violation of section 174 of the penal code ia trying to com mit suicide and held to bail in $200. He now says he is willing to forgive his wife if she will come home and promise to be faithful to him in the future, which she refuses to do, de claring that she "won't live with a man who is such a big fool as to try to kill himself for such a small mat ter." t A Large and Happy Family, he New York Evening World some time ago offered a prize of $100 in gold to the mother who has given birth and reared the greatest num ber of living children. The" prize was awarded to the score recorded in the following affidavit: "I Elizabeth Lang, hereby make affidavit that I am fortv-nine years old, the wife oi Martin Lang, tailor, and reside at 250 Boerum street, Brooklyn, that I am tbeonother of fifteen children, all of .whom are now living, towit: Mary, born November 1, 1858: Liz zie, born July 1, 1860; Kate, born March 30, 18C2; Rose, born Septem ber 4, 1863; Martin, born May 29, 1865, Sophie, born December 19, 1866; Maggie, born February 17; 1868; Joseph, born June 19,. 1869, Albert, born Mav21, 1871: Annie, born May 3, 1873; Frederick, born October 28, 1874; Johanna, born November 18, 1877: George, born August 1, 1881 and John, born Oc tober 17, 1885." AU reports say it is a very happv family. Three of the children are married and supply six irrand children. One of the sons is in fet. Vincent's seminary studving for the priesthood and three ot the daughters are religieuses of the Or der of Sisters of St. Dominic. The fa ther is an industrious tailor, just about able to fill his big table and no more. A Traveling' Philanthropist. There were eight ot us who got oft the train at the junction to wait two hours for the train on the other road. It was a small building in the coun try, without a house in sight, and no platform to walk on. The single railroad official was asleep on some bags of wool in the freight shed, and the clock in the waiting-room had stopped dead still. As we sat down on the hard benches in the vmtinsr- room one of the men opened his grip and took out an eight-page newspa per. Not one of the rest of us had a thing to read. Noticing this, he carefully cut the pages apart, then cut each page in half, and, passing around, he said: "Gentlemen, I nev er did like a hog. Each of us will take an eighth, and as fast as read we will exchange with each other. Each one took his part and made it liis business to read it, and the last man had just got down to mortgage sale and the death notice of a pair of twins when the t wo hours expired and the train drew up. New lork bun. Jack, the Sailor. Disappearing', Commodore Ramsey says the race of American seamen is dying out According to the Boston Daily Globe, this is the natural result of their hav ing so few vessels to sail in. The real reason why the American seamen, who are mostly Scandinavians, like the seamen of England, are dying out is that there is no longer much occasion for seamanship. Steam is bringing down the sails from aloft and the sailors are coming with them, never to go op again. The captains of Atlantic steamers must see with satisfaction that as the en gines grow in strength the masts be come more insignificant, for the num ber of men who know ho to deal with sails is constantly decreasing, all over the world Jack is no Ion ger a tar. He is a navigator, or an engineer, or a coal-heaver. The sweet little cherub who sits up aloft in guardianship of his fortunes as a sailor has very nearly come to the end of his task. . t i A Man of Resources From the Chicago Tribune. "Mr. Clugston," exclaimed the fore man, coming into the sanctum hast ily, "I'm sorry for the accident, but the half-column piece of reprint about the Behring Sea troubles was skew jawed in taking the sidestick out of the galley, and it will take longer to straighten it up than to set the whole artizle up again." "Haven't you anything to take its I place?" inquired the editor of the Doodleville Yelper, passing his hand wearily over his pale brow. "No, sir, and I ought to have gone to press an hour ago." "Slide the article into the forms just as it is," said Mr. Clugston, in a Srm, ringing tone. "Put the head 'Choice Religious Miscellany' over it, and none ol my readers will ever look at.it." Marrlag Is but the 0tpping-aton fto thoM- divine inetitctione, tho family and the home. whieh constitute the very Lnindatioa on which our nation ret; and upon the health and strength, ot the wife and mother depends the aunaliine and enjoyment ot t he home and the prosperity ol the lamilr. Thousands of wive and thousnnds of sin gle ladies drag oat a weary existence in consequence of perplexing "female disor ders," in total ignorant of the fact that Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a pos itive cure for the most complicated and obstinate caes of leucorrbea, prolapsus, weak back, "female weakness,1' anterer- aion, retroversion, bearing-down sensa tions, chronic congestion, inflammation, ulceration, and kindred ailments. Guar anteed to give satisfaction or money re funded. All druggists. t Dr. Pierce'a Pellets cleanse and regulate the stomach, bowels and system generally. One a dose; purely vegetable. FEW PEOPLE, lNnEEn hava anv idea of tle value ol stimulants, if properly used. There are in Europe sev eral establishments owned and conducted by Monks rndei the direct control of the Pope, which have for hundreds of yeara devoted their entire enerpiea to the manu facture ot cordials or tonics. Their busi ness has been ao -extensive, that a abort time ago twenty milliona franca were of fered for one of those plants by an English syndicate, and refused. It only demon strates the value of tonics, because their business could not have flourished ao unless their manufactures contained considerable medicinal value. A good tonic, aa for in stance Kennedy's Eastlndia Bitters, which are guaranteed to be distilled with the fin est ot Spirits and from choice roots and herbs, is better tha"n adulterated Whisky or wine. Servility ia to devotion what hypocrisy ia to virtue. nur k llonitt In Ell, Knnt. This town is one ot the most promising in Kansas, located on the Union Pacific Railway. It is a division station of that road and has division shops, round house and eating station. Mills and factories are springing up and it is becoming a thriving place, in the miJsc ol a prosperous iarmtng region. It is a healthy place and the soil and climate are excellent. Albert Wood cock, General Laud Commissioner U. P. Ity., Omaha. Neb., or Leroy S. Winters, Land and Emig. Agt. U. P. Ry., Ellis, Kan. The dude is like au engine in that he car ries a head light. - - Furniture. Hardv & Pitcher ot Lincoln. Neb:, have one of the largest stocks of Furniture in the state. They are shipping goods all over the state constantly, so can secure good freight rates. Anyone wanting furni ture will find it to their Advantage to call on or write to Hardy & Pitcher. Women are ever dupes or victims of their extreme sensitiveness. Linrtcest Iu tlie Wt. To any ot our readers who have any thing that needs cleaning or coloring we would call their attention to the Lincoln Steam Dye Works. Office 1105 O St., Lin coln, Neb. They clean and color all kinds of ladies' and gents' clothing and guarantee first-class work. Send to them tor price list. Goods sent by express or mail. The latest tad in bicycle breeches is In Jersey made goods. Buy Union Soap and make a guest. Ask your grocer about it to-day. The crockery trust is broken. It ran up against the servant girl trust. Send two cents in stamps to E. L. Lo rn ax, General Pasnenger Agent Union Pa cific railway, Omaha, Neb., and secure a handsomely bound copy of Outdoor Sports and Pastimes, containing complete rules lor Lawn Tennis. Croquet and Base Ball, free. Jusl issued. The packers want the senate to pull down it vest. When aby was sick, wo gave her Castoria, When cho was a Child, slic cried for Castoria, When she becamo lli&s, cho clung to Castoria, When sho had Children, she gave them Castoria, Mr. Marion Crawford is described aa a mau ot really profound scholarship. I lio IIet Yet. In addition to the uiipqualed Dining Car Service between Council Bluff and Denver, tho Union Pacific, "Tho Overland Itoute," will on Sunday, August 18th, and daily thereafter, run Dining Cars between Coun cil Bluffs and Portland. Ore., on "The Overlnnd Flyer," leaving Council Bluff at 7:fo p. m., OmahaS:15 p. in. These cars are models of excellence, and the best meals the market affords will be turnitdied at 75 cents. A new novel by Dumas ia expected about Christmas. For Swellings Braises, Cute and Wounds. "DattySlghlal Cum and Cured f At Druggists and Dealers. THE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO., Baltimore, Md. Positively cured by incite Lime ruin. They alao relieve DSa-l tress f com Iytpepi.In -digestion and TooHeartv Eatinir. A, oerfect rem edy for DiaJnees.Nansea Drowsiness, Bad TmH in the Mouth. Coated Tongue.Pain in the Rids, TOKPID LIVER. They regulate the Bowels Purely Veritable. Price 2S Cents; CASTE3 USSZCIlIi: CO., NEW YOilZ. Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. rjt C M IT STl")!. Book-Xeeplng.PenmaiiKlilp, tfl Jf lei hm Arithmetic. Shorthand, etc.. tlior ouehly tanght by mail. Iowrates. Circulars free. UUVANX'd COLLEGK, til Alain gu. Buffalo. N. V. 35 tm 99 m slay. Samples worth St. 1 & Kit K K ? Water Safety I .lues not uno irter horses' leet. Write brew Rein Holder Co-Holly. M- CARTERS CllTTLE I iwrn I V tt JOSEPH H. HUNTER, 1II'I'I'II"II''I"I"I'I"'I' The titan who has invested Irom three to five dollars in a Uubber Coat, and at his first half hour's experience In a storm finds to his sorrow that it ia hardly a better protection than a mos quito netting, not only feels chagrined at being so badly taken In, but also feels If he does not look exactly like Ask tor the FISH BU AND 8Licxaa A WET does not h are the fish brand, send for detcrlpthre 35 f f I W M for FOR THIS IG 11 ADfflC Eo! Tou want a pood Liniment for Burns.' Sprklns and Bruises. No family should! pretend to keep house Without a Lini ment. Let us name a remedy, RECOr.lUErJDED by thousands, who boar willing' testi mony to its virtues and -action whea applied externally. Persons of every degree of intelligence and every rank in life use Perry Davis' Pain-Kilter, i If any of our readers doubt thdmajjio of this old standard remedy, vre advise them to buy one twenty-five coatbottie and give it a trial. Persons Traveling should slways have a bottle of Pain-. Killer with them, as accidents "are liable to occur. Kf Soli Eferifwhert at 25c 53c. mi 51 t E;!t FRIEHDm mm LESSENS PAIN rER T0 LIFE oF ; ! DIMINISHES DAHGtR nr. ..BRADFiaDMGUUTORUANTAGA THIS IS THE GREAT nrWri wist work you wish tm ilowllhawal' taavcblne. ALTi ORDERS HI.I.KI PllOMt-lLT. TUBULAR WELL AND PROSPECTING MACHINE famous for ntoceerilnir whers outers uavs iiuieu. SELF CLEANING. IrUl d rops 60 to 99 tl i minute. CATALOGUE FREE LOOMS & NYHAN, TIFFIN. OHIO. CHICHESTER'S CNQLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS -i7W "i". '"? DIAMOND BRAND. (tamp) for particulars, Niluoaia)a aauf "Uctier fp Ladles, in lauer, bj rctarm wall. Sam 'tijxtr. t'alcktator Cawa'l la., BsdUaa 84., rail- Tbe I.arrst and Rest Equipped 8chool la tl - West. Thorough 1'racUval Department Send for College Journal. MUSIC !N THE AIR Ileadqiinrtert for Haul Iiistruinfnla. Drum 0rp Outfit, Accordeoim. Violins, linnjoa, Mn1o'lu. (iultnr. Zithers, Harmonicas. Ktrln f'r "Ter Instrument made. Full flock of fchoel Musln, VI 'tt Hook. Hand and Orchestra Mulc Hum! KoUoa. Instruction Hooks for all Instruments. Anr one stn4 Inir in aunrder will receive a cop? of Music rnsa "Write to us for prices and catalog-net, statins wast kiud of goods wanted. MAX JUlSYIIll & into., OiiimIim, Neb. CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. Best Cough Syrup. Tastes (rood. Ufi In time.. Bold by rlrmnrlpUi. TeVlMriUSIr""! M2TV I WANTED Salesmen. Newest, Clioiccftt and Hard lest Fruits for tb Northwest. Best Trees. Best Terms. Best Plan. Best Outfit Free. Missouri N ursery Co., Louisiana, Missouri. A MONTH and more la earned by graduates who spent 6 months or lee at tbe College, bend address of W friends and fc-et circular and plenti ful annulment of itenmanMilo KHKB. both sexes attend. Phnrthtind taught by niau. UIJ.wiiiiK.wiw cij.i;i; sirrmn, sit. 7K 00A9Cn on A MONTH cauhe malt J I Us "IU 0 tOlli"-" worlilnn lr ua. Aseuis preferred who can ftirnixh a homo and tfiTa-ibelr v. n,.a time to the buiue. 8piu-e iiioiiihiii ma? ixa proiltaiMf employed lio. A few rtvcnurie tit town suul ciiiw. U. . JOHNSON & OO., KW Main St.. Kielni.oiiU. V. h. R I'leajto state aifa uml busine ui'''-o,-. Ne' er mind about tending ttauip lor reply. It. r'. J. A JOIlXW.TtlOIIIIIS. Late Principal hsamli-( U.S. Peueion liureau. Ait r at Law, ashinct au. PrttKfcnf fa I'ImIiiiw orH-Jnal. lncreuae. re-rat Inn, widows', children's an.l detieiident relatives. Experience ? 8 j rs. in- lust war. IS yrs. la Pension Bureau and attorney sloe. fiAOir nni 1 ciuolncirs manual yiAOlC UttLL .J."' x?,n P-cee. nkila llltuninxtetl Cover. Cf svlT tmt?a on tippll-ailo'i encloa'nir oa S Kl rt I rlabK C.'O stamp. b adrlressiute. THE0. HOLLAND, P. 0. Box 120, Phila.. Pa. C0I1KTT MANAGED Wanted for Farmers Labor Sarins' Aceonnt U00K. none like It. Itspl 1 seller. Ksrlurre terri tory to slate and county malinger. Salary or coitt rnlsston. Write at once aud secure siteney. N kb bask a. Publiskisu Co., Lincoln. KeJrssksv AnPTltO WQTltod tora ,7S X) Pr montH xlaulllO null lUU on salary or eotn miss! on. Oar Books, litbles and Albuirs In demand. Send statu for catalogue and circulars. .Nkbraska Publish laa CO., Lincoln, Nebraska. t? Vflll rc out of employment s rlt t ns TV IT 1UU mUlce the finest enlarged Oil Portraits la existence. No capital required, teampla and teruis free. N. M. Friedman A Co Msrtlnsburg-. Mo, HA fill IS CM sTIiV "Will "enre Blood PolirTwhera MAUlW IICI.ir.UI mercury fail. Owned and .r sale only by Cook Iteiuedy O'.. Onatha. Neb. W rlta. ITablU Ths only --rtas . aaa raa III a I . Lincoln N. U. 8030 ArronttT, 'Wsshlnartoa D. C, WILL GET f OU PENSION without uetar- We otter the man who wsuts vervice (not style) a garment that will keep him dry In the hardest storm. It is called TOWEH'S KISIl BRAND SLICKER," a nsme familiar to every Cow-boy all oyer the land. With tht m the only perfect Wind and Waterproof Coat is "'l ower's Finn Brand Slicker." and take no other. If your storekeeper catalogue. A. J. Towns. 20 Simmons St.. Boston. l s. HO mcan in i ji vjr A mm i-niinn r vwwu ratf. la I red, mmxlllo boin, fc4 with bin ribbon. Taka filbert a II ptlu la paattboar4 boiw, pink wrappers, ara danrrraii eountarfVlLa. 8b4 . V -k-i 1100 PENSION II . iisKKM.Iu hr wmim (SV$To$. SALE BV ALU DRUGOISTS.