,5 Zt Wttlty gntttpmflcnt BY H.HUCKINS. LIKCOLN, NJBBASKA. Men with one Idea nro often worse Shan those with none. Queen Victoria's isllvenvaro at Wind sor sastlo Is valued at $12,500,000. ...Turkey has had a change of cabinet, but its real need is a change of popula tion. Tlire arc still more women than men in Slassachuwtts. but they don't count politically. With good flour $3.25 per barrel, ap ple $1 per barrel and potatoes 20 cents a bushel nobody ought to go hungry ihln winter. The ieenien have already begun to talk about a poor crop of Ice. They should not bo bo easily discouraged. Tiiere may be neveral chilly days yet I'cfore spring opens. The Indiana Suspender Company han 8!ped. There is nothing very re markable in that: it was its regular Innings to Minpend. Hut It should fcru.-e ,ip now. A woman accidentally dropped Into tier hushand'H office yesterday and dis covered him using one of her biscuits as ;i paper weight. The neighbors nay the suspense Is dreadful. From the number of long dispatches that the United States and (ireat lirlt aln are sending each other, it vould Keern that they hud adopted the prize ring method of lighting. That earthquake shock is now be Ijevfd to have been nothing more seri ous than un ultimatum on its way from l.-ngland to come South American re public on the Pad lie coast. A Cincinnati policeman has been fined $100 for klumng a woman while on duty. For self-protection our own pretty boys in blue should adopt muz zlea without a moment's delay. As the result of a fever Richard Mar..iill has forgotten the lines of all lils plays. In Mr. Mansfield's case this is a misfortune, but wo could mention Home cases in which it would be a god p."iid to the public. Major Quinn, United States engineer ,n charge of the lighthouses In the New Orleans district, says that the lower del la and the nea manioc along the dulf 'V'xioo are slowly sinking. For more than a year experiments with the gauges have been in progress at tho mouth of the Mississippi river, and, as a result. Major Quinn has reached the conclusion that the level of the gulf has been raised one foot since 1877. This the major atti limit d to a gradual though irregular subsidence of the land along the coast, and, he believes, throughout the Mississippi delta and the southern portion of Louisiana. The tenth anniversary of lli Intro duction of the modern bicycle was cele brated in London last week, when J. K. Starley entertained a number of per sons promlr.ent in the cycling world. In IsS't the Rover safety was Introduced by Messrs. Slarley and Sutton, und in that year S. Colder created a world's record by riding fifty miles on the road in 3 hours 5 minutes and 45 seconds. Ten years later last September .1. Piatt Hetta rode fifty miles on the path on a Rover in 1 hour 18 minutes and "S 2-5 seconds. K. It. Sliipton Incl lientally stated that the first bicycle was invented by a Scot In 18K5, and Mr. Starley said the cycling trade- was now ten times larger than in 1S8M. Tn a report to the Department of State Consul Meeker of llradford sayj that the I'nited States con;:niar nerv ier in at present lnjitig In Id up to public icw in Kngland as a model after which the Fngllsh government should copy. Th! compliment comes not from mere tr or theorists , but Is Itestowcd by a rv eminent authority in the I'niti'd Kingdom - the rM'utive Council nf the ambition of Chamber of Cnnimeieo. The attention of the e.et utivt council w.i called to the tu-tlon of the govern-in-r.t of the I'nited States in unpplvlnp traders and Iiuniws men with In formation "P 1 date, by mean of con. fiiiar report, with l.g.uil to oi.'iiiui! Un iiliiea In foirlgn luoiunr-. and if.i- boily lias rfpic.,i d the govern i fii to provide fer connil.ir reporti I- ,ia are made by 111" I'linxiil.ir cerv tiit the 1 tilled Suit u, Mr. Met ker ..' If may l Of tlidli-tt l I he itlllu i , , that the of our tiiti-ulii t . . I . K !l : f. ii" I tl t til-', I . i y IiIrIi. v i uf In Milt: -It lot t i I, t ti 1 t an. I I. , im. O ir nui tl' ate k'v. it 1 1 tll : . . -al, iniell'i'.' i" ' iii. I ki at a. I it lit . i t Kir lllit;i?!ivt to t.il; trader, .i i irmlt rn vtttli u t'il Intui tn it I. it: 11 r t' ri d In. The I liiiitedi li a , j f, to lit mil) (( iililt ftr,s ifi."ii ', ...,r iplty 1 I'd d In l!n I h j: -' i ..f ti'.ttf Mlltt III' lltfiH I.t t"'t f t ... infrm ti 'tl in t' t' I"" t t li - i ,iilll''t tn"'' i it II t , ! H . l u. I It!'' I K11'! I i"t .i i a i' ' s l no I i a t t 'i ' . , 1 n( ,i I'S'i i Hp in i li iff !.'!- t i' V .in I pi l t "in U I ! , ,r . t in'ft 1 In pi t- ! .t I .tiif . , .1 , ! Ur i lit ' i h t r ' i"ir i ( iV i - " Mill' I" I ' t' I I I I . I , I . i , . l I Ua t ."Ht t in is. , i . ,, ! It" ll t I l't tl 1,(1 ,t 4 "i'lli U ! i to ti ! I '' I' i 'it I " Hi i.ll tit t It' .', (H I I- j I 1 1 It' I l He I h ' il t ' i ''! .1 4 ii' , t I. i V j.l up i- t II.- t .., , i "; s if m il- I'-- i. . , , Woman's Wit. TOLD BY A SOCIETY GIRL Something About Morphine. Cnlphur, Mnlamni mid Other Thing. From the Kvr nintf News. Kewark, N. J. Among tho popular society leaders in East Orange, X. J., Kmma L. SUdl, a eharminfr young maideu, stands in tho foremost rank. She is of a lovable disposition and tho light of the social set iu which sho moves. For two years sho has been a sick girl from in ternal troubles peculiar to women, and hav ing recently recovered, has given our roporter the following interesting account: "lustcad of improving under tho earn tf my physician 1 became worse. For fivo wofcks I was unable to get out of bed ami about six o'clock each morning I suffered horribly. My lips wore 're and lacerated from the marks of my teeth, fcr in my efforts to keep from screaming 1 sunk my teoth deep into my lips. At such times I rolled and tos.HPiliuit.il tho bed shook likeantpea leaf and it finally got so serious that tho doctor I won't tell you his name gave mo pomo morphine pills to take. The very thought of thcrn now makes mo shiver. Those morphine piilssimplyput me to sleep for awhile, and when 1 beciimo conscious again my ngony was renewed. "Tho piiin in my stomach and back was more than 1 could stand. 'Your blood Is poor,' said tho doctor, 'takcsulphur and mo Jasses,' und 1 did until it was it great won der that I was not a molasses cake. It was time wasted in taking it bee an no 1 was not benefited in tho leant; my suffering con tinued, but by a mighty effort after being in led so long. I got up. Oh, but I was a sad sight th on. From 112 pounds I had fallen to ninety ; my checks wer palo and sunken nnillliuipe.il; yes. actually hobbled from the oxtrenift pain in my sido. Then I read of Dr. Williams' Pink Villa for Fulo People and tho testimonial in tho Xnws inspired mo with hope. I got tin) pills and took them. Hefore manv days 1 began to im prove and before I had finished one box I felt as if I could go out end walk for miles. I soon stoppod limping and through the Pink Pills I soon bid goodbye to my head aches while tho pain in my stomach and back slowly but surely succumbed to the influence of thesn pills that seem to bo ablo to pi ii u ado all pain to leavo one's body. Now 1 am as I used to boj well ond strong, lighthearted and merry but never without tho pills. Hie i have got some of them now," nud from a nearby desk she banded out one of tho boxes. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, fn a con dojsod form, all the elements necessary U) give new llfo and richness to the blood and restore shattered norfrs. 'J hey ore oho u spcrifio or troubles peculiar to females, such as suppressions, irregularities, and all forms of weakness. 'J'hoy build up the blood, and restore the glow of health to palo and sallow cheeks. In me.' they effect a radical euro in all cases arising from mental worry, over-work, or excesses of whatever nature. Pink Pills are sold in boxesfnever In Joo.so bulk) at 60 cents a Iwx or six boxes for $2.50, and may bo had of all druggists, or direct by mail from Ur. Williams Medl cluo OouiDanv. tiuhencctadv. N. Y. MghtliiB a Lump With an Icicle. The most curious experiment imajj inablo is that of lighting a lamp with an icicle. Vet, remarkablt; as it may seem, it can easily be done, provided you pet the right combination i con nection with the ice. The experi ment is very simple. Procure a smull pieee of metallic potassium and place it across tho wick tube, the wick junt timeliing- tho metal. Now touch tho potassium with tho ico and the water thus chemically generated will in stantly lake firt; and light the wicif. Ito very careful, as a larjfe piece of tho potassium is likely to explode. Illuming IIihiIiIb 'uiarlty. In the year 1S91 the Ue Knlb Fence Co. of Do Kalb, 111., doubled tho ca pacity for producing their lines over lSUa", which gave them an output of 20 miles per day. The demand for their goods has been so great the past sea son, that in order to be nble to supply their trade, they havo been compelled this year to double the capacity of 18'J4, which now gives them an output of 40 miles per day. This In itself speaks well for their product and merits the attention and inspection of our readers, and all that are in need of smooth wire fencing of any kind, and it will be to your inter est to write for their catalogue which describes in detail their goods, com prising tho largest and most complete lines of smooth wire fencing now pro duced by any one plant in the country See their ad In another column of thi3 paper. A M;h Wlltir. On one occasion, in a caso as coun sel ami tpier,tionin!f a witness, Sir Francis .loliii-.on, afterward chief justice of the superior court of I'm pruvitic. of .aclifc, hail: "I want to know, did you see il done'.''' Witness -No. I v.a-t not tin eye-witness, but an ear-wit iii"... "All." remack "tl Sir Fraiiei, ' n near witness an I not a iii-,ii witness? That Is what I cull a Ui-.t Miction without tt ililTeivnci'.'' A ll.iilo .ty Inn i ll. At c!,'lit-wlie 'led rail wa? church lias just Iim"! ttiii-diuil al Till it, in tho l.ietorv of tho 'l'r;i:i -Can.' isiau rail way co'iipiiii, fo.' use nto.ti,' tho line. Ii is Mirtu.iiiiit 'd by a I'l'n.i al nun eti I. un I it t the nt her there is li bin I muiio b.'lfrv with three bells. I! 'sides llic iliiii'tli .ioii'i', it has up.ti t infills for the iiiin'wli-r. It can uf.uta'ily oe.it s.vi'iit , p.T.ttis. Tlii! altar is I .a le uf t-.ir t'. oak, lli.n I lot! W ' i f it I i e Hon hdl1 II ir f'W trt f .1 ItllV i I f i if I.ll H I II ll. 1 1 I til I mi t , Hi ' I I V It tU i at i" t'l I'lm- K .1. i lllM V A ' , ' .! I , i W Its ti'tl ri ii'. I li.ni- Uu n F. ,t t''i.ii. v f .r Un U-M ! i' it'll ii I . a p. It. li lie t il l-' In iit t i ii- . t - 1 1 i- 1 1. an, i, H I l ii iii, - i '. I itl .i i cm. v ll . fl lln 11! ' In I H v i ' , ' Or , . I I ' I S i i I W N" "it ti ti I V. i , h , -ti.. T l'i i m i . A t . ' l I 'I !;!' . 1 I I- II III I ' . II tt K . A ill I l' !- II I ' ' t'l l -- I ,., iii Hilt: . i f tin -i.-ltt ! t. i .i . , i t i,. .. pi - ; .. i-r t n i v ; I in !l i .-mie t it ti i .' 'tti-. ' : H'lfH I ", I V li' - ' i ' i' n ll 11 i ll i i 11 i f ., lit I III 1.1 I . . I I . VI t -1 ii i I '- ii 1 I ' .1 i i U i t. ! n I 1 I. . . t t, l ' I tit ill tl , f ,i K.,1 , at t .'. . f I . I '. i ' p. i -Hi nil i m. f,i i iMti, ; : it I i i I 1 1 ,1 I .ti t . ti 1 1 l,ii i ill In I l I' "I' I I.ll ! l!i IS' "m ' t ' t" .1 th t ii I - i i ,i i . : i ' i tt iv t , ii h i i t i n1 li , ' oi (i t - ' ic n - i I .ti .. ir . ,. ... .,1,1,.-..? , 1 1, , ,i ,i,i.,' 1 ... 'in I.' li.,' . . ,t i t ' ... ' .i t - I .' I .1 t . , SEXATOJiS NOT UNITED REPUBLICANS DIVIDED ON ORGANIZATION. A Majority of the Sennto Appenrtn Atl vtitnle nu J:rrirt at. Iteorgauizsit Ion in Itepnlill. nn Lines, lint Olifrr Memhi-rs are Opposed to Such ftlnvemunt. WAsmxfiTox, Nov. 2o. Opinions ara decidedly at a variance amout' the I!c publican Senators witli reference to the reorganisation of the tscnate and nothing definite will be known until after the convening' of that body. Sen ator .Sherman, who is chairman of tho Republican caucus, expressed the opinion to-day that the Republicans would hold a conference early in tho session for the consideration of this question. A majority of the ltepub lican Senators here appear to advocate an effort at reorganization on Repub lican lines, but some of tho older and more conservative of t hem oppose a Movement in this direction, contend ing that it would be impolitic to as sume control of uB'airs and take charge of the committees without hav inc; a working majority in the Senate. Some Republican senators who favor organization advance the idea that tho Democrats will not demand a division when the election comers, but allow the Republicans to take Jt by default. Democratic senators here tlo not con firm this view, and the indications are that they will hold the olliees until the Republicans show themselves able to take them. To secure this, the Re publicans will have to obtain some of the I'opulist, voles. Senator l'cli'er, who is generally re garded us the leader of the third party, is advocatine; the maintenance of mi independent position, and it is considered probable that this advice will be followed to the extent of put ting a ticket in the field at the beifin niptf of the contest if the Republicans attempt re-organization. The Repub licans are claiming, however, that they will secure Senator Stewart' vote and that Senator Jones also will probably stand with them. These ac quisitions would besutlicienttocnabli! the Republicans to take the organiz ation. It appears altogether probable that the question will be postponed until after the seating of the L tali senators, which cannot happen until some time in January or February, tlepcndmir upon tin; expedition displayed in their election by the L'tali Legislature. II is altogether probable that by that time the Republicans will bo in condi tion to claim the organization and that they will take it. There will be an effort on the part of some of the senators to compromise the claims of the hiiver and anti-silver Republicans in connection with tin committee on finance by enlarging the committee to eleven and giving the sil ver men one of the new places and the gold men the other. CANAL FICURES TOO LOW. XU';iratia I'oiiiiiiIkhIiiiii'iii' rirt. I'ar I r n tit ( lifpilns. WAsnrxoTov, Nov. "'i. A s-ions Mow has been dealt to the Niearageun Canal Company's project for the con struction of a water way uero.-s the Isthmus by the report of the Nicara guan canal commission. Inevitable delay and a further and more thor ough investigation of the entire sub ject arc declared to be necessary be fore even the engineering feasibility of any canal across Nicaragua can bo decided upon. The report of the Nicaragua canal commission, now in the President's bauds, points out that it is not prac ticable nor advisable to attempt tho construction of the Nicaragua canal upon the data at present available, and that the undertaking' would be fraught with hazards too obvious to disregard. That knowledge may be had of the physical ami topographical conditions u fleeting the const ruction and maintenance of a canal across Nicaragua, upon which to form u haul judgment as to the feasibility, per manency and cost, the commission recommends an appropriation by Con gress of S.'i.iO.o.io for evtensive ad ditional surveys liiiil e.Mtaiiiiat ions, covering a period of eighteen months. With t!ie data al baud, howev -r. the commission makes a provisional est iui.tte of cost M i:l, iT '.s.t i ,p nearly double that of the Maritime ('anal Coiiipaii'.'s unet nil'.tiinial estimate of '-ii'i.-.i t.i.i'iii. The e tniiiii --.ion makes its estimate 'provi limial.' for the c mi-mi:--ioners h i.. that tlii c' t iiig t!:'. : ;i are inadequate as a Im-.h for esti mating the cost of many struei ,n-cs. Sunn' portions of the work will net more; nt hers less Tberep nt savstbe nil!. Milt estimate by the couipniv uf j fc'.;i.s',i i,i,i,ii i, jiiMidu'ic ut fur the work: I tli.it iu M-v.-ral iiiipm tact t a .es tin' tpiaiit it i.'s m ii it be increase I and. in numerous t ,ie . I lie unit pi i.n s tiuii.it make proper nil . Malice fur l be iliiV -r- ciiec iu I he i I of the umU let cc:i the I nitcd Guilts un. I N ii 'ir.i .hi i, Tin' gi-iii'r.il triitdof t h vii I ii 'l i p.'rl ! ei i '.anil v v t'l y un iwv.ii'.i li!e t' I In' c.nial cui.ip t n v. TAYLORS STILL AT IT. "I Mil li l lt il-III. I, llilf uf I In III III 4 l'i III I ( I i.ll J.'. (Ml. I t I. ! i i - V.. . Nov , sii - ',,1 !S' llllt". i Ih Vl li,e ti i.v ait, I f ii'i.l t t i a ii.itc n tn ottil'l t.!. ,-! V I ,;!,. -ii It us . i IIS.Mt'. I V f.lll'l I i 1 si.."' . I Ll,. ft I ',, , l 4 I I 'ii'- l U, I - i . ,1 1. S i, I (.'.. I if I'll. I It fill II '' i ti .1 . I t I .. iMi-'l I I f H I I I S. Ili.ll.' If. '.II If t it 1 1,4-111 , it t a Ii . ,.; in I ' liti.-i, t , ,ii i i ,. I I.,' ! 1 l ! I ',. I.,.! ..f i V,,'i t , DUMAS '..finUHJi'.t.V ILL. i"iiflf 1.1 111.' i Mm. t I tin tl tlll.tl ,1. f ..lit. rtM - '' 1 1 i "is 1 1.-- it. .. r i set . .tt,., , ; ., i " ' ' u 'i -t r .nt f i, .- i. lit it - i t i , i ... i, . i ,. i ,,,, i i 'i ' t i. , . i, , i -l ' ' - I ". "- I 1 I 1 ': . !, , , I , -. , I" I H. -I .-. ....... . ,J . , 1 ? I, .'I, "I D , ti il ti , I I it s It ' t . 1 I I ' I ,i !, .1 I.- ' ' .'.-:. I - I- J - ... . I "' ' I ' f ' .1 ..',(. I '! t. I, ... HLPOBT OF COINAGE. Value of Gultl ami hllver Deposited at the .Hint During I.ant Fiscal Year. Washington; Nov. L'O. According to the annual report of the direc tor of tho United States mint, the value of the gold deposited at the mints and assay ofilccs during; tho fiscal year was SSTSl'.O;-, of which S'i.'i, 101,007 were original deposits and S:J2,3Jl,2J were re-deposits. The classification of the original deposits of gold was: Domestic bullion, $44, ,'iTl,'.)49; worn, nncurrent and mutilated gold coins, SI88,:.'.riS; foreign bullion and coin, Sl'i.DOT.OtO; gold plate, jew elry, etc., S-V; 13,8(1'.'. The value of the fdlver deposited during the fiscal year was $l,"i,714,3i!,1, of which Sl.V-'H, Too were original de posits and SlT'J.Oti."; redeposits. Tho value of tho deposits ot domestic sil ver bullion at the mints during tho fiscal year was fcS,M0t,:iil'i, and worn ami mutilated domestic coins, at silver dollar value, S-',k',j'.,;;,j:j; foreign bullion and coin. 1.7s0,0'.'3; old plate, jewelry, etc., $7r0,0til. Tho coinage by the mints during the year was: Cold, SM:),!:n,47.; silver dollars, Si:i,'.).Vi,01 1; subsidiary silver coins, bi,40;i; minor coins, S7l.'.',.V.M; a total coinage of S"''l,71.1.5 111. In addition to the coinage executed by tho mints during the year, gold bars were manufactured of the value of &lJ,l.v:,370, and silver bars of tho value of $l0,:il,.vi'.). The average Loudon price of silver bullion during the year was ;.". pence, epii7alent to iWi.H cents. The highest price of silver during the year was US cents, and the lowest price 59. H, At the average price of. silver bullion during the fiscal year, the ratio of gold to silver was J to 32. .1, and the bullion value of a l.'nited Mates bilvcr dollar was $!).'t..ii;ri. The value of the gold and silver es timated to have lieen used iu the in dustrial arts during tho calendar year was approximated at $21, ft HAV.', of which $I0,(l.'i8,ii0t was gold, anil SlO.HHj.o-H was silver. The estimated metallic stock in tho I'nited States on .July 1, 1 H0.", was: Colli, $-ii:iri.23t,8;'"'; silver, $i't2.'5,H.')o,'al'.; a total of Sl.l.'il-.'.OH'.TTl. The estimated product of gold and silver in the United States during tho calendar year 1KH was: Cold. SU'.t, ;Vi'),00f); silver, $!),.-,0o,00:t line ounces, of tlie commercial value of $:i 1, 4 000, and the coining value of iff. 1,000,000. The estimated production of the world for the calendar year was: Cold, SIH'Vc'ii.lOO; silver, coining value, S..lo.H!i2,:.'0i'; commercial value, S10'!, :.e'.!'oo. The coinage of gold and silver by the various countries of tin: world, so fur as the information has been re ceived for tbecalendar year, ld'.i4, was: Cold, 3227,2I,o:t2; silver, $MW,:jS3,!i.v;. in his report Mr, Preston gives an estimate of tho approximate htock of money in the principal countries of the world. He places the stock of gold at fjl.OSii.sOo.OOO; the stock of full legal tender silver at $:s,4:i!', :soo,0o0; stock of limited tender silver at $0aT,2X), mak ing a total silver toek in the world of S-l,o:o, ;i0o,(i(i(); the uncovered notes are placed at S'.'.tti'.'.iiOU.OOO. .Mr. Preston, in a review of tho mon etary legislation of the country, states that the real demonetization of silver took place in Is-i.'t, when tho weight of tin! divisional coins was reduced about 7 percent. This, he says, was not an accident, or an oversight; it was ex pressly declared in the house of reprc sentatircH that the intention was to make gold the sole standard of value in the large transactions, ami silver subservient to it for small ones. The act of i7.'t, be says, was only nominal. In bis report the director of tin; mint soys that the result of the currency legislation of the United States for over a hundred years has been such us to leave an incoherent monetary sys tem as inconsistent, illogical and ex pensive as can well be imagined, thai inspires little confidence at home, and is not conducive of our credit abroad, and its reform is one of the most im portant and urgent political and linau eial quest ions of the hour. lie says that on January 1, 1 S7!, the date of the resumption of soeeie pay ments, theonlv currency, except coin certificates, retjuired to be redeemed in gold coin, wu the S.ii'i,osl,"i'i legal tender notes then outstanding, which the then secretary of the treasury "us of t lie opinion that a gold reserve of 100.00.1,0 "I would be snllieient to maintain, but tho paper currency re deemable on presentation has been in creased to t he extent of S I "'','' I '. ooo. issue I iu payment of the silver bullion purehiisc'l under act of .Inly I I. I -: ". it'siili's these, there were oiitst:: iiiling November!, 1 '.". 5 l.'.l, l.'iii, '.'.Vi ill -il-ver cert i'ieati'i, aid as the act of .Ii.lv It. I Vi K tl.'.-iaiv.l it tube the citab le bet policy of the United Mutes t.i maintain the tun metals at parity uith i:itli ot her." there was tow a total of :. r. '.i. !. '.i.' ' ! resting on the I a .is of the gold reserve 04 5 Kill, Ol.o, OlKI. DRICHTEI? IN TURKcY. Or. I. r llt'itiij lt.'.i.iri-il I iitlt r I In-s tli.iii t Inslrtit I tints. ( nsi m iV'i'i . Nov .''-Th nit t .a t ii n in Aii.it i'i 1 (tpp.'iti i In be much nt'tre trniuin.l than for Home time, and 1 1. en is 111 tlo, iii! tli.it M 'eiiin i f fi.i t- tire ln'.:ir lit I'le iii Ii 1- lit ' lit I ill's t iiiiin.in Is t 1 tiitiiit:i n ui.i'P 111 I In- .li. triits w ! 1 1' t't' it. -tin I .1 ticcs : If t III I'., tl'lf'l Bit-1 ! lti:lfi . ttis ir- I iters ul I'unn' tuit biv tut liiiv.' in'- t line I I I , ii .els 1 Cm .let itt- Ins . i.f f.i . 1 1 1. 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Many instances are on record of tenacity of memory on the part of carrier pigeons, who are said never to forget their first cote. None of these instances are more remarkable, prob ably, than that recorded of one of the birds employed to carry messages into I'ar is during tlio siege. These birds, domiciled in Paris, were taken out by balloons, and after being laden with tidings from without were liberated and made their way back to their homes. One day a pigeon from one of these balloons was captured by a German soldier of the besieging army, lie gave it to his ofliccr who presented it in turn to his commander. Prince. Frederick Charles. The prince sent it as a gift to his mother in Germany, who happened to bo somewhat of a pigeon fancier. "The princess, delighted with the gift, placed the captive in a great dovo cote, where it was surrounded with every luxury that the most exacting bird could ask for, but whence it could not escape. Here the French pigeon lived, ap parently happy enough, for four loncf years. Put it did not forget its fatherland. One day a door of tho great dove cote was left carelessly open. The French pigeon flew out. It was never seen again by its German hosts, but ten days later it was beating its wings against the doors of its old cote in the I'.oulevard do Clichy, Paris. It was recognized by its old keeper, and re ceived the welcome duo to a patrijt returned from a long captivity. A MARK TWAIN JOKELET. He 1'roved to Mr. Mown Ihitt Ho Had it Hilar anil Ntit'Ulhi. There is a story told in Hartford about Mark Twain which is more characteristic than funny, but it sug gests a comfortable fashion. Mrs. Harriet IJieeher Stowe lives a few doors from Mark's house, and one fino hot summer morning tha bolietniau jester, while strolling out before breakfast in a smoking jacket and blippc.'s und without either collar or necktie, found the venerablo au thoress sitting on her veranda, and so went insitle and made a morning call of a quarter of an hour or so. Then he lounged homo to breakfast and shocked his wife by telling her that he had been calling on Mr,. Stowe. She advised him to dress after break fast and call again and apologize. Mark knew a better way. He sent a collar and necktie by one of his chil dren, by way of sample, nnd Mrs. Stowe expressed herself as perfectly bati.slicd. Couldn't Smell In the lUrli. An old gentleman too impatient for his hot water ami a light to be brought rushed into tho kitchen, seized hold of the f':.st p:tn on tho utovc nnd dashed away with it to hi.t dark room. On plunging his hands into tho wash hand basin ho was amazed to find that it contained some thing thicker than water -that he had, in fact, spoiled tho first couro of his dinner by trying to wash in the soup. Polling over with passion ho began to upbraid his wife, and on her sug gesting that he might have smelted it was soup ho thundered: "How in thj name of fortune could I smell iu tho dark'." One of tlie (llilrst Trent. 1 One of the oldest trees standing in England is the "Tortworth"' chestnut, which, so far back as the reign of Ste phen in ILL", was so remarkable for its size and antiquity that it was r c ognized U3 the terminal boundary of tho manor of Tort worth in Glo s- tershire. The womlrously old tree was cited by Dr. Kueard in his con troversy with Dailies Harrington as a convincinc proof of the chestnut be ing indigenou.s toCrcat I'.ritain. It is supposed to have attained it maturity in tho reign of Kgbert. In JTimtho Tortworth chestnut was .".0 feel in cir cumference anl f.'j feel high, and many more centuries of tranquil ex ibteuce Were predicted fur it. KMIimI Iit it iiiiti-ft 1 a 'krr. A water turkey, one of those vieioii", lotig-niM.-kevl and sharp-billed birds that cry so weirdly along the water ways of Florida, Hat eui'jlit recently by a small boy, who exhibited it. A passer-by fctooped tlo vn ami peered bet ween the slat t at the bird, when, 1 quick as a flush, the Imi-f stiletto- j shaped hill shot out an l pierced tho j pupil of his eve. and, entering into j the brain, caused his death a few 1 le mi's later. I V , ( ) 0 ( ) Grace before Meat. Tlurt' a iliilfit inr Wlsvx : N iii-; fall ..f th.uiks ami Nin;,' lull vi ''h.XXhy tltiniit-i. ; (. ) ( ll.it tlio uttf tiiiiti' uctu r.illv ( v,tn it l'v I v lptil ulu ii t! u- ( i ji" ?. rutU n- lKff'- ( ) ( 'I lull lVvliii; .uur Tli-ink-s'.iiiiu t ; pill. Nt any 'ill, mit, yu. Tin ;r- aw "!! lint wt-ti'l In !p tiiu, T.ilif Ihc pill fliat v ill, ; . I.t i.n a , r ' I 1M1 atal il' JHfli t. ll ( 1 1 tin" j.i!,tti , .Hoi it pri i'i 1, !' t' .1 lUii.tt, f ) i tutti.,1 it-.l ,itlit'i.t i i!t t.tf, Iv tjMM'i iti jt-uv I I iniiul ii yii want l. mi'V l' I li I iy ju n: (it uf I t I if i t .1. In.l 1 A Sa'et Kntrelopa. A New Jersey woman has patented a device for aa improvement in en velopes, in answer to the recent in vitation of the government to submit ideas and designs for means to detect tampering with sealed letters. Her invention is very simple, merely tho printing of a small device of. any bhape on the under sido of the flap of the gummed envelope in a sensitive fluid, fixed when dry, but which will run or spread on tho application of steam or moisluro, thus showing 'vhether tho seal has been molested. It is a Pleasure To recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla to all alllicted with blood or skin diseases. My blood was out of order, and I suffered for years from psoriasis, I tried several remedies without benefit. After taking Hood's Sarsaparilla for two months I was restored to my for-inei-good health and feel like adittVrent person. As a blood purifier I think Hood's Sarsaparilla lias no equal." ClUS. L. Coc'KKi.UEAS, Irving, Illinois. Hnn'l't' f: 1 1 ii'tt harmonitiuslv with I1UUU 3 r HIS Hood' Sursaparllla. iiio. t World's I air I tllliMI Sl AWAkl). I IMPERIAL: RANUM ; Always WINS HOSTS of riTpTnn 1 it 1 :rKicM. wnerever us; : Superior Merits become! ilrtinnrw Tf irs fha Cnf ant 1 ,rvnuii. iii5 uit odiiMg : FOOD for Convalescents!; Sold by DRl.fltllSTS EVERYWHERE I John Carle &. .Suns, New York. 'iWliiHililHUI.IIt.l.-iUliVll'lliUVIK 'Maiai.aeiMa j Go to California in a Tourist Sleeper. It is the RIGHT way. Pay more and you are ex travagant. Pay less and you are uncomfortable. 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