FCBUBlilD BT ' -r" THIS AtUANCIi Pt'B. CO. , LINCOLN, NEBRASKA: NEBKASKA iNEVVS. Tho Assessment lloll of Nebraska. The gr.md assessment roll of the state is presented herewith. It shows ; that there are 10,674,180 acres of im proved lands in the state, which are valued at $43,250,063, or an average value of $4.05 per acre. It also shows that there, are 13,557,727 unimproved acres, valued at $30,065,585; improved lots in the various villages, towns and cities of the state valued at $28,257, 292, and unimproved lots valued at $10,158,374. The personal property roll shows that there are 540, 175 horses in thestafe, valued at $9,754,497, qr an average assessed valuation per head of $18.05; 1,624,327 cattlevalued at $7, 788,825, or an average value of . $4.79; 46,576 mules and asses, valued at $995, 407, or an average value of $21.37; 179,268 sheep, valued at $106,268, or an average value of 59 cents, and 1,323. 962 hogs, valued at "$1,502,412, or an average value of $1.13. The assessed valuation of f .railroad systems is $29,674,829.21 and that of telegraph systems $181,555.20. This assessment', it appears, only in cludes the miles of tiackorthe railroad and telegraphio lines proper, for under the head' of "other property," which takes in all miscellaneous matter, an assessed value is placed at $1,422,398. The taxable valuation of the property of the state "foots up" $182,763,538.41 . for the current year; for 1888 it "footed up" $176,012,820.45. - This shows an increase in the valuation in one year of $6,750,707.96. The total levy for the current vear ia $1,192,008.27, while in 1888 the levy was $1,325,887.79, or a decrease of $133,879.52. It is im- possible to give the acreage of wheat, oats, corn, rye and barley for the very , good reason that the assessors failed to certify them up to the various county clerks. It may be well to call atterition to the faet. too, that the law requires that this shall be done. In a few in stances, however, the cereal acreage was properly certified, but in the main the county clerks neglected a plain obligation of tho law. ; - A Valu?J$&Z I KearwpScial: J. R. Slote; a tr living in Phelps county, about twelve miles from'Kearney, is in pos session of a curiosity which is a valu able relic of prehistoric times in this part of the continent. Some time ago, while excavating for a cave, he exhumed a large brown stone weighing over twenty pounds. When the clay was removed from it a large fossil, rep resenting a clenched, human hand, was Tevealed, The specimen had been Dronen irom tne mammoin arm just above the wrist and the imprint of a 1 l. , - A, A coarse cloth or ' some woven material was plainly outlined on the back of the 'hand. At the time of the discovery . noming was Baia oi it, jxxj.ut j JfPb?ple.? For several months the specimen had lam about the house, ana f :mn nna w'hrt ka.vsr if. hurl anv idea of the great amount of wealth held , firmly in .11 'lit i X! A , 11 ; tne grasp oi me swuj uugm. buioh boy in the family, whose faculty of smashing things is just beginning to develop, conceived the idea of open ing the hand. When broken, to his astonishment, there rolled out eleven brilliant transparentrstones. The dis- ' ' covery of these beauties was not made public until yesterday, when Mr. Mote showed them to a jeweler who pro nounced them genuine first water dia monds without a speck or Haw to mar their beauty. The pieces are nearly uniiorm in suape. anu. mo v;llhi mo size of Lima beaes. , They , have the ftDnpu.rn.npft of beincr water worn. The posseKsor of this valuable find will dis pose of the diamonds, and will at once dig up his farm in search of the other part of tho giant's antique anatomy. Tho mi sterv of the broken hand, is ' one of prpk-xing interest. How long , has, it len there? : To what race t lid it owner belong V Was thesubject an ancient miser who died . . j. r.AOG.aC;nr,a o ,1 XOAiJ J.ao m-vww f XT To these, and a hundred more ques rwrt ri v-v tr rr iiiu i imi, i ii i m jncmnDi wiio i , tho modern historian has no answer. - AH Over ttoe Star-. A call is out for a regular third party prohibition con ver tion to be h eld in Lincoln on the 21st and 22d mst. Delegates are appointed as. follows: One at large from each county, one for oW fn votes cast for Clinton B. Fisk nn1 nno from pach W. C. T. U. organ ization. If all avail themselves of the privilege there will bo 1,139 delegates. T.annast.er countv convention is called to meet in Lincoln, August 17th. gland is now without a'saloon. f. lot in Beatrice sold for t $7,400. The breaking of bucking bronchos is not allowed on the streets oi Hastings. rrVia ataore of the Kearney opera house is being enlarged to double its original size.- Ben Hur and Me3ala will be the swvnoeffl-ntf in A chariot race at the Hastings fair. ' . Mrs Taylor, of Eustis has read the Bible eleven times and has commenced on the twelfth. '-Si .. J. O. Wilson, a vigorous gentlemen of Ashland celebrated his seventy-third birthday one day- last weelc. August 29 Cheyenne county will vote on a proposition to issue bonds in the sum of 2o,UUU, to pay nsinueuieuue. : The canoeists who started from liex- inctoniu June have been heard from at fc . . . , T. . lUeXlCU, JlU-U., gv,AXig uvii- safely but slowly. v Table Eock citizens have asked the B. - & M. load to put in a spur running from the depot to the town site in oraer 10 iacuiLUte Biuyi-uiJij uuBiucDo. Eva Smith fell the other day and fractured a collar bone. - She had just recovered from a like misfortune which oc -Tred some months ago. - -, .1 hr.onj! ytix enjoying Tyxiore reunion grounds, a pickpocket relieved her of a note and mortage for $110. While three young men of Lexington were hunting a careless shot from one of them took effect in the faces of the other, two, and W. H. Linderman will probably lose an eye. "' Eev. Lamar, an ex-confederate officer, delivered a loyal and eloquent speech at the Long Pine 'Chautauqua onG. A, B. day, which was well received by the old veterans present. The Nebraska City water works plant changed hands twic e in one day and is the property of the Nebraska City Water and Light company com pany, composed principally' of New York capitalists. Tecumseh merchants are endeavoring to secure Missouri river rates. While James Carman of Spring Creek was working aboutjt threshing machine the stacker fell on him, strik ing him in the face, which resulted in a fracture of the nasal bones and facial deformity. A new railroad, a club house, a paper mill, a starch factory, an oat meal mill, and several business blocks, besides a few miles of paving, are among the improvements that Beatrice will) record for the year 1889. The Kearney New Era says it will be ully a year and a half before the spin dles in the Kearney cotton mills will sing. A cottsn mill cannot be built as quickly as one of these square topped tenement houses. A Columbus sherriff endeavored to serve a summons on a farmer living near town by placing the document in the gentleman's lap. .; An' intelligent sheep of a literary turn of mind seized the document and took to the woods. J. B. Crittenden, superintendent of the Compas Cattle company's ranch on the North river, has been arrested and aken to Sidney charged with embezzle ment. The company had about $15, 000 invested in the ranch and stock, and an investigation shows that it has nothing left but the land, . v . The exitement over the coal find at South Sioux City does not diminish. Another hole has been sunk about 170 rods from the group, the coal 'was Lfnrml.a. lifcH,wM'..kA RnTfane'' after penetrating the same formation. , T?ev. I. H. Heaton of Fremont is eighty years of age. He is the father of the Congregational church at that place as well as of the state, being the oldest resident preacher of that denomi nation and probably the oldest preacher in the state. Calvin Smith of West Blue took the train at Exeter the other day to make a trip to urnas countv. Mr mitn is seventy-s'"x years of age and has lived near railroads lor thirty strange to say was never train of cars before. vears. out on board a Commissioned. The adjutant general has commis sioned the following officers of the Ne braska National Guards N. P. Lundeen, York, captain com pany A, first regiment. N.-Jr. I'isher, lork, nrst lieutenant company A, first regiment. George J. Paul, Omaha, nrst lieu tenant, Edward Creighton guards. Edward J. Mcvan, Omaha, second lieutenant, Edward Creighton guards. Fred A. Bailey, Shelton, second lieutenant, company A, second regi ment. Arthur T. Scott, Geneva, first lieu tenant, company G, first regiment. A JLuaky Finn. Dnluth (Minn.) Tribaiife, July William Dalquist is thename of a lucky Fin lander who at present is a etay laborer in It. A Gray's saw mill at .the West End. The fact is, William, who 'has been in this country for some six years or more and who has been a hard worker all his life, is one of the lucky persons who drew a "Dlum " ac cue drawing oi cue lxmisiaa State lottery neld on June IS last, he hold ing one-fortieth of ticket "61,605," which drew the capital prize of $60U,0t 0. When Mr. Dalquist was made aware or nis good fortune oy a statement in the Tribune that I that n limber -was the luckv one. he was lucky one, he was overioved beyond measure and was the recipient of many congratulations from his numerous menaa ana at me same lime not r few were envious of his s?ood fortune. Mr. W. A. Foote here innnealately offered Dalquist $14,800 for his little slip of paper, but William thought he wowld do his own cashing' and thus save the $200, which he has done. As soon as he can make arrange ments he wiJl at OQce proceed to Finland, where his father and mother, who are poor people, live The $15,000 Mr. Dalquist says win be more man enoujra to jceen m parents, himself and one of Finland's fair est dauznters (wmcn latter was saia witn a slierht disrortfon of his facial muscles, tend ing to a smile) for the rest of their days. For Sale. . One-half interest in one of the best weekly papers in the state. Politics republican. Is the official paper of the city and county. A good job office in connection. The owner has other business, and will sell a half interest to a practical man, who will devote all his ticae to the paper. $500 cash is the price, and unless you have the money and mean business, don t write. Italic space, Care of Newspaper Union, Lincoln, Neb, THE MARKETS. Lincoln, Neb, CATTLE Butchers' steers.. $3 50 & 0) Cows ., 2 00 8 70 3 10 8-00 65 20 80 19 1 85 25 25 8 9) 3 05 (S3. (5 ' 8u 23 ($ 31 & 5H. 1 40 30 ; (S3 50 5 CO HOGS Fat...... .... ........ Stockers. ............. .J-:,.. SHEEP r'-,.;. WHEAT No. 2 spring. OATS No. 2 RYE No. 3.... . f . . . .. CORN No 2 new FLAXSEED....... POTATOES.... ... APPLES ........ .perbbl... 2 CO BAY Prairie, bulk,... 4 50 Omaha, Nsb. CATTLE Prime steers...... $3 SO 4 15 Cows 1 7o (32 25 . sa fr HOGS Fair to heavy 3 95 3 85 00 4 03 .ttllxed Eaksas Citt, Mo. CATTLE Corn fed.. $3 00 ($4 15 FeederB..... 1 GC 3 00 TTOOS Good to choice 4 20 (S4 30 Mixed 3 90 64 15 .--V ( CfiOCAQO.IliL. rATTLE Prime steers.. ..84 20 (M 25 Stockers and feeders HOGS Paciting.. ............ 4 20 4 30 f 3 75 g4 80 ? -19 ex SHEEP Natives. ...... .t ... . WTTEAT. . ................... CCal ............ .kN.... THE HOUSEHOLD. Blali for the Horn, Twenty thousand women and children who work in. Chicago receive less than $3 a week. A salt ham should be soaked over night in plenty of soft 4 water previ ous to boiling" Save the juice that drians out of roast and steaks to add to stock for soups and meat sauces. Almost any stain will yield to re peated exposures to the sun if wet even with water each time it dries.' A wash in borax water before re tiring tends to keep the hands soft and smooth. Don't forget that a cloth-covered broom will wipe off the dust from oaDered waIIa. Rats are almost crazy for sunflow- f er seed. If you want to catch them bait your trap with these seeds. Giim-chewing is accused by a Phil adelphia doctor with causing dim ness of vision, ancf every optic atro- phy. . Nothing is earned without hard la bor. Hence, if anyone obtains any thing without labor, he is defrauding some one else. Oilcloth can be utilized as kettle rests. They save the ebony impres sion of black fet upon the wood work. ' To remove grease from paperea wall, try rubbing the spots with a piece of flannel moistened in spirits of wine. , ' Do your grumbling out of the house. It is ones duties of manhood to bear life's burdens and cbecr those who are dependent on you. A late fajroy in neck lingerie is the deep, falling plisse and the narrow, upright' ruche of sulphur yellow gauze. Tne new mohairs come in all shades of color in ''shots" effect andin bars, plaids, and checks of great beauty and effectiveness. Serges for beautiful beach and ten nis gowns are finer and softer than ever before, and are highly favored by English and American women. Hats and bonnets of straw are now dyed in every tint known to nature. Several of the colors are sometimes woven in on the chapeau. Miss Tessie Jones, Argonia, Kna., says she can husk and crib a bushel of corn in ten minutes a good deal less time than it takes most mothers to husk and crib a baby. For a cough, boil one ounce of flax seed in a pint of water, strain and add a little honey, a little rock candy, and the juice of three lemons. Take a glass hot before retiring. When there are symptoms of ring worm, wash the sore member three or four times daily in a strong solu tion of borax, then . dust off the fine powder. Only sharp scissors should be used in trimming lamp-wicks if an even clear flame is wanted. The wick should not be cut below the charred portion but just at the point of change. To set delicate colors in embroid ered handkerchiefs, soak them ten minutes previous to washing in a pail of tepid water, in which a des sertspoonful of turpentine has been well stirred. Coffee pounded in a mortar and roasted on an iron plate, sugar burned on hot coals, and vinegar burned on hot coals, and vinegar boiled with myrrh and sprinkled on thefloor and furniture of a sickroom are excellent deodorizers. Milk may be canned just , as you would can fruit. Bring the milk to the boiling point and fill your jars to the brim with it; then shut air-tight. This will keep any length of time, and be just as good when opened as when it was put up. Stains of vegetable colors, fruit, red wine.and red ink maybe removed from white goods by sulphur fumes or chlorine water. On colored cot tons and woolens, wash with luke warmsoaporammonia. Silk thesame, but more cautiously. , John Robe, of Maryland, says that an old cider barrel, cut in half will make a good cradle for twins. "It will be economy," he writes, "and may help to solve the problem 'What is the matter with us?' ' Thank you, John! Farm Journal. A hammock pillow is an addition considered necessary to complete the furniture of a garden in city or country during summer. Filled with down, hair, or the odorous twigs of the pine, it is covered with the gray stripped ticking used by the manu facturers oi awnings. Canaries are often famished for fresh cool water. You see bits of sugar, and sponge cake and cracker "tucked all about tho wires, while the drinkinsr cup will, be empty, or filled with dirty water that no bird with resuect for itself will touch. Have a bath tub, too, that is large enough to spread its wings and splash. t A formula for cream candy: Beat the whites of our eggs to a stiff froth, add one teaspoonful of cold water and flour to the taste. Stir together a little and then add confectionary (pulverized) . sugar till stiff enough to knead like bread. Then mould in shape and add your nuts, either on top or inside. ; 1 A glue which will resist the action of water is made by boiling a pound ofglttein a sufficiency of skimmed milk. To make a strong glue in a laying and veneering, take the best light brown glue, free from cloud.? or streaks, dissolve it in water, and to every pint add one-half gill of the best vinegar and one-half ounce of isinglass. ' : ? At the Friends' yearly meeting in Philadelphia, the woman's meet ing gave some very sensible and good advice. Friends were ad vised to "live not merely within the bounds of their circumstances," but within the limits of simplicity and truth. Wives were urged to "help their hard-working husbands by thoughtful economy." " The rich were asked to "give useful employment to those in need, and to pay good wages for honest work." Mothers were en joined "not to dress their children in satins and send them , to parties at unreasonable hours." Nothing is a more desirable talent in the interest of long life that the ability to take a nap at will. All great conquerors have possessed this abilitv, and it was a factor in their success. A half-hour's rest in the aft ernoon is worth getting, if possible, and I think that girls, who are not very robust, and who leel dragged and weary, not to aay a little cross and fretful, would do well to take such a nap regularly. You will feel much brighter and fresher lor the eyening and - for whatever work you have to do m the latter part of the day. -Our Youth. Suburban Dyspeptics, A very sensible physician, who lives in a fashionable suburb, tells me that there are many men residing in his village and doing business in the city who are confirmed dyspeptics. "The cause of this phenomenon," he said, 'was well known to all physicians practicing in suburbs and towns.. It is entirely the effect of having to catch a train. The stomach is as easily prevented from secreting, the gastric juice as a cow is from giving down her milk. The cow must be calm and happy or the milk will not come, and the man must be quiet and free from anxietv when he eats, or the descent of his food into his stomach will produce a very imper- ect flow of the gastric uice, and the bod, instead of digesting, will decay and produce irritation. Now, these ellows who live in the suburbs ai- wavs eat breakfast with the time table in their minds and their eves on the clock. Moreover, it will some- times happen that they are a few min utes late, and the consequence is that thev have to run to catch the train; This violent exercise, so soon after eatings greatly aggravates t he harm already done, and the man has heart burn the whole day. This happens constantly, and it is not a great while before the man is a chronic dys peptic Chicago Journal. Dnst Particles In The Mr An ingenious method has been de vised by John Aitken for counting the dust particles in the atmosphere. It wTas found that when the moisture is condensed in a rarefied atmosphere, each raindrop has a dust particle for its nucleus; so that by sweeping a measured portion of the air, into an exhausted receiver, by means of pure air, and counting tne numoer of deposited drops, it is easy to cal culate the number of dust particles in a given volume of the impure air. The counting is managed by navmg the silver plate in the receiver divid ed into millimetre squares, so that it is only necessary to count the drops on one square millimetre. Mr. Aitken showed that the air of a hall contained 400,000 particles to the cubic centimetre, while a specimen of air taken near the roof of the hall gave 3,500,000 to the ' cubic centi metre. In Ji.ndinburgh,on a fane day after snow, the number of dust particles in the cubic centimetre was 75,000, but in pure country air the number is often as low as 5000- Healthy Girls. It is no longer fashionable with the fair sex to feign delicacy, nor are the girls of the coming generation actu ated by an insane desire to appear fragile and genteel at the expense of health. The scores of buxom, bright eyed young ladies one will meet upon any of our thoroughfares a ny after noon is ample evidence of the truth of the assertion. No lonirer do the fair dnes seem wan and. pale to look upon, nor is their style of locomotion suggestive of effort; but on the con trary, nearly ' all seem strong and lithe of limb, and with cheeks suf fused with the ruddy glow of health. Doctors generally agree that there is far less of sickness among the sex than had formerly been the case, and this could be attributed solely to the glorious practice youngladies bad of late acquired of testing their capabilities as pedestrians,and in en gaging in other forms of light physi cal exercise. It is to be hoped that the good work will go on. Albany Express. A Hermit's Legacy to Needy Women. L. B. Eaton, a very eccentric man, has recently died at his home near Fremont, Ind. He settled in that county in 1837, and by the closest economy in living the life of a her mit succeeded in acquiring over 1,000 acres of good land and much other property. His s' range will is in keeping with the oddities of his life. "His land is to be divided mto lots of ten acres, and on each lot there is to be erected a cottage: These cottasres are intended for homes of friendless women of good character over 35 years of age. The county commissioners are named as trustees, and . in case they do not wish to serve the court is authorized to appoint an executor, who must serve without compensation. The money acquired from sales of other property alter ouiiaing tne nouses is to be held in trust for the support of the good women. Indianapolis ben- tinel. . FOR THE FARMER. mproper feeding is the cause of most of the sickness among horses. Change the food for your horses often enough to make them relish it... "" . x ' Breeding animals should have a little extra care. A little dry feed will do much. No matter how good the breed if good care is not given the stock will hardly give satisfaction. Red clover is said to be the best substitute for grasa, for corn, for meadow hay, and for manure. As a general rule,it never pays to attempt to cultivate the growing crops when the soil ia wet. Speaking of pasturing, a New En- glander to find that it does not ex ceed thirty bushels. The yield for ten years 1878-1887 was a frac tion less than thirty bushels. There is nothing like pure water for a dairy cow. Stagnant water is only fit to breed malaria and mo" squitoes. There should be a law compelling every owner of animals to provide pure water for all of his stock. . The time is not far distant when a farm or dairy without a silo will be considered as incomplete as a farm house without a cellar: and it will soon be the fashion for steam en gines to go from farm to farm to fill the silo. The value of a red clover crop for the- different farm animals, in the pasture and for hay' used as a fertilizer, in the rotation of crops, or in- renovat- tg a worn-out farm almost any one of which would give it high rank among the grasses or other- clovers. In a majority of cases a hen that is a good layer is an early riser. They ought to be fed as soon as they come down from the roosts. If they can be allowed to run out, feeding early, and then again just before they go on the roosts at night, it is all they will need. Plenty of whitewash should be used, not only for the brighter ap pearance, but also as a disinfectant. Hot whitewash on the inside of barns, stables, poultry houses and pig quarters, will aid in preventing ver min and insects. The common quail is the best ex terminator of the chinch bug and is followed by the prairie chicken. If protection were given these birds and they were provided with oppor tunity for increase and considered private property the insect pest would undoubtedly be very much decreased. " Do not attempt to grow melons or pumpkins in the corn-field if you ex pect to keep the corn clean and all the weeds down. It is a practice to grow pumpkins in the corn-field, but during the latter part of the season the corn is neglected in order not to disturb the pumpkin vines, which al so allows weeds to grow on some places to propagate seed for another season. Raising young pigs for spring and fall market is profitable business. Last spring I bought three sows of a neighbor who was moving away. By some bungling I lost one sow and four of her pigs, yet the proceeds paid the first cost and spring feed, leaving me the two larger sows clear. Last fall their pigs brought meabout$30, while their summering cost only about one acre "of pasturage. When running to grass pigs will stand 'more corn or corn-meal with out producing irritation or inflam mation of the stomach. A pig or a hog can never be fed entirely cn corn or corn-meal without causing more or less inflammation of the stomach. The rank scent coming, from their excrement prove this. As soon as there shall appear any signs of stomach disorder pigs shut up in pens should be put upon the ground, and they will at once begin to root up the iresh earth and eat it as an antidote. The hay crop is second, if not first, in importance of any in the United States. Every one making a new farm should first get the wet parts into natural meadow. For its main- tenanceVater is indispensable, but the courses should be looked after late in the fall, or quite large patches of grass may be destroyed by smoth ering if covered for weeks with ice where the water overflows. Indeed, no business requires more careful and constant attention, to little things than farming. Then, if eleven ears of corn can be made by the hoe, as suggested, where only ten ears would otherwise appear, he will be a benefactor who, by his ef forts, leads the farmer to the adop tion of methods, which will add one tenth to his former income. I have talked with many farmers about us ing the hoe in their corn, and I have never found but one man a large farmer in Piatt county, Illinois who had adopted the hoe to any extent, and he put the profits of the hoe at more than ICO per cent. I believe there are "millions in it" for the state, if generally adopted. Stock man and Farmer. As a rule milch cowl get tepid water to drink in summer and live in a warm atmosphere; end most dairy men must have , observed that the largest flow of milk is on the hottest day, while a cool day, especially if accompanied with rain causes, or witnesses, a decrease in the flow of milk. This shows that-the change to cooler weather and from dry to wet in some way lays a tax upon the system of a the cow which she pays by taking it out of her milk.' There ought to be in this fact a hint to dairymen to provide suitable shelter for their cows at all seasons of tho year, ana to endeavor to make it as comfortable for them as possible. The New Jersey experiment station has issued a circular letter which con tains a good many useful hints to farmers as to their actios when a new or heretofore unknown to them insect pest attacks any oftlieircrops. The first point is promptness ; in re porting the damage; do not wait un til the harm is done. Send speci mens of the insects, rather than at tempt to describe them; send speci mens of thei r work al so. Da not try to send insects in a letter, but pack in a tight box,, with some of the food they am nsing. Then, ami also a brief account of whae yon know about them; how and when they work; how Jong you have observed them; how much damage they inflicted; what, remedies you have tried and what has been your success with them. Write your name on the out side package containing the speci mens. This is allowed by the postal authorities in such easesr and identi fies the contents as those described in your letter, ; Curiosities in Mortgages The method of loaning money on furniture,, which has sprung so far rap idly into- pulie favorr ir constantly begetting ludicrous errors in chattle mortgages- This is due to- the fact that so- many illiterate- men with small capital and a passion to in crease it like sixty are indulging. We are compelled by law to copy every instrument put here for record or let ter for letter. If there is an error we copy the mistake, but underscore it to signify that it is not the fault of the office. Not long since a man pre sented a mortgage that described "a blue mule with red plush trimmings." Whether it was an article of parlor or street car furniture I don't know, but I suppose he did. Another curi osity was the description of a "mar ble top. stove, a bureau with seven baking utensils, a lettuce colored silk dress mixed with yellowish blue fringe or lace, a nd flour barrel fixin' behind, and a patent apparatus for stirring eggs up fine." "Lusterless silk dress (2), a frying pan, egg hatcher, crack ed spittoon, sausage machine and Ruben's chromo," is an extract I got from an incongruous collection one day. A burro with lookin' glass an' drawers to set what's left over in" was the sentence used by one man to keep track of a sideboard. An S tete-a-tete was recorded as a "set tee with both ends wrapped skin ways and the back in the middle," while an invalid's chair was marked down by an expressionist as a. "double bicycle chair, devilish' easy to set in any shaped' But one I remember excelled all. It spoke of a fine tax idermist's cabinet as a "glass case full of birds that don't stink, and a squirrel to boot." But their orthog raphy is great. Curtains often go as "kirtins," center table as "sent her tabil," and bedstead with mat tress as "begstid wit tiks," while "so in masheen," "XlOshun table," and 3kreett war"f or escritoire are common though "chickens in a penno" for a Chickering piano is not. But these must be rendered on our books true to copy, which led to a very quaint engrossment soon after the Legisla ture reduced the number ol notaries public from seven or eight hundred to one hundred. One of the ousted notaries, in writing his last ac knowledgment, took occasion to re mark at the bottom that the last Assembly were a class of men which class he designated by a hyphenated trio of words which few Americans will be called without trying to whip somebody, and the application of which is popularly considered a justi fication for trying to whip anybody. But his opinion was recorded, and will stand for years as a concise siz ing up of a defunct Legislature. Amusements of Royalty. Near the palatial home of the Montezumas were many edifices erected solely for the pleasure of the reigning monarch; prominent was an aviary, in which birds of splendid plumage were gathered Creatures of wondrous tint, delightsome to the eye, And some, full throated, pouriuj? out Their gladsome songs Three hundred attendants had charge of this rare company of plumy people; to leed them, give them a daily bath, collect scattering plumage, especially in moulting sea son, thus furnishing material for Aztec painters, was the all engross ing care. Somewhat farther away birds of prey were also luxuriously domiciled vultures and eagles and other "vil lainous eyed desperadoes:" for these, too, much thought was given, their usual bill of fare (a daily allowance) including among other dainties five hundred plump and toothsome tur keys. And still beyond, strongly barri caded, were cages of wild animals, reptiles and serpents; tho slimy, coil ing, head erecting creatures held high carnival in long cages lined with down or feathers; or, if they needed recreation, troughs of mud and water were at their service. To all these prisoners of state were given apartments both light and airy, ample enough as well, in which to move untrammeled; such were imperial orders, and keepers of strength and fearlessness were de voted to their comfort and cleanli ness. . ' "Extensive gardens surrounded these buildings, full of fragrant shrubs and flowers, alid many med icinal plants were cultivated; and fountains of pure water threw up sparkling jets." Ten large tanks well stocked with fish afforded sport for the lazy an gler, and water fowl could here dis port the live-long day. A pavement of tessellated marble inclosed the ample basins, which were overhung by light and fancilul Eavilions, admitting the perfumed reezes of the gardens and offering grateful shelter to the monarch and his friends in sultry summer heats. This was in the reign of Monte zuma Second, fearly in the Sixteenth century. F:irper'e Bazar. fruit a' Perfect Foort.. ome people are afraid to eat fruit, thinking thatr fruit and diarrhoea are always associated, when, it they un derstood the true cause of diarrhoea, they would know that it was caused by eating meat. Ih hot -weatlier meat putrefies very quickly, and dur ing this process alkaloids are formed which are very poisonous, acting as emetics and purgatives. 'Tis true that fruit eaten green or- between meals will interfere with digestion wnd cause bowel troubles; but use fruit that is-perfectly ripe at meal time, and only beneficial results will follow. . Acids prevent calcareous degenerations,-keeping the bones elastic, as well as preventing the accumulation of earthly matters. This is tfcauae of the solvent power of the- acids; but manufactured acids are not harmless, as those which nature hai prepared for us in the various kinds of fruit. Fruit is a perfect food when fully ripe, but if it were in daily use from youth to age there would be less gout, gall-stones and stone in the bladder.. Stewed apples, pears and plums are favorite articles ot d iet, For breakfast or luncheon, in. the dining-room orin the nursery, there' are few. table dishes more whole some andi more delicious than well stewed fruit served up with cream or custard, i There are many persons, however who' cannot eat it on account either of the acidity ot the fruit of the ex cess of sugar necessary to- make it palatable. Sugar does not, of course, counteract acidity; it only disguises it, and its use in large quantities is calculated to retard digestion. The housewife may, therefore be grateful for the reminder that a pinch j a very small pinch, of carbonate of soda, sprinkled over the fruit previ ously ' to cooking, will save sugar, and will render the dish at once more palatable and more wholesome. Medical Classics. Where Bears Roams the Streets. Mr. T. W. Blackhart, lormerly ot this city, but now a resident of Hele na, Mantana, is in Louisville. Mr. Blackhart says Montana is full o large game and is the finest hunting ground in the United States. He tells the following bear story, and says it is no fish yarn, either. A short whilo before coming to Kentucky he was at Cook City, a small town in south ern Montana, adjoining the Wyom ing line and Yellowstone park. While he was there a party of hunters who had been, out only three days re turned. During that brief absence they killed filty-six bears, grizzly, cinnamon and black, and brought with them the fresh skins as evidence. Last autumn five big bears were killed in the streets of the town, hav ing come down from the mountain probably with the intention ot mak ing a good meal off the inhabitants. In the mountains the grizzly bears are exceeding by numerous, very fero cious, and more frequently the hunter than the hunted. Louisville Courier Journal. , i OldCreedmooiv Eostport Sentinel. "Old Creedmoor" is a big whale that plays around Passamaquoddy bay, about two miles from town, every summer. At least it is posi tively asserted by fishermen that the same old fellow has made his appear ance annually to feed on tho sc hools of herring that frequent the place in the summer season, and is how. he got his name: In times past when some of tho crack shot of the Fron tier Guards were too tired to walk out to the rifle range, they would take a boat and sailing down the harbor at certain time ot tide would be quite certain of finding his whale ship playing around the bay. Then they would make use of him for a target as- a part of his big carcass frequently rose above the surface, a long distance off. An ex-membpr of the Gaurds says you could always tell when he was hit he "kicked like a steec A Losing Game. Ow did it work?" said one small boy on the street to the other. "Ow did you do it?" "Seer The old man he dropped a dime) am' I picked it up an' runned alter him, an' 1 says: 'Mister, 'ere's a dime as you dropped,' an' he puts 'is iiand in Is pocket an' he says: 'You're an honest little boy; here's a quarter lor you " "Wal, 1 dropped the dime right in front of the old woman, wen sha had 'er purse open, an' I picked it up wen she walks along, an' follows her an' says: 'Here missus, is a dime you dropped. " "Well!" "Wal, she takes it an says: Thank you, little boy,' an puts it in her pocket, an' I'm ten cents out." San Francisco Chronicle. A New Ciffar. Much excitement has been caused, says a London correspondent.of The Birmingham Post, by the introduc tion of a hew kind of cigar into tho high class clubs of London. The in gredients of which ic is composed re main a secret with tho soidisant in ventors, but the effect produced upon the consumers is said to be magical The softness of perfume, thearomat ic flavor, and, above all, the sooth ing qualities of. this ne,w cigur are undisputed, but it does not tontaiu a particle of tobacco. Gen. Tcrnbull, of San Francisco, had a quarrel . with his tailor, but whilo he huted the man he continued outwardly on pleasant terms with him. At the beginning of the fall season the tailor loaded up with figured vest patterns. The general saw them and presented a notorious sporting man with one and a negro minister with another. No gcntle manwould tneren Iter wear a brocaded vest. The tailor had his stock left on his hands and was nearly ruined. thetL 9