STEUTHERS' ADVENTURE Kesult of His Efforts to Save the Sukia's Daughter. Stmthcrs was discontented, so was Bones; the causes were different, but the effect the same. Struthers bad knocked about Central America for almost four months on a vain quest for adventures which would make his-college vacation a unique one, and Gil his room at the "Hall" with tropnies and the boys' ears with thrill ing stories. Hones was beginning to rebel at the society of native curs, wluse combined forces did not suffice to give him a semblance of the delightful scrim mages he was wont to have in Cam bridge. Struthers' latest vagary and owing to his father's liberality he was able to indulge in many such was the charter ing of a small native schooner. With a crew of six black Caribs he was now skirting the Mosquito shore of Hon duras on hi way to Cabo Gracios a Dios, vher he expected to catch a homeward bound steamer. lie yearned for the delights of civili sation and ice, wad felt that, after all, tht conventional pleasures of tennis, canoeing and dancing1 at Bar Harbor were perhaps preferable to tho un certain joys of mule back and hunting1 in the wilds of Central America. The outht, or what remained of it, was rusty and battered, but the bard ships which had wrought this change in his "impedimenta" had been vastly beneficial to the owner in hardening his muscles and broadening his shoul ders. With Bone things had not gone so well; an almu&t Eteady diet of bananas had made him thin, and between the chigoes and gi-rapatas very little of his glossy coai, wus'left, save in shreds and patches. "It's too bad, Bones, old fellow; they haven't left ytm much hair," said Struthers. "Norer mind, your troubles will soon be over. I say, Ossorio," turning- wrathfully upon the Carib captain, "what is this beastly, old country of yours good for. anyway? 1 haven't had a decent adventure or seen anything' worth telling, in the whole length and breadth of it!" "You haven't seen him all, Buckra," replied the Carib, a splendid specimen of that race of semi-civiiized black smug piers, who dart along the Caribbean coast in their swift dories. "Way yonder." he continued, point ing toward the west, "is de lan' ub de Waikas; plenty fun dere; but white man no sabcz him. No white men dere, not cben Spanish man. only Waikas, Buckra, only Waikas." "Perhaps you're right, Ossorio, about the plenty fun. At any rate, I'll have another try at amusement before I cut the country; so put about and make for some river you think your friends, the Waikas, may live neir." Soon they were sailing along the low saouy coast which lay to the left, and as they rounded a little cape Struthers cried out:. "Look, there's the mouth of the river." "1 see him," answered the Carib, "make we put in dere. I tink me, p'raps, see Waika town soon by." The Carib's supposition was correct, for the schooner was soon near enough for them to perceive the high-peaked thatcned roofs and bamboo walls of the native houses nestling among the waving palms and plumy cocjaaut trees which lined the river bank. The schooner was over the bar and abreast of the villago before tbe na tives were aware of their presence. Then they carue running and jump ing down to the river bank like so many children, in high glee over the arrival of strangers and the possibility of beads, and perhaps a little rum. The landing was soon ruaxie, and the Carib. polyglot that he wii, acted as interpreter in presenticg Struthers to the old chief, Daina I'isano, who at once bid the strangers welcome and conducted them to his watla, or house. Installed in a wide hammock within the semi-darkness of the watla, end a large gourd of cool pineapple tuishla at his side, Struthers forgot his discon tent and asked many questions of Pisano through the Carib. lie learned that the music they had heard was part of the ceremony attend ant upon the death of an old sukia or "medicine man," whose funeral was to be held on the following day. "To-morrow, at first sun up. de fun'ral begins. Dama I'isano asku you if you wan to see him better you do maybe it "muse you." said the Ca.rib, with unconscious sarcasm. At sunrise the next morning1 he was suddenly aroused by the rattle of mus ketry, followed by doleful howls and lamentations. Rushing out of the watla. where he had spent the night, he saw a large pit pan (dugout) coming slowly down the river, while on tbe bank abreast of it marched two columns of Waikas, the men constituting one column, the woat en the other. In the pitpan was the dead medicine man. his three widows and a solitary paddler. The pitpan made a landing, and the coffin, followed by the crowd of silent, Waikas, was carried along a narrow trail into the f jresL The open space of the burial ground was iik the midst of the great jungle a smuil circle of light surrounded by impenetrable darkness Iioom was made for Struthers, Os sorio and Hones, and at a signal from Pisano the crowd fell back, the new eukia stepped forward and the cere monies began. Ilending low over the swathed body, tbe sukia began in a low, rapid mur mur to bewail his loss and recount the pood deeds of the dead man; one by , one the women joined in the chant in creased rapidly in velocity and volume until it formed a grand swelling chorus of distress, then slowly died away into an inarticulate sorrowing. In a silence broken only by the muf fled tones of the tom-toms and the sobs of the crouching women, the new sukia kneeled down and solemnly stuck little jes of men with uplifted 1 , uachetes in the ground. This, (..flamed Ossorio, was to frighten away any evil spirits who might attempt to steal the body. The dead man's entire kit of weap ons and a bunch of plantains was placed in the coffin with him, to pro tect and feed him on his long journey to the land of everlasting1 felicity. Again the low-murmured wail began and continued until it reached a fren zied pitch. Faster beat tbe drum and faster whirled the women about the open grave in a wild ecstatic dance un til, weak and dizzy, they sank to the ground, squirming1 and clutching at the grass about them while the foam flicked from their mouths as from rabid animals. Once more silence fell upon the as sembled crowd. The sukia stepped to the grave and with his machete dis patched three dogs and a cat which were to bear the dead man company on his journey. "I say, Ossorio, this is horrible it's voodooism let's go," muttered Struth ers. "Yes, Buckra. obeah an voodoo; d Waikas long1 time come from Africa; dey still keep up er r'ligion ob der faders. But make me wait; he stop now. see, dey do sometning else," added the Carib, as the natives swayed back. The crowd parted and two hideous ola hags stepped into the open, drag ging between them a trembling young native girl, who cast temlied glances before her. "'Shame to whip such a nice little girl," murmured the Carib. "What do you mean who is going to whip her, and for what reason?" de manded Struthers. "De Waika man tell me de dead sukia's her fader," answered the Carib. "Waika always whip de 'lations of de dead man at de fun'ral; maybe she do something when he live he no whip her for dey whip her now for shuah." Hardly had the Carib spoken, when a brawny Waika buck stepped forward with a heavy manatee whip, which flashed through the air down upon the girl's shrinking1 shoulders, and left a long red welt of tortured flesh. A shriek burst from the girl and she writhed and twisted vainly to escape from the clutches of the hag's who held her. "Look out, Ossorio, I can't stand this." gasped Struthers. "I'm going to stop it:" But the faithful Bones, who ha crouched till then at Struthers' feet, relieved them from all further respon sibility, for, as the Waika raised his arm for the second lash. Bones, at a whimpered word from Struthers, cave a low growl, and, gathering himself to gether, made one of his famous jumps and launched his forty odd pounds of bone and muscle straight at the execu ticner's breast It w as all so sudden that the Waika was down, with Bones at his throat, before the assembled crowd realized what had happened. Then, with fierc yells, machetes r. ere drawn and the men made a rush at Bones. Struthers and Ossorio were before them, however, the former vowing1 he would shoot the first man who touched the dog. Bones, obedient to his master's com mand, released the Waika, who, stag gering to his feet, rushed to the grave and. seizing from beside it a loaded musket, raised it to take aim at Struth ers. Before he could fire, a knife thrown by the Carib pierced his right artu, which fell limp at bis side. To make a stand against such over whelming numbers was madness, so the two men dashed into the trail be hind them, hot pursued by the shriek ing, maddened mob of Waikas. On and on they dashed, till they were breathless, till their hearts beat against their breasts, as though they wocid burst through. With every step their pursuers seemed to gain, and Struthers was about to give up in despair when a glimmer in the heavy shade ahead re vealed the river. They crashed cut into the open, and in an instant had jumped into tbe pit pan, which had recently borne the corpse of the sukia, and were well out into the river when the angTy Waikas emerged from the forests. The yells of the disappointed natives spurred them to swifter paddling, and they were on the schooner's deck be fore the Waikas could launch another dugout. The Waikas were too cautious to risk an immediate attack, but soon had a dozen pitpans manned and armed. "O, for a breeze," cried Struthers, "to take us out over the bar and away from these heathens!" But no breezs came, though the an chor was catted and all sail set ready for the wind. On came the Waikas, the war drums beating, the gourds rattling, and the men yelling1 like demons. Suddenly, amid the pandemonium raised by the Waikas, came sounds of rasping and creaking1 overhead. The Carib looked anxiously aloft from his place under the bulwarks and gave a cry of gladness. Hardly had he cpoken when a shout of anger came from the Waiaas. Struth ers, raising his head above the taff rail, saw the pitpans slowly falling behind, while the freshening breeze carried them faster and faster toward the open sea. For a long time he watched the re ceding canoes until they were but specks far stern. Finally the Carib touched his shoulder. "Bucka," said Ossorio, "we are ont at sea now. Which way must I head de dory? You want to make for Cabo Gmcios an de home steamer, or you tink you want to hab some more ven tures?" Struthers turned slowly upon the questioner; he looked first at the peaoe f ul Bones, who was slumbering bliss fully on a coil of rops, then at the fad ing shore line, and replied with a iittla catch in his voice: "la. Ossorio. I thick this adventure will do me for a time let it be Cabo Graidos and the steamer.' Stevens Vail In Boston Globe. woodei. TO PREPARE TOUGH MEAT. Remove the Sinews and the Worst Pieces Will lie Perceptibly Improved. There are a great many unpromising-looking pieces of meat that make excellent braises and other dishes. But If anyone imagines that it is as easy to prepare a tough piece of meat that oas abundance of fat and .iinews in its nake-up as a prime roast, she is mis taken. It requires time and patience to deal with a sinewy piece of beef. If the meat is to be a success as a braise the greater part of the fat and all the sinews musi be removed. It is not at ill difficult to do this, but it requires patience and a keen-edged knife alout the size of a boning knife. Keep the knife near the sinew and scrape it away from the meat on both sides. Continue until all the sinews are re n.oved. A tough piece of round is very much improved by this process. There are so many sinews in the leg that it had best be used for soup, though the patient French cooks very often take the trouble to prepare this cheap meat for stews. These stews they serve with piquant sauces flavored with tomatoes or mushrooms, so that the whole dish takes on a grand air and is really delightful to eat. while the meat is deliciously tender. A breast of veal with its surplus fat and gristle is not a very promising subject in the hands of an inexperienced cook. But remove the soft bones very care fully, so as not to waste a particle of the meat, and remove a large portion of the fat. Make a well-flavored stuf fing. If you wish, use about a pound of clear, lean veal, chopped fine and pounded to a paste to the loaf of bread used for the stuffing, or make the old-fashioned dressing of bread crumbs alone. In either case use small onion and a liberal teaspoonful of parsley for flavoring and bind the dressing together with two or three raw eggs, according to their size. Economic cooking of a superior order can not be done in slapdish manner. A fine roast of beef can be cooked more quickly than a breast of veal, but It costs about three times as much. The veal takes twice as much time to pre pare. Either disl is equally delicious. An epicure might prefer the breast of veal, if it was prepared in perfection. Even a roast must be attended to while it is cooking, but probably bears neg lect letter than almost any other serv ice of meat, always providing the fire was right when it was put in the oven. It is Wcause of her dainty care and skill in llavoring that the French housekeepef excels in her ragouts aud other rechauffes. She seasons a hash with as great care as if it were a piece of choice game. The result tells in the excellence of the diuh. The careless cook who chops up the debris of meat from the last meals without stopping to separate the lean from the fat and remove all the bones and an3" sinews is sure to make a failure of her worlc In all hashes, except corned beef, where a little fat is allowable, nil fat should be removed and clear lean used. Look over the meat vey carefully. If potatoes are used allow about half the quantity there is of meat. The care taken in this matter will pay in the superior excellence of your dish. N. Y. Tribune. M ATTER-OF-FACT. The Dry Humor of the Firtaresque Peo ple of Scotland. Some yeais ago there lived in Perth, Scotland, a man of weak intellect, well-known by his Christian name, Jamie. One dark night an acquaint ance found Jamie lyin at the foot of an outside stair. "Is that you. Jamie?" asked the at quaintance, in a voice of the greatest astonishment. "Ay, it's me," replied Jamie, in a tone of com plete resignation. 'Have you f"en doon the stair?" was the next question? "Ay! I fell doon; but I was comin doon, whether or no." To illustrate further the matter-of-factness of the Scottish people. David Pryde mentions that a company at an artist's house were talk-ng about their successes and failures. "Do you find it difficult to sell your pictures?" said the lady of the house to an artist who had been perfectly silent. "No." said he, in a slow voice; "it's no difficult it's impossible." A country doctor met one day the son of a patient of his who had been very ill. "Well, my lad," said the doetor. "how is your father this morning? ' "He's deid," replied the boy. "Dead:" cried the doctor. "Was there a medical man beside him when he died?" "No." auswered the lad; "he jist deid hissel"." Youth's Companion. Something w to Skirts. Among cold-weather garments are new skirts of fine felt in different colors, elaborately braided around the bottom with soutache a shade darker, or in black. Moreen skirts, flannel lined, are both neat and serviceable. For wearing with serge or other wool gowns of black, brown, gray or green, a petticoat to match, silk lined and faced with canvas at the edge to keep it away from the feet all around, and trimmed with rows o military braid, is admirable. Flannel-lined silk skirts trimmed with one or two flounces sim ply hem-stitched are very nice for after noon wear. Striped or shot silks are the best, and the colors should be sub jective. A thin flannel lining is requi site for varmth, especially if capes are worn instead of the long-skirted coat. Black silk skirts are always ladylike; so. too, shepherd's check silk skirts will ne?er quarrel with the gown; aud in making a purchase this considera tion should ever be borne in mind. tt. Louis Kepublic "Where je goin'?" said one small boy to another. "Ter the football game." "Som I. My big brother's to take me." "Humph. My big brother wouldn't go to a football game." "Wouldn't - go - to- a - football - gamel" "Xaw. My brother was in the war. He's seen reg'lar battle he has."' Washington Star. HOME HINTS AND HELPS- Prune Whip: Wnltes of five eggs, beaten stiff, three tablespoonfuls sugar, oue-nalf pound soaked prunes, cut fine. Mix, aud brown in a hot oven. .Make boiled custard of the yolks and one pint of milk, and serve together. Country Gentleman. To Color Almonds Kose-Colored Almonds: Blanch and cut sweet al monds in small pieces, put them on baking-plate and pour on them a little of any v;rretable. liquid, of an infusion of cochineal or carmine; then rub them in your hands to mix them well with the color; when all are done, dry them on a stove or in the oven. Farm, Field and Fireside. A plum pudding is quickly made by crumbling a pound can of pudding made by a reliable firm, adding two cups of bread crumbs soaked in milk, a small cup of minced suet, three eggs beaten light, half a cup of sugar and a cup of signed raisins. Turn all these ingredients', after mixinc. into a but tered mold and boil three hours. American Agriculturist. Our Favorite Pudding: Bake a plain sponge cake in a layer pan. When ready for use cut into pieces, and split and butter each piece; place in a dish. Make a c ustard of four eggs to a quart of milk; flavor with vanilla; pour over the cake, and bake about one-half hour. A half cup of sherry added to the cus tard improves it. Sweeten custard to taste: or.e cup sugar is enough. De troit Free Press. To Wash Blankets: Take a pint of soft soap, put into it a tablespoonful of powdered borax, pour boiling water upon it until the soap is dissolved, then mix it well in a tub of luke-warm water, enough to cover the blankets well; let them soak for an hour or more; occasionally stir but do not rub them. After they have been in the water until it looks like the dirt was out, put them in a tub of clear water without ringing them, and after soak ing and stirring awhile, pass them through the wringer and hang on the line to dry. Yankee Blade. German Puffs: One pint of milk, the yolks of six eg:rs, five tablespoon fuls of flour, one of melted butter, half a teaspoonful of salt. Mix the flour in a little of the milk, then add the re mainder, the eggs well-beaten, and the salt and butter. Butter muffin-tins and half fill them with the batter. Bake twenty minutes in quick oven. Serve on a hot platter and pour over them a sauce made as follows: Beat the whites of the six eggs to a stiff froth, gradually beat in a cupful of powdered sugar and the juice of one large, or two small, lemons. Boston Budget. Sewing Campaign. I take my win ter evenings to read. I have three children under five years of age, 60 I plan a campaign of sewing. I do my washing and ironing, sweeping, a lot of baking, get ready some cold meat, and begin niy sewing week. I have dried corn, canned tomatoes, canned fruit, pudding and milk, and other quickly -prepared dishes during the siege. I use sweet cream instead of making gravy for potatoes. My hus band helps to run the machine. I sew till the floors get pretty dirty, and the baking is all gone; then I commence eooking again. Rural New Yorker. BREAD-MAKING MADE EASY. A New Method Which Requires Very Little Exertion. It is one of the flue arts of life to do things in some easy and practical fash ion. Who ever invents or devises a way to save labor, to do two things with the same amount of tax and exertion usual ly required for one. has conferred a lasting lenefit on mankind. Particu larly is this the case in household af fairs. The difficulty of getting compe tent help and the burden of domestic cure seems to increase with every year, and easy va3-s to do things are of un speakable value, especially to delicate women who have ever-thing to look after, and in emergencies must take up the entire labor of the establishment A new idea in bread-makinn- is well I worth the attention of every woman. whether she be delicate or care-burdened or not. A semi-invalid makes bread without weariness by a simple process. Instead of the usual knead ing and mixinc she uses a chopping- knife. Sprinkling on a very little flour, she chops the sponge for five or ten minutes two or three times dnrinc the rising process. No kneading is re quired except just enough to put it in to shape when it is ready for the pans. She never uses a bread-board, but spreads a large cloth folded over to several thicknesses on the table, covers it thick with flour, and shapes the bread out on that, taking care that no dough sticks to the cloth. With this chopping process, it is impossible to handle the dough in an extremely soft state. This insures more moisture in the bread and much longer keeping qualities. Biscuit and other similar articles are made in the same way, the kneading process being almost entire ly dispensed with, nothing more being necessary than dexterous handling and a little care that the dough does not stick to the cloth. It is a well-understood fact that biscuits, to be good, must be very soft when put into the pans, and in no other way can this be ltanaged as easily as by the method just described. X. Y. Ledger. A f chan Making-. Uits of worsted always accumulate in a family where much work is car ried on. It is a good thing for some member of it to have always an afghan iu course of construction, to which these odds aud ends can go. The mak ing is a clear pleasure, it is so simple and satisfactory, and there are several patterns that call for many shades of yarn. An afghan is in constant re quest; not, as once for the carriage, but to keep at hand when one lies down, to make a light covering to throw over one. When all the .materials were bought outright it mnde about as ex pensive a piece of work as could be en gaged upon. But by adopting this 'hitor-miss" plan it ia quickly and pheapljr obtained. X. Y. World. FOR YOUNG PEOPLE. TURNING OVER NEW LEAVES. Now what Is that nolsef said tho glad Ni. w Year. " Now, what Is that singular sound I hear? As If all tbe paper la all the world ' Were rattled and shaken an J twisted and twirled." "Oh! that." said the Jolly old earth, "Is the noue Of all my children, both cirls and boys, A-turning over their leaves bo new. And all to do honor. New Year, to you. WH1I THE LKAVXS 6 AID. I won't steal Alice's sticks of canJy; I won't call Robert a Jack-a-dandy; I won't squeak my pencil on my slate: I won't lie in bed every day and te lata I won't make faces at Timothy Mack: I won't make tun behind anyone's back. Ru.i: and turn them so and so: The good shall come and the bad shall go. I won't tear "barn doors" in all my frocks; I I won't put my toes through all my socks j I won't be greedy at dinner table: j At least I ttink I won't If I'm able! ; I will not pinch nor poke nor tease, I will not sputter nor cough nor sneeze. ; I will not trrumble nor fret nor scold, : And I will do exactly whatever I'm told. Hustle and turn them, ao and so! i Tbe good shall come and the bad shall go. j Laura E. K:cbards, in Youth's Companion. SMART SHEPHERD DOGS. They Take Entlra Care of a Flock With out Anyone's Direction. In South America, in the region of the great pasture plains, dogs are trained to be shepherds. I do not mean that a dog goe6 out with the herdsmen and helps watch the flock. I mean that the dog goes out alone and that he takes the entire care of the sheep without anj-one's direction. In South America there are vast plains where for miles and miles there is lit tle vegetation save the short grain on which sheep feed. There are no habi tations for men. On these vast pastures there are im mense flocks which are often left for several days at a time with only a dog to take care of them. But well he knows how to do it, for he has been trained for the business. When "Colly" wa6 only a day old he was taken away from his own mother and given to a big. motherly sheep. She let the little blind puppy share the din ner of her own baby lamb. His little bed was in a warm, soft nest made of the sheared fleece of a sheep. He was never allowed to taste of meat. lie was not permitted to asso ciate with other dogs or with children, lire only associates were sheep. Con sequently all the 6trong friendship, all the loyalty, all the protecting instinct which belongs to a good dog's nature were turned towards 6heep. The lit tle dog grew to love sheep, to play with sheep, and, above all, to watch over 6heep and protect them. No hungry stranger could approach one of these big wandering flocks in the vast and lonely plain and help him- tors THE OLDEST AITD STRONGEST BA11 AD VANCES TO THE DOG'B 61 DE. self to a lamb without being noticed. No! At the first sign of a stranger the dog barks. Then a remarkable sight is to be seen. The oldest and strongest ram of the flock advances to the dog's side. All the other rams come forward and take their places near by, facing the foe. The ewes and the lambs huddle closely together behind their de fenders. The dog does the talking for the whole party and gives all the orders, acting the part of a commanding gen eral, but the rams, with their big, cruel horns and strong heads, do the fighting. Sometimes when the owners have sheds near enough the dog drives the flock out to pasture and brings them back in the evening. No matter how large the flock may be, he knows if even one iheep is missing and he gets out and huns for it until found. Chi cago Inter Ocean. THE CHRISTMAS SEASON. flow It la Observed Amou; the People In Foreign Landa. The Christmas season finds its ex pression among us in 9. variety of ways. The fare of old England the boar's head spiced and garianded. the pea cock garnished with its own feathers has been replaced by the turkey and the goose. Hut the evergreen of the season and the Christmas carol are of older date. We may trace their aacestry to the "Saturnalia" of the iloman The earlj church saw dange:- to their con verts in these practice-, and prohibited the green boughs, but later the pro hibition was withdrawn and the cus tom was incorporated v,to the canons of the church. But these acts of nat ural religion were brought to us by our Saxon forefathers and are remnants of the worship to their heathen gods. In the Italy of to-daj'the celebration of Christmas . is not unlike our own. The week preceding is a week of fast or fish days. Christmas Eve ushers in the great festival. Then assemble the children and friends to partake of a sumptuous supper, after which a cur tain is withdrawn and shows the table of gifts wrapped in paper. The "Urn ?f Fate" is brought into uae. Each par-, son draws in turn, and the present distributed as determined by the ora cle. Exchanges of gifts are made un til each person is satisfied. In Germany, the Christmas tree im the special care of the housewife, who sees that the members of her house hold are represented, from the least to the greatest. The 6Ccial gatherings are held on New Year's Eve. The Ixdls. of the city ring in the new year, fol lowed by a burst of congratulation from all present, with the greeting' Prosit, Neu Jaur. Christmas morning in Norway sees the roads crowded with sledges. A simple service in the churches is fol lowed by an early dinner given to rel atives and friends previously invited. Tea is served at seven o'clock, after which strolling pantomimic performers, are admitted. These are rewarded by sweet-meats and a little money. Tho J -suites THE GERM A5-a 8TOM. men smoke while the women talk; finally the sledges carry the guests home over the snow it the bright moonlight. In England the theaters are turned into pleasure grounds for the children. The nursery rhymes and the popular fairy tales are acted, amidst unre strained applause from a highly appre ciative audience. The elders are also entertained by witty jokes and touches1 on the politics and leading topics of the day. Children are the principal actors in these pantomimes and are often the bread winners at a seasoo when work is so scarce in England. Christmas is no longer looked upon as a time of riot and carousal. It i now universally recognized as the feast of all children because of the Holy Child. In our own country gift giving is no doubt the prominent feature. Many regret the custom, saying that it engenders hypocrisy and selfishness. Our lives, they think, would be more spontaneously generous if no day was set apart for gift giving. Let us there fore look to it lest we lose the spirit of Christmas, of which the gift is the mere expression for: "Peace on earth End good will towards men." It tVaa Remarkably Strange. The Somerville Journal has a story of little Dorothy, six years old, who, like all other children, is a bom egotist. She went out for a horse-car ride with her aunt. She had her new purse with her and was very desirous to pay her own fare, but her aunt said no. "You are my guest;". she explained; to Dorothy, "and so I must pay your fare; but you may take the ten cents and hand it to the conductor, if you like." So Dorothy took the dime, and when the conductor came along she handed it to him in the most dignified manner, lie gave her a quick look, and esti mating that she was under the five year limit he rang in only one fare, and handed back a five-cent piece, which Dorothy took without a word. "Wasn't it strange?" she asked, af ter 6he got home. "The conductor took my fare, but he didn't charge. Aunt Alice any fare at all." SPIDER SHOWERS. They Have Iteen Observed by Darwin and Other Naturalists. Showers of mud. worms, frogs and rain of various colors have all hap pened, but spider showers are worthy of mention, and may be regarded as the most beautiful thing in strange -showers. The spiders are gossamers, and; White, in his "Natural History of Sel borne," describes the showers that he saw, one of which continued a whole day. The gossamers descended from a. surprising height, for when one man climbed to the top of a hill near by, three hundred feet high, he found that the spiders were dropping from a re gion in the atmosphere that was still beyond his gaze. Darwin, another observer of spider showers, describes one which he saw. in 1SS2, when on board the Beagle, T.' the mouth of the La Plata river, rvuen the vessel was some sixty miles from land, and he seems to have been tha first to notice that each parachute of gossamer carried a spider aeronaut, for he not only observed them arrive on board the ship, but he also saw them reproduce a new parachute, and on this frail bark launch forth again "on the bosom of the palpitating air. These gossamer showers are great mysteries, and, once seen, cannot very readily be forgotton, for the air on these occasions becomes literally crowded with the tiny parachutes men tioned, which are composed of a few threads of almost invisible gossamer, with a small but lively spider attached. It Rained Lemon Drops. Little Edgar, aged three, who hap pened to be very fond of lemon-dropa, was out on the porch one day when & sudden and violent hailstorm came up. "Oh! oh!" the boy screamed with day light, "it's yaining tandyl" Slanc Snpprensera. a "Is Miss Fosdick still president of your Society for the Suppression of Slang, Miss Skidds?" "No; she got too fresh and we turned her down." Retailer and Job ber.