THE WEALTH MAKERS. r i' ! J Amrrican Ape. K.j;tor Wealth MaKeiis: Darwin'f "missing link" connecting the lower organizations of animal life and mankind ha brm discovered It is a luxurious creature bcsricg so close a resemblance to the human race, that it has been mistaken for the genuine. Like the parrot It has acquired the art of eptecb, altho it has ..0 corresponding brain power to analyze what It utters. It never builds a home, but depends up on human intelligence to construct it, when It takes full possession. Itnevtr work, work Is so "vulgar, you know," yet Solomon la all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. It has adoi.ud the habits of the human race in regard to food, but depends upon the kill of some of the human family to prepare, cook and serve it. It travels in "Yurrup" under the supervision of a few trusty human attendants, and comes back ft traveled monkey, but so very English "you knew." It Is a very expen sive and troublesome creature to care for, but the American people have set their hearts upoa patronizing It, and no expense is spared to furnish it with all the pomp, gilt and trappings of a first c'aes royal menagerie. The dear 'poodle, the pet of the female ape, whom ehe kisses and fondles In the' lap of te- silks and satins, must have a diamond necklace, for dear little "Floramine' might feel slighted or take cold "you know." How some of the naked starving hnman waifs In our great cities must long to be a poodle, or if they do not aspire so high, how they must long to be an ape, and have every wish anticipated and every de sire of their little hearts satisfied! And some of the older people must at times envy the ape. The homage he enjoys from a majority of the American people. The laws they enact to enrich him. The faithful advocates he has In Congress to protect hl Interest. The great metropolitan press to elng his praises, and the lesser ones to take up the refrain until from editor in chief of our great dallies down to a semi weekly journal published In the Inter est of a robber corporation, down again to the vapid doggerel, inspired by a small weekly stipend, the "driftwood" of public sentiment extols tbe ape, while stalwart manhood alive to the aullering and danger that confronts the -country, is weakly lampooned In still weaker verse, and the appalling con ditions ftf our fellow men are made the subject of ribald jest What profit or honor Is It to be a man in these days of universal Idolatry of the American ape? Where is the dignity of labor, once the boast of our forefathers when jackdaws like our present Secre tary of Agriculture, elevated by favorit ism regardless of fitness either of intelll (fence or manhood to a position repre senting one of Its most Important branches, classifies the farmers as a mass of incapables led by political demagogues? And the press from Maine to California reiterates his bombastic utterances, as if they contained the wis dom of a James and the wit of the most celebrated fool that ever entertained the the court of a sovereign. No wonder Darwin failed to find the "mising link." No scientist would ever think of looking into a "brown stone front," or in the portfolio of a cabinet official to find it. It Is unques tionably there, however, and will never pass thro' the complete process of evo lution; for even the instinct of an American ape can grasp the fact, that under the present condition of the hu raao race his lot in life is far preferable in his present state. There may be a time in the future, when the craze for ape worship shall In a measure subside, and men begin to think and investigate Independently for themselves, and of the well being of their common country, and of tbe dtep and damning degradation tbe Image of God is subjected to, to support in luxu rious leisure a few thousand worse than useless appendages that are not only sapping the wealth, but the liberties and manhood, of Washington's and Lin coln's republic when this class will be obliged to complete the evolutionary process, or sink into the obscurity of their natural place In tbe economy of creation. Fraternally yours, C. H. Kino. The Irrigation Movement. Active preparations are now being made for tho next National Irrigation fortress to be held about September lotb. at some point in the West not yet determined cn. Tho last Conor. which was In semlon an entire week la !o Angeles, October, 1MM, appointed Commissioners In every Western K ate and Territory whose duty it la to pre pare a report to be submltWd to the coming Congress covering a!l tho feat ures of special Interest ta each 8tata and Territory of the Arid West These re j. or U will show the smeunt f arid an t Mml arid land; the amount of lanl now irrigated, and the acreage believed tabu Irrigable; the seuroes at water supply, developed and possible oi d veto;, meal; the eot uf procuring, stor lag, snd delivering water on '.aid; Ma tegl Utioo, U fore and needed; Nallouai lrt;l tUiloa a to the disposition f arid lands and fjyaroiuoat control cf touros; aod such ether dat as may .igg"tt throclvs to mh Iota inWit a as beiug prtlnat to their Mat. Tit ('ornmlsiloa for Ntbrnkslicotu- posed of Chas. I. Ks, North Piatt, Chairman: J. M. Lee, Oxford; C. E. Osgood, Norih Piatt: J. II. King, Becklem&n: B. K. Brewster. Harrison: (Jjo. K. French North I'latte. The citizens r. thi S-a?e are cordially invittd to correspond wiih any of th?se gentlt men, and give them such Infor mation as they may possess on the points to be covert d by their report, as His designed to cover every point of Interest which can bo suggested. In formation covering tbe work of the National CoinmltU-e can be obtained from Fred L. All?, Secretary, Los Angeles, California, and information as to the work in this State from any of the Commissioners namrd above. News we Like to Hear. Ogalalla, Neu., Mar. 29, 1894. Editor WKALTH MaKKBS. Stnce the publication of my last letter in The Wealth Makers, issue of March 15th, I have received a number of letters from old soldiers. Some of them have simply been complimentary. One was not so complimentary; it was to tbe effect that 1 was a traitor to the old soldiers because 1 had deserted tbe old Republican party. This one, how ever, had no signature, neither did It contain any arguments, hence, is not worthy of consideration. Two others were written with what I consider a spirit of true patriotism. They declared in substance that they bad been voting the Republican ticket ever since the war of the rebellion. One of them said he was a farmer, own ed his own land which he had acquired by homestead, that he and his boys had worked hard, but for years past they had not been able to gain anything, but had "got a little farther behind every year. Latfall, just before the elec tlon, some one sent him some Indcpen dent papers, among them The Alliance-Independent. For a while he would not read them.. But after tbe fall election, as' he still occasionally received The Alliance Independent he thought he would read it one Sun day, "just to see what tbe cranks had to say." It seemed to be fair, aad he con tinued to read. He had now made up his mind, be said, that he would here after "leave the old party behind and vote with the People's party," believing that in so doing he would better sustain the principles for which he fought. The other writer said that he was running a livery barn; that he had baen investigating the falling off In his busi ness, and he veilly believed that it was the result of the legislation of both eld parties in the interest of the capitalist', and that In future he would "have to say good bye to the o'd party and vote with the People's patty." I was very much surprised a few days ago to hear a neighbor cf mine an old soldier say, that he was reading seme Independent literature and that his eyas were getting opened. Said he, "I am now reading the Seven Financial Conspiraces and I tell you that the Re publican pirty has been rotten for years. " Yet this old soldier, as well as myself, had voted for it right alone, without investigation, simply because it was the Republican party, tho party of our youth, and we had been educated to believe that no other party could, or would, do justice to the old Boldierg. I tell you Mr. Editor, It don't make any difference which one of the old parties a man belongs to. or how strong a partisan he is, if we can only get him to read our side of the question and listen to reason, he is sure to admit the justness of our cause and will in the end vote with us. Let the good work go on, scatter your paper over the land all you can, and let us all place our shoulders to the wheel and do what we can. (Judge) John W. Wilson. Beware ot tbe Bonds. Editor Wealth Makers: The Journal has announced that the Wall Street privates will resell a block of the worthless bonds lately sold by Benedlot Arnold Carlisle to the school fund of Nebraska at coit. This does not surprise the Popullsta who warned the world by court proceedings that these bonds were illegal and would never be paid if issued. Tbe leading banker of Waj uo, Nebraska, a month since was engaged at the nefarious business of reselling these worthless bonds at cost "at cost" means a loss of at least three per cent. Can it be that the Sbylockt of Sodom are so badly scared that they will sustain a loss of tho eipreuage both ways from hcllats to Nebraska and the commissioner for retelling to get rid of the pesky things? Why did not their English friends Uke them off their hand as anticipated? Hscause Sovereign and Senator Allen had questioned their validity by court proceedings. And now the schemers have hit upon the happy thought of unloading these questionable securities upon the schuol funds la the "wl'd eyed state of the west." No, (r.Sheoy, if your Euro pean friend are afraid of them, the Nebraska hay !! da't want thorn, We would pnlor cotton bonds cf r.he dufunct Confederacy, or su welt tte cute d counterfeit on Uae of IhsGuif and Inter 8tte Railway. C J, UiNrM.i., All 11 1 o imi !. t U ftVKSSMf, AMj. M THEY HUHQ THEIR HAKPS ON THE WILLOWS, AND SANG THE POUND OF FLESH. lAtr. ' Bold t!e yort.' t IUr your brrata, ye fou of fr.fdmu. Toolil Shy lock's kuife: Oa bit, bond be will dpimrri U Though it take yotir lire. Chobds You've been auli!. yn aons of freedom, sold for yellow go'd. Hare your breasts for fchylocVa earring, Tbottgh It lakes your soul. Tbe pound ot Mesh, be will demand It, What have yon to aay? Naught but gold can e're appeaie him, HU bonds are here to stay. fee th mighty debt Increasing, Uresbam leading oa. Our great surplus all expended O. whers has It gone? Hark! I bear tbe people sobbing Tis a mournful cry SUrer, wheat and cotton rained, Mrs? the toilers die Wm.IL Chans. Roth the Democratic and Republican parties have established head-quarters and are today preparing millions of campaign documents to be sent out dur ing t'ils campaign. It Is the opinion of the shrewdest politicians at Washington, that if the People's Party takes advantage of the blunders and infamy of tho present administration, there will be no trouble in electing Populist members enough to hold tbe balance of power in tbe next Congress. It is also admitted by the closest observers among both, the Democratic And Republican politicians that the next election of president will be thrown into tho House, which will give the Populists the power to dictate who shall bo the next president of the United States? Tho election in the state of Oregon comes off In June, and In Alabama in August. We are al most absolutely sure to carry Alabama, and we stand an even chance with either of the old parties In Oregon. To help to carry Oregon and Alabama Is to help put life and enthusiasm in our party in every state in the Union. The People's Party is composed of the great common people of the country who are poor and honest. It has no millionaires, bank or railroad corpora tions upon which to call for campaign funds. The National Committee has estab lished head-quartcr3 at Washington where it can procure an unlimited amount of campaign literature at a small cost. One thousand dollars used in our party will do as much work as a hundred thousand dollars In either of t!:e old parties. After carefully considering the above facts and the bright prospects for our party in the coming campaign, we foci it our imperative duty to appeal to our people everywhere to come to the aid of the national committee in doing this great work. In the last election our party polled more' than a million votes for president. Wo now earnestly appeal to 1,000 of that number to give us 15 each, 10,000 to five us $1 each, 20,000 50 cents each, 20,000 25 cents each, and the lemalnder of the one million to give us 10 cents and 5 cents each. We also earnestly appeal to all People's Party Clubs, Le gions, and Leagues to raise what funds they can for the committee, by taking up collections, giving entertainments etc. We make this request becaueo wo believe it our duty to do so. If our party ever attains success each mem ber uf the party must contribute to that success not only with his ballot, but w'ih whatever means he can spare. To respond promptly and liberally means success that will bless the nation for all time to come. All contributions should be sent to M. C. Rankin, Terre Haute, Ind., who Is Treasurer of the National Committee. Very Truly Yours, . J. H. Turner, H. 'L Tatjbeneck, Secretary. unairmaa. L. J. Mc Paklin M. C. Rankin, Secretary. Treasurer. PeopPe Party Campaign Literature, We have received from Headquarters at Washington the following list of campaign literature which can be ob tained at prices Riven by writing to Headquarters for It: S J5 Ji 8 & & & s 8 8 8 fl 8 S n i i Analysis of lb Money giiesiion" y Sa .-.r .InfcH P. J.-r . a s for li oo (K II UO II S I 00 .HI tU T5 I W ,l Mb 113 1 09 .03! (B I 10 I K j tj Nil I 5 IS) ,04 to 1 00 OS 40 Tk' I (tt .04 Kl I Sti 9 ki IM 4A ily a ru ut. The Sub-no of ony- UT (Mmator iu. m KljtwitfV liy tonatur Hiwrt Hy twuatur W m. V A I ln Money yuiwuon fnmi a! 11 HUMlUIHUBt- Hr maatur Wn V. Allan. lh Honey QVMtWti MV (MttUr n. A. l(tr the laooma T-Uy l.uf INm-. M, O ... )'rtwa,(of hilvor awtuthi and fkiH Mouey tt Jufch U. ! T M"tr vttt - t.n. ........ ........ j cij 9 vt " mm iuvii vvt ft TU wh are furnished at cot and we earhtly rvquoat that all itate, county and total coin mil !, also all People's Patty CtuV, lelon,andP pU'l party votn ajtltt la etrcuUtlag this literature. It is the best plan t advance our cause yet adopted. A catalogue containing a cDmp'ete Hit of reform books, pamohl', u pler, etc., will be sent, out f"oin heal q inr l rs at ao earl v day. Send one cent lamp for amo. St-nd all orders to signed: J. II. Turner, 450 Pjnn. Ave. H. E. Tatjbeneck, Chalrmaa. J. II. Tcrnek, Secretary. STANLEY A CANNIBAL. Charcrd With Having Lunched oa Ha itian riMh to ftatUfy Curlonity. Chicago, April 9. In a lecture de livered last night Theodore Weat mark, a young Scandinavian, who made two explorations of the Congo state in Central Africa under tbe aus piacs of King Leopold II. of Relgium, accuses Henry M. Stanley of having lunched on human flesh to Katihfy a morbid curiosity. He aid that at Stanley Pool in 1884, Stanley, curious to know how human flobh would taste, sent his servant, Duala, to provure a chunck of tho native material, but it proved tainted and Duala received a sound drubbing. A second trip after flesh from a native proved more suc cessful. It was fried in butter and served with sauce piquante and mixed pickles, but despite these condiments Stanley pronounced the flesh to be tasteless. STRIKERS SURRENDER. The Coke Worker Lay Down Their Ariua Without tialnlag J'olnt. Uniostows, April 0. The htrike le over, and Ignominious defeat marks its collapse. The rioters from both sections of tho coke field have laid down their arras and gona peacefully to their homes. Tho movement was a miserable failure, and not a point was gained by tbe men. All the works in the Houthern end of the region are cither running or preparing to nttirt up between this and Monday, while tliono in the northern end are In full operation. Accidentally Shot Hlmneir. Fort Scott, Kan., April 9. James bcnl, tho 17-year-old son of a promin ent merchant of this city, accidental ly shot and killed himself whil t call ing on a young lady friend, Miss Iloush. While jesting with thn young woman he drew a pistol from his pocket and pointed it at her head. She made an exclamation of fright, and in withdrawing the gun the younir man accidentally pulled the trigger and the ball went through hir head. A Bitter Fend Ended. I'r.ATTE CiTir, Mo., April U. For a long while a bitter feud has existed between the Jones and Oldhnni families in this county. Yesterday afternoon members of the two families came together at a place six milea eust from here, and the result is the death of James II. Jones, who was shot dead by Morton Oldham, whilo lach ard Oldham was wounded. Much feeling prevails on account of tho tragedy, and more trouble is leitreu. Improving tho JIlourl. YVAMtiNOTON, April rJ Senutor 1'eiTer introduced a bill setting apart 875,000 for the improvement of the Missouri at Atchison and Leavenworth, lioth of the Kansas senators and Ucp resentative liroderick of the First district and Congressman-at- Large Harris will appear before the senate committee and ursre tho necessity for making the appropriation. Cow at a Race Track. 8t. Louis, Mo., Aprii 9. At the Madison, 111,, race track last evening trouble over the collection of a bill against a horse owner from San Jose, (Jul., named Owen, resulted iu one man being shot and badly wounded and another probably fatally injured by a blow on the head. Destructive Fire at Aih rove. Bp king field. Mo., April 0. A dis astrous Are occurred at Ash Grove yesterday afternoon, destroying eight business houses, five dwellings, one lumber yard and one livery stable. Loss estimated at $40,000. Partially insured. Lawelllng Writes -Letter. Emporia, Kan., April 9. A lettei from Governor Lewelling to Judge K. S. Waterbury appears in last even ing's papers here. In it, among other things, the governor says he will not seek nor ask for a renomination for governor in 1894. Stealing Land from OMl 0mn, Enterprising men have a way ol growing land along tho marshy ihores of Delaware bay. The plan Is to out the dikes and let tho tide rise and fall for a courre of years over a considerable area, including ootue upland. It is found after a while that the dilcs may be removed con siderably out toward the low tide line, and that many acres of arable land have been gained at small cost. Marsh companies usually evlstfor the purpose of co operation in such work, and there are many quarrels over the land of men that refuxu to join the company i.i making a tem porary sacrifice of upland for the purpose of reclaiming subiafrgi'd marsh. Tho land thus iediiu-d Is extremely fertile, but it usually yields a crop of malarial ftvxr whtt first bouEfh under cultivation A I Mne Marriage HM. Judge Bellinger, of the luitd States district court of Oreguu, ha decided. In the rae of a ('hinte wo man who dontred to land to join her husband whom she had never men. that a betrothal at the ae of J years and a marriage sit months agu by owing together two carJs on whieh the particulars of the entsautent had Ikmiq written w a valid uta t iir) according lo the laws of t'hlun and mut b reo;:hl'd ly the lilted M ! Ik rMitucriul U.U de oUloti Judo Ikdtlngvr .M W v aware of th danger d iu!xHtoi in iu;h h-, t-tt nd.l.'d that tl'h dan f Nt la ail whnro t'hln no landed iid ullnu toetiil sntit O.tulUliu a' .u'uliv INDIANS AS MARKSMEN. t au t Shoot Well With Itiriee, Bat Tb-lr !trvlvr Shouting tioad. Reports received at the war depart ment of recent Miiall arms competi tions among the troops in the far West s hoar conclusively that the noble red man, us represented In Uncle Sam's military service, does not compare very favorably with his pale-face brother in the matter of sharpshooting. There is a popular idea, gained from Cooper's "Leather Stocking Tales" and even more modern literature about tho "dusky denizens of tho foront," that all warriors are superior marksmen. Army statistics prove that this Is a romantic delusion so far as the Indian soldier is concerned. In recent competitions the Indians who have been enlisted In the army of the Colorado have had a chance to show what they could do side by side with white men. The best that can bo said of them In the report Is that they have made progress since being enlisted, but it ul:o says that tho sights on the t itle are still In comprehensible to them, and that much patience bus been nocessary on tho purt of the oRiccrs to bring tuc to any understanding at all of the f -inclples of murkmanship. Troop L oi 'lho Second cavalry, that boing un Imliui. company, showed an individual avcrugo f-rure of merit of 42.22, while the avoir re figure of merit of the company was 78. HH. Iu collective firing the Indian average was 31. o7 while tho men of the other troops made an average of ('.. 7a Tho Indians in tho Eleventh infantry mudo for their company (I) the average individual figure of merit of 25.05, while tho figure of the other troops was 62.87. In tho Sixteenth Infantry there is one com pany of Indians. Their figure of merit by individual classification was an uverago of 27.14, while the figure of tho white troops was the high average of DUG. In collective tiring tho Indian average was 29.39, as compared with the white average of 70.47. At pistol firing the Indians do bet ter. There is a separate report on this sort of tiring for the same troops, and Troop I. of the Second cavalry, being composed exclusively of Indians, made a record of which the men should bo proud, If they ov( 'flarn about it. A dismounted procl-U'e they made un average of 73.83, as compared with the general average for the command of CO. 70; at mounted practice their average was far ahead of that of the white troops, and their averngo per cent for all firing was C5.72, as compared with 59. 48 for the whole command. The Indians stood first in order of merit fcr rovolver liting for the de partment. There were some oilier interesting statistics obtained by this practice. Tho nutives of tho United States stood eleventh la ordor of merit umong national itioi, Norway, Switz erland, Ireland. France, Denmark, J-cotland, Cennuny. Canada and Bel gium coming 5n ordor before the I'nited States. Tho men of six feet in height and over were also highest in tho order of merit as sharpshoot ers.and tho shortest men the Jowost. The men of light blue eyos wore the best marksmen, with those of dark blue next. Lvon the light blue-eyed men were tho best marks men among tho negroes. The report rails attention to tho fact that tho pe montage made by the Indians at revolver practice was greater than the percentage made Dy the winnors of tho gold medals in tho revolver mutches ut t he cm airy competitions of the department for the years 1892 nnd isy;i. It was also the highest record made tinder existing regula tions by any troop In the depart ment. I nlqiie rrrforiiiituce of ltU'bard. "I will never foriret the time that I saw Tom Keeno play '1'ichard III.' in Macon, (la., xaiu If. :. Smith at the Lindell. "lie had come from Atlanta, and hud checked his baggage, which in some way had b!cti carried on. There was no pos sibility of U being returned in time for the performance, and at first it was thought that his date would have to le canceled, but the actor was finally persuaded to play with out the continues and special scenery. Butcher knives we.-o used instead of swords und the actors were all 'dressed in citizen's clothes. Roars of laughter greeted them when they first appeared on the stage, but when un explanation was made by the manager of tho opera house the people took it in good humor and en joyed it better on account of its nov elty. For ray purt, I do not believe that I ever saw Keene act as well as be did thkt night, with his citizen's clothes and butcher knife. At the close of the performance h received agenuino ovation "St Ioul Globo democrat. Tha tMdiHit lady lloravtmrk Hide. Mrs. Kttiinio Million, who resides la Million, Ky.,U toi hap the oldest lady borer back rider la the I'uited States. t"e Is 90 year uf age. Kooeutly she rode ten mllo on horieback to visit Mtu.u relatives She owns and rides a horse a- remarkable a herselt It U yd year old and named for Gener al Kirby Smith, the old Confederate general Mra Ml! I ton has never need pciclf '41 her life, her eye sight hi at prvnt a good as it was when she was it. She U sot ttoopttd and decrepit, but erect as an Indian. Mie i .Irons physically and mentally and iojUI dano a set with e In JaatKraa I U Su A pion-t l tifc ?it to Introduce Uto tho l'httd .'e the edible UrlMjfi of J.tpu U U gathered of? Ilia tfianUo k tl. Jupne mountain and confer, lerp jiantl tlo of starch and br gUUu i m WIFE. A 5EWEPAPIR MAS S VISIT TO AN AECiDlAS HOiir. IS MISSOURI Tbe Interesting Story of a Lady Who Had L ved for Thirty Years in tha Shadow ef sudden Death Hale Oli Age Recalls a Data Memoiy. (From the St. LonU Globe Dtmocrtt.) "Yes, I oueht to be haDnv in thia little paradise, and now I am. but there wero long yesrs when I lived In the shadow, not of the forest trees that loom up so grandly on our hillside, but in tbe shadow of death. For years I saw tbe sun go down behind tbe western hills, aud as 1 retired for the night I added to tlm prayer, which it has ben in cuoioia of my dear buBband and my self to utter togm her, the old, tbe sw eet. tbe trustful invocation of childhood. 'If I should die before I wake, I pray the uota my soui to uite.' i never gszec 'ixm th" orb as It sank behind the hills without tho hauntinsr fear that It was for the last time. The peaVor was Mrs. 8. S. Dallalne, tbe wife of Rev. 8 tt. Ballalnc, cf Hor tne Station, JelTtrson County Mo Mr. .....amc tin lor many years led tLellfe f an invalid to whom tho drad sum nons might come at any moment, until t kind providence threw in her way tbe dv that ba restored her beultb. her vigor, one would almost say, her youth. Her recovery is unsurpassed in the history of medical science and ionic bn repeated in eveiy pitncr and publication In tbe land tha' otbrs suffering with the same terrible f. Mic tion might pront by the experience of Mr. liullalne and bo saved. A corres-v ondentof tho Globe-Democrat deter mined to start the good work nod called at the Oallatne Home, believing that bo story wou.d be ol far greater value 'rttrtstif told In the lady's own words. "Mv story,' said she, "loaslmple one of suffering snd relief, I have had a eltease or tho bart irora which few vcr recover, and from which I never expected to escape It was in 1864 that I was first made aware tnat 1 bad hoart trouble. I had risen and lighted a fire, feeling In normal health, when I sud denly became unconscious. 1 knew no more until I recovered my senses In bed. They told me that I was blaek In the race, ana tnnt wnon nrst picnea up no motion of tbe heart was pcrceptlMt. About six years ago I was attacked with a variety of a mictions, such as short brentb, extreme weakness, fainting spells, aitd, most annoying of all, a burning, irritating nettle rssn, that at times rendered me almost frantic, ana, as you cau readily understand, seriously aggravated my heait troubles. I had settled down to contemplate the end, und such was my suffering that, wicked as it was, I sometimes prayed for It, when one day glancing over a religious paper published in Montreal, I read the testimony of a lady whose uaso was much like rnin, ana wno na rjeen henoflted by Dr. Williams Pink l'ills f r Tale People. Having seen similar accounts in other reputable papers, I rkOivd to try them, it wa u Heaven sent retolutin. Tbe first box bad a most miraculous efftct. The nettle u disappeared as If by ningic, and uy tiouble jielded to the medicine like h Know yields to tbe spring-time sun, .nd I feel bitter today than I have for weiity years. I can not say too much ibout my imnrovtd condition. My ilo d 1 full und rich, my appetite is mod. mv nrvs are steady, I tleep soundly and wuke up refreshed, I climb the hills of our farm without fatigue and perfoim nil the manifold duties uf tbe Jarmer's wife, and surely my heart must bo In a normal state when I answer to all these conditions." Newsoaoer ethics usually prevent the publication in the news columns of any thing that might bo construed as an advertisement and thus much valuable knowledge Is suppressed that might prove of incalculable bsncfH to tbous and. The prabo of Dr. Williams' I'iDk l'ills fbould be sung throughout tbe land. Thev should be as familiar in every household aa the csme of the nation, and tho newspapers snouia unite in making them so. Dr. Willlsms' l'ink Pills are au un fstllDg specific for such diseases as locomotor ataxia, partis Uparaly sis, St. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuialglu, rbeu matlMti. nervous headache, tho after t fleet of Ja grippe, palpitation of the heart, pule and sallow complexions, an forms of weakness either ia male or female, and all diseases resulting from vltlaUd humors in the blood. Pink Pills are sold bv all dealers, or will be sent post paid oo receipt of prce, (SO cents a box, or six boxes for I2.C0 they are never sold in bulk er by the 100) by addressing Dr William' Medicine Co.. sennectaay, a. t , ur iuviw ' tsrio. An I'lHiurvMary 1ralnUK The llritlsh training squadron, which consists of four sailing cruis ers, and In which about 1,200 young officers and itinrn have annually been trained in the management of war vessels under s-all, is to bo abol ished. Tho admiralty evidently as sumes that it W unnecessary to teach an art which, in these days of rteant war ships, might never be practtctd. 11F.8T OH Ol' It HOOK LIST. CtocEwBlX's BB ct. tiaa tU i as v auiu anuitaaa iasw mm mmm Muss. lasSaaa tnMMdUMs fet fcsaCsa 4 fat WsrraMaa s atake tnmtim m Ike ea tuck lasa aartfetM la snaa fl ajs WMatsra takttaS.O.r. tttlf. 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