.-Vl?Vi f -j W I I V SLOO FEB TEAR IN ADVANCE. OFHCUl 0BG1II , HEBR A.SKA Hi STATE FARIIERS' ALLIANCE. I I VOL. I. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY, JULY 110, 1889. N0.4. P. i 4, 1 V V y f. (7 q Editorial Notes and Clippings. Clubbing Rates. To those of our readers who might wish to take a Daily newspaper one whose opinions are its own, fearless and outspoken, we would say that we have made arrangements witn the pub lishers of the Daily Call, of this city, whereby we can- furnish their Daily and Tins Alliance at $6 per year. Or, The Alliance and Weekly Call, one year for $1,50. The weekly Call is a 6 col. quarto well tilled with good family reading. This is an excellent chance to get two papers for nearly the price of one. Sample copies of Daily or Weekly, Call will be sent upon ap plication. $700 REWARD. Cambridge, July 8. Four Points of Industry Alliance, No. 515, offers a reward 01 $100 for the capture and conviction of the murderer of Bro. J. H. Plummer. This makes a total of $yco. Yours fraternally, Wm. Waite, Jr., Sec. The organization among the farm ers goes grandly on. The great independent press which is rising all over the country today means something. Read our Hansen letter carefully this week. It shows what V the farm ers can do when organized. See market reports on inside pages .These markets are corrected right up o the hour of going to press. This fall and winter bids fair to be an era of organization among the farmers, the like of which was never known before. - There never was a more earnest and determined set of men engaged in a work than those of the Farmers' Alh ance of Nebraska.- They are bound TO WIN. Our caper is not up to the usual A standard this week. This is owing to a press of job work and the editor somewhat under the weather. We will try and improve with our next is sue if all goes well. A large number ot communica tions are still on the hook as we are rea d y for the press crowded " out. We ask the kind indulgence of our friends, and we will try and get around in due time. . Mr. J. M. Robinson, of Kenesaw, Neb., a prominent breeder of Poland China hogs, dropped in to see us this week. He was in attendance at the Expert Swine Breeders meeting held at the college farm, here, this week. We wish we had room in our" pa per to give a detailed account of the 2"rogress of Alliance work in the southern states. It is simply grand, and the benefits accruing to the members are almost incomputa ble, -c - We certainly have every reason to Jeel grateful to our many kind friends throughout the state who have taken such an active interest in helping along the paper. We shall bend our every energy to try and merit these esteemed favors. Even Walt Mason has apparently become disgusted with the poor old Journal. Slowly but surely the Call is extracting what little good there is in the great B. & M. apologist. Soon there will not be enough left of it to make a respectable collapse. North Dakota sent a thrill of the horrors coursing through the veins of the politicians and corporation hench- men last week, by electing a stalwart member of the Farmers' Alliance president of their constitutional con vention. This means a peoples gov ernment in North Dakota. W. T. Allen, of Ashland, called on us this week. Mr. Allen is an or ganizer for a new organization called the "Line Board Association," which ' he says is similar to the "Wheel." - It is new to us, but Mr. Allen says it is spreading rapidly throughout the United States. said a prorament business man to us a short time ago: "I know times are somewhat close: money a little scarce, but we cannot expect to al ways have flourishing times: there must be periods of depression accord ing to the natural laws of business. Nobody however are seriously grum- u""a uu- me iarmers. jliiey are THE KICKERS." ... es, my business iriend, above you the picking starts and down down' it comes until it reaches.you and then you reacn alter the farmer. Who does he reach after? Down he digs deep again into old mother earth for his recourse, and takes his chances with chinch bugs, drouth., hail storms and on dodging the elements generally. No, there is no occasion for any of the other fellows to kick. The farmers however propose to reverse the pres ent order of things. They propose to slap the fellow next to them and let him pass it up. Then who'll kick? Any one receiving copies of this paper can" take them out of the post office without any fear of being stuck" for the same. . At the end of the time a subscriber has paid for, his paper will be stopped unless oth wise ordered. .We do not wish to force our paper onto any one. "Sunny Hillside" Alliance Ahead. Cambidge, Neb., July 2nd. Edi tor alliance: 1 took our paper The Alliance No. 2, to the last meeting of Sunny Hillside Alliance No. 542, and presented its merits to our members with the following re sult: Twelve subscribers out of thir teen members present. Who beats this? Enclosed please find list of names with directions and check for same. May your efforts be a success. Frntprnall v. C. B. Bachelder: This beats the record Bro. Bachel der, and if every Alliance in the state would go off like that The Alliance would take its place at the head of the class as a state paper. Our heart iest thanks to yourself and the worthy members of Sunny Hillside Alliance. Stock shipped to Allen Root, care of Bell, Collins & McCoy, Omaha, by members of the Alliance, will realize from $4 to 5 more per car for their stock. Give the agent notice when shipped. Mr. Root is state agent for the Alliance. W. R. Bennett & Co., will sell groceries etc. , to Alliances at jobbers rates: Send all orders to Al len Root. Shipments of vegetables fruits or poultry, should, be billed to Mr. Root, care of Bowman, Williams & Howe's, Omaha, Neb. Our President on the Wing. Fairfield, Neb., June 28. -Editor Allianxe: I left home early last Monday morning to visit some of the farmers in the middle south of the state. Found the corn crop in good condition all along the valley of the Republican The small grain does not generally give promise of a very heavy yield on account.of a peculiar blight, or rust, which affected it early in the season and thinned out the stand, from superior 1 passed up through Nuckolls county to Angus, little town situated near the northern line of the county. Although the corn in this county looks no better than that further west, the small grain ! is much better, in fact is as good as ever saw. .But now. like the rest of the farmers, I am taking promise for realization. There are so many things that may happen to grain yet, mat no note snouid be given now with the assurance that it will be paid with tke next crop. I met with the Alliince at Angus on Monday night and initiated twenty five members. There seemed to be a quiet feeling of determination among the members to persevere in main taining their interests, in spite of a spirit of strong opposition manifested by some of the business men of the place. These men have yet to learn the fact that thej members of the Alli ance are not disposed to interfere with any honest industry or profes sion that does not unnecessarily inter fere with their prosperity. But when, in some of these little towns, four or five business men are transacting an amount of business that could just as well be conducted by one man, and insist on a living profit, by which they mean a,profit that will support all their families in good style, it is a serious question whether the farmers had not better try to conduct their own business on a more economical plan. I know it is claimed that such a course would tend to discourage building up small towns which fur nish such conveniences for farmers for near marketing and purchasing, but I believe it can be demonstrated, that a town with few inhabitants, -who all get their living by honest labor, would be worth far more to a community than, a town of twice the population a large portion ofvhich are sustained as parasites on the labors of others. On Tuesday evening I addressed a meeting of farmers near Oak, in the same county, but on account of a se vere thunder storm it was thought ex- pedient to postpone an organization until another evening. I commis sioned Mr, Geo. A. Felton as deputy for Nuckolls county. On Wednesday I went up into Clay county and soon found kind friends who were willing to render me all the assistance in their power in the work ui urgduiwuun m meir county, un Thursday evening I met with the Fairfield Alliance and gave them the secret wonc. iney nave a strong: Al- t rr i . . I liance and a good prospect of great - w 1 useiuiness ana success in tne luture. TT . "W MM t . ' MTV 11 1 omgnt 1 expect to speait at iay centre, m tnis county. 1 ne crops in this county I think look the best of any l have yet seen in tne state. Cornell, iseb., July 4. On Mon- day July 1st, I visited Hamilton Co. First called on Mr. D. L. Hackett near Bromfield, with whom I took din- ner. He and his estimable wife made my brief visit very pleasant, Mr. Hackett has a fine farm and is trying, by ass iduous , labor on the same, to t answer tne question will farming pay?" in the affirmative. It he doesn't succeed I do not think it will be his fault, nor that of his farm either. In the afternoon we went to interview . some of the Alliance friends who had met in the forenoon to witness the trial of- a binding twine which had been widely adver tised and recommended by a local dealer as being iust as good as the best (pure Manilla) and was offered by him at a price considerably less than that recommended by the Alii- ance agent. we tound tne result had been a total failure of the cheap jute twine, in tne evening, went jT. T . .1. Ml witn -our emcient deputy, jvir. l.. . T-i t . nr 1 .1 i-ioyo, to organize an finance aDOut 11 miles irom nis nome. iad a pieasanc time wun ine uretnren ana 1 1 .? ll 1 il 1 effected an organization. Mr. Floyd's methods seem to be excellent and his advice to the new Alliance was such as could not tail to have a good influence and if heeded will in- sure their success in making their Al- 1 1 3 n n rtnvcfr fnr crrrA in tViPir .w. t 00 " Tuesday, taking leave pi mr. r ioya s intelligent ana interesting family, I accompanied him to Aurora, is a flourishing a county seat. It iown, arid well it mignt be, tor it is surrounded by as good farms as the state affords, and they are tilled by .farmers as intelli gent and prosperous as any I have yet seen. We then visited some of the friends toward the northern part of the county, and took dinner with Bro. O. B. Shankland. After a pleasant interview with him and his family, and a conference on the state of the Order in Hamilton coun ty, we proceeded to Marquette where I took leave of Bro. Floyd and wended my way northward. Hamilton county seems to be striv ing for the place of banner Alliance county in the state. Mr. Floyd's plan, ably seconded by the other workers as they rapidly fall in, seems to be, to compactly organize the county as they go along, and the or ganization, commencing on the west, has been steadily carried on toward the. east, until in less than two-thirds of the county there are, I believe, eighteen Alliances, I arrived in Madison county Wednesday morning. After consid- erable inquiry I found Bro. G. B. Kelley, secretary of Union Alliance. Found they were quite discouraged, mostly on account, I think, df the maImm i ' iact tnat lortne want or an organizer they had not been able to get the se- . 1 --. , r cret worK. Alter partaking ot a bountiful dinner with Mr. Kelley, I- went in the afternoon to visit the offi cers of Walnut Grove Alliance No. 566. Commissioned Bro. Warren Forsaith as deputy organizer for Madison county. Found their Alli ance consisting of twenty seven male members in a wide awake and flour ishing condition. Spent the night with the Sec'y Bro. A. B. Bender, who with his pleasant family made me feel that I was among friends. Spent the Fourth in crossing the country with Bro. Biggs to Warner- ville, and trying to bring up my lag ing correspondence. ' T . . . T .11 .1 expect to go to iNonoiic tnis even ing and to reach fierce county some time tomorrow. J. H. Powers. We call attention to ad of T. M. Robinson, of Kenesaw, this week. Having personally known Mr. R. for a number of years we can assure all parties having dealings with him, fair and honorable treatment. HE'LL WALE NOW. G. D. Coleman Becomes Tainted With The Farmers' Alliance and Incurs The Ire of the Great Scab Route. No Man Can Serve Two Masters, Ete. Mr. G. D. Coleman, foreman of thl- nffir met witll an ravatin d humiliating circumstance while ...... rrnrn vpw he u ij 1113 nay aawiaa AviivuwTi v 40 piace jast Week. tw. unft-- .rtnnrt wltK thii paper he was managing editor. of the Kenesaw Cvclone. ' and contracted and paid fo in ; adyertisj,, a miie. age boov with the j & w railroad- 1 nis ne presentea tor his tare as us- ual last week,-but ! under an order from the general passenger agent the conductor took it up, and ,by the help of the train men dragged Mr. C. from the train, in spite of his ten dering them the money for his fare when he saw they were determined to put him off. V: . Upon arriving here Attorney-Gen eral Leese was consulted and Mr. Coleman this week began suit in the district court of Lancaster county against the B. & M. for $5,000, dam ages, with Gen 1 Leese and Stewart & Rose as his attorneys. Now then, the question arises, does the B. & M. issue I these mileage books, as they claim) to newspapers on advertising? If so, what power have they to take them up and de- mand fare any time afterward? There is only one way they could do this, as SDecified in in the'eontract signed by the publisher, and that would be in case he transfered the mileage to some one ew Arai hv should the B. &. M. simrle out Mr. Coleman . 0 V as a special subiect for their displeas- I , - ure? Is it becauselfie is like Poor .1 J CL. .. AAA LJCllA -rWail LUll X A mg to the self-righteous judgment of this arbitrary bull-dozing corpora tion? ; -X : . . '. If the B. & M. do not issue these miieage books on advertising account . ic . to newspapers, wnat do tney, issue them for? It is iiotithinthe proy ince of their magnanimity to lavish their stock in trade awav for nothing Oh no, there never can be a jury em panelled in this state but what would pronounce them 'fnot guilty" of that charge. However, Mr. Coleman, like the rest of us, will now be compelled to pay cash fare or walk, and, in the meantime, it tnere is any otner way the B. & M. can evince their supreme disgust towards papers of this kind, we invite them to "Lay on McDuff," etc. . The Philosophy of Price. xne pnnosopny 01 price is little un derstood. . The margin of reward to the producers consist of the surplus prod acts which remains in their pos session after the needs of subsistence have been satisfied. It is obvious therefore, that their income is deter mined by the pi ices these products bear. Another fact, viz: that in times 01 nign prices tne people are prosper ous and labor generally employed, and in times of low prices all industries are depressed and labor largely idle militates greatly in favor of high prices. Of course an exception, mus be made against high prices which are artificial and are produced by combi nations or by the monopoly of pro ducts. Low prices are most injurious to laborers and producers, and most beneficial to the fixed-income classes And yet the former are the very ones who are continually clamoring for lower prices. I heard John M. Thurs ton say a good thing in his Chicago speech in Armory D. He said he wished it was against the law for any man to wear a "biled shirt"' until he knew that the woman who made it had been paid a dollar for her work. I said,: Ainenl AmenI Mr. Thurston, unwittingly perhaps, declared a yery valuable and important principle. I will analyze some low prices and fol low, them hompi, and if you have hearts they will swell, and if the fountains are not dried your eyes will fill. For finishing shirts women are paid in Chicago from seven to ten cents a doz en, and for this pittance they, have to put on each garment four stays or gus sets, at least three buttons and one ticket. That is, for seven cents they have to sew in forty-eight stays, and sew on thirty-six buttons and twelve cards. These workers receive sixty cents a dozen far ladies calico sacques, articles which they themselves have to cut out, and which have nine seams each and a hem all around, with collar and cuffs in addition, and some eight buttons and button-holes. Five cents apiece! just think "of it! for all this work. "Xow shall we follow them home? Home! Has the word a meaning for such toilers as these? ; Says Geo. C. Lorimer, describing one ot these homes in New York: - "The 1 00m was possibly ten feet square, me ceiling was low and slanting the only light a small gable window tnrougu the roof. In these cramped quarters were six women and four sewing machines. The air was stifling - up 111 tne nineties ana odoriferous with sewer gases. ine women were wrqking as if driven by some un seen power, but when I learned that they were able to earn but fifty cents for sixteen hours work, it needed no further, investigation to convince me that the 4 unseen power was the neces sity for breed for their own and their children's mouths." Shall 1 follow this analysis of price a little further? It will take us to the streets at night, and to places where I never go. $ut there are 40,000 women in New York working ' for barely enough to keep them from starvation on account of low prices. Within five minutes' walk of this rookery described by Mr. Lorimer could be found numerous men and families with princely incomes rang ing from $500,000 to $2,000,000 a year! The prices which depress one enrich the other. Analyze low prices in any line of production, whether shirt-making or wheat-growing, and you find at the final analysis that it is the laborer and producer who suffer, and not the man ufacturer, the jobber or the retailer. Capital, in all the transmutations of labor, takes good care of itself. The laborer stands the brunt. The same cause which produces a shrinkage in the value of property causes a decline of prices. This cause is a contraction of the money, volume relative to production. On February 27,1868, before the presidential bee had demoralized him, when speaking of contracting the currency .John Sherman said: "It is not possible to take this voyage (meaning the contraction of the currency to appreciate ita value) without the sorest distre-s. It is a period of loss, danger, lassitude of trade, fall of wage,s, suspension of en terprise, bankruptcy and disaster." No truer words were ever uttered. This process has been going on and on; values and prices have been going down and down, and the bottom is not yet reached. The wealth of the na tion is being garnered through interest by the capitalists, and the people are becoming poorer day by day. It is only by a radical revolution of our financial system that these periodical depressions can be arrested. They are the natural outgrowth of the specie basis and the restriction of our money volume to an amount insufficient for the business of the country. When will the people see it? B. , Yes, Light is Dawning.' Neligij, Neb., July 5. Have re ceived several copies of TnE Alli ance! It has the right jingle. . We are taking the Economist, but will add TnE Alliance at the ?arliest possi ble opportunity to our Order. Glad to gee the work going on. God bless it. We are bound to win. Monopoly and all its mighty forces begin to tumble, and well it might. Their cry is peace, peace, but there is no peace for the wicked. Fraternally, L. B. Hendrick, Sec. Elgin Tp. Alliance No. 401. DEXYER'S CELEBRATION. "English Lords Own Over a Mil lion Acres of Land in This State and We Have No Homes. Denver, Colo., July 4. Today I have witnessed the grandest celebra tion I ever saw. W. T. Sherman was here and the crowd was immense. The different Trades Unions were rep resented in the procession, which was the largest I ever saw. The stone cutters presented the most imposing spectacle, there being about 300 of them, and they were as fine a set . of men as one ever looked at. Among the many banners which they carried was one upon .which was inscribed, "The English lords own over a mil lion acres of land in this state and we have no homes." Xo one who did not see this fine set of laboring men can ever form any idea of the impression this simple banner made. They had on white shirts. ' were in their shirt sleeves, and had 0:1 white aprons, had the finest band in the procession and a large dray on which" five or six stone cutters were at work chiseling a large slab of marble. The rest marched by twos. - The city is decorated from the humblest cottage to the court house. At every crossing are electric wires cf osswavs of the street and on these are red white and blue lights as thick as they can stick. , The artilery from Ft Denver assisted in the celebration, and as I write the city is illuminated bright as day and one cannot hear him self think for the noise. No use try ing to describe the celebration, but it was simply immense. C. F. Feiinow. THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE. Under this head we solicit short articles from the people upon any and all subjects of interest. . We cannot undertake to be re sponsible however for any matter appearing under this head the design being to allow the greatest freedom to writers whereby they can discuss, and thus take an interest in the great questions of the day which are so materlaUy affecting the people. Write plain but never mind your spelling, grammar, or anything of that sort, we'll attend to that. Sign what you choose to your articles, but send us your name always. Roseland,Neb,, July 8. -We had a glorious old time on the 4th of July at this place. Our speaker paid a glowing tribute to the .patriotism of the American people, aud went on to say that anarchy was dealt with in a fitting manner, and that alone showed the patriotism of the Ameri can people. . The gentleman did not say one word about what made an archists, or who they were, but I think we will have more than can be got along with in peace if there is not some change made socn. There was no one competent to act as chair man but a banker, and I think if the speaker had just turned his-eye to the right he would have seen some of the outgrowth of our present systems which make anarchists bv the hun dreds. But, under our' systems we cannot get along without them, and, if the present continues, I think it would pay to sell all we have and start in the banking, business. But, you will ask, who will borrow of you? Well, may be the people would then get the market overstocked. Then money would be cheap and grain high. That would suit these poor worthless farmers. Then they might be able to pay their taxes .and other debts. , Mrv Editor, do you think the farmers of Nebraska will ever accom plish anything? For my part I wonld say no, not as long as they can be fed on soft corn, for, as a rule, they are afraid that their neigh bor iarmers cannot represent their interests as well as a banker or law yer. So the majority in this county said when the M. P. "R. R. wanted bonds. But I think some of them would just as soon they had not voted and submitted like little men to the will of the railroad company. Talk t f organization, but let one of these slick corporation rascals come around and the organization is gone where the woodbine twineth and the whangdoodle mourneth. If you think you have space, all right. A Clod Hopper. Our correspondent is evidently measuring the future by what is al most too true of the past, and has got the blues. Cheer up, Aleck, as farmeis we are beginning to size up alongside of these slick fellows you speak of like man when it was said of him: "He has become as wise as one, of us gods." There are great changes coming in the near ahead my weary brother. Our Far Alaskan Citizen. A writer familiar with the uncivil ized Esquimaux of far-off Northern Alaska say that they are the most abjeet beings he ever . saw. They neither wash nor comb their hair, and they wear dirty, filthy garments year in and year out. Esquimau means "raw fish eator;" their diet is chiefly fish and game, kept until it is in a state of .putrefaction, when to them it is most delicious. Raw blubber of tho whale is a great delicacy. Their man ner of eating is dog-like. Fixing their teeth in a piece of blubber, with a dull knife they saw off the portion which the mouth will not admit. The men hunt and fish, while all other work is done by the women. They know noth ing of marriage vows; they cohabit, separate and take partners at pleasure, one man often having a succession of wives. The old-time custom of tu tooting- the face, arms and breast is still practiced. The women wear ivory stud3 in the lower lip, in which is in serted their sewing needle for conven ience when not ia use. The men also have these apertures with bone or ivory studs in their ears, in which rings are inserted. Tho same f;.shioa prevails largely In Southeastern Alaska. "Out of the fashion, out of the world," is as true of them as of us. There is much caste among them, and it would be hard to find a more con servative and conventional people Sitka Alaskan. A Law Abider. "I don't want to break the law," he said, as he stood in tho presance of Capt Starkweather at polica head quarters tho other day. "You are very kind," replied the captain. , : 'What is your case?" "My wife has skipped." "Indeed." Yes, skipped out two days ago. As I said, I don't want to break the law. What is the customary rule in such cases?" "Let her skip." "I am not expected to pursue het and shoot somebody?" "No." "Thanks. She has skipped. Let her skip. If she returns, I overlook and forglvef If she does not I marry tho hised girl. Perfectly satisfactorily, sir, all around, I thank you for your kindness." Detroit Free Press. Ocean Steamships. An order for a new ship of the qlaat required to compete in the modern passenger service of the Atlantic Is not by any means a matter to be determ ined on without grave consideration. f,ed is costly, and as you increaso it l.'is generally necessary to also incrcaso the tonnage. This forces upon youi consideration tides, channels, harbo bars and dock accomodations, all o Which impose limitations upon yo. And then the, cost ot the ship herself Is not a matter which even tho wealthiest of corporations can provide for at u moment's notice; it is not one hundred thousand dollars, nor five hundred thousand dollars that the work calls for, but about five timed the latter sum, for.it is safe to say that a vessel supcri ior to the City of New York "or tho Etruria could not be built for less than two million and a half of dollars. Sometimes the shipbuilders are willing to become part owners of the projected vessel; sometimes they take as part payment for the work somo old er vessels of the line, which they refit, re-engine, modernize and sell again. The ability of tho builders, to make an arrangement of this kind, of course, iniiuenooa the placing of the contract, in a meas ure, but they must also be able to giv certain guarantees. They must enter into an engagement that the projected ship shall be able to carry so many passengers and so many tons of cargo and to attain a specific speed on a given consumption of coal per day. Let us say, for instance, that the stipulations are those: ..Accommo dations for 600 saloon passengers, intermediate passengers' and 1.500 steerage passengers; registered ton nage, 6,000; speed, 19 knots on a con sumption of 300 tons per day. If tho ship fails to fulfill these conditions tho builders agree to forfeit a part of tho amount they would otherwise receive for her, or they may bo compelled to take her back altogether. This was the case with the City of Roino, which was built for the Inman' line by tho Barrow Shipbuilding Company. Scribner's. ThsR R. Conluc or. In former days the rallroal conduc tor was quite an important pa.onago. He enjoyed privilege! and mot with consideration that tho r. c. knows nothing about in th3o days of "spot ters and no deadhoalln. It he, lived at a hotel he had little or nothing to pay, because he coald influence cus tom Ton the road and "pas-" the lanu- lord's family whon they dosired to travel. Everybody wanted to bo tho friend of the conductor. It was con sidered quite an honor to get a nod from him as he passed through the car collecting his fares, mid tho man or woman that he sat down and chatted with in his moments of leisure, excited the envy of all the other , p.issongors. There were people who would rather have been put off tho train by tho early conductor than not to be noticed by him at all. Women flirted with him along the road, und if single the girls considered him a great catch. Then what consideration ho got When he spent his little vacation in some town along the line. Tho local paper would say, "Col. Lee, the genial and popular conductor of the S. C. It. & T. Railroad, is In town for a few days, looking handsomer and more smiling than ever. IIo has promised to 'chalk1 our hat whenever ho catches us on his line, and the Colonel is a man of his word." But all this has passed hy. Tho modern conductor can chalk hats no more, and if he were caught dead heading a friend he would probably bo bounced. As for flirtations a good looking brake man has as good a show as any conductor on the line. Puffs for tho conductor have dropped out of the newspapers. On some roads they are known by their numbers chiefly, and it wovdd read absurdly "Conduc tor No. 174, of the X. & Y. R. It.; is spending a few days in twn." Texas Sittings. Thsy Both Understood Him. Fenderson Ha! what's this? "Tho posterior third of the Inferior convolu tion of tho left frontal lobe Is diseased In aph isis." Now, this Is really start ling. Pil tell th it to Mr. Stickle; he's always interested in such matters. Oh, here he is now. I say, Stickle, were you awaro th;it the posterior con vention of tho aphasia Is diseased in the left third of the inferior lobe? And then Stickle knew just as much about it as Fendcrson did; but it was an interesting mutter, and both gentle men stuck their hands in their pockets and felt it would be a cerriblo set back to tho earth should they ba taken out pf it. Particualr About Stylo. Mrs. IVim (stylish boarding-house keeper) "It cannot bo delayed any longCi. We must have a new set of dishes." Daughter "Yes, ma; tho old set v,u very handsome in its day, but it's all out of fashion now." "Well, rnyfdeai', go to Rrickaback & Co's, and selsct a new dinner service; take nothing but Royal Windsor china or Dresden ware, no matter what tlio cost." "Yes, ma." "And, by the way, on your return step into the market and order twen ty pounds of corn beef and forty pounds of liver." Now York Weekly. i 1 . 1 ' V 1 J3