SECRETARY PROCTOR. THE OLD ROMAN. jftynopala of Ilia Annual Report of th .forking of tlm War ieprtnent Iur C til Vcr. Washington, Nov. 17. Secretary of far I 'roc tor ban submitted bissocond an ual report to tho President showing the ntlition and n fed of the department, thilo admitting that tho (iovemment little to fear from invasion tho Sec retary say no great civilized nation Jin morn just canso to look well to tho ondition of its roast defense.. Under bo fortilli'ation act of last session posi ions for forty--ight mortars in three roup of sixteen eacli and for three of 11 o new long-rang punn will Lo prc ired in New York harbor; for one roup of mortars and one gun in lloston larbor, ami for one group of mortars .ml two guns at San Francisco. He trust thut a fixi-d policy may bj a'loptcl 9 the liny of u rc:iHnalili- yearly appropriation r the i-ornpl-.-tion f the wurk on which tho Nation N tint 'i.it rntt-rim?. With .such a llry manufacturers couM n:ifrly put in the jTes'-ary plant ami he utile to furnish "niitcriiil at a chiiirr r:it!. With annual appropriation of I H,QjO,OiO t. '),ui.om -only a little more than that of tho e-41-nt year th construction unU emplacu i nt of inn.-t an:l mortars, works of torp."Jo efrnse, for the whole coast can 1.? carrlvii on, tntl in ten years our principal harbors anj tics rcmlercU casonably secure. .The Secretary calls attention to tho d visibility of tho three-battalion urination for infantry which already revails in tho other arms of the service. ' Tho number of desertions from tho Army for the twelve months ended Sep 'oi:iler no were 2.0SU, as against 2,7."1 for tho samn peiiod last year, a decrcaso f 21" per cent. This result is duo to Ilea C Thurman Illarhlr Honored on th Ocratiou of the Celebration of III! 77th Ilirthdity Hun Ircd Tender Their Congratulations A Ilanquet at Which thrVeneralleHtateaman Announces Ilia .Retirement from Politic. Columbus, O., Nov.- 14. Thursday was Thurman day in Ohio and Demo cratic politicians from more than half the States of the Union journied to Columbus to pay their respects to that Nestorof Democracy, Allen (. Thurman, on the occasion of his 77th birthday. The eyes of tho country were on Colum bus and its central figure, tho Old Ro man, whoso rugjjed honesty has likened him to those patriots of old who placed the public welfare above considerations of self. To no retired statesman of recent times has come such a flood of universal good will and loving sentiment. The list of distinguished visitors and those who have procured Beats at the banquet tablo is not com posed exclusively of Democrats. There are many Republicans hero from Ohio nd elsewhere who come, no; as par tisans but as citizens, to show their ap preciation of tho public service ren dered by Judge Thurman. The most notable arrival was that of ox-President (Jrover Cleveland, who camo i bursday morning, lho ex-l'res- vas accompanied by his former A DOCTOR'S CONFESSION. ident uch improvements 'in tho service as r,',,J "af could be accomplished under existing jT'A. x$-v&'m legislation. fif J&A l''no number of oflicers now awaiting &?' retirement is about sixty. These men jS f re tr "ormtng no service whatever jut reccivM full pay, while junior ofli ;ers doing taeir duties for them are un !ustly deprived of both the pay and the ank which tho i.aw intends to attach to tho positions they are filling. The in congruity of tho present law is illus trated by the fact that where an officer is disabled in the linn of duty instead of opening tho way for the promotion of juniors it may and often does actual ly retard it. In order to obtain exact information concerning Alaska tho Secretary has approved the organization of a sys tematic survey of that Territory and he recommends an appropriation by Con gress for that purpose, i The expenditures under Secretary Proctor's direction for the year ended AI.I.EX O. THTJRMAX. i' June :;0 were: Salaries, etc, Sl.tf-JO.TOO; t military establishment, 523, 9J 1,30"; U public works, $15,3S2,7S5; miscellane V. us objects, 0.072,900; total, $47,357,- 750. The total appropriations for the jrjrrn ii'u uuno .o. isji, aro co, '.!'.', , The total estimates for the next scadl year ending Juno 30, 1S92, are -13,- A'rllW SENATOR. V . Joaapli Itl. Carey (Kep.) elected to i:r-p- resent Wyoming In the I'ppcr House of Concre. CiiEvrxXK, Wyo., Nov. 17. Ex-Del- J egato Joseph M.Carey, who practically I went before tho people for the place at pine eptemoer election, was chosen a i United States Senator by tho Logis- 'laturo Saturday by a viva voce vote. All the Republicans present, number- ing thirty-nine, pronounced Carey's name when called upon to vote. The I .even Democrats declared for George iV. IJaxter. who was defeated for the !overnor.ship by F. E. Warren, ienator-elect Carey is a stalwart Re mblican. He studied law in New York fnd I'ennsylvania, was admitted to the ' Philadelphia bar in 1S07, carae to Wyo- fiing and has been here ever since, lo sat on the Supremo Uench. was 'throe times mayor of Cheyenne anl three times Representative in Congress, l-?ing elected once without opposition. tie is implicity trusted by tho people 'ind earned the Senatorship by getting ( ihe Statehood bill through Congress, pis colleague will be chosen this vwcek. It will likely be Governor Warren, though John W. Iloyt and M. C. Drown are both gaining strength. 0 ; t .An Illinois Frmer with a Imputation for ' Desperate Ie;ds Kills Ilia Wife and ' Himself. 1 1 C.txrox, 111., Nov. 17. The most hor lble tragedy in the annals of Fulton i Jbunty was enacted Sunday morning at .tiea. ten miles southeast of Canton. Philip T. Smith, a farmer, aged 60, had or some time teen jealous of his wife, iged 50 years. Mrs. Smith had been ibse-nt from home attending a sick lagh ter-in-law. On her return Sunday Doming Smith at once bezan a Wuarrel, and, throwing her to the floor, verely choked her. Mrs. Smith got '.rway from him and ran into the yard. Iroith seized a Winchester riCe and olio wed her, firing four shots into ler body. When she fell Smith went ack into the house, exchanged the ifle for a revolver and returned to the ide of his wife's body. Ascertaining bat she was dead he laid down by her "ide, placed the muzzle of tho revolver b his mouth and blew out his brains, aith was known as a desperate char- )'-r for years, no less than four men ving been killed by him. I Work of Incendiaries. Iodix. I1L, Nov. 17. A $25,000 fire iited this place Sunday morning and Jtroyed the mammoth hay-barn of A. ' Woodward and Cox and the adjacent filings of W. B. Morrison, Miss Jane .kin and James Peart. It is sup "i to be the work of incendiaries. AN AWFUL DEED. private secretary, Daniel Lamont. Mr. Cleveland was accorded a splendid re ception upon his arrival. A largo crowd of people enthusiastically cheered him as he stepped from tho train. He was driven to the Governor's residence, where breakfast was sorved. The pub lie reception to ex-Prosident Cleveland, announced to take place in the Gov ernor's oOlco from 11 a. m. to 1 p. m was taken advantage of by thousands of people. At the conclusion of the reception at the capital the ex-l'resident drove to tho 'residence of Judge Thurman and congratulated him on the anniversary of bis 7tth birthday. At the banquet hall tho decorations, perfected under the artistic hands of qualified workmen, wero a marvel of imposing beauty. It was just 8:15 when ex-l'resident Cleveland and Judge Thurman entered the room. They were arm in arm, the President support ing uis venerable companion, who, fur ther assisted by a cane, walked slowly up the halL A' mighty cheer went up Irom a thousand throats as "the audience caught sight of the two distinguished guests or tho evening. Simultaneously every man arose from his seat and waved the traditional red bandanna handkerchief in honor of the Old Ro man. With di?nitv. vet smilintrlv. Mr. Thurman bowed to his 1,000 frantic ad mirers, and Grover Cleveland did like wise, as cheers for tho ex-President rent the air. At the conclusion of the banquet Mr. John J. Lentz, chairman of the Thur man Club, rapped the vast assemblage to order and delivered the address of welcome. He was followed by Joseph Ji. uuthwaite, the toastmaster of tho evening. simultaneously 1.000 people rose to their feet as the toastmaster concluded his remarks with the words: "To the health, long life and continued happi ness of our guest Applause. The ap plause which had greeted the toast was renewed as the "Old Roman" rose to respond. It swelled from applause to cheers, from a mild acclaim to a deafening roar, and 1,000 bandana handkerchiefs were waved frantically in the air. It was five minutes before the cheering which greeted the toast subsided suffi ciently to enable Judge Thurman to re spond. Tho inspiration of the occasion caused his massive frame to regain all its old-time vigor. Mr. Thurman spoke feelingly, ex pressing gratitude for the demonstra tion made in his honor. In conclusion, referring to the fact that his name had been mentioned as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency in 1S02, he said: ' Let me say to you. In a'.l sincerity and with out the least mental reservation, that I am not nor shall I ever again be a candidate for office.' 1 have been sufficiently honored by my party and neither ask nor desire any further honor than continued friendship and good wiU." Ex-President Cleveland was heartily cheered on responding to the toast "Cit izenship in America." Don M. Dickinson responded to "The Democracy of the Future;" William T. Wilson to "The House of Representa tives;" Judge R. A. Harrison to "The Early Ohio Bar;" Thomas Ewing to "The Democratic Party in Relation to Future Public Economy;" ex-Senator McDonald to "The Senate;" W. C P. Breckinridge to Democracy In Amer ica," and Congressman Springer to "The Press." At 2:10 a. m. the banquet closed amid the greatest of good cheer, the band playing the "Star Span;l4 Banner, lie Doesn't Tako Much Medicine and Ad s-iaes the Iteporter Not To. 'Humbug f Of course it is. The so-called science, of medicine is a humbug and has been from tho time of Hippocrates to the present. Why tho biggest crank in the In dian tribes is tho medicine man." "Very frank was tho admission, especially so when it came from one of tho biggest young physicians of tha city, one whose practice is among the thousands, though he has been graduated but a few years," says the Buffalo Courier. "Very cozy was his office too, with its cheerful grate fire, Its Queen Anne furniture, and its many lounges and easy-chairs, lie stirred tho lire lazily, lighted a fresh cigar, and went on." "Tako tho prescriptions laid down in the books and what do you find? Poisons mainly, and nauseating stuffs that would make a healthy man an invalid. Why In the world science should go to poisons for its remedies I cannot tell, nor can I find any one who can." "How does a doctor know the effect of his medicine?" ho asked. "He calls, prescribes, and goes away. The only way to judge would be to' stand over tho bed and watch tho patient. This cannot bo done. So, really, 1 don't know how he is to tell what good or hurt ho does. Sometime ago, you remember, tho Boston Globe sent out a re porter with a stated set of symptoms. He went to eleven prominent physicians and brought back eleven different prescriptions. This just shows how much science there is in medicine." There are local diseases of various char acters for which nature provides positive remedies. They may not bo included in tho regular physician's list, perhaps, because of their simplicity, but the evidence of their curative power is beyond dispute. -Kidney disease is cured by Warner's Safe Cure, a strictly herbal remedy. Thousands of per sons, every year, write as does II. J. Gardi ner, of Pontiac, R. I., August 7, 1S90: "A few years ao I suffered more than probably ever will be known outside of my self, with kidney and liver complaint. It is tho old story I visited doctor after doctor, but to no avail. I was at Newport, and I)r, Blackman recommended Warner's Safe Cure. 1 commenced the use of it, and found relief immediately. Altogether I took three bottles, and I truthfully state that it cured me." 0e nhotoGTarjher invited another photo grapher to lunch with him, but neglected to order any thiujr to drink, until his friend asked him if he worked the ,ldry plate-- altogether. Texas Sittings. Trades and Occupations. The Youth's Companion for 1S91 will srive an instructive and helpful Series of Papers, each of which describes tho character of some leading Trade for Boys or Occupation lor Girls, i hey give information as to the Apprenticeship required to learn each, the V ages to be expected, tho Qualities needed in order to enter, and the prospects of Suc cess, lo JNew Subscribers who send fl. at once the paper will be sent free to Jan. 1 1891, and for a full year from that dale. Ad dress. Tue i. ocTn s Companion, Boston, Mass, "I want a hard-boiled egg, waiter. Boil it, sa.v, four minutes. And hurry up, too' added the traveler; "my train goes in two minutes." Harper's uazar. TnE voune man who forced his wavto me iront is now in ine penitentiary. sh. x. leuger. THE MARKETS. LIVE STOCK Cattle . . Sitep Ho'.'s FLOITK Fair to fancv. Minnesota Patents.. WHEAT Xo. a Ked No. 3 Ked COKN-No. Ungriided Mixed OATS Mixed Western. K K -Western. New York. Nov. 17. tl 25 (it 4 5 4 00 & H HO 3 40 6s 4 3 0 4 15 ( 5 35 5 15 Kit 6 W 1 00 1 0J Stt'iG fc'4 f7 56? 45 C 50 7; da XO 6 aru?i 6 so A) (it US'. I'OKK-Mess 1125 6tA2 fi: j.-Mtii evtoru Ste-im liUTTEK Western Creainerv. CHICAGO. BEEVES-Shipphig Steers.... i fWS B StocUer.- , Feeders llutchers' Steers 93 00 1 25 2 10 3 S0 (-0 Hulls i m 5 SO Co. 3 75 8 60 (, 3 1) at. 3 (it 3 5 4 05 (i 5 25 a as 21 5 4 HOUS Live 3 .V, SHEET 3 1KI BUTTE It Creamery- 13 Go. ;d to Choice Dairv 15 EGGS Fresh 21 JiKOOM COKN Hurl 3 Seli"- orkinjj 3 CrorUeu 1'..rt 2'i POTATOBS. tpt-r bu.) fo (Tr. 1'UKJ.- .Me.-. 9 25 fr 9 37;4 LAKI1 Stenni f, 00 m 6 IC) FLOUIl Spring Patents a 0 i 5 50 mter Patents 4 90 5 25 Bakers 3 40 (, 4 00 Strni -his 4 50 fih 4 73 GRAIN When', No. 2 8y (TA Wi'-i Corn. No. 3 4Jij( Oats. N.). 3 40'4rti 40 live. Xn. 2 r5 cl w"i Barley. No. 2 November 78 80 LUJlliKU- Su.in-.' 19 00 Fi;xn;i 32 0( nmmu.-i Boards 1.: 00 FoneI:.p n 50 Latu Dry 2 50 Shingles 2 00 ST. LOUIS. CATTLE Steers f 3 90 fttockers and Foedt-rs in nous-Fair 10 Choice Heaw.. 3 SO Mixed Grades s so SHEEP 4 00 OMAHA. CATTLE Prime g 3 00 ncy 4 45 1 air to Good 2 80 -J1 00 ft,:;4 00 3 13 50 (Tttla 50 & 2 CO Oi 2 eo 5 00 Cf. 3 l t a 3 to Oi 3 h0 Ot, a 15 4 55 & 4 SW fc. 4 OO i5ot a Local Disease Because catarrh affects Tour tipjl it. 4a ri therefore a local disease. If It did not exist In your blood, it could not manifest itself In -rnnr nn T.ie blood now in your brain is before you finish resuiuK lun anicie, Dsci in your Heart again and soon distributed to your lirer. stomach, kirinom and so on. WhateTer impurities the blood does not carry away, cause what we call diseases. There, fore when you bare catarrh of the head, a snuff or other inhalant can at most gire only temporary re. -i"" umj way m eueci a cure la to attack the disease In the blood, by taking a constitutional remedy like Hood's Sarsapartlla, which eliminates all impurities and thus permanently cures catarrh. The success of Hood s Sarsapartlla as a remedy for catarrh Is Touched for by many people It has cured. Hood's Saroaparilla Sold by an druggists, fl; six for IS. Prepared only by C. I- HOOD CO., Apothecstrlea, Lowell. Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar The California Limited. The limited express for Ban Francisco. Los Anjrelcs and Han Diego, leavos Dearborn Ktation everyday and runs via the Atchi son, 1 oteKa and tsanta Ko Kailroad. Doth palace uud tourist sleepln' cars run throueh from hicago without change, and as the fania re is the only lino giving this accom modation for all California points, it is en joying a large patronage from jcrsonsgo mir to tho Pacific Coast. It is certainly es tablished as tho preferred routo. "Yoc're always full of news," said tho letter to tho box. "I'm glad you've dropped in," replied the box. "I'll keep you posted." Ann any of tho new-fangled washing com Hjund.s a.s good as tho old-fashioned soapf Uobliins' Electric Soao has been sold every day for 24 ymr, and is now just as good as ever. Ask your grocer lor it and tako no other. The man who can write love letters with out making an ass of himself has kept the matter very quiet. Ham's Uorn. A Soke Thikiat or Cove. n, if suffered to progress, often results in an i icurablo throat or lung trouble. "7iroiy' UroncliM 7'rurhes" givu instant relief. The hen i3 useful as an article of food, as a destroyer of insects, as a layer of eggs, ft BCtter-y. Washington Post. TnosE who wish to practice economy should buy Carter s Llttlo Liver Pills. Forty pills in a vial ; only ouo pill a dose. Sigxs of autumn "Ovster stews:" "Ilot Frankfurts;" "lloasted Chestnuts." Bos ton Herald. Rl'wake of the under-tow when you see a blonde younjj wouiau in a black wig. Texas Sif tings. The Public Awards tho Palm to Hale's Honey of Uorehoimd and Tar for coughs. Pike's Toothach-J Drops euro in one minute. When Chicago is asked how she is feeling nowadays she answers: "Fairish, thanks." A' Ojx'im in Piso's Cure for Consumption. Cures where other remedies fail. "5c. TnE gas-motor must make both ends mete our gas bills run up so rapidly. Puck. on THE GOVERNOR CF MARYLAND IT IS EXECUTIVE CHAMBER. JlniuipoIiSi "Wc?., Jan. 6, 90. '"J" have often used, ST. SjtCOISS OIL,, anil find it a good, Itiniment." ELIHU E. JACKSON, Gov. of Md. THE BEST. OICIS ETJOYS Both the method nnd results when Syrup of FiS 13 taken ; it 13 pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta gentlyyet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Ilowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, licad cches and fevers and cures Labitual constipation. Syrup of Figs in tho only remedy of it3 kind ever pro duced, pleasing to tho tasto and ac ceptable to tho Ftomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial m it3 eflects, prepared only from the most healthy and acrrceablo substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to ell and have mado ' it the most popular remedy known. Fyrup of Fig3 is fur enlo in 50c and 81 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. LOUtSVILLE. Kf. HEW YORK. N.V. EE GRATEFUL COMFORTING. 30' V9 W BREAKFAST. "By athoroneh knotrlpilno of tho rnturnl laws r-hlrn govern trio opnratloiis of digestion sua nu trition, nnd hy a curpfiil arinllrauun of tlie flni properties fit well-srlctcd Cocoa. Mr. EpiS IihS provided onr br-nlt fat tables with a di-hcatel jr flavoured lievcrnue which may oave tis many heavy doctors' bills. It is by th Jinlioious uo of ku:I articles of diet that a constitution may boctadual ly built up until strong enough t- resist every ten dency to disease. HundredBof mihtle maladies aro floating aro:nd us ready to attack wherever thera is a weak point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping ourselv a well f ortitied with pure blood and s properly nourished frame." '' Civil IStrvict Uazette." 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