YOUNG flR HONHYLOVE RflD
HIS BRIDE.
Youns Mrs". Honey love, the prettiest
of "youthful brides:, in the sweetest of
iumin;r toilettes, sat in the most
Charming of dainty boudoirs, in a
highly picturesque attitude, reflective
ly and appreciatively contemplative of
h-r small. French-slippered foot, idly
lapping th? polished fender . of the
ing grate fire in a highly-satisfied
and righteous frame of mind, as be
v d a three-weeks bride whose
xupt ::il: had been attended with more
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Jn( at Tlil Moment She AV Think
inc. than usual Wogauce and ostentation,
and the account of which had occupied
nearly fire sticks in the leading dai
lii. si:c hail the satisfaction of knowing
thai no bride of the season hud more
numerous or showy presents: and that,
Ja the vernacular of one of her old
fa Iuoned aunties, whom she had kept
ps much in the background as possible
fir hr fashionable wedding, "Suey she
d-no well." an expression that re
ferred, of course to the amount of
money she had married more than the
amount of man. JSu'ey" had gotten
afcly rid of her old aunty, however,
packed her back to the country where
sh lIiug'd. and the thought of her
was stored away iu the furthermost
rv-esses of that mechanism she was
pleased to call her brain, only to be
resurrected in case she should feel, at
some remote period in the future, that
country air would be bracing to her
nerves.
The nerves of young Mrs. Honey
love were in good condition .however.
on this particular morning. She had
adjusted and readjusted to a nicety all
the costly bric-a-brac and all the arti
cles cn her toilette table which were
pTff ctly adjusted before and attend
ed to all other imaginary duties in
eumbont upon a very new wife in a
very new home, with plenty of ser
vants, to attend to her slightest bid
ding. Still, she felt that she had a
great deal of responsibility an aggra
vated idea of self-importance to which
nvly-married people are more or less
subject.
Just at this moment she was" think
ing if thinking at all as she watched
ualitatively the curling, darting little
tlaiii-s that wrapped themselves med
itatively around the log in the grate,
that she is very well fixed and has a
groat deal to be thankful for. She has
married gessip said one of the best
of young men. and, in fact, she had no
quarrel with fate on any account, for
-h.- felt that she even loved and was
1 o . very dearly. This, if only a
pic: :y fallacy, at least brightened the
pari. f sordid worldliuess. so as to
s--iii to h'r to be the genuine article.
V'.ur.g Mr. Honey love, the "best of
young men." was. at this particular
f-nt. with a persistent energy
worthy of a better cause, engaged In
blocking out and painting no less a
thing than a checker-board. He was.
in a!! rspe"ts. undeniably a 'nice"
your.g man. just such a young man as
ri" would have suspected of a capac
ity T get deeply absorbed in a game
of eLevkers. and just such a smooth-f.-'
!. rosy-cheeked, pale-haired youth
anyone knowing the young Mrs.
H.'iityiove's characteristics, or her
Ia-k of them .would have expected her
to scl'.-ct a the partner of her joys and
rn-.vs.
Young Mr. Honelove argued that it
V Looved a young husband to econo-riiiz'-
in order that the sweet being
win. has pinned her affections to him
might not le denied her luxuries, a
V-.ry that be pcssistently indulged in,
:it boe.iu-je he had need to practice
"onomy for any other purpose what
soever than to flatter himself that
iierf; was one husband in the world
v ho ould be virtuous in spite of his
inheritance.
With the consistent logic which
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Mnkiiic a Checlcer-Iloard and YhIt
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uM reach the point of perfection onlv l,er vvllt- le.vnd which it Is not con
in such a masculine mind as his, he, i(,' afe to go in the case of silk
therefore, straiguway proceeded to ex-
iN.nd three times as much money not
to speak of the time and lalor in pro
dueing the article as it would have
nsi him to buy half a dozen checker
oards, or to have employed a coine
tent person to do the work for hlin.
Tits matter of the checker loard lay
very near to his heart, for sentimental
as weu as economical ( :t reasons. Ttv
had he not won his wife over a checker
!iard when anotlivr very Interesting
tame was going on. In which he had
lmen the winner? Fred was a modest i
man.
So he worked away enthusiastically,
whistling "Sunshine of Paradise Al
ley" a can of red paint on one hand
and a can of yellow on He oiuer. He j
. ast exiM'Ctant glances at the door, for
.! not model young mates ever show
a delightful expectancy in each otner's
re;ting, leaving no room for suspl
i tn of soured disposition? Yes; he
would soon come. Her heart was at
this moment moved. As she sat idly
toasting her toes by the grate she had
become conscious of a growing uneasi
ness, or, as the lady herself would
terra it, a "feeling in her bones."
i F I X I T 1 0 X A "feiling in the
bones" is a power of prescience: an oc
cult influence to which only delicately
organized and supersensitive constitu
tions are subject. It is a prerogative
of femininity. None of courser mold
have ever been known to have experi
enced this mysterious influence, it ha
been the scoff and jeer of man from
time immemorial. It is usually most
potent with those of spiritualistic ten
dencies, and it has been noticed that
those who are most susceptible to this
spiritual forewarning are also good
subjects for hypnotic and mesmeric in
fluence. The "presentiment is usually
precedeu by a slight, prophetic shiver
(or a series of them), vulgarly known
as "flesh creep."
It suddenly iops into Mrs. Honey
love's head, without either rhyme or
reason apparently .that she heard Fred
6uy at breakfast that he was going to
paint the squares on his cnecker board
that day. and it flashed into her mind
with the force of conviction that he
was doing this in the library with his
loard and paint cans estaUished on
her handsome center table, and hor
ror of horrors! on that magnificent
embroidered cover one of her most
valued wedding presents which Mrs.
M had "done" at so much expense
of time and material.
Her womanly quick conclusion, more
certain than man's, though he had
reached it after a process of reasoning,
was one of many, which, it should be
observed, has never proved to argu
mentative man that the woman's way
is the correct way of arriving at the
conclusion for all that, but her way
was probably nature's plan to save
wear and tear on the intellect.
Yes, "she" is coming. "She" is come.
Young Mr. Houeylove. at this junct
ure, had just taken a brushful of paint,
when he heard her approach, and
thinking that she had at last come to
lend him the encouragement of her
inspiring presence in ins labors, laid
the brush across the can and turned
with open arms and a leamiiig coun
tenance to greet the charming appari
tion. A glance confirmed Mrs. Honeylove's
worst suspicions.
"Fred," she burst forth, "how can
you, how dare you. put that horrid
paint can on my best table cover
This was Mr. Honeylove's first ex
perience, and he was entirely, unpre
pared. "Why, dearie," he faltered, in a con-
Of Coarse They Made Up at Lit.
' dilatory tone. "I won't spill it, and I
i wiped off the bottom of the can."
' "You will spill it. I know you will."
; she flashed out. "Oh." with a little
! shriek and a pounce at the can. "there
i is a big drop Just ready to fall."
She and her huslmnd grabled for the
i can simultaneously, and neither of
1 rhem could tell just how it happened.
but not only the drop fell, but the
: brush as well, and with another shriek
: from young Mrs. lloneylove and an
execration from youug Mr. lloneylove.
; the can itself was deposited " uiside
: down on the beautifully embroidered
cover.
Then the deluge of tears.
"1 just knew you'd spill it," sobbed
; she.
': "1 didn't suill it," said Mr. Honey
love wrathfully; "you did it yourself.
; If you had let the thing alone, it would
not have occurred."
"It would, it would: it was just g
; ing to drop. You're a br-br-brute," de
i iiantly shrieked Mrs. lloneylove. now
far advanced iu a lit of hysterics.
They made it up, of course, after a
sufficient period of sulking and jout-
ing. and it is all very triflng and vul
i gar. I know, but what can be expected
i of a story of matches that are struck
i in the shadowy nooks of Belmont, fos
tered ty the faraway strains of music
floating iu the night air, the mysterious
result if i unpenetrable influences plus
over-wrought nerves, over-strained
sensibilities, excited imaginations and
the Duchess novels? Philadelphia In
quirer. KVEX SILK IS ADl'LTKItATUIl.
Taunat of Tin and Silica V"1
to
ve It AVelKTl.t
Some "improvements" in the treat-
l m-'tit or silk are announced, ununari-
ly. silk is "weighted" by depositing
'. tannate of tin on the liber, a repetition
of this leing made until an increase
of the weight amounts to from 15 to IX)
lMicimeu to ie iiyeu iigni snaucs ui iu
be bleached. Kecentlv a German in
ventor has brought forward a process
in which silica is the weighting agent.
In carrying out this, method three
steps are descriled. First, the silk,
raw or In any stage of manufacture,
and either before or after dyeing. Is
worked for an hour in a bath of per-
cliloride of tin; then, after squeezing
an,1 wahlng. It Is worked in a warm
solution of water glass or soluble sili
cate of soda for about an hour, f oi
lowofa ' washing, having also been
pre lousiy passeti lurougu a solution:
of phosphate of soda. The operation j
may 1k repeated again and again, with
no narmiui enect on the fiber or on ;
the subsequent dyeing, and in five op- :
era t ions the silk may be increased in
weight some 100 to i'Jf) per cent. The
silk is now soaped, and, if already,
dyed, is cleared in an emulsion of olive
oil and acid. Detroit News Tribune, j
iMUST NOT DODGE IT.
!
61LVER CANNOT BE EVADED,
WITH SAFETY, THIS YEAR.
V t . t- . . m y . A W II. mm -
I Coinage Plank in Its I'lat form
Old Parties Are Getting lteucly to
Straddle.
Every day the question is asked:
What will the next national conven
tions of the republican and democratic
parties do with reference to silver?
To answer this question definitely
now is, of course, impossible, for the
situation may very materially change
during the next few months.
But it is about as certain as any
future political event can be, that both
will endeavor to evade the direct issue.
"With this probability strong before us.
silver men should sleep with at least
one eye open.
In both parties they have been fre
quently deceived. The framers of the
platforms have played the part of lin
guistic acrobats. They have formu
lated declarations so ingeniously word
ed as to be acceptable to both sides.
The- pledging of a party to "bimetal
lism" (without defining it), coupled with
sentimental demands for "honest
money," "good money," "the best
money In the world," the maintenance
of "parity," "one dollar as good as any
other dollar in intrinsic and debt-paying
power," are expressions through
which the bimetallists of the country
have been frequently betrayed, and if
it happens again It will be their own
fault. Those qualifications are intend
ed simply as loopholes through which
to escape and avoid doing anything.
No matter what proposition of silver
coinage may be brought forward, it can
always be antagonized upon the plea
that "parity" will be disturbed, and one
dollar lose that "grand" quality of be
ing "equal to every other dollar." Tho
democratic party has a stronger silver
"wing" than has the republican party.
But in view of recent events, with an
administration bitterly hostile to any
step toward the remonetization of sil
ver, the press and the money power on
the same side, it is almost too much to
hope that the silver men can dominate
the convention. It may declare for the
"equal use of both metals as standard
money and the coinage of both without
discrimination against either," in on-?
clause, but there will certainly be some
other clause which will qualify and
destroy it.
If either convention is in favor of
restoring silver to the exact position it
occupied prior to 1873, a declaration to
that effect can be made in three lines
of print that no human being capable of
reading can possibly misapprehend.
Perfect bimetallism can only be reached
by placing both metals upon an exactly
equal footing before the law in the mat
ter of coinage and legal tender. There
is a simple formula that everybody fa
miliar with the course of this discus
sion perfectly understands.
"The free coinage of both metals at
the ratio of 16 to 1, with full legal ten
der functions accorded to each."
That covers the ground and nothing
less will . satisfy any man who fully
understands the question and is deter
mined that it shall be settled. The
friends of silver restoration may be
certain that any ambiguity which finds
a place in a political platform is "a
cunning device of the enemy," and that
every out-and-out gold man will plant
himself upon it, while every half-hearted
silver man will make it an excuse
for an adverse vote. Bear this in mind,
and stamp anything else than a flat
footed, unqualified declaration for free
coinage at 16 to 1 as a fraud, for you
can rest assured it will be so intended.
And not only this, the candidate named
must have such a past record as will
make it certain that he can be relied
upon to carry out the declaration in
good faith nothing less will do.
DODGE GIVEN UP.
International niuietallUin Idei Oottcn
Up to Deceive American Patriot.
The Times-Herald of the 22d devotes
a good deal of space in its usual style
to the matter of international agree
ments. One article begins as follows:
"The dwindling free-coinage faction
of the two political parties will find it
difficult hereafter to keep up any pre
tense of expected succor from an inter
national conference."
Then it proceeds to argue that no
international agreement can be
reached, and hence that the cause of
silver is doomed. If there is a pro
nounced and uncompromising friend of
silver restoration in the United States
who has any hope of substantial results
from an international conference, he
has not been heard from very much of
late. But, as usual, the Times-Herald
is badly off in its conclusions. Instead
of dooming the cause of silver, it will
strengthen it, and rouse its friends to
renewed effort. Some timid bimetal
lists have hesitated about voting for
free coinage because their truthful
goldite friends such as the Times-Herald
represents have been constantly
proclaiming that an international
agreement was just at hand. But now
all disguisu is thrown off. Leading
gold standairf papers not only proclaim
that no International agreement
can be ob"5tned. but that none
i3 desired, "hey want the gold
standard, puri and simple. Nothing
less. And th Times-Herald is right
in one respect: There is no probabil
ity of an interiiitional agreement at
any time until tho United States takes j
the initiative.
In England antf Germany there are
many able bimetjlists. The great
body of the toilen and producers are
on that side, but to money sharks ara
all for gold, and thuy control the action
of the governments.
The recent utterance of Hohenlobe in
Germany and Balfour In England
should convince every bimetallist
this country that the only hope
Americans is in America. If we wail
for England or Germany to save us, vc
will never be saved, and we do not tie
serve to be.
In another article the same paper at
tacks Speaker Reed because of the re
port that he is about to propose sonr
sort of an international conference as a
political maneuver to help him with his
"boom "
j The Times-Herald ev idently is not for
I Reed, hut it need give itself no particu
lar anxiety about his candidacy so far
, as the silver men are concerned, for
they are not for Reed either, and no in
ternational conference palaver can
bring them to his support or the sup
port of any other candidate.
The question of the complete restora
tion of silver to its formerposition inthe
monetary system of the United State?
will be the great issue in the campaign
of 1S96. and the silver men are perfectly
indifferent as to what any other nation
may or may not do.
There never was an international
agreement on the money question un
til 1SG". Every country on the face of
the earth has always adopted a mone
tary system to suit itself except th
United States, which had the gol 1
standard sneaked in on it in 1873, with
out the people being consulted at all.
Silver was not demonetized by inter
national agreement (unless It was a se
cret one), and no such agreement is
necessary for its restoration.
Xo international conference or "dis
cussion" is going to fool the silver men
of this country in the campaign of 1896.
National Bimetallist.
IGNORANCE.
All the tiold Stiindard Advocates Wear
I,on; ICar.
Senator Caffery, of Louisiana, made
a speech upon the currency question in
the senate, the other day. From the
report in the Congressional Record we
take this extract:
Mr. Daniel: The senator stated that
as civilization advanced silver went
down. Will the senator please state
how that is consistent with the fact
that from 1847 to 1S50, when more gold
was produced, the same people who
are now warring upon silver led the
crusade against gold and actually de
monetized it? How is that consistent
with the idea of the natural law, as
claimed by the senator from Louisiana,
that carried silver down as civilization
advanced?
Mr. Caffery: I think the senator from
Virginia has not correctly stated tha
facts. Gold has never been demone
tized in Europe.
Mr. Daniel: In one or two countries
it has been.
Mr. Caffery: There is no country thJt
I know of in Europe of course the su
perior information and knowledge of
other senators on that point will correct
me if I am wrong that ever demone
tized gold. At the period of the dis
covery of the gold mines of California,
when there was a tremendous output
of gold, gold being a commodity like
everything else, a noted French writer
of that period, M. Chevalier, in discuss
ing the finances of France, thought per
haps it was best to demonetize gold,
but it was never done.
Mr. Mitchell, of Oregon: Germany
demonetized gold, I will say to the sen
ator. Mr. Teller: And so did Holland in
1847.
Mr. Caffery: I stand corrected then,
and the question of the senator from
Virginia now needs an answer.
Here is a senator of the United States
presuming to instruct the people upon
the subject of currency, who actually
did not know that two European na
tions demonetized gold when gold was
cheap and silver was dear. If gold
should now become cheap and silver
dear, we would have a repetition of this
performance, and nothing more would
be heard of the superiority of that gold
standard. The whole purpose of men
who uphold the system is to make
money abnormally dear, and they care
little whether they can accomplish the
end by using one metal or the other.
Bimetallism means money of normal
value. The Manufacturer.
What Demonetization Mean.
What do jou mean by demonetizing
silver in 1873? Please explain.
READER.
Prior to the 12th of February, 1S73,
any person having silver bullion of
suitable fineness could take it to the
American mint and have it coined into
"dollars ' at the rate of 371V4 grains
of pure silver to the dollar, the gov
ernment putting in enough copper as
alloy to make the weight of the dollar
412M grains.
The money thus coined was full legal
tender for all debts, public and private.
On that date the mint law was re
vised, and in the revision the silver
dollar was omitted from the list of
coins, and a trade dollar of 378 grains
of pure silver, or 420 grains of stand
ant silver, was substituted. By the
general revision of the statutes, which
took place the same year the legal ten
der of all silver coins was fixed at
So that, instead of coining standard
dollars of full legal tender, we went
to coining trade dollars that were only
available as money up to $5. This con
stituted the demonetization of silver.
Every dollar of our enormous debt,
public and private, beenme at once
payable exclusively in gold, except that
silver could be used for the payment of
small debts not exceeding $5.
Silver, in short, was reduced to the
grade of small change, and our stand
ard money, instead of comprising both
gold and silver, consisted of gold alone.
Germany began the work of demone
tizing silver in 1871, by stopping the
coinage, and completed it by taking
away its legal tender in 1873, a few
months after our act was passed. Na- j
tionalist Bimetallist.
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
LESSON I, APRIL 5 SIN'S WARN
.'ING LUKE 13:22-30.
Golden Text: "Strive to Enter In at the
Strait tiate" Luke 13:24 Jem the
Indefatigable Worker for Spiritual
and Temporal Good.
OCATE the lesson
In the life of Christ,
reviewing the dia
gram given In the
Review. Lesson
XIII., of last Quar
ter. Read the whole
chapter and also the
passages referred to
under "Light from
Other Scriptures,"
so as to gain and
give the deep Im
pression which they
nrnilnoo liv rltrat-
j Ing the one truth in many ways, and
I from many sources. When one wishes to
. break a stone he strikes many successive
, blows upon the same spot. When a bat
t tery would -break down a city wall, shot
aiier bnot is nred against the same place.
The truth of this lesson should make a
deep impression on the minds of the
young, should help them to come to a
determination to seek the kingdom of God
now.
Time. December, A. D. 29. Place.
Somewhere in Perea. Jesus. Thirty
three years old. a little more than three
months before his crucifixion.
The full text of to-day's lesson is as fol
lows: 22. And he went through the cities and
villages, teaching, and journeying toward
Jerusalem.
23. Then said one unto him. Lord, are
there few that be saved? And he said
unto them,
24. Strive to enter in at the strait gate:
for many. I sav ntn x-ru n..m csnir n
enter in, and shall not be able.
25. When once the master of the house
is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and
ye begin to stand without, and to knock
at the door, saying. Lord, Lord, open unto
us; and he shall answer and say unto you,
I know you not whence ye are:
26. Then shall ye begin to say. We have
eaten and drunk in thy presence, and thou
hast taught them in our streets.
27. But he shall say. I tell you, I know
you not whence ye are: depart from me.
all ye workers of iniquity.
28. There shall be weeping and gnash
ing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham,
and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets.
In the kingdom of God. and you yourselves
thrust out.
29. And they shall come from the east,
and from the west, and from the north,
and from the south, and shall sit down in
the kingdom of God.
80. And, behold, there are last which
shall be first; and there are first which
shall be last.
Some explanations to most ambiguous
passages are as follows:
23. Lord, are there few that be saved?
Literally, "that are being saved" from
sin and everlasting death. It does not
seem to me that this question was asked
out of Idle curiosity, of which there Is no
hint; but that it came trom an earnest
soul In view of what he had observed, and
heard, and felt. As a Jew, he had been
taught that only, the few were saved, for
few became Jews where alone salvation
could be found. In the second book of
Esdras of the Apocrj-pha, which belongs
between the Old Testament and the New,
and with which he doubtless was familiar,
this question is discussed, and it is as
sumed that few only will be saved. "The
most high hath made this world for many,
but the world to come ior few" (8:1).
"There are many more of them, which
perish than of them which shall be saved;
like as a wave Is greater than a drop"
(9:15, 1G).
24. Strive to enter in at the strait gat,
or narrow door of a palace or a city.
"From the eastern custom of receiving
petitions at the gate, 'the gates of the
king' became a phrase, as we now say The
Sublime Porte, for the Turkish govern
ment, and is used of the Persian court."
Scott and Liddell. The picture Is of
the gate of the city or palace of God, the
kingdom of God, and hence the gate to
eternal life. On the other hand, there Is
given in Matthew the picture of another
city, the city of destruction, with Its wide
gate, and a bread avenue leading thereto.
26. We have eaten and drunk in thy
presence. They had been guests with him,
when there was "the feast of reason and
the flow of soul." They had been his com
panions, though not intimate, for they had
listened respectfully while he taught In
their streets, and knew about the gospel
and their duty.
27. And yet he shall say, I tell you. I
know you not whence ye are. I do not
recognize you as my disciples, or as chll- j
dren of God. I see into your hearts and
know that you have not the heavenly
spirit, the life and spirit of God. You do
not belong to that kingdom, for you are
workers of iniquity. Depart from me, for
you do not belong with me. Go to your
own place.
28. There, where the workers of iniquity
are, shall be weeping and gnashing of
teeth, "signs respectively of anguish and
rage." Cambridge Bible. "While most of
the descriptions of this awful future state
are figurative, all the figures, point to a
reality which is beyond description. Since
the merciful Savior teaches most about
this matter, we are not merciful If we
omit it." Revision Com. When ye shall
see Abraham, etc., their ancestors, whom
they refused to imitate, and yet expected
to be with them in glory, because they
were their children . (.Luke . Zi 8). - So the
rich man in the parable, being in tor
ments, saw Lazarus In Abraham's bosom
(Luke 16: 19-31).
30. And, behold, implying, "strange as It
may seem," there are last which shall be
iVorl on at least thd
(here and In Matt. 19: 30; and 20: it.
Sadler. Some who were first called shall
be last in power and usefulness in the
kingdom, as was true among the apostles,
and still more true of the Jews and the
Gentiles. Some who were first in privi
leges, opportunities, blessings, shall be last
in the good that should result from them.
There are first in zeal who grow cold,
while others increase from. small begin-
nines to burning and shining lights. There
are children of drunkards mat go ahead :
m m a i- . I) ,1 pkn r f Yc J w-i o no- '
oi some ot inc pa
rents. The lesson is that no one can depend on
Jiis parentage, education, wealth, rank, or
talent, without choosing and willing that
which is good; and on the other hand those
who have been most unfortunate in early
surroundings and influences can rise and
stand among the hrjt if they will.
RELIGION AND REFORM.
Bishop Hall (Episcopal), of Vermont,
who was recently taken ill in .Boston, '
is recovering fast. I
It is said that of the 50,000 Indians
belonging to the Sioux tribe, 4,000 be-
long to the Episcopal, Presbyterian and
Congregational churches.
There are 17 different branches of
Methodism in this country, each having
a distinctive name, us own cnurcn
property, its own organization, its own
places of 'worship, and Its own body of
membership.
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Extreme tired feeling afflicts nearly every
body at this season. The hustlers cease to
push, the tireless grow weary, the ener
getic become enervated. You know Just
what we mean. Some men and women
endeavor temporarily to overcome that
Tit
Feeling by great force of will. But thU
la unsafe, as it pulls powerfully upon the
nervous system, which will not long stand
such strain. Too many people work on
their nerves," and the result is seen in un
fortunate wrecks marked "nervous pror
tration," In every direction. That tired
Ing is a positive proof of thin, weak, im
pure blood; for, if the blood is rich, red,
vitalized and vigorous, it imparts life and
energy to every nerve, organ and tissue
of the body. The necessity of taking
Hood's Sarsaparilla for that tired feelinf
is, therefore, apparent to every one, and
the good it will do you is equally beyond
question. Remember that
C3
Sarsaparilla
Is the One True Blood Purifier. All druggists. L
Prepared only by C. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
n. are easy to take, easy
rlOOd S PUIS to operate. 25 cents.
The Greatest fledical Discovery
of the Age.
KENNEDY'S
MEDICAL DISCOVERY.
DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS.,
Has discovered in one of our common
pasture weeds a remedy that curr very
kind of Humor, from the worst .till
down to a common Pimple.
He has tried it in over eleve jndred
I cases, and never failed except ip .o cases
' (both thunder humor). He has now in his
I possession over two hundred certificates
! of its value, all within twenty miles of
Boston. Send postal card for book.
A benefit is always experienced from
the first bottle, and a perfect cure is war
ranted when the right quantity is taken.
When the lungs are affected it causes
shooting pains, like needles passing
through them; the same with the Liver
or Bowels. This is caused by the ducts
being stopped, and always disappears in a
week after taking it. Read the label.
If the stomach is foul or bilious it will
cause squeamish feelings at first
No change of diet ever necessary. Eat
the best you ca.i get, and enough of it
Dose, one tables poonful in water af bed
time. Sold by all Druggists.
V
SMOKING TOBACCO,
2 oz. for 5 Cents.
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CHER00TS-3 for 5 Cento.
Give a Good, Mellow, Healthy,
Pleasant Smoke. Try Them.
LYON & CO. TOBACCO WORKS, Dorh&a, K. C.
Heres your
Denver train.
the Burlington's '"Denver
Limited, " which leaven
Omaha at4:S5 p. ru. daily,
reaching Denver at 7:30 the
next morning.
Fastest and most com
fortable train letvreen the
Missouri River and the
Rocky Mountains.
Throuch 8!eejers chair
cars Diner.
Tickets and full informa
tion on application to the
local agent or by address
ing . Fbaxcis, Gen'l I'ass'r Agt, Omaha, Neb.
WHAT IS ALABASTIHE ?
A pure, permanent and artistic wall coating
ready for the brush by mixing in cold water.
S-E BY PAINT DEALERS EVERYWHERE.
a m.1 A y-. . 1 i mm. . . ...
rHrr also Alabivstine Souvenir Roclr sent tree
f to any one mentioning; this paper
ALABASTIHE CO.. Grand Rapids, Mich.
IRON AND W000
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OF ALL KINDS,
Eclipse and Fairbanks Wind
nulls, 'lowers, Tanks In1ea
tion Outfits, Hose, Belt Ids.
Grinders.:-hellers. Wood saws.
lrive Points, llpe, FU.Ins,
Brass Goods and Fairbanks
Ntandard ScaJea. lYIcet
low. Get the beau Send for
Catalogue.
FAIRBANKS, MORSE & CO.,
II02 Farnam St. Omaha, Neb.
PAhkEU'S " '
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Cleans and beaotitica tha halfc
"romote a luxuriant rrovth.
Nerer Fall to Bestora Gray
Hair to lis Toothful ColorT
CunM ifcmlp oiMiN it hair faiunjr.
UNDSEYm OMAHA. RUBBERS!
If afflicted with I Ttk r
ore eyes, usa J I IIUIUjaun S C JO If UltT
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When writing to advertirers, kindly
mention this paper.
lLftS"WUt ail Else fails.
neai ixrawn oyTup. Tastes uood.
I in time. Hoa y dnprglsta.
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