( I 4 v PERSONAL, POLITICAL AND PERTINENT. Dr. AbielW. Nelson, the inventor of the humane police club, which has been recently brought to to the atten tion of the police authorities, has been a practicing physician for thirty yeara. Four years ago an idea of a humane police club occurred to him, and it con sists of a rubber envelope over a wooden core a club with a soft rind. simulatiEg the corky bark of a tree. - similar to the flesh on the bones of tli v fish. A policeman's club is simply an elongated arm, and gives the police man the advantage over the other man. and this humane club gives him that ample advantage without the ne cessity of disfiguring a man for life, or causing other permanent injury. The policeman has the law and thi physical assistance on his side, and chouM nt be given more force than i. necessary for telf-protection. The doctor applied for and received a pat ent that itidudes the coating of anj core with an elastic covering. The. club is so made that the rulUi i all around and sticks to the core, and the covering is about one-quarter of an inch thick. The club is of good ap pearance and looks like a well-made rosewood or cherry club. How fast the time llies on. Only a few days more and the neighborhood hens will be wallowing in our beds of lettuce, ond the patter of the spring time rain will give the newspaper men courage to remaik, in passing, that another crop is now assured. Bixbj in the I.lnco'n Journal. Cornelius Vanderbilt was elated the other day because he was able to eat a few stewed oysters and not be dis tressed. Mr. Vanderbilt has for years suffered from acute dyspepsia and has been pleased enough when a bit ot graham cracker and a sip of malted milk did not bring agony to him. The gentleman w ho told of Mr. Vander bilts happiness over the stewed oysters remarked that they weie as much of a feast to nim as a great C9urse dinner and wines galore would be to a tramp. It might be well for those having at heart the purpose of aid and relief to the poor and unfortunate to consider the plan inaugurated by Mayor Pin gree of Detroit, namely, that of ask ing prope-ty owners to donate vacant lots on which men and women who have no means of support can plant gardens and raise vegetables for sale or for their own use, as they may choose. This system ha3 not only been successful in Detroit, but in Xev York City and elsewhere, as well. Lincoln Call. Wood is selling cheaper now in thi market than ever before, and it will go still lower if the criminal folly of try ing to maintain a single gold standard is kept up. C. L. Graves, instead of editing th Union Ledger, as he has done hereto fore, has opened a law olSce and will be -eternally at law" hereafter. The Tocknal sul mits that friend Grave. shows very poor financial judgment in quitting the editorship of an opulent and powerful newspaper for the niea ypr livelihood to be eked out a9 a brief less btirister but. then, men's tastes are singular things, and Gravel ap- rently has one of his own. Only one man from Nebraska has been recognized as big enough to sit in the ways and means committee o! tne lower house of congress and that was Hon. W. J. Bryan. Only one man was b g enough for the coinage, weights and measures committee, and that was Hon. VY.A MeKeighan. The congressmen from Nebraska, previous to them, and like the present ones, were allowed place at the tail end of third rate committees. Hastings Democrat. An irreverent exchange says it isn't much wonder that we poor mortals rind it hard work to keep straighl and be good. The first man was a liar and a sneak; the first woman kept bad company and meddled with things that did not concern her, and her son killed his brother. Our first ancestors were a pretty scaley lot. you see, and its hard to get it out of the blood. A printer in "making up" news iu the forms, cetting ready to print, took a handful of type from the tail end of a fire item and by mistake put it against the first part of a funeral notice. In the paper it read like this: "The pall bearers lowered the body into the grave and a3 it was con signed to the flames there were few if any regrets, for the old wreck had been an eyesore to the town for yean. Of course there was individual loss, but that was fully covered by insur ance." The widow thinks the editor wrote the obituary that way because the lamented partner of her joys and sorrows owed him five years subscrip tion. Exchange. tiring In Your Wood. "VVood will be taken at this office iu payment of accounts due the Weekly Journal. 8 ll HERE AND THERE. From Friday' Dally. This being the week of prayer among the union churches I may be pardoned for suggesting to them that special prayers be said .for one. R. E. Evans, now judge of the Eighth Judi cial district, this state. Her" is a genuine case of heathenism in a civil ized laud and needs prayers badly. This broad-minded and liberal (?) jurist was county attorney of Dakota county at the time of his election ai district judge, and the board of county commissioners were of the opposite political faith last year, but their political status changed with the new official yesr. In order to prevent his successor being of different politics ibis kindly judse elect held on to his attorneyship until the very last mo ment, when he took the oath of office as judge. Ileie is a judicial mind fit for men to gaze upon. Broad, open, liberal with a benevolence shining as the summer sun Judge Evans has earned undying fame. His colossal intellect well befits him for guard on the outer wnll in council 16, A. 1'. A.. Genial Pete Brown, of the Nebraska City Press, was in the city last night attending the banquet to Judge Chap man. Brown is the same whole souled fellow that he used to be when tie ran the Nebraska City ball team, tnd his festive ways have not changed a bit. He is an ornament toNebraska City, and his paper is one of the statefs brightest dailies. The wolfish appetite of republicans to hold office under any and all cir cumstances was strikingly illustrated yesterday when the newly-elected ounty judge of Dawes eounty, being t populist, was compelled to forcibly rject his predecessor, a republican, rom the building. Why republicans ire so houndishly tenacious of public office is a mtstery, but it seems to be ime that they would rather expire han yield up a few glories. Being a democrat I am not interested in the least in quarrels between populists nd republicans, as I regard them all as enemies to mankind. Reports are out for 1S95 showing that the people of the United States consumed 1 SI ,000 more barrels of beer, 4nd 41,000 less casts of champagne This is well, as it shows that times are oecoming more settled and people are recovering their common sense. Let us have more beer and lesscbampagne, and we will lire long and prosper. Here is a golden opportunity for some ambitious person: There is a young mn in the village with a pat ent corn stalk cutter, shocker, stacker, cribber and several other family ne cessities combined. If you have more wealth than you can conveniently take care of, here is the chance to Invesf, as he county right to this ingenious con rivance is open to the public. I feel that one could make money by the oucketful by selling this machine, us every man desires a corn-stalk ma chine. It has many uses such as a convenient lodging hous for tramp. as a meat-cutter, as a substitute for he trolley, as a place of refuge from vour creditors, and many more im portant uses. I hope somebody will buy one of these machines, as I may want to borrow one. Cbamjm Grimes. II ATM LOCK ITEMS. Frost tht L5BclnJearnal. John Hermann came up from Platts- mouth Wednesday and went to work in the machine shop. Mrs. O. C. Smith and two children are in Plattsmouth enjoying a short T isit with the former's parents. Foreman Charles Saberhsgen of the machine shop is taking an enforced layoff on account of sickness and Fred Fuller is temporarily in charge of the shop. Machinist Ben Schleicker was down town yesterday for the first time in three weeks. Ben's condition is quite erious a3 it is feared that his ailment is tuberculosis. Mr. and Mrs. George Meisinger of the vicinity of Cedar Creek, Cass county, are here enjoying a short visit with George Smith and wife. Mrs. Meisinger and Mrs. Smith are sisters. Master Mechanic Greusel has been compelled to draw the line to acertain extent on shop visitors and hereafter all persons who wish to look through the shops must first secure permits from his office. Many visitors in the past have abused their privileges by engaging in conversation with em ployes, and while permits will still be issued, under no circumstances will visitors be allowed to talk with any of the men. Looks Llk Xortkcatt. Harry Northcutt was called to Plattsmouth yesterday afternoon by Judge Ramsey and will remain there for several days. It is thought narry will receive the appointment of court stenographer. Nebraska City Press. Ask your grocer for that excellent brand of lanr Brinl'i "PlaB-sifUr." Cab Fares In Europe. I found cab hire cheapest, by cranio ipal regulation, in Naples, whero 70 centimes, cr 14 cents, transports you be tween two city points. Fourteen cents acquits, but 14 cents does net satisfy. It is not easy in Italy to give pecuniary satisfaction to both parties to a bargain. The Neapolitan cab, like tho Parisian, like ethers that I remember on tlie con tinent, is fonr wheeled, and in tno case of Naples high and uncomfortable. In Rome tho tariff for a single run is 80 centimes, or 10 cents, none too high, it seems to mo. Berlin differentiates its cash, asserting them in classes, first and second, and distinguishing them by the color cf their drivers' coats and collars and also in the cabs' outfits. So the minimum charge in Berlin for a first class cab is 1 mark, or 24 cents, and for a second class CO pfennigs, cr about 15 cents. In Germany only did I find a peram bulating court cf appeals ca an organia part of tho public cab service. To step into Eorae of tho German cabs and bo hold a cyclometrical register ready to record your distance as unerringly and conclusively as tho flight of time by a $200 watch is to know a sweet content that the avaricious native rarely lets the American tourist in tho old world long enjoy. What tho register says goes. No hold up?, no disputation, no incompre hensible jargon, no American eagle, no black eyes. Great civilizcr that. Chi cago Inter Ocean. lias Ulackllstcd Insanity. The following story is told cf John Brennan of Stevens Point as a criminal lawyer. Tho story goes that a farmer who had killed his wife in tho northern part cf the state font fcr Mr. Brennan to defend him, offering to deed him his farm if he would take the case. Bren nan wanted his pay in advance, and so the farmer made over the property to him. The murder vras a most brutal and cold blooded cue, and Brennan knew that there was tut cne plea that might save his client from a life sentence, and that was insanity. The trial wa3 one of the fiercest ever fought in a Wisconsin court. The attorney fcr tho defense oc cupied a whole day in his closing- ad dress to the jury, and tho effort was a masterly cne. The jury found the man insane, tivd ho was sent to Oshkosh. Once there he 'improved rapidly and in a few weeks was discharged. His firEt act was to sue Brennan for the recovery of his prcprety, on the ground that he was insane at the time he deeded it. In tho fact cf his own argument that the man was insane Brennan could do nothing, and the farmer wen his case. Brennan has blacklisted insanity as a defense fcr murderers. Milwaukee Journal. One Way of Arousing Lodgers. Umpire Bill Hays cf tho Windsor has invented a new system cf calling sleepy guests. Its very simplicity isit3 supreme attraction. The other night a newspaper man went to the Windsor, and being desirous of being called at an early hour left in structions with Umpire Hays to do the work. Satisfied that everything would be lovely, tho scribe retired and slept. Early the nest morning the newspaper man was disturbed by a lively tattoo npen tho deer. "Well?" he demanded sharply. "I've got an important message fcr you," said the bellboy oatside. Yawning until he Fprained his face, the scribe jumped out of bed, toddled across the floor and opened the door. The bellboy handed him an envelope and then went away. The newspaper man opened the envelope and found therein a slip cf paper bearing the fol lowing : "Why don't you get up:" St. Paul Dispatch. A KemetSy For a Cold. At the beginning of a cold it is very good to put tho feet in a capsicum foot bath, wetting the head and face well with cold water. At the end of ten min utes rub tho knees dewn with cold wa ter and dry thoroughly. A housekeeper can easily prepare this tincture cf cap sicum herself. To one quart cf vinegar add one quarter of a pound of red pep per, bcil slowly for 10 minutes and bot tle for use. Add twoteaspocnfuls to one bath. When there is danger of a cold set tling on the lungs, make a lotion cf cne part peppermint oil and two parts of kerosene oil. Paint the parts where the pain is located with this lotion. Lay a fold cf "flannel over and apply a hot wa ter bag fcr 10 or 15 minutes. This rem edy is especially good for pain in the back of the head and neck, soreness and tightness cf the chest between the shoul ders. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Funereal Heart. I attended a funeral in a Danish vil lage recently. Tho scxtcn of the village church, who, as is enstomary in those parts, was also the village schoolmaster, and whose wardrobe was limited, pre sented himself in black frock coat and trousers and a vest cf homespun mate' rial, red of color and with big silver but tons, such as one could see the peasants wear SO years ago. The minister reproved him for not wearing a more somber colored vest "Dominie," 5aid the good old school master, "what difference does it make that my vest is red? I assure you my heart is black." 2s ew York Herald. How to Address tho Prince. The Prince of VTales likes to be ad dressed as "sir," and not "your royal highness." To a journalist who had oc casion recently to see the prince on a matter pertaining to yachting he promptly remarked : "Please address me as 'sir.' It raves time, and I prefer it." Edinburgh Scotsman. At a Military Examination. Officer Tho opponents of our mili tary system say that standing armies are disastrous to the country. Can you 'name anything that is inoro disastrous? Cadet Yes, a runaway army. Chjronik der Gegenwart. In Iitrlct Court, Ca County, Nebraska. Frank E. Johnson and John I NOTICE S. fetull, exe -utors of the 1 last will and teftnn:ent of j TO Elizabeth C. IlnJier. de ceased, plaintiffs, MoN- TS. Adda li. Reed. t al., defend- , RESIDENT ants. DEFENDANTS. Anna 15. Iieed, Will 'am Reed, Estella Reed, alias Stella Keed, Clinton Reed und LnclleKeed, a minor. W. o. Day, first naice unknown, Ed. P. Churchill, Cist nunie unknown Joslah II Hellovrs. Lucina G. Bellows, Denjamiu A. ;ibson. Theodore W. Ivory, Keystone National bank, Gertrude DuBoii Deyo, Frederick J Hur -nett. Chicago Nickle Works, Slieo Iron Store Company, The Cleveland KollingMll' Company, Wadharri Oil and Grease Company. The Consol idated Tank Line Company. Excelsior Supply Company, Missouri Malleable Iron Company, Crarae " Company. Jones & Laughlln. non-resident defendants, will take notice that on the Ctti day of .lanuarv. 1S0S. Frank E. John son and John S. Stnll. executors of the last will and testament of Elizabeth C. Handler, de ceawd. plaintiffs herein, filed their petition In the district court of Cas county, Nebraska, neainst mid defendants, the object and prayer of which is to foreclose a certain mortene ex-eci:te-l by Eupene L. Reed and Anna B. Reed to Elizabeth C. Handley. due and payable fle vearc from date thereof, upn all the west half of the northeast quarter. ( w, ys of n. e. of Sec. one (1 ) except a strip full length across the north enl thereof 700 feet in width. Also the east half of north west quarter e. V n i ac tion on 11 excer-tinff st. a strip full length across the north end thereof 800 feet in width, and excepting 2d. a tract in southwest corner, as follows; Beginnine at southwebt corner Tunnins north forty-seven rods to a polntln west line: thencerunninc ea-t sixteen rods; thence running south fnrty-Fczen rods: thence weft sixteen rods to place of besrinninjr: also excentincrthirdiy. one and one-fourth acres on sotihenst corner of above land used for lime Vi'ns. All a hove land Ndn? in township ten 101 n-rth of ranee eleven 111 east Cth p. m. in said Cass countv. to secure the rayment of one certain promiseorv note dated October 20th. 1 sst. for the sum of ;.5.onn: that there isnow due iH'on sh id note and mortpape the sum of J1.SO0 with interest at seven percent from the 21st day nf June. lsoo. for which sum with interest from thi date, p'aintiffs pray for a decree that de fendants mav be required to pav the same, or that said premises maybe sold to satisfy the aronunt found due. You are required to answer said petition on or before the 24' h dav of February. A. D. 1VG. Dated th!s2uh dav of January. 1S9C. Fkaxk E Johnson a.hd Johs S. StclL. Executors of the lst will and testament of Kllzoi.eth C Handlev. by their attorney, H. I. Travis and John S. Stull, pro se. For Sale... 48 ACH.ES Splendid Iowa Bottom LAND, Ji:st nor:h of the farm of Jue Bacus, r.boutT miles west of (ile'iWMol, Iowa, south of the f arm of Eli and Albert Birdsall. about miles eastof Piattsmouth. S'J SEi SWj; section 21, and the north 2S acres of the NE? NWU sac. 2". town TJ, rauje44, Mills county. Iowa. S300.00 CASH, Balance on lanj; time, in small payments. Alsa Otlier Good Farms. Apply to ... . WM. HINTON, Near the land, or to LEONARD EVERETT. i-S Council Bluffs, la. Wm. Neville& Co., WHOLESALE ond RETAIL DEALEKS IN Pare Wines and Liquors AND THE BEST CIGARS. Sole Agents for the Celebrated MILVv'AUKEE Pabst Beer. Deliveries made to any part cf tin city or shipped to anyplace. WM. NEVILLE, . . . MANAGER. . 41 Main .Street, - I'l ttstnouth. Neb Zuckweiler& Lutz GROCERS, Cor. Sixth and Pearl Sts., KEEP EVERYTHING IN TUEIR LINK, a m a SELL CHEAP, GIVE GOOD WEIGHT. DELIVER PROMPTLY. YOlTIt CUSTOM IS SOI.IC1TKIV Julius Pepperberg, MANUFACTURER OF "Bud," THE BEST 5c CIGAR MADE. ALSO MAKER CF T E " FL0K, DE PEPPEBBERG," The Best Ten-cent Cigar Sold on the Market. Mntl Crflpr to rial tMnotitli, e1i. F,D, H22GEEALI), T!f U.I UCL1AHLK Liveryman HAS PURC ASED THE Sixth Street Checkered Barn, AND WILL RUN IT : FIBS 7- CLASS S 7 ' Special attention to Funerals. UacXt be ua to all trains. "Promptness an-1 Fidelity to Customers" i s hi a es ott o The Plattsmouth Mills With the best Machinery made, manufacture THE BEST BRANDS OF WHEAT, GRAHAM, F7r1 JTr RYE, BUCKWHEAT H 1 0 U I 2lc5L Cornmeal, EVERY SACK GUARANTEED , -pip A "ZT'"' C' Trade Especially Solicited. Runs Night and Day to Supply Demand. C. HEISEL, Prop., "Washington Avenue, What More Could You Ask ? PEARLMAN, The House Furnisher, Offers to buyers the chance to secure the VERY BEST in his line which the market affords, and AT PRICES WHICH ABSOLUTELY DEFY COMPETITION. 1 ' H E fact that my stock is the Biggest and Best in all Cass county, deserves the attention of people desiring something in the FURNITURE line. The three floors of my store building are full to overflowing with new goods, and everything goes at "depression" prices. Call and see for yourself. 1. PEARLMAN, The House Furnisher, Opposite Court House, Plattsmouth. Bov t o o & o ? e p OF: O 9 P O o mm Every purchase made at his store is a guarantee that you obtained the best and most goods S. L. GREESON, -DEALER IN- Flour, Feed And Corn-Meal, Union Slock, Plattsmontli PAYS HIGHEST PRICE FOR GRAIN : A N D : HAY, And sells at the closest mar gin. He invites patronage and guarantees satisfaction. Call at F. McCourt's old stand. Fred Krug Brewing Co., OMAHA ITS 13. Fred Egonberger, Agt. W.L. Douglas S3 SHOErlS. 5. COF3D OVAN, FRENCH aXWAKEUXQ CALF. .:;3g4.353 fine Calf iKteSAsaa BRaCKTONMA5: SSCray rUUwC.,3 SOLES, S jjrHL I " EXTRA f:ne. trS. " X$2 $i7- E3YSSCK33LSKCES If rrr -ladies' V, - , SFND FCR CATALOGS Over Ons flllillon People wear the W. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes AH our shoes are equally satisfactory They give the best value for the mcnev. They equ.il custom Shoes in stvie and fit. Their wearing qualities sre unsurpassed. The prices are uniform, stimpca on sole. From $i to $3 saved over other rrakcs. If your dialer cannot supply you t, c- ran. Soli by JOSEPH FSTZSSL. Plattsmouth, Neb. o our Groceries, Dry Goods, Notions General Mdse. The Old Reliable LJLlJi Pioneer Merchant S o i o s for the least money. TWO FOR ONE ! SEND FOR FREE SAMPLE AND JUDGE THEREBY. The Weekly JOURNAL AND. . . . CINCINNATI Weekly ENQUIRER Both one year for only 81.25. The Enquirer is a 9-column, 8-page paper, issued each Thursday. Largest in size, cheapest in price, most reliable in news, all large type, plain print, good white paper. If our readers want another lire paper, the Enquirer is that paper. Call or send orders to C. W. SHERMAN, Manager Journal, Plattsmouth. Dr. Alfred Shipman, ( Office in Riley Hotel, Mala Street entrance. Telephone No. 05. Residence one block couth of M.P. depot. First National Bank rLATTSMuCTH, NEB. Capital, paid up $50,000 OFFICERS: Geore E. Dotet President F. E. White Vice president S. Wacgk '. Cashier II. X. Dotet '.Assistant Cashier DIRECTORS: George E. DoTey, F. E. White, D. Dawkiworth S. Waugh and H. N. Dovey. Careful attention given to the Interests of customers. Collections made and promptly remitted for. Highest market price paid for county warrants and state and county bonds i