Plattsmouth weekly journal. (Plattsmouth, Neb.) 1881-1901, March 15, 1894, Image 7
pdtsmoufh journal K - C AV. KIIEUUAS. Pubtlaktr. rLAlTc-MUV-lI. IN MEMORY'S HEAVEN. Can there fall, in Paradise, Sweeter light from deathless eye. Than across my pathway fell Once by happy miracle. In the morning of my days, "When my heart first met her gaze? Day was melling into even. Crimson was the dying heaven; Overhead, in depths afar, A faint and solitary star Slipped aside its airy veil. Cloud-inwoven, and with pals Finsers dipped in silver dew Set its taper in the blue. From what still, enchanted race Came the marvel of that face! Beauty such as seraphs wear In illumined realms of air. Or the dead, when o'er their deep, Passionless, eternal sleep Steals a glory that transcends Earthly loveliness, and lends To Love's heart and Sorrow's eyes Glimpses of celestial skies. In a vesture snowy-white. Like an angel form of light. Thus in radiant grace she stood. In the dawn of womanhood. For a moment's dreaming spacs I had vision of her face: Then she turned, and, with a last Farewell gleam of beauty, passed Silent as a star might fall From its heights empyreal. She was gone, and I no word From thoe sacred lips had heard: "What was left, by heavenly chance. As my heart's inheritance, Was a look ttat time can never With dark disenchantment sever From my memory forever. Wilbur Dubois, in N. Y. Independent KOMANCE OF A PLAY .A Plot From Heal Life and the ReBUlts. "Bat what put the idea into your liead?" asked the leading man of the -dramatist, as they stood together dur ing1 the rehearsal of the new play. The dramatist was a lady, a tall, light woman of perhaps thirty, with a striking f aee, lighted by a pair of dark blue eyes. The beauty of those eye made people sometimes fancy .Mrs. Clavering was beautiful, but she was not; she was intellectual, she was charming and sympathetic, and she liad suffered you could see that in her face. Perhaps, then, Bhe was, in a sense, beautiful. The leading man was inclined to think so, and he liked Tery much to talk to her. As for her, she thought him "a nice fellow," and ad mired his acting, but that was alL She Btniled at his question. Oh! I hardly know," she said, with an absent look in her blue eyes. "Don't you like it?" "Like it? Yes. of course I do; it's telling, very telling; a bit romantic, you know." "Oh, yes! not like real life; but real life is sometimes too prosaic for the stage- I often thinli these pessimists -one hears so much o now have known very little trouble. They are too fond of dabbling in the miseries of exist ence." The leading man gave the speaker a quick look; but his cue came just then in fact, he had missed it and he had to run forward to take his place. Mrs. Clavering was a novelist who .tad not been very long in London, hav ing spent most of her life abroad. She had written two or three one-act pieces, which had been well received; and now she had launched into a three act pie:e and was going to produce it at a matinee. It was a clever play, well put together and well written, but riot calculated to set all the town talk ing, though superior to a good many plays that do 6et the town talking-. What the leading man alluded to was, as it were, the motif of the piece. The hero, in the first act, cast off his wife and left her, declaring be would live as he chose, she hampered him, and so on. The wife, still loving the man who was so cruel to her, declared he could not shake her off. "1 shall be with you," she cries, "whether you will or no! You shall hear me call to you when the darkest hour of life comes; and if I cannot win you back to lore I will, at least, keep you from crime." In the second act the hero is about to marry a rich girl; the wedding guests arrive, all is ready, when suddenly he starts; he hears his wife's voice calling to him; he is appalled, conscience-stricken; he confesses his intended crime. In the third act mat ters have reached a climax; the hero, ruined socially and in purse, is about to commit suicide; once more the warn ing voice arrests him, he flings the pis tol away, and as he does so his wife en ters and the two are completely recon ciled. "A charming idea," said the leading lady to the author, "but don't you make Margaret too forgiving?" "I don't know Graham is her hus band." "That makes it harder." "Oh! no; I think it makes it easier." "Do you?" aloud but to herself: 'Her husband was one of the good sort, or she wouldn't talk so. It's all right to forgive like that in a play; in real life the husband would go the old way again in no time at all." "Yes," 6aid Mrs. Clavering. "Have you ever read Browning's 'Any Wife to Any Husbandr " 'The leading lady raised her brows. "No, indeed!" she said. "Browning is too deep for me." "Anyone can understand that. Head it." The stage manager came v to ask about a proposed "cut," and tue lead ing lady turned away to ask the lead ing man whether Mrs. Clavering was a widow, divorced or separated. "I'm sure I don't know," was the an swer; and nobody else did. She lived in apattments near one of the West Central squares and was always wel come ia the literary nd artistic circles In which she moved, and, though it was generally presumed that her husband was dead, it could not be relled that h bad ever said so; and fcoruotims is these days it isn't wise to be curious about people's absent or non-est hus bands. When yon come to think of it, indeed, it would be difficult to assert positively that Clavering was her real name. Her novels were published as by Alix Clavering, and when she came to London she called herself Mrs. Clav ering, which might or might not be a torn de guerre; for it was her publish ers who first introduced her into Lon don literary society, and it was not their business to disclose her real name, supposing that she had another name than that under which she chose to ap pear. The rehearsal was over and Mrs. Clavering went home. She had a few alterations to make in the second and third acts, and after a slight luncheon she settled herself to the task. Set tled? She seemed very restless and worked fitfully. Sometimes, for min utes together, she sat with her face hidden in her hands and more than once tears trickled through her fingera "They say the piece is likely to catch on," said a gentleman, who. in truth, was a backer of a West End theater, lie was one of a group of men in the Bmoking-room of a rather Bohemian club, and his remark was in continua tion of a desultory chat between him self and a well-known actor manager. "Yes," answered the other, careless ly, as he knocked the ashes off his cigar. "They say that of so many of these matinee shows, and they're gen erally such rot." "What play is that, if I may ask?" in quired a man who had just caught the last words. The speaker was an uncommonly handsome man, apparently about thirty-six or thirty-even, but he had a reckless look, not pleasant to see. A cautious man would think twice before introducing this gentleman into his home, for, besides his personal good looks, he had a sweet-toned voice and an attractive address, and with these weapons of attack he could easily con quer women's hearts, breaking them afterward at his leisure. The "backer" answered him. "A piece written by Mrs. Clavering. the novelist She's not a 'prentice hand. Some one-act plays of hers have been done already." "I remember reading one of her nov els; it was clever," said Mr. Leslie. "What's the play about?" You noticed, when he spoke, that his English was slightly tinged with foreign accent. That was natural enough, for his life, since his youth, had been passed abroad, and he had only come to England about a month ago. "I can't teU you; story out of the beaten track, they say, again. I shall be able to send you a stall, if you care to go; you needn't sit it out if you're too much bored." Wilmot Leslie was already a favorite with the men who knew him. In this topsey-turvy world it often happens that the least worthy are the most at tractive. "Thanks," Leslie answered. "I shall be very pleased to go. A trial matinee is something of a novelty to me, you know. One doesn't have them abroad." "No, thank Heaven!" groaned the actor manager, and Leslie laughed, but his laugh was not mirthful; it would not strike yon that he was a happy man. Perhaps, like a good many, he was trying to live down his conscience: Some one suggested cards, and a move was made to the cardroom. There Leslie proved a "plunger." but he generally won, and a keen ob server of human nature might have noticed that there was something fictitious in his excitement as if he were keeping up the steam, as it were, to prevent his "inner self" asserting it self. At three a. in. he walked through the growing dawn to the chambers, but the ghosts that flitted along by his side all the way followed him in and kept their silent watch, ghosts of evil deeds and misspent hours. There ws one gho6t than came nearer to him than the others and looked at him with eyes of unutterable pain and sor row. He covered his face, but he saw these eyes all the same; he called him self a fool and cursed his "nervous mood," but the specters never stirred, and the sad eyes grew sadder that was alL "I have done with it all!" he cried. kwith a reckless laugh. "I'm getting sentimental. Pouf! I'll settle accounts with a six-shooter if I can't get rid of those fancies any other way. It's too late to hark back." The day of the matinee came. The play was ' called "Opal," from the legend of that beautiful stone that it glows bright while the love of the wearer for the giver burns clear and strong and grows dim when love falters and fails. Leslie's stall was in the last row, and he knew none of the people near him; his acquaintances in England were at present not many. He looked carelessly over his pro gramme, and bit his lip for a moment with a quick-drawn breath; his tongue almost whispered the name of the heroine. Margaret But the name is common enough. He listened to the chatter of the people about him most ly professionals not because it had any interest for him. but because he hailed anything that took his atten tion away from retrospection any thing that drove the ghosts a little farther away. The curtain rose; the play began. Leslie listened at first with the languid indifference of the blase playgoer. By and by be became interested; he watched and listened intently. He held his breath when the hero flung his wife from him and went oui It was the close of the act, and the peo ple in front applauded, all except Wil mot Leslie. He did not stir. In the second act the interest deep ened; the man in the stall." with the handsome, reckless face was en thralled. The fe.llow in the play was haunted so was he, Wilmot Leslie. He scarcely heard the applause; never lifted a hand how could he? For this was not a play it was reality. Mar garet loves Ijt husband through all through unfaith and desertion, and all Lis piled up sins against her. Bah! it ia play a woman's sertimeutal no tions. Let the author be tried. She would not keep the opal bright The man wasn't worth one tear of hers. Let him be cast out and forgotten, as he deserved. And now came the third and last act, where the husband ia prevented from committing the crime he meditates; and in the end, in a beautifully written scene which alone, said the critics afterward, ought to make the fortune of the play Margaret forgives the man who has so bitterly wronged her. Wilmot Leslie, white as death yet otherwise masking, for pride's sake, the agony in his heart listened to the words every one of which stabbed him with fatal blows. A play yes. only a play!- but oh! that there could be for his wasted, sinful life such a last act as this! The curtain was down and the house applauding and calling for the author. Wilmot Leslie, eager to see the woman who could write like this, lingered, and presently Mrs. Clavering appeared at the wing to bow ber thanks. The face flashed for a second upon Leslie's startled gaze: the next, his eyes were blinded by a scarlet mist he saw noth ing, heard nothing, knew nothing. He groped his way out to the lobby; some one spoke to him; he gave no answer; he had not heard. He reached his own rooms going on through the streets in the same dazed way and there he flung (himself down, and with a great and exceedingly bitter cry: "Margaret! Margaret!" "A gentleman, ma'am, asks to see you." "What name, Janet?" said Alix Clav ering, putting aside a pile of morning papers, all of which, more or less, praised the new play, though some said that Margaret's love was too nearly di vine to be possible in real life. "He said you would not know it, ma'am. He would not detain you long." "Still, I suppose he has a name. Well, show him up." The servant retired and in a minute opened the door again. A tall man came in, just a step beyond the thresh old, and paused there, the door closing behind him. Mrs. Clavering rose to her feet, trembling, and they stood face to face after seven years husband and wife; seventy times seven years of wrong be tween them. The man spoke first, his head beet, his voice hoarse and broken, the sen tences falling from his lips in disjoint ed fragments. "I have been in England for a month past I did not know that you called yourself Clavering. No matter I should not have troubled you only " He paused. It might have helped him if he had seen her face; but he did not see it; he dare not lift his eyes to hers. lie went on with an effort: "I saw your play yesterday, and I saw you. 1 he woman Margaret that was not you yon? Only a beautiful play isn't that it?" "No," she said, slowly. She did not move, but clasped her hands tightly over her laboring heart "The woman i Margaret is my heart She loved him i all through though his sins were sear- let he was her husband! And he loved i her once! So when he came back to her, casting all the evil years behind i him. she forgave!" ! "No. no!" the man cried, trembling in every limb. "She could not forgive such wrong! The message was not for me, Margaret; it was only a play!" "It was deep calling unto deep," she said; "it was my heart calling to yours!" She stretched out her hand toward him, and he looked up and saw the light in her eyes. He staggered for ward, with a broken cry, and fell down at her feet, and she laid her arms about his neck and drew his head against her. "My husband," she said. Lon don Sketch. FOR A UTOPIA IN AFRICA. Socialists to Found There a Brotherhood of Man, and Maintain It with Maxim Guns. It is stated by the Manchester Guar dian that negotiations are proceeding for the establishment of the "free land" colony in East Africa, where it is intended to make an attempt, on s scale never before contemplated, to carry out the idea of a socialistic com munitj'. It is in Austria that the idea originated, and the district selected for the experiment is Lykipia. near Mount Kenia, in the British sphere of influence. Representations have been made to the British foreign office and an offer made to purchase a large tract of country on the condition that while the community shall be subject to any general laws which the British gov ernment may make, they shall have absolute freedom to regulate their in ternal affairs on a socialistic basis. The experiments made in America and elsewhere have failed, it is said, be cause they were tried on too small a stage and on too small a scale, and the highest hopes are entertained that, re mote from the bad example of society as at present organized, and with am ple elbow room for development, the new community will show to the world what may be done by men and women devoted to the socialistic ideal. The British government is averse to giving absolute rights of ownership over the large tract of land in ques tion, but the organizers of the nev movement are apparently very much in earnest. They have secured a leader of the expedition to the new promised land in the person of Herr Deuhardt, who is well known on the east coast of Africa, and part of the equipment of the new community is to be a Maxim gun and a supply of rifles. "Crank came in my office to-day. Demanded ten thousand dollars. Threatened dynamite if he didn't get it," said Callow. "And you did what?" "Gave him the money right off." "So you are out ten thousand, eh?" "Nope. When I'd given him ths uoney, I in duced him to put it up ip I had." "Yes?" "He did it, ana I won my pile back on a turn of the market" Har per's Bazar. It is supposed that a hen lays aa egg because she can't stand it on nd. Texas Sift.ir.ga, ON THE TARIFF. Nothing to Be Gtinetl by Further Inves- tiration. The decision of the senate finance committee to give no hearing; on the Wilson tariff bill is wise. In the ab stract it is indeed desirable that an in dustrial measure of this sort should be carried through only after a most care ful and painstaking investigation, and with a detailed consideration of the ef fects in regard to each industry. But as legislation goes in the United States, the experience of the last fifteen years indicates that nothing would be gained and something would be lost by pre liminary hearings. Among the congressional documents there is a long series of reports, argu ments and hearings presented at one time or another on the tariff question. There is the report and testimony of the tariff commission of 1SS2, in two large volumes. These are the argu ments presented on the Morrison tariff bill of 1SS4, and on the next Morrison tariff bill of 18S6. The testi mony taken before the senate finance committee in 1SSS fills four bulky vol umes. The hearings before the com mittee on ways and means on the Mc Kinley tariff act of 1390 make another thick book, and those before the pres ent committee on ways and means on the Wilson tariff bill still another. Here we have a whole array of vol umes, from which we can judge what would be the probable result of further hearings, if now given by the senate finance committee. An examination of this huge mass of evidence on the tariff shows that it yields singularly little satisfactory in formation. It consists chiefly either of general disquisitions on the tariff at large, or else of appeals by interested parties for increase of duties on par ticular articles. The only object which hearings could now promote would be an improvement of the details of the Wilson bilL As to the general principle, the country decided emphatic ally in the elections of 1S90 and 1592 that it desired a moderation of the ex treme protective system. As to details, the hearings of the past have shown chiefly what duties those engaged in the protected industries desired, while THE DEMOCRATIC WASHINGTON WARE. N. the main evidence which they have brought forward in justification of their demands has consisted of lengthy comparisons of the rate of wages in European countries and in the United States, without any reference to the relative efficiency of labor in the two. Tf it were desired really to secure trustworthy and solid information as to the expediency of the different rates of duty, it would be necessary to have something more than this sort of vague and ex-parte testimony. Men interested in protective industries are inevitably tempted to exaggerate their need of duties, and, indeed, will often honestly think that their business re quires a greater degree of protection J than in fact there is any occasion for. I It is an open secret, too, that they will j sometimes intentionally ask for more j than they expect to get, so as to leave j some room for apparent concession. In the hearings held when the repub lican senate bill of 18SS was prepared, and at those which preceded the Mc Kinley act of 1890, this diplomatic pol icj' was followed with unexpected re sults. Higher rates were asked, in not a few cases, than it was expected to se cure; then, when the details of the bill were presented, the manufacturers were as much surprised as was the country to find that they got every thing which they had asked. Under the present circumstances, hearings be fore the senate committee would mean simply that those who were interested in the protective duties would present long tales of woe, and protest that any reduction of duty would ruin them. They would exaggerate the effect of any change, in the hope of securing some sort of concession, and would throw no real light on the question how far vested interests are really likely to be affected by the changes in the rates of duty. All the information which is now likely to be got by public hearings is already in the posses sion of the senate, from the voluminous reports of the last few years. It is unfortunate that our traditions and habits in legislation make it virtu ally impossible to get accurate, de tailed information as to the probable effects of tariff measures. It would not be impossible in the abstract to have a commission of honest and capa ble men, who should examine the con dition of the various protected indus tries, and should report a careful and i detailed scheme for a moderation of the tariff. Such a commission would not content itself with hearing only those who chose to appear; it would summon witnesses, appoint special agents to investigate particular cases, carry its inquiries to other countries, secure information from all possible HEARINGS sources, and would give real aid in the preparation of a well-framed tariff bilL Something of this sort was attempted in 1SS2, when the tariff commission of that year was appointed. Unfortun ately that commission was made up al most entirely of protectionists, and its investigation, while more fruitful than those of congressional committees, yet had the same ex-parte character. Even if a perfectly non-partisan commission were appointed it is questionable how far congress would follow its recom mendations. The absence of any con centrated responsibility in congress, and the possibility of tinkering and amendments in committees, in the house, in the senate, in cone ference committees between the two houses, make it exceedingly diffi cult to carry through intact any piece of legislation, however carefully prepared. Our political methods make inevitable a certain rough-and-ready element in legislation, which perhaps has its good sides as well as its bad. At all events, there are flaws of detail in every tariff act Even the McKinley act was admitted by the protectionists to contain some mistakes, and those who favor the passage of the Wilson bill need not claim that it is immacu late. But it is an honest measure, car rying out the pledges on which th democrats were put into power by the people. It is as carefully framed in its details as any tariff measure which has been before the community for the last thirty years. It is not likely to be improved in the provisions as to pro tected articles by hearings or by tinkering in the senate. On the other hand, the business interests of the community demand a speedy settle ment of the tariff question. Harper's Weekly. OPINIONS AND POINTERS. "Conservatism" is the name of the senatorial decoy duck the McKin ley itesare now depending upon. N. Y. World. McKinley's swing around the circle might have more effect if the date were two years later. It will re quire a good deal of a strain to keep the enthusiasm up to this pitch until 1893. St Louis Gloe-Democrat (Rep. ). CROSSING Y. World. THE M'KINLEY DELA- The handwriting on the wall spells McKinley in Pennsylvania, but outside of that citadel of the sky high tariff it reads: Proceed with the Wil son bill, annd proceed with greater ex pedition than hitherto. Boston Her ald. The protectionist scheme has al ways been to complicate the tariff, so that nobody can understand it The way to reform it is to simplify it Down with the rascally schedules and classifications! Louisville Courier Journal. In the declaration of the re publican leaders that they will have no more crookedness, there is a re freshing admission that they have heretofore been given to wandering from the straight and narrow path. Detroit Free Press. It will be noticed that the manu facturers who reduce the pay of their employes "on account of the Wilson bill" always forget to reduce the prices of their products. This is the McKin ley idea of protection to American la bor. N. Y. World. The democratic party will never make much progress towards annihi lating tariff monopoly until it drums the tariff monopolists out of its camp. Two or three protectionist democrats under such circumstances can do more to block reform than the entire repub lican organization. Chicago Herald. The welcome report that the United States treasury is in an im proved condition affords further evi dence of the fact that the general pros perity of the country is being restored and that time coupled with wise action on the part of those in national control are alone necessary to the establishment of better times than could ever be hoped for under the baneful influence of McKinleyism. Detroit Free Press. "When the republicans reduced tariff duties," says the St Louis Globe Democrat "they did not increase the public debt to make good the loss of revenue." But they made it necessary for their successors to increase it under the republican revenue laws. "When the republicans reduced tariff duties." it was the revenue duties which they re duced, increasing at the same time pro tective duties. It is thus that under the operation of their law, which has not been changed in the slightest particu lar, a deficiency in the revenues made a bond issue necessary. The reason that the republicans did not re sort to a bond issue was that they were turned out before the operation of their law required such an expedieacy. They had their bonds already printed when they went out of office. Louisville Courier-J ournaL SCHOOL AND CHURCH. udge Melvin M. Gray,of St Louis Las given f 25, 000 to Drury college, Springfield, Mo., to endow a chair of geology in memory of his wife. Nine years ago there was not a single Salvationist in Denmark. Now there are 57 corps there, 175 officers, 8,000 soldiers, and a weekly War Cry circulation of 12,000. The pope has accorded an extra ordinary jubilee to France, to extend from Easter to Christmas. The occa sion is the fifteenth centenary of the baptism of Clovis, king of the Franks. Miss Carrie E. Small has been chosen principal of the Woodward in stitute for girls to be founded at Quin cy, Mass., and endowed by the bequest of 300.000 from the late Dr. Woodward. She is a graduate of Wellesley college, and is now principal of the high school in Plymouth, Mass., and president of the Plymouth County Teachers' asso ciation. Pope Leo, who is past eighty-three, is the oldest ruler. The grand duke of Luxembourg and the king of Den mark, respectively seventy-six and seventy-five years old, stand next to him in this regard. The grand duke Karl Alexander, who lives in Weimer, is fourth in point of age, and Queen Vic toria, with her seventy-four years, ia the fifth oldest monarch. The death of Rev. Dr. Adolph Jellinek, at Vienna, deprives the Jew ish church of the ablest exponent of modern Hebrew homiletics. He was born in 1821, and in 1856 became the leading Jewish preacher in Vienna, whose Hebrew population at that time was larger than that of any other European city. Dr. Jellinek was a pro found scholar and an able defender of his faith. In the Epworth league there are nearly 12,000 chapters, and 850,000 mem bers have been added in a little more than four and a half years. The Chris tian Endeavor movement started the new year with nearly 29,000 societies and about a million and three-quarters of members. The growth during the last six months has been larger than ever before in the history of the move ment. The Outlook. The Catholic directory for 1S94, which has just been issued, gives the statistics of the Catholic church in the United States. Every diocese furnishes its own figures. The Catholic popula tion in many of the dioceses is approx imated, and in the absence of exact fig ures, the compilers of the directory are unable to say just how many Catho olics there are in the United States. The directory gives the number as 8.902,00:5, but Catholic authorites claimed last year that there are at least 12,000.000. Catholic Mirror. The last official census of Ireland shows that there are 3,949,738 Catholics and l.lSS.CUfl Protestants in that island. Catholics are most numerous in the county of Cork and Protestants most numerous in the county of Antrim. The Catholics in Cork are to the Prot estants as ten to one. The Protestants predominate in the counties of Armagh, j Down, Tyrone, Londonderry and An trim. A little over 76 per cent of the ! population is Catholic, 12 per cent be longs to the Church of Ireland, and 9 per cent to the Presbyterians. N. Y. j Independent I A fresh propaganda of Buddhism ia j being undertaken in Paris. It is as serted that thirtt thousand Parisians ! now profess the ancient religion. Many j well-known women describe them I selves as electric Buddhists. A little volume gives a summary of the doc I trines of the new creed. It has just been printed, and large 'numbers have been bought by wealthy neophytes, and will be distributed soon among all classes. The converts are not expected to desert the churches of which they are members. The copies of the book ! have been bound in black morocco, ' gilded to resemble prayer books. Among the manuscripts unearthec j at Fayoum, in Egypt and now under ! examination at the British museum, ; one lias lately been deciphered which I possesses a peculiar interest for stu ! dents of early Christian history. It is a certificate issued during the Decian j persecution in the third century to some faint-hearted Christian that hs j has fulfilled the requirement of sacri ficing to the gods. The subject in this case is an old man of seventy-two years, "a scar over right eyebrow." The doc ument is made out in regular official form, duly signed and attested. This is the only specimen of its kind that has yet been discovered. Livinjj Church. lie Rrally AT an ted a Shave. A curious case of the tramp was seeifc the other day. He was a veritable one, with a three weeks' growth of stubble. Sliding into a downtown restaurant lie asked for alms. "What would you do with a dime if I gave you one?" asked a guest. "Spend it on a shave," he said. He got the dime, nobody, however believing him. One of the spectators followed him to a shop in the neigh borhood and the man did spend the money on a shave, and on being spoken, to about it said he thought he might now strike a job, he looked so respect able. N. Y. Herald. Gnod and Bad. The fine-art critic had been looking over the pictures submitted for the ex hibition. "Well," inquired a friend, "what do you think of them?" "Em-er," he replied, "some of them ought to be hung and some of them ought to be hanged." Detroit Fra Press. Two I'ointa of Vlf Mabel Terribly disagreeable weath er we have been having. Madge I thought it rather pleasant. Mabel But I have a perfect dream of a suit for wet and sloppy days, and I have no chance t wear it Puck. Changed Condition. Cholly Slender Bah Jove! I pity any Htan who has to earn his own living. Kitty Winslow But ;t' yen were a man, you know, you prc:; ' ".ldat mind "it T.-uth.