Plattsmouth weekly journal. (Plattsmouth, Neb.) 1881-1901, March 29, 1894, Image 5
V 4 FOUR DOGS. The haL'scmest dog I ever see (Said Crooks, with a knowing leer) Was one the general lent to me. An' said he was good for deer. Now everything proceeded right Ko long as you kep' the fool In sight But all at once perhaps he'd see A red tailed squirrel agin a tree. Or maybe a mother bird distressed For fear some fellow would find her nest I An' once a rabbit family meek. A-plavtn' the game of hide-an'-seek. Or often a wavin' bush or limb Would seem for to make a dive at him; Whatever would thus appear He'd start right off for it, crazy quick. The same as a two foot lunatic; His mind would probably lose, its grip Ccncermn' the object of the trip: An' he'd come home, some time that day, A-look!n' as if to try to say: 'You're all of ye eq'al queer!" XL The suvagest dog I ever see (Said Snooks, with a thoughtful air) Was one the governor lent 10 me. And said he was irood for bear. An' he was an interestin' sight, A-gettin' the other dogs to tight: He'd boldly draw Vm up t' the game, An'hurl anathemas on the same; They'd follow him stra'.ght, an' own the corn. That he was a rrgular leader born; But when the bear would open his jaws, An' make a parentb'sls of his paws. This uog stepped back with merciful staTe, An' let the other ones lead awhile. But still he would skirmish near. An' yell, blaspheme, an' tear aroun' The outer parts of the battle groun'; An' pass his comrades, wounded red. To worry the an:mai when 'twas dead; Then, epick an' span as a dog could be. He'd say. with a wag and a wink at me: I've human natur' to epare:" rrx The foo'est dog I ever see (Said Criok?-same arternoon) Was one the corjner traJed me. An' said he was good for "coon. An' he was a cur of fair appear. An' carried the blood for a fine career: i;ut e'en a most every other nlcht. As soon as the mxra would bob in sight. He'd chase it oT In elegant style. For somethln' lesji than a hundred mile; He'd keep a-goin'. an' never stop. Until he was all prepared to dtjp: But If. or chance, he could stay it down. He'd think he hail ran It out of town. An' next day, not too soon. All covered over with conscious shame. Because he'd failed to bag his game. He'd sneak It home with a lengthened Jaw, As If he had married a mother In-law; Yet seemed to be kayln", I hd a whim. To them who tried for to lai.gh at hlai: ' You've all of yim got your moon"' nr. The homeliest dog I ever see (Said Spooks, witn an air of thought) Was one the minister gave to me. An' said he was good fof naught. But somehow 'r o:Ler, day by day. He struck his gait, an' he made his way; He j'ined the family, one by one. But di Jn't perioral as the pampered son; He carr.ed a cheerful tall an' face. But wasn't des rous to embrace: He didn't go snlfflt' along our track. But a'lay9 was glad to see us back: He helped at h::nun' an' loved the fun. Bat al'ays knowed who carried the gun; Us schemed an' worked an" fought To keep the thievers from our abode. But never would superintend the road; He managed to be our love an' pride: An' when that felloT fell down an' died. He had a buryln' such as men Oets give to "em ooly now an' then; I"or honesty can't be bought: W1U Carleton, In Harper's Magazine. Copyright. 18M. by the Author. OUXG BAB CLAY has dis appeared and left me, Tsu Van, a little Japanese wax cherub, to guard his desolate quarters from my perch on the chandelier. Ah, how different it all is from the eld days when he used to laugh and talk to me and call me his guardian angel: He loved me then for her sake, lor she gave me to him, you know. And now to desert me like this! Chin-g-an! it is too bad: I feared something of this kind would happen, though, when he discovered that she did not really love him; but, dear me, why could be not have found some one to take her place, instead of vanishing in this ridiculous way? It was not my fault that he was sold out. I could only quiver with indigna tion when, after his disappearance, that disajrreeable old uncle announced his intention of selling all of young Barclay's things at auction. That old uncle! How I hate him he never did like my master. Oh! that terrible auction I shall never forget it! Sprinkled among the motley crowd of buyers, were a few of young Barclay's friends who knew him in the old days when she first gave me to him. They Ixjught a few trifles to help preserve his memory; for, in spite of his youth and wildness, young liar clay had some good and true friends. My heart was very heavy, as, one by one, my old comrades were put up and sold. Among the first to go was my chum, the skull tobacco jar. II is teeth TSTT TAX, A LITTLE JAPANESE WAX CHERUB. rattled in his fleshless jaws with dis may as an old Hebrew curiosity dealer clutched him eagerly. Toward the end. she came in, accom panied by her maid. "Ah! She has not forgotten." thought I. "She will safe me from these despoilers." Yet, fear seized upon me, for the sale was almost over, and no one had no ticed me, dansrling aimlessly from the chandelier. What if I should be over looked? Terror gave mo strength. Straining M Lh thread which held me. 1 broke it and fell plump upon the bald head oi the auctioneer beneath me. "See! ladies and gentlemen," he cried, picking me up and holding me on high, "a messenger straight from the Celes tial kingdom. What am I offered for this remarkably healthy specimen of a Japanese angel?" Some one bid a dollar. "Fie upon such a bid!" said the auctioneer. "Why, the memories stored in this comical lit tle head, of past scenes enacted here) be'ow him in these jolly bachelor quar ters, are alone worth five times that sum!" If he but knew! That sad night, for instance, after young Barclay had seen her for the last time! Yes, the memories were worth more to some people. "Ten dollars!" she exclaimed. "Evidently she wants it," whispered Wraggles to his friend. "Such a bid for a common little wax figure like that!" The brute! I never did like Wrag gles. No one bid against her, and I was soon in her muff being tenderly carried home to my first home. Straight to her room she went, and, locking the door behind her, took me in her hands and looked sadiy into my eyes. "Tsu Yan," she whispered, "I am so sorry! I think I really did love him, after all; but he was so foolish and in S Ll: J AND HOLDING ME OJf HIGH. a hurry. He should have waited such and given me time, now no one knows But he has gone where and I am the cause!" She raised me to her lips and kissed the little shaven spot on top of my head. As she did so a tear fell down upon my cheek. Oh, that tear! It trickled down deep into my heart, which closed about it and guarded it as the dearest pearl ever brought to light. Yes, she wept wept for poor young Barclay, for her self, for his love and for the conse quences. Some one knocked. Hastily drying her eyes and thrusting me out of sight, she opened the door. 'Twas the ma.d with a card the card of that other man. She came back to the room, and for a long time gazed pensively out of the window into the street below, where the other man's trap was being led to and fro. With a sigh she left the win dow and slowly walked downstairs to the drawing roozn. In an hour she returned, and coming straight to whern I lay, took me in her hands and again looked fixedly into my eyes. But this time her eyes were dry. They were no longer the "damp violets" young Barclay used to call them; for they were hard and defiant; yet, withal, I thought I saw a touch of sadness. "Tsu Yan," she said, abruptly, 'good good -by!" and, going to her secretary, she took out a little ebony box, which she unlocked, and then, horror of horrors, placed me within it and turned the key! I do not like it in this box. It is very dark and stupid. Besides, there is a withered rose in here whose thorns are very sharp. The thorns prick me often. I do not think the rose likes me, because, I suppose, I come from the land where its rival, the chrysanthe mum, grows. I know that she is not happy, for only last night I heard her from my gloomy priln sob herself to sleep. Ah! it is better, 1 think, to be a little Japanese angel in a black box than a silly ruortil in love! ROYALTY ON RUNNERS. The Grand ltlsplay Made by the Mad King of Bavaria. The unhappy Ludwig of Bavaria, who was drowned some years ago, was the first king of modern times who made a business of reviving the splen did trappings of royalty used in olden times on so extensive a scale. With him ever-thing in the line of furnish ings had to be gilt, or of the most precious material obtainable for the purpose. His passion for erecting fantastic castles and villas made him a bankrupt, and these buildings are j now used for show purposes only. Some of the finest specimens of this 1 sort of decoration built by the order of King Ludwig are the various carriages ; and sleighs designed for the king's use i on state occasions. Among them is a sleigh which attracts the attention of i all lovers of the picturesque. It is a I very gorgeous means of conveyance, ; rich with precious metals, splendid furs, and all the modern improvements i money can command. j Seated behind its high glass win- ' dows, enveloped in stately robes, the ! half-crazy monarch use1 to ride over the dangerous passes of the Alps be- j fore daylight. His lturses wore a i string of small electric lights on their ' collars. Electric lights were also fas tened to the helmets and caps of the cavalrymen that galloped in front -of the sleigh. j "The mad king is coming," the poor peasants used to say, for they had I learned to expect him on any extremely , dark wight, if the moon were not shining. Harper's Young People. "Hicks and Mabel went skating last week, and had a terrible fall over an embankment." "Dear me! Any thing broken?" "Yes. Their engage ment." Harper's Bazar. j h i George is Greek and means hus bandman. The name is popular to- ' day, not only in Greece and the Balkan j States, but also in Eus&ia. and England. PROTECTION'S OWN PANIC McKinley lx in the Catiae of American In dustrial Uepraulon. The certain effect of all such protec tive tariff legislation as that which bears the name of McKinley is to over ttimulate some industries and present ly to weaken alL Favored enterprises have a feverish and unhealthy activity, Eoon followed by overproduction and collapse. The victimized occupations may not immediately feel the drain to which they have been subjected, but eventually their vigor must decline. All protective legislation does violence to normal conditions and sooner or later the evil effects of the injustice will show themselves. In the case of the monopoly legisla tion of 1S90 the inevitable break down came sooner than was expected because the far-reaching iniquity of that cor rupt betrayal of popular rights by favored interests was not at first fully comprehended. It was known that the tariff law was drawn by the men who contributed the great corruption fund of lsiSS. It was known that the plunder to be secured by its authors was mainly gathered in the first year or two of its operation. It was seen that unhealthy activity had been fol lowed by lassitude and weakness and that the old familiar results of stimula tion were everywhere manifest. All of these symptoms were common enough, for they had characterized every ad vance that the protectionists had made toward a prohibitory tariff. If in some places the results in the way of over production and prostration were more noticeable than usual it was because the McKinley tariff had outstripped all others in its unfairness and its violence. But a more serious malady was in the blood. Overproduction was local and sporadic, au occasional manifesta tion of an unhealthy system. The dis ease that fastened itself upon Amer ican industry as soon as the McKinley legislation went into effect was consti tutional. The commercial and business LAST The Fusal. Bally of McKixletism life of the nation had been poisoned at its source, and the taint had reached the minutest vein of the body. Protectionism had long corrupted the industry, the politics and the commerce of the republic, but it had not until then vitiated its finances. It had de bauched the ballot box and degraded American labor; it had demoralized production and debilitated the national character, but until the summer of ISiK) it had not ventured to extend its immorality to the domain of the na tional credit. It had looted the treasu ry in the interest of high taxes, but un til then it had not cast doubt upon the BtAkility of the treasury. It had op pressed the nation, but until then it had spared the nation's honor. In its last grand orgie, drunk with power, delirious over the prospect of immeasurable 'gains, it had made com mon cause with the mine owners of the west who bargained the votes of their representatives iu congress to protectionism in return for protection ism's favor to them. The passage of the so-called Sherman silver law was protectionism's bribe to the silver states, and was so understood on both sides. Binding the government to buy forty five hundred ounces of silver bullion per month, which it had no use for, and to issue tnereon paper certificates which were redeemable in gold, protectionism fastened upon the treasury a task which it could not perform. It struck a blow at the national honor which did not escape the notice of intelligent men here and abroad. Uow iOBg could the treasury pay gold for silver? How long, with its revenues reduced and its expenditures increased, could it pay at all? These were the questions, unanswered for a time, which preceded and led up to the panic of lb'JS. They were asked in America and in Europe long before the democratic success of 1S93. They cir culated on the breath of suspicion in every money center of the world, in every nook and corner of the earth where capital existed and where in vestments were made. ilow long could the United States treasury, committed to the policy by protectionism's bargain with the mine owners, pay gold and receive silver? When it ceased to pay gold and came to the silver standard under which a coin worth sixty cents would pass for a dol- THE lar, what about investments? The an swer that these questions were to re ceive was foreshadowed long before President Harrison, who signed the Mc Kinley law and the Sherman law, left the white house. Foreign investments in America were withdrawn. American securities came home. Gold contracts became the rage. Promises to pay were more and more coupled with the condition that, as gold had been received, gold should be paid. Prudent men began to put their bouses in order, for all signs were por tentous of an approaching storm Small investors and depositors took alarm. If it was good for the rich man to hoard his money it was good for the poor man to do the same. Certain tricks practiced by Secretary Foster in the bookkeeping of the treasury were not lost upon the people. By transfer ring this account or that, by postpon ing one payment and another, national bankruptcy was averted from day to day, but the silver purchases contin ued and the amount of paper and silver depending for redemption upon one hundred million dollars of gold be came so large that at length a panic seized upon the people. The banks were raided, as the treasury itsel might have been, and it was not until the Sherman silver purchase law, the McKiniey law's twin measure, was re pealed that the alarm was stayed. The Sherman law bribery of the sil ver states, with the resulting panic and the protracted depression, was protectionism's crowning offense against the American people. It was protectionism's confession of ignorance on every question of finance and econ omy. It was protectionism's testimony to its own reckless indifference to the rights, the welfare of others. It proved that to save itself or to promote its own interests protectionism would stop at nothing financial panics, na tional bankruptcy, industrial lockouts, civil war. Is it not time to divorce the government of the United States from such a partner? Chicago Herald. REMNANT. "Ox to Washington !" Chicago Herald. PARAGRAPHIC POINTERS. The wrath of the McKinley brethren over the latest edition of the tariff bill is fairly entitled to be con sidered a good recommendation for that measure. Boston Herald. It was somewhat superfluous for the republican platform of Rhode Island to class the punishment of McKaneism among the party triumphs, considering that the prosecution was instituted by democrats, conducted by democrats and the offender sentenced by a demo cratic judge. Boston Herald. The call fo a convention of the republican leagues has a familiar sound, especially in the dogmatic declaration as to what "the people," have to do. "The people" will be heard from in due time; and the leagues will probably find that they know their own mind and business much better than the leagues do. Detroit Free Press. The courage of Gov. McKinley is not quite up to the Coxey test. Wil liam the Timorous is going to be away from his post when the army of tatters starts on its bummer way. The gov ernor is perfectly willing that respon sibility should devolve on the sheriff; and the sheriff will be perfectly will ing to hand it over to the local chiefs of police. Great and cowardly is the political demagogue. Chicago Herald. A reduction of wages has just been made in the iron works of Cooper, Hewitt & Co., at Trenton, N. J. Mr. Hewitt, one of the proprietors, says in explanation that the reduction was made on account of losses suffered through the business depression, clear ly traceable, he declares, to the Mc Kinley bilL "The country could stand almost anything except a McKinley bill," he adds. "Ever since the bill was passed wajes have decreased." Louisville Courier-Journal. Iieed's affectation of fear that the passage of the Wilson bill will not put an end to uncertainty is indicative of a purpose to keep up the uncertainty. It is a republican threat to continue the tariff agitation for partisan purposes. It is not patriotic; but nobody expects patriotism from the ex-epeaker. His threat is an impotent one. however. The passage of the Wilson bill will put it out of the power of Mr. Eeed and his party to create uncertainty for a good while to come. Detroit Free Press. i FOR YOUNG PEOPLE THE DRUM. I'm a beautiful red, red drum. And I train with the soldier boys! As up the street we come Wonderful la our noise 1 There's Tom and Jim and Phil And Dick and Nat and Fred, W hUe Widow Cutler's Bill And I march on ahead. With a rr-rat-tat-tat And a tum-tttty-um-tum-tum Oh. there s bushels of fun In that For boys with a little red drum! The Injuns came last night While the soltliers were abed. And they gobbled a Chinese kite And off to the woods they fledf The Troods are tho cherry trees Down In the orchard lot. And the soldiers are marching to selxs The booty the Injuns got With tum-titty-um-tum-tum. And r-r-rat-tat-tat. When soldiers marching come Injuns had better scatl Step up titers, ltttle Fred, And, Charlie, have a mind! Jim is as far ahead As you two are behind! Heady with gun and sword Ycur valorous work to do Yonder the Injun horde Lteth in wait for you. And their hearts go plttypat When thoy hear the soldiers come With a r-r-rat-tat-tat And a tum-titty-um-tum-tum! Coure it's all In play! The skulking Injun crew That hustled the kite away Arc little white boys, like youl Uut ' honest" or "just in fun," It l" all the same to mc: And when the battle is won. Home once again march we With f-r-rat-tat tat And tum-titty-um-tum-tum; And there's glory enough in that For the boys with tteir little red druml tucno Field, in Chicago Record. LAWS OF GRAVITATION. rb Professor Tolls a Story Showing; That They Can't lie Trifled With. "No, young gentlemen," said the professor, fondly toying as he spoke with the strings of the Atwood's ma chine, "no; man cannot trifle with the laws of gravitation. I once had this brought very forcibly to my notice; yes, very forcibly. The story of the occurrence may be of value to the class as an illustration. I was camp ing one summer at the mouth of a trout stream on Lake Superior. One day I went up the trail with my rod, but, rreting with no success, started back "wn stream. I should say that the trail ran parallel to the stream for several miles, crossing it once about half a mile from the mouth by a log bridge. This had burned away, but on my way up I had no difficulty in cross ing the gorge by a running jump. It was, however, deep, perhaps sixty feet or more. As I was retracing my steps my attention was arrested by light footfalls behind me, and turning I saw in the trail a full-grown black bear. I was naturally eager to secure 6uch a fine prize, but ray rifle was at the tent, and I hastened on to procure it. Soon I noticed that the bear was also has tening, and I immediately suspected mischief. I confess that my usually firm nerves were somewhat shaken by the thought that he might contem plate Incorporating me into his anato my. So I considerably accelerated my pace and hoped soon to terminate the chase by a leap across tfre chasm I just mentioned. At last wa reached the spot, I jumped over, alighted in safety on the far bide, and turned with a smile at my foiled pursuer behind me. "What was my surprise and anxiety to see him just taking a short run pre paratory to following me. Not a mo- "I HAVE SELDOM BEEN A MOKE TEELNG BEAK." FERSE- ment was to be lost. I pulled myself together, and we sprang from opposite banks at the same moment, passed in mid air and alighted simultaneously on opposite sides of the river. Again I saw him prepare to cpring; there was no alternative. Agan and still again we made the leap, and at the fifth crossing the expression of mingled cunning and ferocity in his eye it was the left eye, sirs appalled me. No, gentlemen; I could not see the other eye, but St doubtless expressed fixity of purp-ise. I have seldom seen a more persevering bear. It appalled I me, ana l was preparea lor acnangeoi tactics. Sure enough, the infuriated animal took a longer run, and as we passe'l he arrested his progress through the atmosphere, gave a vicious growl, and aimed a savage blow at my flying form with his right forepaw. "lie missed me, and his fate was sealed. Of course he had never studied the laws of nature in the light of modern science, and did not know that a heavy body arrested in its flight must falL As I struck the cliff I heard the bear strike the rocks below with a eicker.ing thud. "No; you cannot tamper with the immutable laws of gravity. I see that the rrcitation-hour has- expired. You are dismissed." W. S. Telford, in Les lie's Weekly t Woman's Way. Upon er neighbor s hat she gazed AHe with look intent. And in these terms the structure praldi It's grand magniacent." Upon Niagara she looked Au I to her lover said, A to his arm her own she hooked: It'a nrettv. ain't 1L Ned?" EASTER CUSTOMS. Berne That Will Pleaac tha LJttla Omi mi Every Family. Among the customs observed at Eaa ter by some families, a very pretty one, where there are a number of children, is the "Egg hunt." For this purpose mamma or aunty colors two or three dozen eggs pink, gTeen, yellow, blue, etc. and the night before Easter hide five or six for each child, anywhere, everywhere, in all sorts of places. In the morning the children start out on their hunt. When each child has found its number, it stops, while the others still hunt on. This gives tha children a great deal of pleasure, and BtDDIE 05T THE NEST. It Is very interesting to see the little tots with their aprons f uU of brightly colored eggs. There is another pretty way. Have the colored eggs just the same, but make a nest and have Kiddie sitting on it. To do this, take a round box, cover with white-fringed tissue paper, line neatly, have a cover just to fit, make a white tissue paper hen and stuff with a little cotton wadding. Glue her to the top and fill in all around her with fringed tissue paper. Faint her comb red, her biU yellow. On Easter morn ing set her on the breakfast table, and hear what shouts the children wiU give when told to lift Biddie off and see if she has laid them an egg. In a number of Sunday-schools last year colored eggs were given to each child in the infant department, and they pleased wonderfully. These eggs should be hard boiled, so that if by ac cident one should be broken no harm will be done to clothing or furniture. Millie Abbott, in Good Housekeep ing. AN ALPHABET PARTY. Cnlque Fntertainment In Honor of a Child's First Steps in Learning. A children's party that will be given for the first time in this country is be ing arranged by the wife of one ol the Central American ministers to the United States. It certainly ought to capture the fancy of United States parents, for they always take pride in displaying the early learning of their babies. The party is called the "Alphabet party," and is to be given in honor of the minister's second child, and will take place as soon as the children can go out of doors in their new white party frocks without catching cold. Madame explained its meaning. In the country from which they hail the alphabet party is always an event In a child's life, and there is a gentle rivalry among friendly mothers as to the age at which their children are en titled to the right to the party. As soon as a little boy or girl has mastered the alphabet thoroughly the party occurs to celebrate the child's ac complishmenL The table is decorated with pretty boxes and souvenirs for the little guests which are always made at home. The little cakes have letters in frosting or are made in the shape of A B C's, and the alphabet figures in all sorts of devices. The little hero or heroine has to con vince the guests that he is master of the letters, and then comes the inter esting event of the occasion. There is a little balloon at hand waiting. The little alphabet book out of which the tiny senor or senorita has learned the letters is shut up in the bal loon or tied to it, and the balloon is then set a-flying, and if the alphabet is thoroughly mastered the balloon will bear the book faraway, and that's the last the little son or daughter is supposed to need of it. The children themselves are in a hurry for their alphabet parties, and the mothers, of course, delight to get ahead of other mothers even by a few weeks. Chicago Inter Ocean. Eagle Caught by a ling. An Oregon farmer was returning from meeting one Sunday morning when his dog started in pursuit of something on the other side of a wire fence inclosing a pear orchard. The farmer jumped over the fence and, to his surprise, saw an eagle just spread ing its wings to fly. The dog immedi ately fastened on to the bird's leg and the farmer seized it around the neck. For a few minutes there was a tre mendous scuffle, but the bird was final ly scared or choked into submission and its legs and wings tied with a sec tion of the wire fence. Then the farmer carried his capture home, put it in a cage and now proudly exhibits it. l oo tlDch of an Invitation. Mrs. S. was extremely busy one morning when her little boy appeared in the kitchen and asked for something to eat. He seemed content with her 'Tes. in a minute," and went back to his play. About ten minutes later she hurriedly hunted up one of his favorite cold cakes, and, calling him. said: "Here, take this and go to Mrs. B.'a and tell her that I would like to have her take tea with us at six o'clock to night." The child trotted off obedi ently, and, though it was some distance up the street, he soon came back, and, gravely returning the cold griddle cake to his horrified mother, said: "She didn't want this, but she says she'll come." A Particular Doll. Kittie My new doll has been very naughty. Louie What's the matter? Kittie Well, I don't think she likes to be called Mary Ann Jane, after the cook and nurse. Ilarper'a Young People. .Vv V... . . 25 v