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About The Nebraska independent. (Lincoln, Nebraska) 1896-1902 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 23, 1897)
September 33, 1807 THE NEBRASKA 'NDEPENDENT. 1 EDITORS' IDEAS, "You newspatier follows are great toadies," said the cyuloal visitor. "1 ou fall over one another trylni to get into Ties about successful Klondikers, but why don't you write up tho follows who have failed?" "We haven't the space." Th picture or a cottage in a very fitting did bio in for the populist party. Tt Im u reminder that nmny a home in Nebraska has been saved from the slier Iff 'm hammer by the populist officials standing between the poor settler and the loau companies, Custer Coiiyty The new ballot law arrange the tick win 'u suck tt wfiy that the strength of each warty will be clearly shown when the votes lire cast and counted. Let each populist take such pride in the liurfy he loved that he will nut himself to almost any Inconvenience to got to the poll on election day and rote. tihow to all the pi oplo that the populist party of Lincoln county marshals htjii Areas' on lie siun or real reform, am tliKi'H will hi) no mistake about It In the future, A man who stays at home does Jrieiileiilable Injury to tho future Of hie iiiirty, Ueeolve to turn out and vole, Independent Km, An exchange sayj that the subscriber who pays the printer these days Is blessed and In tl;e kingdom to ooiru he will be given a place a little higher than the angels, Hie name will be written at the top of theeolumn next to pure rending fruitier, on the local page, and nothing It) the house will lie good enough for him. Jle will get complimentary ticket to all of the harp recital, and nave reserved eats beside the editor, while all the do- limjiient subscriber will have to carry water for the performer and lt up in j he gallery, The Cottage Iforne ha been choen a the emblem of populists in thl state, Wise choice and appropriate choice, Luild up the home, make them cheerful and you will get your reward here and tiereafler, J uat I all the politic or re figion required on thl earth, flight here at our home we can serve God, our country, and ourselves. J lie sick, the fioor, the maimed, the halt, the feeble, the destitute will all be provided for If proper regard and respect I paid to the home, 1'uild up the home. Protect the home, A nation of happy homes what a beautiful picture! Hweet home glorious homehome with eai;h other! Midden Courier, If Mark Hanna rained the price of wheat in the United Htate, who raised It In Canada? ln't wheat ut a high )u Canada as here? Are not the farm ere of Canada receiving more benefit from the exiting condition, called Mark JJanna'e prosperity, than tho farmer of till country for. foreoothe. the farmers In Canada are not expecting a rie In the tiling they have to buy, a sugar, glass, Iron, iiianufaeturwl goods of various kind etc. for In Canada the tariff ha ot been raised? Now, Mr. republican farmer, dont you ee that all the pros perity you are getting now I being en joyed by the farmers of Canada also, and therefore I not caued by Mark Hanna and hi Iaws?Jefferson County Journal The country was considerably sur prised at the announcement that Presi dent Andrew bed withdrawn hi reslic- nation and would remain at the hend of i'rown univerity. The only explana tion given i that the pressure was too trongfor him to resist. The 'truth Is that the men who' sought to humble him have been tbemsclve humbled. In- etead of Audrews getting on hi knee tefortbem they have been compelled to prostrate themselves before him. It I probably safe to aHHiime that President Andrew has won a signal vic tory for the freedom of speech and of opinion. When the money magnates ami their hireling sought to close hi mouth on the financial and social topic, they were aiwuied at the promptness wild which he tendered his resignation. At first they sought to justify their act, but they ended ill bending before the atorm of indignant criticism they had aroused, and beseeched him to remuin. lie undoubtedly remain 011 hi own term. Ilocky Mountain New. One of tho pop state officials recently gav hi wife a temporary position as clerk in hi olllce. When a republican discovered the wife of thl good pop offi cial in hi office tin new wn rnpidly epread throughout the state and a tre mendous howl went up from ilj republi can pre bemuse 11 pop ntlleial should commit eiii'li a terrible crime a to ap point In wife 11 a clerk in hi office, to drew a Hilary Irom the state. Wlien populist heard the statement they aire 11 1 i 1 ihiiliHll'd (hat an ollhinl It it'll they had fliiii'd hnuld make xtii'ti till iiipiiiiilnii'iil mid IhtiiMHtter wn I in nn iluili lv invent lignled, Hhen it w a dln'tiv- n il Unit the I'fMulur i lrrk wn Inking a hnrt Viu hIiipii mill the iiilii'ial'awde u ttilmg the ptMtiilon during hi teiiipur ury uliwtii. Sow ic ttaiiapire llmt the llir' reiiiblicnn uprems Jm1 nl .Si LriioiVn Mild Hie Ihr.n nilnlil nni,.r of the iipritie tumrl, eiii h oim hn w pnliitn itithcr hi mile or Willi im' in I r id their rt'ttpH'tivv tiniilii a M'retre- at a ii'iii v ol 4 I , r year, aiuuunt. lug In il.iioii h r fir, Imt tit f .iil,i iiiIIhi r m.I4 nothing about thai, It one of the thins lli tbiat waul to Ulk aleiul. I'utdi tipttiluu tW'tk ) llil ii l ! ptipuiiaiii la tin latut ia m Ur rultd lit tk tvlirruivHl id Ik rfpul4iin rty a a mils iiiui rsl siid iivreiMiMal ir, au. b HH to th pmipte Mj lnk Sk i r sa !! ai)itiiMlntlititi I14 I'lmw ill um lilihi)ltulxl Ulttt Irssd. 'I ha 4 Mill ji i tUv fxnur,' mU iik, armnir n I Ub.tr Immwi hl luf IH. if lbiiMd la ISM l Mto, 1 lt llldt WH lltllllr! hlMI lf aduvnlieH the lariuif a etwial and i.iiiiimw ijUMinm. 1 lift t i-rti l lu lb lltl liUl lh (lwrld t4itlt IH IhtM (eta ta niuiutiii Ik re- ull Hfii id iMifaiMt uUf ur liiur pmfli isalihg, aa rsv riM. id ail ike U lMiit la lh til l ,rtie. la lle nttg liarM itiaatiip tiiiml nivailwt aadladuiw Ittftit lu lk iJ amntl Itivtr nimmua utrt ltj td4 tbti) Id riliv't id ea kiUtiiis, id dtvt) itewplf lain Ike ttinnty quMtiea, aleo into the manpiulat ion of the tariff and wonder why they were once so blind and ignorant as to be chained to any party name. The grauge had a grand share In pro tnoting the partial redemption of this great state and this shows the impnr tance of sustaining and encouraging the best fraternal organization that ever spread its protecting influence around the homes of the farmers of America. Iilulr Jtcpublicoti. As BncxaiiHileofrcpublicanstatosman ship (buncombe) the now tariff law is worthy of a gold niedul. The leadwrs of the rcpublicHii party piece such alow estimate on the intelligence of the farmer that they think all that Is .uocemwy to win his support Is to put a prohibitive lurui on in product, it uoesnt mat ter whether the products on the tariff schedule are evw In danger of competi tion wltu imported products or not. Just put a tariff on llum and the fanner will think he Is protected. Tlil'lk of the Imbecility of prohibiting the linimrtii tion of hay, straw, honey, cabbage and vegetahles, a the J'ingley bill provides. or even com, viweat una outs. J lie pro ducts of tho farm are exported and not imported, and u tariff to prohibit their Importation I the silliest kind of politi cal fullucy, The only time this country Imports farm produce Is when we have a Irtmiue, The tariff then works against 11 by Increasing the cost of our living. The duties ou the import are added to the orlgiual cost of tho product and the transportation charges, While the turfff has no Influence on our exports it con trols the cost of imports i'eople's Haulier, llrynn unit HUl'mm. When Mr. Hryan wa traveling on the I'uclllu count the goldbug press made the astonishing dicovery that he was riding over the HouUiern I'aclllo lines on a pa, Aked for . un explanation, he frankly stated that transportation had been isued to him on account of tho advertising department of the Omnha World Herald, in which paper Mr, llryao is a stockholder, This was sufllcient. If bo wished to use the transportation of a paper ol which he was purt owner, lie had a perfect right to do ho. Much trans portation is always more than paid for by the ucwspattcr, liut the goldbug press lias not seen tit to let the matter drop, and the tiersiN eucy with which they are following It op, and the Insignificance of the Incidident, tend to demonstrate how bard they are pushed to make a point ugaitrnt Mr. ilryan. The latest exhibition Is a screed iu the Omaha Bee which sets up the novel proposition that Icon use Mr, Hrynii Is not an editor, but only a stock holder of the World Herald, therefore he has no right to use the paper's trans portatloa. This is fuu'iiy. The proposi tion is that au owner or part owner of a newspaper has ho right to use what the paper earns In Its advertising columns, but that an editor, tierhaps on a salary, has. This is too absurd to merit notice, It serves asan illustration of thedreadful straits fa which Mr. If ry tin's opponents find themselves la order to make a point against him Itocky Mountain News, Thorn JurtVMon' Word, 'The germ nf dissolution of our fed eral government is in the constitution of the federal Judiciary; an irresponsible body (for Impeachment Is a scarecrow), working by gravity by oljcbt and by day; gaining a little today and a little tomorrow, and advancing Its noiseless step like a thief, over the field of jurisdic tion, until all shall be usurped from the states, and the government of all be con solidated into one. "Jefferson's Works, Vol. 7, p. 210. The Judiciary ol the I. ulted States Is the subtle corps of sapper and miners, constantly working under ground to undermine the foundation of our confed erated fabric. They are construiug our constitution from a co-ordination of a general and upecial government to a gi nernl and supreme one. The loumlatlous are already deeply laid by their decisions for the annihilation of constitutional state rights. If ever this country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the moet extcimive corruption, iu different and In capable uf wlioiumiiiift care over mu wide spread a mi r lice. Tin will not be borne, and we will have to choose between re formation and revolution; the one o" the other I inevitable." .luffemou's Work, vol. 7, p. IH 1. taent by corporations, is a question that will determine the existence of this re public. Uules we can check it there is no hope for this country." The advance of so-called socialism is due to the progress of a real plutocracy. Those who oppose the extension of gov ernment Into lines now left to private enterprise waste their energy when they strike at the effects of plutocracy that Is, the socialistic tendencies and leave untouched the causes of those tendencies the plutocracy and its instrument boss rule. New York World, Clevelnnit Wealth, Grover Cleveland who was such a stickler for the "houor of the nation" that he bonded this country for J0O, 000,000 to buy gold to keep up the Ho tion that "coin means gold, has re turned a schedule to the authorities placing the Value of nil his holdings at the modest figure of 1130,000. it is but Justice to the champion of liouor and honesty to state, that he did itmakeoutu to this statement, but ft Why "Moi Ittllam" AiIvmih'o. A great many very excellent tsioiile who neither read nor listen to anything that they do not approve are iiniorantly shocked at the advance of what they term "socialistic" not ions. They cannot iiinh r.iiiiid why in this country the de mand lor government owurrahip ol rail road, gas and water companies and the like should grow so iiiinteet. I.X Oiiteruor Alttfuld, In hi ri inurkii- t,!o p h oa I, ul, ur d.iy, t". r.'.t t niiMl.t imnt to the blind, if tbry lll but nsu their e.vi. He aid; 'Ho liiiiu a IIiitm wn rompetilinti our in iiiiie pri ferred to let it resolute every thing, but i'oiii'iititui I l ing entirely wn 1 out by p. ml and trust, uud uur ample w ill la ttevouied bv uilturr 1111- the government iiiiihs to their reJ Ulle. t .Hiipettth.il Is dead ttl life tiltrttdii" 1 k iu-i 111 tiuiMireii 01 Hi'iuxirK I ,i re 1 tiietiiiiwtilinn la u,ilatiug gas lu thl I'll!, ll the flii.luks nl till. id transit inn IH ed IU 'Mealing lh t'iao wpprovitl by Mtu n4 t l.erw will boil' ly ( an rul in it. !' tiitti iu tti pu t,r tmmu 4 V totk, Asd thi-wi and tittup uii.fauHilrt' o the IrskiliU grll kas l.sill upiN briUty and touu4 Ibiougk ci'irupit.iu, A Mr. .ltld ii IiI ' I k publ.t' I iioide lu bay vrt U-tu ul IrtbMt ! th U uiatiws. sed la toldM 1 h iinvalkiu ul I'Mlliitrf au4 In tk'a tiuWiHr vortwptHis, l 'it lieg aa a4 la t?. v:loi4 'l s-a'SfKia, 'M.ng a. til th rimtril ul IIIIIII.UIHI. 111 imi iiiiiiiii 1 Jim 1.1 .11 11 .un in i II f I'lusnl k kt 11. t tUm& mhi hl tk. J 4 ik m u v.t l HUH itM4, l !!. M f XM..I Ml Miws I ,4 kt liu t , iv a.r .) , k. wmm 1 M 4 u US a, 1 ,M 1.,. . l'MMIil-ll,l l.i !,i ,.!., 1. U ' 4 liw la Om i, k. I-Mll IMI M ha M,t M (.I, M. "' t4' Imii aul S ..' .. fjt, hh ml it. . IMM kt .!. h U fc,i Ik mm S a -I lk , !, W a n an iix n.Joi Il.ii. 4 rinHk li,..k km Tali lb !Wl!t!? I )mtt 1 1 M, is omission 011 his part makes him sub cat to a fine of f 200. Moitiestulistlcally inclined person tins made the following estimate of what Grover Cleveland is ac tually worth. Kaved lu twenty years.".. ,... 1)00,000 rresent value of Gray Gables, ano.ooo Horses and carriages ,., 1 0,000 Ifonts, yachts, etc .. 11,000 Furniture 6,000 'resent value of Woodley 150,000 i'rtsent value of i'rincoton. N.J. home , 40.000 Furniture 6,000 'orsonal property und other real estate 428.000 Stocks and bonds 000,000 In The Cleveland fortune 1,700,000 Admitting that this may be somewhat excess of tits properly, there Is a marked discrepancy between 130.000 and f 1,7U),000 which the assessor of Mercer township, New .Jersey, has a per fect right to Invoatiicauv Jo ut Weekly News. Borne of the incidents Mr. lirvun meets with us thousands flock to hear and see him. At St. Louis Labor day he was greeted by a great concourse of people. Jfelow we print two extracts from a re publican paper. while the second reception near the stair was in rirogres. a handsome woman planted a sounding kiss noon Mr. Dryaii's lips. He was startled and looked it. "1 want to be able to tell 111 v irriuid children that I kissed a president of the united Scutes ' exclaimed the woman. and the crowd shouted approvingly, tut Mr. Itryan was manifestly nervous until the reception had ended. At 0:J0 p. m. when Mr. iiryan was preparing to leave the platform a pretty young lady with golden brown hair and dressed lu pure white, begged Major Ilarvy 1', Halmon to aid her in reaching Mr, Ilryan in order that she could shake the orator's band. With his usual prompt gallantry the major partly lifted the young lady over the chairs and through the pushing crowd, and when she grasped Mr. Hryan' hand her dream was only naif realized, for she exclaimed Uh, pshaw! I wish women could rote, "Ho do I," replied Mr. Hryan cour teously. Mr. Ilryan was lifted off his feet bv the howling crowd that surged around bltn despite the police. With Tony Ktenvns on one side of him und Capt. Hickol on the other, Mr, Ilryan. half smothered and dripping with perspiraton. was rew cued from the crowd and helped to the carriage. Cret Democrat. The t'roiarltjr of FovtlNhna. It is strange, and yet no more strange than true, that full grown meu, men presumably of sound mind and memory and of average intelligence, deliberately and with fraudulent intent, state with seeming sincerity to the people that ris ing price which they know are occa sioned by reason of short crops abroad and low stocks at home, are wholly or rnoetiy attributable to the late change in the politic of the national adminis tration. And coming from such appar ently high authority as daily paper und campaign speakers, a great many well meaning people are led to believe it. Looking back over pnci.s during the years 1N7U to 1K05 inclusive, we find fluctuation from year to year scattered all tbrosgb the period. The figure fob lowing are taken from the Ktatitical Abstract of the United Hlate for the year lHHo, at page !)7i. They show New ork price "averaged for the year given. We omit all fractions of a cent: Mill K OK I1IIAIN I'KIl III hum. . Wheat. Corn i.yi l.7 K It. lH7i... IHNII,,, 1.X.M.., IMMU... IHH.I ., lM .. I "Mil ... 17... 1 11s .. IU ... MiO. I Nil I ... 1 tJ... IXI'I .... I.H ... I Kill . 1..-I1 I.U7 1.17 .17 .nil .MM .MM U7 .Hi .UH l.ou .UH .7d .it .tin 0.40 .55 ..'! .Nit .: .'ii .r.;i AH .50 .57 .4d .11 ,70 .51 ,4i ,5u .17 tint. 11.37 .4 J .4:. .51 ,IJ .,'lii .."15 .;t:( ..-it ..v ,'JH :j .p; ..'Id ,:ii .37 is a mode of wisdom. A wise man always buys where he can save, even though it is but a little. I Here is a chance to save from 10 to 20 per cent: It mil Iw i.b.irvid that from 7D tu 1,'t, thi priM of tiwl raiid aiiuii m dolUr, that Irota li4 to Hill ll raugt'd ll..w it dollar, mid that the drop Irmn 1 I to iM wm U ii-i.i i ttiu buati4 Cora only f wt luai-r la v lima It m i l?t. Ikmli III tha Mifetntiliia It had tmtt N tuuH a i and a low a 41, lUu rn-d Utwisu ftt cat and y b m ituriuij li priil I'arisa Ilia )mi llU to lm, ry liioaitrt'oa rrpitbtH'aa, thuMn Ik r ol ahnt mm tnkH fit) au. a low mm Hi ivta-- ili!1wrH of 41 nt -ditittg lh mltKj, kitk iniin 1 1 in opcrnttitia mi tit tun-. tu I I k n lr.,i 111 nraU .i J,oi Irmn ft to imi Mtr4 dartiirf n friul.iaM a-liKitnalralit.il, a did ai trt.pu lM rvt Ik a tt (tar, I'oM'i ka an iaira ri4iia In Ik -ha ol ftm Ikaa II ha tl Ika 0ola4 aad l.tiss: . Ika I'd-w. Wapj-ti ! d Misa.l la Ida trkl, '-t,atlr4 W.tk fla igiiatioa ! aa apiiriaia' i m ii- i.itatllig VurratM-f Ikaaa u. itkr tiii. rUla It if ad and Raaa. Wt praaawl ail at te I li'jwk A lti rtt Maw tkat MaaU Hi l, Ika kaaU la, lor ) yar, im Ik vstabliahwtai l tita ails Bed Comfort Sale Full slue at 08c, HOo, 00c, fl.18, 1.35, l.B8, l.0, M.U and 12.70. Iteguiar price 75c, 00c, fl.OO. ft.SB. 1.60, l,75, 2.00, 92.50 und 93.00 Underwear Sale 50 down men's camel hair rsjidotn shirt nnd draw, crs, regular price 40, this wwik, each .....20o 40 down men's sanitary shirts and drawers, regular price 40u, this week, each, , .'lie JJ0 dozmi nmn's Jersey ribbed shirts and drawers, regular price 50c, this week, each 41c 50 iliwn child's natural wool shirts and pants, this , week. 18 (Ic, 20 He, 22 10c. 24 12!4, 20 15c, 28 18c,JI0 22o,:i2 25c, 84 27c. (A reduction of 15 percent.) 75 dozen ladies' Jersey ribbed vpsIs and pants, 22c, 29o and4:jc, Iteguiar price 25e, JI5o and fOo, 50 pieces Columbia Indigo blue calico, regular price on, this week ,.,...,.... ........,...,......,,1:40 C00 yards remnant prints, regular prion 5c, Jhls week il?(o 20 pieces Albany LL muslin, regular price 4 o, this week . ,..,., , , , 40 15 pieces I'epp It. H., regular price 7c, this week......5o 12 piece Crescent shirting, regular price flc, this week , 70 Bargains in Shoes Child's kid button, spring heel, square too, B to 11, regular price 83c, this wwk , ,..79c Misses' kid button, spring heel, square tot, UK to 2, regular price t,00, this week JL ',.04c Misses' kid button, razpr toe, patent tip, 11 to t. regular price f 2.00, this week f 1.45 Misses' best kangaroo calf, button, raitor toe, pat- . cut tip, 12! to IK, regular price $ 2, this week 1.45 Youth's calf laco, neeijile toe, regular price l,75, this week.. .,.,.,..,, ..,....,.,..,,,, ,..,.,. .........l.flS Hoys' calf lace, needle toe, regular price 2.00, this week , , , 1,45 Youths' kangaroo calf, lace, cola ion, regular price fl.75, this week , 1.45 Uoys' kangaroo calf, lace, coin toe, regular price 2.00, thl week , 1,05 Discouut sale on Child's, Misses' and Ladies' Oxfords, Headquarters for Warm Lined Shoes and Blippcr. Special Sale on Hats 50c Men's Wool Hats, this week'. ., .....Mo 75o Men's Wool Hats, this week.,., 50 fl.OO and f 1.25 Men's Fedora and other stylos, Fur Huts, this week 08c f 2.25 and f 2.50 Fedora and other styles, this week 1.09 Job lot in Stiff Hats, were f2, f 2.50 and f .1; closing .price ,., ., ....., .Wo PMPH 1 U 1 921 O Street, Opposite 2?-O., - Liaacol-n., DLSTelo. banks in this country. But the People Party took hold of the question In 1892, and have aroused such a pewerful senti ment in its favor that the next congress is almost certain to establish them. And now the bank are falling into line, but declaring that when the postal avings banks are established, ana bil lions of dollars of deposits are collected from the people on the faith and credit of the government, the government must turn them over to the banks, to lend out at thoir usual rates and lor the profit of the banking corporations; so that not a dollar of the deposits can get back to the people, who need the money unless they go to the banks and borrow it, and ia v six to ten percent Interest ou it. Under this arrangement the national government would simply lie acollccting agency for the banks; to collect money lor thinii to lemJ out. Alumina Danits busted" the nation would have to make up the losses! And us, under the law eetuiiiiMiiuiff muioual banks, they are prohibited from lending money on real estate, and the farmer is thus discriminated against, the same rule would have to apply to the loan of the funds secured by the postal waving banks. The money would be taken bom the farmers uud meclinn- a to lend to the niercliante; 11 ml if one of the farmer wanted a loan to a hi farm, or vlllairo. or city, homestead, Irom execution and sale, he could not get it. If the post nl waving bank is lit to re ceive the S'ople' money it is fit to loan it out. Knutaud today Is lending money to tlin Irish sasaiitM tu enable them tu se rum homes! if the I'niled Stale twelve I h money ul the 1 mo phi and pays the i,.poilor, ay, 2 r iinl r nnuuui for It, w hy lomld they not lend it out, ou I ha liuiiiiaiif tlm nplii under rosr re striction slid limitation, lor, say, .'I per rent per annum? The extra hall p'-r lit would lulty pay all the expetiami id th system. Tha litre r mil laaa would ainnah tha aix or eitfht or ten pr eut Uian. h lli. ii 111. in v million ol dollars, .i ur l.i.n.i L.r the poor, and till up lh whole t ..n.muiiilr. I ba luiitrv rivilnatiou niau tha aid uatiiia ol lh govrraiiiaatal r oi lh kK with ail (HerUr au I par iit di.i oal.l. It. ia Iha Hpr- atattVK. Wil l. ti' tilVK t Palllhalkaalta niii lu ou? U "t, Uuik ul I sfa l.tuikl. I lira Uiila, pinipWa, liiiMr aa I ail iwMitaloua UkJi urkM y taking iliiiHl Mir at ilia, lliaih I'll I a j swy as I do fcut lotrya, ii ur (ri)-a. All i)igiKt. I aarwrats sliaiutat kr, kldaavs an, huwataktvaf saka, wkwr grislik MMMttd iaa.l, -Uo!,aif K-4ik !. oupll wita tiia iiu rlat t.H aai 10U si, kf, Naarly w -! plfc. 4d4ii, ,l!)i (urtlMKif Ci. Tu I n l Ik :rliHttna. ! ll m i i. t, Vi, aad tt Hit, Aim ti. St,l,ll, ll, a.ll. The Blralt, Mr. Ricbfello Mis He tu tie's shoe lace cam unfastened, and she let me tie It Miss Prattle Yes, she wears such tight curse U she can't stoop. A flopela rata. Friend Perhaps you could frighten 7 'j-r wife into treating you better if you'd threaten to commit suicide. Mr. llenn-Peck No use. hhe'dglve me Hail Columbia if I didn't The Secret Oat "What Is the secret of Fanny Jinks' wonderful social success abroad? I hear that earls, dukes, lords and princes are literally falling over each other to propose to her." "She gave It out that she was tho daughter of a police captain." A Frot. The peer proposed (the debutant Had wealth and he had blood) liut found his hopes the next Instant were all nipped In the bud. No Doubt of Ik Smith I see where a Rhode Island roan has successfully experimented with an air ship. What do yuu think of It? Jones Rhode Island, eh? Hum, well, I rail that flying In the face of 1'rovl-dent'o. ItaJ Itliu 1 h.rn Old Man (iradley (ttstlty)-4?onfound your liiiiiudeno, sir. I ve forgotten morn than you'll er b arn, Tom l-nrkry (ihe 'klly That may be, i'ld man. tut 1 knw mora than yuu tt rvinsiuUar. railk- v7 f, t j i v ,Ji kJVi, Ll wit mm It doUat tfr I rat , l mm yr ana wear tll korloi) ia r Uit I ivt 1'aia . l'l Wia the tt wik, ra Vuy, 1 ar 1 tad It fur ' lafiliwi H ither Tkt Mr l'orksp la the parti m ik joar aUtar, ia t t lnial ta- ' IIh! I MMM.tar whki tki povarly itrtvkaa fvllnaj tklak wt I list 114 dot. af VoMaat M MIKfUA Seat r he ilea' I like It taaetv sUter Wait a4tf Ills hsd all ike ealDf m i4 suit Ik." DUE WIT AND HUM0H TUB FUNNY MEN ARB JUST NOW. ABROAD And Say Rome Tary Cat View of Creating Illustrated Difficult! Uyword. TKUaj WMk a torn ot fapaler Moral la Fanatuck. Agriculturist Bean pod (of Penatuck, K. J.) There's that thunderin' ediot Beedj Tart with another of bis queer a imb. - -' r J .. k.i 1. . .it'll rr v f '4 sS What yon reckon that's notions, fur? iiffilculturkt Eaflyg-rccn - Wc!!, yoa kaow, be an' his fulka spent a week at lUsbury I'ark las' aitiuimr, 1 hear they all drive all their boaae Ul water la bathiii' suit down there. son A .lbt t iii,lia. Mr MoMorlarty- I'nal 1 your loin' now, Mr. D'UalTurty? Mr. OiUfferty Sure he's adopted ih stage a a nrofaiu, Mr. Mo tloriarty. Mr. McMurlarly A lift airsnisk tiage U it? Mrs. (Ilaff.rly-I'.e sway wld y't aiiiuel It aa avl,r he la Us d le a light rtnuad.aa, Mr. Mi MrtarlA iuikt otud!sa itl Mr, oiuff.rly Via. H sUa U te rsnt tha liaii sailaiti. au4 lU MwutU -In a Uia. fi.raiaat a ran.'.lt, aa bla I'awtni Ik shouts at lh' readle ke blow tl uuk a atiia4a. . lM.Kad-ly dear tha aif Is' Imwf iai W'aiht y Yea' 4 Mtr wear JHf fai Wifa -1 tie tha raeJj. llaUad-Aa4 tie joar W fUsst ly. 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