TIIE BOYCOTT. Incidents of tho Croat Railroad Striko Now On. Freight Traffic at a Standstill Cnrle Sam Interferes UeelsJon of the Federal Court Serious Situation In Califor nia lUotlnc In Chicago. NO FREIGHT CARRIED. CniCAno, July 3. All freight traffic west and south is wholly suspended. A fruit and vegetable famine, as well as a milk famine, is threatened in this citv. Its Character Changed. Pullman cars no longer cut a large figure in the boycott, for it is now laid upon every road belonging to the Man agers association, whether running Pullman cars or not. It is a fight to the finish between the American Railway union and the Railway Managers' as sociation. t-traroboats Profit tiy the Strike. The strike on the railroads is divert ing great quantities of freight to the steamboat lines which have rail con-rt-ctions on the other side of Lake Michigan. The Big Four turned all it freight for Cincinnati and the southeast to St. Joseph, and the Mich gan Central diverted freight wherever possible to the lines touching at its points on the other tide of the lake. Kit il roads That Are Affected. Atchison. Topcka & Santa Fe. Baltimore & Ohio. Chicapo & Western Indiana. Chicago. Keck Island & Pacific. Chicago Grand Trunk. CfciccfTO & Krie. Chicago & Great Western, Chiccso & Northwestern. Chicago & Alton. Cliicasro. Milwaukee & St Paul. Chicago & Eastern Illinois. Chicago. Burlington & Quincy, Illinois Central. Inner Belt Line, Louisville, New Albany & Chicago. Pittsburgh. Cincinnati, Chicago & ISt. Louis, Pittsburgh, Fort Wayne & CLicKgo. Union Stock Yards and Transit company. Wisconsin Central. Wabash, Lake Ehore & Michigan Southern, Nickel Plate, Cal umet Terminal. The loregoing comprise the roads converging in this city against which the boycott has been laid, and one and all of which are either practically tied up or are so crippled as to be ineffective in helping a solution of the trouble precipitated upon them by President Debs in his combat ngair.st the railroads of the country. Resides these Chicago railroads the tie-up lias proved effective against the following roads in the west and the east for that section, too, has been touched by the boycott: To Support the Koyeott. At a meeting of the Trades and La bor assembly Sunday the executive beard of the organization was given power to call out all local trades in 6vipport of the boycott. Strikers Are Defiant. Chicago, July 5. Strikers and sym pathisers numbering about 1,000 men at Blue Island Monday morning over powered 200 deputy sheriffs and United .States deputy marshals. The marshals and sheriffs' deputies were sent to Blue Island to clear away the blockade in tho freight yards. The attempt to do so resulted in tho most desperate en counter of the strike and in the defeat of the officers of the law. Ilisses, shouts and derisive jeers greeted the order of the United states govern ment to all people to cease interfering with tiie mails or the business of the railroads as common carriers. Oivcn a Body I51ot. f ;i:cago, July 5. The United Stated vrvt-rnment has taken a hand in the warfare against the bo3'cotters and rioters. Judges Woods and Grosscup in their chambers were presented with a bill for an injunction, most sweeping in its nature, prepared by United States .District Attor ney Miichrist and Special Counsel lid win Walker, and the order of the court was that all strikers and rioters be re strained from interfering with the operation of railroad trains under the interstate commerce law and the stat utes of the United States governing the transmission of mail. Under the jurisdiction of Judge Woods it can be put into operation throughout Illinois, Indiana and Wis consin. Five hundred copies of the injunction have been made and will be ferved on Deb3, Howard and the di rectors of the American Kailway union at once. Gist of the Induction. The order of the court that acts in the nature of an injunction is, in brief, as follows: it is directed to E. V. Debs, G. W. Howard. L. W. hocrs and all other members of the Americas Kail way union; also strikers and other persons whomsoever who meet with the above named, or who Intend to act with them In Cecd.4 of violence. All are enjoined from interfering with the business of the twenty on railroads, the eame being those repre sented in the General Managers" association. The injunction restrains nil persons from in terfering with the business of these common carriers whose business it is to carry passen gers within the state and between the several Mates: also to restrain the interference with express and muil trains. The in junction also restrains all persons, both these named and those to whom the la Junction tpplies. from entering the grounds of tho said railroad companies, their yards or terminals, and from eiestroying any of the property of the said raili-cada. The injunction further restrains all persons frciu attempting to interfere with the busi i:cr,M of tho roads by seeking to induce em ployes to stop work by threats, violence, intimidation, promises or otherwise, also to re strain all persons from attempting to intimi Ur.te. threaten or force employes recently piaced upon the roads to st op work. The order pries into effect immediately and notice will be nerved up.n the above named and promulgated to the public. Michigan Central Protected. Judges Woods and Grosscup have issued the injunction prayed for Sat urday by Attorneys Winston fc Meagher for the Michigan Central railroad restraining the strikers, in cluding switchmen, firemen and all employes who opposed the operation of the road. The injunction is based upon the interstate commerce act and directs that all who interfere with the performance of interstate business be amenable to the laws. Ten Mall Trains Held. Cairo, 111., July 2. Ten mail trains and one local passenger were on Satur day lying idle in the Illinois Central yards and three tons of United States mails were detained at the passenger depot. Held tp at Sprinfffleld. Si r.'..o field. 111., July 5. The west bound Wabash passenger train which tips released by the troops at Decatur was held up here by the strikers about 10 p. to. They refused to allow it to proceed. There is no violence. War in the West. Sacramento, Cal., July 6. At 10 o'clock Wednesday morning two regi ments of state militia from San I'raa cisco and two companies from Stock ton marched into this city. The troops marched to the armory, around which the local militia companies had estab lished a strong guard. At 1 o'clock the troops moved toward the depot, where a large force of police, deputy sheriffs and deputies under United States Marshal Baldwin were already on guard. The strikers and sympa thizers to the number of several thou sand had preceded the troops. The strikers learning that the trains were to start under military protection at once became demonstrative. Notwith standing their leader urged them not to molest the militia the strikers loudly declared that no Fullmans should be moved. Finally three com panies of militia were ordered to drive the strikers from the depot. Soldiers Refuse to Advance. The scene was at once tumultuous and the situation threatening. For a few moments the soldiers hesitated, then they wavered, and then came a blunt refusal to move against the ex cited strikers. A few minutes later all the troops turned their backs upon the turbulent mob at the depot and quietly withdrew to the armory. A deaf ening shout announced the second vic tory of the strikers over the railroad company and their first victory over the state militia. It was claimed that the reason whv the militia had retreat ed was that United States Marshal Baldwin and the railroai officials had insisted that the troops refrain from shooting and that they remove the strikers by physical strength. This plan the officers of the militia abso lutely refused to sanction. Declared Off. Mattoon", 111., July 6. The strike on the St. Louis division of the Big Four was declared off by the local officers of the A. R. U. at midnight, the company agreeing that all the old employes can resume work without prejudice. All delayed trains were moving by 2 a. m., both passenger and freight. Situation at Terre Haute. Terf.e Haute. Ind., July 6. With the exception of the failure of the Dig Four to bring its through passenger trains east from Mattoon Wednesday railroad traffic at this point was more regular than it has been any day since last Friday. The Chicago & Kastern Illinois was running nearly all trains on schedule time and the Evansville & Terre Haute was making close connec tions with it. The strike of the Van dalia switchmen had no noticeable ef fect on the passenger trains on that road. Mail Trains Sent Out. Battle Creek, Mich., July 6. The Chicago fc firand Trunk sent out two mail trains Wednesday without trou ble and claim to be gaining on the strike. Everything is quiet and no in terference expected from strikers. v The Trouble at Cincinnati. Cincinnati, July 6. The freight crews of the Chesapeake fe Ohio and Louisville & Nashville roads met in Covington Wednesday. Conflicting re ports were circulated regarding their actlen. Since then both roads have had trouble. The noon circular of Sec retary Fetter, of the Railway Officers' association said: "The Chesapeake & Ohio j-ardmasters quit, refusing to work with no-nunion men. Se-veral of the yard engine crews quit, and the situation on the Chesapeake & Ohio is bad, with no prospect of early relief." The Hegnlars Out. Chicago, July e. Gen. Miles left Washington Tuesday morning, and on Wednesday reached Chicago. lie sa3-s that should the regulars be compelled to fire the loss of life would be ap palling. The first detachment of reg ulars reached the Union stock yards at 6 o'clock Wednesday morning. Warlike scenes were enacted be tween Ilalsted street and Center av enue all day. A gang of strikers and residents of that region numbering more than a thousand threatened violence to a crew of Nelson Morri s men that was engaged in re-icing a train of beef that the Lake Shore road failed to pull out. The policemen detailed were unable to cope with the elements encountered, and a detach ment of twenty-four infantrymen in command of Lieut. Mitchell were hur ried to the scene by Capt. Hartz. The crowd howled in derision at the troops, but no further threats were made. Dozens of times soldiers stood with their rifles to their shoulders, their fingers on the triggers, waiting for the word to fire. Strikers were hemmed against box cars with the points of the bayonets pressed against their breasts, and to the prudence of the soldiers alone do they owe their escape from death. At Itlno Island. The first battalion of the Fifteenth infantry, U. S. A., was driving the ten rjegs in Blue Island Wednesday morn ing before the strikers knew the regu lars had arrived. The strikers appar ently boycotted the yards, for a few of them were in the curious throngs which pressed around the soldiers at the crossing. The presence of the soldiers also stiffened the backbone of Marshal Arnold's dep uties and they began arresting men as fast as they were recognized as those who have been more or less active in strike affairs. They were all charged with violating the sweeping injunc tion issued by Judge Grosscup and Judge Woods. The strikers said that but one of the men arrested was a rail road man. There was but little trouble here or at Grand Crossing during1 ike day. Debs on the Situation. President Debs, of the American Railway union, said Wednesday that he fully appreciated the gravity of the situation and the responsibility that devolved upon the organization. He said, however, that the officials of the American Railway union had in no way been responsible for the bringing of troops to Chicago or any other point, and while he deplored the present coa dition of affairs he disclaimed all re sponsibility on that score. In answer to an inquiry as to whether in his opinion there was any way of avoid ing a conflict, he said there was, and he did not thiok a conflict wouli take place. He rather thought there would be a settlement of tho strike, and that through it peace and quiet would be restored. He said he had positive information that numer ous stockholders in the railroads en tering Chicago had determined that the time had arrived for them to step in and demand of the general mana gers that they stop their present course and take steps to bring the strike to a close. This is what he thought would be done. The Mob Victorious. Chicago, July 7. Chief Deputy Mar shal Donnelly, backed by a force orl regular soldiers, attempted to get a train of cattle out of the stock yards. The strikers came out victorious, and four hours after the start the cattle) were returned to the yards and un loaded. Battle for a Train. Union Stock Yards, 111., July 7. At 10 o'clock a. m. the Michigan Central attempted to run out a live stock train of seventeen cars. This move was op posed by a mob of nearly 8,000 men and boys. The police, uiiabled to command the situation, sent to Dexter park for the United States troops. Two com panies were sent, but were insufficient. At 11 o'clock troops B and K of the Seventh cavalry and light battery E of the First artillery with three guns, responded. The Gatlingguns were placed in a po sition so that they commanded a clear space on the tracks for three block. At 11:45 the train started under a mili tary escort. The strikers again ob structed it by overturning three box cars on the tracks. This obstruction was removed. The cavalry led the way while the infantry strung out In dian file alongside the entire length of the train. The train was again stalled, and the troops charged the crowd with baj-onets. Attacked a Train. The mob of strikers and sympathiz ers which had been derailing cars in Hie stock j-ards district, after suc cessfully stalling the Michigan Central freight train on Fortieth street, proceeded to the Pitts burgh &. Fort Wayne tracks at Fortieth street where they held up an incoming train, compelled all passengers to leave the cars and then dragged the engineer and fireman from the cab. They then broke all the glass in the cab and derailed the engine. The mob then ran up to Fortieth and Clark streets and set fire to the Lake Shore signal house. All this time the United States troops were up at Ilalsted street guarding the Michigan Central train. Fought Its Way Through. Fighting every inch of way. the Chi cago, Rock Island & Pacific railroad brought three passenger trains through from Blue Island Thursday. Bayonets, revolvers and police clubs were used against the mobs which at times filled the right of way, and the mob fought back by overturning freight cars in front of the line of trains. Between Fifty-first street and Twenty-fifth street over twenty-five box cars were thrown across the tracks, for the mob ran ahead and upset the cars faster than the railroad officials could clear the tracks. The train left Blue Island at 9:;0 o'clock in the morn ng and arrived at the Rock island de pot at 7:15 o'clock in the evening, using over ten hours in traveling less than 10 miles. Driving- Oat Tower Men. A mob numbering 1.000 started on its way north towards the center of the city and drove all the tower and signal men out of the towers on all the roads leading to the Polk street depot and the Fort Wa3ne road which parallel them. The men went out without exception. Another large gang started for the Rock Island and Lake Shore tracks to order out the signal and tower men of those roads. Troops are located at the point where these mobs started from but did noth ing to prevent their leaving as they claimed they had to give their atten tion to getting out the Michigan Cen tral train. I'rires Full man to Arbitrate. Mayor Hopkins in the name of the city of Chicago, will send a telegram to George M. Pullman urging upon hijn the necessity of arbitration and requesting him to return to this city to do all in his power to settle the great strike. Debs Issues a Manifesto. President Debs, of the American Railway union, has issued a manifesto in which he reviews the causes of the present trouble and declares that, whatever may be the outcome of the gigantic struggle, the present suffer ing of the public and any deplorable act associated with the strike in future must rest upon the shoulders of the corporations against which his organi zation is arraved. Fast Mall Afraid to Continue. La Porte, Ind., July 5. The Lake Shore & Michigan Southern was tied up here Wednesday night. No. 11 west bound fast mail is side tracked here, unable to get through. She has two coaches full of non-union men and on their account is afraid to proceed further. Hundreds of visitors to the craes here are unable to return home. Victim or the Heat. Cedar Ratids, la., July 3. The heat of the last few days has been intense, the thermometers registering 08 to 100 in the shade. Saturday afternoon Joseph Skerritt, of this city, was over come by the heat while setting up a binder near Palo and died in a few minutes. liattle Flag Day for Iowa. Des Moines, la., July 3. Gov. Jack son has issued a proclamation desig nating August 10 next as "Battle Flag day," on which occasion the Iowa bat tle Hags will be transferred from the state arsenal to the capitol building. Shortago of Food Supplies. Chicago, July 6. Food supplies are becoming very scarce, the only sources being points reached by lako vessels. THE REPUBLICAN CLUB ROW. Trouble Arising Iletweea the East and tlo West Over the Silver Question. The dissatisfaction among the re publican clubs over the action of the recent league convention at Denver, is said to center in the attempt to dis criminate against southern republic ans and the frauds in the selection of the next place of meeting, but it is most probable that the real trouble lies somewhat deeper. The republican clubs are made up largely of the "hustlers" of the party. In the midst of a campaign their activ ity is highly appreciated. They help to raise money, disburse it in bribing voters, furnish men to perpetrate frauds on the ballot, and. in short, do tho rough work of the campaign, in cluding some that is not to be dis cussed in public. But the party does not trust the clubsvery far in the mat ter of laying down principles, or con structing platforms. A league conven tion is looked forward to with appre hension that some ungarded utterance will do the party a disservice. With a view of heading o2 any such action on the part of the "boys," a close watch is kept over them b3r such of the party leaders as can afford to attend the gatherings, and the others generally have representatives present with in structions how to act. With all these percautions it is never certain that some indiscretion will not be com mitted. The meeting at Denver this year had it5 peculiar perils. Besides their desire to unload Waite and his popu list allies, the Colorado republican think of nothing but the free coinage of silver at what they believe to be tho divinely-appointed ratio of sixteen to one. Now, tho republican party de sires to ilirt with the extreme silver men and to get their votes, but it has no idea of committing itself to any ratio. The leaders, therefore, looked forward with apprehension to the in fluence which the Colorado republicans might exert upon the impressionable young delegates in hours of social fes tivit3. The president of the league had been coached with reference to this matter, lie was careful to warn the convention in his address that they had not conic together to make a platform. "Whatever statements may be made here," he continued, "are but the ex pressions of the individuals, and can not in any way bind the future action of the republican party." This utter ance had a double purpose. It was in tended to head off any indiscreet action, if possible, and to prepare the way. should any such action be had, for declaring that it was not binding. The Colorado republicans had their own ideas about the matter- They desired a straight deliverance in favor of free coinage at the divinely-appointed ratio. The Colorado league, which held its convention at Denver, after declaring for the ratio of six teeu to one, made an appeal to the national convention in these words: "We tipr-cal to our saeMs from without the ttate to liieu to the cry of the thousands of uiH-mplrycd throughout the land ur.d to heed the uiurmurs of business distress and discon tent, and to remember that the common iieople believe in the money of the constitution, uud earnestly desire tho coinage of both uold and silver at a ratio Used by ii-iture aude-perience under which tho nation &ccciniili.aed its rcai cst material achievements and' reached its Lifhest prosperity." The Denver Republican seconded this appeal, though in more guarded terms. It told the convention that the way to help to redeem Colorado from populism was to adopt strong resolu tions in favor of the restoration of sil ver to its historic place, and that it is to the republican party that the people must look for legislation favorable to silver. In several paragraphs and ed itorials the convention was asked to pass such resolutions favorable to sil ver as would help the party in Colora do. What that should bo was plainly intimated by a declaration that noth ing but free coinage is needed to in sure a parity between the two metals. The desire to get an expression in favor of free coinage was at the bot tom of the contest over the manner of casting the vote, that is, whether the delegates present should cat the en tire vote of their states, or vote ouly for themselves. The former plan gave the east the majority and headed off a free silver plank. How it operated will appear from a single illustration. New York was entitled to one hundred and sixty-eight delegates, but only forty were present. The determina tion of the question, therefore, decided whether Now York should cast one hundred and sixty eight or forty votes. The western delegates being present in greater numbers, would have an immense ad vantage on the "one delegate, one vote" systcia. The delegates, however, were permitted to cast the entire vote of their states, and this prevented any controversy over the platform. The silver resolution was in favor of "the use of both gold and silver maintained on a perfect paritj- and intcrconvertibil ity." From a Colorado standpoint, this is a "gold-bug" resolution, inas much as it ignores the "ratio fixed by nature," upon which the Colorado con vention insisted. A Denver corre spondent says that the "action of the league has been the most majestic method of committing political sui cide ever known in this section of the country." The western states were particularly unhappy because Wyo ming voted with the cast. As to the frauds perpetrated in counting the votes on the selection of a place of meeting, the "boys" seem to take it too seriously. Republicans must keep in practice in the perpetra tion of fraudulent counts, and to do this they occasionally exercise their talents on one another. Nothing could be more natural than that. Louisville Courier-Journal. The republican press, in speak ing of Col. Conger, of Ohio, who re cently pointed out the defects in Wil liam McKinley as a presidential candi date, alludes V him "as able, but er ratic." Still Col. Conger's verdict on McKinley is nothing more than the one passed oa his bill by the American people two 3-cars ago. Kansas City Time. THE SUGAR TRUST. A Corrupt System That Has Brrn Created by the McKinley Tariff. A protective tax on the raw material of any industry compels that industry to either form a trustor go out of busi ness. The trust may be public or pri vate a chartered corporation or a mere selling agreement but the in dustry must control the selling price in order to recoup from the people the tax it pays into the treasury, it must destroy domestic competition or sus pend business. When to raise revenue in 1S04 a tax of three cents per pound on the raw material of i-ugar was imposed on the refineries, the duty of five cents levied on any refined sugar that might be im ported (none was) did not raise the do mestic market price, which was fixed by the domestic competition of the re fineries. The refineries had to unite and agree to raise the price in order to recover the tax. In other words, they had to form a trust and farm the rev enues or go out of business. To keep them from loss they were authorized to tax the people five cents extra for refined sugar and protected from foreign competition up to that amount; but they had to protect themselves from domestic competition by forming a trust, by making a Rolling" agreement one with another, by which the five cents could be col lected. There was no other way to ?et it. The private sugar trust or selling agreement is over thirty j-ears old. It lias controlled the market price, paid Us taxes into the treasury, and not only recouped these taxes from the general public, but . made enormous profits from farming the revenues in addition to the normal profits of re fining. The public sugar trust organized five years ago was an attempt by seven of the forty-nine refineries to sell their future profits in farming the revenues for a lump sum sixty million dollars. The stock did not represent capital in vested in plant, only the right to farm tiie revenue. The other refineries were not in it are not now in it. But all the refineries arc in the private sugar trust, including those in the public sugar trust. The objection to taxing the raw ma terial of sugar is that it necessarily creates a public or private trust, that it necessarily legalizes a trust to collect from the people the tax which the re fineries must pay into the treasury. The industry must have a trust in order to "farm the revenue," and un less it farms the revenue (taxes the people) it would be taxed out of ex istence by the tax on its raw material. The objection to the tax on raw sugar applies to all raw materials. N. Y. World. REACHED THE DOTTOM. Western Republicans Repudiate Their Own Aetion on the Silver Question. The California republicans have reached the bottom of the hill. Mr. Bland himself might have written the silver plank which was adopted with "great enthusiasm" at the recent state convention at Sacramento. The Cali- fornia republicans declare in favor of ! the free and unlimited coinage of sil ver at the ratio of 10 to 1, and the mak ing of silver, as well as gold, a legal tender in payment of debts, both pub lic and private." To give practical ef fect to this lunacy, they pledge their congressional nomicres to the sup port of the principles contained in the free coinage resolution. Here is a sad deterioration from the position taken by a majority of the re publican representatives from Califor nia in the present congress with re gard to the free coinage of silver at the ratio of lo to 1. It may be remem bered that last summer, wiicn the ques tion of repealing the silver clauses of the Sherman act was under considera tion. Mr. Bland tested the sentiment of the house on this issue by otfer.ng an amendment providing for free coin age at 10 to 1. How did the throe Cal- , f. ir-n ia Tvmil-il Ir5l ni i.t;inil th tfsit.? Only one of them, Mr. Bowers, voted j with Mr. Bland. The other two, Messrs. Hilborn and Loud, cast their votes against the proposal. In the senate, on a similar test, the result was the same. Mr. IVrkius, the republican senator for California, voted against the free coinage amend ment which Mr. FeiTer, of Kansas, in troduced in connection with tho Sher man repeal bill. Thus the pledge just given b3' the-Sacramento convention is a repudiation of the action taken by the republican senator and the major ity of the republican representatives on this momentous question. It is a direct rebuice which cannot but have a very demoralizing effect upon these members of congress. If a free coin age pvposal at the ratio of sixteen to one should come up again either in the present session or during the short ses sion that will follow, it seems entirely probable tliat Mr. Biand could count upon the support of the entire repub lican delegation from California, and that in the senate also free coinage would gain an adherent at the expense of the honest money cause. Boston Herald (Ind.). POINTED PARAGRAPHS. If Oov. McKinley stands for the presidential nomination he will not got it on the strength of his extreme tariff schedules Minneapolis Journal (Rep.). With McKinley out for the pres idency and Coxey running for congress the country is treated to an admirable exemplification of cause and effect Detroit Free lress. The McKinley boom and the In diana emergency are advancing to wards each other on the same track at a rate which shows that one or both will surely be telescoped in the near future. N. Y. World. The gentleman who had all his j clothing except a pair ol socks stolen while he was swimming in ths river at Tow Head island should have remem bered that this is a year when "every thing goes republican." meg. o. p. . has been out of power sixteen months ; now and is getting both ragged and J hungry. Louisville Courier-JournaJ. TA3LE-7ALK. Stories of the Sirk-ltoorn Should Bm Avoided. Our manners at the table are quite as important as the food provided for our guests A lady, the word being u-sod advisedly, is known by her gentle bear ing and her consideration of the feel ings of others. She is always a good listener, and never bores her neighbor with long tales of her own domestic troubles and vexations. It is clearly the duty of a guest to make herself as agreeable as she can when she i? dining- with friends. If she lapses into silence, and gives up to the mood of the moment, she is likely to become very stupid. One should be at one's best, and try to draw out the best in one neighbors. Sometimes it is a very hard matter to make conversation; but there is no individual in the world who can not talk on some one subject, and by a little effort one may be able to hit that subject. Men, as a rule, like to be listened to, and a clever woman can easily draw a man out, so that he thanks his hostess in his heart for a most delight ful evening. There isn't a man in the world who would get the slightest atom of amusement or pleasure from hearing Mrs. A tell of how Charlie had the whooping cough, and what a dreadful time the was having with her cook. He would neither be amused, nor would he try to conceal his bore dom. On the other hand, a woman smilingly and sympathetic-ally listen" to her neighbor, who talks for an lio;u about horses, of which she knows noth ing. He, however, Ls sublimely uncon scious that she is not more interested in horseflesh than in anything else :a the world. And so we women wot 1.1 do well to post ourselves in the'e vari ous subjects, which men arc pror.; to discuss, so that at least we may kno w what they are talking about, and le able to respond with some degree of in telligence, if we wish to make our selves agreeable in their society. Har per's Bazar. THRILLS ON TAP. A Case Where an Fle-t rieal Man Did Some thing Thut a (h.m Man Couldn't Do. "I appreciate the honor you have con ferred upon me, count," said Edwina, with a sigh, "but I can not marry you. ! You are pleasing to me, and I know you have a truly noble character, but you do not do not thrill me. I have longed ull my life to be thrilled. It may be romantic and even silly, but years ago I determined that I would marry none but a man who could thrill me. I am ver3" sorry that" "One moment," interrupted Count Galvani. "If it is only a question of i thrill, I can supply that fast enough Stand up, please."' "What do you mean, count?" cried the young girl. "Just do as I tell you, please," said the count, in the tone of the man who poses sitter.-s in a photograph gallery. ".Extend your arm so. Open your hand. That's right. Now." And the count, after fumbling be neath his coat for a few seconds, grasped her extended hand firmly. "Oh." cried I'dwina, "how delicious! That is a thrill, indeed. Count. I cm yours." And she threw herself into his arms. As the count left the palatial mansion of the heiress, he murmured: 'It pays to be the electrical man in a dime-museum, even if the salary is onl" ten dollars a week, exclusive of batteries." Judge. Ambidexterity. They were talking about ambidex terity. "I can write just as well with my loft hand as with my right," said one, "though perhaps not quite as fast." "I'll bet you live you can't," was the response. "Done," and. having put up the money, he tok the other man into the next room, where he had a new type writer he whs learning on, and with his left hand he thumped out half a dozen lines, which the most skilled ex port could not have detected from tho same written with his right hand. De troit Free Press. A Horn Gentleman. The r.mall loy was at a table where his mother was not near to take care of him, and n lady next to him volun teered her .services. "Let me cut your steak for you,"' she said; "if I can cut it the waj you like it,"' she added with .some degrve of doubt. "Thank yon," he responded, accept ing her courtesy; "I shall like it the way you cut it, even if .you do not cut it the way I like it," and the lady actu ally reached over and kissed him. Detroit Free Tress. Axsertiii;; Herself. The mother was in the act of admin istering a well-earned chastisement for t no ofLVnse of running away from home and returning with a torn and soiled dress, when the little girl rebeled and begnn vigorous retaliatory measures. NVll'er exclaimed the maternal par er.t, "how dare you si i-ike your mother:-' "I'd like to know," screamed Nellie, '"if you didn't begin this uss!" Chica go Tribune. Hot us a Slavt- The Reformed Cannibal So your name is Ooodpastor. is it? It may in terest you to know that I served your grandfather. Young Missionary In what way? Reformed Cannibal Fricasseed. Detroit Tribune. A nacknMids Product. Mrs. De Style I never saw such a countrified thing that Mrs. Nexdoor. Mr. De Style What's the matter with lier? Mrs. De Style Shs always dresses according to the weather. N. Week- iy. When It Shows. Dinks Whct a woman is in donbt as to whether she will take well in a phi tograph how is the question usually de cided? Danks In the negative, you Vocli bead, in the Lcgative. Boston Courier. ! v J - y I ' f J ) r 1n1MWrr'' -i ttUimootLTCbyO. H. SBjder I llr (SerlnK&Co.anursintu. J rnter !"' "'flatts ,Jv ' iTtr- uj istr 1 j month. . I part of the programme. n r m 1 1