AT SEA. I watch the white sells as they spread Their wlnsra. like birds set free: And some o'er distant waves will glide. Some in the wished for haven bide. And some bo lost at sea. And thus, upon Life's changeful main. While Hope san? merrily, full many a bark from off the strand We launched with eager heart and hand, Nor dreamt of loss at sea. But were there treaoherous rocks and shoals All, all unknown to theef It matters not the heart doth know That cruel storm hath sunken low The venture out at sex Mayhap It was no costly freight. Though rich to you or me; And Memory, as the days go by. Still eounteth o'er with tearful eye Her treasures lost at sea. Ah. well, thoxe is a haven sweet Where shipwrecks cannot be: Sad hearts, who sit in patient pain, There shall ye gather back again Much that was lost at sea. Lucy K. Fleming, in Harper's Bazar. A. MEMBER OF THE CLUB. BT JAMES KSAPP REEVK. ICoryright. 1634. by the Author. CSJOU may remem ber that when the Old Beau was telling ine that (jhastly story of The M an Who YC? u.1 7 started a Grave- tion something' about Bobby Nichols havinir V V-- , gone wrong througn piung ing too heavily on the club's race course. I was anxious to get this story out of him next, for 1 fancied it might be rather dramatic Hut when I suggested that he tell me more about it, he drew away from the subject. "Look here, young man," he said. severely, "no human institution is per fect. The liability to err occurs with all men. The club has been no exception to this universal rule, but we do not care to dwell on our mistakes. That which is done, is done. We acknowl dge that the race course and the Boo ty Nichols episodes were our mistakes. But let them rest" ."Now, i do not think that a man should give vou the hint of a story un less he intends to tell you the whole of it, especially when there seems to be the spice of a scandal about it. How ever, I know I shall get it out of him come time and it is just as well to have a good thing or two in reserve. So I will wait patiently. We were sitting in the card-room, and had been playing cribbage. But the points had run so steadily in my favor that my antagonist fiually yawned and pushed the board impatiently away Then, evidently feeling that he had been a trine rude, ana to a guest a matter of which the Old Beau could rarely be accused, for he was the most punctilious of men and desiring to make immediate and ample amend, he asked me if I would join him in the supper-room over a bird and a bottle. It was not these things that tempted me, but I guessed he would be in the "mood to talk, and that I should hear something worth the hearing. As we passed through the billiard' room I saw a man garbed iq the cas sock of a priest, bending over one of the tables and deeply engaged upon his play. It was not the frock a'.one strange, though, that was in such a place that riveted my attention. But the face and physique of the man were 6trong. This is but a brief description. But 1 will let it stand as I have written it, because if this simple statement does not convey the meaning I intend) no words of mine can make you under- etand. My companion paused for a. moment. waiting until the player had finished his shot and looked up from the table. Then my attention was divided be tween two things one, the awful scar that disfigured the whole left side of tbe man's face and neck. How one could have received such a mark, and lived, was the instant question in any mind. But there was another thing which took my mind from this. When vheir eyes met, the Old Beau bowed with more cordial ceremony than had ever seen him use toward any ther man and a smile of exquisite sympathy passed between thd'two. "There," said the Old Beau, when we were fairly seated, meeting and an swering the question that my eyes asked, "there is a man. And this thing of which I am about to tell you. was a deed." lie paused, as if to End words fit for the telling of it. And when he had chosen them he went on slowly, speak BEC A.U6B I LIKE TO SEE EKT." HUMAW MIS- ing in a low monotone, and reverently, as if in the presence of the deed itself: -It was one night in August The day had been infernally hot, and the night came on worse than the day had been. Finding comfort nowhere, I had trolled down into the lower portion of the city, where the poor are huddled together like rats perhaps because I like to see human misery, and wretch edness, and squalor. I had heard an alarci of fire and saw the engines rush ing past me. but until I had turned into II street I did not know the coi ilagration was so near. It was ebciff that he'was not certeln.of Ms n f n n n tenement house fire. A great hiva swarming with human beings had al ready become a mass of leaping flame. So much headway bad been made that the force could do little but confine the fire to the building in wtiich it had started, and let it burn itself out there. The great heat of the night, added to the burning furnace of the fire, made the work of the brave men perilous and almost intolerable. But they aever flinched, for lives were at stake. The buildinar was old. and its passage ways narrow, tor tuous and dark except where the fire lighted them. Some of the people, in their fright and in the suddenness of the alarm, had become hemmed in, and the firemen rushed into that seething hell to save them. Women and children were carried out. fainting and suffocated. Men stasrsrered into the outer air as though heavy with drink. Prayers, screams and cries for help rose above the roar of the flames and the steady boom of the en gines. Husbands were searching fran tically for their wives, women for their babes. At last, the chief cave orders for all to come out, forbade his men to risk their lives further, for floors and walls were falling, and it was almost certain death to enter the building now. "Just as his order was given, a man hurled himself out from the snarling fire a man choked by the smoke and scarred where the burning fingers of the flame had touched him, yet with some power of speech still left to him. " A priest, he gasped; 'a priest, my brother.' And he pointed Into the ge henna out of which he had come. Ilis words were taken up and carried for ward by the unthinking crowd: 'A priest, a priest' The cry was heard above all that horrible bable of sound. "Then out from the throng came a man, his huge shoulders breasting and pushing aside the human sea that now would have stopped him. He paused only while you could count 'one,' look ing to see whither he pointed who had just come out from the fire. And then, drawing the sleeve of his gown across his faee to keep from breathing the fiery death, he strode forward. "You may talk about the courage of the six hundred. That was the courage of numbers. -And they knew a nation would sing their death song. This man was alone. Remember that "We waited, and held our breath. while the man who had come out told us his brother lay there, pinned ne neath a great timber, and the fire all about him. And knowing that he must die, with the instinct of faith he had called for a priest And the priest had heard and had gone. So we waited, while the flames roared and timbers fell "HE STRODE FORWARD. and tbe fire reached its crimson arms toward Heaven, as though it had been the tire from a consecrated altar in stead of an accursed helL "It was a long time that we stood there, while the people grew still as death, for they had given up hope. And then, when we thought it was all over, the priest came out burned, choked, scarred but still alive. And he had found aud comforted the dying soul with the last sacred riles of his faith." The Old Beau paused, and I pushed the bottle toward him But he waved it aside, and took a deep draught of pure water. "This to his honor," he said: "I care net what his church or creed there was a man." Then he told me the rest of the story. "Letting no one know his name, or vhere he belonged, the priest hurried away. They would have carried him in their arms. They would have thrown themselves down and let hint walk upon their prostrate bodies. But he waved the people aside and went on his way alone, though sorely ia need of aid. But I followed, and learned who he was. And the next night I came here and told this story to the club. And without the formality of a Fallot, we made him a member. The club knows neither church nor creed, but it knows a man. Come, let cue in troduce you. It ia aa honor to touch his hand." Lac k of Ce vrirry. "Did the man seem to exhibit a. lack of courtesy?" inquired an Austin busi ness man of a book agent who had failed to negotiate with a neighboring; tradesman. "O, I don't know but what he' got conrrtesy enough and presume he keeps plenty of it in stock. lie threw a ehair at sue the minute 1 enle.-ed his office, and just as I successfully dodged the chair he caught me on the nose with a tin euspidor, and that was followed by a paper-weight, two tack-hammers and & loose door-knob. It seemed to be shooting all the furniture out of a Gatling gun, though he may have been throwing them-.and it is my impression he was loaded for book-agents. But he didn't seem to lack anything, and presume if I hadn't withdrawn just Slm I did, the next thing would have been a shower of canned courtesy." Texas Siftings. The most formidable check to the increase, in tropical regions,of serpent and venomous insects is the abund a nee of the ants, which, attacking in thousands, will kill and devour animals often of considerable size. Little Effie (who has stroked th kitten until she has begun to purr) "Maudie, do you hear that?" Sister Maud "Hear what. Effie?" Effie Why, I do believe kitty' boilinjjt" I "aa.-lng been removed. iThe robbery is WHY HE HATED SFRING. He Knew the llalmy Season Was No Friend of His. As the Barclay street ferryboat moved out of the slip the other day two men were standing on the forward deck. The first looked very cheerful and the second the picture of despair. "I notice," remarked the first man, as he stroked his tortoise-shell whiskers with chaste abandon, "that the ice is out of the river at last." "I am very sorry," replied the second man. gloomily. "I love ice I" "It is very nice in a drink," observed the man with the tortoise-shell whis kers, "but I can not truthfully say that I care for it in the river. And only this morning I saw a happy bluebird caper ing about the rose tree at my door." "Bluebirds be blowed!" said the par ty of the second part, with emphasis. "Bluebirds always make me weary; and. besides, they're no good in a pot pie." "Still, the first man was so bent on venting his enthusiasm on the advent of spring, that once more he began: "The skies are becoming so soft and radiant that it feels like Italy. I feel 6ure that the frost is gone, and that we shall shortly enjoy a strawberry in the average ten-cent drink, don't you?" "I hope not! I only like drinks that are three-quarters ice." "How is that?" "Why. liecause I love the winter. There is more music to me in a sleigh lell than there is in a flock of robbins. The winters are too short and fleeting, and then comes the medicine season of t sprinir. I "1 lien you don't love this lovely sea- son of shad, strawberry and song." ! "No, sir, I don't like the season of pansy, pill and picra ! To me it is a period of scrubbing and carpet-leating. When I feel the vernal zephyr breath ing diphtheria I imagine I have dust in my throat and the aroma of paint in my nostrils. Give me the good, clear, brac ing winter, with its howling winds and bristling snowdrifts! Now, this milk and water season of spring gives me a mentally tired feeling." "But can't you see any beauty in this season of music and bursting bud. when the brook ripples on like a melody, and i the happy bird sings in the pussy wil ! low, and the warm weather comes back on flower-scented wings?" "Naw '." "What are you. anyhow," demanded the first speaker, "an anarchist?" "No," replied the second, gloomily, as he felt a zephj-r toying with his whis kers, "I'm a plumber." Hallo. EASY TO CONDEMN. Absolute innocen-e rne. Not Always Affect ' the taw. j The ease with which an innocent per- ; son can be condemned was never better ! shown than in the experience of one young housewife who employed a serv- ; ant who had been at work for a neigh- ! lor. The girl came from a family which was not too well blessed with this world's goods and in taking service she told why she had left her former place. A ring had leen missed and a search of the house failed to locate it. Who better to saddle the blame on than the servant, who was the only one out side the family who had the full run of the house? The girl was charged with the theft, and with tears and pro testations she denied any knowledge of the whereabouts of the ring. She was told that she must give up the ring or quit the service, the mistress j magnanimously offering not to prose ; cute her. The girl was thunderstruck. She gave her word that she had not taken the ring, but in spite of that, she ' was obliged to go. i She had hardly been settled in her new place when her former employer went to her neighlor and told of the supposed theft of the ring. The new mistress was taken with the girl, part ly because of the frank way in which she explained the reason she left the j old place. The children of her former : mistress were great friends of hers and did not fail to make her daily visits, i One dav one of the children ran to her ' and told her that the ring had Wen found in one of his motker's old dresses i where it had been placed by her some ; time before. The mother, however, ; failed to apologize to the girl whose ; life she came so near mining nor did she tell her neighbor that the prized ring had been found. Buffalo Express. THOUGHT HE'D WAIT. A Harrowing Tale, In Which Discretion Was the IJctter l'art of Valor. Bingo We had a terrible scare around at my house the other night. Kingley You don't say. ' What was it? ""Well, my wife woke me up in the middle of the night and said: 'John, there's someone walking around down cellar.' I listened, and sure enough there was a sound just like a quick sue- cession of footsteps. I can tell you. old man, it made my fiVsli creep." "I can imagine so. But of course you j didn't let your wife know." Oil. no. I tried to reassure her. I laughed it off said she was dreaming: but pretty soon, thump, thump, thump, t came that noise: Watti it a burglar?" "Say, you might guess all day and you wouldn't hit it. so I'll tell j ou. It seems that we had tomatoes for dinnei ' T T1 1 1 th. .; n 1VJ M loft .T 1-11" Wll sir, our at was prowling around down there, and of course she stuck her nose in that can. Then she found she couldn't g'et it out, so she vrent bump ing around." 'Well, that was singular. And you found her tliere when you went down, did you?" "Oh, yes. But'I can tell yon, old fel low, we didn't sleep much the rest of that night." "Why, I sbosld have thought after yru had found out what it was ou wouldn't hare had any trouble." "True. But I didn't go down there until next morning." Judge. Sorry lie Spoke. Mr. Grumpps What idiotic things they d." print on the women's page of this newspaper! Mrs. Grumpps -Yes. I wish they vou hi discharge the fellow and put a womn in cliargo ,t it. N. Y. Weekly. j lifelong, .member or'-itie SCHOOL AND CHURCH. Pope Leo XIII. recommends the reading of Thomas a Kempis' "Imita tion of Christ." The Buddhists in Japan have formed a "Hawaiian Mission associa tion" to send missionaries to look after Buddhist Japanese hi the Sandwich is lands. Rev. Stephen Beggs, of Joliet, 111., has just completed his seventy-sec ond year in the ministry. He is now ninety-three years of age, but still preacher. Denmark is said to have 149 Y. W. C. A.'s, the oldest dating from 1SS0. The other branches have over 100 each, while the smallest one is said to have five members. A Moslem society has been estab lished in New York, and recently the first call to prayer by an Arabic muezzin was sounded out from a window of Union Square hall. Rev. A. C. Dixon is in favor of opening the church three hundred and sixty-five days in the year, more preach ing in them, and in using opera houses and theaters for evangelistic services. Rev. Dwight L. Moody is a poor man. Although he has made thousands of dollars, he has saved none of it. The bulk of his earnings has been used for the support of his summer school. Dr. Edward Everett Hale announces that by the will of Mrs. Sarah Parker, who died in Roxburv. Mass., Kadeliffe eollege. which is the new name of the ( Harvard annex lor women, will receive ' S150.000. Mrs. Parker left practically j the whole of her estate, except about J SI, 000, to the college. Among the public bequests by the j will of Charles Scott, of Washington, D. C, are S10.000 to the American build- ! ing fund of the Protestant Episcopal church of New York: ?o,000 to the St. j John's Protestant Episcopal church of Waterbury: S.I.OOO to Trinity Protestant , I Episcopal church, and S5,000 to the Wa ! terbury hospital. j j The corner-stone of the Pythian university, at Galatea. Tenn., was laid ' recently by Knights of Pythias, under , ; whose auspices the university is to be : built and conducted. The contemplated I cost of the building is two hundred j i thousand dollars, and a large amount ' I has been set aside as an endowment j fund for professorships, j The board of education of the Meth j odist Episcopal church shows an income ! of S-S7.G33, of which S70.000 was collected ! from Sunday-schools and churches. The complete list of the educational institu ' tions of the church shows that th?re are i 202, with over 43.000 students, and prop- erty and endowments valued at S,5S3, 000. and an annual income of SI, 810,171. Christian Work. Pope Leo XIII. is reported to be vexed with some Spanish Jesuits who have been burning a lot of books, in cluding one of Zola's, at just this inop portune moment when his book on Liourdes is apxearing. It is a wise re mark attributed to him, and character istic of the age, that it would be better if, instead of burning bad books, they would write some good ones. N. Y. In dependent. The Young People's union of the United Brethren church includes about 900 societies, with 37,000 members. The growth has been very rapid. In 1S01 there were -rX societies and S,850 mem bers: in Is9-.J, 44j societies and 15.911 members: in 1S93. 5o0 societies and 23, 105 members. The union is carrying on a prosperous mission church at Los Angeles, C'al., to which it has contrib uted over ?1, 700. Andover theological seminary has a senior class this year of twenty-seven. There are twenty-live in the middltr and fifteen in the junior class, together with two fellows, one special student and one resident licentiate, making seventy-one in all. Two chairs are vacant, those of sacred rhetoric, and the rela tion of Christianity to the secular sci ences, Professors Gulliver and Pease having died within a few months. The chair of pedagogy in the L'ni- versity of the City of New York is to be filled by George Francis James, late secretary of the L niversitv Lxtension society. Mr. James graduated from Miehig-an university in lS8f, and took a post-graduate course in that university, receiving the degree of .Master of Arts, lle studied pedagogy and literature in Halle and l'aris, and taught it in the university of Nashville for two years. lie will enter his work in JNew orlc city next October. Kxpect the Bet. One of the surest ways of getting a person to show out his best side, either in spirit or in work, is to expect it. The employe who has an impression that his employer thinks him good for noth- ! inff- the cllild who feels himself treated as tnougn ne nau no rigni motives ex cept those that are pounded into him. is not likely to show himself at his besr iji aspiration or energ3'. Many an un ruly scholar can be easily tamed by showing faith in him, and everyone can be made better by drawing more surely than by driving. S. S. Times. Ioiftonons Woands. Scratches made by Snger nails, and also those of cats and other carnivorous animals, are always more or less dan gerous, because of the inoculation with infectious germs which is liable to fol low. Such wounds should always be thoroughly cleansed by hot boiled wa ter, and dressed antiseptically with ab sorbent cotton or clean white rags sterilized by heat. The same treat ment should be used for all bites from dogs, cats or mice, even if not mail; they eat putrid flesh, and their mouths and teeth -"nay be foul. Good Health. lie Knew 111 ltuslnen. Pokery Say, Shearer, why don't you get a new editor for j-our "Woman's Jepartment?" Of all the illy, igno rant twaddle I ever read, those articles are the worst. Shearer (editor-in-chief) That's just what we want. Just think what pleas ure and pride it givos every woman who reads those artie'es to reflect on how superior sne is to the common run si ncr bexi i ucn. t 1UI lficu. in FOR YOUNG PEOPLE WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN. Archibald Edward Theophilus Jones Had a way of expressing bis feelings in moans. In sobs and sighs. And dolorous cries The water continually ran from his eyes. Upon every occasion ho "started the bawl!" At the silliest trifle, or nothing at all. Till his mother declared: "Why, Theophilus, dear. If you are not tpore careful, yon won't leave a tear!" "And some day, you know. It might happen so. Your f eellnps, or head, might receive hard blow; A blow that would really bo worthy a tear, And by helng so lavish at present, I fear, You'll have not a tear left. And being bereft Of the tears that are needful to make a good cry. With no means of relieving your feelings you'll die!" But Theophilus paid to this counsel no heed He continued to roar And cry as before. The family wished themselves deaf yes. In deed: Although certainly some Of them wished ho was dumb. For surely among things excessively trying May be reckoned tho child that forever la cry ing. Well, the worst of the story remains to be told, lie was weeping one morning because it was cold Wben ho felt a strange quiver, A shake uaJ a shiver: It began at the point where his 'eyes met his nose. And ran through his backbone quite down to his toes. m; u uumui uu Ana wuen xo renew it ne inea an, saa taiei Alas how can I tell Cf the fate that befell? This poor lit tlo boy found he'd cried himself dry. Not a tear could be squeeze from his dear little eye: Though he struggled his hardest, 'twas useless to try. Vain all vain! And an unsatisfactory cry Is the one where you haven't a tear in your eyel Eors. be warned by his fate. Before 'tis tco late: Don't cry for small matters, Slight bruises and batters. Or, Indeed, who can say It might happen some day. When scno weighty occasion for crying should rise. You'd be left, like youcg Jones, with no tears In Your eye3! Eva Lovett Carson, in Arthur's Home Maga zine. LIKED THE GUITAR. A White Rat Who Was Very Wise- and Fond of Music. Solomon was a large white rat, who lived in an artist's studio in New York, lie received his name because of his ' wisdom and his solemn face. Ilis companion was known as Jum- per, and never did anything remark ' uble except jumping. But Solomon was always doing wonderful things. ) Solomon's mistress declared that his i whiskers were longer, more delicate ! and whiter than those of any other rat ! that ever lived, but mistresses are apt to say such things of their favorites. ' Other people saw nothing wonderful ' about Solomon, so far as his appear ance was concerned. I Solomon was as trustworthy as a j dog. lie refrained from nibbling the ! curtains and rich stuffs that were scat tered about the 6tudio, and was most particular not to take cheese or rich cake up on the sofa, where he was al lowed to play and sleep when his paws were clean. Jumper had to be given away because of his nibbling propensi ties. Now, it so happened that a friend of : Solomon's mistress had some rats, a j father and mother and seven children, ' One night a stray cat found her way to their cage and ate up the old rats, i Perhaps she satisfied her appetite with them, or mavbe she thought she would leave the little onestill they were big ' ger and their bones would be better worth picking. At any rate, the seven 1 poor little things were left orphans. j Their master found him in the morn ing, squealing and trembling, and was I sorely puzzled what to do with them. j The scrub woman suggested that they : should be drowned, but the artist sud- ' denlv remembered his friend, the pret ty black-eyed young lady who owned Solomon, so he appealed to her. i Solomon's mistress agreed to adopt I thenx, and the cace was taken into her rooms. j Solomon stared and then went cau- ; tiously un to the newcomers. He soon j showed signs of joy at their arrival. 1 and, to the astonishment of those who , watched him, thinking that m spite of his former goodness he might be a can nibal at heart and would take advan tage of the occasion, he immediately ' si TUB tSSTBUMKXT PLEASED HIM. took the little rats under hi protec tion, lie called them to him and coaxed them to snuggle do wn by his side, as their mother would have done. When they were allowed to run about he watched them and aught them where they might go and where they might not go, running after any wild youngster wh strayed behind screens or meddled with what he ought not to touch. Only one of the seven orphans turned out a genius, but all of them became respectable rats and a great credit to Solomon. The genius of the family one day came upon a guitar lying on tho sofa. t - " and, running up to it, made the string sound. The music pleased him so muchi that after his discovery he frequently went in search of the instrument and' scampered back and forth over the strings, to his own great delight and to to the amusement of all who saw him. Margaret Compton, in Chicago Inte1 Ocean. CARPENTRY FOR BOYS. Hr Following: Directions Any Tonngste Can Make a Tool Chest. A tool chest is a simple thing to make, and there is really no good reason why every boy should not have one of his own. Almost any kind of a box with a hinge cover will answer for a tool chest, in which trays can be arranged to hold tacks, nails and small tools, such as bits, gimlets, compasses and nail punches. The illustration shows a good and substantial tool chest that can be made at a small cost. Find a strong box made of smooth boards at least three-quarters of an incb in thickness. It should be about twenty-six inches long, sixteen inches wide and twelve inches high, and provided with a cover. If, however, you cannot get a good box of these proportions you can make one of smooth-tongued and grooved boards. Construct a box care- TOOL CHEST. fully of the sizes given and nail the top, or cover, on the same as the bot tom, then with a rip saw cut all around the sides of the box, two and one-half Inches down from the top, and in this way the lid or cover can be cut loose from the box. This cover will have the upper end of the sides and ends ol tbe box, wnicn will form a sort of edging all around the lower part oi the iia, aa may De seen in the illustration. Next c-et two lonff strips of wood two and one-half inches wide and one- half or five-e ighths of an inch thick, and with one of them form a base all around the bottom of the box, another one at the top edge of the box proper. and still anotner arouna ine na, ana with a pair of hinges, with which to fasten the lid to the box, and a chain to keep the cover from falling back toe far when opened, the chest will appear- like the illustration. A tviir of iron handles, that can be purchased at any hardware store for a few cents each, are to bo lastenea jm the ends of the chest above the middle. also a lock at the front will be a con venience. One or two sliding trays can be ar ranged to fit the inside of the chest of pine or white wood, not more than three-eighths of an inch in thickness. They should be a trifle shorter than the inside width of the chest, so they will slide easily without wedging. Divisions can be made in the traysr dividing each in three or four com partments, in which different supplies of nails, tacks and small tools may be kept. A track, or cleat, of thin wood nailed to the inside of either end of the chest will serve to hold the trays in po sition. With the addition of several coats of paint and your name, if you choose to paint it on, you will have a tool chest that will be a substantial and useful one, as well as a good piece of furniture, for your workroom. N. Y. Recorder. ELEPHANTS NOT DOCILE. They Dare Mean Instincts at Times and Are Arrant Cowajrds. How very uncertain the docility of an elephant may be and how revenge may be substituted for that quality was illustrated in an event that is fresh -in my mind, says Blackwood's Maga zine. A manhout tried to drive his elephant into the center of a newly excavated tank. The elephant found out with his trunk that a hole of some depth was just below it and would not move. The mahout persisted and urged the recalcitrant elephant with the iron goad Hhe gujbag), and after a short conflict the elephant seized the mahout with his trunk, dragged him off his seat on his neck and, placing him be low his forefeet, trampled the life out Of Mm. The animal had some reason for be ing annoyed by its driver, but there is nothing to be said in extenuation of another elephant, that, apropos of noth ing, tossed me with its tusk. I was feed ing that brute in the eventide, when the day's work was done, and this toiler, with others, had to be tended and en couraged. I was feeding it with deli cacies dear to the elephantine palate, and, without rhyme or reason, that docile and intelligent creature butted me into the air, no doubt with a be nevolent intention of impaling me that was frustrated by my offering no re sistance to the tusk and by the blunt ness of that weapon. An Eecentrlo Physician. The Russian emperor's physician. Prof. Zakharin, is famous for his ec centricities. When he is called in to attend a patient special arrangements must be made in the house. All dogs must be kept out of sight, all clocks must be stopped and all doors must be thrown wide open. The professor, on entering, goes through a process of progressive undressing, leaving his furs in the hall, his overcoat in the next room, his overshoes in the third, his hat in the fourth, and so on. Lie allows no one to speak but himself, except to say "no" or "yes" in answer to questions. Ilis eccentricities, however, cease at the bedside of the patient. There h it kind and painstaking, and so success f ml that he is several times a million aire. x in ro