The Lincoln independent. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1895-1896, November 29, 1895, Image 7
.if i ( YOU SEE THEM Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Avay! 60 Go coato and Bamplo THE CHICACO. CfiSCaRETS randy r-filhnrlt niM ca.-y, boiii by iim, i t Timely Warning. The great success of the chocolate preparations of the house of Walter Baker & Co. (established in 1780) has led to the placing on the market many misleading and unscrupulous imitations of their name, labels, and wrappers. Walter Baker & Co. are the oldest and largest manu facturers of pure and high-grade Cocoas and Chocolates on this continent. No chemicals are used in their manufactures. Consumers should ask for, and be sure that they get, the genuine Walter Daker & Co.'s goods. WALTER BAKER & DORCHESTIili, STEEL WEB TICKET FENCE. a I.., titt.r.it mi i.rit. . . .n,'.. (ui ..mi. Iln i.f Ill l! il mi i 'H.U. i b .1) v.u ) "U in.!,,.. H.M M M M M M M M M I ' ' r i w ir ( m tttttt i r i ... t 4De Kalb Fence Co., SEND FOR ONE OF THE NEW. HAMLIN'S WIZARD OIL SONG BOOKS-FREE. T" r!! wi rt-.o'.- . 1- 4 1 1 of '.-fi;)-i Sr"i, i r. I N t, U of Ihr r.-al V ..f that MMH 1:1 I I. Ill Ml.liV. HVl IN T. MAHO Oil CO., CHICAGO. I L. the food jT NN V; twiK -uifOr .7 jZ' yi - i I fr rrsit'n; iliiM - thin fi!i, t)rrtlts, !flii atf ! I Ur l.i.i.l for all mii !i iMi-n, wmtit ii, or iIuMp ii i i S nn s Y I'VIMI'S, Ur I.)..j!iij !.it" tnl'iMlltil Ulllt t'li t, Will t.in- uji th ittin, lln 'i!'t,. !ii w lilf. im; t .,v t!ir t"t' an lit tji ilif .tiT,. Tin of iv w l.l- v. ill ! a f (Itrton.' .i n! h-il h nils whicli trin.' with it !ht. 'h, i '"'utt a". I 1 ' t ! I.,ltiii-, ttott 5i Mownc, Ncv Vurh, EVERYWHERE mnkos tho nerves Btronir. and brincra back tho l'oelincra of vouth to the nre- maturolv old man. It roatorca lost vicor. You mav train tea pounds in ton days. GUARANTEED TOBilOCO HABIT CURE. buy and try a box to-day. It only jtl. Your own drucrtrist will cuarantoo a euro or money re funded. Booklet, written guarantee of cure freo. Address nearest office. STERLING REMEDY CO., MONTREAL, CAN. NEW YORK. fOi.it 'nation. I'urelv ve'etu.liln, Htunnth 8ni crywiii'iv, Ri:urantcct to euro. Uuly 100. CO., Limited, MASS. i i ! I I I ! 1 ' , s ' i t ' i i n t T ''' "1" CABLED FIELD AS'D HOG FENCE. i!i m itaimrr tt k. I M.i'tnc lfiiiulni Mrv .il.ilf lu U I xl.l.iur lri. 121 High Street. DE KALB, ILL. for all such. 1 1 w nunv iu!-: f'.U luyf tlu' will, ! mt noj.owi r to li in;4 'iit tlif ir ii.'iit) ; .ctjil' who :.!nj JiKc a ! n 1 it 1 u m t.t t v. i v n S( ''ut "n !) v.'rl; , . ....' . : ..... . I ' ' ' - 4 ' " l'luiiiJ WilO ll.lM' IH1 1 1 1 f ah Uruistut. s . nJSi. Starling T.at In I.lfo. Iu the recently published life of thi late Sir E. l. Hamley appears one ol ' hia favorite stories, which has reference to Capt. Brook, riding master at th , Cadet college. Brooks was anxious U ; enter his son at Wellington college, and i started one day to walk to the collcgo from tho station. Seeing Broadmoor Lunatic a3ylum, he confounded the one establishment with the other, walked up, and rang the bell. lie asked tho porter if be could see tho principal. When the latter op- ' peared Brooks thought him a queer- looking figure for an instructor of youth. Bnoks said: "I wish to put my hoy under you. charge if you can take him." "Oh. yc3," said the man, "is he a bad case?" "Bad easel" exclaimed Brook. "Wha'. on earth do you menu? There's not a better boy In England. The only thing I fear is that he may bo too o'd." "Why, how old Is her "He is eighteen." "Pish! we take them up to eighty." "Why," said Brook again in high dudgeon, "if he does not come hero till eighty, what time do you stipposo he's going to get his commission?" Pear ton's Weekly, Howard There goes a modern arg n;mt. A'gcnion What golden fleece Is h after? Howard Old Aatorbllt's ewe lamb. Kpiwh-Maklni; In Kentucky. As Judge Lurton of Tennessee was once going through Texas he met an old Texan, who described at length the people that had settled In his neighbor hood, a large number of them having tome from Kentucky. "And there's them Kaiuluckians," f?:iid he. "They're the speakin'est peo ple I ever see in my life, fer a fact. Why, whenever wo hev a shootin' match, a camp-meetin', a wcddlu', e.r a fun'ial, you kin Jest bet that them Kaintui klans will be thar, and afora you knows It they'll bo a-ofTerin' reso lutions and a-makln' speeches till you cnin't rest. To tell the truth, Jedge, they cain't cut a watermelon without a tpeedi." lietrilnitlnii. Wife- If I had known before we wort married that you swore so, I never would have married you. The Husband (sadly) That's what :omc3 of being a hypocrite. Life. ' Kloiitlnif 1. mix In, "I went shooting yesterday." "What, aas tho game law expired?" "Oh, yes; nothing else did, though." Chicago Kenord. "You say that horse isn't afraid of anything. Can my wife drive him?" "I don't know, sir. I have never seen your wife." Life. .Smokeless powder has been Intro duced at West Point. Tho cadets wear it on their coat l.tpcis for every dance. Chicago IHspatch. The St. Louis girl wrote: "Don't phalc to bo lhar." Her Kansaa City b'-ati replied: "I will be thar; there's no sufli word as phal" Inter Ocean. Laura (Joorge, look at that dog! Will he bite? George-Bite? If he's n dog of any Judgment, Lairrn, he'll try to eat you! (let out, you brute! Chi cago Tiib'.ine. "I'd like to sell you a good wh"el -on'y been u:-e;l a month; 1S'J5 model, iniftimatl'! tires " "No uvf to try, I've a pneumatie poeketbouk."-Indianapolis Journal. Mis. S.viet Do yon fin l It ecorom iral lo do your own cooking? Mrs. Hum m -Dti, yes; my husband doesn't eat half rs much as v lien we had a cook. Yonkers Statesman. Hobby - What Is tho difWenm uveen nitia and water? Paw Tltn dnu;.Ut will how you, tnv ton, tint the tiiffi'iTtice i.i merely the prlie. -Sv ra"itsc l'iii. i:i vo.i pi'.'irjr's I. it' t fvppJPIon i'i th Ar i i kIii'h n s ii- v -if nl dm. : ,' I IIiI.ir I. ' I ilu." n s lii 1 iKi . II -ii I'lllll'l ..t U n l. jlivf. ' I'lCiliuig f,r;.j!i. I i; ri t!ii iiM'im ijiMi-nl ' in 1 1 , v a, V!iiii ,ti w ifh !'U lit i . lull " " f i!riiiiiii-r f .' j r.i t"ii, I'd. - Ti "N-OT." i!ru'ii:!i( i . ' t ii:.in pi hi. ' H il l I;" lit I. itl'H'ij'U JlKIl tl l', 1'n M; 'I'h iii i'.ik i Wi Ilv Criini- V ..i. it vinrii;i I;i,m; jit.ii!i u.i!,l'ifc' n.it fm ii i u i '!.'. I'i l it AU ,i . i i it !...,( i it i i 1. I ill' I r ( (. ;'l J,,. i'u n il 'I 1 i:; i rrit S.i im ! ii is 'it i ir, t.) h iv in ti I li I I i !.i I t In- w " i.'it i. I 'll A , H. If " I". '' t II .1 t' I-.. I i, ' .. . . I.. !! i i. mi I t. I d 1 t -,, ti ll " I !.!.. I' ..!. ' . '. I i'i Hi I !l ii i t I"; t Lu I .i t I ! ii '.. I t 1 I ! I " I ill ( O i i ll i i. I.f i f , !- i I' ll.lt ft Ii . I T, K H. t I !i " V i ! !,l, I . t " ( I'i f. ' "II .1 I I 1 1 i ;t I I' M I K Hil fjueit. f (in p., k av 1 1 S Ml J ft! W ' 1 Wi THE SPINNER. A Trondorrnll ln;eniouii Autonittoa Mini tu I ranee. The in tustry of buildin1 automa tons has been thoroughly revive I in Franc. One of tho latest specim -:is is the. "spinnin? jrirl," an excepti.in ally inseniuiis automatic flfrure. Tho spinner is arrsye 1 iu the picturesque style of th YVattcau p-riol. The face looks vory natural, and the hair trembles in cr sp curls around the pretty foreli? 1 1, caused by the mo tion of tho fi.nt and han is un 1 tho drivin? meehanii'ti. The ajtioa of tho spinniti!,' wluvl is quite realistic, and the spinner's ha 'id seems t' twist the thread as she ih-.uvs it from tha loom and winds it out y the spool. The buildiujr of an automaton of this kind is a very com pi lea ted affair. Tho whole schema mu.il lirst be out lined and designed, befiv. a model can b. ma lo of It either iu clay or In wax, from which a hollow mold is cast Every important part of tho figure is represented iu this mold. Great care is bestowed upon tho costume, so as to conform witli tho epoch from which tho subject is taken. Tho mechanism is always complicated, and requlrosaa especial ly inventive tfouiui. As a rale tha clock-work movement is employed. Tho Frenchman, Vichy, is considered to be tho greatest automaton artist of the day, and has done much to re vive this ancient art nni'iuff the me chanical geniuses of the closing cen tury. Ilrr Dally I oixl, "I love all that is betutiful in art and nature," she was saying- to her esthetic admirer. "I revel in the green fields, the babbling brooks and tho little wayside flowers. I feast on tho beauties of the eartli and sky utid air. They arj my daily life ami food and" "Maudie!" cried out her mother from the kitchen, not know ing that her daughter's beau was in tho parlor, "Maudie, whatever made you go and eat that Mi: Jis'i of pota toes that was left over from dinner'.' I told you that wo wanted them warmed up for supper. I declare if your appetite isn't big enougli to bankrupt your pa!" I lllHO WIllll'liKl There urn knuvi's now uml then met wlili wlio reriif mint icriii'n lural hilti pt unci ihiInuii-. OUH Stimuli IIS lliflllll'lll Ullll IT KiSWiM.l iroirtlfs Hliln to tliiini! of HiNlittfrM Mimi iii li Hit lira. ''In'fe minii,s only mu ici d in toiNtiiiK their triiyhy i tiiiipiniiiils upon jico,n nusuiiiiiliiti'f iili i lie ki'iiiiInc uiilclc which Ih us iiiin h tlii lropiiosliii ii h day Ii to iiUfljt. Auk uud tulii- i;ii hiiI Mlitiilf lor the iiuiiil reineily tor inaliiila. iIvhik'hhIii, cuiistii uiluti, rbeuiuutisui a mi kiilncy tiotible. Mrs. N.: "We will have to have a speaking tube from the dining luom to the kitchen." Mr, N.: "Why?" Mrs. N.: "Wi-ll, I must gel some way of talking to the cook, without having her throw dishes at me." Truth. "I guess Tirother (ioodh'igh is not fc ling well." "What makis you third: so?" "Ho did not go to sleep during service this morning." Trutli, the A ( lillil I iijojs Hie pleasant llavor, gentle action and soothing effects of Syrup of Figs, when in need of a laxative, and if tho fatslier or mother bo costive or bilious, Ihe most gratifying results follow its u.ne; so that it Is tho best family remedy known, ami every family should havo a bottle on hand. Miss Elsa Hfirhi lson has obtained permission of King Oscar of Sweden to plead at the university of fps.ihi. She will be the llrst woman LI,. I). In that country. f T8 -AIIFIttopwil fiwby Ir. K Ilnr'nOrfnt Ner Krulorer. .N KnifiM-1 he iii-m ui 'n in-e. lurvrluueiin-H. Tral leaii'l 8'Jt nil I Mil 1 1" fii l r 11, cut.'., bend tu Or. klint-.U A An ii.l.,l'inia.,J . He: "What a fine sh'l Miss W'umans rights Is!" She: "Yes: she Is a man among women." Truth. "Hanson's Slag-io Corn Salv." Warranted to eilr or monejr rtiliimleil. Aik yuul Iru'ifl.t fur It. i'i Ire IS cent. "Why do you stay In re niid starve"'.' "I've got to. I've p.iil a. mouth's board In advanre. "Truth. rivry ino knoivi Iiht It I. lo inffer Willi mrn'. ru 1 lle-y mi- mil i''.nli!r!vi lo (isiMifal wikli'(. Kriie'vv ilu in Willi Hi u e h i rn. Mrs. Oiadi'ine nu tu 1 1; i-. ;h ii s "f I.imi In the vi' inity of N'iagm F.iU said lo be worth $.',,ihhi. Mn.T Inflnnnrrii eomliinn I o reil'ien linilt !i I i II, fl .ri(i-r Ullilt. 'I In' leMiui,; pr r.l'H ut 1 .im-r onuiL-r l..ulc l .1 im emu i.,e a int. A woman with tl'nvs I like wine w'Mi nuliilee, A Ionic may le. i:i-ei s.-urj , hut It Is not iH-ctar. Truth. Iha Ciw)iaaua I O I o I Q I 0 l Tit: Volume id TiO ('!.' jltml in ti ti.. Six Holiday Nuinbei's. Sr'i.tl S.i ,mif KanVti, J udi. m ( anl r.tMt t-i ri U r.-u., fjViaht t -H.-.C.'.-i.t. , New Y4l'f, Wa.h.ctu!.'e j;,it- il.y. t4.!rr 4b4 I'uunn of J,.y. i i M .1- . I i'i-i.i. M 'I I I I "f ..'...'.-,, I 50-ct. CA MJN'1AU FREE Htm t .1 I Ht 2 - till Ulk o I V' TltK I TheYouths C TH YOUTH'S COMPANION, sc. Columbu Avenue, o I (I.l, t - I 1 Highest Of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Kepon PINCHING FOREIGN WAITERS. They .re Kvn I'orrnil to Tork Over a Slmro of Tlmlr Tlpt. Waiters in the foreign restaurants of Loudon have distinct grievances that should be remedied, if tho state ments of a (ionium waiter are to bu believed, lie makes complaint of tho annoyance and anxiety suffered by himself in common with other mem bers of his class, owing to a system of sweating of tbe most obnoxious kind which, he asserts is practiced in res taurants that are kept and mainly fre quented by foreigners. Tho proprie tors of these restaurants not only pay their waiters nothing, but exact from them a premium of sometimes us much as half a sovereign for the priv ilege of attending to tho wants of customers, ami performing other duties for twelve or sixteen hours a day. In those rostatirauts largely patronized by Englishmen and AniL-ri-cansjit seems tbat th-se men are ablo to earn a more or less meager iucama, even iiiougu itu-ir masters impose a further tax upon them by charging tor attendance in tho bill, but where the customers hail from countries in which tipping does not obtain, they ilnd tho struggle for existence botli bitter and disappointing. lie ltBiiiiliteil tlia I'olet. James II. lived in t.plemlor in Paris on tho charity of the French king, who did everything ho could to aid hitn. After tho decisive defeat In Ireland he never made un nctivo ef fort to resume the English throne, lie was urged to offer himself as a candidate for the throne of poliind. but declined on account of the turbu lent character of the Polish people. "The English are rebellions enough for me," he said, "without going among these savage Poles," and the speech, when reported, destroyed every chance ho might have had of election. a i a or i'ai-i;!:. Tnr. Vorrn'o I'umi'anion Iiu liiviniin fpin'mi lie ruiii'i' IIii-ii ( liiiriJlv h inini'tu until or wuniiiii In (ii'i'iit lirliulii or liio I'nlii'il SiHii' Mli'i iini'ii mil nm tribute In 1 lit jy tier rie'lt year, 'j lie n rllerii eu Kiiyii fur JS!ifi iieiiil-i' to niuKu the iui(T mure m UMi'tivr limn evrr liMui'i. 'lu tlime ntio uliuTltir it onre. neniliiiK 11.75, the I'lihli.ht'r mul. i' mi r.triiiiriltiinry ufTer. to .eu't life a lninilMitiir foiiT'i'iii," mlenilur. ; I III In., lUhi'tintplifit ti iilii lrlht i-oliirii. rrttill prli'i of wlitrli pi WI eeuu, 'I nr. f 'umi'a mon,' free eiery weel; I'i .Inn. I, l'ie. I hi' ilmiikKh Inn. CliiUlln.i mul Ni Vi-m'i pniihlo N inn In r. free. nn. 'Jmc Con I'lMUl lull enr. W week, In .full. I. 1 SOT. Ail il i i-i-n I ii it Vui i ll Cune mu., iii'i 1 ulutnbua Al, ilu. lull. Poet: "Hope springs eternal In tho human breast." Oynle: "Yes. That appointment may n Truth. the l ver pool go of dls Uty." Tim iinny Pun l ulu VMllry. FOIl SALE The best improved Earn he (farm I in Southern Colorado, :;.'o acres. Addrc-s F. P. linker, To peka, Kas., or N. U. Laker, Alamosa, Colorado. First Pair Hieyelist: "I don't see why the mer should object, to our wear ing bloomers, do you?" Heiond Oilto: "Cure selfishness. Tliey want to wear them themselves." Truth. If the Itithy in Cutting Tcelh, tlctiira aii'l iiu llmt'ul'l ami ell li lcil remeitr, Una Wii.ow' SoorniMi Hvr.cr fur Children Tnetliiu. Misfortune Is a blessing so well dls Rt ised that somelliiies we have to wake in another world to know It. Truth. Co' t oiiii llaUmii T ilir oplett huh l l. Ji nl Preati n,, aCoidrjiilrk. -r Ii.hii aiijlliliiiiHM,. Jl. lmiiiivluije. 'IrviL Miss Martini Carey Thomas, presi dent of I'.ryil Mnwr colee, has been elected t trustee of Cornell university. I leliovo I'jKo'n ( utf fir Cotmiimjitlon sael niylnv'i. Iif he-t mmiiiik-i-. .Mrs. Al. I. IK Do; i.i. a, s, l.o liny. Mich , Oct. J'.l, 'IM. MIsm Tl:eiesiiia l.al.rlnla has gradu !t!i"l fioni ihe nr.ivi rsay of Jlome and I 'i n liiloiilleil to Hi,, bar. ku Uaa cr.aia, tatt.r. biatar ar.ry yJ hi mot Uua "Si Timet a Vr." Subkrlptlnn. 91.79. lor i", Pie - Ml Xl. ,. ,l iu ..u., , m -ill i.l a! i ; i.iu.e I rery fmipe. t vt ti! f - 700 Lnrfj;e Pnjon, Th of The CWr""- rH f,.;f tin,,-, that ui h- UUui Mj4- i.fs. li t4i Viljm K4iiy h J .r 419 r.t!i, L.fji. Iv i:!y.!:4'.4. I im i-j 4 ). M j'i I V. in. ! lit-.,. ,"-.-.tt 41 J ti f. n,,.( V I i I 1. f' i' I I', . ,( lu, A 1 I S.i Uji.' I J , IT 'i a t" fi2htcr 3X1(1 champion in every contest with 5 woBpiiEyiiiie pains HVv()lLf $n 11 tnocIci 0ut m 'vctyjound. and on its belt is written, ..,.rf.....l,...,...,...,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.k.,..,.,. ur.M uK.viai; orri:nt t i v. ill ( ( ., , r 1, 1 . tt i , k4-' 414 4i t ii . a ii.,,i. It,,- Vi-IV. t -a r. ,. I ! , ttj...i.,4, Vi. i.m. Jl V-'H I'ii.I'h H.mf.n, O I N .!... 4 '.! Jll i u l).&, im. (1 VI 1 (,. 11 U" I f . V" t t I? 1 Att'ni "1 1 -;. t' !l 4, l iiy , '! i f rt 0' iff, r fii ill I f, JUST FOR FUN. Friend And are you very happy? Bride Very. Almost every day I hear of some other girl who would have Jumped at tbe chance to marry my husband. The Greatest flcdical Discovery of the Age. KENNEDY'S MEDICAL DISCOVERY. DONALO KENNEDY, F ROXBURY, MASS., Has discovered in one of our common pasture weeds a remedy that cures every kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofuu down lo a common Pimple. 1 lie has tried it in over eleven hundred cases, and never failed except in two cases (botli thunder humor). He has now lu his possession over two hundred certificates of its value, all within twenty miles of Boston. Send postal card for book. t A benelit is always experience!) from the lirst bottle, and k perfect cure is war ranted when the riylit quantity is taken. Wi .'ii the hums are affected it caujjj shooting pains, like needles passing' through them; the same witli the Liver or Bowels. This is caused by the' ducts being stopped, and always disappears in a week after taking it, Head the label. II the stomach is foul or bilious it will cause squeamish feelings at first. No change of diet ever necessary. Eat the best you can get, and enough of it. Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bed time. Sold by all Druggists. A few m Doses of DWobb'S mdrteyPills g will relieve m m w Pains In your Back, Sides, Muscles, Joints, Head. etc. nd all Kidney Troubles; Rheumatism, Gout, An aemia, and other Blood Troubles, caused by sick kidneys. A few boxes will cure. -, w All ilrnpniata. or mnileil piwlptttd for 5U-. mr bo. fgSi Write fur pamtiHIet. HOBO'S MEDICINE CO , V Ch cijo. San Franoied, fiS5) PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM M - U l iH'H'ilitiM th b!f. 9 I'.,.,....,.. Itiiurtsiit frrnwtn. iNevrr Fails to Keator Grtr Xt,.tm . m Vnnlkfii I nsTa Cum ip 1teH it hair ftiluif. MM STOVE REPAIR Works Mtovo Hrpalrn for 10,000 eirTrrrnt atovra UidrancM, JaoU loutlua Mt. , Omaha, LUKlS Vlttht ALL tlbt IAIL5. tiuh Syrup. '1 a'ua Oood. ' Heat Couif ti tri tiiTi. Sul-I hy nrnimlnta. L. ?!. U. No. 48. (835. I o I o ;r jwt." mat wtte&xS&uk OflPANION i.i.. ...tl,, ,?,.r rum,) ant I iiiuly. I For nil tho Fmnlly. 0 I Poiti youx 4 !! Dal la tJU' t.tk' ! Mnwimrt 4 tduitl lh tut 4 iik-Mt Stuix. I ita '.t-.u'i, Ant.Jitu, U4Uk m - u - ll4ia.u J9 I I 0 luii tf Tltt; OiMPlMoS. . I f, ... I e f OSl't SEND thU hlip with 1 0 1 0 1 1. 4 O I, ,.. Ootton, M, II tr 1 k. o