Will Maupin's weekly. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1911-1912, April 28, 1911, Image 6
SOME VERY FINE SAMPLES OF HUMOR The Lincoln Daily Star, which is making the very best possible presenta tion of a cause that it is impossible to .present with logic and reason, asks Lin coln voters to remember a few things when they go to the polls next Tuesday. Addressing the individual voter the esteemed Star says : "He ought to remember the tre mendous task imposed upon this city's friends to tic ice defeat the passage of a capital removal bill that would hare seriously disturbed property values here." "Capital removal'' was thought to be a sandbag by representatives of the liquor interests. It was about as danger ous as a stocking of mush. There never was a minute when the threat of capital removal frightened a sensible citizen of Lincoln, and if defeating the scheme was a "task" the task consisted in the ef forts of the liquor interests to make it ap pear that there was something doing. Kef erring to the University of Nebras ka the esteemed Star says: "He ought to remember that a spirit hostile to Lincoln resulted in the paring down or the university appropriations some $300,000 below the figure needed to maintain the institution adequately." That assertion is utterly without a basis of fact to stand upon. The LTui versity of Nebraska has never secured from the legislature of Nebraska all that it really needed. The legislature of 1911 appropriated more money to the ITnivei siy of Nebraska than at. other !egid.i ture in the state's history. So mi:li for that "argument'' in favor of a return, to license. "lie ought to remember that there wa a spirit of hostility toward JAiuoln which resulted in the enactment of n l ; for the establishment of an agriculi Ural college in the southwestern part of the state.'' Some of the warmest advocates of the southwestern agricultural schools are citizens of Lincoln; others are the de voted friends of Lincoln and anxious for her progress and development. The southwestern agricultural school was established because it is needed, and its fiercest opponents were men who attack Lincoln bitterly at every opportunity. Will Maupin's Weekly, which can not by any stretch of the imagination be de clared "hostile to Lincoln," advocated the establishment of that school. "He must remember that a spirit of hostility to Lincoln, which teas absolute ly new and unique in legislative affairs, developed in that session of the legisla ture which resulted in the rigid limita tion of every appropriation for a stitc in stitution located in Lincoln' , Does the esteemed Star mean to say that it represents an element that is will ing to deprive th.e unfortunate wards of the state of the comfort and care to , which they are in all decency and hu manity entitled, simply because Lincoln refuses to accept that element's ideas upon questions of excise. If the Star is willing to admit that it is fighting the battles of such an element, Will Mau pin's Weekly will not for a moment un dertake to deprive it of that glory. "License saloons in your city or we'll starve and freeze and neglect the unfor tunate wards of the state now in the state's institutions in and about Lin coln!" Is that the ultimatum? If the Star is proud to represent that sort of people it certainly may have the field all to itself so far as this humble little news paper is concerned. "He should remember that the dele gation sent from this county, with one single exception , teas wholly unable to cope with the alarming situation pre sented and that, on the contrary, every effort of the Lancaster county members in behalf of Lincoln interests simply in creased the hostility." Without seeking to deprive Represen tative Eager of a single iota of credit due him, we seize this occasion to ask the esteemed Star to specifically point out some one thing just one that Mr. Eager accomplished for Lincoln that was at all out of the ordinary. If we remem ber rightly Mr. Eager's greatest desire -was to secure some certain changes in the charter. With his own vote he stood with a "wet" majority, yet he absolutely failed to get a single change that he wanted. "Every voter should well consider whether or not it is his desire to continue and intensify hostility. If it is, he should vote to sustain this politcul conterie re ferred to. If it is not, he should vote to oust it and the policy it has pursued to make Lincoln known to the world in derision as 'The II oly City.' " Honestly, now, esteemed Star, where is the "hostility to Lincoln" most manifest? What lines of business are the men en gaged in who are making the loudest "holler" about Lincoln's excise policy? Will Maupin's Weekly knows that the loudest "knockers" on Lincoln are the men who profit directly or indirectly from the liquor traffic ; the men who have been driven out of the liquor buiness in Lincoln; the men who have been denied the right to indulge their appetites to the full; the beneficiaries of the "side lines" dependent upon the license system. It was Josh Billings, we believe, who said : "It is better not tu kno so mutch than tu kno so mutch that ain't so." The esteemed Star is asking the Lincoln vot er to hold in memory altogether too many things that are not true. CHEER UP! Come now, cheer up ! The election of Mr. Armstrong is not going to injure Jvincoln's business; nor is, it going to make Lincoln's prosperity unbounded. Mr. Armstrong is a capable, successful, enterprising and energetic man of busi ness. Being wise in this day and genera- N tion, and not a fool, he wrould not, if elected mayor, sacrifice all he has built up in Lincoln merely to play into the hands of some faction or special inter-. ests. me city will have a good chier executive if Mr. Armstrong is elected mayor. It will not go to the demnition bow-wows if he is defeated. Cheer up! If Robert Malone is elected' mayor the city will go right ahead just the same. He is a capable, honest, ener getic and successful business man. He will strive to do the right thing by the city for the reason that he is honest and the possessor of good horse sense. But if Mr. Malone is defeated the city will not go to the demnition bow-wows. Will Maupin's Weekly, while having a pref erence as between the two mayoralty candidates, is not rendering any of its nether garments. If we believed that the future of Lincoln depended upon the election of either one of these estimable and capable gentlemen, we would be looking around for a new location. Frankly, and without in" the least depre cating the abilities of the two gentlemen, we are of the opinion that there are at least 500 men in Lincoln quite as well fitted as either of them for the position as chief executive. We would feel hu miliated in spirit if we thought other wise. So, Mr. Voter, make your choice be tween the two or take Mr. Oyler, the socialist, if you prefer confident in the knowledge that no matter which mayor alty candidate is successful, Lincoln is going to keep right on growing and pros pering. Lincoln's affairs will be safe in the hands of either, because the people are, after all, supreme. "KNOCKER" VS. "KICKER' Will Maupin's Weekly boasts that it is never a knocker. Carried to its logical conclusions this means that Will is satis fled with everything that occurs or ex ists, and is willing it should remain so. This is an absurdity. He may to a cer tain extent refrain from putting his dis likes into his WTeekly, but he has them just the same. Lauding good is in a svMise knocking evil. It is just as essential to point out evil as it is to suggest and ad vise good. We venture the statement that Christ used ten words condemning the sinner where he used one to justify the righteous. The fault of knocking lies altogether in the manner of knocking. To knock on a grouchy, pessimistic spirit is repugnant; to knock in a suggestive opti mistic spirit is admissable and advisable. Minden Courier. We opine that Bred Richmond fails to differentiate between the "knovker" and the "kicker." Will Maupins Weekly, proudly boasts ihat it never "knocks," but as a "kicker" it has well developed muscles. The "knocker" sits around and wliinej and criticises, The "kickers,"