Will Maupin's weekly. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1911-1912, October 20, 1911, Image 6

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    SHOE
SAL
E
SATURDAY AND MONDAY
212 Pairs of Misses' and Children's Shoes
..AT.. ( PAIR
Formerly Sold at $1.50 to $2.50
This offer is made up of short lines, broken assortments and discontinued
styles that, while they are not the latest models, they are made of good leather
and will give excellent wear. The assortment includes both lace and button
in Patent and Vici kid, mostly narrow widths.
Sizes 8 1-2 to 11, 11 1-2 to 2, 2 1-2 to 5 1-2
These shoes are very unusual bargains and will be placed on tables in our
BARGAIN SHOE BASEMENT
Bring in the children and have them fitted we will make no approvals or
exchanges.
is the dependable kind. Scientifically
churned from pure, pasteurized cream
it is the same yesterday, today and
tomorrow, always pure, nutritious
and delicious.
Ask gour grocer.
Its flavor wins favor.
BEATRICE
CREAMERY
COMPANY
Lincoln.Neb.
NOW DID YOU EVER
sit dowu calmly and think out. or figure out, the real problem
of life the provision for asre and dependents? Did you ever,
with your wife, or some one else for whom provision must be
made, take a peueil and set down the figures that represent your
earning capacity now and opposite that the necessary cost of
your living? And if you did were you not absorbed in the
problem of your responsibility to make provision for sickness,
for age and dependents out of the difference! Is there any
thing more interesting and absorbing to normal men and
women than making provision; that is, taking from earnings
some definite part and then pruning, watering, cultivating with
the love of normal manhood and womanhood and watch that
provision jrrowf You are losing much in your own develop
ment in postponing the time of beginning this provision. Take
some part of every week or month's earnings and deposit it in
sonic strong bank, like
American Savings Bank
110 South Eleventh Street
Green ' Gables
The Dr. Benj. F. Baily Sanatorium
LINCOLN, NEBRASKA
tar aoa aootatoua chroaio rtiiaiiaa. Largwt. baa
qutpp, taost beautifully ruraiahad.
Fastening Battery Wires.
There are two ways of doing almost
eTery thing, and this is especially true
of fastening battery and rail terminal
wires. One way is wrong, and the
other is to twist the bare end of the
wire around tlie terminal as the hands
of the clock move, and then tighten
op the nut The reason for this la be
cause the screw-thread Is right-handed,
therefore the tendency of the tight
ening nut win be to twist the wire
around the terminal tighter than it
was. Should the wire be twisted the
other way. the nut would tend to un
twist it and It would slip under the
nut and Tery likely get a very poor
hold.
Enemies of Matrimony.
Wedlock seems to be la a bad way
In the mountains of the Dauphins. The
confirmed bachelors of the country
nave decided to meet every month and
toast celibacy. Invitation are sent
out with the Information. "Good feed
ing, good drinking, moca laughter,
much dancing.
An added insult to matrimony U
that the invitations have been sent to
all spinsters who have "put an St.
Katherine's cap;" that la to say. who
are over 25, and re therefore pr.
sumed to be on the high road to old
maidenhood. The confirmed bach
elors announce their intention of eat
ing, drinking, laughing and dancing
with the old maids every month. But
their very hardihood may be their undoing.
Buzzard Freed of Trap.
After a chase of three hours. Abram
Layton and his son captured one of the
largest buzzards ever seen In this sec
tion. Attached to the bird's leg was
a steel trap and an Iron chain three
feet long. The buzzard waa so ema
ciated that it could hardly fly with its
burden, which It had evidently carried
tor months, as the wound made by the
snapping of the steel trap had entirely
healed.
The bird did not show fight, but
seemed glad to get rid of Its burden,
and it looked so pitiful that Mr. Lay
ton had compassloa on It and set It
tree. Clayton Correspondence Phila
delphia Record.
Even More TiresoiRc.
"s there vnybodjr quito as Irriuu
its." said a doctor, "as my partner,
who invariably comes round after
something happens and says, "i told
you so'?"
Tea," replied his friend. "An uncle
of mine is quite as tiresome. He nev
er says 't told you so in so few words,
but always remarks, in a tone of
mournful triumph. 'And yet I was
wholly unable to make any of yon
perceive, although It was perfectly
clear to my mind, that such would be
the Inevitable result."
Careful.
Old Fashioned Party (with old fash
ioned prejudices) Ah. very clever. I
dare say. But I see If s written by a
lady, and I want a book that my
daughters may read. Give me some
thing else!" Punch.
Small Qualification.
He who Is good ait making excuses
is seldom good for anything else.
Benjamin franklin.
Ill Timed Humor.
Dr. Frederick Tan Eeden. the Dutch
physician and author, always kept in
sight the injustice of fate that sub
jects the poor to tortures from which
the rich are exempt. He told the fol
io wins bitter little anecdote, which
occurred during his student days in
Amsterdam:
Once a poor man was brought In
affected with a very strange and rare
disease of the spine that caused him.
by involuntary spasms of the legs, to
jump and to continue hopping when he
tried to stand on his legs. Our pro
fessor wanted to show this to his stu
dents, and he requested the patient to
stand on his feet. The poor man
looked at the crowd around and said
with a pathetic. Imploring look:
"If the gentlemen will please not
laugh. The professor promised they
would be serious.
And yet when the man began to
hop the "gentlemen roared. And I
felt the tears come to my eyes and
my fists close In my pockets. World's
Work.
A Greenland Duel.
It la rather a pity for the gayety of
nations that French men of letters
cannot fight their duels as duels are
fought in Greenland. In Greenland
when one man has been Insulted by
another the adversaries each compose
a satire in verse. This each man re
cites to his household until the serv
ants and the women know it by
heart. Then a place of meeting is ap
pointed. The two men, the lnsulter
and insulted, the offender and offended,
stand face to face, and each recites bis
poem. His friends and servants form
a chorus. Each man tries hard to
raise the laugh against his adversary.
Each man speaks in turn, whipping
the enemy with epigram and quip,
and after two hours of this wordy
battle the meeting gives the victory
to him of the two adversaries who
has amused the whole assembly most.
Colored His Sermons.
"A minister has got to be alive and
resourceful today." said a deacon of a
big metropolitan church. "Ours finds
he cant speak well extemporaneously,
and he reads from a typewritten copy.
I never knew how he managed to
preach so effectively until one day I
happened to see his manuscript. Half
of it was underlined In different colors.
It looked so curious that I asked him
about it
"'A little scheme of mine, he said
laughingly. 1 found I was delivering
what I had written In the same tone.
So now, early on Sunday morning. I
go over the copy I carry into the pul
pit. I keep crayon pencils of six differ
ent colors on my desk. Red means
one tone, green yet another, yellow and
blue yet others. As I turn each page
I see at a glance Just how I am to
speak. Kew York Son.
Secret Societies.
Secret societies are so ancient that
their origin is lost in the mists of the
past. They existed in Egypt. Persia.
India, at the earliest times with
whii-h history or legend gives us any
Insight. It seems to be natural for
men to organize such societies for both
good und evil purposes. Nearly ail the
ancient re)idons were of a two faced
character, popular and secret, or. as
they are called, "esoteric" and "ex
oteric." the first for the few. the in
itiated, the second for the rank and
file. The philosophers would teach one
thing to the masses of the people and
another to the select few who made np
the "inner circle." Cicero tells us that
the wise men of Rome and Greece be
lieved quite differently from the com
mon run of Greeks and Romans.
A Good Listener.
Alfred Henry Lewis, the author.
walking np Pennsylvania avenue one
day when be met Louis Brownlow. the
magazine writer.
"Louis." said Lewis solemnly, "listen
to me for three hours.
-Why. what's the matter T asked
Brownlow.
"Why. said Lewis Indignantly. rve
been In this town an day. and every
body else has been doing the talking.
I do love my tittle conversation'
Brownlow went to luncheon with
him and, after doing a sprint In long
distance listening, pulled out his watch
with the remark: "Lewis. I"ve listen
ed to you tor three hours and nine
minutes. Goodby." Sew York Tribune.
The Genuine Article.
"I don't know about this picture.
Bobby." said the visitor as he ran
over specimens of the youngster's
camera work. "I am afraid a dog
with a propeller tnstwwl of a tail Is
something of a fake."
That ain't a propeller." said Bobby.
-That's his tan. He kept waggin It
while his picture was being tookeoed."
Harper's Weekly.
Vulgar.
"When ordering champagne some
people are not satisfied with the pop
of the cork."
-Think notT
"No: they think the waiter ought to
also sound a gong." Kansas City Journal.
Women and Youth.
She A woman, von know. Is as
young as she looks. He Yes. but un
fortunately she isnt always as young
as she thinks she looks. Exchange.
Sarcastic
Major Mull The doctor says he
thinks I am suffering from brain fag.
Miss Cyaic Rather a flatterer, isnt
heT London Opinion.
It is manly to love one's country; It
Is godlike to love the werid. J. W.
Couklin.
Named for Lincoln
Made in Lincoln
IBErtTY
AH-OBARBERftSONS
LIBERTY
Test of the Oven
Test of the Taste
Test of Digestion
Test of Quality
Test of Quantity
Test f Time
Measured by Every
Test it Proves Best
Demand liberty Flour and take no other. If your grocer
does not handle it, phone us about it-
H. O. BARBER & SON
A TRIUMPH IN THE ART OF BREWING
"6- ?!!? I HOOS & FRAAS
IN THE MIDDLE WEST
LINCOLN. NEBRASKA
THE RIVERSIDE
BASE BURNERS
For hard coal or coke. Largest amount of radiatmsr sur-
' face. Improved flue construction nroduces more heat imrfcs
I from coal consumed. Easv to take rlown or sot m Thm
flues, thus affording double radiation and taking- cold air from
I floor.
HANDSOMEST AND BEST
Riverside Base Burners are as good as thev look, and the
are the best lockmjj stoves on the market.
ERNEST H0PPE
10S North 10th Street
Shamp Machine Company
317 Sooth Eleventh Street
Lincoln - - .... Nebraska.
Automobile Repairing a Specially
"Welded-All" machine for all kinds of electric welding.
Repairing of all kinds done promptly and at lowest prices
consistent with good work.
Autos for Hire at Reduced Rates Call BeU A2779
FIRST SAVINGS BANK
of Lincoln
The directors of this bank are the seme as the
directors of the First National Bank of Lhtcoln
4 per cent Interest on Deposits
We gladlg open accounts for sans as lorn asTom
Once Tried Always Used
Little Hatchet Flour
Made from Select Nebraska Hard Wheat
WILBER AND DeWITT MILLS
RYE FLOUR A SPECIALTY
145 So. 9th St, LINCOLN, NER
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Bel Phone MOt Ante. 1459