October 3t 1901. THE NEBRASKA INDEPENDENT. IIEV7 MATERIAL FOR WAR' The Latest Hctcbkiss One Pounder Automatic Gun. Vie Vftg.) ilmtl 374 fde am4 riee av frlMU WthvtaT Oat Tnm4 Wills Mut Velocity ( 1,040 Fawst CMeSete - mt Tlrtft - fart. .Tbe 4ts peua4rr astomatie machine fs3 l ltsI os tbe same prtDc'.ple at tLt cf tbe vr-U known lictchklts rie caEbfr carbine gun. bet the detail cT tte cwhaclsa tare been greatly co;ifd la order to simplify the con tnrtijo ! trecrthea tb fcreeca clot err. ayt tbe New York Sua. Tbe tn9 cotit f tblrty-thrfe component parte, cf which ftrn comprise the op rating oechacl rx la them latter are cc.Btain4 no crews cr pin and only ttree f;-rinx. cf which tne alone la cesUl ta tli wcrkicg of the gun. A3 tb motions the mechanism are parallel to tbe axis cf tbe gun, ao4 tberefort tb accuracy of fire la cot affected by tb Tlbraticca. Tbe entire tnebn!t3 may te Jlramsteil or as smb4 la about thirty second with ct tbe . cf tools aaJ baa been so Sea1jr&eJ and simplified tbat It may te Germination of a Loy3 Affair. ly there seems no doubt of the effect fveness of either serum as applied to animals. How would it affect the hu- BT GCXON P. WILS3N. man belngsr (Copyright, WK by Daily Story Pub. Co.) "The last lingering doubt is re ft have Just come to a knowledge of I mOTed! Circumstances made it pos- certaia facu which I deem it my. im- gible for me to secure a small quantity peratiTe duty to make public for two of the blood of Miss M. (in this, as reasons first, because they clear up la all other Instances, the names are tbe mys tery of the disappearance of suppressed for reasons even more ob- tnat great and original la rest! gator, vlous than In the case of the Profes- my friend. Professor X. whose many sor himself) in which I made a cul- frlends will, after perusing what is iure of the microbe of love. With here set down, easily recognize him this I inoculated myself, and now, im- wtthout the mention of his name,' possible as it would seem to mv which, made la so public a manner, friends, I find myself madly in love would. I know, be highly oensive to with her. I might counteract this by him), and. second, because I hope they an Inoculation of the opposite germ, wilj cause Some other scientist of but I . cannot bring myself to do it. prominence to follow up the unique Evidently I am very, very much in and, I conceive, eminently Important love!" line of investigation Initiated by Pro- "I have made a horrible discovery. f essor X. i say that I have just come to a knowledge of these facts. This is the exact truth, although the bald facts have been in my possession for the Miss M. does not and says she can never love me! Further, though she also says that she will never marry. I am convinced that J. loves her al most as madly as I do! And he has before the Professor disappeared so completely I received through the mail a note from him with a sealed en closure which his note requested me to open and read three months after St reached me. This I have just done. The enclosure I found to be the Pro fessor's nots upon the progress of a most remarkable and unusual series of experiments founded upon the germ theory. In this connection I wish to say that while, la commoa with his other frieads, I of course knew of the Professor kwn intfrM:t In this the- jtrsted and rsml for by any man cf ory. I had had not the slightest hint ordinary fnulKjr-nce. that he had struck out so boldly In Tbe Zrizs r-ar is arranged for firing the field of original research. . sLtgie .bets cr c-ostlBoousIy at win. tbe 80 radical has been the Professor's t tv i.tt .tt.iBir- i departure in these experiments from , . the beaten track that I have thought u"aic' " It it tn r1v- , .lmn.t ert rnro- kde4 by rseass of fee4 strips holding j ductIou of the notes in my possession, !gbt or ua rotrals or by lelts of mereiy editing them and eliminating, twenty -five or fifty fwmoda, Tbe rate as far as possible, the phraseology of of tre Ss tb earre for both methods cf the scientist that would be In large l&sdlre. iVxh mrtzm and be!u are t measure unintelllgble to the layman. t-a.j whollT cf mild steel and may be ? I the notes la the order la which - i-,ATtuir mr,tni r farm-1 they appear in the book containing , j T Sxg atd. beisg eotlrt-iy metallic, are tA. aJTectr4 ty wster and climatic ccsdltkis. Tbe feed njecbacltia is la- j past three months. To be plain. Just j youth, wit, fortune, comeliness every attribute that could attract a woman while I" "Why should I hesitate? I might, it Is true, cease to love her, but I could neter forget that I had loved. Fate It can have been nothing else has placed In my hands a'sufflclent quan- them. They were evidently jotted down at different times, but none are dated, though the last was manifestly written Immediately before the Pro- leyeodrt i f.vay and 1. not infiu-j ' X fatica cr Jri'rrt,lon of i -I am fascinated. Forsad Forxsdme time I have been studying those two strong est cf human passions love and hate M tkclr ni-io-ln Tmi 11 r A inteTtmt- I tit rf T 'a Y1nrA trr mv numncQ and Trc.Iy rre h- .abjtea to ex- j ,cs to the lnTestigator if for no other with it I have made a culture of the trCJKStUre 13 ra-e tlie nriSg -t all vntH mtfrnKo nt lellVo TirV.no wltVi mv nwn wtiSi gun loaoeo. iw , lea &t deftance instances are plenty, heart's blood I am preparing the se I is tttrd m:ih a radiator which , . .v ., , , tr.,. ,w tbe tVce. Tbe rart ridges are not fed Into tbe cbsct-er catU tbe iisststit of Cricg and ce' 1 j irrei nnea w:ia wcu of the manifestation of love where the vekTd by tbe wdr and obviates tbe j CAilrd Uwg of natar appear. The teee:ty of a water Jacket. papers recenUy noted that a large and iij:Picoaxny liaie 1 TBomou, snake had killed a setting brief y thus: A f irt Is driaed into ; bea and tben caruHy hatched and il isr.i ox tLe gun a jew cuir. rwed her chickl. The killing of .their rrsa t tsinrzw a;.a iticS iae uore i OWQ offeprIng by animals of many 1st rostr-esieatioo wit a a cyi.noer , v!, rnTT,mnn. The sentiments of I saw J enter. rum of affection. Heaven send an early opportunity to inoculate my darling with them both! I have been under a terrible mental strain and am phys lcally scarcely able to handle my tubes." "The opportunity has come! I have applied both the preparations to my darling liberally lavishly! Unless all rra!i to asd beneath it. Withia tbe j p4JeaU toward their children and vice my science is at fault I shall shortly cjvTAr ti a 1 4ioa. tw weo ou u ; T(.ra ar all too often at variance JSbsrre f the gsa tbe prejectUe wlth the How are these facta to pswke, bvyvti J tbe gs jvrt tbe Jr j accounted forr g esters tbe eyiiMer a&4 throws tb j.tstc-a tbe resr. Tbe rearward mo- ! tioa of tbe p!in eia;Tefces tbe mala jrlsg. d lb!. when not prevented j ty tbe tracer. liamlLauly returns tbe j .itoo it original joltioa. Tbe re- XLAlcleg of tle raecbsniini are "As far back as we can trace, love and hate have been known by common consent as matters of the heart. Such things very often have a foundation in fact why may not this have? And if there is any real connection, may it not, since the heart is merely the actuated ty this recl;irtting pttton j force pump of the blood, lie in. the life atd pt-rfsma tbe o:-ratWn of opening j fluid itself? And, this granted, might and g tbe bn-ech. extraction and j we not go a step further and Imagine JcWa cf tbe rcjir eartrldge case, that there exist germs of the two mas- feeditg. losdi&g aud Crtiig. 1 ter passions?" XLe geii. we!5!sg hitmi 74 poanai, j Here follow numerous entries of so tit a r of I 43 lncbe and fires a j technical a nature that they are quite Icieetile ecbitg one rxmnd with a i tey0nd my understaadlcg. They are mtsz iU-c'.r of l.f40 foot seeooda. j evidently notes of the succeeding steps Tb amrwjres are normally oadeu i in a Tery lengthy seri of experi with a rbarre of farty grams of French menU. However interesting they may jokie ponder with aa igniter cf j prove hereafter to a scientist, they twograca. need not be inserted here. The latter Tb Eum!ut:-ff are of vrlou form ', notes, however, tell' of a successful out- be a. happy man. Poor J.! I feel genuinely sorry for him, yet I cannot reproach myself." 'Something has gone wrong. called upon Miss M. tonight and vras received most frigidly.' Indeed, she Intimated rather broadly that she ex pected another guest. Of course, ', took the hint and left. From across the 6treet I saw J. enter!" "Gracious Heaven, what a blunder! I have convinced myself of the cause of it all. In preparing the two cul tures with which to inoculate Miss M., in some inexplicable manner I got my microbes mixed! "' "As soon as I have counteracted my own unfortunate inoculation I leave to study the mosquitoes of the Klon dike region. Cards are out for the marriage of Miss M. and J. in June." " ' -.' -.1 .t - .', r A '. j . j - THE TIME TO LAUGH. FARMERS & f.eCIIMITS IIISURAIIGE CO,, 0! LIIICOLII, IIEB. SOME GOOD JOKES; ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. The Birth of a New Joke The Keallatte School A Common Mnt Not Ex MUr What She Wanted Per U of the BIRTH OF A KKW JOKE. s From the Boston Journal: No po liceman was in sight, of course. That was because he was wanted. V "Hit himV Muggsy!" "Soak him, Swipes!" . J J- "Now youse got him!" """ "Put it on ther smellerl" ' When it becomes necessary to sit up in bed to get your breath; when the least' exertion such as wklking,4 sweeping, singing, talking or going up and down stairs, causes shortness of breath, fluttering or palpitation; rrten it- ?c timet tn rfr snmrhincr , ji . & These and many other edifying ejac- to brace Up and. Strengthen uiations were r hurled at two small your failinff heart. Take Dr. bootblacks who were earnestly en Miles' Heart Cure. It IS best Ua&ed ln BPc411ng each other's faces ! "I could not rest at night and often had to sit up In bed to breathe. The least exertion would make my heart palpitate dread fully. Our doctor prescribed Dr. Miles' Heart Cure and it com pletely restored me to health." Mrs. E. CL McKelvby, . Palin, Tenn. Dr. Miles' Heact Cute with their . fists, while a big crowd stood in a circle about them, in front of the postoffice. ;"'. ' . It was going badly for the larger of the two boys when a member of ths Boston Peace, Society, or one of its branches, stepped In and separated the boys. For a wonder both seemed will ing to Stop. The peacemaker said: "Well, what are you fighting about?" Then an amusing explanation fol- j lowed and a new idiotic joke was j started on its journey , through the town, for every man and boy In the crowd that heard the explanation started of to "spring" the Joke on the Stimulates the digestion, in- first acquaintance he should meet, and creases tne circulation ana l.:r i r t -l nunc engagement, xne ooy saia: makes weak hearts Strong. "Th bloke comes ud ter me and sez. Sold by druggists on guarantee. 'Say, what's ther next to ther last ieuer m tner ainnyoeti 'T,' sea I. " 'Cos I wants to know,' sex he. and he laughs and swipes me on ther back. en ther others they all laugh too. don't see no joke in it, 8Q I hits him on ther peeper. Do youse see He stopped short; a grin spread all over his dirty and bruised face. He looked sheepish and then laughed outright. 'Hully gee, I see it now. You're all right, Muggsy. Shake! Why, Y, sure. Its a good one, and I'll spring it on me brudder. They shook hands and went off to gether. The" crowd laughed and each one' hastened to spread the plague a new joke. Dr. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind. WANTED Several persons of char acter and good reputation in each state to represent and. advertise. old estab lished wealthy business house of solid financial standing. Salary $10 weekly with expenses additional, all payable In cash each Wednesday direct from head offices. Horse and carriages fur nished, when necessary. Jteferences. Enclose self-addressed stamped envel ope. Manager, 316 Caxton bldg., Chi- Home Visitors Excursions The Chicago, Rock. Island & Pacific railway will sell low rate excursion tickets to points In Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio on Sept. 16, 23rd and 30th and Oct. 7th, good for thirty days for the return. For further inforfation ' and rates address." FRANK H. BARNES, C. P. A. 1045 O St., Lincoln, Neb. A COMMON MANIA. xou never can tea. ro one -sus pected for a moment. But you never can , tell.' The old . gentleman was so dignified. When he passed down Olive street in the mornings they used to say of him: "I wonder who that wealthy, banker is?" or, "I wonder what brokerage firm he is connected with?" . . tie was so dignified. He was so immaculate. - So precise. . . But the germ is In the air. You breathe and you swallow it. ftrmn Vl tv hann tA AhearvA svn OIIva rlun I IINU OAIN JUat OUALL. ctraet thA M mntlomtn waa Iabb Air What did he mean by rump- HORSE WANTED. We will trade anything In the house for a good driving horse. LINCOLN SUPPLY CO. GIRL WANTED. WANTED A womap. for general housework; good wages. Mrs. Harry rorter, Lincoln. - - fr aattl tVrk. buat. xcaftbeai. land Jr?. teld. Irbette a ad caseniate. In fietj opera ties tbe nle cf tbe one pctaidr gxa is 1st ertaed late between tbtt tf te'J artillery and machine gtE&a, Fr tbl recn an equipment of great ta3biiJ?y U require! together wl;b rrovUiwa for carrying a large 2iactlty of atamusttWa. Tb r!ctt tebind tbe gun tef a la 22 p-ssd. arid ttat cf tbe calon fsSy eatfi-l is ZAi fwunda. Tbe lir.te earriea rS pounds and tbe cais av. L7L It' rerreens tbe lrtest itn- jectpri:-st la ga roTitructloa and is a tt;r tf it asiotrjiikr gun of medium I-'r L aU St t)-cbjilim perfect ed to tte j reat atate cf our knowl edge of tbe aet'-ct. come. "I verily believe that I have it last Xtaerlee Vata GaUliiK. "Tbe Arerk-eu stcbtasker la slow ly fwrglng iu4 cf tbe Swt." aaid Tbedre flard. junior member of tb Ik-ward Jewelry aud watch man i.faurii.g fna in Lucerne, Switzer land, tbe etb-r day to a rrtrter of tbe New Tork Tnbuae. Mr. Iloasard la now !a New Tvrt city, baring com pleted a year cf att!y and inreatlga tk?a tf tbe erect watch factories of tbe United fcta'e. Contiauiog. Mr. 2kaard aaU: It i tvt t-aay years ago tbat tbe i.iw fl " ' Sometlvlag haa gone wrong. succeeded in isolating the germs of love and hate!" Then is set forth at length the scientific descriptions ot these germs, the nuaber of which present in any case, according to the Jewelry atsrea f Switzerland were f Professor, governs the defxee of the sentiment. The notes continue "Given a culture of the germ of love In tbe blood of one animal tjad another animal Inoculated with tbat culture, the animal so Inoculated will love the one whose blood furnished the culture medium. The same is true of the germ of hate. I believe that I have eliminated every possibility of error. tld each surnsicr with American travelers who wanted to buy Swiss watches. Tbere was a!o a large ex pert trs.de la this line cf manufac tcrtrg. At tbe present time tbe de cand fcr fcwUa watches by American totaltts b grestly decreased and on ly continues la tbe sale of old Swiss clock, which are mote prited for their earvtsx tlaa their machinery. The ex pert trade, too. baa considerably shrv&k. doe. we betleve. to aa increase Sa tb American product- Ifetar Cr4a. Tbe Greek gtivt-rnraect tas secured a rxopo!y cf tbe picture otaI card talnea. It taa Juct laaued cards wth atfrty-for different view f famous does and ctber set net. Imprmtd by Magnificence. ( Now the splendor of New York reaches its appropriate pinnacle in the Walkofl-Hysteria, and the Walkoff- Hysteria is lovely. Seventy-three para- gangs in circumference twenty-seven miles high, glowing with soft vermil ion outside, the resplendent within with gold and silver and precious stones, the Walkoff-Hysteria becomes at once the most dazzling and the most characteristic of all metropolitan in stitutions dazzling because metro politan, characteristic because daz zling. And the people inside? I found them absolutely the most admirable examples of our civilization modest, domestic, moral and sane. Ihis you could tell by their dress. They were persons of taste. The Walkoff-Hysteria for them; refinement demands har mony In all things, and they must needs seek a suitable background for their many tinted fine feathers. I con fess, however, that I appreciated their cultivation only by somewhat gradual degreis; but at last I came out the right door, convincing myself that here were no pretenders or nouveaux riches or wealthy pawnbrokers or painted frauds. No; they were the most estim able persons one and all an so re fined. And yet I was somewhat amused when I heard the pretty story of a rus tic couple who put up in this daintily appointed metropolitan hostelry "why didn't yew tuck yer boots auot side the door for the porter tew black?" "Gawsh!" cried Reuben Was afeerd Transcript. he'd gild 'em." Boston Peculiarities of the Black Sea. Sir John Murray recently showed how remarkably the Black Sea differed from other seas and oceans. A surface but I shall, of course, put my conclu j current flows continuously from the Black sea Into the Mediterranean, and an under current from the Mediterran sions tp further testi." "A cat in a cage at my elbow . is cursing carefully a litter of Uny mice, orphaned by tabby herself. She ate their mother. I have a hawk rearing a brood of chickens. Her motherly af fection for them Is touching and pro nounced. Two dogs, brothers and hitherto the, best of friends and mer riest of playmates, have, In the past few days, become the .bitterest, of snarling, snapping enemies CarULa- ean into the Black Sea. The latter cur rent la salt, and being heavier than the fresh water above, it remains stag nant at the bottom. Being saturated with sulphuretted hydrogen, this water will not maintain life, and so the Black Sea contains no living inhabitants be low the . depth of about 100 fathoms The deeper water, when brought to the .surface, smells exactly like rotten eggs. nified. ling letters he took from his pockets and making them into little spheres? And then his cane! The funny way he began to manipulate it! Up goes the paper sphere! Biff goes the cane! Bang! goes the paper sphere. Every day the same old story. Biff! Method of Applying- a. Government Preparation Found to Be TJaeful. A number of inquiries have come to the Arnold arboretum in Boston, as the chief center of tree study in the United States, as to the best methods of getting rid of the San Jose scale. Fortunately the arboretum seems to be free from the pest, and the director, then Bang! Professor Charles S. Sargent, says that Mental aberration? It has not been necessary for his as sistants to study it with the care that has been devoted to its habits at sever al of the state agricultural stations. Mr, Jackson Dawson, however, the super intendent and head gardener of the ar boretum, has recently given some ad vice as to the best method of applying one of the standard government prepa- Nothing of the kind. v -' Simply baseball mania. He bats away -all his correspondence in this manner. He also maintains a batting average. Every miss is "time at bat;'.' and striking the paper sphere is a base hit. He is his own official scorer. He Is impartial. The old gentleman really has a "good eye.V MAKING IT CLEAR. rations for exterminating the scale and hei ,s ba.ttIne ow wel1 over tbe which seems likelv to be eenerallv use- auw mam, ei ' This is a confession. Mention It to The nrenaration referred tn 1 that the old gentleman if you like, but I recommended for an uncertain climate he kicks you don't complain to the UnhlA to rnlns nnrl shnwpro onrl 1c no POllCe. bt. 1XJU1S FOSt-LUSpatCn. follows: "Whale oil or fish oil soap, preferably made with potash lye, Is dis solved in water by boiling at the rate of two pounds of soap to a gallon of water. It is applied hot, and on a moderately, warm day in winter it can be put on the trees with an ordinary spray pump. Mr. Dawson suggests February and March as the best months for this soap treatment and as the most thorough means of applying it an ordinary flat paint brush, with which every part of the infected tree should be gone over. The brush, Mr. Dawson says, is usual ly more effective than the spray In all similar applications, but it should be -followed later, perhaps Just before the budding of the tree, by a thorough syringing with the same wash made up in about half the usual strength. In midsummer a still more diluted wash. pernaps ten gallons of water to a pound of soap, may be serviceable against the scale and by the addition of a tea spoonful of paris green to a gal lon of water be made an effective gen eral Insecticide. . It has been announced tbat an at tempt is being made to find a parasite of the scale in Japan for use in infect ed districts in this country, and It la Interesting In this connection to learn that the American scientists who have gone there with this idea in mind have Farmer Hayrlx (in department store) "I wunder what them thai gals air allers yellin cash fer?" Mrs. Hayrix "I reckon mebby It i tewlet folks know they don't trust nobody." : Capital and Sarplat $738,801.45. " R-lnuraee Raaerr $101,956.02. 1 Insures City and Farm Property against - FIRE, LIGHTNING AND TORNADO I We have special facilities for writing -all'-, kinds of Insurance, . f : including Surety, Indemnity,- Court And Contract ' BONDS ; ' Being Resident Officer? we can execute and deliver in our own office' Bonds of the Union Surety and Guaranty Company, of ; Pennsylvania without any unnecessary delay. v i Collecting "Corpea Klnya." : -' The Dublin Freeman's Journal calls attention to a very novel and some what grewsome .development of the collecting fad. A ..Ballysbannon man has,' It states, made a collection of sailors' "corpse rings." Seafaring men of most nations possess in com mon the habit of wearing a thick sil ver ring on the little finger Thess rings are 'engraved inside with the owner's name and port, shd serve to Identify his body-In the event of death by drowning. The collection of "corpse rings" is a fairly large one, and every ring has, it is stated, been obtained from the relations "or comrades of the drowned sailor; - The fad ot a well known statesman, no longer living, for the collection of false teeth is beaten In its singularity by this phase of the collecting fever." Tha Bea( They . Cn to. The French cannot "kick" a man. The best they can do la to give him a hit with the foot." "A Portuguess cannot "wink" - at a girl He must lengthen It i out - into "closing and opening of tne eyes." Most of the In dian languages are stated to have no word to express the idea of "stealing." and one ot the early missionaries' who translated ' the Bible into the . Algon quin speech, finding they have no word to express "love," was forced to in vent one. " The people of South Dekoti; through their representatives in ' the legisla ture, have formally declared their de sire for an amendment to the const! tution providing for- the election of United States senators by direct vote of the electors. The .Joint resolution to the effect has passed both houses and will be transmitted to congress by the secretary of state. CnrloaUle of Criminal Law. ' Among the curiosities ot criminal law brought to light by the discussion ot the Cudahy kidnaping is the fact that in Tennessee the punishment for stealing a horse Is irnprisbnment for not less than 'three nor more than ten years, while for stealing a child it is only from one to -five years. : A hill has- been Introduced ir the legislature which : corrects this by making r kid naplng a crime punishable by death. Char Wealth In Animal. , In this country last year there waa one horse for , every five Inhabitants (men, women. and children), one milch cow for every four Inhabitants, one or for every three lnnabitatits and oiw eneep for every one and two-thirds in habitants. Including swine with those already mentioned there was a value of farm animals of $300 for every man, T"man and child in the country. ... The Siulro,a Wotlce. . , . . The following waa posted up in a small country village; "Notice is here by given that the 'squire (on account of the backwardness of the harvest) will not shoot himself or any of hla tenants till the 14th of September." London TIt-Blts. J ' . .......... A-ea of. the Sooth, The SouLh Includes one-fourth of the total area and one-third of th population of the United States. Ita cotton and cottonseed atom gave it an Income last year of $545,000,000 the largest value of any single crop in th world. It3 corn and its lumber product brought it the snug sum of $300,000,- 000. Moreover, the South raises 80 pr cent of all ' American tobacco, mines" 20 per cent of all Its coal, pro duces 1 per cent of its iron, has 30 per cent of its total railroad mileage, and a steadily Increasing percentage ol Its manufacturing. Two Federal Departments. Two federal departments disburse al most exactly the same amount in sal aries, the treasury department and the Interior department, in Washington $5,000,000 each. But the treasury de partment . has 40 more employes thai the interior department, the average rate of compensation in the treasury service, In which there are many worn? en employed, being less than in the other. r ' ' ; t .a CanSy In Hot Weather. "It Is very difficult In hot weather t please women who are confirmed candj eaters," says a manufacturer. "Wit chocolates and caramels, particularly; we have to itand a pretty large pecunl-? ary loss when the thermometer ap proaches the 90 mark. . Chocolates be gin to persjdre .badly then, and a very short exposure givee them an actual case of sunstroke. They have to b made fresh : every, da in' order to n sent out of the store at all." rr c- . ............ . ... ? . , Reading Aloud. People with 1 chest complaints are recommended by medical men to read aloud, as this rtrengthens throat, lungt and chest muscles alike. The reading should be deliberate, without being al lowed to drag, and tbe . enunciation Iclear, the body being held in an easy, unstrained, :'?bt position, so that the chest have free play. The breath ingJH uld be natural and as deep as .ble without undue effort . . .Our Commonplace Face. , A gentleman who has made a study of the subject ha3 come to the con clusion that the American face Is not distinctive in any sense of the word. Or if it has" any distinctive feature it Is In the fact that there is no strong characterislc that would differentiate it from other faces of superior races. There is nothing that will call it up in the mind from the world's group ot Caucasian faces. - , : To Honor Empreia, Not Madman. Some Austrians " living in Genevs conceived the project of placing a me morial tablet In the Qua! du Leman, where the Empress Elizabeth was as sassinated. The authorities, however, refused their permission on the ground that it would be improper to commem orate the deed of a madman and help to preserve his name. , In place of th tablet it is now proposed to erect chape) In honor of the empress. PERILS OF LANGUAGE. Sprockett "It's a hard world. 1 found the Japanese using the brush in have hardly made myself the mastei Just the same way as has been recom- of bicycle vocabulary -so that I can mended by Mr. Dawson. r aN IV 1 3 mTm TOBACCO SPIT L-V-IS I n(l SMOKE Your Lifeaway I xou can oecureaor any lorm oi tobacco uslnr easily, be made well, strong, magnetic, full of new ure and vigor by tatiag MO'TO'DAO. mat makes weak men strong. Manv train ten pounds in ten daya. -Over BOO.OOO cured.. All druggists. Cure guaranteed. Book let and advice FREE. Address STERLING ivr.fltftux W4 cucago or New York. 437 talk wheel glibly, when the wheel Is almost out of fashion, and nobody will listen If I talk about It." Niblick "Why don't you study goll nomenclature?" Sprockett "Because my mind isn't equal to it. It would drive me crazy." "Niblick "Very likely; but it wouldn't be noticed on the links, you know." Boston Transcript, r mi im n. no FOR ALL WHO DESIRE IT Dr. J. M. Peables, the Grand Old Man of Battle Craek, Michigan, Cures Soealled Incurable or Hopeless Casea Through the Woaders of Psycblo Science Dr. Peebles, the grand old man ef Battle Creak, in whose brain originated PSYCHIC TREATMENT, has so perfected his method that it has revolutionized tha art of healing. and it can almost be said there are so nope lessor incurable diseases. - This system of treatment haa brought thousands upon thousands back to health after they had ks&f J'htoX r A'v- ,. a.. . i j . i v rB . . ineie wonaeriuiu - IK-'? A tbrousrh a. systems o v1r.t iLJ NT -by Dr. Peebles him-fc ,Wt V rZ 1 on Psychic Phe 1?ivyr ' j binatiou of mildR V t,';5V'I ' J been pronounced hopelessly 111 by the best lnnal nhrsieian. His cures hara been pro claimed PHENOMENAL by the many thou sands who hate had a chance to watch th near neighbor, friend or relative pronounced at Death's door by tha local doctor, brought back to perfect maunooa doctor ana nis associatea cures ate brought about of treatment oriffinated 1 self, tha great authority nnmini. which is a con magnatie remedies and Psychia Power, mak ing the strongest healing eombination known to science. This method has been to perfected by the doctor tbat anyone may use it in their own home without detention from business or the knowledge of anyone. Mrs. J. W. Anderson, St. Johns, Washing ton, suffered for years with pain in the ovaries and uteriae weakness j she was en tirely cured by this treatment. Mrs. C. Har ris, of Marionrille, Pa., says she cannot ex-' press too much gratitude for the results re ceived from Dr. Peebles1 treatment for fail ing of tbe womb and general exhaustion. Gtorge H. Weeks of Cleveland, Ohio, sends liatflt tliBnka tar restoration to health ttr nftrinir from nervous nrostration and insomnia for vears: be says lie now enjoys ex cellent health and restful sleep every night. . G. D. Young, of Wimer, Oregon, says: For years I bora about my body the piteous spectacle of disease and death stared me in the face. I now thank Heaven I am a well man, and I owe this great victory over disease to Dr. Peebles and hiseorpa of assistants." Mrs. Bell B.Bond, of Dunkirk, N. Y. who wai cured ot asthma, dropsy heart trouble and femala weakness in a vary few months, writes that she recommends Dr. Peebles'. treatment to all her sick friends add relatives in fact, to U suffering humanity. . '- " DESPAlU NOT, THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR YOU No matter what the disease it or how despondent you may feel because you have been told there is no help for you, there is still hope. Hundreds of women suffering, have been cured by Dr. Peebles' methods, after being told there was no help for them unless an opera tion was resorted to. The aame may be said of men who are debilitated from excesses and early indiscretions. Indigestion, stomach and bowel troubles, catarrh, Uver trouble, rheu matism, kidney trouble, heart trouble, luag and bronchial trouble dropsy in fact any and all diseases yield to this wonderful System. If you are unfamiliar with this treatme nt, which is annually curing thousands of those pronounced incurable, do not fail to send at onee for literature giving full information concerning this grand treatment, it costs noth ing whatever, and the information gained will be worth much to you even though you do not take treatment. If yon are siok aud discouraged do not fail to have the doctors diag ...... -nn mrA tll inn vnur Mtirl condition. Just write them a niain. truthful letter abobt your ease; they will confidentially consider the same, send you at once a complete diagnosis oi your condition, ana aiso literature ou uis g-raau Hwin ui mb tiuau, wmvuer with Dr, Peebles' emr, "The Psyehie Science in tha Cure of Disease." All this is seat ab eolutelj free. If suffering, write today. Address DR. PEEBLES' INSTITUTE OF HEALTH, Dept. ioi. Battle Creek. Mich.