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WEBSTER'S
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INTERNATIONAL
DICTIONARY
THK MEKEIAM WEBSTER
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RECTOR'S
12th and O St.
Physician Finds the Bird Is Subject
to Disease Human Beings
May Contract.
Better not keep a parrot. A physi
cian has discovered that birds of this
species are subject to a disease called
pstttacose, which Is peculiarly con
tagious, and may easily be contracted
by human beings. As a germ carrier.
In fact, the parrot Is unrivaled.
Now the OQce Window Is not par
ticularly afraid of germs. They may
te quite as bad. quite as dangerous,
as they are represented. But what Is
the use of trying to get away from
them? We cannot eat. drink or
breathe without taking In germs. We
associate with them from morning till
night. They are bound to work their
will with us anyway so we may as
well ignore them and hare as good a
Uce as we can. before they get us.
But the Office Window Is perfectly
willing to laki advantage of the
germs as an ally against the parrot.
This preposterous bird has nothing
to recommend him except his unlike
ces to the bird species. He does not
slrg. but squawks. He Is regarded
as worthless unless he can "talk. In
a kind of harsb resemblance to hu-ir-rn
speech. He is neither bird nor
hemaa; he Is a disorderly episode In
creation He grates on the poetic
soul. He is a nuisance. New York
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vcious Metals.
est selected stock in Lincoln.
l ere you can get anything you
1 vnt or need in the line of
t-elry, and at the inside
t?. Especially prepared for
Imencement and wedding
atch repairing and
-n&Tavmg.
Fletning First
Remains of George Whlteelo.
Rev. Silvester Horne. who desire- r
hare the remains of George Wk' n
field brought from America and bur e-
in the Chapel In Tottenham Co-.;-road
which bears bis tame, mar r
know that a portion of those rem a -has
already done a double jourr
across the AUanUc Whitefe!d d
of asthma September 30. 1770. an
on a preaching tour In America, a.'
was buried, by his own desire I
Tault beneath the Presbyterian rrnr -at
Newbury port. Fourteen reor- s
er his death the coffin was r.r?".
when the body was found cer'e-1 -1901
it was opened again. m!r:i ;
flesh was gone, but the gown. -3s
and bands remained.' Shortly a?
ward a bone of the right arm .
stolen by an admirer and sent ic K -.
land. Protest was made, aril h
bone was restored to Newbury;ort
1S37. Lad don Chronicle.
erything in Wat cries
Clocks Repaired
REPAIRING ONLY
lRRY ensun
114 S. lit- St.
ney
LOANED
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apara. Ne iaterest
Me Bwalkaty er 61-
naraate batter
tetbera amake. Honey
COLT7KBJLA
Error
By Jam Lmftt:im Itmm
i
"It's no 3s. Edna, the Lord never
meant me to be .ry happy In this
worSJ. ni bare to take what I canj
get and be thankful.'
Edna looked np with a bored ex
pression'. "Some people don't deeerre?
erea what they get.'
buckled tt at the back until the aeauu.
threatened to glTe way.
: I say, old man. he yelled at the
'bathroom door. do you beliero in
preeentlments 7T
i "Bet I do," screamed the beat man.
Qot one now."
"Whafa that?" shrieked Tom.
A shaggy head appeared at the door
and amid the Eoapsods came this.
"Ire a presentiment that this la going
to be a Jolly cold proposition."
"What, my marriage?"
"What a conceited ass you are, Tom.
I Iiad reference to Try shower."
Th two rfrfs wr ltnoHT onnr-it I lne aocr closed ust la time to re
type. Eleanor was tall. gracefaLj ! Cl3e n-" boot
high strung, nerrous. ftdl of llf e and B,T 11 WerS redT nd on
Her most attractlre features. "Zf " iUB UUUJre" " J
-1 a it. ion oecame more ana more
energy.
Xftfkrv. tMkP d.rk Ant rffwtn
lib a longing, unsatisfied expression?! nerT?nt T t
Edna was a type much less interest
ing, cold, phlegmatic and near-algtt-;
ed; a much smaller woman, too. with
colorless gray eyes.
On the bed lay lingerie of the most
alluring kind, the sort of things that
only women can appreciate. Pile upon
rile of lacy stuffs were scattered about
the room. Negliges so attractive, that
one could almost wish for an nines
as an excuse to wear them. Surround
ed by these pretty things that wom-n
loTe. sat Eleanor Godfrey, who to
morrow would be the bride of Tom
Grant.
"There's one thing I can never re
gret." she said. "I told Tom every
thing before he took me. It was bru
tally frank. I admit, to tell your fu
ture husband that the best love of
your life has been gfren to another."
"Poor boy." murmured Edna.
"Poor boy. indeed. Dont I have to
live with him? Dont I have to see
him waste his life? And is it nothing
that I have to eke out an existence
crushing down my sighs, forcir j back
my tears?"
Walking across the room to where
Edna sat. she put her hands on a pair,
of very unsympathetic shoulders.
"How can you judge? Tou do not
know the case. Now listen. Every
breath I breathe, every prayer I utter,
ever beat of my aching heart is for
Jack Winston. I've loved him ever
since I was a little girl, but yon see I
couldnt very well marry him because
he never asked me. Then, too. Jack
is so poor, and all my life I"ve been
longing for things that Tom Grant's
Honey Sr;i
in Europe, where I- i; ;
honey seems to be mucn -, . .
derstood than in l"n ., -s .
enormous quantities rv u " '..
years we seeia n be ..:
realizaUon of the va!ur oi 1 ; -v
wholesome and deii-iot: ..- c t-
food, and also as to Us i.ie . . .i.
euaUUes. Cakes and s,r:t..r .
siade wtth sugjr com terou e i;
end crumbly, and to get ibe goc3
them must be eaten when fresh; a.!
-a hen they are made up wlh noce
;Ley seem to retain their moist freb
ess indefinitely. In France honey
: rc ad a year or eighteen months old
pre erred to that Just made. They
jy !t has ripened." It la the
rtfervatlve. or rather the unchang
quality of honey that makes it so
r;w with the best confectioners.
- christian Herald.
Exact Definition.
A gentleman la a gentleman. A
party hi man woo gats his hair cut
or Saturday night. Topska Capital.
money will buy for me. I didnt de
ceive him, I said I couldnt love him;
but he. still knowing this, wants to
marry me and I accepted. Xow judge
me If you wilL
Edna straightened np a bit and the
lines about her mouth seemed to grow
deeper in an InstVct. ,
"One question, please, before I re a- !
der the verdict. Tou take upon your
oul the wrecking of this man's ex- j
istence. Ton will suck the honey t
from the flower of his life and leave
him nothing but the stem. This is
easier for you than being an "old
maid.' Then, too, supposing that Tom
was in love with some other girl?"
"I plead guilty to the charge, jndse,
and" accept the sentence of the cccrt
Tour logic is getting stale: so let's go
to bed that I may get my beauty sleep
and make a handsome brids. Think
jf it, dear girl, tomorrow at this hour
my visiting cards will read Mrs.
rhomas Kemp Grant.'"
The lights were put out and Eleanor
was soon fast asleep, while Edna lay
wide awake, as though her brain
ran the words T do not love him and
te knows it" If she only dared.
The next morning was colorless, the
lir heavy; in fact, just the sort of day
to make a bride look out of the win
dow and wonder if she really were
superstitious. It was about 9 o'clock
and Tom was whistling one minute
and singing the next- He walked Into
the bedroom where his friend and
best man lay peacefully sleeping.
"Get up. you lazy vagabond. We
cant keep the bride waiting, yon
know That's her privilege."
The best man rubbed bis eyes,
growled a bit, and finally crawled out.
"Guess TO. take a shower." be said.
"Need some sort of a bracer to put
me through this ordeaL I wouldn't;
do this for every fellow I know.
Whisky." he went on. "as a bracer is
far superior to water in my personal:
and valuable opinion, but the maid of;
honor might object- Better take one
or the other yourself, old chap. Toarej
looking pretty ragged for a bride-,
groom
Tom was practically ready. After
working about an hour oa It, be had'
managed to arrange his white puff tie:
to his entire satisfaction. He had but
toned and unbuttoned bis waistcoat;
on til his thumbs were blistered. He
had pulled it down in front and.
on his heart that he could not lift. At
that moment the beat man was hang
ing out the cab window, cursing the
driver for the anaU-Uke pace they
were pursuing.
"I say. Cabby, this la a wedding that
we are going to, not a funeral. I'll
give yon an extra half dollar If yon
hurry."
"An extra half. Is it? Ton talk like
a politician. Well, sir, yon might cor
rupt me. but this horse cant be bribed
and weddlns or funerals, his gait is
all the same. Rest easy white you.
can, sir the lady will drive you fast
enough once she gets the reins." ;
The best man was about to rail at
the Irish as a nation, when Tom said:!
"If anything should happen "
"Jumping Jupiter, Tom. brace up."
Ton look as If yon had curvature of
the spine. Pull yourself together, will
you? Any girl that had such a look
ing object as you on her vH"g list
would be ostracized by good society
and one who would marry you would
be declared mentally incompetent."
"All right, IH pull up, but I've a
fci ly idea that something is going'
wrong. Jack, old man, I cant do it.
rm in love with Edna Cross and not
with Eleanor. I've just begun to real-,
ize it"
"Tou old poacher, then why did yon.
ask Eleanor to marry you, when you
knew that I have loved her all my
life, and I have been trying to forget
her for months? Night after night I
went over and sat with Edna, trying
to make myself think I was forgetting
Eleanor.'
"And every night," said Tom, T
went to see Eleanor because you were
over at Edna's and I had no right to
trespass on your preserves. A nice
mess we've made of it- What are we
going to do?"
"Do? Why, tnat s easy enough."" as
sured Jack. "I am going to be the
groom and yon can just slide back in
to my boots as best man. Well blame
the whole thing on the printer. Trust
me. old man. I said I'd see yon
through this ordeal, and rm going to
keep my word."
As the cab finally reached the house
the men stepped out and were usher
ed into the room where the minister
was waiting for them. No word of ex
planation was uttered, and the men
took their places by the minister, who
was to pronounce them xaan and wife
The wedding march was played and
as Eleanor in her gorgeous robes
came forth to meet the man of her
choice. Jack Winston stepoed forth
and offered her his arm. Eleanor was
speechless, but too happy to resent,
and before the gaping crowd the min
ister tied the knot that made them
one "till death do them part."
Then Jack began his explanations:
"Simplest thing in the world." he
said. "You see, Tom ordered the in
vitations, and of course the printer
took ft for granted that it was bis
wedding merely a typographical er
ror, nothing more."
Eleanor's mother stepped in at this
moment and with, a haughty manner
Inquired:
"Then may I ask why Tom gave the
bachelor dinner' why Tom bought the
nngT-
"Yes. mother" said Jack, with a
j very proprietory manner. "Tou see.
I was -broke at the time, and Tom, as
you all know, is just loaded with mon
ey, so I gave him carte blanche to
Just go ahead as if it was his own
wedding and I'd pay him back in good
time. Ton see, I only came Into my
Inheritance yesterday, and that would
have been too late to order invitations,
give dinners, etc- Anyway, how could
you ever think that Tom was going to
marry Eleanor? Why. he's engaged
to marry Edna, and if you dont be
lieve me, ask them for yourself. I
tell yon it was a typographical error
nothing more."
The color that suffused Edna's face,
and the smile that glorified Jack's
reriSed the statement, and the guests
were in a flutter of pleasurable ex
citement when, in the corner. Jack
was shaking Tom by the hand and
saying:
"Didnt I tell you I'd see yon
Jirough it, old man?"
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to make a dollar only one to break it. Saveenough
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Attar of Roses to Be More Costly.
The yield of attar of roses for the
Bulgarian district known as the Valley
f the Roses, where some 7,000 acres
are under cultivation, amounted in
1910 to 5.500 pounds, valued at $720,
142. an average of $130 a pound, as
igainst 11,000 pounds, valued at $S95,
16. an average of $81 a pound, in
1909. The 1911 crop has suffered from
frost and the price of the petals has
risen from one and one-half cents to
lour cents a pound. A rise may con
sequently be expected in the price of
:he essence.
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DEPOSITS $742,000.00
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directors of the First National Bank of Lincoln
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Jester I dont approve of black
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Lester Not even for an exeeution-
sr.
Jester No; he should be dressed
jo km.
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