JJlattsmoiiiIt Joiinr.it C vr. '.ii:kma9t. rLATT.-lIOCTII. : PahtUhcr. m-ekasi THE LOST CHILD. he had to take a journey once irith all her children elbt. Her brother Tom. the mean old thine, said "scad 'em on as freight," "Do take the vestibule." suid Sis, "to that they cun t drop through For if you yp'U a few cf them, whatever -would you UoV Eut tii-iuph they joked ami though she laughed, she LiiJ a heap of fears. And Bomethtt s (.re.v so nervous that she souuht relief in tears. But v. ! tie mnrniac dawned at length, and the eiUt were tlr'ssed. Bor!r',;aa'l sca. awl pr:m and trim, all la tl.ei- .-uuilay test. Ehe uiaiie L( r inind up. then and there, to cot t:o thro.;;.-!! th ir mints Say A:frc-t. Lilian. Henjie, sue, Lucilie, Jack, M.)". l and Jaces But s.i.-.ply cojnt them as they stood when they put f". the train Twoi:.d save a ue-1 or tc.irk:ns and confusion c the tr:tin So ofT V.r : started on their way. arriving there : : ii' xm Tm sure she never thought to reach the place so very soon: The braltemau aud conductor both helped all l.er little i rood To disembark: thea she began to count thorn as they stood. And "One. two, three, four. five, six, seven," she said aloud, then stopped The p opie all were la':rhin;r. so she thought -she would have dropped! Each wii dow held a priniiing f ace none looked ui;I 'ss he smiled Bo, n-.ortiried. she stopped before she counted the eLrhth child. The engine bell began to ring, the train moved sio'.vly on She turned ia nervous haste to see if any child were stone. Bhe knew she d counted only seven, when they should number ei'-ht. Botrits ajrain. and gapping, sinks upon a pile cf freight. I've lost a child." she cries aloud, "my child is on that train. Oh, stop it telegraph:" A man of calculating brain Bays: "Pardon what's the lot?" "Eight e:"ht:" sue shrieks acain aloud. Forpcttinp all thiujrs save her loss, nor heeding t.ow the crowd. And here are seven." the stranger says "pray quiet your alarms The eighth well, how will this one do you're holding in your arms?" Bhe clasps her little Beajie boy and laughs ar.d cries by turns. Then, teeinpr all the smiling crowd, her poor 'ace barns and burns! I'd rest! about the Irish pig that ran about the yen Bo fast they couldn't count him, and I thought of him just then! Kva Best. In Detroit Free Jrtess. S3IUDGIXG A ILVXT. An Adventure in the Mountains of Tennessee. All the boys in Wildcat cove be lieved implicitly in the existence of ghosts. Why should they not when their elders put such perfect faith in g-enuine "ha'nts?" From g-eneration to gt aeration thrilling- tales of ghostly wanderers were handed down as the richest possession of some particular ove or mountain. A cove in Tennessee is a long-, deep valley among- the mountains. Wildeat cove, extending- away back among the cliffs of the Tennessee mountains, was exactly the place a haunt might bo supposed to enjov". But until Bud Sim3 and Coon Tabor's memorable encoun ter on the ledge above Lost creek, no one had ever met the ha'nt of Wildcat cove face to face. It was just the day for a grand hunt, and Bud and Coon determined to make the most of it. Long- before the sun had found its way over the top of Wal den ridge, while the morning sky was yet chill and . ra-, the boys were on their way to the head of the cove. When they reached thebanksof Lost creek the eastern sky was a sea of rip Dlir.r pink, necked with soft, dim dashes of changing gold and gray, and by the time they str .-': the ledg'e, far over the distant ridge beyond, the sun was rising- slowly over the dark moun tain and the cloud-mists were rolling up from the vailet's. Half way up the cliff the boys stopped for a moment to rest, for the path was unusually rough aud steep. The point which they had in mind was two miles further on. in the rauge, as the woods where cattle feed or "range" In wi titer, are called. Although where the cove was wider it was now quite light, down here in the ravine through which the creek rushed, foaming and rough, to its un derground prison beyond, it was only a dim twilight as yet. They had climbed quite a distance alread-, and below them the waters of the creek roared and rushed. Far above on either side rose the ragged ledges of roc!: which formed the cliff -lined walls of the cove, f?ehind the jutting rock where the boys were resting- was a narrow passage leading- into a deep hole in the cliff. Genuine mountain bovs as Bud and Coon both were, thev of course were familiar with every inch of ground for miles around. There was nothing alarming to them in this dark hole; thev knew it well. It was only a fis- cure in the rock, sue u as could te found in all the limestone ciift's among the mountains, and it extended, so far as they knew; only some thirty feet back frooi the ledge. It was not wide enough for even a boy to squeeze throutrh with any degree of comfort, and at last grew so narrow that even the curious Coon had been able to go no further. The boys had always thought that the passage probably led to the under ground course of Lost creek; for the waters below suddenly disappear be neath the cliff, and when they appear again has never been discovered. There was no sound in the rr.vine except the roar of the waters b-low. The people in the val'ey had not boifun the day 's work as yet, and the fields were qniet and deserted. Coon brole the silence. Bud was the elder, but Coon usually tok the lead. '"XI it air on this ledge as the ha'nts "been walk in". Bud. Old Man Waters seen hit no latcr'n a-Ckcweday waL" Total i.i From a perusal it will be.seet ) Bad started Involuntarily. "Ef hit war ter appear to we-uns now!" he murmured, apprehensively. "Thet hole thar put me in mind of hit," continued the other. "Old Man Waters, he sez hit come out'n thet hole an' walked over this ledge, an' jest ahout thutty feet over j-an hit jest drapped plumb out'n sight; an' tho' he war a-lookin" an' a-lookin' fur hit ter come ter sight ag'in hit hed gone fur 6 irre." ' Hit air plumb curus wher hit went," reflected Hud. 'Ha nts air made of air, I reckon." Coon brought forward his theory with considerable confidence. "An' ef they air made out'n air they can't hurt a hu ms n, I 'low." There was such a peculiar note in his voice that Hud turned around with a Ion?, searching look at him. "Air ye aimin ter hunt fur the crit ter?" he whispered, almost trembling1 to think of the profanity of such a thing as disturbing a ha'nt. "Ef hit air handy ter do so I aim ter." Coon spoke with his usual quiet drawl, but with such deliberate em phasis that the assertion carried con viction to Bud's wondering- ears. "Fur sure, Coon?" Bud was a'ed at such daring-. "Yes. ef " "Yes-ss!" Tins boys were on their feet in an In stant, faced, with dilated eyes, toward tiiat yawning- fissure. Hack there, in the darkness, swayed a ghostly, grayish figure. "Yes-ss. yes-ss, yes-ss!" mocked the ha'nt. Then its horrible, unearthly voic-e died away in a low mutter, as the darkness closed upon the fading figure. Bud felt his hair rising- with terror, and his tong-ue clung- to the roof of his mouth. lie could not speak. Too terrified to stir he gazed, fascinated, at the spot where the ang-ered ha'nt had disappeared. Coon's face was still a trifle pale, and his eyes were darker than usual; but he tried to steady his voice as he spoke: "Hit war the ha'nt, fur sure, Bud." "An hit war a-mocking-' of ye, Coon. I 'low hit war powerful mad at ye, fur aimin ter hunt it." Bud's voice trem bled; but he was trying to appear in different as to whether the g-host was angry enough to attempt to injure them. "I'm aimin' ter hunt hit," Coon per sisted. His hair seemed rising" still and his knees felt unsteady, but his resolution did not falter. Alarmed at such audacity, his com rade tried in vain to turn him from his purpose. Coon doggedly resist?d. Bud finally desisted in sheer despair, and the bc3-s were silent for awhile. "Le's smudge him out. Bud," Coon said, at last, in a low whisper. Bud turned around in horror at such daring irreverence. 'Smudge out a ha'nt!" he gasped. "D'ye dast. Coon? What'll hit do ter ye. d"3e reckon?" "I 'low we uns mought jest 'speeri mint on hit, anyways," Coon returned, deliberatingly. "Ye see. nobody knows jest what a ha'nt mought take hit inter his head ter do. But we uns could 'speeriment, an" mebbe hit mought do some good." "Hit mought blast the craps." "Well, hit mought, but ag'in hit moughtn't. We-uns would know fur sure ef hit war that-away then." "Hit mought kill us dead," Bud ven tured, dismally. "I'd like mighty well ter jest know fur certing- what a ha'nt would do," persisted Coon. "Granny's allers a-tellin' about er seeing on 'em. an' nary a word about "em a-iioin' nothing, on less hit war skeerin somebody mighty nigh ter death. An' I ain't skeery," suggestively, "ef hit air any thing else." "Naw, an' I ain't, neither. Well, we uns kin do hit. meble." Bud sighed; but heroically deter mined to follow where his friend might lead. "An hit would be mighty satixfyin ter know jest what a ha'nt war made of, an' jest what he war oblig-ated ter do," Coon again asserted. In spite of his deliberate manner he was a pluc-KV little fellow, utterly fear less where ha'nts were not concerned, and of too inquiring- a turn of mind to take the world on others' hearsay. "f we-uns war kilt, hit would hap pen some time, anyways," Coon de cided, philosophically; and Bud, too, was ready for the experiment. The gray light was giving way to the warmer tints of day, and far down in the valley were now the sisrhts and sounds of everyday- life. The boys courage revived under these influ ences. Coon unfolded his plan. The hunt on the mountain was given up at once; more important work was now on hand. The only exit from the cave was on this ledge, and Coon was to g-uard it while Bud crept around the i roc!i to a narrower part. In former j hunting- excursions the boys had often j "smudged," or 'smoked out, the coons "aa taiseu reiugc in tne noie. Bud was to attend to the smudging, while Coon stood ready with his gun at the entrance to meet the ha'nt if it should llee from the smoke. "There ain't a critter nor yet a hu man e kin endyure the smoke," Coon argued. "Mebbe a ha'nt kin; but we uns kin fi.d out fur sure this a-way." It was some time before Bud could get a good fi'e started at the mouth of the smaller hele: for it was slow work gathering- dry .'eaves and twig to feed it with, as the climbing was so rough and steep. But it last he had gathered a good-sized pile on the narrow ledge. Taking ott a flint arrowhead and a piece of pi.nk from his trowsers' pocket, he laid t ie two together and struck the blade of his jackknife sharply across th?m till he had obtained the needed sparks. A moment more, aud the leaves be gat o burn. "toot, kw-w, Coon!" he called, soft ly, peeri:i around the jutting rock, bolting frmly by one brown hand. oil on I ri,Pii;. iim that ' brand. Auk for it from rour Jr Coon was waiting- patiently at tha mouth of the cave; he 6tarted forward as Bud's shaggy head appeared around the corner. "Air hit there?' he g-aiped, breath lessly. "Not yit," Bud responded. "Thet war why I called ye. Hit come over me, if hit warn't a human, hit mought come outen a hole no bigger' n th smudge hole. But I kin g-it a-holt of hit ef hit does, I reckon," with grim courage. He crept back to his tire. The smoke had penetrated the fur thest recesses of the fissure, and was now beginning- to issue from the open-in"- which Coon was iruardhig. Ho co-.ighed now and then, but inn u fully stood his ground, hoping every minute j for the appearance of tiie ghost. He ! wanted the matter settled. His gun ! was leveled at the center of the lid sure, j "Ss-ss-ss!" scratch, scratch, and an- j other such unearthly yowl, as had j greeted them once before. It came 1 from the larger mouth of the hole. Bud scrambled, around the corner ju?t j in time to see Coon drop his gun and j desperately clutch at something-which looked like the grayish ghost they had j seen before. Then ha'nt and boy had j rolled over and over, locked in death- ; like grip, over the ledge aud down into ! the rushing, roaring- waters of Loot j creek. The creek was almost a whirlpool ; here, for not far away it swept in a cir- , cling- Hood down into its grave under j the mountain. It was a dangerous ' place at any- time. Coon was in the j wildcat's death-grip now, and could j not have freed himself, even had he ! dared to loose his hold on the crea- ; lure's throat. j But Bud was no coward. Much as ! he feared ha'nts he could be absolutely I fearless in ordinary circumstances; ; and in that moment on the brink of the ' ledge he had recognized the ghost, j The instant the combatants rose to ; surface. Bud was kneeling on the ! ledge, with his old gun aimed unerr- ; ingly. In that instant he lired. Then, i dropping swiftly down hand over hand. 1 by the bushes and the trees, he reached . the bank and plunged in to rescue the ; almo.st exhausted Coon. When Bud ! had linally drawn him to the shore, ' Coon was still grasping- the dead wild cat. The boy's face was eovered with blood, and both face and hands were badly scratched, but there was no se rious injury. Bud puueu tne uripping hero up on the bank silently, and washed away the blood-stains. "Hit come mighty nigh klllin' ye. Coon," he said at last, vainly striving to keep the tones of his voice even. The boys had been friends ail their lives aud loved each other with a love as strong as was David's and Jona than's of old. But mountain boys say even less of what lies nearest their hearts ti a i boys elsewhere. Although both hearts on the bank of Lost creek that day were full of the thought that they had faced death to gether but a moment before, Coon made no answer. In his heart, how ever, he reg-istered a silent vow that he would never forget how Bud had saved him at the risk of his own life, and Bud was proudly thinking- how brave his comrade always was, and mentally determining always to stick by him. Lost creek rushed on. A buzzard was circling- far above the pine trees on the opposite cliff. Coon shivered slightly; if he had gone down in those waters! Aud that buzzard! He was glad it could never pick his bones. That lame little si.ster, Mary Ann, down in the cove, would have watched in vain for his coming-, but for Bud. He turned the dead wildcat over. It was an unusually large one. Th creatures had seldom been known to come so far down on the mountain in these later years. '"Ef a ha'nt air a human dead a'ready, a pun couldn't make hit no deader," Coon argued, reflectively. "But smudgiu' an a guu war all we uns hed ter light with. I "low that the only way ter do in this world's jest ter make use er what a body does know, tell he runs up ag'iu the tiling what he kin use. We-uns done the best thing-, I 'low,' he concluded, philosophically, "fur we-uns." Jean Halifax, in X. Y. Independent. HE WAS A BUSY MAN. Didn't rroi- Hut Some How or Other He per in Life. "Yes, I suppose you may call Eien a successful man. He does a good busi ness, but in my mind he isn't prosper ous." So said Mrs. Tracy to her id.-ter, who had congratulated her on the pur chase by her husband of a mill which lie was thought to have bought at a bargain, " ell." returned her sister, "it seems to ine everything he touches comes out just right. He's the busiest man in town." "That's just it,' retored Mrs. Tracy. "He's busy and he succeeds in his do ings, but that isn't prospering not as I understand it. You see," she con tinued, "when we were first married he leased the little woollen mill down on the stream, and we got along first rate. He wasn't overbuy, and we used to ride round together every after noon and have lots of company and good times. "But he began to make money and buy more wool, aud more mills to take care of it and more storehouses to put it in, until it takes about all his time to get from one mill to the other. Sometimes I see him on a Sunday, bet he is generally busy resting up to stanf again. He's about as much a slave at if he was chained in a galley." "Y'es. but he does make ftiouey," said one. "Well, perhaps so. but it .U goes to buy more wooL If anybod. . hankers for lots of wool in this world, that's one thing. Eben has any amount of wool, but when it comes to getting the real solid goodness out of life and en joying it. he's forg-otten how to do it. lieally, as I look at it, Eben is the most un prosperous man ia town." Youih'a Companion. I states senators bv dirpct " PtoP,e' an5 ?. the Present compaign necewaU to delay the paper's poblica- 1 . J CREDIT. The Good Work I lone by the Genuine Democrats. The democrats in both houses of congress, with but few exceptions, are entitled to credit for doing all that it seemed to them possible to do toward the fulfillment of the pledges with re spect to the tariff which their party made in 1S0Z. Thev have made an honest, earnest and persistent attempt to obey the popular mandate delivered when the present democratic congress and pres ident were elected. They are deserv ing of great praise for wresting what i they have wrested from a protectionist senate, and for holding- out so long as there seemed to be a ray of hope a:iir:r,t the protectionist amendments which that body thrust so plentifully into the Wilson till. The demo-rats of the ways and means committee labored with great zeal and industry, aud finally" produced a bill which was fairly acceptable to those who meant what they said when they voted for a tariff for revenue only. They did not produce a perfect bill by any means. They did not pro duce a bill which was satisfactory to most of their own number. But they did produce one on right lines, based on right principles, and making a lcng step toward the final goal of commercial liberty and the ul timate abandonment of the entire policy of supporting and enriching" favored industries by levying forced contribution, upon others. They went as far as they believed it possible to go, in view of the known character of the senate, toward the total abolition of the republican system of legalized robbery. The house, led for tho time being by such men as Tom Johnson and De Witt" Warner, went further than the com mittee and voted for free coal, iron and sugar aud the immediate stoppage of the McKinley sugar bounty. A majority of the demccratic sen ators stood ready to go even farther than the house, making- larger reduc tions on manufactured g-oodsand going farther in ttie direction of ad valorem rates. But presently they found them selves confronted not only by the re publican senators in solid array but by this bo ly reenforced by enough senators calling-themselves democrats to defeat any bill not acceptable to them and the interests they repre sented. The question with the loj-al demo cratic senators then was not what they wished to do but what it was pos sible to do. They contested the ground inch by inch, and yielded to the rene- i gade senators no more than they were forced to yield. The result was a badly mutilated bill, but it was that or no ; bill. They had saved much that was ! valuable. The bill, bad as it was, was still vastly better than the Mc- , Kiuley monstrosity, and they accepted j it as better than nothing-. i The house has at last done the same, but not without making prolonged and heroic resisi.enee. The house con- 1 ferrees, headed by Chairman Wilson, strurrgled long and manfully against the bad amendments, forced upon the till by the senate renegades, and their , democratic associates in the house sup ported them without wavering- until they became convinced that the choice : lay between the mutilated bill and i none at all. i The majority of the democrats are entitled to high praise for making a ' courageous and determined light and saving the bill from wreck. It is not their fault that the measure is not far , better than it is. Chicago Herald. SOME GOOD FEATURES. Much Has lieen Gainnl by the Passage of the Tariff ltiu. The democrats of the house for rea sons admirably stated by Chairman Wilson and Speaker Crisp, accepted the senate tariff bill, with all its im perfections and its shame, rather than to get none. Like the "held up" passengers iQ a helpless stage coach, they yielded to : the political highwaymen of ttie sen- ate without pretending to make a vir- tue of the necessity. j As a vindication of democratic i principles against the betrayal of the ' i four trust agents and speculating sen- j i ators who forced the surrender, tiie ; ! house with surprising promptness and j I unanimity passed .a bill making all j J sugars free, and also separate bills un- taxing coal, iron and barbed wire. This action was at once a challenge to j J thu senate and a promise to the coun I try. It mitigates the surrender. It j proves again tiiat tne popular urancn I of congress remembers the pleJges of the party and respects the demands of ! the people. There is this further compensation for the humiliating result: It will re lieve the country, for some years at least, of the fear of another general tariff upheaval. Hud congress adjourned without passing any bill tariff agitation would have dominated to elections and have been revived at the December session even if President Cleveland had not felt constrained to call an extra ses sion. If President Cleveland shall per mit this bill to become a law no party would dare to propose tearing it to pieces again immediately. Nor can McKinleyisrn be restored during the next three years, even if the republicans should venture upon the issue and control the next two grosses. Mr. Cleveland's term will not expire until March, 1S07. His veto cannot be overridden by the next con gross, and the congress to be elected in lsuti will not meet for more than a year afterwards. Even those who are most disappoint ed in the bill will soon come to con sider three yer.rs of peace preferable I to further suspense, anxiety and busi ness depression. N. Y. World. -The tariff, as finally passed while in many respects it falls short of the expectations of the country, is an : enormous step forward in the direc tion of reduced taxation, a step that i will never be retraced. From this 1 time the fixed policy of the country I will be toward the gradual reduction ' X import Unties. Philadelphia Times. - - ' ENTITLED TO BEATEN. Important Reductions In the JMcKlnley fliffh-Tariir Duties. Whatever has been pained has been wrested from a protective body. The country concurs in Mr. Wilson's re port. The senate has a majority for protection. There are thirty-seven re publicans, three populists and seven democrats who are champions of pro hibitive tariffs on articles produced by their friends and therefore for all prohibitive tariffs protection consist ing in being for the other fellow's tariff if he will be for yours. From this protective body the tariff reform democrats have wrested a re- duction of sugar di: lumber and s:;lt and ies, free wool. a great curUnl- nient of tariffs o the textiles which the masses must buy for clothing. An income tax is secured, which relieves taxation on the household and places r share of federal expenses upon the wealth whose concentration has been favored by federal laws. Not ail that the house contended for and the country desired has been ob tained. The sugar trust has not been severed from g-overninent partnership. Iron and coal are still taxed, and the commodities into whose cost they enter are still to bring higher prices than the people should pay. But, as the chairman of the ways committee, himself as brave a champion as a cause ever had, says to his friends, when men have done their best. according to their capacity and judgement, they must fall back on the consciousness of duty done. For the democrats of the house the voters of the party have nothing but approval. What obligations came to them under the laws and the in structions of their constituents they have discharged with promptitude. There has been no departure from principle. In their proposition to re form th? revenue they were moderate and business interests were never left in doubt. The contest for a better bill than the measure offered by the sen ate they have fought as long as there was the slightest chance to sucs-eed and have abandoned it at the demand of business when success against a protective senate majority was a demonstrated impossibility. That atrocity, the McKinley bill, is about to be wiped from the statute books by democratic votes. The pledge of lyj'-J to the people is re deemed as far as the people have con I f erred the power. The tariff reform 1 ers could not control a senate to , which a majority of real reformers had not been elected. The house has shown what honest reformers can do . by passing bills for free sugar, free iron, free coal and free barbed wire. Having placed the blame for the in completness of the reform where it be longs, the house democrats can ad journ in the "consciousness of duty : done." Now that tariff legislation is at an i end for this congress, business men i owe to the country an increased acti '; vity and confidence. The elements of ' prosperity are nil with us. Set every I where the example of faith and en ergy. Doubts about the laws are at : rest. There is nothing else for busi I noss men to doubt except their own I streng-th of will. Matters will not come right of themselves. Men must i make them right. It is just about a year since the acute financial trouble ! began. It is just about time for the ' sharp revival to beg-in. SL Louis Be J public. ! OPINIONS AND POINTERS. The McKinley monstrosity has been beheaded. Toledo Bee. The best thing- about the revised sugar schedule is that it is a still creator improvement over McKinley' s. The farther we get from McKinleyisrn the better, every time. Boston Herald. Republican organs are trying- to scare the men who have had no wages under the McKinley law with the threat that they will have "lower wacres"' under the democratic tariff. ' Chicago Herald. McKinleyisrn at least is dead, and its vile offspring is already doomed. Only let the people, whose cause has been so ably and so nobly led by the men who stood true to the Wilson bill. j now take up the battle, and "protec : tionism" will meet its Gettysburg in November. N. Y. Herald. If business is so improved by the j settlement of the tariff question for ! the time that the gain is apparent to ' the most obtuse observer, the fact will prove so damaging to McKinleyisrn as to render it a losing game to clamor for the restoration of McKinley duties. Boston Transcript (rep.). Tiie new bill, whatever its de fects, is better than its predecessor. It sounds the knell of McKinleyisia, aud, if it does not reduce the profits of all bloated trusts, the fault is not with the democratic party, but with the lreebooters in the irresponsible senate, who will doubtless be dealt with in due time. N. ". Morning Journal. If anybody thinks tariff reform sentiment is less strong throughout the country than it has been let him follow the proceedings of the demo cratic conventions and meetiegs that arc being held in various sections of the country nowadays. No step back ward is the unanimous cry. If this strong, popular sentiment is not heed ed in Washington those who are block ing the way might as well prepare for permanent retirement from public life. That is their usual destiny. Bos ton Herald. The lesson principally to be learned from this tariff contest and its impotent conclusion is that when the republican party made the protected interests a partner in the government it in fact made them the governing partner in the firm. The way to cure the situation, so intolerable to the people, is not to reduce the interest of the protected manufacturers, but to dissolve the partnership altogether. The way to reform the tariff is to abolish it. There can be no half way measures with vice, and protection is nothing but economic vice the prosti tution of government to the ends of private profit. Chicago Times. I by foi H 111(11 iniBrnn Ia BftiAmn ial.nJ i : l . i - , ... for the fair to be taken to some PROTECTION FERSONAL AND LITERARY. Lord Forester, a canon of York cathedral, who recently died, inherited the privilege of wearing- his hat in ths presence of royalty, a privilege con ferred by grant to an ancestor in the reign of Henry VIII. Among the cseful accomplishments of Queen Victoria and Princess Beatrice is to be included straw-plaiting-, and William of Germany and others are said to wear and prize straw hats made for them by the fingers of royalty. Among the h.use-boats on the St. Lnwrence one of the most charming is the Idler, owned by two New York p-irls, the Mioses May and Ella Dewey. Here they give luncheon-, teas and dances, and lead an Arcadian social life. The fact is not very well known that Budyard Kipling is not of pure Caucasian extraction. One of his par ents was a Eurasian, or half-caste, and the fractional proportion of iiative blood that flows through his veins is just one-fourth. Thomas E. Breckinridge. who crossed the plains with Fremont's ex pedition in 1S1.. is living- at Telluride, Col., in destitute circumstances. Peti tions praying- the federal g-overnment to grant him a pension are circulating in Colorado and California. The only woman in the world en titled to wear the Russian cross of St. George is the ex-Queen Marie of Naples, upon whom it was bestowed by the late czar, in recognition of the bravery with which she defended Gaeta. the last stronghold of the Bourbon dynasty in Italy. It is noted that A. Conan Doyle is paving- the way for this country, by saying- flattering- things about the United States. It is, however, only fair to add that there are many com plimentary allusions to this country and its institutions in his books which were written lefore he expected to pay it a visit. A heroic little life ended nobly a few days ago in London, in the death of John Clinton, the ten-year-son of a cabman. It is only a few months since the lad showed his bravery and pres ence of mind by savins- his little broth er from death by lire. The child's clothing- was in a blaze, and John not only distinguished this, but tore down the window curtains, which had also caught lire. He met his death by spring ing in the Thames to rescue a younger boy, who had fallen in. He saved the child, but was himself drowned. Cardinal Gibbons is the owner of a box made of wood from the old mul-lerry-tree at St. Mary's, under which the first mass in Maryland is said to have been celebrated in IG'14. The tree, which was blown down about ten years ago. was supposed to be fully four hundred years old. and from its wood was made chancel furniture and other fitting's for the 1'rotestant Epis copal church at St. Mary's. Cardinal Gibbon's box was presented to him by Gen. Bradley T. Johnson, who had it made from a piece of the root of tho tree. HUMOROUS. Even the most successful attempt to bear the wheat market must go against the grain. Buffalo Courier. The Leal Thing. Aunt Chloe "I'se readin dat de gods has atnblosher an' neckchure elery day." Uncle Ephum "Dat's nuftin. honey; we's got watermilyuns.' Detroit Free l'ress. Ch ra fat Santa CruzV-"That letter seems to have made you very happy." May "Yes: it is from Jack. He has heard that I am flirting terribly, and is delightfully angry about it.'" Oakland Echoes. "C'ukumstances al talis cases, shoh." said Uncle Eben. "De man dat likes ter byah hisse'f holler in a ahgy ment doan seem ter git no satisfaction 'tall fum de soun ob his voice drivin' cows. Washington Star. "Papa," said a little boy, "ought the teacher to whip me for what I did not do?"' "Certainly not. my boy,'" re plied the father. "Well," replied the little fellow, "he did to-day when I didn't do my sum." Tit-Bits. Not Available. Professor (to med ical student) "Mr. Doselets. will you please name the bones of the skull?" Student (perplexed) "I've got them all in my head, professor, but the names don't strike me at' the moment." Truth. ."' Another Chaaea' Scribble "Did yon see anything of a bundle of manu script I had marked '1ST7?" Mrs. Scribble "No. Anything important?" Scribble "There were some seventeen year locust jokes in it. I thought I might try "em on again. Harlem Life. A Harlem Idyl She lived in a flat. She was tired out with house-cleaning; but. when the postman rang the lell, she left everything and ran down three flights of stairs to open the letter-box. Inside she found a paper cir cular: "How to Beautify Your Lawn!" Puck. Mr. Watts "I thought you told me the new girl was well trained. She can't cook a little bit." Mrs. Watts "No, she can't cook much, but she is perfectly loely with china. She clerked in the crockery department of one of the big dry -goods stores for more than a year." Indianapo'is Jour nal. Unjust Discrimination. "Officer Phaneygan "It's thin you're lookin" Mike." Officer O'Morphy "'Tis the fault of the chief, be hanged to im.' Officer Phaneygan "How's that?" Officer O'Morphy "Shure, an he put me a beat with never a fruit stand on it, the dishcriminatin Chicago News. biaggard!'- To Meet Again. First Friend ; "You look bine, old fellow, what's the matter?"' Second Friend "I've just returned from my mother-in-law's fu neral." First Friend "I'm very sorry to hear it." Second Friend "Oh, it isn't that that's worrying me, but the sermon knocked me out completely." First Friend "Was it very affecting? Second Friend "Yes the ministei said: 'Weep not; ye shall surely meet again "Truth. I.I. - other 1 Trw l wm j m j iv3 jrmn cs'away her j quiet rest am I Fricke & Co.