A Famous K itchiv
""It was our gwod fortune to see at
feast ooe thins in Paris which th
-tourist knows nothing about," writes
a American woman from that city.
"Every one kaows about the Tuileries
and sees what is left of the historic
pile, but not many find their way to
the kitchen from which the elect of
the third empire were served, as we
1KL It lies under the Pavlllou de
Klora. its high arched ceiling resting
o massive eolunis. It is divided into
many sections, at tbe entrance to each
f which there is a sign gold on
oar We. Here we see 'notisserie.
Patisserie," "Section anx Sauces. etc.
Tbe provisions for washing gold, sil
ver and porcelain services, the tre
anendous roasting, boiling and broiling
arrangements, the extra roast beef
-acen, six meters high and seven meters
.Tbroad;"a roaster with a capacity for
aitx sheep and four doien chickens all
tooked'extra large and imposing to us.
"who manage to worry along in a fiat
kitchen, which has two things, how
ever, which we could not find in Na
poleon's dinner factory electric light
snd a battery of wasbtubs.
Har Sound Advice.
The prominent citizen and favorite
son sat at his desk, deeply Immersed
la the cares of his wide affairs. A
ie legation of party leaders was ushered
in.
"""Sir." said the spokesman, "you have
Ibecn unanimously chosen as tbe party's
candidate for governor of the state.
Under present conditions a nomination
a tantamount to election, and we urge
7ur acceptance. The office seeks the
Gentleuieu. said the favorite son.
"1 am profoundly impressed by the
fconor done me. but before I accept 1
ust consult my wife. 1 never take a
efcclsive step without consulting my
wife."
The committee bowed and withdrew.
At home the favorite son confided
tbe circumstances to his wife, who lis
tened with fond pride and wifely ad
miration. 'And now, he said In conclusion.
what would you advise me to do?"
""John." she said, "you must get your
trimmed." Savannah News.
Unci Sam's Eagie.
The eagle is the kiug of birds, the
sard of the sky. the lravest. noblest
anil most independent of the feathered
tribe, and protabiy that is tbe reason
why he was adopted as our national
bird. Ills Image holds its place uou
w national coat of arms by silver
lit and not merely from empty
-sentiment. Tbe nolrie bird, loving
liberty, scorning confinement, at home
and at his best only when invested
erilh the wide freedom of tbe glorious
Ikeavens. is the fit emblem of tbe
"spirit of 7J" and of the government
that that spirit wou :nd established
-a the earth. Other peoples entertain
tbe same high upiutou of tbe eagle,
since from the time of the institution
af the Rouian staudard straight down
to the present day he has apeared as
a conspicuous figure u the heraldry of
natious. New York Auienean.
Too Pretty a Lake For That.
"China gave me many a shock." said
tbe returned traveler, "hut tbe oae that
early carried me off was aduiiu;stered
in tbe Kociau district. Out iu the
country I came across a beautiful little
take drained by a beautiful little river.
Tbe sceuerj was marred somewhat,
aowever. by signs stuck up every few
.yards at the edge of the lake. I won
b?red what their tinport was. and on
-e of my trips to the lake 1 took a
afesaooary fr.eud akwg to translate.
"0. that. said he. 'Tfcere are not
aaaay of them left in this district. That
J warning that girls must not be
atrewaed ia this lake."
"Suehow 1 coukl uever admire iu
beautiful lake so much sfler that, al
saeoga maybe I ought to have admired
it tuore" New York Prvss.
Ponies and Horsev
I have been asked a reat many
limos if ouies are really more intel
ligent than fuU sized h-irses. They
ertainty ap,wr to b. But the tu
eUigeore of any horse will develop
aaaler pettiug aud huuu.u eouipan
bMtsfcip. and there is u dvubt that
aether horses, if given the same privi
kw that ponies enjoy and if their
aiae admitted of their beiug bandied
ami managed tn the same way. would
prove equally Intelligent. Outiug.
Sneer Waste.
Wlf John, ts there any peisen in
the house? Husband Yes. I5ul why
k you ask? Wife I want to srinkle
aie ou this piece of angel cake and
put it where the mice will get lt
WonMul that kill them? Husband
Sure, but it isn't necessary to waste
the poison.
Stretches Politeness.
The Duchess of Blaukshire (who has
made a Pvc drivel A little t much
t the right. I'm afraid. Obsequious
rrefesMM- twno is instruct iug the Duch- !
sw-Oh. not at all. your grace; the '
boV has been cut too much to the
fl.-Jotf Illustrated I
Variety.
BJodds I never knew a woman so i
-cbangeaNe as Mrs. Dashaway. !
SMobb I know it. She never even i
rears the same complexion twice, ',
Philadelphia Record.
One Way. Comino.
w oT1 n.Vr,r -LUT SWCh. wf1 Graduate-l hW that you've
w as Banes' lie ts always looking , a job ttHJ rd. Second Ditto
Jar tnMible. Henpecke-Theo why T tt hasn t robed me yet.-Ex-efaesat
he get married '
There" nothing half so good as
ins. Never sigh when you can ;
-Mackwarth Praed.
I
Married Woman's Nama.
I b England ayd in the United States
j a woman loses her identity in mar
! riage. In Belgium and Spain the hus
1 band adds the name of his wife to
his own. In tbe United States women
s sometimes retain the family name, as
' Mrs. Harriet (Reeeben Stowe. In the
Channel islands the woman never
tosm her maiden name. Iu Spain the
;-2iHdren write the names of hntn
: parents, as Llarena y Xionteverde. In
"' "Don Quixote" is the following:
' "Casajo was my father's name, and 1.
fcr being the wife of Sancho Panza.
; a ci called Teresa Pauza. but by good
r!ght they ought to call me Teresa
Casajo. In Scotland both names are
I preserved, and the vruman is always
' known by her maiden name. In Wales
i it is the custom to describe the woman
by her maiden name. The fact that
a woman on becoming the wife of a
man loses her identity is apparent
in many portions of the Bible, when
under tbe ancient custom man. on
taking a wife, declared that sbe be
came "flesh of my flesh and blood of
my blood." thereby establishing the
old time saying that man and wife are
one. Richmond Times-Dispatch.
Tyranny of tho Tip.
There have always been those who
have revolted against the tyranny of
the tip. So long ago as October. 1793.
we find that ubiquitous personage.
"Constant Reader. venting his griev
ances in the columns of tbe London
Times. "If a man who has a horse
puts up at an inn." be complains, "be
sides the usual bill he must at least
j give Is. to the waiter. Cd. to the ebnm-
fcermaid. Gd. to the hostler and lid. to
the jackboot, making together 2s. ed.
' At breakfast you must give at least (id.
between the waiter and hostler. If
i the traveler only puts up to have a
refreshment, besides paying for his
i horses standing he must give 3d. to tbe
hostler; at dinner !d. to the waiter and
j$d. to the hostler: at tea 6d. between
j them; so that be gives away in the day
i 2s. 6d which, added to the 2s. 6d.
I for the night, makes 5s. per day on an
: average to the servants." They did
1 the thing pretty thoroughly In those
' days.
J A Millionaire,
j The term "millionaire" is of inter
j national use. but it does not mean the
j same thing in the mouths of different
j nations. To. every one it means the
possession of a million, but not neces
I Barfly a million dollars. In Great
j Britain a millionaire has a million
pounds, or nearly So.OuO.000. while
tn France they count francs, so
! that there a millionaire is a conipara
! tively poor individual with but $200.-
000 to bless himself with. Million-
aires are quite common in Prussia.
but a million marks don't mean
j much these days, amounting to a trifle
I of $250,000 in our money. For mil-
Monaires of real class it is necessary
: to go back to old Babylon. Tbe Baby
, Ionian millionaire had 1 .000.000 talents
! and would not be regarded as a poor
. man even by a Wall street office boy.
A talent was about $2,000. and a mil
lion of them would be $2,000,000,000.
A Triple Play.
It was at the end of the ninth In
ning. Yet. though the home team
was two runs to the good, things
looked black for them.
The visitors were at bat. There
were no outs, and three men were on
bases; also Terrible Terry Tomkins
was up. and Terry's batting average
reached the clouds.
Terry hunched his shoulders and
waited confidently, and a groan went
up from the bleachers.
The ball flew in three pieces, and the
pieces Hew in three directions. One
was caught by the pitcher, one was
pulled out of the air by the shortstop,
and ooe landed in tbe first baseman's
mitt. A triple play: The game was
the home team's.
The bleachers went wild. lhiladel
phia Times.
Breaking It Gently.
"I have called, sir. to see the photo
of the lady with $25,000 who wants a
husband."
"Can you keep your face straightT
"Of course 1 can."
"Very welt. We'll break you in first
with tbe $5,000 applicants, and then
gradually, as you grow stronger, we
will work you up to the big prize.
This way. piease. and dou't get fright
ened.' Exchange.
Dinner Among the Romans.
The Romans iu tbe time of Cicero
acd Augustus took au early breakfast,
from 3 to 4 in the moruin?; a lunchcou
at 12 or I. and at about 3 o'clock the
coena. or prim-ial meal of the day.
corresponding with our dinner. ta
eurreiiily we read of some not dining
until sunset.
Early Morning Talks.
He is always doing soutethiug that
causes a lot of talk."
"Why. 1 never heard any of it."
"lie Hi the only one who hears It.
He is always staying out at night later
than his wife wishes him to. Hous
ton Post.
A Scheme.
Youthful Inquirer Father, what fcs a
scheme? Perplexed IareHt I cant ex
actly define it. my boy. but it is some
thing which will fall through quicker
than anything else on earth.
Haruuness In this wo-d. when it
romes. cornea Incidentally. - Haw
thorne.
Tho Stake In tho Gam.
A party of apaches entered a Paris
cafe to have a game of billiards. The
game was carried on in great mystery
and absorbed all the interest and at
tention of the players. They had an
enemy who was to be "done for." aad
whoever lost the game was to "do"
him. Whfn the game was over the
loser acci-pted the result without dis
cussion. Not long afterward a work
man was stabbed fatally as he was
coming out of a dance hall. The man
who had stabbed him quickly disap
peared, and the workman was placed
in a cab and driven to an address
which he had given. . This was in a
certain street where a sister of his
was living. The man was barely able
to get out of the cab and to explain
that he had been stabbed. His case
was so serious that he was conveyed
to a hospital and died a few hours
later. The police then made an inquiry
and learned how the murder was delib
erately decided upon and savagely
executed. The workman himself did
not know that his life was staked on
a game of billiards. Paris Cor. Lon
don Telegraph.
Scotch Accent Too Much For Him.
The only real blot on my visit to
Glasgow, says a writer in the London
Sketch, is my total inability to speak
with a Scottish accent. I rather pride
myself, as most people d jk on my vocal
imitative faculties, but confess to
all the world here and now that I can
not imitate the Scottish accent. My
Irish is beautiful; it would make all
Dublin weep. My American is quite
good: I could nearly always get any
thing that I wanted in the shops if 1
had the money. Anybody can talk
Welsh who cares to substitute "p" for
"b" and "f" for "ra." But the Scot
tish accent eludes me. Sometimes I
speak a little Scottish, tentatively, to
the policeman or the tram conductors
or the shopkeepers. The policemen
draw their staves, the tram conductors
stop their trams, and the shopkeepers
put up their shutters. I am not quite
sure, but I rather think that I shall
abandon the unequal struggle.
She Was Persistent.
A huge package once reached Sir
Walter Scott from a young lady in
America for which he had to pay $25
expressage. It contained a manuscript
play and a letter from the fair author
requesting Scott to read and correct
her work, write a prologue and an
epilogue, arrange for its production at
Drury Lane and negotiate with a pub
lisher for the copyright. That was bad
enough, but worse was to follow. About
a fortnight later arrived another mighty
packet, charged with a similar postage.
Scott; who had not grown wiser by
experience, paid the charges and
opened the parcel. Out came a dupli
cate copy of the play and a second
letter from the authoress, stating that
as the weather had been, stormy and
she feared something might have hap
pened to her former manuscript she
had thought it prudent to send him a
duplicate.
How Centipedes Walk.
An eminent authority has investigat
ed the peculiar wavy motion of centi
pedes and millepedes to determine the
manner in which these animals man
age to use their superabundant pedal
extremities so gracefully and harmo
niously. It has been found that the
legs move iu groups or waves, each
wave including a definite number of
legs. The number of waves included
tn the length of the body is constant
for each species. In millepedes the
waves of each side are synchronous.
In centipedes they are symmetically
alternate, giving rise to beautifully ac
cordant movements. The difference
may be explained by suggesting that
the millepede moves like a pacing
horse, the centipede like a trotter.
Chicago Reeord-Herald-
A Pleasant Surprise.
A young man in Indianapolis felt
his heart sink as he pulled from his
mail box a letter of the wedding in
vitation type. That was the fifth he
had received this season, and he had
begun to wonder whether he had any
friends left in the single state.
"Another five dollar bill busted to
smash." he mourned.
Then he opened the envelope. But it
was only the announcement of a wed
ding that had taken place the week
before. And he found in th same
cover a check for Sa
lt was theu that he recalled a bet
made with a friend years before. The
conditSous were that the one first mar
ried should pay the other Indian
apolis News.
And Upside Down at That.
"Where does this train stop next?"
asked the aervous traveler on an un
certain railway.
I "Well. boss. replied the orter.
"dar's three washouts au" some bad
track right along here, an she's liable
to stop mos" any place mos" any min
ute." Washington Star.
Experienced.
"That traiued nurse is quite remark
able. She made a man 1 know cough
up a brass tack at the hospital"
"That's nothing to what she can do.
She made tbe young doctor she's en
gaged to cough up a diamond ring."
Baltimore American.
Diplomatic
Young Man So Miss Ethel Is your
oldest sister. Who comes after her?
Small Brother Nobody aint come
yet, but pa says the first fellow that
comes can have her. Exchange.
A Kitchen Jar.
Lady Susan. I've come down to
kelp you. Servant rd much rather
you didn't, please, mum. rm very
busy today.
PENINSULAR STOVES ARE FREE TO YOU BE-
CAUSE THE SAVING IN FUEL WILL PAY THE
$1.00 A WEEK
Any Peninsular
Only $1.00 a
CALL AND
OF RUG5
FOR ONLY
ROBERTSON
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WHERE ART WAS AT FAULT
House Maid Has Trouble With Pic
ture of Leaning Tower of
Pisa.
Among the engravings that adorned
the walls of a Toledo woman's home
was one big one of the leaning tower
of Pisa. One morning, shortly after
the advent of a new maid, the mis
tress of the house noticed that tha
picture of the tower . hung crooked
She straightened tt and said nothing
of the matter to the new servant,
who had evidently shifted it while
dusting. The next day the picture
was again crooked; the same thing
happened the next day and the next.
Finally, one morning, chancing to be
In the room where the picture was.
the mistress said to the maid as she
dusted:
"Mary, you've hung that picture of
the tower crooked. Just look at i."
"That's what I say. mum." returned
the domestic "look at it! The only
way I can git that blamed tower :o
hang straight Is to bang the .ir
crooked.- Upplncott'a.
Country With Only One Bank.
There are no public banking Instita
;ons in the Dominican republic, and
but one private bank with agencies in
-be more important towns which buys
-nd sells drafts, makes loans, and is
tbe repository of the government
Buying and selling drafts Is an Im
portant course of revenue to this
rck 2nd also to many private indlvid-
MGsey is easily placed at almost
ay time at one and one-halt percent,
t month, and sometimes at two and
o and one-half per cent with first
-ass real estate or personal security,
'.cng time loans of large amounts are
-!ace.1 at 12 per cect per annum,
"miciraiities. borrowing money for
rrovemems and other purposes, pay
-n per cent, a month.
T!;ere are very few depositors In the
- a bank. Most of the well-to-do peo-"-..
both among the merchants and
arjcers. never thick of depositing
--eir money, but have small private
--.:es or secrete their hoardings In
--- other manner. Moody's Maga-
Gem of Ancient Architecture.
The Oratory of Gallerus, situated
n the Dingle promontory in Kerry,
is probably the oldest place of Chris
tian worship in the United Kingdom.
It is unique in Its architecture, for It
was built without mortar, and the
arch was formed direct from the
ground level by the peculiar placing
of the stones. In the east gable is
the only window in the building, while
inbjie west is the small doorway. The
building, which is now one of the na
tional monuments of the Emerald
isle, has recently been restored to
perfect condition.
International Marriages.
There are five hundred American
women in Europe who left theu- na
tive land as the brides of so-called
noblemen. Out of these, two hundred
have been divorced or are separated
from tfceir husbands.
SEE OUR LARGE STOCK
AND FURNITURE SOLD
$1.00 A WEEK. . . .
The Sisters.
"What a dainty little person Miss
Blookings is!" exclaimed a very young
man at an East end reception one Mon
day afternoon.
"Yes." agreed bis companion. lacon
ically. "Such a lithe, perfect figure! And
those beautiful little hands! Surely
no manicurist could produce an ef
fect like that; it must come from na
rare aided by rest.
I guess so."
"But here's something rr? always
noticed. See that gaunt awkward girl
standing beside her? Girls always get
some ugly person to show thfm -f t
contrast. Lock at the big rtd harrd-
of the second one. Ain't it fere
Who's that fright, anyhow?"
"That's Miss R!ookinc o!trr s"s: -She
washes and Irons Miss RIca5r"-
party gOTns for cer lev?'-:n-l r'in"
Dealer.
Not Much Lost.
Two lunatics conversed in the asy
lum yard. One had megalomania.
Said he: "Had they not locked me
up here, I should have been a sec
ond Napoleon!" Thoughtfully, the
other contemplated a peagreen devil
on the asylum walL then remarked:
The second Napoleon wasn't much
shocks."
NOTICE TO NON-RESIDENT DE
FENDANT. September 15. 1911.
To Harry B. Gilson.
You are hereby notified that the
plaintiff, Grace M. Gilson filed her
petition in the District Court of Lan
caster County, Nebraska, on the 16th
day of May, 1911, praying for a di
vorce from you on the grounds of wil
ful abandonment and non-support and i
sne also prays lor the custody of your
minor child Marguerite Giison. Now
unless you answer said petition on or
before the 6th day of November, 1SJ11,
said petition will be taken as confess
ed and the prayer of the petition will )
be granted.
GRACE M. GILSON.
By Tyrrell and Morrissey,
26-4t Her Attorneys.
LEGAL NOTICE.
Seth W. Lowell, will hereby take
notice that William Foote has filed
his petition and commenced an ac
tion in the District Court of Lancas
ter County, State of Nebraska, enti
tled "William Foote, Plaintiff, vs.
Seth W. Lowell, Defendant," and
plaintiff has filed affidavit therein
that the defendant is a non-resident of
the State cf Nebraska,
The object and prayer of said ac
tion is to recover the sum of $175 45.
with interest at the rate of six per
cent per annum from the seventh day
of March. 1S30, upon a promissory
note that plaintiff has caused to be
attached in said action, the undivid
ed one-third interest in Lot Four (4).
Block Two (2). Trester's Addition to
the City of Lincoln. Lancaster Coun
ty, Nebraska, and the undivided one
third interest in Lot Eight (8), Block
Forty-three (43) in University Place,
Nebraska; that the defendant is re
quired to answer the petition of the
plaintiff on the ninth day of October,
191L
24-4 SETH W. LOWELL,
By TIBBETS & ANDERSON.
- Attorneys.
Stove
Week
NOTICE OF INCORPORATION.
Xotiee ia hereby given that the ms
dexsigned have asaorhttrd themseires
together for the purpose of formiag
a c rporation under the laws of that
tate of Nebraska.
The name of the corporation shall
be the Maopin-Schoop Publishing Cosn
pany. Its principal place of business Is
Lincoln. Lancaster County, Nebraska.
The business of said eorsoraxion ts
to do a general nubiisiuas and print
ing business and any aad ail things'
necessary and eosajsteBt laerewitnv
including the right to boy aad seO
real estate.
The authorized capital stock is fire
thousand dollars, divided into shares
of fifty dollars each.
Said corporation shall comsoeace
business on August 7th. 1311, and coa
tinue for twenty years, unless sooner
dissolved by a majority vote of its
stock, or by process of law.
The highest amoan. of indebted
ness to which it shall at any time
subject itself shaQ sot exceed no
thirds of its authorized capital stork
The affairs of the corporation shall
be governed by a board of four di
rectors, who shall have power to
elect from among their on somber
a president, vice-preaideiit. secretary
and treasurer.
Dated this 5th day of August, 1911.
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