HOW S THIS FOR A PROGRAM HE STATE FAIR GATE ADMISSION A FIFTY CENT COIN SIX BIG SPEED EVENTS "The Industrial Purse," 2:20 TrotPurse $1,000. 2:30 Pace (Hopples Barred) Purse $500. 2:17 Pace Purse $500. FULL ENTRIES IN EVERY RACE Five-eighths Mile Dash Purse $100. Seven-eighths Mile Dash $150. Two Miles of Ten Mile Relay Race Purse $1,250. LIBERETTI'S CONCERT BAND AND GRAND OPERA COMPANY Great Patterson Shows in Continuous Pertormance, Moving Picture Shows. The Wilbur Band in Grand Concerts. Daylight Fireworks .for the Children, etc. THE FAMOUS WRIGHT BROS. AEROPLANE IN SENSATIONAL FLIGHTS CLYDE T. WRIGHT, ON "THE TRUE LABOR PROBLEM; AT THE AUDITORIUM PROGRAM OF THE NIGHT ENTERTAINMENT WRIGHT BROS. AEROPLANE-2 Flights LIBERETTI'S CONCERT BAND AND GRAND OPERA CO.-Race Track Amphitheatre STUPENDOUS DISPLAY OF FIREWORKS GATE ADMISSION 25 CENTS AFTER 5 P. M. Zorlean, Lady Contotionist. One-half Mile Running Race $100. Earl and Landers, Bar Artists. Hippodrome Race. The Wertz Family. High School Horse. Nine-sixteenth .Mile Running Race $100. The Cretos Trick House. Roman Chariot Race. " Patterson's Elephants. Rollo the Limit. Stupendous Display of Fiseworks. Immediately at the close of the fireworks display Liberetti's Concert Band and Grand Opera Concert Company at the Auditorium. FOR LABOR DAY, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 4th, 1911 Lincoln Day, Children's Day, Old Soldiers' Day. Children under twelve years of age and old soldiers wearing the button emblem admitted free A Bird's Barbod Wire Fences. There way be si-en along the road sides in Central America a brown wren about the sizi of a i-auary which builds a nest out of all proportion to its ap parent needs. It selects a small tree with horizontal branches growing clos together. Across two of the branches it lays sticks fasiened together with tough fiber until a platform about six feet long by two feet wide has been constructed. On the end of this plat form nearest the tree trunk it then builds a huge dome shaped nest a foot or so high with thick sides of in terwoven thorns. A covered passage way id then made from the nest to the end of the platform in as crooked a manner as possible. Across the outer end as well as at short intervals along the inside of this tunnel are placed cunning little fences of thorns with just space enough for the owners to pass through. On going out this open ing Ia closed by the owner by placing thorns across the gateway, and thus tho safety of the eggs or young is assured. , A Detective Story. I like detective stories; I read them, I write them, but I do not believe them. The bones and structure of a good detective story are so old and well known that it may seem banal to state them even in outline. A police man, stupid, but sweet tempered, and always weakly erring on the side of mercy, walks along the street, and in the course of his ordinary business liuds a man in Bulgarian uniform kill ed with an Australian boomerang in a Brompton. milk shop. Having set free all the most suspicious persons in the story, he then appeals to the bull tog professional detective, who ap peals to the "hawklike amateur detec tlve. The latter finds near the corpse abbot lace, a button boot, a French newspaper and a return ticket from the Hebrides, and so relentlessly, link by link, brings the crime home to the archbishop of Canterbury. T. K. Ches terton in Illustrated London News. " was playing whist a band of thirteen A Hand at Whist. "That was a remarkable hand you held just now," said the commercial traveler to his companion at cards. "Pretty fair, pretty fair. But I've held a more wonderful hand than $hat." ' "BeaHy?" , "Yes. Once I and dealt myself trumps." "Great Scott!" "And the funniest part of the matter is that I only took one trick." "Impossible!" "No, it's not. I played last and trumped my partner's ace. He was a hasty man, and before I could explain matters he lost his temper, and the game broke up in a row there and then. Funny game whist, isn't It? My deal. I think." Diversions of Earlier Georgia. Micajah Williamson kept a licensed tavern in the town of Washington. In front of this tavern was a large picture of George Washington hanging as a swinging sign. John Clarke (governor 1819-23) used to come to town and, like most men of his day, get drunk. They all did not "cut up," however, as he did on such occasions. He went into stores and smashed things gener ally, as tradition says, but he always came back and paid for them like a gentleman. Once he came into town intoxicated and galloped down Court street and fired through the picture of General Washington before the tavern door. This was brought up against him later when, he was a. candidate for governor, but his friends denied it. Macon Telegraph. Looking For Them. Major d'Arlandes, like many another French soldier, was tired of waiting for promotion and opportunities to dis tinguish himself. ' He seized an oppor tunity to enjoy a little excitement and at the same time remind Louis XVI. of his baffled ambitions. He made a balloon ascension, which at that time was thought to be a very risky affair. The king promptly ' reproved him for his rashness. "Your majesty will pardon me. I hope," said the officer, "but the fact is the minister of war has made me so many promises in the air that I went up to look for some of them." Her Triumph. "Maria," Mr. Dorklns said, with a note of exultation In his voice, "1 turn ed a trade today that netted me a clean $2,000." "H'mph," ejaculated his spouse in her loftiest you make me tired man ner, "I went out today to hunt up a first class cook, and I got her, John I got herl" Chicago Tribune. Qot His Fill. "Did you like the party. Rufus?" "Yes, mother." "Then why didn't you stay till it was over?' "What was the use? I couldn't eat any more." No Exception. Miss Young In Turkey a woman doesn't know her husband till after she's married him. Mrs. Wedd Why mention Turkey especially? Boston Transcript. The Greater Blessing. .TawkhiB Ah, my boy itlsa fine thing to have a friend" whom you can trust. Pawkins it's a jolly sight bet ter to have one who will trust you, old man. Strenuous. "He used to ba a straight enough young chap. What ' made him get crooked?" "Trying to make both enda meet, I believe." Exchange. Getting Near to Nature. It was not always perfectly clear at first thought just what Ben Caldon meant when he spoke. The best a hearer could do was to guess at the. most obvious meaning and let it go at that. In the matter of a captive moose, which belonged to Ben, the doctor fol lowed this course. The moose was undoubtedly sick, and a veterinary had been summoned to attend him. Ben went out to the pen to assist the doc tor. "Is he mortal, doc?" asked Ben with extreme concern. v "Are you asking if he is sick?" haz arded the doctor. v "Sure," replied Ben, "only I meant is he goin' to die from it?" "It's too soon to tell you yet," re plied the doctor, "but he has pneumo nia pretty badly." Ben's eyes grew round with surprise. Pneumonia in his experience had been, confined to humankind. "Why, doc," he burst out, "does a moose have features like a grown per son?" Youth's Companion. The Greatest Social Force. The middle classes are the prepon derant social force of today in repub lies as well as in monarchies. In Eu rope as in America. Evervthlnir everywhere subordinated to the neces sity of satisfying them as speedily and as thoroughly as possible. Ferrero in Paris Figaro. is