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Irving' Experience With Hissing. "In my-early days, -Bays our great ttent at a provincial theater, and did not know until I got there that I had een nut into the nlaeeof an nrtnr who was locally verv oooular. He had not left, I believe, on altogether good terms wiiQ me management; so the auaience rented their spleen upon his successor. I was that unfortunate person, and for a whole week or more I was hissed every night, not for my bad acting, but out of love for my predecessor. I re member how every nicht I walked to my rooms, some two miles out of town, very wretched, and walked in again the next night no less misserable. To this day I never pass the place by rail way without a shudder." Tit-Bits. The Strongest Man Grows Weak Sometimes. The short cut to renewed vigor Is taken 07 those sensible enough to use llo-tetter's Stomach Rltiers systematically. It re-establishes impaired digestion, en a) les the system to assimilate food, and combines the qualities of a lice medicinal stimulant with thoe of a sovereign preven tive remedy. Malaria, dyspepsia, constipa tion, rheumatc, nervous and kidney com- Vlaints are cured and averted by it. A Novelty in lllcycles. A novelty in bicycles went up Broad way last week, says the New York Sun. A young colored man rode it and showed off its fine points in a way that attracted a good deal of attention. In stead of being stationary the handle bar could be moved backward and for ward. Every time the rider pulled the bar back the" bicycle shot forward in a , way that showed that it had some sort f a rowing machine Attachment, which worked in conjunction with the pedals. There were the ordinary ped als on the bicycles, and the rider used these the greater part of the time, but every now and then when the rider got in a tieklish position among trucks, cable cars and other vehicles he would give the handle bar a yank backward and the wheel would dart ahead. Coin's Financial School. Io you want to understand the science cf money? It is plainly told in Coin's Financial Series. Every one has surely heard of W. H. Harvey, the author of "Coin's Financial School." "A Tale of Two Nations." etc. Here Is an oppor tunity to secure at popular prices one copy or the entire series. In every case the postage is prepaid. -Coin s Financial School." by W. H. Harvey. 150 pages and 66 illustrated. Cloth. 1; paper, 25 cts. Up to Date Coin's Financial School Continued." by W. H. Harvey; 200 pages and 50 illustrations. Cloth. 1; paper. 25 cts. "Chapters on Silver." by Judge Hen ry G. Miller, of Chicago. Paper only. 25 cents. "A Tale ef Two Nations," by W. II. 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Its excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleas ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect lax ative ; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it act3 on the Kid neys, Liver and Bowels without weak ening them and it i3 perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Syrup of Fies is for sale by all dru gists in 50c and $1 bottles, but it is man ufactured by the California Fig 8yrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, you will not accept any substitute if offered. j5 You see them everywhere. 55 - 8 olumbia S Socles noo Q. 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Dr. Tal (mage deals with a subject that Is agi tating the entire Christian church at .the present mo ment, viz.: "Expur gation of the Scrip tures." The text chosen was, "Let God be true, but every man a liar." Romans ill., 4. The Bible needs reconstruction ac cordlnjr to come Inside and outside the pulpit. It is no surprise that the world bombards the Scriptures, but it is Amazing- to find Christian ministers picking at this in the Bible and deny ing tli at until many good people are lsft In the foe about what parts of the Bible they ought to believe, and what parts reject. The helnousness of finding- fault with the Bible at this time Is most evident. In our day the Bible is asaslled by scurrility, by misrepresenta tion, by infidel scientists, by all the lee of earth and all the venom of per dition, and at this particular time even preachers of the Gospel fall into line of criticism of the word of God. Why, it makes me think of a ship In a September squinox. the waves dashing to ths top of the smoke-stack, and the hatches fastened down, and many prophesying the foundering of the steamer, and at that time some of the crew with axes and saws go down into the hold of the ship, and they try to saw off some of theplanks and pry out tome of the timbers because the timber did not come from the rlsht forest! It does not seem to me a commendable business for the crew to be helping the winds and storms outside with their and saws Inside. Now. this old ' axes Gospel ship, what with the roaring of earth and hell around the stem and stern, and mutiny on deck, is having a very rorgh voyage, but I have noticed that not one of the timbers has start ed, and the captain says he will see It through. And I have noticed that keelson and counter-timber-knee are built of Lebanon cedar, and she is go ing to weather the gale, but no credit to those who make mutiny on deck. When I see professed Christians In this particular day finding fault with the Scriptures It makes me think of a fortress terrifically bombarded, and the men on the ramparts, instead of swab bing out and loading the guns, and helping feteh up the ammunition from the magazine, are trying with crowbars to pry out from the wall certain blocks I Of stone, because they did not come from the right Quarry. Oh, men on the ramparts, better fight back, and fight down the common enemy. Instead of trying to make breaches In the walL While I oppose this expurgation of the Scriptures, I shall give you my rea- ons for such opposition. "What!" say pome of the theological evolutionists, whose brains have been addled by too long- brooding over them by Darwin and Spencer, "you don't now really believe all the story of the Garden of Eden, do you?" Yes, as much as I believe there were roses In my garden last summer. "But," say they, "you don't really be lieve that the sun and moon stood still?" Yes. and if I had strength enough to create a sun and moon I could make them stand still, or cause the refraction of the sun's rays so it would appear to stand still. "But." they say, "you don't believe that the whale swallowed Jonah?" Yes, and if I were strong enough to make a whale I could have made very easy Ingress for the refractory prophet. leaving to Evolu- tion to eject him. If he were an un- 1 worthy tenant! "But." say they, "you j don't really believe that the water was ' turned into wine?" Yes, just as easily j as water now Is often turned into wine ; with an admixture of strychnine and ! logwood! "But." they say, "you don't really believe that Samson slew a thou- j and with the Jaw-bone of an ass?" ! Yes, and I think that the man who in j this day assaults the Bible is wielding ! the same weapon! 1 I am opposed to the expurgation of j the Scriptures in the first place, be- j cause the Bible In its present shape has j been so miraculously preserved. Flf- j teen hundred years after Herodotus wrote his history, there was only one manuscript copy of It. Twelve hundred years after Plato wrote his book, there was only one manuscript copy of It. God was o careful to have us have the Bible In Just the right ehape that we have fifty manuscript copies of the New Testa ment a thousand years old, and some of them fifteen hundred years old. This book handed down from the time of Christ, or Ju3t after the time of Christ, by the hand of such men as Origen in the second century and Tertulllan In , the third century, and by men of differ- ent ages who died for their principles. The three best copies of the New Testa ment In manuscript In the possession of the three great churches the Protest ant church of England, the Greek church of St. Petersburg, and the Rom ish church of Italy. It Is a plain matter of history that TIschendorf went to a convent in the peninsula of Sinai and was by ropes lift ed over the wall into the convent, that being the only mod of admission, and that he saw there In the waste basket for kindling for the fires, a manuscript Of the Holy Scriptures. That night he copied many of the passages of that Bible, but it was not until fifteen years had passed of earnest entreaty and prayer and coaxin- and purchase on his part that that copy of the Holy Scrip tures was put into the hand of the em peror of Russia that one copy so marv elously protected. Do you not know that the catalogue of the books of the Old and New Testa ments as we have it, is the same cat alogue that has been coming on down through the ages? Thirty-nine books cf the Old Testament thousands of years ago. Thirty-nine new. Twenty even books of the New Teatament six teen hundred years ago. Twenty-seven books of the New Testament now. Marcion, for wickedness, was turned out of the church in the second cen tury, and In his assault on the Bible and Christianity, he incldejntally fives & catalogue of the "books of the Bible that catalogue corresponding exactly I with ours testimony given by tne i enemy of -the Bible and the enemy of Christianity. The catalogue now just like the catalogue then. Assaulted and spit on and torn to pieces and burned. i yet adhering. The book today, in three i hundred languages, confronting four l fifths of the human race In their own I tongue. Four hundred million copies i of it in existence. Does not that look j as if this book had been divinely pro tected, a if God had guarded it all i through the centuries? j Nearly all the other old i books are mumified and are ; lying in the tombs of old libraries, and perhaps once in twenty years some man comes along and picks up one of them and blows the dust off. and opens it and finds it the book he does not rant. But this old book, much of it forty centuries old. stands today more discussed than any other book, and it challenges the admiration of all i the good and the spite and the venom ! and the animosity and the hyper-criti- clsm of earth and hell. I appeal to j your common sense, if a book so dlvine 1 ly guarded and protected in its pres ent chape, must not be in Just the way that God wants It to come to us. and If -it pleases God. ought It not to please us? Not only have all the attempts to detract from the book failed, but all the attempts to add to it. Many attempts : were made to add the apochryphal books to the Old Testament. The Coun cil of Trent, the Synod of Jerusalem, the Bishops of Hippo, all decided that ' the apochryphal books must be added to the Old Testament. "They must stay In," said those learned men; but they stayed out. There is not an Intelligent I Christian man that today will put the I Book of Maccabees or the Book of j Judith beside the Book of Isaiah or j Romans. Then a great many said: "We I must have books addwed to the New I Testament." and there were epistles and , gospels and apocalypses written and i added to the New Testament, but they ! have all fallen out. You cannot add i aiythlng. You cannot subtract any thing to the divinely protected book ! In the present shape. Let no man dare : to lay his hands on it with the Inten- tion of detracting from the book, or casting out any of these holy pages. I am also opposed to this proposed expurgation of the Scriptures for the fact that in proportion as people be come self-sacrificing and good and holy and consecrated, they like the book as It Is. I have yet to find a man or a woman distinguished for self-sacrifice. for consecration to God. for holiness of life, who wants the Bible changed. Many of us have Inherited family Bi bles. Those Bibles were In use twenty, forty, fifty, perhaps a hundred years In the generations. To-day take down these family Bibles, and find out if there are any chapters which have been erased by' lead pencil or pen. and If In any margins you can find the words: "This chapter not fit to read." There has been plenty of opportunity during ine lasc nan century pnvaieiy 10 ex purgate the Bible. Do you know any case of such expurgation? Did not your grandfather give it to your father, and did not your father give It to you? Beside that, I am opposed to the ex purgation of the Scriptures because the so-called Indelicacies and cruelties of ihe Bible have demonstrated no evil result. A cruel book will rroduce cruelty an unclean book will produce uncleanness. Fetch me a victim. Out of all Christendom and out of all the ages, fetch me a victim whose heart has been hardened to cruelty, or whose life has been made impure by this book. Show me one. One of the best families I ever knew, for thirty or forty years, morning and evening, had all the mem bers gathered together, and the servants of the household, and the strangers that happened to be within the gates twice a day, without leaving out a chapter or a verse, they read this holy book. ! morning by morning, night by night. Not only the elder children but the e i little child who could just spell her way j through the vers' while her mother helped her. The father beginning and reading one verse, then all the mem bers of the family In turn realing a verse. The father maintained his In tegrity, the mother maintained her In tegrity, the sons grew up and entered professions and commercial life, adorn ing every sphere In the life in which they lived, and the daughters went Into families where Christ was honored, and all that was good and pure and right eous reigned perpetually. For thirty years that family endured the Scrip tures. Not one of them ruined by them. Now, If you will tell me of a family where the Bible has been read twice a day for thirty years, and the children have been brought up in that habit, and the father went to ruin, and the mother went to ruin, and the sons and daughters were destroyed by it if you will tell me of one such Incident, I will throw away my Bible, or I will doubt your veracity. I tell you, If a man is shocked with what he calls the Indelica cies of the Word of God. he Is prurient in his taste and imagination. If a man ; cannot read Solomon's Song, without Impure suggestion, he Is either in his heart or In his life, a libertine. The Old Testament description of wickedness, uncleanliness of all sorts. Is purposely and righteously a disgust ing account, instead of the Byronic and the Parisian vernacular which makes sin attractive Instead of appalling. When those old prophets point you to a lazaretto you understand it is a lazaretto. When a man having begun to do right falls back into wickedness and gives up his Integrity, the Bible does not say he was overcome by the fascinations of the festive board, or that he surrendered to convivialities, or that he became a little fast In his habits. I will tell you what the Bible says: "The dog Is turned to his own vomit again, and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire." No gilding of Iniquity. No garlands on a death's-head. No pounding away with a silver mallet at Iniquity when It heeds an iron sledge-hammer. I can easily understand how people, brooding over the description of un cleanness In the Bible, may get morbid in mind until they are as full of It as the wings and beak and the nostril and the claw of a buzzard Is full of the odors of a carcass; but what Is wanted is not that the Bible be disinfected, but that you, the critic, have your mind and heart washed with carbolic acid! I I tell you at this point In my discourse 1 that a man who does not like this book and who is critical as to its contents, and who la shocked and outraged with ly converted. The laying on of the hands of Presbytery or Episcopacy does not always change a man's heart, and men sometimes get into the pulpit as weJl as into the pew, never having been changed radically by the sovereign grace of God. Get your heart right and the Bible will be right. The trouble Is men's natures are not brought into har mony with the Word of God. Ah! my friends, expurgation of the heart Is what Is wanted. You cannot make me believe that the Scriptures, which this moment lie on the table of the purest and best men and women of the age, and which were the dying solace of your kindred passed Into the skies, have in them a taint which the strongest microscope of hon est criticism could make visible. If men are uncontrollable In their Indignation when the Integrity of wife or child is assailed, and Judges and Jurors as far as possible excuse violence under such provocation, what ought to be the overwhelming and long resounding thunders of condemnation for any man who will stand in a Christian pulpit and assail ths more than virgin purity of Inspiration, the well beloved daughter of God? Expurgate the Bible! You might as well go to the old picture galleries In Dresden and in Venice and in Rome and expurgate the old paintings. Per haps you could find a foot of Michael Angelo's "Last Judgment" that might be Improved. Perhaps you could throw more expression Into Raphael's "Ma donna." Perhaps you could put more pathos into Reubens' "Descent from the Cross." Perhaps you could change the crests of the waves in Turners "Slave Ship." Perhaps you might go Into the old galleries of sculpture and change the forms and the posture of the statues of Phidias and Praxiteles. Such an Icon clast would very soon find himself In the penitentiary. But It is worse van dalism when a man proposes to re-fash-lon these masterpieces of Inspiration, and to remodel the moral giants of this gallery of God. Of all the works of Dore, the great artist, there was nothing so Impressive as his Illustrated Bible. What scene of Abrahamlc faith, or Edenic beauty, of dominion DavMic. or Solomonic, of mir acle, or parable, of nativity or of crucifixion, or of last Judgment but the thought leaped from the great brain to the skillful pencil, and from the skillful pencil to immortal canvas. The Louvre, ; the Luxembourg, the National Gallery ! of London compressed within two vol ! umes of Dore's Illustrated Bible. But ; the Bible will come to better Illustra ! tion than that, my friends, when all the ; deserts have become gradens, and all j the armories have become academies, and all the lakes have become Genne- sarets with Christ walking them, ; and all the cities have become Jerusa- lems with hovering Shekinah; and the I two hemispheres will be clapping sym j bols of divine praise, and the round 1 earth a footlight to Emanuel's throne ; that, to all lands, and all ages, and all j centuries, and all cycles will be the best specimen of Bible Illustrated. BIGGEST BRONZE CASTING. 1 It Is a Memorial to th Founder of th I Children' Aid Society. The largest bronze casting ever made In the United States has Just been suc cessfully completed at the foundry of A. T. Lerme, in Forsyth street, says New York World. It was designed by Architect Leopold Eldlltz and was modeled by Ellin. Kitson & Co. It Is a memorial to Charles Lorlng Brace, who was the founder of the Children's Aid society, and is to be erected on the corner pier of the second story of the newsboys' lodging house. It is In the form of a Gothic tablet, with a circu lar opening in the center. In which will be placed a marble bust of the philan thropist In whose memory It Is erected. The height cf the casting, which was done In one piece, Is 10 feet 6 Inches. It Is 5 feet 6 Inches wide .and the relief Is a full 12 Inches. Three thousand pounds of standard bronze metal were used In maklnsr this handsome memor ial. The casting was beun at 6 a. m. day before yesterday and was not com pleted until the middle of the after nn. An heroic sitting statue of Peter Cooper, by St. Gaudens. is also finished in bronze In this foundry, but Is kept carefully concealed behind a draping of whit, cloth, the sculptor having giv en positive orders that "not a soul shall see it" until It Is unveiled In public Mr. Lorme resisted the touching ap peal of a World reporter to lift up a corner of the cloth, saying: "Mr. St. Gaudens would throw me in my own furnace If I did so." This Sound Good. An excellent relish for the Sun day night tea table is made with sar dines as a basis. Take four boneless sardine, rub them smooth with an ounce of butter, a teaspoonful of Wor cestershire sauce, and a dust of cay nne peper; heat the mixture in a chaf ing dish and spread on hot buttered toast. A little grated cheese may be sprinkled over the top before serving. To Appeal for Help. It will cost 1,000,000 drachmas to put the Parthenon, the temple of Thesus, and the other monuments in Athens damaged by last year's earthquake in a safe condition. An appeal for help will be sent out to all countries. An rionest Thief. "It is plain," said the justice, "thai you stole the hog and I shall send you up for twelve months." "Jedge, ef you kin gimme 'bout one hour 'fo I goes I doesn't care." "What for?" "Well, suh, pork won't keep in dis weather, en I wants ter go home en' salt dat hog down." Giving: Fair Warning. A negro passing under a scaffolding where some repairs were going on, a brick fell from above on his head, and was broken by the fall. Sambo very coolly raised his head and exclaimed: "Halloa, you white man up dar; It you don't want your bricks broke, just keep 'em off my head." Mercury. Strang. First Doctor weii, aoctor, 1 naa m peculiar case to-day. Second Doctor What waa It, pleura f First Doctor I attended a gnu wid ow who la afflicted with hay fsrer. Ex. Too Many Pictures. Are the works of the best modern j literary artists improved by illustra- j tion? Can an artist with his brush or I pen add anything to the well developed ohanu-terization of our successful nov-! elists? In other words, is not the literary art of a master amply suffi cient to portray to the appreciative, in telligent reader all in his Look that is charming1 or thrilling or pathetic or humorous? I believe that it is. and also that it is a literary crime for the average iliusft-ator to inject into the pages of a great work ot fiction, of whose creative forces he can know no more than the reader. Some of this sort of illustration is amazingly clever, but most of it is just the opposite. To distinguish the pictorial opportunity in a work requiring rare distinction, and too many of our illustrators, with the approval of the publishers, take their cue for a picture from such inadequate and puerile suggestion as that con veyed in the familiar climax of love stories: "And she fell on his breast and wept tears of unuterable joy. Sidney Fairfield, in Lippineott's. Nicctinized Nerves. Men old at thirty. Chew aci smoke, eat little, firink. or want to. all the time. Nerves tingle. neer f!itiHe.i, nothing's ttautif ul. happiness gone, a toi iu.-co-S'Situratfil system tells the fctory. There s an easy way out. No- loBac will kill the uerve-t raving effects K r tot acco and make you ttrotr. vigorous, and manly. Sold and guaranteed to ore bv PnTFists ev erywhere. J ock, titled "Don't Toravco Spit or Smoke Your L;Ie Away. frte. Address tter Un Remedy Co- New York City or Chicago. The Summit of Ambition. "Thom3S," said his mother proudly. ith von for 'I'm very much pleased w winning- that prize in the oratorical contest. It was a fine triumph. 1 hope, Thomas, that with this added spur to your ambition you will come home to tell me of a still greater vic tory, a still nobler triumph. Ye6. Thomas, she continued, as the youth stood blushing before her, "I hope that you will yet score a toucn- down in a football match. Chicago Record. The Largest Unman Tooth. New York Tribune: Dr. Hanson, of Brooklin. on Friday last, pulled an eye tooth which measured 1 9-16 inches in length. On Saturday- Dr. Hanson took the tooth to New York and several dentists admitted that it was the lar- pest human tooth they had ever seen, and one dentist went to far as to offer S10O for the tooth. Dr. Hanson re fused to part with his prize- J. S. PARKER. Frftlnnia. N. Y.. sav: 'Shall not call on you for the ilt reward, for I relieve Hull's Catarrii Cure will cure any case of catarrtu "Was vrrv l ad." 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