e THE NEBRASKA INDEPENDENT August 8, 190:i ... t hzlp tut ihlz.lt tist ralnl does have c:ne Ittl lauzt ca matter even at rotLi4?rUe ditanc. kcov that rclci ras & lutl Sl?t. True, there t , nit-crap a connection, but they tlrls tow without a" wire -4 why e&c't the mind t I-graph with tit the nerves? It is cot unrea onaLU to roc r lade that when a mil lion of jsii-i all concentrate upon one thing they woald Late more or lest ef fect. Tor one we teller fa a special power iff xnlad upoa matter. The readers of this paper . will be pSead to learn thai there Is at least a 4r44 disrate tLat science has Wa i' to cur la all It stag? and thst U Cu rr it. Hall's Catarrh Cam la th only positive rare bow known to the rs.21rJ frt-raity. Catarrh be l&g a constitutional diea. requires a constitutional treatment- Hall's Catarrh C-r U taken internally, act leg d:wtly upoa the t!oo4 and mucoua arfarra cf the sytn. thereby de stroying the f oundatioa of the dis a ed giving the patient atrength my building sp the constitution and atV.st'.n- cat ere la doing it work. The proprietors hve so much filth la Us curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any caae that It fsf.s to car. Send for list of teatlrnoniala. Addrea. -F. J. CHCNCV it Co Toledo. O. KoM by druggists. ISc Hall a Family li!s are the test. Outing for the Poor. It la cot eicre the rich and the well-to-do who are planning to go Into the country tils lasnfr. The poor are going, too bend re-ds of them, More over, they are not to be taken la char ity. t-t la &ifbborI!.ess. la other words, tte aettlementa are to take theta. . Time was. net so very many years ago, w tea the poor of this city had no tho art t cf a ac tamer outing. If, by any r nance, such a favor was extend ed to th-m through the kindness of crse benevolent person, It bore thee obvlocs arpect cf charity. With the InsUVstHsn f the settlements, how ever, there has come about a new con dition. It la not a change which the c-htase can easily understand, for It Is a spiritual rather than a material dif ference. It Iks h-re: The rummer outings glTn to tLe poor of Chicago this sassier will he extended as hos pitality from fiinds to friends, and those who receive this hospitality are placed upon the same footing as ai! other r jis and eipted to gire cf their loyalty and rf-xl will, their tal ents and sen ices, just as the members of a horns party would do. For example, the Chicago commons will establish Camp Good Kill at Irv ing, 111-, as la former years. As soon as the heat of the tantsr has made Itself fjtmtur thirty hoys will be taken to tie camp for a fortnight. At the eoscltMloa cf -that period another decachraent of thirty hoys will be in vited, and, after three detachments of boys hate each enjoyed their two wks viit thirty girls will be taken. The camp will he kept open for twelve weeks, and the boys and girls who rlsit there will each pay fifty cents for their vacation. They will also, help with the housework and will . be ex pected to assist la amusing each other and to look after any who are not strong or who are shy or unused to the Earliih tongue. By such reciproc ity ! this bcpitality placed on a high er and more neighborly plane than the old way of extending perfunctory char ity. The givers are now expected to giTe of themselves aa well as of their taoscy, and the beneficiaries are ex pected to giTe of themselves also. About seventy-fire older fizl of the commons have rented a cottage at Glenco. I1L, where they will spend their vacation. The expenses of the cottage will be partly defrayed bysthe romcoci. hat the girls hope to re Quira bet little of this assistance, and they will decorate the cottage la as -Jolly" a fiihloa as they can, and, of eocrse, do co-operative housekeeping. Miss McDowell of the University of Chicago settlement has gone abroad, 'and will visit - England and Scotland. France and Switzerland. In her ab sence Miss Bass. Jones. Ilohlitt and Blumra will read act the work. The playground will t one of the factors 111., that 'Idyllic Tillage made famous by the colony of artiits which has gathered there. A Jarge eld. stone house oa the river bank has ben contributed for this use by a gentleman Interested not only la Hull House, but also In making Oregon a place of many fine and humane interests, The children of Hull' House will hare many excur sions and short vacations, the settle ment co-operating with 'other, organi zations for this purpose. June 20 is to be a great day for the poor children, by the way. Hundreds of them are to be treated to a feast at Washington Park, This is to be given under the auspices of the Volunteers of America, with Brigadier General Fielding In charge. Colonel Moriarlty has placed 'the Seventh regiment ar mory at the disposal of the Volunteers as a place of meeting. The hour of meeting will be 8 o'clock, and by procr lamatlon of the mayor Brigadier Gen eral Fielding will bo director general of the day. Think of going to a picnic that has been distinguished by a proclamation! Ella W. PeatUe, la Chicago Ameri can.' " CAPTAIN COOK SPEAKS - V at this settlement. It will be ocea continually to the children, and one J important testimony. Tfc Crama4r Brooklr H Few WrU to Say Tht CUir up Matter Immensely Now that a naval beard Investiga tion is to be had new points In the Schley affair are coming to light through a relaxation of the reticence some of the navy officers had pre served." -.."'' Captain Cook of the Brooklyn kept silence during the storm of detraction that beat about his chief, but The abuslveness of Maclay's book and the tacit. If not open, indorsements of its statements by Admiral Sampson, has impelled him to speak. In reference to the much discussed "loop" made by the Brooklyn during the engagement off Santiago, Captain Cook gave an ex planation not hitherto offered, and no one Is more competent to speak by au thority. He said: The Spanish fleet stood out of the harbor about southwest, and it did not turn at once. We feared very much that it was heading in between the Brooklyn and the Texa3. -I said to the commodore, 'We may get a crossfire here.. It looked very much to us as if we would. The situa tion was delicate in the extreme. "But then the Brooklyn made a beautiful turn, and we were able to fire directly into the bows of the leading ship of the enemy. . Our helm was put aport to head off the Spanish fleet and the Brooklyn turned rapidly and beautifully, "I remember distinctly giving the order to the quartermaster, "You see clearly the head of the leading ship,' I said to him. "The idea is to get di rectly ahead of her. I I thought we might sacrifice our ship, but I believed we -would hold the flet for our battleships. "The Spanish fleet turned to the westward; the Brooklyn's helm was put hard aport. She was swinging beautifully and she turned until she straightened upon her course exactly parallel to the Spanish, ships, keeping up all the time a continuous fire from her port battery till the starboard battery could be brought into use. "The statement has been made that the Brooklyn In turning ran two miles south. This Is outrageously Incorrect. The Brooklyn turned as rapidly as possible, and was after the enemy as fast as any ship could have been. The Oregon, when she joined the Brook lyn, steamed between the ' Iowa and the Texas, and must have gained dis tance to the north that Is in the direc tion of the enemy and still was not more tnan ww yaras rrom me west ward course of the Brooklyn, showing conclusively that the Brooklyn could not have gpne to the southward. .This is the first time that Captain Cook has said anything in public con cerning the much discussed "loop" for which Schley has been so fiercely berated. It is noteworthy that coin cident with the appearance of this statement the commander of the Span ish warship Viscaya, In reply to ques tions put to him. expressed his ap eroval of the loop" movement as good tactics on the part of the Brooklyn. On another point Captain Cook gave Mention nav evening each week It is expected ramie will be furnUied by the Univer sity cf Chicago hand sad members cf the Stock Yards land. The summer hot: at Lake Genera is already open and four cf the neighbors all women -ave toJay for the freedom' and frolic cf ttii t-eautiful place. There will alto be a series of picnics to cear-ty points from the University cf Cfclcao settlement. The North w:ern University Set-t!e-cett will save mere outings this summer thaa ever before la its his tory. TLre ara to be separate vaca tions for ctiliren. for women and for men. Th young; womea have been planning far a cottage at Si. Joseph. 34kh where they will go la relays. Th arrangements for the mea have nut been eotr;.iti, but Mrs. Henry Ward Rogers, the president of the ecmacil of administration of the Settle ment association. Is most anxious that this feature shall not b neglected. Th ettlesfst Is to give weekly out ings to the kindergarten classes, and the plsce cf outing is to change every was feared when Mrs. Henry Ward Roger, the aort ardent friend of the Northwestern University settlement, went e-surt that the settlement would s-ifTr in ccruMuencebut in spite of the great dUtaace between New Haven and Chicago. Mrs. Rogers is frequently here, and the subscriptions she has ob tained for the building fund have been very gratifying Indeed. The tenth year of the summer school seperf steaded by Hull House will he held as xjual at Rockford college, IIl this summer. The residents of Hull Hocmi will continue their Instruction there along the same linea oa which they are conducted at Hall House dur ing the winter. Rockford college-gives t es cf its bail dings, dormitories, refectory and scientific equipment in- clcded; but otherwise the. school is entirely if-cpporting. 13 per week being charged each student,. There ar -osaally a hundred, in attendance. Tr girl of the tetlleraent are to ha a deliglsTful ouurg at Oregon, lng been made c! the surprise of Cap tain Kvtns and CaDtaln Jicuaiia at finding Admiral Sampson had not giv en Schley or Cook Information regard ing the signal arrangements with the Insurgents near Cienfuegos, wnicn naa been given to all the other captains In the fleet. Captain Cook said: -The Brooklyn was not put In pos session of the code of signals that had been arranged for use by the. Insur gents and the ships of our navy, and on account of our lack of knowledge of them we were very much mystified by -certain signs that we observed on the beach at Cienfttegos. "We saw one night, the date of which I cannot give without my notes. three horizontal lanterns on the beach at Cienfuegos. As we afterwards learned, they were a sign from the Insurgents that they wished to com municate with us. but we, having no knowledge whatever of their import, thought the lanterns a trap of some sort, and we acted accordingly. "At that time we had no knowledge whatever of the whereabouts of Cer- vera, and the commander-in-chief be lieved the lights indicated the pres ence of the Spanish shtps there. The second night we again observed three horizontal lights on the shore. It was not till the second day, when Captain McCalla came up, that we learned that any sisnals had been prearranged." In view of these positive statements by Captain Evans and Captain Cook concerning the Cienfuegos affair, which has been made so much of in condemning Schley. It would seem that some one will have serious explain lng to do before the board of Inquiry next September. Cleveland Plain Dealer. -'; , fpj) CAHOV CATHARTIC Genuine stamped CCC Never sold In bulk. Beware of the dealer who tries to sc3 , "Hofnethine; Jtut is .good. WESTERN ARID LANDS. Progress of Irrigation In Re- claiming Arizona Deserts. DI2E0TED BY THE GOVEEEMEHT. JUST A LITTLE OF YOUR TIME TO CONSIDER SQflE FVID) - . -v . . . - , . . . , THEY flAY HURT, BUT NEVER YET DID AN INJUSTICE. lBred Vain of Lanai la Far In Cxoeii ot the ' Coat , of D lag; tuff. Diteltee ana Supplrlusr Water Ex periment "With Artesian WUa. Coet of Dailalntr Dltchea. Irrigation in Arizona has been the subject of an Investigation conducted by the government, the results of which are now available, says a special dis patch from Washington to the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The work was done under the direction of the census bureau and was largely directed by Mr. B. F. Newell, chief hydrographer of the United States geological survey, And Mr. Clarence J. Blanchard. Although the reports are thus far confined to the territory of Arizona, it Is expected they will attract general attention Jn view of the drought in the southwest and the movement for a general Irrigation sys- temtinder the patronage of the govern ment. The report says In part: ! , "The importance of Irrigation Is dem onstrated by the fact that Irrigated land outside of the Indian reservations has an acreage of 183,806, or 81.4 per cent of the corresponding Improved land. The progress of agriculture durr lng the decade ending with 1900 Is at tributable to the successful application of irrigation to the growing of hay and forage, cereals, vegetables, fruits and other crops. ' . - ' . . - "Within the ten years from 1890 to 1900 545 miles of canals and ditches were constructed at a cost of $1,508,- 400. Out of this total $512,000 was ex pended In ditches into which no water had been turned before June 1, 1900. Aside from this amount $250,000 It rep resented In canals which were complet ed within the last few years and would utilize only a small quantity of the wa- ,ter appropriated for them. The acre ages under these ditches which In the near future will be brought under cul tivation will undoubtedly be much lar ger than the area now Irrigated by all the ditches constructed since 1889. In 1890 the acres irrigated outside of the reservations numbered 65,821; In 1900 they numbered 185,390. By the opening of new ditches and-canals be tween 1890 and 1900 20.29T acres were Added to the irrigated area. By the en largement of the canals previously con- Otructed and as the result of more In telligent methods of water distribution 93,278 acres were added to the produc tive area of the territory. The total In crease In Irrigated land in ten years was 119,575 acres. Most of this land was public domain In 1890. f At a low estimate Its present average value Is $30 per acre, or $3,587,250. Irrigation has added this large amount to the farm wealth of the territory. "The total number of acres of Irrigat ed crops, as given above, is 137,233, while the total number of acres of land irrigated 13,185,390. The difference of 48,163 acres represents approximately the area of pasture land irrigated. It is probable that a portion of the area up-, on which crops were reported as grown without irrigation was really irrigated at some time during the year. - r ,' . 'In addition to surface water obtain ed from rivers Arizona possesses con siderable quantities of ground water, or so called underflow, with depths va rying from 40 to 1,500 feet Seventy- seven farms were wholly or in part supplied with this ground water by pumping from wells. In this way 974 acres were Irrigated. The use of wells to augment the supply of water in the ditches or by pumping the water di rectly upon the land Is becoming more general each year, and in sections where an artesian supply is abundant a considerable area of land above the line of the ditch ultimately will be re claimed and rendered productive and valuable. ' - "The ditches furnished with suffl cient water supply properly adminis tered are able to increase the cultivable area in nearly that proportion. The av erage cost of constructing the ditches was about $2,954 per mile, $5 per acre of land under ditch and $24 per acre for the land actually irrigated In the rear 1895. "Not all the investments In Irrigation ditches have been profitable,-and not all have been wisely made. The disap pointments which have followed many notable attemptsfto reclaim large areas of arid land have nearly always been due to the failure on the part of those concerned to give proper consideration to the subject of water supply. Such fatlures are reflected in the high aver age cost of Irrigation canals per acre of Irrigated land, and the average is made to aoDear much ereater than it actually is. For ditches wisely planned and eco nomically constructed the average cost per irrigated acre does not vary much from the average cost of water rights. $9.50. r- "The average value of arable land under ditch, but not yet prepared for irrigation. Is $7.73 per acre, while that of good irrigated land is $43.50. The difference, $35.77, is the. average value per acre added by irrigation. There has been a large profit over the cost of ditch construction. $24 per Irrigated acre. This profit would have been much larger and the cost per irrigated ; acre materially less If the ditches had been instructed only after due considera tion, of the factors Involved." Fotmi by Jamea I. Several- hitherto unknown poems by King James I have been discovered in the Bodleian library at Oxford. Tbey will be edited for the Clarendon Press by Mr. Rait, a Scotchman. It Is not our purpose herein to reit erate the claim of "BEST" made by our hundred comnetitors without proof of the claim, or to claim super- oritv by reason of a half centurv of existence without explaining why, we have not made money enough to re- FACTS ABOU tire on, but wish to convey to the mind of the reader some idea of the facts now existing in relation td Grain Drills now made and for sale. The "EMPIRE", was the first drill made with runners. An established fact. , Its popularity forced others to makje drills like it. An apparent fact. There are more of them Bold now an nually than drills of any other make. An unquestionable fact. ' There are more of them now used than all other makes combined, isfactory fact to us. ' , t A sat- It is the greatest success In the his tory of grain seeding machinery. A fact-acknowledged by all save com petitors. , THE DEVICE WHICH IS CREATING A REVOLUTION IN C1RAIN SOWING SECURES FOR THE SEED AtR AND MOISTURE, AND FOR THE FARM- ERS AN INCREASED YIELDS t ' - -. - . . . . , ' Our 20-Shoe Grain Drill: ,-'-'":-- 'li: aT ww ' W -assssssssr- asasa sssajBaaa - O O G COCo QQQOQQQQQ n o o "8 o Q o o ooaoeeoo (l fi J? 0 D Q n n h a n a A1 uA SD9R " I ThV lightest in draft. of. all seeding machinery. ' . , Presses the Jbottom of - th furrow, causing the taoistur? to rise and germ inate the seed., v ;;'. Does n6t clog with: stubble, weeds or trash, but presses them into the ground and passes over; Draws stead lly through the ; soil and deposits the seed at a uniform depth. ' The EMPIRE Shoe Is the' result of many, years experience and careful stud to obtain the most perfect' de vise for forming drill furrows. It is a The above cut shows the 20-shoe drill with chain. This Is the staple size for three-horse drill With chain coverers it is of the same draft as a fifteen-hoe : drill in sowing grain at the same depth. Made with two poles, four-inch tire,, double neck-yoke, two truss-rods and well braced frame. Shipped with four horse evener and neck-yoke which can readily he changed for three-horses. Below we give you a few reasons why the EMPIRE drill is the best Come in and see this drill and we will show you superior points the EMPIRE DRILL has over all others. Can show you much more than we can say. V It has tapered axles and the ame gathering of the wheels at the bot tom and front as a wagon, making it the lljOjtest draft drill made and re ducing the draft fully twenty-five per cent oyer drills that have straight axles. The axles never bend nor twist are held solid and firm the game as axies on wagons.-, its wneeis wm never wear in and rub, the box with our taper a.xle.1 like drills will when their wheels are on straight axles. We furnish : either galvanized or rubber tubing and It Is the only drill in the world that will sow the same amount of wheat oats, barley or rye per acre with the same gear in equally the same time without making any change. It does not discriminate between differ ent grains,, but, only requires a change for different quantities. Its motion is continuous and positive, Its feeding channel unalterable, its capacity cov ering the range of- all requirements on the farm, its construction simple, its accuracy of distribution unerring, and its reliability lasting and permanent. This idea . has been the hobby for over fifty years and the work of the EMPIRE drill proves that : it ap proaches closely if it Is not a realiza tion of the thought It must be un-, derstood and comprehended that it does hot sow by weight, a bushel of wheat and a bushel of oats, rye or barley, vary in this respect, but they occupy the same space and so far as measurement goes are alike, and the peculiar feature of the EMPIRE is that it does not discriminate between those four grains, which vary so great ly in constitution and weight, but measures them out of the drill box as accurately i as if done with a sealed half bushel - measure by a skilled farmer. V)It is this peculiarity which distin guishes It from all other drills and makes it a FORCED FEED. The vital principle of a grain d.rill is its feeding device. This element In the EMPIRE is strictly scientific and the more it is studied and understood, the more its advantages are apgreciated. It is the full realization of the force feed idea and needs no argument to sustain the claim.. - - ';.;..-; '. It is reliable because there is no guess work about it. Of all work on the farm the planting of seed should, be the most carefully watched and ac curately done. ; . . . IT IS AS POSITIVE and as accur ate as the sealed half bushel as it con trols and measures the grain. POSITION DOES NOT EFFECT IT. It sows the same quantity going up hill, on the level or down hill. ITS MOTION IS SLOW, wear slight repair costs small, and will do as good work after long service aa when new. , ,. , . ' IT SOWS wheat, rye, barley, oats, flax, peas, beans, corn, clover, timothy, millet, pumpkin and beet seedfor any other seed ever sown., IS : IT WISE to buy a complicated drlh when one that is simpld can be had and do the work better ? ' HOPPER BOTTOM. The bottom of the grain box is made of triangular Tilocks placed between each of the feed runs. This helps in sowing and is a benefit when seeding Is finished and the drill has to be cleaned out. CUT-OFF -VALVES for each run are placed inside of the box ready for use when wanted and out of the way when not needed. THE ZIG-ZAG is operated by a lever easily reached from; either end and the shoes can be set even or zig-zagged from three to six inches, which Is a big advantage - in trashy ground, as should the shoes occasionally gather trash under them,, instead of raising up the shoes, take hold of your zig zag lever throwing the shoes either forward or back, causing them to pass over the obstruction When the drill is in motion. , THEKfi IS NO WEIGHT ON THE HORSES' NECKS. " perfect trash, rider lighter in draft than a 'hoe drill or broadcast seeder, something : which works perfectly In wet as well as dry ground; cuts intq the sod. and deposits the seed where nothing ' else will work at all. In dry ground it secures a better . yield ; by pressing the bottoms of the furrows which j forms a perfect, seed bed. Pressure of the ground below the seed RMuirAa for the erraln all of the three 7 . wen a a tr -1 Important iactors ttwAi, ah v. uu MOISTURE; And with even distribu tion and not too great depth, the best possible Tesults Will be obtained'from the soli according to its State, of fertility.- NO DEVICE EQUALS THE EMPIRE "V" SHAPED SHOE FOR THIS PURPOSE. ... ' " The EMTflRE SHOES . ARE DUR ABLE, being formed by two plates of steel welded at the lower edge with a third" plated of steel between, wh'ch makes a solid shoe 1-inch up from A single Empire 5hoe with Spring Attachment for lifting and Forc- lng It into the Ground. . the lower edge, giving it ' sufficient width to allow seed to fall to the, bot tom ot the furrow and supplying re serve material to draw out when the shoe requires ' sharpening. These shOes are tempered plow-share steel, will wear longer and scour better thafi the soft shoes In Use on most other drills. .. ' :;-;., .- The EMPIRE has either chain or pressure wheels for coverers. Empire Pressure Wheels always fol low the shoes In a .vertical position. They have no side play and never wear In the. hub. The , wheel is Indepen dent of the shoe; raising and falling of the wheel does not effect the pres sure" on the shoe. Forty, pounds pres sure can be thrown on each wheel. The Spring Pressure Device The pressure spring is one of the most important features in a shoe drill. Upon it depends to ai great ex tent the, depth at which the grain is planted, the surmounting of obstruc tions by the shoes and the alllgnment of the rows. . A purchaser cannot be too particular In examining the spring pressure de vice in purchasing a drill. Should the spring' be too weak or too strong, lia ble to break, difficult to repair or in capable of adjustment, the drill Is apt to cause worry and trouble to the dealer and farmer. REGULAR SIZES. Shoe Drills i i to 20 5hoe, 5, 6 and y Inches apart. Prices . 12-shoe ....$ 65.00 ' 14-shoe ......................75.00 ' , 16-shOe 85.00 ' v r l8-shoe .100.00 20-shoe 1 110.00 C Formerly Farmers Supply Assn. 128130132 North 13th St.. Lincoln We sell everything. Send 10 cents to pay part postage on OUR LARGE, NEW CATALOGUE, which will beready to mail about September 1st. ' Platform of Progressive Democracy. Oil the Slst of July, a number of Ohio democrats who resented the fail ure of the regular convention to- reaf firm the Kansas City platform met at Columbus, Hon. George A. Groot pre siding, adopted a platform' and placed a state ticket In the field, ; : ; Besides reaffirming the Kansas City platform and making complimentary reference to Mr. Bryan, the' platform contained the following planks: :V'We demand that all public utilities be owned and operated by the public. "We demand that all money that is manufactured to be used in this coun try as a medium of exchange, whether it be gold, silver or paper, shall be coined by the government and distrib uted 1 among the people without the intervention of banks, and that every dollar of it shall be a legal tender for all debts, public and private. 'As long as the money volume Is controlled by the money trust which Is the parent of all trusts, just so long will other trusts flourish, and,, there fore, we are in favor of the destruction of the money trust which can only be done by the proper Increase of;the vol ume of money. We do not lose sight of , the Importance of the question of Imperialism, as we regard that as be ing involved In the money question, for without a money aristocracy . to sup port it there can be no imperialism. "We demand that laws be passed by the state and nation for the purpose of destroying commercial trusts and com binations Of capital organized for the purpose of controlling prices, and, if necessary to accomplish this end, that the government take charge of their franchises for the benefit of the people. "We recognize that there is a move ment on foot in this country among men who claim to be democrats, but who supported McKinley for president and approve of the policy of the re publican party upon the money ques tion, to get control of the democratic party. In order that they may control the organization and secure at the next democratic national convention the adoption of a platform which shall be in favOr of the gold standard, and thereby attempt to eliminate the dis cussion of the money question as a political issue; and we denounce all such persons as traitors to the best in terests of the people, and declare them to be republicans, and advise that they stay with the republican party, with which they have affiliated during the past five years." Threatened Curate Famine. , The future of the Church of Eng land does not look very rosy, threat ened as it is with something like a curate famine. According to what the Reverend Paul Petit, secretary of the ordination and candidates fund, says, there has been a very serious diminu tion in the number admitted to holy orders, this In face of the rapid growth of population This condition of affairs is largely owing to the decrease In values of benefices, which has resulted from the fall in the price of corn, and conse quently in the rent of land. Thus, parents hesitate In recommending their sons to Study for the Church. Young men may readily obtain cur acies, but they may grow ; old with out Obtaining preferment, and the old er they get the less their value as cur ates. Thus men who begin Ufa full of hope may find themselves in pain fully precarious positions In their de clining days. v t . : ; :. . v Furthermore, many clergymen who would gladly- send their sons to the universities to be trained for the church are unable to do so owing to the reduction of therr Incomes. Those who are well acquainted with the subject say the only way to check the threatened dearth of curates is by the legalization of old age pensions. An instance of this state of affairs was noted at the Trinity ordination the other day, when the number of candidates was the smallest ' known, only one deacon and three prfests be ing admitted to holy orders. Truly the whole matter is very serious. St. Louis Republic. Alphabetical Abuse. The prosecuting attorney in a law suit had waxed especially Indignant at the defendant whom he character ized as an "abandoned, baneful, cyni cal, diabolic, execrable, felonious, greedy, hateful, Irresponsible, jaun diced, knavish, lazy, meddlesome, nox ious, outrageous and profligate Towdy." The learned counsel on the other side," said the attorney for the defen dantwhen he rose to reply, "should have put his adjectives in a hat and shaken them up a little before using. You must have noticed, gentlemen of the Jury, that they were In regular alphabetical order. This shows that he selected them from a dictionary, beginning with 'a. He stopped at p. but In his manner of reproducing them he has given us the 'cue' as to how he, got them." Thla turned the laugh against the other lawyer and he lost the case.- London Tld Bits. ' Density of Population MY. Schooling gives the following ta ble comparing the density o! popula tion of ten nations and showing that only the three great countries at the head of the list have plenty of room left for the future expansion of their respective populations: No. Persons to 1 Sq. Mile Land. Russia ....................... 15 United States 21 China 95 Spain ' &6 France ......186 Germany ..... .............. T.263 Italy ....................239 United Kingdom .339 Holland ...411 Belgium. ....;............. .572 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. How Ara Yr XUnr ' Dr. Hobbs Sparajrni Pills our all kidney (Us. Pfim la t raa. Add. 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