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If a woman dresses with taste she ought to look good enough to eat. :o: The only job less pleasant than paying for dead horses is paying the piper. : o: School teaching is a highly profit able profession if you understand its possibilities. :o: That submarine expedition to the North Pole may discover the bottom of the depression. :o: Chancellor Snowden. of the British exchequer, says the nation's budget faces a large deficit. :o: Only a political architect of first magnitude could have designed the Hoover-Morrow ticket for 19U2. :o: Another sign of returning prosper ity: This year's mosquitoes are big ger and better than ever before. :o: Instead of making Jimmy Walker an ex-Mayor they gave him exoner ation and restored his exuberance. :o: You can always tell a woman who is past 30. She can pose for a kodak picture without showing her teeth. :o: Finland has increased the alco holic content of beer. You can't beat those northern races for good taste. :o: Another way of expressing it is do unto gossipers as you would if you were the subject and they didn't know you. :o: The credit man is a business estab lishment is the chap who tells the firm it can't afford to sell to the man who can't afford to buy. :o: Members of the British House of Commons have been denied free: matches. Now you know what the certain ex-Mayor of Chicago burning issue is before the House. ! probably considers it a personal com- :o: jpliment that, as soon as he retired Sunday. May 10th, will be observ-from 0fnce, King George felt much ed as Mother's Day throughout the better. nation. It will be nice to wear a flow- j :n: er In your buttonhole in honor of Poker games are virtually un Mother. known in Hopkins, the Journal states, :o: jbecause men just can't keep up with The British government has stop-j a motor car and a poker game at the ned giving free matches to members of the House of Commons. Starting its economy move from scratch, ap parently. : o : There's not much pleasure, we ad mit, in listening to an anvil chorus but there's this consolation when folks knock it means they can's ig nore us! :o: Illinois I Announcement that the Central has been forced to reduce its annual dividend basis from $7 to $4 per share is not good news for sev eral thousand stockholders of that corporation. :o: Building contracts in the United States awarded during the month of March totaled $370,000,000, as com pared with $235,000,000 for Febru ary. Give all the credit to Hoover. He needs all the credit he can get these days. DUKES Registered Percheron Stallion The Ira Parker horse, of Cedar Creek will make the season of 1931 at my place one and a half miles east of Mordock. Terms, $10 Care will be taken to pre vent accidents, but will not be desponsible should any occur. L. A. Bornetneier Sympathy for a man after he's down is a twin brother to mockery. : o : The supply of coal in the United States amounts to more than 3 tril lion tons. :o: The incinerator was built at Camp Washington, but most of the time it's in the Courts. :o: Makinf not such a fool out of yourself is a serious mistake if you realize who did it. . Q There must be a little something wrong in a land that has plenty of everything except prisons. :o: In driving about this summer you'll notice that the weenie stands, as usual, will be hot on your trail. :o: If you are tired of existence, just keep on making ieft-hand turns from the extreme right of the roadway. : o: Ham Fish wants to send Butler down to Nicaragua. Why, man. Smedley could even insult Sandino! :o: King Carol of Rumania probably ! scenes of government which often in is quite sincere in assuring his sub- vade the states that accomplish noth jects that he does not contemplate a ing. Mr. Borah is himself an ardent dictatorship. -:o:- "Are writers human beings?" asks J. B. Priestley in The Bookman. Do your own grading old chap and the rest of us will speak for ourselves. :o: Thirty babies are born per hour in New York. There is a fascin ation about the big city which seems to attract our younger generation. :o: Hip pockets in men's summer suits are much larger than formerly, some of them being full quart size. Just another sign of returning prosperity. : o : isame time :o: High wages are the secret of pros- j perity, according to Secretary La mont of the department of commerce, i Not much consolation for the man . minus a job. :o: A1 SmiOi invito! Horhpvt Hm.ver to help dedicate the Empire Build ing, out you u:un t near 01 Mr. Hoo- i ver askinS Mr. Smith to help accept the Presidency. :o: Too bad the doctor cannot restore vitality to the human body like a mechanic puts life in the old auto mobile by grinding the valves and taking out the carbon. : o : While saldiers of the Portuguese Government are putting down rebel lion on the island of Madiera, the people back home are about to put down the government. :o: Birmingham gangsters dynamited a barber shop the other day. T!iere are still a few barbers who de. jrve treatment almost as rough as that accorded to customers. :o: A New York woman is suing her husband for divorce because of his habit of pretending to oe dead. T. at s I , how a man gets sometimes who p. ays i dummy at bridge too long. :o: The king of Siam went back age ,nae repeaieuiy snown. it is war. past to congratulate the beautiful Lilynd future, which is mainly respon Pnss after her opera performance, jsible for keeping government ex There's not so much wrong with His !PP"ses high. Payments for past wars Majesty's eyesight as we thought. :o: Governor Roosevelt's action in dis- missing the charges preferred against Mayor Jimmy Walker by Raboi Stephen Wise and Rev. John Holmes might be interpreted as a notice to in both houses, voted and Mr. Hoover those worthy clergymen to stick toi approved $30,000,000 for the mod their pulpits and leave municipal ernization of three old battleships. politics severely alone. :o: Jack Dempsey is in Reno to get a divorce from Estelle Taylor, and hisjreaus and examine them for fruits. former manager. Jack Kearns, is be ing held in contempt of court for failing to pay $500 per month ali mony. In spite of their quarrels, it looks like these two Jacks were able to get along with each other better than they could with anybody else. MR. BORAH AND THE BUREAUS Answering Mr. Hoover's demand for reduced congressional appropria- jtions to prevent higher taxes, Sen jator Borah says it is the fixed cost icf our many Federal bureaus and not ithe appropriations of Congress that i makes government so expensive, j The Idaho Senator points out that iin the last 10 years Congress has cut j budget estimates by $414, 000, Ou, ! whereas Federal appropriations have grown from $ 1,098.000, C02 in 1914 ilo $4,821,374,000 in 1931. All lis, 7 1 , . , ...... . j . i. i . - A . .. iic: says, uesjme iiif siuceie enoii 10 cut down expenditures," made by Mr. Coolidge. It is a system, and an im mensely cumulative one. There is a degree in which it is unavoidable. Few of u. would care to assert that the Government ought not to exercise supervision of transportation, as the Interstate Commerce Commission does; or continue vigilant in defense of public health, as the Bureau of Animal Industry is now doing in St. Louis in its insistence that meats should be inspected; or join with the states in the building of roads; or administer the public lands and parks; or that the Government should not defend agriculture against invad ing insects, protect the fisheries and the seal herds, and do a thousand and one things that are for the benefit of the country. That popular indig- ; nation which Mr. Borah forsees will rise against a great Federal bureau cracy will not, in our opinion, rise against the beneficient works of the Government, which not only supple ment the work of the states but of tentimes supply their omissions. The true case, and the one against which the people are already rising, is against those unnecessary excre- suppoiter of the most flagrant of these, the prohibition bureau. The prohibition bureau is a heavy contri butor to these excessive costs which he ascribes to executive departments. According to estimates by the House Appropriations Committee, the ex- penses of government attributable to prohibition enforcement are about $40,000,000 annually. This includes over $11,000,000 appropriated to Di rector Woodcock's organization in the Department of Justice. It includes one-half the cost of the Coast Guard, the total cost of which is about $32, 000,000 a year. The balance is made up of additional expenses which pro hibition has laid upon customs ser vice, district attorneys' offices and Federal courts throughout the coun try, and expenses imposed upon Fed eral penitentiaries. The estimate of $40,000,000 does not take account of the great loss to the Government in taxes on spirits, which Is over half a billion a year. The Farm Board falls in the same category. So. too. at least to a de gree, does the Wickersham commis sion. We have never meant to dis parage all the works of the Wicker sham commission, but we do feel that the money spent upon its prohibition t . t .. ; ...... Vi ilu1u"J nnn uu. u ! troublesome issue to it was sheer po- jlitical artifice the insincerity of which was proved by the report. The unpolitical and therefore valuable work of the commission, most of which is still to be reported, is some thing else. As to the Farm Board and its $500,000,000 revolving fund, the best that can be said of it is that it has been a losing gamble. Gambling is expensive for either in dividuals or governments. There is a vast difference in bureaus, and we must distinguish between those that are in their nature political, and therefore useless, and those that are utilitarian and sometimes scientific, a necessary corollary of government for the benefit of the governed. It is true, as Senator Borah says, that Congress often whittles down budget estimates; but it is also true, as Congressman Wood, chairman of the House Appropriations Committee, & 7 calling upon the executive depart- , 1 I raeuu ior new expenuitures, notaoiy Jin the field of war pensions. As we and preparation for future war take nearly 70 cents of every dollar paid to the Government by the taxpayer, Apropos this vital fact, to which Mr. Hoover has often called attention, the last Congress, by large majorities Nevertheless, our bureaucracy needs pruning. We suggest that the next Congress list all the Federal bu- It will not take long to discover that we are spreading an immense amount of money to no purpose at all. We do not need a popular uprising for that. It i3 a field in which Congress itself can very effectively rise. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. THE CABBAGE LIFE An eminent physician accounts for John U. Rockefeller's longevity with the explanation that the greatest oil man of all time "lives like a cab bage." Lest the comparison be mis understood, the eminent physician hastens to say that the cabbage is a model of temperance, eating and drinking only when the spirit moves ;it and only in such quantities as de- sired. Never, it seems, doe3 the cab bage unwisely indulge its appetite. Again, it never worries. And that, we are informed, is the Rockefeller regimen. One may wonder, though, just how the eminent physician so completely won the confidence of the cabbage as to possess himself of its innermost secrets. To the layman, anyhow, the cabbage seems as unsusceptible to flattery or cajolery as any member of the vegetable kingdom. Once the Sheraton contour of its youth is gone, it takes on a grossness that suggests gluttony and guzzling instead of re straint. Temperamentally it appears placid, yes, stolid, but who knows what humiliations it suffers at the hands of its associates the high and mighty bean, for example, or the su perior tomato, or the insufferably snobbish lettuce? It weie as fair, and certainly a more generous, guess that the life of the cabbage is one of pro found despair rather than bland self sufficiency. A happier vegetable simile for Mr. Rockefeller would be. we should say, the naive and guileless onion that outsmarts them all. A TRIBUTE TO BOY HOOD AND GIRLHOOD The President has many highly interesting experiences along with his heavy responsibilities and exact ing duties, but not many of them, we fancy, have been more touching than his interview with Bryan Un tiedt. It was a gracious thing on the part of Mr. Hoover to invite the young hero to the White House, but the invitation and the entertainment of the boy were more than personal; they were a tribute to boyhood, the kind of rec0gnition President Hoover never misses an opportunity to pay. It was made more symbolic by the attitude of the boy himself. This boy was presented in a little news talky in Kansas City this week. His man ner was serious, composed and frank. He said he appreciated the honor the President had shown him. but he in sisted that others in the bus party were as active as he in meeting the tragic situation. His modesty denot ed that he represented them. too. in accepting the invitation. And so he did; not only them, but heroic boy hood and girlhood everywhere. :o: Miss Louise Astor Yan Alen, whose name sounds like a lot of money, and whose home is given as New York, Palm Beach, and New port, is going to marry Prince Alexis Mdivini. whoever he is. No doubt the bride-elect is well aware of the fact that divorces can be more quick ly obtained now than formerly. .o: One of the pathetic sights one oc casionally encounters these days while driving through the country side is a farmer trying to plant a crop on a hillside scarred and seam ed with ditches and gullies evidence of his ignorance or lack of energy. If baby has COLIC A CRY io the night. Cofie! No cause for alarm if Gastoria is handy. This pure vegetable preparation brings quick comfort, and can never harm. It is the sensible thing when children ace ailing. Whether it s the stomach, or the tittle bowels: colic or constipation; or diarrhea. When tiny tongues are coated, or the breath is bad. Whenever there's need of gentle regulation. Chil dren love the taste of Castoria, and its pfldo makes it safe for frequent use . And a more liberal dose of Castoria is always better for gnawing children than strong mffficme meant only for adult use. KC FOR OVER 0 Guaranteed pure and efficient. USE less than of high priced brands. 25 ounces for 25 A FUTILE CONVENTION The Chamber of Commerce of the United States, brought face to face with the most serious business de pression in our history, contents it self with the impotent reiteration of the threadbare formulas. One search es in vain throughout the long list of resolutions adopted at its conven tion in Atlantic City last week for constructive measures which will re store prosperity and insure future business stability. The chamber would reduce public expenditures. It would cut the tax on capital gains. It opposes increases in taxes on income and inheritance. It would have the Government with draw from competition with private business. Politics, not business, is to blame for the depression, declared Juiius H. Barnes, chairman of the chamber's board of directors. He would forbid United States Senators to speak disparagingly of business men. He denounced "legislative panaceas" and decried "the paralyz ing injection of government into the free play of unfettered effort." Mus cle Shoals he would sell, or even give away, in order to stop the agita tion for public operation which has so discourage private business. He would solve the farm problem by giv ing agriculture more credit, and the monopoly problem by "reconsider ing" the anti-trust laws. The whole question cf inequality of purchasing power he dismisses with the airy de nial that there is any concentration of wealth in our country. Thus the leaders of the nation's business fall back on the ancient catchwords of "private initiative" and "rugged in dividualism." the very words which were on their lips when the indus trial structure came tumbling down on their heads. Constructive ideas, to be sure, were not denied a hearing at the convention's sessions. The members heard L. D. H. Weld, director of re search of the McCann Erickson Co. of New York, propose the creation of industrial councils tor economic planning. They heard L. C. Rey nolds, comptroller of the American Yriting Paper Co., propo-ed that such groups be given a quasi-governmental status; that they be empowered to forecast consumption demancl, plan production and control sales; that they be required to control the rate of industrial expansion by so re straining the exploitation of new in ventions and the extension of indus trial operations that production will not outrun demand; that they build up reserve funds to guarantee labor income and thus maintain consumer purchasing power during periods of business depression. They heard Morris E. Leeds describe the Leeds & Northrup Co.'s employment re serves and they heard M. B. Folsom of the Eastman Kodak Co. tell how 14 concerns in Rochester, N. Y., have established similar reserve funds to cope with unemployment in that city. They listened to a description of the Procter & Gamble Co. salary guar antee and heard Edward D. Filene. Boston department store owner, plead for unemployment insurance. They received a recommendation from the Philadelphia Chamber of Commerce that the Wagner public works stabil ization plan be extended from the Federal to state and municipal gov ernments. They heard the direct, of the National Unemployment League call for the immediate inau guration of an ambitious program of public works as a means of revital izing private industry. They listened while exporters and importers de nounced the Hawley-Smoot tariff of abominations.. But they took no action. Should wages be maintained or cut? They did not say. How is unemployment to be reduced and relieved? There was no answer. Should tariffs stay up or come down? This problem. like every other vital economic issue of the day. they met with silence. The convention's futility justifies the severe criticism of American business leadership which was voiced at one of its sessions by Dr. Joseph H. Willits, professor of indsutry at ithe University of Pennsylvania. Only jlO per cent of our industrial leaders, he said, "are alive to the present (Situation; 40 per cent are shrewd men of common sense; but the re maining 50 per cent are far down the line. Such leadership will land us in another major depression with in a decade. We may again abandon politics and trust ourselves solely to business, but we shall do so only at our peril." RAIDING THE ILE DE FRANCE Great energy was displayed when the customs service got an anony mous tip the other day that the liner lie de France was conveying 1000 cases of liquor to these shores. When the vessel docked, 135 inspec tors and guards went into action. They searched it from stem to stern, without result. Not satisfied with that, they had the entire cargo piled on the pier, and swarmed over it like ants for the next three days. When the hunt was ended their persistence had been rewarded by 110 pint bot tles of liquor gathered from 900 members of the crew, a quota in no wise startling. The agents' salaries for the time spent in the elaborate wiid goose chase totaled $4000, and overtime for stevedores was $800 ad ditional. There was also a loss, im possible to calculate, arising from the delay suffered by consignees of the vessel's $200,000 cargo. The convenience of passengers and the speeding of freight across the ocean had been set at naught by a hint from an irresponsible and nameless informant. The great drama of en forcement again had descended to farce comedy. : o : PICK YOU TB.EE The United States Forest Service, we learn, is making a study of the kinds of trees that are most often struck by lightning. The intention is to advise people which trees are the safest as places of shelter during thunderstorms. If the plan is to di vide the country into sections, mak ing recommendations for each, well and good. Otherwise we register pro test. One set of recommendations for all the states, would no, doubt, give first three places to the date palm, eucalyptus and sequoia, in the order named. That would be entirely satis factory to Californians, but it would leave the rest of us without a tree to stand under. :o: Job Printing at Journal office. LEGAL NOTICE In the District Court of Cass County, Nebraska Paul H. Gillan, Plaint vs. NOTICE Alma R. Waterman et al, Defendants To the Defendants Alma R. Wat erman and Ida W. Wf.gner: You are hereby notified that on the ISth day of April, 1931, the plain tiff filed his petition in the District Court of Cass county, Nebraska, the object and purpose of which is to foreclose lien of tax sale certificate on Lots 5 and 6. in Block 10. in the City of Plattsmouth, Cass county. Nebraska, and for equitable relief. You are further required to answer said petition on or before Monday, June Sth, 1931. and failing so to do, your default will be entered and judgment taken upon plaintiff's peti tion. This notice is given pursuant to an order of this Court. PAUL, H GDLLAN, A. L. TIDD, Plaintiff. His Attorney. a27-4w NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS Sealed proposals will be received, until the fifteenth day of May, 1931, by the Board of Education of school district number thirty-one, at Cedar Creek, Nebraska, for the erection of a grade school building, to be lo cated in Cedar Creek. Nebraska, as per the plans and specifications on file with the clerk of said school board, R. N. Stivers. Plans may be had from the Archi tect, Everett S. Dodds, 5011 North 22nd street. Omaha, Nebraska, on de posit of five dollars, said deposit to be returned to the unsuccessful bid ders, on the return of the plans in good condition, with bonafide bid on the work. A certified check for five per cent of the bid must accompany the pro posal, made payable to the treasurer of school district number thirty-one, of Cedar Creek, Nebraska. In case the successful bidder fails or refuses to enter into a contract for the per formance of the work and furnish bond acceptable to the board, as re quired by law, such check shall be forfeited to the board, as liquidated damages. The bids will be received allowing general contract and heating. The board reserves the right to reject any and all bids and waive any formality. Plans are on file at the Omaha Build ers Exchange. R. M. STIVERS, i Clerk of Board. EVERETT S. DODDS. a23-3w Architect. NOTICE TO CREDITOR: The State of Nebraska, Cass coun ty, ss. In the County Court. In the matter of the estate of Alexander Jardine, deceased. To the creditors of said estate: You are hereby notified that I will Bit at me county touri room in Plattsmouth, in said county, on the 22nd day of May. A. D. 1931 and on the 28th day of August, A. D. 1931. at ten o'clock a. m., of each day, to receive and examine all claims against said estate, with a view to their adjustment and allowance. The time limited for the presentation of claims against said estate is three months from the 22nd day of May, A. D. 1931 and the time limited for payment of debts is one year from said 22nd day of May. 1931. Witness my hand and the seal of said County Court this 2 0th day of April. 1931. A. H. DUXBURY. (Seal) a27-3w County Judge. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION In the County Court of Cass coun ty, Nebraska. In the matter of the estate of Amelia Heisel. deceased. Notice of Administration. All persons interested in said es tate are hereby notified that a peti tion has been filed in said Court al leging that said deceased died leav ing no last will and testament and praying for administration upon her estate and for such other and further orders and proceedings in the prem ises as may be required by the stat utes In such cases made and provided to the end that said estate and all things pertaining thereto may be finally settled and determined, and that a hearing will be had on said petition before said Court on the 22nd day of May. A. D. 1931, and that if they fail to appear at said Court on said 22nd day of May. A. D. 1931, at ten o'clock a. m. to con test the said petition, the Court may grant the same and grant adminis tration of said estate to Anna Heisel or some other suitable person and proceed to a settlement thereof. A. H. DUXBURY. (Seal) a27-3w County Judge. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION In the County Court of Cass coun ty, Nebraska. In the matter of the estate of Oscar Keil, deceased. Notice of Administration. All persons interested in said es tate are hereby notified that a peti tion has been filed in said Court al leging that said deceased died leav ing no last will and testament and praying for administration upon his estate and for such other and fur ther orders and proceedings in the premises as may be required by the statutes in such cases made and pro vided to the end that said estate and all things pertaining thereto may be finally settled and determined, and that a hearing will be had on said petition before said Court on the 29th day of May. A. D. 1931. and that if they fail to appear at said Court on said 29th day of May. 1931. at ten o'clock a. m. to contest the said petition, the Court may grant the same and grant administration of said estate to Dorothea Keil. or some other suitable person and pro ceed to a settlement thereof. A. H. DUXBURY. (Seal) m4-3w County Judge. SHERIFF'S SALE State of Nebraska. County of C ss. By virtue of an Order of Sale la sued by C. E Ledgway, Clerk of the District Court within and for Cass county. Nebraska, and to me direct ed, I will on the 23rd day of May, A. D. 1 "9 3 1 . at 10 o'clock a. m. of said day at the south front door of the court bouse in the City of Platts mouth, in said county, sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash the following real estate, to wit: Lots Eleven (11) and Twelve (12) in Block Five (5) in Town send's Addition to the City of Plattsmouth, Cass county. Ne braska The same being levied upon and taken as the property of W. T. Craig, real name William T. Craig, et al. defendants to satisfy a judgment of said court recovered by Plattsmouth Loan and Building Association a corporation, plaintiff against said de fendants. Plattsmouth, Nebraska, April 20th, A. D. 1931. BERT REED. Sheriff Cass County, Nebraska. a23-5w NOTICE OF SALE In the matter of the estate of Maggie Pailing, deceased. , A notice is hereby given that in pursuance of an order of Hon. James T. Begley, Judge of the District Court of ("ass county, Nebraska, made on the 28th day of March, 1931. for the sale of the real estate hereinafter described, there will be sold at the Pailing Homestead adja cent to the Village of Greenwood. Nebraska, in said county, on the 23rd day of May. 1931, at 10 o'clock a. m., at public vendue to (he highest bidder for cash; 15 of the bid to be paid in cash at the time of sale and the balance of the bid to be paid on or before confirmation and deliv ery of deed, the following described real estate, to-wit: The north half of the south east quarter Section 32, Town ship 12, North, Range 9. and the northeast quarter of the south west quarter of Section 20, Township 12. North. Range 9, east of the 6th P. M.. in Cass county, Nebraska. Said sale will be open one hour. N. D. TALCOTT, Administrator of the Estate of Maggie Pailing. Deceased. a30-3w