The Nebraska independent. (Lincoln, Nebraska) 1896-1902, August 22, 1901, Page 8, Image 8
THE NEBRASKA INDEPENDENT. August 22, -.19QL 0 The Nebraska State S3 Sept. 2 to 7, at LINCOLN, Fair, i . ' 4 ;5 Will attract thousands of people to our city. You are all wel come to make your headquarters while viiitiDg here at our 'J Urge tore on O rtreet. Bring ui your bundles and packages aBd we will eLck then for you FREE of any exjense. We will a! to have oa display by that time our superb Fall y Stock of 8 Dress Goods, o e o Silk w Suits, i Etc., Etc. Viit our booth at the grounds. Note the good things we g, 11 hoir you out there. Jj Gome to our btore look around as long as you Fur Goods,. Jackets, 3 make our acquaintance you are always wel- ):. come at O - M Lincoln's rYogress'rva Dry Gssds House TALES OFTHE BOER WAR Interesting Incidents Described by Colonel Arthur Lynch. BUEGHEBS PROOF TO BULLETS. BOY'S WATCH, CHAIN AND CHARM FREE LJ 14 . I- r- COM PHVQ! Be on time whin you start to LJkJ X Oi school in September. 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Be first in your town. l WHITE JLT ONCE FOR COUPON BOOK TO THE; FRANKLIN SUPPLY CO.. 392, EgrgJ CHICAGO SYPHILIS OH FAD BLOOD CTBED.-l.t. 2nd. or 3rd fta?es of Syphilis cured forSx Fuii 11 box trtatatDt oevtr fail. Pinnies, skin emotions kv,u a If ty aaagie- Beasesabcr money returned if not satisfactor tLl hi a t. kos'fKl. LINCOLN. MERH. 'TV I 4i i T. . Uaha's fkarmac;, 116 Farnam St..Omaha, Neb. Successful Business Men of Nebraska (Hi J. W. Josksto.v) '7. 9 ' .V, SUCCESSFUL, ni'SINCSS MEN.. PERCY LEE KNIGHT. Perry Lee Kclgfct. of the firm of P. L Keisbt & Co.. Crete, NeU., waa bora la the village of Walnut. Bureau coun ty. Illinois. November 30, 1S72. His ear!y eOucation was in the Tillage school, after hieh, at the ajre of 13, hi father harlns removed to Chicago, he attended the hUh school of that city four years, when he entered the grtAi dry rool firm of J. II. Walker & Co. of that eity. Cm engaging in a humble position from which he grad ually artt to the ribbon department. He remained with this firm nearly five years when they retired from bufi teas, when he engaged with Carson, Irie. Scott &. Co.. later going to St. Louis, acreptins a ijosition with the sreat feolraie dry roods house of KTy. Waiker St Co. cf that eity. After owe year he returned to Chicago, where he was one year In the retail store of Carton. Perie. Scott & Co. He was Uer one year ia Ie Moines with Marshall f!ros. in th5r dress goods dc parttnent. Oa i'tbniary 1, 1 ('. he purchased the store of Jamrt S. High ton of Crete, Nth., to whicu he has added un- ' - 1 1 - .it. MM ,i "0 WmF v ,4 r t til he now has one of the largest de partment stores in the state. On Aug usi i, ifcyo. Mr. J. E. Bonter became associated with him In the business, and this partnership has continued most pleasant and profitable since. Mr. Knight was united in marriage Jan uary 17. 1900. to Miss Maud, the ac complished daughter of Mrs. Jennie S. Stevens of Crete. He is a member of the Congregational church of which he is a trustee, and also of the elevat ing social order of Knights of Pythias. In politics he is a republican. Mr. Knight is highly favored physically and a fine specimen of physical man hood. His habits t.re exceptionally correct as he does not indulge in the luxury of smoking and drinking. He is a wejl-balanced business man whose exceptional experience enables him to carry his large business well In hand,, directing every detail most horoughly and Is building up a vol ume of business of which a much older man might be justly proud. He enjoys the comforts of his well appointed home with his charming wife and her mother, M'rs. Stevens, and has every promise of a continued fcappy and prosperou.3 life. Cnlova Cases of Some Wko Have ' Recovered From Wo an da Daont Imi Courage of a Mad Artist Ileal Meaning of the Word "Imp I" as Told by KafDr Slave. Colonel Arthur Lynch of the famous Irish brigade of the Boer army, in a forthcoming book, says Collier's Week ly, relates the following anecdotes: The best of the Boers fired not only very accurately, but very quickly, and I have known a burgher to bring down a soldier firing while sitting In the sad dle, holding the rifle with one hand and the bridle with the other. As to recovery from wounds, I can cite some curious cases. One burgher recovered after a Lee-Metford bullet had gone clean through his brain, en tering at one side of the head and pass ing out through the other. I knew an other case in which this happened and where the patient, - an Irishman, had got so well that he used to stroll about the streets of Pretoria or even dance a Jig. He got into a drinking bout, however, one day, and that was the beginning of the end. I saw a man whose jaw was smashed In three places, but who soon recover ed. I knew another whose leg was so badly shattered that It had to be am putated subsequently, but who sat stolidly loading his Mauser and blazing away at the enemy. One of the most curious cases I know of, however, was that of a man who received a bullet in the middle of the forehead. By a happy combination of the thickness of the skull and the inclination of the bullet the missile did not enter the man's brain, but circled around his head to the original point of Impact, scoring off skin and hair in its passage and so furnishing him vrith a crown more curious and more durable than that of laurel. Another curious member of my bri gade was a mad artist. He used to spend bis spare time drawing, with various colored chalks, the most ex traordinary pictures I ever saw," filled with a fantastic imagination. He used to prize these productions enormously, and I believe he thought that one day they would win him fame. Now, on a certain occasion my brigade occupied an exposed position, and it was intend ed to make a stand. Subsequently a range of hills farther westward was selected as a better line, and my troop was left high and dry, and the English, in vast force, were coming rapidly on. Receiving the order to retreat," we soon had everything in readiness, and I was about to mouut my horse. The shells were already falling about us, and some rifle practice had taken place and some men had been killed. Just at that critical moment my mad artist sallied from under a wagon and came up to me. He was calmly indifferent to shell and bullet. In his hand he held a strange cartoon. J "Colonel," he said, "I hope you will like that one!" He also later paid the forfeit of his Innocent but dauntless courage. The cheeriest Individuals about the laager were the Kaliir boys. They were virtually slaves, though we did not call them. so. We "commandeered" them, we did not pay them, and that for a good reason namely, that, con trary to what has been said, none of our men were mercenaries. Neither I nor, of course, any of the troopers re ceived or asked a penny of pay. There fore I did not pay my Kaffirs, of whom I had about a score to do the menial work of the camp and to look after my horses and those of my officers. Now, there is something in the black at least In those climes that makes him content to be a slave. Service implies protection, and that is a condition he perfectly appreciates. One of my boys, Pete, was a black hero. lie would go through anything fighting (of course in a passive way, but that is the most difficult trial), fatigue, hunger and thirst yet he would never utter a word or give a sign of complaint. On the whole he liked fighting best, for he was of one of the tribes of Zulus. I would like to give a chapter on Tete, but I will now mention only one curious detail. He told me the real meaning of the word "impi," usually, employed by war correspondents who want to show how deep they have gone as equivalent to horde or troop or "commando" of Kaffirs. I asked Pete what it meant. He opened wide his mouth and showed his ivory teeth. His yellow eyes opened also with wonder and rolled in. their sockets, and he laughed. "Impi," said he, with a deep, thick utterance, "that is war." And, the way Pete brought out the word war made me feel that Impi or war to Pete was the consummation of every thing that made life terrible and yet all that made life worth living. A UN lVERSITY'S PATIENTS. Kew Hospital to Improve Harvaurd'a Medical Tlsltatlom System. A new infirmary is in process of erec tion within easy distance of the Har vard yard for the exclusive use of stu dents of the university living in Cam bridge, including, that is, the Law, Di vinity, Lawrence Scientific and Gradu ate schools besides the college proper. The building Is In a quiet portion of the city, not far from the home of tis poet Longfellow and overlooking the Charles river, and has been made possible by a gift of $100,000 from Mr.-. James Still man, well known as tho president of New York's largest bank. Harvard has long felt the need of such a special hospital, especially in connection with the very complete sys tem of medical,-. visitation which has now been in successful operation for several years and which Harvard was the first among American colleges to adopt. A physician of standing is em ployed by the corporation, to whom all cases of illness are Immediately report ed and to whom any student may go with the assurance of finding in him both friend and medical adviser. It is not Intended that he shall take the place, unless specially requested to do so by the student himself, of the young man's regular physician. His province rather is to have a general care of the health of the university,; to guard against any epidemic and exert such influence as he can tactfully and with out Improper Interference in favor of sound hygiene and healthful living among the undergraduates. The work of the medical visitor, as he Is officially called, varies naturally very greatly. Occasionally he has al most nothing to do, while at other times he may be called on to pay as many as 60 visits in a single day. The total number of visits for a period of four years, as recently tabulated, was 8,403. Of course not all or anywhere near all of these cases were serious. FOR ACADEMIC FREEDOM Plea Made by President Hyde of Bowdoin College. - - ., v ABKS AGAINST BOOKEPELLEEISM UNCANNY. BET BY GIANTS. Waarer of One Hundred Dollars Made aa to Weight of Their Skeletons. The most remarkable and uncanny bet ever recorded was made at FIndlay, O., a few days ago and drawn up by attorneys In, shipshape order, says the Chicago Inter, Ocean. It concerns the weight of the bones of two men, the bet of $100 to be taken from their es tates at death and paid to the home and hospital, a FIndlay institution. The men making this wager are two of the best known oil men In this field. Both are giants In stature, John Steiner, measuring 6 feet 6 inches in his stock ings, and weighing 346 pounds, and Bert Bowlby, measuring -6 feet 3 inches and weighing 230 pounds. The decided discrepancy in their weight and ap pearance led to a . heated discussion the other night iiv a FIndlay cafe. Bowlby coEtended that although Stei ner weighed much more than he, yet his bones were heavier than Steiner's. To make his assertion good he counted out a roll of bills on the table ($100 in all) that his skeleton was heavier than Steiner's. The latter covered it at once. It was then that the agreement was duly drawn up and signed. Bowlby is a noted athlete, having stood before Kid McCoy for five rounds a few years ago at Springfield, O. Stei ner comes from a family of giants dwelling near Bluffton, O. The men are much In earnest about their wager and, it Is likely, will donate their bodies to some v medical institution that the skeletons may be carefully weighed. The only trouble is neither will ever know which one has won the bet GOLD FROM RIVER SAND. Successful Working: of a New Process In Idaho. For the last 40 years miners have been endeavoring to discover some practical method by which the fine gold which exists in paying quantities in the sand along the Snake river in Idaho might be saved. There is almost an inexhaustible quantity of this gold bearing sand, the bottom land along the river varying from a few hundred feet to four miles in width and the rich sand running In depth from 10 to 40 feet and extending for at least 30 miles up and down the river. A Robert Lilly a month or two ago put In a small plant and Is now taking out $50 to $60 a., day at an expense of about $25, says a Sioux Falls (S. D.) dispatch to the (New York Post. In a short time he expects to quadruple his capacity without Increasingthe operat ing . expenses, except as to fuel. At present he raises the gold bearing sand with an eight Inch centrifugal, from which the lighter part floats away and the heavier part which passes through burlap, is worked with a hand rocker. If Mr. Lilly's process proves to be the I success anticipated, a stampede of gold j seekers to that region will occur before the summer is over. JJaldwln to Take BaJloona to Arctie. Explorer Evelyn B. Baldwin will take with him on his polar expedition an extensive outfit of balloons for meteor ological and scientific observations. He was at Quincy, Ills., the other day In conference with his cousins, Samuel and Thomas Baldwin, aeronauts and balloon makers, who are preparing the airships for him, says the New York Sun. About 40 small balloons have al ready been shipped by them to Trom 150, Norway, for the expedition. A Breakwater For Gibraltar. Gibraltar is to be strengthened by a breakwater on the east, where battle ships can coal under complete shelter by means of a light railway through a rock tunucl. SCHLEY PRAISED SAMPSON. "He's av Gallant Officer and at Good Man,' the Admiral Said. Rear Admiral Schley received an ova tion at the Maritime Exchange, In New York, the other day, where he went to 'visit his former flag lieutenant, J. H. Sears, who has -charge of the hydro graphic office. He was recognized by President Kunhardt and escorted out on the floe r of the exchange. There were cheers for the admiral, and some one asked: "What's the matter with Sampson?" "He's a . gallant officer and a good man," said Admiral Schley. ' An Auspicious Omen. . . The capture by Mr. Whitney of the blue ribbon of the English turf ought to be a good omen, says the Hartford Courant. for the defender of the Amer icans cup, ajid we guess it Is. ' Man Who Glvea Money, He Says, Has No Right to Prescribe What Shall Be Taught Others Have Rights. Duties of the State Statns of Pro- feasors. President William De Witt Hyde of Bowdoin college made a strong ad dress at the commencement exercises of Boston university, which were held in Tremont temple the other afternoon, says the New York Times. "Academic Freedom" was his subject He said in part: "The last decade of the nineteenth century raised the question of academ ic freedom in several cases at Brown university, Chicago university, Kansas State Agricultural college and Leland Stanford university. This question of academic freedom did not arise so long as the colleges were content to teach Latin, Greek, mathematics and a little science and philosophy, for the simple reason that nobody cared much one way or the other what was taught about these things. "Interference with liberty comes only when the subjects taught are those for which the people care. Now that eco nomic and social questions have come to the front it is with these that trou bles have arisen. It is no accident that all four cases cited arose In connection with utterances of economic and social questions. "Social and economic questions, how ever, are destined to divide the public more sharply than ever before. To de fine accurately the rights and duties of the parties to such university educa tion, securing reasonable liberty for all and absolutely free course for the truth Is the most pressing educational problem which the nineteenth century has handed over to the twentieth for solution. "Who, then, are the parties to uni versity Instruction? The parties to this partnership are six: First the founders, donors and benefactors; sec ond, the state; third, the trustees, re gents or overseers; fourth, professors and Instructors; fifth, the students; sixth, the constituency of the college, that portion of the public from which money and students come." At this point the speaker sounded a warning against the spread of "Rocke fellerism," as he termed it, saying of the man who gives money to institu tions of learning: "He has no right whatever to dictate the specific view which the institution 6ball teach. The moment a donor has given his money he has entered into a partnership with the five other parties of the institution, and his rights must be limited by the rights which belong to them. Neither may he legitimately draw up a creed or statement of opin ion which the professors of the institu tion shall be bound to teach. To do that would be like sending a boat to sea with the tiller lashed in position and with instructions to the sailors on no account to touch it even though the boat might be making straight for the icebergs or the rocks." Further along In his address Dr. Hyde said: "It is the duty of the state to protect the public against misdirection of funds and the cheapening of degrees. An in stitution founded for the propagation of Christian Science, theosophy, palm istry, astrology or alchemy would have no claim to exemption from taxation or the conferring of degrees, for some of these subjects have been proved to be without foundation, and others, to say the least have jet to make good their claim of public confidence. "There Is no reason why the public I at large should contribute to the sup port of such institutions or place confi dence in their graduates. Further more, the state should refuse charters to institutions which attempt to dupli cate means of, instruction already ade quate. The state should not support ten colleges when five are adequate to serve Its educational needs. "The state should refuse to grant charters for the. promulgation of indi vidual prejudice. It should not allow an institution to bind Itself to teach either free trade or protection, the gold standard or the free and unlimited coinage of silver at the ratio of 16 to 1. "Either Imperialism or anti-imperialism, either private or municipal own ership of public service corporations, either trinitarianism or unitarianism. ei ther universal salvation or the endless punishment of the wicked, either so cialism or individualism, either sacer dotalism or independence of the local church one side of these questions has as much right to be Impartially presented as the other. Consequently the state should not enter into partner ship with either party." Taking up the subject of professors' status, the speaker said: "Removal of professors for incompetence Is a duty of trustees and presidents which they have never half lived up to. To 6hlft this duty to students or to the elective system, as Is being done at present, is cowardly negligence. The incompetent man should be dismissed at the first opportunity. Academic freedom de mands it "Academic freedom Is as necessary to the students as to any other party of the institution. We can never make men out of the boys who come to us unless In some form or other we give them a career in which to work out freely what is In them. Wherever pre scription and paternalism undertake tc domineer the life of the students wt are sure to find either lawlessness oi good for nothing, effeminate nambj pamby weaklings," TRIES ACCOUNT FOR IT There is a strip of country x lying along the Missouri river that has fair ,ly. good crops. Both to the east and west there Is an almost complete fail ure of the corn crop, while in this region of country the ears, are large, heavy and well filled. In this excep tional year with the sun above 100 degrees for many days in succession, why is It that it did not have the same effect' in this region that it did both to the east and the west? The soil is substantially the" same and the hills are higher and steeper, but up and down these steep. hills there is corn. Why? The Independent answers: "Trees." How else can it be accounted for? The hot wave swept over this part of the country with as much fierceness as elsewhere: - But there is corn here nearly an average crop and but little or none elsewhere. A little east of Fremont the trees begin and the corn has ears on it The country from there on is rough and hilly, but there is corn. Every little' draw is full of trees. In some places there is a sec ond growth of the original trees. The farmers have planted out groves and there is corn. Up on the. Logan valley there is more corn and a big crop of wheat and hay and there are trees al most everywhere. All the conditions seem similar except the trees. Where the trees are few or none, there is lit tle or no corn. Where they are plenty there is corn. If some of these republican editors 'could see themselves as others . see them," or realize how ridiculous and silly they appear when they write about fusion, it is probable that they would drop" the subject. One of them discourses in this fashion: "It was not the object of inaugurating reform, but with the one end in view of acquir ing 'the spoils of office. If that were not the real object of fusion, . how could apparently intelligent men stand on three platforms, representing three different and often diametrical sets of principles?" There is omni science for j-ou. This chap knows what are the motives and objects of every fusionist. He has the power to look into men's hearts and minds. Along with that he lies as calmly as a thirsty man would take a drink of water. The only difference between populist and democratic platforms has been that the populists have demanded some things that the democrats have not. Neither party has ever had a plank in its platform that the jother opposed -since fusion began,., and when republican editors assert-the contrary they only make themselves ridiculous. If you desire to know something of the discovery, history, people, climate, productions, resources and possibilities of the vast island possessions that have come under the protection of the Amer ican flag since the Spanish-American war, you should read "Our Islands and Their People." Ihe Independent de sires a reliable agent in every county in Nebraska. Write us for full particulars. Virginia Democrats After a Comparison of the lies sent out by the Associated press concerning the democratic state convention in Virginia, it seems that the row was over nominations and not over tne platform. The platform on national issues is as sound as a platform could be. Among other resolutions were the following: "The democrats of the state of Vir ginia in convention assembled reaffirm their allegiance and unfaltering devo tion to the national democratic party and declare their admiration for its leaders from Jefferson to Bryan, who have borne the party standards In vic tory and defeat. "We are in favor of the enactment by the general assembly of a bill mod ifying the fellow servant doctrine so as to impose a just and reasonable lia bility upon hazardoustransportation companies in respect to their em ployes. "We declare unalterable opposition to the criminal trusts and to every il legal combination of capital. We de nounce such trusts as a serious men ace to public welfare, restricting the opportunities and absorbing the sub stance of the people. We arraign the republican party for both its failure to enforce existing laws and to enact oth ers against the trusts.' "So they've arristed Schley. As soon as th' book come out th Sicrety iv th Navy issued a warrant again' him, chargin' him with victhry an' he's goin' to have to stand thrlle f'r it. I don't know what th' punishment is, but 'tis somethin' hard, f'r th' ohince is onusu'l. They'se sure to bounce him, an' maybe they'll give his job to Cerveera. As far as I can see, Hln nissy, an' I cud see as far as me fel-low-vithran Maclay, an' some nine hundherd miles farther, Emanuel is th' on'y wan that come out Iv iat battle with honor. Whin Schley was thryin' to give up th' ship, he was alongside it on a stagin makin' dents in th' armor-plate , with a pickaxe, Sampson was off writin' letters to him silf, an' Bob Ivans was locked .n a connin'-tower, with a life prisoner buckled around his waist. Noble ol' Cerveera done nawthin' to disgrace his flag. He los' his ships an' his men an' his biler, an' lvrything except his ripytation. He saved that be bein' a good swimmer an' not bein' an offi cer iv th' United States navy." "I shud think Schley'd thry an' prove an allybi," M'r. Hennessy suggesteu pleasantly. "He can't," said Mr. Dooley. "His frind Sampson's got that." "Mr. Doo ley" in Harper's Weekly. WHEN OTHERS FAIL CONSULT Eol bt ,w" r 9 J9mf' I HUSTUJBS C SEARLES & SEARLES Main Office Lincoln, Neb. SPECIALISTS IN ' Nervous, Chronlo and Private Dlsaaaas. VEAKMEN a"; 1 All private diaeaics anddls- rA a wm st man Tpastmaar by mail ; consultation free. Hrphilis cared for life. 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He growls at his wife because she spends so much money and defends the trusts that rob him every day. He is kept going by money sent him by relatives back east and writes a check with as much swagger as if he were a millionaire. He is always bragging about prosperity, but never pays for his county paper. He wears a white shirt to the county convention, gets shaved at the barber shop, reads the New York Tribune because his father took it when Horace Greeley was edi tor, believes this, country would go to the devil if it wasn't for the tariff on corn, lives on a farm and buys eggs and vegetables at the grocery, thinks there has been a glorious rain when it sprinkles, brags about his fast driving horse that was spavined before he bought it, believes bis land will be worth $100 an acre sometime and never gets alarmed about the mort gage, is cheerful as an idiot on the street and cross as a bear at home you know him, the fellow who is the bulwark of republicanism, the main stay of M'ark Hanna. Jefferson Coun ty Journal. Negro Majorities Vanish The New Orleans newspapers are rejoicing over the fact that the reports of the new census show Louisiana to be a "white state" having, for the first time, a clear preponderance of white popualtlon. In 1880 the state had a negro majority of 27,374; in 1900 the white majority was 78,808. The Picayune finds in the returns of that and other southern states sup port for its theory that the diffusion of the negro population throughout the territory of the union Is the only hope of relief for the congestion of that element In the southern states. The returns of race population, ac cording to the last census, are given for five southern states besides Louis iana. In Alabama the white majority has increased, in round numbers, from 43,000 in 1870 to 173,000 in 1900; in Arkansas, in these three decades, from 239,000 to 577,000; in Kentucky, from 876,000 to 1,579,000; In Maryland, from 430,000 to 717,000. The excessive death-rate among the blacks and a white immigration to some of these states will account for part of the changes, but the Picayune thinks when all the returns shall be In it will be found that "there is a very decided increase in the negro popula tion of most of the northern states, caused by the movement of southern negroes into them." The better wages and wider field of employment at the north have attracted many, but the diffusion has been so general as to attract no attention in any particular state. Economy. Uncle Hiram (just back from the big city "I don't think that nephew of our'n is got as much money as he makes out he has." Aunt Emuy "Why, I thought you said he had such a nice home in the city." Uncle Hiram "But I didn't tell ye nothln' about him havln' both them little girls o' his'n playin on the same planner at once. I tell ye he's a-glt-tin' hard up. San Francisco Chronicle. Microscopic Metaphysics Mrs. Hoyle "I can read my hus band like a book." Mrs. Doyle "You must have good eyes to read such a small type." Sep tember Smart Set. CANDY CATHARTIC 3 ife . VI Genuine stamped C C C Never told In bulk. Beware of the dealer who tries to sett "something just as good." A nrn cro iriti uvC all the corn through our 1 SHRED TOUR FODDER, lJ, SELL YOUR HAY. be twice nrefltsbla crop. The new way is to rua There can be no dreaded "corn stalk disease" where fodder Is pre pared with our ma chine. You can make a ereat deal of money husking for neighbors. Costa less than a third as much as a thresher, but makes more money. Write for Free Catalocue. T m?r be Pntable without saving the fodder, but It will 1 d. The new wetuod of handling corn uvm th .ntir. i aa am m m vawu. x iivw id JAE3Ilg.Y COtVaiVIOil SENSE Corn Husker and Fodder Shredder It hunks out all of tha Corn clean, and hrl all the fodier h name time. 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