FCBUKJIED BY THIS ALL.IANCIS PI B. CO. IilNCOLN, - NEBRASKA, NEBRASK NEWS. Watson Decline Washington, special: Senator Pad dock has arrived here and has spent a very busy day with the president and at the various departments looking af ter matters of interest to Nebraska. The senator had two interviews with the president. The first one in the xnorniDg in relation to the cast of Judge Goff and came away very well satisfied. In the afternoon he called upon the president again and notified him of the declination of Hon. John C Watson of the district attorneyship of Alaska, and urged upon biin the imme diate appointment of Mr. Johnson, of Nuckolls county, who i recommended by the entire delegation and also by Senators In galls ana Allison and other prominent men outside the state for the position. The president thereup: on instructed the solicitor general, who is acting in the absence of the attorney general, to prepare the papers in the case for Smith for his examination in the evening, presumably with the in tention of appointing Mr. Johnson be fore he leaves the city. Mr. Johnson would have received this appointment some time ago, but the attorney gener al, upon whom Mr. Watson had been pressed first for assistant attorney gen eral and afterwards generally for a good appointment under the department of justice, and who had splendid testi monials seemed to prefer him for Ihe Alaska appointment. The senator, who is acting chairman of the committee to audit the contingent ex peases of the senate in the absence of Senator Jones, of Nevada, has also a large amount of work on his hands in the examination of accounts which have accumulated during the past two months. Representative Connellleit here after putting in several days work at the departments. He has rented a fine house on Thomas Circle. Mr. Connell went from here to Garden City to put his boy in school there. . Senator Paddock has placed his son Frank in the Lawrenceville school in New Jersey, which if the preparatory school lor Princeton college. All Over the Stare. A deposit of thirty-five feet of yellow ochre has been struck at the depth of 225 feet, at the gas well at Hastings. Painters of the city pronounce the ochre a fine grade and say that it compares favorably with the French ochre. An oxidized mineral deposit lies beneath the ochre. The work of sinkiug the gas well has not been interrupted by the find. The Exeter Enterprise says a run away couple from Friend, en route to Geneva, passed through Exeter at 9 'clock Wednesday morning, and an irate father, driving a foaming team, came in about an hour later. Horses were changed at LurnetVs livery stable and, taking a driver with him, the old gentleman overhauled the runaways justag they were driving into Geneva, and brought the girl back. Captain A. M. Enoch, an old and wealthy citizen of Humbolt, has become insane, the effect of a bullet woun d received in war combined with grief over the loss of his wife a few months ago.' . v ."' Kaoxville, about four miles west of 33 orchard, is excited over the prospect of a union depot there, as it i3 crossing of theB. & M. and Wyandotte railroads When they build one more house there the will have three all told. Tobias special : A dastardly out rage was committed Thursday nignt on the poron of Mrs, Wiiliam Caldwell, wife a rspectaole farmer, living about two mibs east of this place. As the lady was returning home from a neigh bor's house, an uaknown man sprang from the vt-els beside the road, struck her with a sand bag or some other blunt aoa, knocking her insensible. The fiend then proceeded to tear off her cloi hiugaud otherwise outrage her person. 5 he recovered sufficiently to creep home on her hands and knees and give th alarm,- but is now in a critical condition. The country is being searched for the villian, and if caught will be severely dealt with. Col am bus special : Thursday night a gang of hoodlums went out of the city limits and had a prize fight for a purse of $60. The parties who had more muscle , than brains were Ben North, a professional deadba at, and Tom Reagan, a tough character. ' Six rounds were fought with bare knuckles, when Reagan received a stem-winder which caused the blood to flow freely and made mm think h8 had enought No arrests have yet been made, but i is hoped that our city cfficials will not let such characters escaoe without punishment. A Butler county farmer named Conffal, living east of David City, com mitted suicide by cutting open the ar teries of both arms with a razor. Hi3 body was found by the roadside twenty-focir hours after the deed was done. ";r -' ';' A box car on the Union Pacific con taining imported. horse in charge of its ownek Mr. Mackay of St. Louis, caught fire fear Genoa and was en tirely consumed. Mr. Mackay was badly burned before ho couldbreak out of the car. , - The Niobrara Pioneer says that a drove of 700 cattle passed through Niobrara on its way to the Upper Brule agency, as one of the many donations of our generous government to the red man. -.' ' '-: Gates college at Neligh has changed its weekly holiday from Saturday to Monday in order to allow the teachers i i i in tue surrounding country an oppor tunity to see the workings of the insti tution or: Saturdays. ; The Chadron Jsurnal says: "The ;xard of county commissioners and Pos Traders Paddock, of Fort Robinson are having a tilt over whether the latter shall pay the a00 liquor license i- for his saloons on the miliary reserva tion. The board thinks he should, and hav notified him to come to the center; Paddock says he has stood them off a good while, and will keep it up as lotn as he can, claiming immunity on the that the state has no jurisdiction over the military reservation. As an act was passed by the last legislature for the purpose of raking in the post traders on this question, it is probably that the county commissioners will be victorious in the tilt. ' The Gothenburg Independent says the lotf water in the Platte has driven the fish into the deepest hole3 of the water at different points, and many have been caught with pitch forks and other simple implements. The steam syrup works at Fairfield are turning 100 gallons of syrup per hour, twenty-five men being employed m the mill and ten men and teams being kept busy hauling cane. About two weeks ago a little girl named Minnie Josephs fell from a ham mock at Atchison and sustained injur ies from which she died Sanday. Elton J. Baird, a resident of Hayes county, has become insane and imag ines that be has been appointed Laird's successor in congress. He has been sent to the asylum. By an order of the county commis sioners of Dakota county the voting place of Covington precinct has been changed from Covington to South Sioux City. The change will stop a great deal of illegal voting this fall. A young housekeeper of York bought a-chicken the other day, but returned it to the dealer and got another because it had a cancer. It was the first gizzard she ever saw. ; The Nebraska Guards. Camp Grant despatch : The third day of the encampment opened bright and beautiful. The air was crisp and and cool, and the boys enjoyed the early breakfast heartily. Every one recognized the fact that play was over, and that the brigade must now get down to business, and every one ap peared ready for it. The programme arranged for the day left little time for rest and none for pastime. After breakfast, the first order of the day of general interest was guard mounting at 8 o'clock. v The hour was too early for visitors, but by their in dolence they missed one of the most interesting exercises on the programme and one that all should manage to see before the encampment closes. At 10 o'clock came company drill the first of the present encampment. The companies occupied the space west and south of the camp, and the scene as viewed from the high ground at brigade headquarters was a very pretty one indeed. The drill lasted until the recall for dinner at 12 o'clock. His excellency, Governor John M. Thayer, is in camp, having arrived at 1:30 o clock this afternoon, accom panied by Fen. A. V. Cole, adjutant- general; Col. M. W. Stone, assistant adjutant-general; Ma. J. C. Watson, udge-advocate-general, and Col. R. E. Sizer, aid -de-camp all members of his staff. The following members of his staff preceded the governor: CoLE. M. Correll, quartermaster-general; Lieutenant-Colonel H. S. Hotchkiss, inspector-general, and Col. A. J. Bills, aid-de-camp. The governor expressed himself as highly pleased with what he had al ready seen of the encampment. It is understood that he will remain until after the sham battle. The governor arrived from the east yesterday, and came immediately to Camp Grant after attending to necessary accumulated business at Lincoln. The sham battle is fixed for Thurs day, the 18th inst. The battle begins at 2 o'clock and will last about three hours. Both regiment of infantry, the battery and the cavalry will partici pate. An immense amount of ammu nition has been provided and the sham fight will be the most realistic of any thing of the kind ever witnessed in the state. To New York via Picturesque B. & O. Pullman's Vestibuled Sleeping Cars are now running through without change from St. Louis to New York via B. & O. 11. 11. The vestibuled express leaving St. Louis daily at 8.00 a. in., via O. & M. Ry., carries Pullman vestibuled sleep ing car through to JNew xork without change, arriving m INew lork the sec ond evening at 7 :20. The O. & M. express leaving St. Louis daily at 8.05 p. m., carries Pull man palace sleeping car through to New York without change, arriving at New York the second morning at 9.45. Great improvements have been made in the roadway y and equipment of the IS. cc O. 1. 11. in thelast two years and its present train service is equal to any in America. In addition to its attrac tiveness in the way of superb scenery and historic interest, it is via the B. & O. only that the national capital can be visited while en route between the east and west. All through trains between the east and west via B. & O. R. R. run by way of Washington, Baltimore and Phila delphia. Tickets via B. & O. R. R. can be procured at all principal ticket offices throughout the country. TDE MARKKTS. Lincoln, Neb, CATTLE Butchers' eteers, ,2 50 ,. 2 00 ,. 3 TO , . 8 ( 0 Cows. HOGS Fat.. Stackers 8HEEP 03 05 3 00 65 SO 80 19 1 85 25 2 00 4 0 WHEAT No. 2 spring.. OATH ISO. y . 5i3 RYE No. 2 CORN No 3 new... FLAXSEED , POTATOES APPLES per bbl. HAY Prairie, balk.. 1 21 Qll 10 (ti5 CO Omjlha, Nee. CATTLE Prime steers ...... & 80 &4 15 Cows 1 75 (23 25 HOGS Pair to heavy -8 95 00 iiiized 3 85 34 00 - Kansas City, Mo CATTLE Corn fed $3 00 (5.4 15 Feeders 1 GC (o?3 00 EOG8 ttoo&to choice 4 20 (a 80 Mixed... 3 90 (4 15 Chicago, Ili CATTLE Prime steers 4 20 S 25 isfiocKera and feeders . .... 2 20 (A3 25 HOGS PacRJogr 4 0 0i 30 0A 80 c.xi.Ktfi' Zisuvte... .......... 3 f V THE HOUSEHOLD. Thing Abont Home. Any method which will keep the air from the inside of the shell will preserve eggs for a certain length of time. ; Figures in the arithmetic do not lie; but the figures in a cook book sometimes represent indeterminate equations. If fruit stains are washed in tepid water they will generally come outl It's the putting them in suds that sets the color. If you borrow, you must lend; therefore, whatsoever you are un willing that men should borrow of you, borrow not of them. The bread of sorrow is leavened with error, mixed with imprudence, kneaded with perversity and baked in the oven of dissipation. To clean chamois, wash in ammo nia water, or tepid water and castile soap, rinse in clear water, squeeze, and stretch to dry in the shade. Clean brasses on mahogany or other furniture by rubbing with chamois skin dipped in either pow dered whiting or rotten stone mixed with sweet oil. To protect ham from flies it is well to put it in a thick paper bag, such as is used for flour. This is the time to see about having all meats safe from the millers. Save all your broken and crooked carpet tacks, and keep them in a box in the kitchen for cleaning bottles. They are better than shot, for the sharp edges scrape off all the stain. Often after cooking a meal a per son will feel tired and have no appe tite. For this beat a raw egg until light, stir in a little milk and sugar and season with nutmeg. Drink half an hour before eating. Bric-a-brac is already imported in very large quantities for the holiday trade. There will be considerable that is new and beautiful, the, Paris Exposition having given a great stimulus to this particular line of in dustry. The Leghorn flat, with nod ding os. trich plumes, is out again in all its glory at Newport and Lenox. A gen uine, and consequently expensive, Leghorn is the fashionable rule, better go without than have the imi tation article. A drop of ammonia on the spot stung by a wasp, or any insect will relieve the pain. Soda moistened with water answers the same pur pose, but a plaster of mud is about as effectual as either, and more cer tain to be at h-ind. Cornelia, the mother of the Gracchi,, taught her sons, even in the days of Rome's darkest dissoluteness, to be pure. "There are women somewhere in the world," said she, "who are to sit beside your hearthstones. You must keep yourselves as. pure fcr them as you want them to keep themselves for you." Miss Mary F. Seymour, who has served two terms of two years each as Commissioner of the United States Court of Claims for the State of New York, has been appointed Commiss ioner of the Court of claims through out the United States for a term, of five years. Poultry is everywhere the best meat for summer eating especially so for farmers who cannot always get fresh meat of other kinds. Old hens past the age of profit will usual ly be found better eating than the half-grown chickens of this year's growth, unless the latter are of the breed for broilers. Charcoal is a great sweetner of the breath, and besides that it "strengthens and whitens the teeth removes the tartar, prevents tooth ache, and gives the gum and lips an attractive color." About as. much as can be placed on the point of a knife should be rubbed gently into the interstices of the teeth on going to bed, to be rmsed out thoroughly in the morning. The objection to charcoal is its grittiness, and it must be reduced as nearly as possible to an impalpable powder. Its purifying qualities are invaluable, and it is said if taken inwardly it will cure in digestion. Fainting proceeds from different causes, the commonest being a dis turbance in the circulation of the blood in .the braia. For an ordin ary fainting fit you should lay th8 patient flat. Great harm has often resulted from the treatment ot igno rant people in trying to make the Eatient sit up, or propping up his ead with pillows. You want to send the blood back from the heart to the brain, and so the flat posture is absolutely necessary. Let the pa tient lie so that the feet are highr than the head, throw the clothes about the chest and throat open, sponge the face with cold water, and give him some cold water to drink. There are two kinds ofporBpiratioa the sensible and the insensible: th first is shown in the form of very little drops adhering 1o the skin, and the latter is sepeiatd in th form of invisible vapor. The insen sible perspiration is. of the utuiaat importance to the health , an! whoa it is lessened the most injurious ..re sults occur. Insensible pftrsptratlo liberates the blood from sujerflout animal gas, azote, and water, and discharges noxious excrements ham the same, hence the strong odor of some persons. Sensible perspirat ion is of great importance also in discharging morbid matter irosvi t) system; this is especially observable in acute and chronic diseases, when much that ; is hdrtful is expelled through the copious sweat that at tends them in some of their stages. . SlU 1 ARIZONA I I . V - WW000 A-K1U ( I Nmeico I 1 n r r kSW RAILWAYS V--S ..iZT Afc, NOW 80 COVES S SL,ltTB. 0 " 1MB COUNTRY 2k. V tl"'rO'j0 . jf SglCV hSU V cent. America rV 0f the Gsiim Population In 1890: 1L ADiREc? " 1 chili00 W V f 4255,977 will reside West of this Line. rM ) JoCHiCAGO. a600000' XJj 22,354,186 will reside East of this Line. JW Places on the llaavy Una are NOTES ON THE ABOVE CHART. line," show that all places in the United all places west of the line, and even some Pittsburg, Penn., 12 miles east of the lines from Chicago to Florida, Georgia, and other southeastern sections are as radiate in all directions from Chicago than from New York or Washington. HOW TO HANDLE A RAZOR. There is a Knack in It Which Few Persons Are Able to Discover. There is a worthy g-entleman living out on the West side who has had some experience of lats-that may be chroni cled briefly for tbubeaefit of some way faring soul t.vj. .)omit may come a wise counselor timely advice. Wishing only to- relate th(; circumstances as they actually occurred, his identity need not. be- made known further than by calling- him "Da via. There is one thing this estimable gentleman has already prided himsell on,, and that is his- carefully kept face. bee him when youi may about the house;, down-town at the base-ball park,, or the races and he will look as- fresh, sweet,, and clean about the face and neck as a dimpled babe. Every, one remarked it over aud over again, bub it grew day by day to be more of a task andrburden this keep-r ing sweet and clean so that it seemed to him about one-fifth of his time was spent hanging around the barber-shop. There' were- a great many things he was not compelled to- do or could neg lect doing,, but shaving: was not one of them.. It got to be a regular "hoodoo." His wife and daughter- made all kinds of sport, of him- Even the neighbors used to joke about, it until his wife was made- miserable. One day he made- a desperate resolve; said that from' thenceforth be intended to do his own shaving and would see if he had tO' always be at the beck and call of any "beggarly barber." The first step was- to. get an outfit, and, knowing that there- are kinds- and quantities of almost everything else ia the world, he rightly supposed that the same rule applied to razors, and made up his mind to-have "the best. Of course he didnt say anything to hia. barber; didnt ask any advice and did not. want any. , He'-didat know any thing-more about the qualities of the blade than he did of the- mechanism of a fire-alarm box, but said; he- was going about it intelli gently and read up. In looking over the article-on edged tools in tbo "Cy clopedic of Common Things" he dis covered that the first attribute of a first-class instrument is "weight;" by that he understood it should about balance between a broad-ax and an automatic- button-hole cutter. The next attribute he learned is "form," which he inferred to mean something that no well-regulated razor can do without. Then he went on to read "as it was written" in the said cyclopedia that in the selection of a razor great care should be exercised as to the weight of the "tang." . That was a stumper; he had never heard of that word before. A little further on he read in clear, bold, cold blooded type: "From the foregoing the merest novice can at once perceive the necessity of preserving the requisite proportion between the blade and the tang.'" By this he saw that "tang" must re fer to the wooden or bone handle and went on. Passing rapidly the refer ences made to such qualities as con cavity, hardness, durability of edge; length, etc., it was all easy enough un til! "thickness" was reached; that was a snag, sure enough. He was caution ed to observe when about to purchase a weapon "that the thickness of She back of the blade should bear a corre spondent proportion to its breadth." This was the last and it was a poser. In a day or so he bought a complete tonsorial lay-out as per encyclopedia, and one or two price-lists. It so happened that Davis is one of the most unreasonable protectionists in Chicago. He believes there is no cunning in the world like the Yankee cunning, and it so happened that the very first blade they shoved out to him at the store was a handsome, pearl handled, full hollow-ground American, made at Worcester, Mass. There is no better razor in the world, but he wouldn't have it, and, of course, bought one of the best English make. The next day was Sunday. Davis went out and got shaved, but it was the last time. He had learned how to select a good blade bad, in f.act, made the selec tion. Now the next thing in order THE WOBLD'S EXPOSITION OF 1892. Enualfy Distant from Chicago and The equal length of the dotted lines States west of the heavy line are nearer places east of it, have shorter and more line, is practically nearer to Chicago on was to learn to use it He had the supervising care of a mule at one period of his life, and in his younger days had devoted some of his genius to the management of a billy goat, but the fostering care of a razor had as yet never fallen to his lot. He was convinced, however, from observation that it is "as easy as fall ing off a log," and after carefully reading the directions printed on the case of his new strop, that were writ ten in 1826, he lierhted a cigar and proceeded to "whet her up' From the advice gleaned by reading several works on "How to Keep a liazor," he understood that the general purpose of stropping is to remove all injurious roundness that may accumulate from time-to time, and then strive to pro duce a fine, keen, flat edge. That was clear enough for any man to grasp, and he went at it. in the course of twelve minutes he lifted three aSparate pieces of cuticle oif his new elastic strop about as large as the thumb nail, and then stopped to smoke. After giving the other razor a round and shaving two or three more slices off the new elastic he examined the edges of the blades through a field glass and pronounced them ready for business. Tho next morning he shaved, but during the operation learned what for some unaccountable reason had not oc curred to him before that his face was not built for that kind of a razon He explained to the edge-tool man why a circularly-curved blade would not readily blend itself with the pecu liar conformation of his shaving sur face and said what he wanted was a perfectly straight edge. This was fur nished without a word, together with a fancy horse-tail strop. The razor vender saw at a glance that Davis could never learn to shave himself de cently with a straight edge, curved edge, or any other kind of a blade. He saw that his beard grew in tufts and snarls like buffalo grass, and had to be approached , from a different direction at every stroke. He also saw that Davis had tried to use his razor after the same manner that he would have used a draw-knife or jack-plane but said not a word. About three weeks later on Davis dropped in to see the young man who sojourned at the edge-tool counter. His conceit was all gone. Altogether he had purchased, about $35 worth of shaving parapher nalia, including varieties of the "safety" fakes, and had chucked the whole lot into a grip and thrown them up on a shelf in the coal-shed. "You see, began the young man,, who, though a practical barber and; ex pert razor-grinder, had as yet said, nothing, but sawed wood, "you see," he continued, "in the first place a razor is a saw. It is made and: cuts upon exactly the same principle that a common bucksaw cuts. , It can not. bo used like a plane, but must be given a rotary or swinging motion. It has absolutely no cutting edge it used straight," and here the young man showed how- the tongue could be struck squarely with the sharp, edge without breaking the skin, etc. "Another point worth remembering is that the English razors are usually set from - heel to point, while our American- blade is set from point to heel, so that when our people get hold of an Ensrlish razor they proceed at once to work it from the wrong end, and this causes unpleasantness." Chicago Times. The Law ot Libel. The law should be so framed as care fully to protect private citizens against the consequences of malace or careless ness on the part of newspapers; it should also protect the newspapers in their discharge of the duties that lie within their sphere against the plots of legal shysters and speculators who are ever on the watch, by methods that savor of blackmail, to excite needless litigation. The newspapers have a right to such reasonable protection at the hands of the law, as is enjoyed by every other interest in the communi ty. Brooklyn Times. Plenty of Warmth. Tom "So you've been married a year! Now, say, Gus, honest Injun, does your wife greet you as warmly as she did at first?" Gus "Warmly? She fires up every time I open my mouth."-New York Weekly. Haw York Ciiy. Places Vcsj of this extending from Chicago and New York to to Chicago than to New York. An accurate Railway Map indicated that nearly direct railway connections with Chicago than with New York. Yor example, account of the straight and level direct as those from New York to the same FACES OF CRIMINALS. Inspector Byrnes Discards the Sci ence of Physiognomy. It is a wise man who knows his own Ignorance, observes Inspector Thomas Byrnes, of New York, in the Philadel phia Times. I am moved to smile-when I hear of men who could not have met one-tenth as many, people as-I have, or under such various and peculiar - circumstan ces, asserting that they understand human nature. I doubt if. oven one man is thoroughly understood, by any body, least of all by himself. For tho purpose of my business, long- exper ience in dealing with men and womea is of incalculable value; it enables the de tectives to judge' quickly concerning the individuals and acquaints him. with, many general characteristics of the human family; but after all this valua ble experience teaches one most impor tant lesson that it will, never do- to jump to conclusions dn . appearances. It leads the detective- to distrust ail generalizations, as rules for discover ing a man's tendencies, all- that so called scince, physiognomy, and to de pend solely upon facts and. evidence, : meaning by the latter term things that will hold good in a law court It i true . that "the - cast , of. a. man?s features may be of service, and that no detective will examine a supposed, criminal with his eyes shut; but phy siognomy is merely, a factor in. the. work, not a guide to it.. If. all; men were savages, if they grew. from, in fancy to manhood and old. tigo.-with. no artificial influences to bend their na tures, physiognomy might be reduced to an exact science. I do, not assert that it could, but admit that, it might. In the complex, civilization, of tOrday it never can be. For education modifies the lines of the; face to a. remarkable degree. The- growth, of intelligence imparts not only, a new,, softened, ex pression to the face but actually changes its. appearance to; an- extent that will, inevitably throw the rules- of physiognomy, into, confusion. Not that a. crooked nose- may become straight, or. a large mouth, small; but wisehabit3 and. the desire to. appear well in. tho world, may. erase tho ugly,, vice-bom wrinkles about the eyes, and on the forehead, and. effect other chang.es. of a similar nature. While the lines maybe, modified an d the nature refined, the brutal oc crimi nal tendencies are nol, unhappily eradicated. They may lie dormant throughout a lifetime, and they may break out, if the provocation arises, at any moment If this- happens the criminal, is- a hard case for the detec tives. His education has taught him some things that his. less fortunate brother in the dives can make avail able. It sometimes, happens that vici ous tendencies remain dormant for generations, during- which the lines of a man's face have been subject to con stant improvement. In cases, however, when a boy of vicious parentage grows up in vicious surroundings, where his animal nature is given full swing. e grows, to manhood a marked crii. .;d and can be picked out at sight. Just what direction his nature takes, how ever, whether to burglary, swindling, murder, licentiousness or petty thiev ing, can not be determined with ac curacy at a glance. I have said that physiognomy may be regarded as a factor in criminal de tecting. Even then it must be applied with caution, and never be depended on without evidence. It is a good plan to get evidence first and then back it up, if you like the diversion, with an analysis of the features of the crimi nal. : In dealing with suspects I try to get hints of their character by observ ing the mouth, tho eyes, jaws and ears. From tho mouth a fair estimate may bo obtained of the subject's character as to determination or weak will power, brute coura ge or timidity, chastity or licentiousness, generosity or selfish ness, cruelty or kindness. It will bo observed that this does not go so far aa to make a suspect flatly a criminal or honest man; it simply suggests his tendences. In seeking to determine whether a person is telling the truth I depend a good deal upon tho eyes; not, however, upoa their general appearance, for the most evil-eyed per son in tho world may tell the truth at times, and some of the best of men may Line are Hearer to Chicago. any point on the heavy perpendicular non-mountainous railway line westward. The localities. Many times-more railways prevaricate upon occasions of great temptation. It is rather the action of the eyes that tells the secret I try to place the person who is in question so that the light shiues fully into his face. Then I can .see the pupils, and if they waver or contract more than the light would call for I feel pretty confident that I am dealing with a liar. It is practically impossible to control the pupil. One whoso eyes do not waver when he is deceiving a detoctivo usual ly betrays himsolf by the very effort, which gives to his face nn appearance of over-confidence, and his assumption or innocent candor becomes a calm stare. Ibere is not a great deal to bo learned from an inspection ' of tho jaws and cars, but I have noticed that heavy wide jaws usually go with small oars that lay closo to the ho id. Criminals f this class are generally desperate characters, hard to handle, who are little amenable to reason, and appreci ate only the argument of force. On the other hand, men with lantern jaws and fiappy ears present little difficulty. A striking proof of the uncertainty f physiognomy in determining a man's character, to say nothing of tho , nature of his deeds, may be seen at a glance at the rogue's gallery in this eity. Three pictures were placed be fore a visitor one day. He knew from the circumstances that they, were , criminals. Ono ho fixed upon unhesita tingly as a brutal murderer, another as a swindeler, and the- third looked so much like a benevolent cler gyman that the visitor disliked to rate him any where, but finally put him down as a thief. "He might have a mania for steal ing books from libraries," said tho vis itor, apologetically. Turning to the backs of the photo graphs the visitor read the summarized records of tho three. The "murder er's" worst crime had been tho snatch ing of money from a lady's hand as she was carelessly displaying it in the street; the "swindler" had committed an atrocious murder, and the benevolent-looking "thief" was tho keeper of an infamous resort. And the visitor thought he knew somathing about physiognomy and human nature too. 'Ihey Were All Hanks. In tho Western Reserve about eignt out of tea men you meet are called Henry, or, rather, christened Heury and called Hank, according to tho Topical Talker of tho Pittsburgh Dis patch. A newspaper man who. given to amusing himself in eccentric way was once at a loss for a hearty laugh while traveling toward Cleveland over the Lake Shore railroad. Ho and his companion knew that about threo hours of accommodatJcxi-train weari ness lay before theui,, and though they had a good many broad smiles in a quart bottle they desired something to shatter the monotony. An idea struck the newspaper man first. At tho next station the train stopped at thero was tho usual crowd of gawky rustic assembled to see tho train come in and go out As the train was moving out the two travel ers in search of fun raised tho car windows, and, leaning out with an air of intense eagerness, shouted loudly over and over again: "Hank! Hullo, Hank!" Nearly all the men sprang forward, and as they did so tho jocoso travelers fell back into their seats, laughing im moderately. They repeated this mild practical joko at several stations with the same results, and then tho laugh went over to the other sido. They were leaving a small town, and mak ing the "Hanks" In the crowd go through the usual evolutions, when tho engineer, for some reason or other, stopped tho train. Tho jokers woro still shouting "Hank! Hank!" when tho cars came to a standstill. Several of tho "Hanks" carao up to tho car window, and wanted to know why they had been called. One very big farmer guessed tho meaning of tho whole business, and tried hard to reach tho head of the newspaper man with his fist. Tho crowd was about to board the cars and take vengeance, on their tormentors when the conduc tor started tho train in a hurry and pulled tho latter out of danger. There was no more crying of "Hank!" after that ' "Flatterer !" is a dolicatcf periphrasis for "say so somo more." Puck.