THE NEBRASKA INDEPENDENT. April 26, 1900. 2! 5 Zht Jlebraska Independent ' Umce!a, tltbrsska EOS. CGiNE DTf! AND N STS Every Tfcsces iat X,X? PJC? Y? ADVANCE r irt 4L2re umu! tlote left itjfe llj, a li w-bmcr.lmrr fails lu gtt propmr &rafls iimi r4rr. e. p t Cfc Etbrjsij Inisprr.dtnt, A utn mourn ew iecta -wZl tnut t to- Robert G-jod, formerly with the Valen tine News Democrat, hi turchaed an it.teret is Hozjb Jls and will become It editor. ' Th patting c-f any man cm the ticket with Bryan who is not as pronounced in hi views as Bryan Limaelf i only an La viiAtkc to cciccit murder. McKirJey after lory? og-itatioa ccn rjuded that a England had an Ireland, this cosntry mut hare oaf too. So lie went to w5rk to make aa American Ire lard at of Porto Rico. Rhode dcribes the British flag as a eozimercial asset. The banker of this cocntry hare found out that the con trol of fegialatio is also a very profit able cuss&ercial asset. If the pepulista can just fool enough des-orratj and republican into voting for W. J. Bryan to elect Mai president d the United State, they will hare car ried o-Jt their scheme to perfection. The portal savings bank of Hawsii hare been abolihd- They were a great eonvessenre and birg to the masses of the per -pie, but a they paid do tribute to the national barkers they had to go. The new doctrine of the republican party is that the constitution can be ex tended, restricted or suspended at the wi3 of oorgreas. If that doctrine is en dorsed by the voters it means an end to - free government. .. The republican Lave advanced the rat. At ocm time Secretary Gage de scribed it as -philanthropy and fire per cent," By the passage cf the Porte " Iliean btil it aaesna cow to be: thropy and fifteen per cent." "Piilao-1 The trurt magnates each and all say that the only way to destroy the trusts" is to rote the republican ticket, and they want to be destroyed wo bad that they pst op f00JOO on their first xaest the other day to help dc it. Here is a poxxSe for the boys and girls ho read the Independent. JL The United States. 2: Verio Rico. The foreigner pays the tax. Find the foreigner. Fir hundred and thirty -eren new national hanks hare already bsea or ganized ender the new law, and they will begin shoring out their chin plas ters by the r.asdfuL Walk up and pay yocr tribute la the shape of ten per cent Interest. Thcrrtoa says no that the Porto Rico bill ha passed, nothing more will be heard about it. But there are still kcc of the old aboiitionirts alive as well as a few who voted for Lincoln. Their Leads are gray taow but they will have ogaethirg to say about it. The sage eonduion to whi zii the re publican leaders eooe is that the found era of this government intended to e tablkh a governsjet of three branches, the executive, the judicial and the legis lative should be oe cf arbitrary power tJ govern men without their consent. We matt fodiow the example cf the moat enlightened nations of Europe. Of course we must. Those nations spent, last year, a wax, munitions, interest on ar debts, and other thing of similar character, the sum of f.WJOO.OO. ll r that makes theta the "mot en lightened" is another of those things that ec pop can fed out. - Tc Asmciatei Pre i always re- jtnarking that Lindsay f dem,i and Caf- jfexj , idem-l voted with the republicans. ; How doe it happen that It never reports ' Petfigrew, i rep. asd Teller. I rep. ) voted w;-- vsf cpsscct-ji; .w cere u as- r.s .v J .. , - w.Ht l"P o oui ; Fettrrw is a gvud deal more f a re- ...t : L A pssa u,o 1 a mocnq. Mark Hanna has things so arranged that there will be at kat four presides- traitors that the infamous banking and tial tickets is the fid in NVbrt-ka this I currency bill got through this congress, fail, namely, republican, f uzzie wuxries, Thee traitors are Wclcott of Colorado, Debs, and union reform, besides the f u-1 Warren of Wyoming,, Thurston of Ne arm ticket. If there is asy other that , bra'ka. Shoup of Idaho. Carter of Mon cocid by any possibility draw a few votes j tana, and Eaker of Kansas. "" v away froea Bryan, the money, mLl be j If these men had voted against the . fymisLed to pay the expenses. - - jgold standard - bp! as they promised THE HOPE OF 3II1XIOXS There nerer was a ticie since history began to be recorded thtt hopes of so maty millions wejcplaosd ppon one roan as are cow placed on W. J. Bryan, All men who lore liberty, in all lands, hope and work end prey for him. In his success they fct-e the only escape from a backward movement covering the whole world, and from which it will take gen erations to "recover. Such backward iaoTemeBts hare ix?ea recorded in all the cycles cf history. The world has not ad vanced by tlocrard .r?riu. develop ment. There h3e of liberty folk-wed by centuries of tyranny. Such was the case with Greeo - and Rome. From frt-edem they descended to empire and d?-rotiai. No only her$ ia: Ainri:ax jda the lov ers of liberty p!ace all their hcpeln the sttcce35 of Bryan, but in all far away countries whoe inhabitants have never ten his face, but who hepe and fight let liberty, do they anxiously watch and wait and pray that he may succeed. In far off South Africa, in sunny Porto Rico, in the islands of ths China seas, i mKrrr th hone cf libertv lives in the breast of men there do they pray for liberty. The Boer mother, who with her bible in her hand tries to comfort her fatherleas children, tells them of Bryan in far off America, who if he succeeds, -rill be a friend to that liberty for which their father died " and uiil bring the gTeat influence of America to bear in their behalf. " The fc tarring, patient Porto Ricans, as they viewed the royal pomp and splen dor of the inauiruration of their first American carpet bag governor, will say softly to one another: "Perhaps Bryan will be elected and if he is he will be stow upon us and our children all the price le38 blessings of liberty." The loyal citizens of the South Ameri can republics look wistfully toward the great cation in the north and say: "If Bryan is elected, wars " of conquest in which the great imperial nations seek to crush the weaker ones will stop. We will then have a strong friend to pro tect us from aggression instead of a pow erful foe to watch and fight." So if is everywhere the whole world over. Men with white skins, brown fckins, black skins, men who live under kings and emperors and men who live under republics all who love liberty work and watch and Fray that Bryan may succeed. PERFIDIOUS PEEsIDENTS When President Hayes issued orders violating the conditions of surrender to General Miles by Chief Joseph. General Miles declared that he would never give up the fight until that wrong was righted i ana ne was as gooa as ms wora. lear a -- wr . after rear he worked awav until the wrong done to the chief was righted. Miles has now another job of the same kind on hand. Another president has violated the promises that Miles as com mander in chief of the- army of the United States had authority to make. General Miles declared to the Porto Ricans that: We hare not come to make war upon the people of a country that centuries had been oppressed, but, on the contrary. to bring you protection, not only to your e'.t. but to your oroDartr. to r remote your prosperity and bestow upon you the immunities and blessings of the liberal institutions of our government." If General Miles lives to see this last wrong righted, he may well oongratu- late himself that although presidents may despise honor and violate promises, the people at last in some way set things right. We hepe that Miles will make as brave a fight for the rights of Porto Ricans as he did for those of Chief Joseph. ' Practical men who know the world and especially that portion who knew Webster Davis never put much faith in his philanthropy .when he announced that he would resign hie office so that he could work for the Boer cause. They all suFpickmed that there was something else behind that move. It now turns out Mr. Davis will run for congress in a Missouri district which he hopes to save for McKiniey. He will illustrate his love of liberty by talking against English im periali-m in South Africa and for Mc Kinleyism in Porto Rico and the Philip pines He fancies that he can carry that district becau there are a good many Germans living in it. He will find, how ever, that the Germans are against im perialism whether it is on the eastern or western hemisphere. TBAITORS OF 4. One-third of the United States senate was elected in . ..Thatwa the year pouxicai ireason ana pernay wasMtr me high water mark." ar'y every leader in the republican party was an advocate of free silver. In the - west and south all of them were. John M. Thurston was about the country icErkig he was 1 1, BItM- i " 3 1 1 Fl M i mmt m r .1 -1 I mm- 1111 I V I II. r s M t-v i t .1 were joaded to elect a lot of republi ca& traitors-men who intended to com mh wben they were asking for the suffrage of the people.. . It is prin J ci pally on account'of the work 'of these they would when they were running for office, it would have had only two ma jority in the senate. Two more traitors from the south was what enabled the plutocracy to win Lindsay and Caffery. Every one of them will be sent into oblivion to join the long list of other traitors, like Mills and Carlisle, with the curses of their constituents resting upon them, at the next election. The question is: Will other traitors be elected in their stead? Give us the referendum. A man who will declare that the pol icy of imperialism adopted and enforced by McKiniey means the destruction of free goverament and then will vote for McKiniey for president, is morally rot ten from the crown of his head to the soles of his feet, or else he is not of sound mind, and we don't care whether his name is George Frisbie Hoar or John Smith. By a vote of 210 to 15 the house of rep retentatives has passed a resolution'for as amendment to the constitution pro viding for election of United States sen ators by a vote of the people. Of course this is only a sop to catch votes . and it will end with that. It will be a stopper however to, the practice of calling a pop ulist a lunatic because he has advocated it since 1890. The difference between a "sound money' man and a populist lunatic is this: The "sound money" man believes in inflating the currency to the extent of S800.C 00,000 through the banks. The populist lunatic believes in inflating the money to $50 per capita without paying the banks interest on it, and therein ap pears the superiority of the wisdom of the sound money man. The copperhead who first stimulated the Filipinos to fight for independence was one William McKiniey. He said to them that "forcible annexation, accord ing to our American code of morals, would be criminal aggression." When Aggy heard that he just waded in and began to shoot American soldiers. When ever we begin to hang copperheads, Mc Kiniey will have to stretch hemp with the rest of them. A pop editor who will use his editorial columns to advertise such papers as the New York Tribune, State Journal, and other imperialist publications isn't fit to hold membership in the ranks of reform. All of these papers are sent out two or three times a week at about one-tenth their cost, and the printing of the soph istries in them is paid out of Mark Han- na s campaign fund.' It you are going to advocate the fusion cause, be manly enough not to stab it in the back. - There never was a fraud on earth that could equal the republican who can stand up in open daylight and denounce the Cleveland administration. That ad ministration was supported by the whole working force of the republican party, with John Sherman at its head. The Cleveland acts were republican acts, and when they denounce him they denounce their own doings. It takes cheek to do that sort of thing, but the republicans have it. There is no hero worship in the make up of the populist party. They do not put Bryan or any other man on a pinnacle and fall down and worship. They sup port Bryan, every man of them, because they believe in the principles which he advocates, and they have absolute confi dence in his honesty and courage. He is their candidate and they will fight for him until the last vote is counted. But he is not a hero to worship. They don't engage in that sort of thing. Senator Hoar made the same argu ment and quoted many 01 tne same au thorities that Gen. Weaver did in his speeches in the last campaign in regard to the transfer of the allegiance of people by purchase or otherwise. There is no doubt that all authorities on inter national law are agreed that the alleg iance of the inhabitants cannot be pur chased with money or transferred by treaty. Such a thing was never claimed until the doctrine was proclaimed by the emperor of the Philippines, William I. Many of the atrocities that are being committed under the sanction of the ad ministration at Washington since this republic became an empire, are too hor rible to be read by any except by those of the strongest nerves. Such are some of the butcheries reported from the Phil ippines and the garrotings in Porto Rico. When we rejoiced over the sign ing of the proclamation of emancipation and the adoption of the war amend merits to tne consutuuen, we never thought to live to see such times as these, and we sometimes almost wish that we had not. The republican convention of New York declared in the platform which they adopted last week that: "The in surrection in the Philippine islands has been overcome. Organized rebellion no longer exists, and the establishment ol American auxnorny in ail tne islands is proceeding to the contentment of their inhabitants." That is a fair sample o! republican platform making of late. When a thousand leading republicans of the great empire state will make statement like that, is it ,not time to ac knowledge that the party of great moral ideas has become wholly degenerate? AWORtDPOWER The United States of America grew, in a little over a hundred years, from 3, 000,000 people and' thirteen poverty stricken colonies, to a mighty nation of over 75,000,000 and wealth far exceeding that of Great Britain. There was not a spot on the earth where the influence of its institutions was not felt. Under its aegis republics sprung into existence all over the western hemisphere, and " the rule of kings and ' .emperors was driven from two continents. Its power per vaded the governments of the old world and ministries responsible to the people took the place of the divine right of kings to reign. Everywhere it brought the blessings of liberty to mankind. The eyes of all the world were fixed upon the great republic whose basic principles were that all mankind had inalienable rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It was - the greatest and the wealthiest power that the world had ever known. No one denied it. Every nation on earth honored, respected and eared this great government. What happened then? A few pinch beck statesmen began to cry that we must become a world power. We must put off the swadling bands of infancy and take a hand - in the affairs of the world. To do that, they declared that we. must abandon every principle upon which this temple of liberty had been built, we must repudiate the policies in augurated by Washington and Jefferson, the following of which had led to the building up of the mightiest free govern ment that had ever held sway on earth, we must declare that " we were not a world power, but only an insignificant republic that had just developed a desire to be one. Has the world gone mad? Is there an epidemic of brain softening pervad ing half the population of the United States? Is it true that tyranny must always follow liberty ; in a never ending cycle? The United States has held a position as a world power higher than that ever attained by any other nation and it held it because it advocated lib erty for all men. . Shall we now abandon that position and become the frazzled out follower of the empires of the old world? . There is not a parliamentary body in any civilized country on earth that is disgraced with such a brutal, rough, coarsegrained member of prominence as Grosvenor of Ohio. His language on all occasions is of the sort once common among a lot of toughs whose greatest ambition was to ride in from therange and "paint the C town red." Men with such manners were not formerly admit ted to the society of gentlemen, but as the days of imperialism lengthen out we shall have many, more" of them. In the days of slavery there were always a few of them to be found in congress and they swaggered about after the present Grosvenor style until one v Anson Bur lingame took them in charge. No more loyal, honest, hard-working, always-at-it, lot of reformers ever existed anywhere than the" Cuming county pop ulists. It has been their work that has redeemed that county from the republi cans and gold standard democrats who formerly held sway there. That they have never received the slightest recog nition for their work has not abated their ardor in the least. As one of them says in a letter, "they are for reform rather than for party." But the state of things that has existed there cannot go on forever, Those "who have ignored them may find out that conditions may arise when the necessities of reform will not compel them to vote a solid demo cratic ticket in county affairs. Tne independent teld its readers a long time ago that the talk about this congress passing a Nicaragua bill was all buncombe. Huntington will never con sent to it and a republican congress will never pass a bill to which he .seriously objects. There has been an excitement over the matter during the last few days at Washington and a petition was started in the house asking the rules committee to bring in a rule to fix a day to con sider such a bill, but it fell far short of receiving the requisite number of names. Not a single act has "been passed during this congress in the interest of the peo ple. They have been for the interests of the banks, the corporations and the trusts. Will it do any good to tell the stolid, prejudiced partisans who elected McKiniey of these facts? Governor Altgeld sums the whole thing up in the phrase, "the effacemeut of the people," The New York Journal says: "There is something haunting in that." The people have been effaced by the epidemic of partisan insanity. They cast tneir ballots (or a party, and no longer consider principle. If their lead ers make a campaign advocating one thing and after election do. the very op posite, the people are satisfied if I their representatives condescend to say: . "We have changed our minds." The republican majority in congress is an aggregation of jumping-jacks which bobs up and down when someone pulls the string. The ways and means com mittee brought in a bill giving free trade to Porto Rico. All of them were in favor of it. Someone gave the" string a jerk and all of them except nine were agaiust-it. Being frightened at the growing discontent in: the party ranks, a bill was introduced to build and forti fy the Nicaragua canal. All of them were in f aver of it. Someone" jerks the string again and they are all against it, and another act is brought in to take its place. Who is it that pulls the string? Not the dough gentleman in the white house. But who is it that these con gressmen so dreadfully fear that they dance every time the string is pulled? Mark Hanna has established., one branch of his literary bureau in the treasury department, which purposes to send out a lot of stuff twice a week tell ing of the grandeur, glory and profit of our trade with the orient. A mimeo graph copy was received by the Inde pendent last week. It will appear promptly the next day .after Gabriel blows his horn. All the world is called upon to ship goods to India to save the people from starvation. But India shipped out of the country last year nearly f200,000,0C0 worth cf goods and sold them to the various nations in excess of what she bought. Now they want us to contrib ute of our hard earned dollars to buy these goods, ship them back there and give them to the starving people. There is a mystery about this business that no pop can solve, unless he falls back on the well known principles of political econ omy that he has long advocated. The administration papers are contin ually harping on our excess of exports over imports, which they call a "favor able balance of trade." Last year India exported $150,250,000 more goods than she imported. - England imported 5525, 252,000 more than she exported. India had a "favorable balance of trade" and England had an unfavorable one. Today there are millions of people starving to death in India, while England carries on wars of conquest and still continues to grow rich. If "favorable balances of trade" produce such results, the Ameri can people can very easily see what is in store for them. Those who read an article in another column entitled "Who Murdered Them," must not conclude that the loss the peo ple of India have suffered is all included in the fall in the price of uncoined silver which they owned. The change in a financial system such as has occurred in India affects the people in a thousand different ways. The loss on their silver is but a small part of it. The price of all their property was halved and all their debts have been doubled. The men who change a 'financial system for the benefit of taxeaters, office holders and owners of debts, are the colossal land pirates of the age. Congress, after a full debate, gave an almost unanimous vote for one of the cardinal principles of the peoples party -the election of United States senators by the people- This editor has been called a lunatic, told that he had wheels in his head, and informed times without number that he was soft-pa ted and idi otic for advocating that same thing dur ing the past ten years, from which he infers it is ten times more annoying to be one decade ahead of your generation than to be fity years behind it. Talmage is over in England telling the people the famine in India is a "visita tion from God." The secretary for In dia said in the house of commons that the famine was the worst ia a century. The house appointed a committee to in quire into the cause. What -right has the British parliament inquiring into the visitations of God? India, accord ing to the-ofiicial reports, is shipping out goods to supply the rest of mankind by the hundred million dollars worth and at least 50,000,000 of her own people are starving to death. There is something about this that no pop can find out. - A farmer who used to live near this editor when he was editing a Nebraska farm writes him a letter in which he says: "I am somewhat discouraged in my efforts to educate the voters in this precinct. I believe we have about all that can be taught anything. Our ma jority in the precinct is 27. What is the use of talking about principles to a man who cant tell the difference between a principle and a cornstalkf One of them asked me the other day: 'When was the declaration of independence enacted by congress? When I told him that con gress never enacted it he said: That's just what I thought. It's one of them populist fads; I'm going to vote the re publican ticket." The New York World continues to make the assertion almost "daily or at least five times a week, that the sole cause'of Bryan's defeat in 1S96 was his advocacy of silver. When the fact is taken into consideration that Bryan polled more votes than was ever cast for any man for president before that time and that if he had not advocated silver it is certain that at least 3,000 r000 of men who voted for him would not have done so if he had not advocated the very doc trines that he did, this constant itera tion by the World that silver defeated him, has seemed somewhat strange. The conundrum has at last been interpreted. The World fought Bryan with all its might. It is the World that makes and unmakes presidents. ', If Bryan had only turned gold "bug and "secured the sup port of the World nothing coid have defeated him. " - VILE IJfSUTCATIOX It has been conceded by all conver sant with the facts that Hon. J. B. Me serve has conducted the ststo treasury in a manner above reproach- It is well known that when he received it that its condition was as bad as could be im agined. The state's credit was so low that it was the -shame of every inhabi tant. - Warrants drawing 5 per cent in terest were being sold at three and four per cent" discount. Great defalcations were known to exist and eastern capi talists were alarmed. Mr. Meserve took charge and by his splendid management state warrants were at par soon at a premium. The legislature reduced the rate of interest to 4 per cent. The war rants continued at a premium. In the face of such a brilliant record and showing as that, the Omaha Bee, the great purity organ of Omaha that supported Mr. Moores for Mayor, has the . vileness to say editor ially: "Possibly after the state and congres sional conventions of the popocratic parties have been held Treasurer Me serve will find time to inform the people where the idle school moneys are de posited. . The public is becoming some what impatient, but would be willing to wait a little longer if . there were any as surance of securing the information." Such moral, depravity cannot be prop erly punished in ' this world. H 1 wa3 expressly prepared for use in such cases. STATE JOCRXAL LITERATURE The intelligent and educated , portion of Lincoln have so long been utterly dis gusted, with the editorial writing in the State Journal that they have ceased to protest. . They take it for granted that aside from the.-press dispatches and some intelligent writing by the reporters who work on that heet, they will find nothing but idiocy and let it go at that. Of late. however, some of the citizens of foreign birth--have been compelled to read the paper because it is the only morning paper in town, have been pro testing against its shameful ignorance and constant misrepresentations of facts, especially in regard to South Africa and other European matters. The other day one of these gentlemen sent to the edi tor of the Journal the following note: "Editor of the State Journal: If you will look up an almanac you might be able to find out that the Sultan's name is Abdul Hamid, not Murad as your edi torial, "In a Box," of today calls him. Don't you - think it would be good for you to get some information before you are writing on things you do not know anything about? Whenever you write about European matters, there is some nonsense in it which could be avoided by looking up a book on matters you are writing about. To do you some justice, I beg to inform you that Sultan Murad has been deposed since August 1876. (Signed) -Somebody who is compelled to read the Journal as it is the only morning paper in town. . . SOME WERE" DISAPPOINTED. The State Journal in a recent corres pondence from Washington, D. C-, has the following: "An interesting story is that the fu sion ists of Nebraska are not satisfied wifti Governor Poynter and may attempt to turn him down and tender the place to W. I Stark. Some think Judge Stark has his eyes on the gubernatorial plum two years hence, but others say he wants it this year;" and that Governor Poynter may be relegated to private life, where appointment troubles will no lon ger haunt him." No doubt this opinion of tile Journal correspondent is the offspring of his own desires. ; But we wish to say to him and his kind, the Nebraska f usionists have no desire to" play into the hands of the Hannacrats by turning down the popu list governor of Nebraska, whose admin istration has been conservative and sound, and has given the best of satis faction to the rank and file of the people. It is no doubt true that there are somo members of the fusion movement who are opposed to Governor Poynter, but as a rule they were applicants for appoint ments who have been disappointed, or friends or sympathizers, and we are not surprised at this, as there . were many applicants for each position. As but one of them could be appointed the rest were necessarily disappointed. - But we deny the proposition that the fusion" movement . was organized for office. ' It rallied to the support of prin ciples, not men. It has succeeded in turning out the leeches on our state government- It has improved the credit of the state, and it has a governor true to its principles and will re-elect him next November. Trusts are based on three things tariffs, patentsand rebates on railroads. They will exist as long as those things exist, and all this talk about constitu tional amendments, publicity, federal license, and government supervision will amount to nothing. Irusts will never be gotten rid of until the .causes that produce them are destroyed. How long would there bsfa Standard Oil trust if the rebates on railroads were abolished? How long would there be a steel trust if the tariff on steel were repealed? . Attorney- General ferny th has not smashed a trust or brought suit against a railroad company for some days. No one would harbor a suspicion that he had gone out of the business, however, when there cwas such a large held uncul tivated. Omaha Bee. Inthe above editorial the Omaha Bee unconsciously admits the splendid and effective work 'that Attorney General Smyth has done in compelling trusts and corporations to give at least a little heed and respect to the laws of the land. Mr. Rosewater -what do you say to proposition to re elect Hon. C J.,SmylJi in order that hs may continu the cuelU vation of the field he has so well begum? Would you help or would 1 you ratty r have a corporation tool, or a r putty miji as thechief legal representative of - ti' people.! Nebraska? Really, Mr. Ros -water don't you think that Mr. Smylh has served the people of Nebraska l better advantage than the great ard mighty railroad senator chosen by ti .0 republicans? There is a demand being made th t the government shall issue a coin of tii value of half a cent. A New York gold bug paper commenting on this says: "It is an axiom that the economy of people is accurately measured by tf smallest coin it uses. So if we are ' have half-cent pieces it will mean th t we have become thriftier under influent of the bargain counter." We would like to know what saffe promulgated that "axiom." If, whu plutocracy has driven the common pe 9- pie into such poverty that they have bo purchase tea and sugar by the hf lf cent's worth, that is to be called "thriff ,H then we will need a new dictionary rf the English language. The general u of half cent coins would show just oi ia thing, and that is that a large mass of the people have been reduced to hardest poverty. Who ever saw well-to-do people using half-cent coins? HARDY'S COLUMN Douglas County Fences Double Dose- April Rains Pretty Hats Whiskers The Right Man in the Right Place Th Slave Ship. The republican fences up in Douglas county are in bad shape. It looks as though Thurston would be compelled to drink Rosewater in order to sweaten his pol i tical t breath. Can we stand a governor and senator both from Lincoln? " It seems it will he too much for one dose; it may kill the doctor as well as the patient. - We have had two of the finest April showers ever known in Nebraska. They seem to have affected the price of grain but not the price of gold. Winter wheat, the dealers say, is assured of a good yield so far as wet is concerned. Easter hats had a good showiDg last Sunday. They don't have any more bonnets. Easter was rainy. We cannot say but that we enjoy reasonable orna mentation of ladies dresses. Better spend money in that way than for tobac co and cigars as many church men do. It does not cost one tenth as much. The women of all ages and races have worn ornaments. We say let it go on to a reasonable extent. ,.. " V -Men wear ornaments which are dis gusting in the extreme. Whiskers on the upper lip are more in the way and less ornamental than any ribbons or mock plumes the ladies wear. v We are told by the republican god father that Dr. Andrews will bring strife and contention. That is what we want, Sroviding it is all for the right and best. f course a hen does not like to have any other hen set on her nest. The state university has been a republican hen's nest so long there will be uome cackling. But hens never, cackle until they are driven off the nest. If Dr. Andrews does not prove head and shoulders even with any chancellor we ever had, or any other university ever had, we shall be greatly disappointed. v Where is the man or woman who did not like to hear stories in childhood war stories, indian stories, bear stories, anything wonderful or strange only we preferred they should come out good. We well remember old Sea Captain Sykes and the stories he used to tell of storm and; shipwreck, 4 of pirates and strange things he, saw in . far away countries. The story he used to tell of his voyage on a slave ship made many an abolitionist. He was twelve years old when his father was killed in the battle of Lundy's Lane; his mother sickened and died soon after, leaving him with a lone uncle living in Mass achusetts. He visited his uncle but there was no place . for him; the house was full of cousins, so ' he hired to a gardener near Boston and soon was trusted with the sale of truck from a horse cart on the market of the city. After his truck was sold he delighted in wandering up and down the dock watch ing the blue jacket sailors climb the ropes and listening to the flapping sails. , Just before his time was out with the gardener the captain of an East India merchant ship asked him if he did not want to ship as cabin boy. They made a bargain and the next Saturday he went on board. When they hoisted sail it was cold and the snow was flying. In four or five weeks they had crossed the north tropic and it was so hot the nails of the deck would blister the bare feet. Tb&y doubled the cape in a severe storm and in a little over three, months were ia Calcutta. He noticed they took on board a large quantity of water and rice. After they were a day or two out from Calcutta they hauled up from the hold of the ship lots of chains and several huga iron weights. In the course of three or four weekn they sailed into . the mouth of a large river and cast anchor. Soon they began to see black men coming towards the ship entirely naked. The captain and four or five of the seamen went ashore and seemed to talk with the black men. The next day over fifty meu, three girls and a boy were brought on, board, all yoked together, two and two, with wood withs. In turn the captain filled their boats with axes, knives, rice, and several barrels of something. . As they sailed out of the river tho un were groaning as though in great pain.' ; The cabin boy went down to see them and' they put their hands upon their lips, indicating that they wers thirsty and hungry. He got permis sion of the captain to give them wnte? and rice and to cut their yokes off as soon as they got out to sea a little so they could not jump overboard. , That also released the boy and soon he be V