NICKNAMES ON THE OCEAN Tradition Governs - Thorn Among .i American and Engllah Sailor .. and Thy Never Altar. ,. In the American and Engllah navlea, as well as In the merchant marines, are found nicknames that .have been In use since before men dreamed that there was land on the other side of the western- ocean. Tradition, most Inflexible of all rules, governs them, and they never alter, whether the ship clears from the- Golden Gate or from London Docks. Some . of the nick names are of obvious, origin; others seem to gain .force by their apparent lack of reason. , .Ifor Instance, why should all men named Wright be called "Shiner T" Clark la Invariably "Nobby"; Green is "Jimmy"; , and a White is a "Knock er," "Spud" Murphy explains Itself, as does '.'Dusty" Miller. "Lofty" and "Shorty" do not need to present carda to their mates . when they algn on, and It la not worth while for the brunette sailor to resent It when a friendly chap halls him aa "Nigger" ho cant whip the entire crew, on after the other. The rigid forms of the quarterdeck do not hold during the watch below, and the captain la the "Skipper," and the flrst lieutenant la familiarly "Jimmy the One." On fighting ships the gunnery lieutenant la "Gunnery Jack," or more briefly "Guns"; the torpedo lieutenant, "Torpedo Jack" or "Sparks," and the navigating officer, The Navy." Even a landlubber would know that "Tommy Pipes" waa the boatswain. "Chips" the carpenter, "Jimmy Bungs" the cooper, and "Sails" the sailmak er. The Sunday Magazine. When you want the best in COAL call GEO. W. VOSS CO. 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If yyou';'iiav'e a lion that yon don't need ""ali'aHly as you need the money, orvwaiHf:to soak a trained bear for a feW Weeks.' or put up an ele phant untfi yWu Hear from home, go around to t)r?-;Pptter. He'll loan you the moneyfcgarnst your live Btock and he will noFcnarjfre you any Interest. But youlFnave''to pay the board of your pledge just drifted Into the buslness.";sald' Dr.' Potter. "1 started out to fiirrifsh c trained animals to shows. I've rented everything to show, men from V'lfrotip of thoroughbred horses to:fa red" : eyed Numldlan Hon. By and bj:i found that I had to lend money now 'na then to my patrons and take 'their stock In pledge. It was a necessity of the business, but now I like-It"'; Hla stables ' contain elephants and camels tt'yoh't. regular showman you'll say cahr-uel and monkeys and a dozen softs ; -of dogs and all varie ties of the'at- tribe and the deuce known what.7 And his proudest boast Is that he was never stuck but once. "Fellow borrowed' $20 from me on a trick dog."'" said -he. "Finest dog I ever sawpuf'd'have loaned 9100 on him as easy.1 But I wasn't shown all that dog's tricks by his owner. That night T. found that he had been trained to unlatch. the' door and get out and his owner had -not trained him to come back." ."vf.- -U! 201 N. 9th St Baily Sanatorium NEBRASKA; dlssssss. M T1 - OFFER SHEEP IN SACRIFICE jAnimals Killed at Steps of Palace in Constantinople on Feast of Bairam. - The idea of animal sacrifice seems strange in modern Europe. But it must not be forgotten that Constantinople is Turkish, in spite of the numerous desires on the part of other nations to possess it or rather because those are so numerous. - The new regime In Turkey is up to date In many things. ' It is establish ing schools, planning railroads ' and hoping to take Its place by right, and not. by Buff ranee, among the nations of the world. But the favor of the devout Mussulman is sought by strict observ ance of religious festivals. . The second feast of Bariam is the occasion of sacrifice. Its date is Varia ble, since the Turkish year is lunar, and not. solar. Last year came in December and it lasts four days. In anticipation of this festival, droves of fat sheep were taken to the city from Roumelia and Asia Minor. The price '.varied from $4 to $5. In all the rich and even well-to-do houses these sheep were sac rificed, and the flesh In most cases given to the poor. Naturally the most elaborate cere many was at the royal palare of Dol rna Bagtche. The sheep, picked foe their whiteness and plumpness, were solemnly led to the paluce. At the hour fixed the sultan, surrounded by his staff, descended the steps and read a prayer, while the first of the victims was led to the marble step that be came the sacrifical altar.. The sultan .made the motions ,. of killng the Bheep, but actually handed the knife to an officer, who waited un til the sultan had withdrawn before completing the sacrifice. In the last three years the custom has grown up that the skins and wool of all the sheep killed In Turkey that day belong to tbe sailors. One of the old rites of Balrain was to consign all Christians to massacre. This is now omitted to Constantinople. But It can be imagined that in the oasts of Tripoli this part of the cere monies is carried nut with emphasis. USING X-RAY ON PRINCESS Suspicions of British' Museum's Offi cials Regarding Egyptian Mummy Are Allayed. A distinguished scientist attached to one of ' the government bureaus at Wshington suggests that there may be sin:h a thing as using the X-rays too much , and too often, especially, - be contends, when the rays are made 1 lie medium to pry Into the antece dents of a young woman of royal lin eage, resting for the -moment under unjust suspicions. Kvery one' knows that spurious mummies have been planted off upon' the public- Recently' a .doubt- arose in a London museum as -to the 'validity of one daughter' of the: Pharaohs in the collection,..' , tt. occurred to the museum officials that, in view of the general hollowness of life, tbe young woman vin question- might . have been manufactured lit some up-to-date town. So tbe officials at once turned the Ro entgen rays . upon ' her, with the re sult that they Immediately perceived through her many-folded wraps the am ulets which the Rgyptlans placed upon the bosoma of their dead. So the sus picions of the museum olRclala were allayed. .. One or them remarked: "It does- seem- a little . hard that after the lapse of several thousands of years a lady should be suspected of Impos ture." An Early Insurance. Scheme. -A very early scheme of Insurance for the laborer took heed of the wo man' worker. In 1786 tbe leaping of the poor rates gave birth to the pro posal of a "Universal Benefit Society." Mr. Hackwood summarizes the scheme in hla "Good Old Times:" "Every la borer between tbe ages of twenty and ithirty years," he notes, "earning 10d a day should contribute to a national fund .2d a week, and every woman earning. 3 a year 1d weekly, and when sick or disabled should receive benefit at the rate of 4s a week, with Is a week added. for-each child. There were, of course, many other details, but the chief interest lies in the fact that this was perhaps tbe earliest proX posal for the national insurance of the laborer against. invalidity." . t. . Will Try to Outlive All Others. The oldest member of Parliament in the world, the Hungarian deputy, M. Joseph Madarasz, who la now in fails ninety-ninth year. Issues a denial of tbe statement that he Is about to re tire into private life. M. Madarasz says that he means to retain his man date till he has completed his one hun dredth year, if not longer. He carries a list of all the centenarians in the world constantly with him, and marks them off as they die. He is deter mined to outlive them all, and some day to have the distinction of being the oldest man in the world. One Excuse for Chewing Gum. After all the sarcastic comments on the chewing-gum habit. It is interest ing to note, In the recent Issue of "American Medicine," a good word in Its favor. Dr. La Grand Kerr Write that one of the most trying problems in infectious diseases of children is to keep the mouth' clean','', and that tnany of the secondary infections Which occur as a result of Infectious diseases in childhood occur""because the mouth has not been kept clean. The use of gum is the best relief,' because attractive to a chidl. ; OLD HOMES ARE GOING FAST "Before the War". Mansions of the South, With Their Romance, ...Are Disappearing. : The grand old "before the war" homes; steeped in romance and tloar to the heart of the children of the old south, are fast going. Set in a grove of oaks, the big house with its impos. ing columns, ample verandas and its air of hospitality and cheer, soon will be no more. Some of these old man sions have fallen . into . wreck - and ruin; hundreds have been burned. The surviving ones are relics o( an age that is past. For several years there has been a movement In the south for smaller farms. This movement has been con stantly accelerated. .-. And it means much for .the, welfare of this section? The' old plantations' were manageable only when labor could be relied upon and when one person was willing to pass his life in the employment of another. ' The south is becoming more utili tarian. Descendants of those caval iers who charged with Rupert . and melted their plate to support the tot tering throne of an unworthy Stuart have scanned their lessons well. Life is activity, hurry and turmoil. It still would be an elysian existence forever to loiter in the shade and yell to Pompey for another julep but it is no longer practicable. This month will see two of the fine old plantation . homes of Barbour county go under the hammer. His toric Roseland and the splendid Pugh estate alike are to be sold. , Some of these days when the south gets enor mously wealthy again the grand old times may be revived. Birmingham (Ala.) News. STRANGE CRATER IN ARIZONA 'Geologists Have Offered Several The ories to Account for This Singular Phenomenon. . About forty miles from Flagstaff, Ariz., in the midst of a great plain, there is a saucer-shaped hollow about three-quarters of a mile, across and '600 feet deep. The rim of this strange crater rises between 150 and 200 feet above the surrounding plain. Rocky fragments are scattered for several miles around the crater. Among these rocks many fragments of meteoric iron, some containing; minute, black diamonds, have been found. The in ner walls show that the crust of the earth was broken when the crater was formed; yet no volcanic rocks exist there. Geologists have offered several theories to account for this singular phenomenon. One is that an Immense meteerite made the hole, and that the meteoric fragments Just mentioned are remnants of the falling star. Another tfiecjj ascribes the origin of the cra ter to a tremendous explosion of steam Jn the rocks beneath, and a third com blneWthelr8t two by suggesting that the "blow of a falling meteor, striking tne earth's crust at a point where subterranean water had accumulated in the neighborhood of heated rocks. 'Was the cause of the explosion. First Woman on English Stage. - January 3 is an important anniver sary in the development of the Brit ish drama, for upon this date In 1661 Pepys Went to the Clare Market thea ter, saw the "Beggar's Bush" well per formed and records, "the flrst time that. I ever saw women come upon the stage?' '"?.'-.' .'.'.' "Previously all female parts had been taken-by boys or young men.. Tbe change was probably suggested bj rharles II. from his continental experi ence, and arose from an amusing epi sode. The king had gone to the thea ter "before his time," and finding the actors not ready, asked for an ex planation, whereupon he was gravely information that "the queen has not shaved, yet!". As the Merry Monarch loved to laugh at a jest as well as to make one, the excuse was accepted iand a -reform Initiated.- - -Mourn Saleswoman's Death. - , .-There is mourning in one of the large department stores because ol 'the death of a saleswoman who wae ; probably as well known in New York ' as any one of the great sisterhood "Little Ellen," as every one called het 1 because she always retained the name by which she was known when she became an employe of the house thirty-five years ago, was for many yean at the head of the glove selling de partment and had customers by the hundred, whowould be served only b? her. She knew the sizes of gloves they wore and had many friends among her patrons, for whom she se lected gloves when they were small children. At holiday times she was al ways liberally remembered by them, and her death is regretted as much by them as by her associates and employ ers. , $word 3,400 Years Old. . Among several , relics . of ancient times. Including temple reliefs - from Abydos and a. mummy from- Melr. dated about 100 A. D., J. Pierpont Mor gan has given the Metropolitan Mus eum of Art an Assyrian sword, believed to be 3,400 years old. It was found by Colonel Hanbury, an English explorer, about .1875 a( Nardin and is said to be the earliest example known. . Frederick Remington's large, paint. Ing, "A Cavalry Charge on the South ern Plains," .has been presented to the museum by several donors, including former.. Park V Commissioner Henry Smith, George A .Hearn, WilUam T. Evans and Augustus Thomas. PYTHON DONE UP IN SPLINTS Interesting Surgical Operation Pr"S formed on a Reptile at the ' Zoo in London. A second operation has just be i performed on the great python at tfc'3 Zoological Gardens, who fractured hla jaw while swallowing a goat a few weeks ago. After the jaw and ' head had b tn enveloped in a rigid casing for a couple of weeks he began to shed bis skin. It was impossible for the pa tient to complete the shedding -nftiile the head was bound up, and th ban dage was therefore removed. . The bones of the jaw, it was found, had partly reunited. '': . With his head free again the pyUaon was obviously in the best of spirits, and celebrated the occasion by swal lowing a duck. The skin of the head was then shed, ' including ' the trans parent outer lenses of the eye. After ward It was decided to replace the plaster of parts. Awaiting a moment when the giant reptile was coiled in his tank, six heavy keepers crawled into his cage, each carrying a stout board. . These were quickly slid over the top uf the tank while the operators sougnt for the Injured head through 'an opening between two of the boards. s Once tbe neck was seized the six heavy keep ers sprang on the boards and were ordered to sit tight, thus forming a living room. As the powerful coils heaved inside the tank the heavy keepers were lifted up bodily, but their combined weight was too much for the heavy python, and the splint and bandages were rapidly replaced, . It will be some weeks before the bandages are removed and meantime 'the python will not be able to eat or see. When. I visited him in his cage during the week-end he seemed rath er sorry for himself. London Mall. QUEER TOWN IS IR0NSPORT Nobody In Ohio Village Writes Let ters, Gets Arrested or Stays . . Out Late. v The most remarkable town in Ameri ca, in some respects at least, is to be found among the - hills of southern ; Ohio. It is Ironsport, with 700 In habitants, ten miles east of Zanes ville. ... ' The Ironsport postofflce was closed October 31, because Joseph Barney, the postmaster, said he had not sold a single stamp in five weeks nor had he received any incoming' or outgoing mails. The people explain that they have no friends to write to and that they are all too busy to write any how. There has not been an idle man In Ironsport since 1909. The mines are 'running full time and every' miner owns his own home. Some time ago the' police department disbanded, the chief declaring there bad been no ar rests made within six months and that It is only a waste of public money to keep salaried policemen. "' ' The village records one fire in two years and the damage then was $200. , .A recent census showed that ie population Is composed of 637 Irish men, 11 Welshmen and 52 Germans. Until October, 1911. there were only 11 men and women In Ironsport who had "no church." A Zanesville priest recently reported that he had succeed ed In converting these 11 persons. ;' The school teachers of Ironsport, four in number, declare that Ironsport children are unusually bright, owing to the moral influence ol the town. Not since a circus visited Ironsport three years ago has there been a person seen on the streets so late as midnight. The Rosary. Friendly Tip to an Architect. Ollie James, who is soon to be the new senator from Kentucky, is well known for two reasons in Washing ton. One is his perfectly, artistically and entirely bald head. The other Is the admiration and esteem in which he is held by Handsome Tom Hefiin, a member of congress from Alabama. "I tell you," said Heflin, one even ing, to a crowd, "Ollie is a fine fel low. What's more, he's self-made, and he deserves a lot of credit for that. Think of it! He started put with nothing but his brains, and now he's about to be made a senator. A self made senator!" - "Well," drawled Harry Maynard, a member of - the - group, "if he made himself, and did such a thundering fine job of It, why didn't he put some hair on the top of his head?" Twice-a-Month Popular Magazine. American Students of Singing. ' Slg. Randegger, the famous singing master, whose death has just been an nounced, had a great partiality for American pupils. "Not,',' he once said, "that I think that their voices are bet ter in themselves. But Americans have so much more ' 'go as pupils they are so much more enthusiastic; they understand and act upon every thing one tells them with greater eagerness and Intelligence. There are plenty of good voices among the Eng lish people, but as pupils I find them, with a few exceptions, more or less cold and self-consctous." i -. - Not Up on the 8tyle Card. ! The new proofreader, in the per formance of his duties, came upon this sentence: , i "An electrical cow milking device is to be exhibited," etc. "Gosh!", he muttered; "something's wrong about, this. What is an. elec trical cow, anyway? And how could an electrical cow milk a device. Or am 1. going crazy!" RECTOR'S White Pine Cough Syrup Is a quick and positive remedy for all coughs. It stops cough ing spells at night, relieves soreness, soothes the irritated membrane and stops the tickling. ... v 25c per bottle: RECTOR'S 12th and O St E. FLEMING 1211 O Street Jewelry and wares ot Precious Metals. Best selected stock in Lincoln. Here you can get anything you want or need in the line of jewelry, and at the inside price. Especially prepared for commencement and wedding gifts. '. ; ' . ;; . . : . Watch repairing and Engraving. . See Fleming First Wageworkers We have Attpntlftn Money toloan AUenilOn on Chattel?. Plenty of it. Utmost Secrecy. 129 So. nth St.' Kelly & Non-U Dr. Chas. Yungblut ROOM rxxi.; BURR :.Nov202... LenUst, BLOCK AUTO. PHONE 3416, BELL 656 LINCOLN. 1 NEBR. BeO A3493, Ante 8806 ELECTRIC iEPAHIKG T. H. COYfNE t uctw in Men Drew and Work - S HOES 1721 O St. Lincoln. Ncbr THE CENTRAL; . National Bank of Lincoln ' CAPITAL S1SO,000. ' Sarahs ud UadWnfei PrafitSSO,000 ; Rate Day 50c ' Week $2, $2.50,93.00 few Sauk; 153 fewlr FvnM Kmbm ; EUROPEAN FLAN - - gloIbe hotel - E. WILSON, 1329 P Street, Lincoln, Nebraska Everything in Watches and Clocks Repaired ' REPAIRING ONLY HARRY ENSLIN -. 114 So. 12th St. ' , MONEY LOANED : sat hon hold goods, ydanoa, bor sss, o. Isac er staeti urns, Ho otuirm far papars. Ns Interest 1b aovaBoa. No fmbUeitf erfll psBsrs, . V (parnates better isOBS theft otbsrs Bake. ' MpntT paid immsdiately. COLUMBIA True Hospitality. - A woman who possesses a charming ' temper and cordial manners is auce t uv yupiuttr. .oua-s-wtuj.innftuu an: "I do like to have people behave as If they were glad to see me. whether w.J vi UUk , ft luium r should speak in a pleased tone, even -If she only says, 'My dear Mrs. So- ' and-So, I am perfectly delighted to . see you! Do sit rteht down on this ' bent pin!" Harper's Pazar. , r ; Exact Definition. s i ' 'A gentleman is ' a gentleman, a party is a man wW gets his nair cot on Saturday night'. Tbpeka Capital.