Plattsmouth weekly journal. (Plattsmouth, Neb.) 1881-1901, January 18, 1894, Image 7
b 5" " i i ft f .- I I: T ! pattsmoatli Journal C W. KilKKMAN. Publisher. run i'onn. nfptmk DISCOVERY. Whn the bugler morn shall wind his horn And we wake to the wild to be, Eball are open our eyes on the selfsame skies And stare at the selfsame sea? O new, new day! though you bring no stay To the strain of the sameness prim, Tou are new, new, new new through and thro uz h. And strange as a lawless drearr. WtU the driftwood float by the lonely boat And our prisoner hearts unbar. As it tells of the strand of an unseen land That lies not far. lot far? O new, new hope: 3 sweep and scope Of the glad uclyit g sea! Tou are new, i w. new with the promise trtie Of the dreamiund isles to be. TVill the land-birds fly across the sky. Though the lxnJ is not to s-e? Eave they dipped and parsed in the sea-line VAdt? Have we left th land a-lee? O new despair! ihou-'b the hopeless air Grow Toul with the calm und grieves, Tou are new, new, new and we c:eave to you As a soul to its freedom cleaves. Does the faUinsr nisht hide fiends to fight Aud phun lotus to ufTraj? Vhiit demons lurk in the prislymtrk. As the niirut watch waits for dart O stranpe new gloom! we await tho doom. And what doom none may deem: But it's new. new, new and well sail it through, "While the mocking seagulls scream. A lit; b t, a l'pbt, in The dead of night. Tuat lifts and sinks in the waves! What fink are the who hve kindled its ray Men or the pbouls of proves? O new. new fear' near, neur and near. And you tear us weal or woe! But you're new. new, new so a cheer for you! And onward friend or foe! , Ehall the lookout call from the foretoptall "I.und. land!" with a maddened scream, And the crew in glee from the taffrail see AY here the islajid palm-trees dream? Kew heart, new eyes! For the morning skies Are a-chant with their gr-en and gold! JTc-w, new. new, new new through and through! Kev, new till the dawn is old! Kichard Hover, in N. Y. Independent- A CHOKED CHBLXEY. An Engineer" b Way of Securing a Rich Wife. In the highest part of a large and im posing: building-, situated on the street Chaussee d'Antin, a young' man by the name of I'asseraud perched like a spar row on the topmost branch of a poplar tree. The manners of this young' man were peaceful and orderly; his temper was gentle; his bearing modest: his clothes were patched. The janitor had expressly forbidden this insignificant tenant to have in his possession a dog. a violin, a sewing1 machine, anything1, no matter what, which was cumber some or noisy. lie was enjoined to come in very early at night It was a question in the neighborhood how he managed to keep his hands clean, for the janitor had forbidden him to take up any water, because this liquid, car ried carelessly in jugs by his youthful hands, might damp the stairs. Flow ever, by good will and trood humor, Passeraud had succeeded in making his presence supportable, although only a poor devil in a house inhabiied by bankers, favorite tenors, diplomates and commissioners of accounts. He had recently left the Ecole Cen trale with an honorable standing, and almost immediately the Calcium Min ing company of the Upper Peloponne sus had offered him a position one hundred dollars a month to begin with which would have put him out of the reach of want; but as he dreamed of inventing an automatic brake, which would prevent locomotives from com ing into collision on. the railroad, or at least would reduce the force of the shock, he had refused the offers of the mining company, to give himself night and day to the drawing of innumera ble diagrams of the brake in question. Therefore, he looked forward to glory and fortune, but while he waited he was dying of hunger. That mattered not to him; his invention he was ab solutely sure of that his invention was on the point of succeeding. One day, on the first flight of the staircase, he encountered a young girl, blonde and exquisitely dressed, and so graceful that a scholar would immedi ately have called her a goddess as shown by her bearing. She went foi ward and disappeared, light and sup ple, leaving behind her a subtle odor of lemon vertena, and I'asseraud, aston ished, remained motionless in the mid dle of the landing for live minutes with his mouth open, as though he ex pected that the vision of his peerless neighbor would present itself to him anew. The next aay, by a coincidence which we would like to believe quite fortui tous. Passeraud was on the same land ing exactly at the same hour a?ain. The younir girl passed, and, as it seemed, blushed in passing. Fearing that he had wounded her Passeraud resolved never to come down the stair case at that hour again. The following day, however, he re membered that urgent business com pelled him to go out at a moment ex actly identical with that wheu leaving the house was quite forbidden him by his decision of the day before. He took up his hat, annoyed at this busi ness which exposetl him to the danger of embarrassing with his prosecco a per son whom he would not have troubled i.ir the world. What he dreaded hap pened; a new meeting took place, and Passeraud was inconsolable, the fnir maid having blushed more thu oefore. He was accordingly enrtig-l t himself; the un mown one. .sc. at being1 thus followed v'onJu very probably tatie steps to keep herself out of his way. In order to convince hiro- K.lf ft f fTiic miGrittiintt I'.it . urn it sot:gnt tne same place everyday at the same hour, and every day drew aside on the staircase to let his neigh bor pass. Drought up politely by his mother, he bowed at each meeting. At the end of some time, it seemed to him that the slight inclinatio n of the hea-l which he leceived in return took on an aspect almost friendly. Having noticed this he "Aent to look at himself in tlsv mirror of a ihop in his room there was nothing of the sort in order to know if his person was such that it might please bo accom plished a young girL Then he saw that, even though the cut of his over coat was bad. there was nothing repul sive about his looks. Next he inquired, with caution, concerning the first name of the pretty young lady on the first floor. He did not know why, but he had a strong desire to know her first name. When he had learned that it was Valentine he was quite en chanted. These comings and goings were not of advantage to the automatic brake; the diagrams were neglecUi- At last I'asseraud took a decided step; he dressed himself as well as possible, went to the apartments of Valentine's father, who was no less a personage than M. Lamantin. owner of the large and imposing building, and said to hlin: "Sir, 1 have the honor to ask for your daughter's hand-" "My daughter's hand:" said the astonish. d old pentleman, eyeing Passeraud from head to foot. "For whom, if you please?" "For myself, sir." 'For yourself! Why, are you not my little t-nant of the garret, up there under the roof?" "Yes, sir." "Then what daughter has ei; do you mean? My rht hundred thousand dollars, of that I am fact. willing to inform you Do you take it in? Eight hundred thousand. t.-liut Vi-.ivat wnii'" And you, The engineer answered frankly; then he added: "I am not actually rich, but if you will give me Mile. Valentine, believe that ray work, my humble acquire ments " "Stop talking! your conversation is of no interest to me. Will you please take your departure at once! It makes me die of laughing to have you come to usk me for my daughter. I have only to add: 'Good evening. " "But, sir. if I do not present my suit until after my automatic brake has made me a millionaire I risk finding Mile. Valentine married to another. Now, sir, I do not wish to run any such risk.- "So much the worse. What do you want me to do about it?" Passeraud retired in much distress. Banging the doors after him, M. Laman tin exclaimed: "Not a cent! No position! Asks for mj daughter. Ah! really, it is quite interesting1." IL This visit, which had such an unfa vorable result as regards our friend, left very slight traces on the mind of M. Lamantin. Wha t brought, several days later, an anxious look to the lat lcr's face was simpiy the fact that his parlor chimney smoked. In the middle of the month of De cember and just as he was preparing to arrange a reception in honor of his daughter's nineteenth birthday his parlor chimney began to smoke, A householder could scarcely have had a more disagreeable thing hapjen to him M. Lamantin sent for his archi tect, wh.i hastened to come, smelling au ordr-r. "Is that all?" he said, vexed when he learned what the mattter was. 1 think that is quite enongh. It is not amusing to own a chimney that makes mv wife and mvself weep all day long, like a family recently af- Aided. "Your chimney was built on my plans. That means it does not smoke." "But it does smoke." "Because you burn Mons coal; don't burn Mons. Burn wood, and you will have a clear fire." "Perhaps you are right." The change to wood in plaee of coal did not make the chimney's breathing easier. M. Lamantin, who was a reso lute man, sent for the best architect in Paris and begged him to deign to come in person to study the question. The architect, after having minutely examined the chimney, did not scruple to restrain this cruel reflection on his brother in art: "What ass built this chimney?" "It tv as Ledente, my architect" "It wafi well said; an ass. Have the flue made four inches higher, in order to increase the draught. It will be all right then." "What a simple matter it is, after all." "It only needed a little thought" The operation completed, the chim ney smoked as before. But the great architect took care of his bilL "liangit: what a bill!" M. Lamantin i could not help sighing as he paid it Disgusted with architects the house holder 1 urned to bricklavers The first , one called in ordered the addition to the flue of a piece of sheet iron, in the form of a serpent The chimney continued to send out its smoke into the parlor. A second bricklayer arrived; with ' disgust he had hi colleajrue's serpent removed, and substituted for it a sort j of helmet of the same material. j The chimney did not pay any atten- j tion to the helmet, but smoked, worse ; than ever. But here the concierge interposed j with these consoline words: "Sir, you are wrong to despair; I was just this : moment talking with one of the ten- j ants oh! I must say it, such a nice I trnant! He told me that he would un dertake to dis-jnehant your chimney in live minutes." "Let him come to me instantly, or I grie him noiice to leave." p j, i : o-V-1 r i "i VpRf-prpn'T pvt !!..',.:' t..i. wiM-r; oi Zvl. Laiiiantlu. He found u.s landlord tramping up and down Ids parlor, which was as cold as ice. "At, it is you, young man, who flat ter yourself you can cure in five min utes chimneys incurably ilL Try; 1 am curious to see you do it" "Five minutes is a little too short a time, s:.r. I v antra hour." "Very vceil au hour. Her is a chimney given up by all the doctors. f you make it agree to send its smoke tp into the skies instead of down into uy apartments I will give you what ;ou wish. I am quite out of patience, i do not wish to bargain. Name your rice." "Sir, answered Passeraud with dig' lily, "you will give me the hand of Mile. Valentine. That is my price to oe paiil nny after 1 have succeeded." "For a chimneyl You wander in vour talk, my dear sir." "This chitnnej sir? Send for M. Gamier, the architect of the opera; add to him a picked jury of engineers, chemists, members of the institute, pro fessors from the Ecole des Uautes Etudes, and if these gentlemen can do in three months what I undertake to do in an hour, that is to say, prevent it from smoking as also to prevent from smoking all chimneys with the same trouble, I agree that you shall treat me as though I were indeed raving." "The hand of my daughter! That is a high price. However, if really you do possess such a Becret, you will be abie to make money, a great deal of money, and " "I have a secret, in reality; and, as I have a high opinion of it, you will give me authority to shut myself alone in this parlor for au hour anJ you wi.l give me your word not to look through the keyhole. I only go to work on that condition." "As you please. But why have you not simply taken out a patent? Y'ou would avoid these childisn precau tions." "I am not rich enough to pay the first premium on a patent" "Borrow the money. This is a case for borrowing, if ever there was one." "Cir, I hate borrowing." "Well, I am going. Perform your mysterious operations in peace and tranquillity." "Y'ou will not look through the key hole?" "1 give you my most solemn prom ise." "And I have your word If I suc ceed?" "We will see. I do not wan t to yield on compulsion, but I am a just man." Once alone, Passeraud wasted the time in foolish proceedings rather out of place, the gravity of the circum stances considered. An attentive spec tator but Passeraud had banished spectators would have heard him hum the air: "Cest ici que Rose respire!" The 6ame surprised spectator would have seen him go from one piece of fur niture to another with a delighted air, walking as in a dream among the beau tiful furniture, extend himself at full length upon the sofa here Valentine must havo sat; then install himself in a small chair this low seat is without doubt the one she prefers; then gaze for a long while at a young girl's portrait; that is her dear picture, and throw kisses to it to you, ever to you! These frivolous proceedings having consumed the appointed sixty minutes, Pas seraud opened the doors and called everyone. "Have a fire made, sir?" Pa-sseraud was obeyed. The chimney had now a clear strong draught A gentle warmth breathed through the chilled and frosty room. There was not the least smoke. Passeraud's genius shone out like the sun; he who could not see it was blind. "It is too delightful!" exclaimed M. Lamantin, radiantly. "Valentine, this dear young man is a great engineer. Ue shall be my Bon-in-law with your consent" "Oh! yes, papa." m. A year after these miraculous events lime. I'asseraud nee Lamantin had a son as beautiful as the morning. Upon this occasion M. Lamantin made the following speech: "My dear son. explain one thing to me; three mouths ago the railroad com panies adopted your automatic brake; gold showered upon you from all sides; the right to use your patent is pur chased in Enjrland. America, Italy, Australia, the Indies and Spain. Y'ou are now rich, not from your wife's dowry, but of yourself! Does not that make you think seriously? But to come to what is troubling me; you have on hand another invention, and you do nothing with it" "To what invention do you allude, sir?" "Why. what else could it be but your secret for preventing chimneys from smokinp. Ah! you are not going to tell me now that you are too poor to pay the premium?" "Pshaw! that would not bring in much." "It would be a spoke in the wheel; why neglect a profit ready to your hand?" "Father, do not let us talk about it" "Yes, yes, I wish to." "Father you will oblige me to tell you tningo 1 would ratner ueep 10 my self." "Speak out, sptak out" "Well then, know that I did not cure your chimney of smoking, simply stopped making it smoke. There is a shade of difference between these two things. My room then was up un der the roof. I had only to put out my hand to check the draught, by placing something, no matter what over the flue a plate, for example. It was your fault too; ever since the world was made, cruel fathers have fortyd lovers to carry off their daughters oy stratasrem. I did as every one does; 1 improvised a little comedy. My e cuse is. that Valentine helped me; it was she who commissioned the concierge to represent me as the greatest chimney builder of the vicinity. Forgive us both, and console yourself by thinking that it s fate which so rules, for those who love each other must succeed in tiieir pians; that is a law. When a prudent marriage is happy, it is the ex ception which proves the rule. So then, my son, born this morning, is rich; be sure that he will fall madly in love with an honorable but poor girL Only he will not have the pleasure of playing a trick on me; I declare to you in advance that I will give him this maiden with out a cent certain as I am that if 1 did not give her to him he would take her." From the French, in Omaha Bea PEHSONAL AND LITERARY. The new president elect of tn Rwiss federal council, who takes his seat without any elaborate ceremony, is well known to the Swiss colony of this country. Jsot only was he once Swiss minister to the United States, but he has relatives in both Kew York and Chicago. Miss Alice Stona Black well is da roting most of her time to the writing of a biography of her famous mother, the late Lucy Sone. M iss Blackwell is a young woman of unusual force and tteauty of character, bred in her moth er's ways and purposes, and greatly in terested in the cause of woman's suf frage. The will of the late William I. Coleman, the famous ferty-niner a sketch of whose career appeared in the papers not long ago which has been tied in San Francisco, shows that the estate is worth eight hundred thou sand dollars. With the exception of fifty thousand dollars each to his sons, the testator leaves all his fortune to his widow. Father Kenelm Vaughan, of En gland, a Catholic priest who spent three years in a missionary journey through South America, from Panama to Patagonia, addressed the students of John Hopkins university the other day on the subject of his adventures. The journey was made on muleback, on the backs of Indians, in canoes, in hammocks and on foot It is said that Lady Jeune, who has written so much on the "con" side of the society question, can seldom stray beyond the limits of a short sentence without endangering her grammar. She has written a preface for a new volume about women, and, unfortu nately, suffers some of her worst liter ary shipwrecks in trying to express her appreciation for the work of women authors and journalists. The Princess Mand of Wales is credited with an original freak. A little while ago she slipped away from state and went to spend a week with a lady to whom she is much attached, who had been in attendance on her, but since married. She preserved a strict incognito as Miss Wells, and en joyed herself amazingly at tetnis parties and other country house fes tivities. She was immeusely popular. The "last will and testament" of Lord Byron was sold at auction in London recently for S13. At the same sale a characteristic letter of Carlyle to Mrs. Austin brought t0, and a let ter of Byron to Coleridge $35. A letter of George Eliot, complaining of the lit erary criticism of certain persons, was sold for J25; a letter from Nelson to Sir William Hamilton for $40, and a num ber of letters written by American presidents and statesmen for $125. Capt Ben Thompson, of Kenne bunkport. Me., was one hundred years old recently. The old skipper is living in the hous.e in which he was born December 20, 1T93. His oldest son is seventy-one years old and lives with him. He is erect and vigorous and at wrestling at side holds or "arms length" his son Evan to-day would be no match for him. He shaves himself resrularly and during the first fall of snow this reason he was engaged in making repairs of the road in payment for his county tax. With the excep tion of extreme deafness all the cap tain's faculties seem to be intact HUMOROUS. A plain dinner to-day is better than a banquet next week. Truth. The best remedy for self-conceit is to be well introduced to yourself. Ram's Horn. "Y'our neighbor appears to have failed a good manv times." "Just twenty-four times. The next will be his silver bankruptcy." Fliegende Blaetter. "How can you be certain that it was as late as two o'clock when Harry came in last night?" May Because he stumbled over a chair without swearing out loud. "Stiggles says he doesn't care for public.prominence and is content to live n a little world of his own." "That's Stiggles all over. Everlastingly want ing the earth." Buffalo Courier. Postal Clerk "This letter is too heavy. Miss; you want to put another two-cent stamp on it" Miss Innocence "But won't that make it heavier still?" Raymond's Monthly. Young Man "I want an engage ment ring." Jeweler "Yes, sir. About what size?" Young Man "I don't know exactly, but she can twist me around her little finger." Tit-Bits. At the Salon. "Can you tell ne what that picture represents?" "That is Queen Cleopatra. Have you never heard ol her?" "Never in my life. I seldom read the papers." L'lntran sigeant "I wouldn't think marriage would seem much like a lottery to Catch many." "Well. I would. He's been married three times and each time a fortune." "I know, but every time he had to take a wife, too." "I hear Parker has written novel." "Y'es." "Successful?" "Very. Whole edition sold in two hours." "In deed! That's fine." "Oh no. father-in-law bought it in for daughter's sake." Harper's Bazar. Mushman "Do you know that His his if J drink a single glass of that beer it goes to my head?" fharp "Intelligent beer?" Mushnvan "How's that? Sharp "Why, it seems to know where to find the most room." Yokers Ga zette. Mrs. Xuwed "I want to confess something to 2r"ou, dearest I deceived you about m age; it is more that I, told you." Mr. Nuwed "Then 1 may' as well reciprocate, darling. I de ceived you about my income; it is less than I told you." Harper's Batar. Dimllng (telling his story) "Well, sir, when I reached the river the last ferry-boat was gone. I could see it approaching the opposite side. S I sat down to think it oyer." Totling (with deep interest) "And did you suc ceed in getting it back by that method?" Brooklyn Life. BENES1S OF THE STEAM BOAT. aaoUnt Craft That Formhadowed th Modern Greyhound of th Sea. The first steamboat was built by Den nis Papin, who navigated it safely down the Fulda as long ago as 1707. Unfortunately this pioneer craft was destroyed by jealous sailors, and even the very memory of it was lost for three-quarters of a century In 1775 Perrier, another Frenchman, t'uilt an experimental steam vessel a Paris. Eight years later, in 1783, Jouff roy took up th; idea that had been evolved by Papin and Perrier and built a steam boat which did good service for some tim on the Saone. The first American to attempt to ap ply steam to navigation was John Fitch, a Connecticut mechanic, who made his initial experiments in the year 1785. To what extent Fitch was indebted to the three illustrious French inventors named above we are not informed, but that his models were original there is not the least doubt In the first he em ployed a large pipe kettle for generating the steam, the motive power being side paddles working after the fashion of oars on a common rowboat In the the second Fitch craft the same mode of propulsion wr.s adopted, with the exception that the paddles were made to imitate a revolving wheel and were fixed to the stern clearly foreshadow ing the present sternwheeler. This last mentioned boat was thd first American steam vessel that can be pronounced a success. It made its first trip to Burlington in July, 17S3. But after all, it was not until after the opening of the present century that steam navigation started into actual life. In 1807 Robert Fulton (who every school child knows was an American), in conjunction with one Robert IL Liv ingston, built the Clermont and estab lished a regular packet service between New York and Albany. The success of this undertaking was so satisfactory that four new boats were built before the end of 1611, at least two of them being designed for service in other rivers. St Louis Re public. HOW PAT TOOK THE PLEDGE. Bound Himself Not to Irlnk and Yet Left Convenient Loophole. Pat Cahill and Bridget, his wife, were two well-known characters less than a score of years ago in Lansing burg. Both liked a "wee drop" at times, and once in a great while Pat would come home on Saturday night decidedly the worse for wear. This would scandalize Bridget, but her solicitude for her husband's habits apparently arose not so much from his cond ition of intoxication as that she was deprived from any participation in the conviviality. At last one day came a temperance orator, who made a great impression on the towns-people. The man was somewhat more liberal in his views ths-n others who had preceded him, and if h'i could not seenre a pledge for total abstinence would compromise upon some other terms. Among those who went to hear the advocate one night was Pat and his wife. The former appeared much af fected by the arguments, and finally pressed forward from his seat to sign the pledge. His wife trailed on be hind. "Don't be afther making it too sthrong, Pat," she whispered loud enough for every one to hear. "Don't tempt me, Biddy," he re marked as he advanced to the plat form. "Write down there," said he to the temperance man, "that Pat Cahill will not taste a drop of liquor" "Write down there, as I tell you," continued Pat, wavering a bit, "that Pat Cahill will not taste a drop of liquor except at a christening, a wed ding or a wake and when he meets a friend." These terms were liberal enough to satisfy Biddy, and Pat, too, for that matter, but, strange to say. he ever afterward boasted of taking the pledge, but it did not prevent him hav ing many a glorious spree without ever violating his terms. N. Y Herald. Millinery Shop Snperntltln. The only remarkable superstition in the millinery business is the suspicion that gives the little black pin dignity. With the exception of wemen in mourning, customers would rather go unpinned than use a black pin to fasten a veil or a bonnet string. Black pins are always to be founi in the cushions of fashionable shops, but so strong is the aversion to them that many women will refuse to t ke coods that have been ordered if bj any ac cident the ominous pin gets into a loop or rosette. N. Y. World. " How These Men Lot Each Other!" Scribbley Clubb says he shot five hundred glass balls in lorty minutes the other day. Dribbley Didn't he shoot 'm with a long bow? Judge. Th Drncirldt's Smile. "Do you have any scrupl-;s about drink?" he asked the stranger. "No," was the reply, though I usual lv take mine in drams." Truth. Paul Bennevue, who is La a New Hampshire poorhouse. a physical wreck, has been a diplomat, editor, publisher, orator, politician and banker. He began his public life in France as secretary to Alexander Dumas the elder, and in that capacity edited the copy of many of the novel ist's books. He is now 70 years old. To find out your own ag, or that of any other person. nultiply the nim lnr of tht month of your birth by 2, add 5. multiply by 50, add your age (or the other man's or woman's), subtract SG5, add 115, and the lasf two numbers : of the restlt will indicae the exct age. "MPton is a regular mouse in dis position, isn't he?" "Great Jupiter, no; his wife hasn't an idea of being afraid of him." Inter-Ocean. The largest library is in Paris. It ' ban 1,400,000 volumes, 175,030 mano aoripts, "SCO, 00 maps and 150,000 coin, SCHOOL. AND CHURCH- The Woman a Foreign Missionary society of the M. E. church, at its re cent meeting at St PauL appropriated $31t,000 the coming year. A New South Wales society has an "open air committee," which conducts an open air Gospel meeting every Sun day before church services. The remarkable statement is made that ten Yale students have been stricken with appendicitis within a year. This looks as if some dietary problem were involved in the case. The Bridgraan school for irirls at Peking, China, has recently determined .o receive do more girls with bound feet The native Christi ns at Peking, as the result of an enthusiastic meet ing, have formed an anti-foot-binding; society. Nearly 11,000 women have regis tered in Boston, a substantial increase over last year. The women in Deer field, Mass., who sued the assessors for refusing to register her has obtained $42.04 damages, and now all the other Deerfield women are registering. School suffrage in Massachusetts is looking up. When Winifred of Devonshire (030 754 A. D. ) went to Germany to convert the heathen his first act was to fell a sacred oak which had Wen dedicated to Thor. A great storm assisted him in laying the giaut prone upon the earth, and the heathen, regarding it as a miracle, were converted by hundreds. Of the 4,239 girls attendmg the various high schools of Berlin 1,003 be long to Jewish families, that is. S3 per cent Of the 8,725 pupils attending the gymnasia (colleges) l.'.09 are Jews, a percentage of 24. While the total at tendance of t.ie Berlin gymnasia has decreased, thatcf Jewish pupils has in creased. Missionaries of the English church engaged in itinerating in southern In dia find numerous instances of edu cated men and Brahmins who are con vinced of the truth of Christi -nity. In one plac a whole Brahmin street was found to be in a state of dissatisfaction with Hindooism, their leader confess ing: "The more I read of it the less I believe it" One of the most picturesque ec clesiastical structures in Kew Y'ork is St John's German Evangelical Lu theran church in Christopher street Its brown-stone front is ornamented with quaint carvings in the colonial taste, and its low steeple bears for weather vane a giided arrow, that looks as if it had been whittled out of a shingle by 6ome choir boy in an idle hour. Ad joining the church is a substantial brick parish structure, having a look that, bespeaks a handson.e endowment. The executive committee of the Western Reserve university has ap pointed Mrs. Mary Nojes Colvin pro fessor of romance languages in the col lege for women. Mrs. Colvin was graduated from Mount nolyoke, and after studying and teaching1 several years she entered for a degree at the university of Znrich. In February, 18SS, that university bestowned upon her the degree of Ph. D.. summa cum laude, she having been the first woman to receive the doctors degree from the institution. The state of Michigan has taken an important step in the treatment of con sumption by deciding to quarantine the disease. The idea is that while every thing should be done in the way of pro viding for those affected with the dis ease, and are endeavoring to lessen their sufferings, especial care should be taken to isolate them, and thus di minish the danger of their propagating the disease among those who are healthful. Michigan will establish, therefore, separate hospitals for con sumptives. The physicians of tnat state declare further that a quarantine against consumption will give the best opportunity for prosecuting the study of this malady. New Orleans Times Democrat NATURAL GRACE. A Beautiful Quality. I5ut Whto Assumed a iM'trimeut. Gracefulness, when natural, is a very pretty accompaniment to youth and beauty in women, but when it is as sumed, or rather imitated in an exag gerated form by women of mature years for purposes of coquetry and flirtation, it becomes most distasteful tc those possessed of any refinement Naturally graceful women in this coun try are by no means common nowadays. Indeed, the compression of corsets and the relig.ously tijrht-fitting tailor-made gown appear almost in compatible with gracefulness. Grace fulness belongs essentially to freedom and nature, and, ns a rule, it is easy to discover when only accquired. Xic manners are far preferable to acquired gracefulness, which requires a contin ual effort to keep up. Doubtless much of the grace of the ancient Greek and Roman women was due to their loose style of dress, the corset being an un known infliction of later years. How ever this may be, certain it is that the women of to-day do not possess the gracefulness of Helen of Troy or Cleo patra. Chicago Post Biblical. The other day I was told of a little girl who attended a distribution of prizes given by the society for the pre-, vention of cruelty to animals. She h:id won. you must know, a book as a reward for writing the best essay on the subject given, and with the other successful children was undergoing1 a viva voce examination. "Well, my dear," said the gentleman who hid given away the prizes, "can you tell me why it is cruel to dock horses' tails and trim dogs' ears'?-' "Because." m-v-'re- i'i ""''c -li!. "what Go.l lias jo'ised l-. -ir irt no man put asunder." Leisure Hour. Tamll ar villi rijarM. Stranger Y'ou are a native of this town, I presume? Boy (in cigar store) Iso, I'm from Pennsylvania. "Ah! A great manufacturing state." "Yes. sir. Pennsylvania producef more Havana cigars than any othe state in the U uiom. " G ood Raw 1 fl J . i