V fiv X 1) - i i r : V la , K. v .. . .......i,;! .Veir', j thf I mi"' . . ... ti.i sketoh ".. :. ,1,1 w imatism. is fifty-six years of .in f-.p.ni..,. ll'KA TTa , and a l .s lu t JlW,,,1':hoitV J to have rheumatic i'WS u " mPtMies :h,MK irht cold or the least Si ttVvef . Uie iroub le auy apparent cause i arv were V e frequent occurrences i, nell if ,U1 UIIU iu WAR REVENUE LAW AND BOND DEAL NATIONAL BANKS GENEROUSLY FIXED SO AS TO TWENTY PER CENT. ON OUR WAR MONEY. MAKE CAN ANY BANKER EXPLAIN THIS GREAT 0UTRA6E. A Simple Statement Why Bonds, Instead of Being a Necessity are a Public Crime Almost any Ordinary, Intelligent American Citizen Can See How a Clique of Shylocks Propose to "Hold Up" Our Own Country. The objectionable feature of this bill teachings of the fathers, departing SURVEILLANCE IN PARIS. More curious than all its strange call ings and its strange customs is th police system in Paris. When an Eng lishman gets to his hotel he remarks, probably to his wife. "Well, now, Mar tha, we can do as we like. No worry about what Mrs. Brown would say if ,we had met her at Brighton. Here we are free, and nobody knows who we jure or cares who we are." But before he has time to dress for dinner the police know that he is in Paris and his name Is inscribed at the prefecture. DOOLEY ON THE WAR. "Well." said Mr. Hennessy In tones o' hastened Joy. "Dtewey didn't do i inng to thim. I hope th poor la'a -n't cooped up there in Minneapolis." "Niver fear." said Mr. Douley, calm y, "Cousin George is all right." "Cousin George?" Mr. IlennesBy ex . laimeu. "Sure."-paid Mr. Dooley. "Dewey o Dooley, 'tis all th' Fame. We dhrop t. 'etter here an' there, except th haitches we niver dhrop thim bu we re th fin mf hrppH ni fla-hri!-! min Every hotel must keep a register of all ; George has th' thraits lv th' family xoreigners ana nana it over aany to Me Uncle Mike, that was a handy me special omcers wno are sent arouna man was tould wanst that he'd be sin to collect. In the case of the English j to hell fr his manny sins, an' he de or American citizen nine inieres.1 is j served it. fur 1'avin' out th' wa nsin taicen unless tneir expenanure is not- iv runnin' awav fr'm annvwan. he wa PRISONERS OF WAR. In all Sort of n'cather. Is tho issuance of long-time bonds. which I regard as entirely unnecessary and as a departure from the traditions of the country from the foundation of the government. For all the time previous to 1862, when emergencies of this character arose, such as the war of 1812 and the Mexican war, short-time bonds, running usually for one year, called treasury notes, . were issued. They were not bonds, but they were treasury notes drawing a low rate of Interest, and were re ceivable for government dues. They were convenient to be used in the pay ment of taxes, and kept the United If fried the best Dhvslri:in hut withmit hino States out of debt. tbuehited aud lias used several sjiecitlc rheu-. HOW WE USED TO DO IT (untie cures, but was uot helped. About ona wl! lu 1A fear and six months ko lie read in this paper of When the civil war broke out we i case iiien hat wlmilar to his which was cured, had the treasury notes under the law ,'' "i iiams i urn i ins auu couciuuea to try as it then stood. this reiii.ily. Such notes were first used. Finally there- was Issued legal- $Z!Fsrj& &USL Tssrsss tendr mTey- ern?c1r-by vre vitlrely disappeared, the d zzmess left him! and were no long-time bonds issued: they Sh has now for over a year been entirely frea were all short-time bonds, and were from n his former trouble and enjoys better under the control of the government, aialth thau he has had since his boyhood. to be funded or disposed of as it pleased n!.1"'1"."1 In his praises of Dr. Williams rink at the option of the government when rills, for 1'ale People aud w.U gladly corroborate the war closed She above statements. Ills st office address id " n , " .rri"f . . Ixireuo -Nct ley. Ilortou, Jaiksou County. Mich-i . V ? 8tem of long-time bonds or ln- gan. aeoceaness grew up auring me war, from the customs of the better days of the republic. That Is why we are building an enormous national debt. The increase of taxation now neces iceably extravagant, and then a friendly Interest Is taken in them, and their description sent to Scotland yard. It is almost impossible to conceive the thoroughness of the French police . . - - - - I i lie inorougnness oi me r rencn ponce sary for this war and the Increased ex- 8py 8y8tem. You never know who is a penditures at home and abroad require a larger circulation. If we hold the possessions which we are acquiring, we population In the next year. Money will population 1 nthe next year. Money will be required there, and more rnone, ought to be issued. We proposed to use the $42,000,000 of seigniorage which is lying idly in the treasury, but that is not granted to us. That cannot be used. It must lie Idle and we must booked fr lverythirsg fr'm murdher to mlssln' mass. 'Well,' says he, 'anny place I can git into.' he says. 'I can get out av,' he says. 'Yet bet on that,' he says. "So It Is wld Cousin George. He knew th' way in. an it's th' same way out. . He didn't go in be th' family in inrance, sneakln . along wid th c an undher his coat. He left Ding Dong or whativer 'tis ye call it, an says he, 'Thank Gawd.' he says, 'I'm where McKinley can't give me his idees Iv mouchard In France. The waiter who serves you. the man who shaves you. the coacher who drives you. are as likely as not to be In the police pay. They know everything and they know every body. Here is an Instance that occurred to a friend of mine only the other day. He received from the prefecture how to run a quiltin party an' call It an order to appear on the following day. j war . he says. An' so he sint a man &o iar as ne knew ne naa aone notn- down In a divln' shute an' cut th' ca lng particularly out of the way. and , ties, so's Mack cuddent chat wld him to th' Spanish T) r i v n re room nun Tin r mm ni niH pHf at r -1 i . , i. - ., XV" PS.' V!?1'-' by" explaining that the affair did aTd bills r" aureus. Vahat7 he Btvieiar not conaem nis personally, dui nre , viKor k- xifnA v, wantea some information on two or 8ays. An' he goes into th' harbor. mree or. me ngnsn coiony wun wnom wher.a Admiral What-th'-'ell Is. an ne was associatea. ine answers were say8 he 'Surrinder.' he says. 'Niver.' perfectly satisfactory and. in leaving. 6ays tn Daffo. Well.' says Cousin ne luiucu w uic um6iMin: auu Btxivt, fjeorge, "1 11 Just have to push ye ar laugningiy, -ny aon i you as me round he says. An' he tosses a few something about myself?" "But I know B,ug, at tne Spanyarda. Th- Spanish nil ttuUUL YUU. lit; reillieu. UUUIU JUU BimlA - V.. n kin, -I . W. on IS Ilka t rt linniv what vnn illil on anv nnrtl. . , wi i .n . - arrer an sues over an wrues h. citoie, w ".ICU uu..ls u h win cular day within the last mree.. mnmin- w u. .ttarkti h There la no reason assigned for it. . mQrictrerA invito int 1,1- !" . rr rP it 1. tmaf tna,;:!, 1 'tr.. iV""" - . V ""'r an nanaa inn J uv Viilk UV VV1II11IIILCC HOLS 15" silver a month, when the might coin under the present law, if ne wanted to, four times that amount. It Is. however, an answer to his sug gestion to sell the bullion at auction. The secretary has made the world be lieve he was going to put it on the market and sell it at auction. The coinage required by the bill is a little damped on that scheme, Ali the elements necessary to give new life After the war closed, the clamor was , JL"1 ' 'ro (,a"m'"nf. J"". AnV he says, 'we fought th' In, xaivc iaai rimjf iiavcui my with great courage,' he says. 'Our1 remotest knowledge as to what hap- victory Is comphlete.' he says. 'WH pened." The magistrate turned over have ,08t Vrything we had.' he says his dossier and replied: 'lou got home .Th. threarhiroiin fne ha savn. 'aftheri tndrlchmtothZhi.MiMTij to strenethen the oublic credit, and lnto something else. It Is a little the mode or strengthening it w as to l " " , " " " ..cs, - increase the Interest-bearinir oblilta- 'u'sc goiu.ie wno presides over lf-res are contained, iu a condensed form in lr. Williams' l ink TiUs for I'ale I'eople. AU Iruggisls sell them. HOBSON'S LOVE ROMANCE. tions. Long-time bonds were issued un- " treasury department. That is all. der the act of July 14, 1870. but they " ,s no j181' wJat he ought to do If were largely retired. Previous to the ",e would do his duty in this emergency. at. half-past two in a cab that you destrovin' us. sought refuse behind a YOU rode OUt muH rnti' nava "hut nun-thin earnest nature. She was the only woman he ever la YLAflll If the debt had been paid off at the I certificates? had taken at Madeline. on your bicycle at half past 9, You extra cosslnn of 1893 thori had been H should be In favor of availing him The selt 01 lne .ww.wu. 11 is tne best lunched at the Cafe de l'Esperance, Lieutenant Hobson has fitrured In a. government paid them off. and contin- nioney iney nae. oetier man gold, fell- and so on throughout the day he re . . . . v. , I ver oerritu-ate nr liTt than o-i .1.1 . , . 1 1 . . . . 11UII .1 flHV 11 L 'TI HIT MM I 1 1 1 1 MM I III. I ' - - ..u.a I'll! I III Pil PVUrVI III nif I H I . .1 I 1 I I.I I jove romance ramous in naval circles. Zirculllins medium was sufllciently Money is useful in proportion to the There wi. no reason to have made Dnce he loved a woman with all the Kreat to stimulate production and functions it will perforin. If It will the inquiry, as there was not the itrencth of his Slnculailv stronsr and rmntP husirie to h taxed. perform ail tne functions of money, it Klie-htest mark on his dossier, but it - u . - - ' I 1 . -1 . . . . . y ' - lilt- ( 1 1 U L 1 1111 It. lit- HO.VB. LlJCV 17 r- 111. n th , omn rv than th Lii JZ Bult e PoMce to know uat now ne kick comln'.' he says. 'Long live Spain n this country than the silver r,a8sed his time. iii tir whole a casserole that Is to sav. a mouch- ; ..a-m i ... iv in.,n. k - . t r 1 1 Mil. in in luii-riKUL iiuiiiiio daunted us. What boats we cudden'd run ashoore we surindered.' he says,' 'an' I am bravely but rapidly but rap-, Idly leapin' from wan vessel to an-, other, folowed be me valiant crew with, a fire engine.' he says. 'If I can save me coat tails.' he says, "they'll be no One-half of your ....4 cv- v. i i ... I . . . - ----- cuwriuie inu . . J luniiiei same rait; xor me ian uve yean u u business is aone by them. Go anywhere rd who hai bv some Indiscretion let .,. . iA L V 1 .U. ctZ. I brother officer. was for the five years previous to the nd vou will find thm riro,.iatinr fr,, 5 ....fSZ:1! th clock Dewey he had all th Spanish Tha r,ir ,. ..o n v,i ...v., i T.i i . I . " . . J V n' coiineciioii wi ... --- . - 1 1, i m i a ii 11 K an i nu i I iiith i i m i i 11 i i lttuikiii " v v 1 1 ... ii jl lu.i uicains " ii ii i itruvai ui nit; uuiLiiaaiiix uauae ui lii r- 11 (l rn nana. x OU will nnd 1 hem In 1. n n 1 , , ,,1 .... - . -- . - .un-loving cadets called "Hobson s Sherman act. we would now have no the banks. They are not hiding away JVAm a Ilt thP worki ke a Spanish stew. Thin he run down, ihoioe." was Miss Collins, the ,lauKhteU national debt. The debt was paid off They have much better hablfa than 2? .k ? P h ? L SIZ the an' a few warum wans fMfs. ratil Lyle Collins, formerly ofl for the five years preceding 1S3 at the JoM Gold Ta natural ?raVtor. anS fSLSll le tl aTTfould have TJot 'h' town He set it on fire an' thir. S'ew tirleans. now of Washington. Mrs. rate of over $112,000,000 a year. If the always was. Whenever there is a Jit.. - wlnt ashore to warrum his poor handrf I'att. Collins has long been In the conditions had continued as they then Megl. It 8 ab?oa"a beole 7bSmt mn tct llJXL In "r 'Lur'o'r .0 " -.v... ..ru iiu . l .1. lasur uuii i. Lis rurf 111 A W . . r I 1,1 n O A Q ,'l A 1 . ii- ib 1JWV X B11VUIU I1U fc.. v. pert 'blind reader. or decipherer of JR'iMble addresses. She was once a, ibccrssful contributor to current mag- r-.. - . . v. . , - . : Biaiiuc. oince me repeaa oi mai aci aim intr tne traitor and brinsr It back. Gold has t t,oi oil ohn.it ... . m i " neHi waiiicu vv it t vu i putimg out o, no more new roonwr c never fought a battle. It Is the specu- Vour movements. When you left this ...UVur.i t.. -Ti.-T V.Cr .V.oi, . ;T ; later a money. It does not serve to cir- oafe j ehoUld toave fowed you until ZUl rBZ mM ln' to do but t Mr. Hennessy demanded. Write?" echoed Mr. Dooley. "Write? Georre ain't got have been Increasing our public in debtedness about J60.000.000 a year. It .Miss Collins was one of the great is now proposed to add $."00,000.000 to aeilt-s of Washington. She dressed sim- the bonded debt. The hundred millions Dly. but in perfect taste. She possessed of short-time bonds, redeemable at the t remarkable beauty of the dark south- option of the government, will remain rn type. She was tall and of stately a permanent loan. So goldite secre ......-, o.. ...... uo iar u. me uwsuij wn v asit. we oo not propose to demonitize date but who are always -ifP . S Hi OUR GREATEST INDEBTEDNESS. ISS KrESSl SS&STXZ f$ rL.S' Wr,!SSfff' Ptarson Hobson were rivals for her .-.v.. ., , ued it. it ha alwavs t.en used fo. if5f, " .7' 2 a to tln-clnt seegar an throw In, sand. "onueu iiiutuituucM win 7, v,.. .... ."" y "."-v. ... d,ce f.p tne dnnnus. He aon i care cuiate among me people ana it never Bucn time that I know you had noticed Bet down a IOUntaln pin an' write:, . that I was at your heels. Then I should -near Vfaek- At 8 o'clock I beeun a. We are willing that the rich shall have pa8Bed the signal." "To whom? ' peaceful blockade lv this town Ye1 have their kind of money for specula- j suggested. "Have you ever noticed." -S th Pieces Ivery where I hope tion If they will allow the poor to have he safd. -that around all the big cafes "JL 'inlvln' thr'amemrbloBsh!' money that circulates. That is all we there are men olTerinir novels out of If 11 l"l'I?.5e..!.aTeJEr JTe".!ll " scanning Jy Qeorgre Dooley.' He ain't that kind.' lt.iliin entered the aval academv raisea y mis icwme iu wui iimirai -- ..-... , uu,u na.vr iuu, vu i.. , wnether we know hat IX S done or ii I8S3 and T Zahm tw years later Boh hundred or fourteen hundred million coUtry in time of war. and it w .ll con- cessary. and on seeing you enter a cafe 0t i" bet m whin weTome to finrf i,"' V? arZnw...lar?,a .e. dollars, which, measured bv the burden do so. But the habits of silver wouid have followed on the pretense of ".I' " . V, iTl, h-'- tiite.H I LchBrrM X"firsrhonors' g of labor required to pay It. will be 2" Se-'hS KJdd sit wMd -sTlf king lv the " fll I-llnS-.- aL,h.?hf Jufiu??, nrll Xeun !naUeriSngaandmhi3ineSsdwer:haiU "alf aiThVreSS unX arn SiJS wfthnars tofSSg riaS largerhan the debt was when the A of us do You do not handle gold policeS wrong? The foreigner comes .f an?aam iJj lv licke? in it Arnat" lis are f "mated to make ar closed. It appears to be the de- It is no good for any purpose except here and Inscribes his name at the pre- th' hollow av bis arrum. an' hootchy- helr u. f,uloJ 'of Sor bran sign or determination to depart from speculative purposes. fecture cf police We are not like you otX gurruls dancln: befure him. if th naial service thev shall enter the traditions established by Madison PEOPLE ARE WEAKER NOW. In England. We have only Just enougn J. lvyln or twlnty mlnyits some One of the least pleasant Incidents for the Individual during war with Spain would be to be taken prisoner. Still, as Spain makes claim to civiliza tion, it would not be so bad as though she wer an absolutely barbarous coun try. The useages of civilized nations regarding captives toniorm In a Ren eral way to thej-e principles und rules: All members of an enemy nation are enemies, though all are not treated alike. The general rule obtains that "no use of force against an enemy is lawful unless it Is necessary to accom plish the purposes of war," and the practical application of it, refined thro" centuries, has led to exempting many classes from capture. According to Wheaton, the custom of nations exempts from capture the persons of the sovereign and his fam ily, officers of the civil government, women and children, farmers, mechan ics, artisans, laborers, men of science and letters, and generally all those engaged in ordinary civil pursuits, un less actually taken In arms. Count Bismarck even maintained in 1870 that the crews of merchant ves sels could not be made prisoners. As early as 1806 Mr. Madison contended that a French decree that "every for eigner found on board the vessels of war or commerce of the enemy Is to He treated as a prisoner of war." was In contravention of the law of nations. The Geneva or Red Cross convention, to which the United States acceded, but to which Spain has not. we be lieve, given her assent, exempted hos pital and ambulance attendants and chaplains attached to hospitals and ambulances from capture as prisoners. By early custom soldiers, when taken In war, were killed. They may be killed today in case of absolute neces sity for example, if prisoners Impede the movements of an army necessary to Its preservation. Later, captives were made slaves. After that the cus torn of holding them for ransom came Into vogue. During the seventeenth century exchanges of prisoners became frequent, but exchanging prisoners is not obligatory if the captors prefer to hold for ransom or to leave their own comrades In the enemy's hands. Prisoners are frequently allowed to return to their own country on prom ise not to engage again in hostilities against the captors. Perhaps the world will some day ac knowledge the nobility of the spy, but it is doubtful If contending forces will ever cease to hang or shoot him when he is taken and convicted. Spying lacks the moral element of crime, but it Is Just as sternly necessary that people be deterred by the great risk of death from engaging in it. nx Do you get up lth a headache? Is there a bad taste la your mouth? Then you bavo a poor appetite and a weak diges tion. You are frequently dizzy, always feel dull and drowsy. You have cold bands and feel. You get but little benefit from your food. You have no ambition to work and the sharp paina of neuralgia dirt through your body. What is the cause cf all this trouble? Constipated bowels. "Well, I wonder what our next Im portant war move will be?" "Great Scott! Don't you know that?" "No." "Then you're no yellow pournallst. Not If you admit it." Chicago Post. ft will give you prompt relief ana certain cure. JTeep Your Blood Purm If you have neglected your case a long time, you bad better take Ager's S2TsagrlHi alsto. It will remove all Impurities that have been accumulating In your blood and will greatly strengthen your nerves. Wfe tho DMttor. Thor mar be uintlilnr ahnot your ch yo do not qii.m uiiier mnd. W rite tho doctor f r erlf : tell btru liow you are eiilTtsr'.i'ir. You will promptly rrtive Uie best metllcttl fctltrlcn. AUnryM, Dr. J. C. Arer, Lowell, lUu. WUIIjail . ... ... . j . B..th Ht.bson and Zahm hot e the con- ana louoweu uniu me n.i. - in tne iast year of the late war the iru. u.,.,,,.,, vUU wan brlngin' a prisoner In. 'Who's this?1 itruction corps, because a man of that lo repudiate tne irnumuns u lnternal reVenue tax on the business c--uitr ' a Bay9 Klng Dooley. 'A Spanish gin rai. :oics omits the grade of ensign and jecomes a Junior lieutenant at once. Hobson on graduating from the naval, academy studied at the Ecole d'Appll ;ati.n du G-nie Maritime in Paris, be ns rartuate.l at the head of his class. Jahm entered the university of Glas-i row. from which he. too. was gtadu tted at the head of his class. The two men who had been rivals in heir studies and rivals in success were ivals in love. H.th were men of exceptional itieneth of character, and both were .erribly in earnest. They had courted he youthful beauty in their cadet days. They returned from their foreign stu lies mature in mind and body and ii el a red to puisue their rivalry to the sitter end. It was a wonderful courtship. They administration when greenbacks and lf the count ry ral6ed $300 000 .000. That to come here. Neither do ve want to say8 the copper. 'Give him a typewriter short-time bonds were issued to avoid .n y,a(, 20 noo nor, nonnlatinn. harbor crlmnals. Accordingly the police . t hI t wurruk.' avs th' kine - PAINT--WALLS CEILINGS. MURAL0 WATER COLOR PAINTS FOR, DECORATING WAUS AND CEIUNCS fZPrzesSZS MUI7ALO paiat dealer ul do your own doeoratiuc. Thi tnawriel 1. H4II1I f 1M!I to t Mni.livd nU e bruh mad teoomee aa bard ae Cement. Mil.ed iu teeutj-fuur tiuu and wurke oqualif a. veil with eeld -t bot water. . M7E.I f a SAMPLE COI-OB CARD- ard tf oo eaenot parrhaHO thl. material from roar lewat dealer let ne know and we will put jon in Uie m of obuuniim ii. THE MURALO CO.. NEW BRIGHTON. S. I., NEW YORK KIPLING'S ADVICE TO BOYS. the establishment of a permanent debt. What are the influences demanding a permanent debt? Fortunately, under the present system this permanent deb enables bankers to invest their money at a rate of fully 20 per cent per annum. This offers thenf 20 per cent per annum Interest. You may ask how I make that out. HOW THE MONEY IS MADE. A bank deposits 1100.000 of 3 per cent bonds and receives from the United States $10.000 of government money You cannot levy that amount of tax on 70.000.000 people without -causing uni versal distress. Our people today can not pay as much internal revenue taxes with the same ease as 20,000.000 in the north could pay during the war, be cause you have not Rot money to pay it with. You will find it everywhere in business. It will be a great annoy ance. Money win be scarce. Times will be hard. It may be that the na tional banks will take up some of these bonds and give us some money; prob- trace tne man. ana ir ne is nonorauiy .,, ,K, y.e. ,a An- afthor eariiuig ins eaisieiii-c r is im a.o..c. Bwhn- hln he rite, tired lv th' came L. . . . i . . i. i a i r. .1 ... r r.. i. ...... . "Ul n nine is a. niauun .i K'll n-rlt. homa an' kqv he'a o-nt th im over to th to his ship, an out. II tnere is a. Miauuw .i susi.iii.ioii ,.. hnma an' ia against him. his dossier gets heavier Tstands a heMl tun thi every day. and one morning he flnds 'S'Vermnt an' go back tc that he has forty-eight hours in which f??0 called national bank circulation. Ten Ubly they will. They will not. however, if the scheme spoken of here of the to me jn to quit the country. tl Is owing to this system that the police find it comparatively easy to arrest criminals, the vilest class of ruffian and the painted woman meet In the night cafes are all useful the women especially. Your own servant may be spying on you. Your concierge certainly is." He hestitated for a minute, and then said Mark Hanna'll organize th' F'lip-ln Islands Jute an Cider comp'ny, an' th rlvolutchlnists'll wish they hadn t That's what'll happen. Mark me wur rud." - Standing on His Dignity. The sheriff of Wild Rose county was Watch that h0W,rS m h, collection of relics In, 1 .iiu.i rwi in tho full Ytnr nf the In " - - --- I vestment of the bank. The government Donas neing tanen Dy me peopie is gentleman In front with the ribbon of ". ij i "nii"oii a man u-hn innv pays $3,000 Interest on the bonds, from successful. fhe Legion of Honor In his butt hi- 0Pntrf LJ .l!,hi h which must be deducted 1 per cent on , hole." I looked at him. but noticed fd anf 'u nd !T?"?- hHre ,Uhf Ji1 . . ..i i.i.. ...v..,., .. cann Mi.rHarar u9n n pioht nnna. ' .1.1 v, . the wind for a moment, hat In hand. lay that Ht.bson. who rarely thinks of rhe department harges would be about rharles Brown "the Wanderine Jew -eemed very Intent In his newspaper. , a1aa.t,n eTl.? f& -U- .oi tnything but his profession, used to $100t w.h,oh must be aJded to the $aoO 'I. f . ' , .. anaenng Jew ..That.. a mouchard." he continued. "Bill. I ve come back to give mysel? r.inirle his conversation with exterior tax. making $1,000. The $1,000 deducted of the North Woods, has come out of ,.Vm prepared to bet he has heard , UP- . .. . , Ballistics and protestations of deathless Jevoti'.n. Little did she know how he :ould defy death. In spite of his peculiarities of con versation. Hobson Is a favorite with aomtn. who sometimes like serious nen. Nevertheless, he was fated to ail in this case. Zahm won the lady. It is no di.i aragrtiu nt to that gallant ifllcer to say th-' marriage notoriously roes more by 1 .r than by merit After this reverse Monson from the $3,000 interest leaves $2,000 as his ten years' hiding to volunteer the net return for the Investment of the Spanish war, sio.uoo. wnicn is per cent on tne money invested. The government pays this interest semiannually and the bank used the $10.000 received from the gov ernment In its business. EXCUSE FOR THE SWINDLE. For what reason does the United States pay bankers 20 per cent per a li bera me num for the use of their money? Is in Brown was one of the best-known guides In the northern woods. June 3, 1SSS. he wantonly shot and killed Geo. Berkeley, who kept a hotel at Saranao Lake, N. Y. Brown had been put out avrv word that has nasvl. If von "wnais tne name, sir.- asaea in i had eved him as closelv as I hare vru sheriff, as he drew himself up. would have noticed that he has been looking at the same paragraph for over an hour. The man paid for his drink Tiore grimly devoted to his profession it because government money given to ,Xt ftV wnnd ;han eler. hey say that he cares for -n,d "r"LbLLEO:;: "0?:? his 1 woman now except in a iiiaiunic n""-'i'- - --- shoul- .. J 1.. .1 I . . V. .11 -1 ... .V... clnHU It fa nrnivn.ul liv ucr PIUIJKCU IlltU lllT W llueriieBS. nay. but bis aitiiuao iowaru wiem . ""'Y. ..hV L'. Attempts to catch him were futile the perfection or cnivairy aim iuui irsj, ike that of a true southerner. , r- r . p-iva hark tn the hunka Atieiiipta 10 eaten mm were 1 utile, n U Se enure cosf o? the 'bonds dtld" at val. was he heard of. a k dollar for dollar. In that case the fral months ago the report came , n Mica Collins w.na married to Frank . " . k ..ill tw. ... . K r....-i.r.i.n..rl Baker Zabm two years ago. .anm . , , ' " Unner Ottawa a.. w 1 txix Waft .w V I. V ftfriAw II I I I iur n,s A.n I - w " sas then sent to r-ori itoyai. " " v,l k J Hut he was alive. He heard that Ver tnd Ilouson to trie urooKiyn iavy . .V .1.. o" planck Colvin was recruiting a battal 'a.'3- ... 1 , i"' -A7 ht "hiAh m; -n of Adirondack guides for service dn ilrs. 2antn IS now ceieorteu bu uiir i-iai'. - - ' - -- f "the three beauties of the Naval Gage proposes to reduce to one-fourth r-i.r.triir-ti..n corn " The other two of 1 per cent. If Mr. Gage's recom- 1 re "Mrs. David Taylor and Miss Mar- mendations are adopted, the govern muc or inhborn on' our h of 1 per cenYand IsTuends volvers In his belt strayed Into a camp .tructor H.tchborn. to borrow money at 3 per cent. It may t,f baIk Pliers between Benson's mines his report was sent In. The ruses cf these men in finding out persons who are "wanted" have no limit. Only the the night before. He came around and , other day the English police had sent demanded liquor. Berkeley refused over the description of a man they would like to put in tne 10 ?k. as ne spoke French without the slightest ac cent, and as it was certain that he would be disguised out of all recogni tion, the task was a difficult one. One fternoon two of these detectives noticed a well dressed man and sus- Why. I'm Tom Hooper, of course." Was you ever in my Jail, sir?" "Of course. Don't go back on me. Bill. tnd went out. Next morn'ng. I suppose. ; I got out two weeks ago. but I want to, him. Brown took deliberate aim and that he had died at a camp on the 'pected him. One of them took off his overcoat ana nung it up siae oy siae with his. A few minutes later they got up to leave and the wrong coat was put on. In the most fluent and polite French the suspected man pointed out the error. The mouchard took it off and looked at the name of the maker and saw that it was a London Prm. They had found their man. Cuba. One evening soon after dark, a bronzed and bearded woodman, with a rifle over his shoulder and two re- l U UU1 Ml Iliv.l. J , v . . . . .1 i be very good for the banks, but It is Surprised Privates. secretary iKer ....rr should be a special effort, a strong from Camp Alger figured In a pretty lobby, to get out bonds? You eaythat little Incident which occurred this aft- the government may Issue bonds under ?rnoon in that portion of the White existing law. Why not use those bonds? house grounds which faces the army Because it requires a large invest- md navy building. Secretary Alger ment. Those bonds are worth 120. and Remonstrated that he has the same re- then you have to invest $30,000 to get gard for privates In the rear rank aa $90,000 of circulation. They want bet- for officers commissioned by the pres- ter terms. If they can get bonds at ident. The soldiers were sauntering par and receive currency dollar for through the beatuiful park In which dollar, they have no Investment. Their the executive mansion Is situated, and $100,000 of currency Is net pront. less when Secretary Alger passed up the one-fourth per cent, the proposed tax. cement walk toward them one of the That makes a powerful Influence to privates stepped up to him and saluted perpetuate the national debt. ln.."ln,.!ary.ia,!h,',.?M 1 ASK SOME NATIONAL BANKS. "Sir. said he. 'can you tell us how .... to set into that building? It's after 2 It Is said that we canot afford to do o'clock, and we've been told that no that, to give them this money without one is admitted after that hour." The charge, issue the full amount and re- soldier pointed in the direction of the neve tnem irom taxation, give mem tig gray stone structure where Gen-' the and Star lake. The stranger's heavy beard did not i -.'-i .w conceal a scar on his lower I1d made II 1 1 to tie nonuricu iiimt. inci c i , . . . . . - , . by the knife slash of a Canadian river man years ago. George Forest recog. nlzed him and tried to communicate the fact to Theodore La Duke. Brown noticed it and put out bis hand. Yes." he said. "I am "Brown, the man who shot Berkeley. Shake.' ' He said he had delirium tremens when he shot Berkeley. He was going to a lawyer In Utica. whose life he lad once saved, to get him to Intercede for a pardon, so that he could join Colvin. Wages in Michigan A canvass made by Labor Commissioner Cox through the principal manufacturing and other avenues of employment, shows that the average wage of the 11,063 persons whose wages were ascertained, to be $1.62 per day. "Now If all the unem ployed were to be considered," says 1 I 7 I I I M i r i i in " r ii 3 circulation without drawback, eral Alger spends most of his time. Why? Because we neea tne money, the commissioner, "whose number is "Well I can tell you and help you ana mey ay men money la u inucu not Known, it wouia materially reduce get in.' too." returned the secretary better than United States money; that the daily average of wages." Out of the card case, from which he took his they can wen anora to maae tne sacri- total of 11.065 canvassed. 4.215 claim good-naturedly as he drew forth his flee. It seems strange that If the that they have been able to save some u )i,''"inded it to. the soldier, tell- United States issues money and gives thing from their wages. o .r and above .. fi nralunt it to the iioor. It to ine nauna iuo.i ouvii uioiitry vnouiu the cost or llvlne. while S.i.R r a m that '.'Jfret-w Alger bowed courte- be any oetter money man is issued they have been unable to pae anything. -fi'V his walk to the airectiy Dy me unnea oiaies. n any-i and 182 would not answer the question. a ,',the soldiers, hav- Doay can i'iiu vny ii i, i snuuiu The average wags or women over 16 .Lae and official title of se to Know, i snouia line to Know years of age. was found to be $4.41 per P JAif card, stood gazing at ny " wouiu not oe just as gooa week In factories and that of children JlAA! tenure with manifest as- money if the bonds were deposited In to be $2.04 per week. "It must be re- . - - . -v t n ir vp inp mnnev nwav in inp nanica i . v. : i f ' f to ' I " I iiiciiiuci ru, eao iiir luiii tllisaiuiier, . mm wrltK nr. Know wno I xit ii o r.. i mat tins weiy wne seiuom extenus Iiss FredX ' In which one The reason why this pressure Is I to fifty-two weeks in the year, the JT. ion ksts th lurprise as he brought upon congress Is 4.he vast spec- I child s Inexperience and instability of rh vein and "'a card to the ulation of the banks. They are de-1 character often leading him to a lh..iiptf cnviret. d navy buna- termined. according to tne plan put cnange or employment, tnus wasting 'r to refund live t were admit- forward In Indianapolis and in Balti- I weeks of time seeking another place An Idiot Who Is a Genius. Jeptha Palmer Is an Idiot and a genius. Although 50 years old, he has to be cared for as if he were a child, but he can make wonderful machinery, construct musical instruments, play upon them and compose music. He lives near the village of Fair mount, in the Georgia mountains. He Is poor and helplessly Ignorant. When he was a child he could not ask properly for food or find his way from the barn to the house. One day a horsepower wheat thresher was brought to his father's farm, and he examined it closely. - He announced his intention of mak ing a thrasher himself and he did. He completed a model of pine bark, with strings for belts. He made a clock of wood, with stone weights. He built a pounaing mm, using a nammed-up Spring to give the power. Musical in struments he made and played upon them with marvelous skill. He has built an organ; he has com pesed waltzes, marches and song mu sic which critics call remarkable. n.ade . business trli on the part more and by the secretary of the mR7 and alie -o treasury, to nave tne privilege or re . mmj n j wrwn niB i3Jm- The defendant f Cod wnom .xE -at-and I charge. The ic WUor resera decision L -i... - mtr fila running and. by a piece or V Iesnes. had the Index Anger I UXi fcaud sbot awar. ceiving from the government money as a donation without cost. There are . - , t,,n i 1 V. 1, TkA .. unnn.lhlo nearly ,WW Iiaiiuuni uixtims. 1 - .7 i a SponstDie .v rrt,. nffinrg of thoea hanlra of the r ' n:i c. .. v.... - - icted oi ' meet every man who goes to the bank 1 In the for accommodation. They bring their Sm i power to bear upon their customers. ,deJtThey control votes everywhere, and 4 V and leaving him at last with no definite knowledge or skill in any department of work." June W. Wlefenthaler of the Valls burgh. N. J.. Beefsteak club, has eaten at one meal a steak weighing nine and one-half pounds. This beats by two pounds the record with which Van Wyck is credited, and the mayor la j that ia why we are departing fr"m the said to feel badly about It. "Fever blisters are generally of one or two origins, says Dr. George Rog ers. "First, from malaria and second from disorder of the stomach. There are other causes, but the two men tioned as the most general. "If your fever blisters are from ma- parla, dose up on quinine and cathar tics. If from a disorder of the stom ach, look to putting the stomach In (Order. Fever blisters are often caused n the upper Hp by shaving the mus tache off. The Up is suddenly exposed and gets fever In "It. It Is said that lake sailors make the best seamen. A sailor may cross the Atlantic without danger of running Into an Island, and he may hardly see more than two or three ships during the en tire voyage, but on the lakes it Is Just the other way. The lake sailor, there, fore, becomes more alert, watchful and cwaltO. give myself up. Don't try to make out. that I'm strange to you. "Oh. then this is Mr. Thomas Hooper. Is It?" sarcastically queried the sheriff. "This Is the gent who was sent to my jail for six months for stealing a sad dle?" "I'm the man. Bill, and I'm sorry broke out." "Mister Hooper, when you was in my Jail didn't I give you enough to eat and, a good bed to sleep on? "You did, old man you did." "You had a pipe to smoke, a pack of cards to pass the time, and when you asked for a newspaper you got it. Three: times a week I passed the Jug alcn; and you got a nip cf whisky, am I right, sir?'' "Of course you are. Couldn't nobody find no fault with your Jail. "And what else did I do?" continued the sheriff, as his face grew harder, "When you had been here two weeks. and I saw you was grow-in' fat and lazy. and enjoying yourself. I took the bars, off your window. Mr. Hooper, if you had had proper ambition, you'd have climbed out. "I did think of It." apologized the man. , "Two days later I left rope In your cell, but you wouldn't use It. Two days after that I left all the doors un-. locked. but you wouldn't go. The way was open, sir the way was wide open but Instead of going out by the window or door you turned to and worked four days and nights to bust a hole in the wall and put me to $10 damage." "I know I did. Bill, but I'm mighty sorry for it." "It's no use. Mr. Hooper no uso. When I'm offering a man every chance to" git out from my Jail In a gentle manly way, and he turns to and busts a big hole In one o my walls and then climbs over a fence twelve feet high.' and sneaks off like a coyote. I ve got not further use for him. Such a critter has got no gratitude. His society ain't wanted, and you Just get right out o' here quick and never dTe to show your face again!" It may sound strange, but In many cases when the arrriy officer of today on. active service In the field goes up to the commissary at the end of the week or the month to settle for the food he; has bought he simply gives that official' a check on his bank. Money is. indeed, often seen In the field the privates practically always take spot cash when the paymaster comes around but the officer very fr?quently hts his salary deposited at once by the government In his own private bank and draws against it while In the field, sending checks home to his family for their subsistence with monthly regularity. The officer In battle with his check book In his blouse Is no uncommon thing. Two English schoolboys who run a school newspaper have drawn a let ter from H idyard Kipling, which the London M.il reprints: "Cape Town. Easter Monday, 1398. To the Editors of the School Budget: Gentlemen 1 am in receipt of your let ter of no date, together with a copy of the School Budget, February 14, and you seem to be in possession of all the cheek that is in the least likely to do you any good In this world or the next. And, furthermore, you have omitted to Bpeclfy where your Journal Is printed, and In what county of England Hors monden Is situated. "But, on the other hand, and not withstanding, I very much approve of your hints on 'Schoolboy Etiquette,' and have taken the liberty of sending you a few more, as following: "1. If you have any doubts about a quantity, cough. In three aes out of five this will save your being asked to 'say it again.' "2. The two most useful boys in a form are (a) the master's favorite pro tern, (b) his pet aversion. With a little Judicious management (a) can keep him talking through the first half of th construe and (b) can take up the run nlng for the rest of the time. N. B. A syndicate should arrange to do (b's1 imposts in return for this service. "3. A confirmed guesser s worth his; weight In gold on a Mcnday morning "4. Never shirk a r-ister out bounds. Pass him wf r an abstracted eye and at the same t,nie pull out r. letter and study It earnestly. He may think it is a commission for some one else. "5. "When pursued by the native far mer always take to the nearest plow ed land. Men stick in furrows that boys can run over. "6. If It Is necessary to take other people's apples do It on a Sunday. You can then put them inside your topper. which is better than tr lug to put then; Into a tight 'Eton.' "You will find this advice worth enormous sums of money, but I shall be obliged with a check or postal order for 6d at your earliest convenience. if the contribution should be found tn fill more than one pnge. Faithfully yours, RUDTARD KIPLING." it 6j A clergyman who made a study of antiquities was riding on the outside of a coach In the west of England. when the driver said to him: "I've had a coin glv to me today 200 years old. Did you ever see a coin 200 years old? 'Oh, yes; I have one myself 2,000 years old." Ah! ' said the driver, "have ye and spoke no more during the rest J? he Journey. When the coach arrived at Its desti nation t ha driver turned to the cler gyman w'lm an intensely self-satisfied air and said: 'I told ye as we druv' along that I had a coin 200 years old." "Yes." "And you said to me as you had one 2 000 years old." "Yes: so I have." That's not true." "What do you mean by that?" , "What do I mean? Why, It's only 1898 now." Tlt-Blts. i Spend the Summer in Colorado, J where it is always sunny, yet never hot where rain fallB but seldom, yet the lauilscape is perennially green where the air is as light as a feather, yet strotip enough to restore the Hush t of youth to the cheek of the aged. An expensive outing? Not at all. I The SKnimer tourist rates ottered by the Burlington lioute bring a trip to this most wonderful of states within J reach of every nmu and woman who knows how nect fcsary vucatio ic are J and acts in accordance with that a knowledge. f J. Francis, General Passenger Acnt, f Omaha, Neb. J P. 8. If you go wet tliroiiKli Omaha, I you can stop otT and see the Trau-Ml,l-f ri 'pi ExiKisitiuu. M. E. A. Itonte to Wnlilugtn from the West and Northwest will be through Chit ago thence over the IVnn sylyania Short Lines. No change from Chicago to the National Capital. Send forguiiieto Washington containing in teresting information about that attrac tive city. Address II. Ii. Okrinc, A. (J. I. Agt., 219 South Clark St., Chicago. "So you used to know your wife's first husband ?" "Yes. and I thought he was a friend of mine, but now I know that he de ceived me." "How was that?" "He used to tell me every time he pot a chance what a lovely, sweet wo man his wife was." Chicago Poet. Cleveland Plain Dialer: "I only wish there were something I could give up for your sake," he exclaimed. "Well. she answeied, "there's one I i.id habit I'd like to see you rid of." "And what is that?" "Proposing to me." In Europe physicians no longer pre scribe medicines for their patii-nta in the form of pills. All medicine which are not liquid are compounded Into ahUts or cachets. Cupsulta are also tut of date on the continent. The Third Wisconsin regiment Is vrry proud of two handsome pet eagles, named "Old Bill" and "Dewey" respec- Ively. They have also a pet baiter known as "Oshkosh." The Fourth Pennsylvania also owned a pet caele 'Abe Lincoln," but it fell 111 and died during the trip south. It was burled with the honors of war. Pineapple gardens planted two years dgo at St. Petersburg, Fla., have proved so Fuccesful thut the acronse given j them has been considerably In. i i eased. Self-made Man (examining school, ef which he is manager) Now, boy, what is the capital of Oll.nid? Boy An II, sir. Til-lilts. It's well enough to seek the Dons, With Sampson or with Schley. But still It takes the drugstore man To make the Spanish fly. Jessie Lowe, of Dayton. Wash.. 1 years old. was awakened from a nap on couch downstairs In her home bv a ream that a certain room upstairs was n nre. She ran upstairs and found It Just as the dream had pictured It, and she put out the fire. In the year 1700 there was only one newspaper in the I'nilcd Slates. Now there are more than in England. France and Germany put together. O. P. Co.. Omaha. No. 27. 1898 The only soap which tht the orthodox type employ tirely of vegetable product is little used In India, beln unknown luxury with the IS CUIUS rVrlLrit All llbl IAUS. . 1 I IZA Beat Cuutfb Sjiup. Tuim Uud. Van I I Kj Inlimii lrnrit". f I V "if i- TEW Tl