NOtfDAY. NOYE1EHEE - 22, 1826; PIAtSMOUTB SEMI - WILOLLT JOFKBftB Che plattsmoutb journal PUBLISHED SEMI-WEEKLY AT PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA aura at Postodc. Plattsmouth. Nab. as aaeoad-elaM mail matter R. A. BATES, Publisher SUESCEIPTION PRICE $2.00 PEE YEAS IB ADVANCX IT PAYS TO BE GOOD Footballs are wearing out. -:o:- It makes some men tired to do any thing but go fishing. . :o:- Confidence is seldom lost, but it is often sadly misplaced. -:o:- Heavy gale hits the eastern states and does a great deal of damage. -:o: a. man nleases himself when he can and a woman when she must. :o:- The "Ohio" has been put into fic tion. Sort of book-Cabinet, we pre sume. :o: A man without ambition is like a pan of dough without any yeast to raise it. :o: There is a certain class of people, a large branch of the tribe of smart elecks, who hold that people who are moral, decent and law-abiding must necessarily be morons. Tney abound in such adages as "be good and you will be lonesome." They consider that all people in the United States who are in favor of abolishing liquor are fanatics and hypocrites. So they regard those who attend church as of a distinctly lower order of mentality than those who do not Some time ago a well-known maga- A good place to eo if you would en- zine published a criticism of Long- Joy yourself. j fellow, in which the critic's main :o: (reason for setting him down as a Everyone that has been there second cla6s poet was that he went to Have you attended the carnival yet? -:o: speaks of it in the highest terms. :o: Wood displaces board in the Philip pinos. :o: " Apparently, the femine of Oxford bags is Bagatelles. of fact, these to some, but -:o:- r Famous last lines: running this show, anyhow?" :o: Consider the football referee odds are 22 to 1 against him, yet he usually wins. :o: With the advent of airplanes. things are looking up in the William- son county gang war. :o: We have learned at last what is to become of the younger generations. They will grow up. :o: Scientists tell us we are losing the use of our legs. Probably they never heard of a mailman. :o: They have named a planet after Harvard. It was nowhere visible in the recent game with Princeton. :o: An armistice marks the ceeesation of hostilities, but it does 'not seem to have any marked effect on hostility. :oi If you put poison in a man and kill him, that's a crime, but if you put it in yourself and kill him, that's poor driving. :o; An '"economy luncheon" menu aglna with beef broth and ends with mince pie. There's no doubt that it Shakes both end meat. :o; A little experience with touring When you feel the need of a help ing hand you look in your pocket. :o: The charity that begins at home doesn't make many acquaintances The abroad. :o: A week from today is Thanksgiving. We all have something to feel thank ful for. :o: church. Now, as a matter people may be funny they are dead wrong. This ia a pretty bad old world and you can bring all sorts of charges against it, but the fact is that what Say who's you cal1 iSnorance is merely living iii accuruance witn loe general laws of the universe. Honesty is the best policy, although a man who is honest just because it is the best policy, is not a first class man. Yet honesty remains the best policy, none-the-less. In the long run, and on the aver age, it pays to be honest, to tell the truth, to pay your debts, to stick to one wife and to keep sober. The gentlemen and ladies who en joy kicking 'over the fence may be We should all be for home first, amusing. creatures. but they are fools. and all the time. prosperity. That's what brings :o: Now that Queen Marie has seen a row between her hosts she has really seen America. :o: A man seldom poses as a confirm ed bachelor until after some woman has confirmed him. :o: Mussolini may bear a charmed life, but the charm is one to which most of us are not susceptible. :o: The Bible was right when it spoke of the wicked as fools and identified righteousness with wisdom. Doing right is what you might call cosmic wisdom. It does not have to depend upon your reasoning faculty. It is as easy for an ignorant man as a wise man. Anybody can do it. Yet, none-the-less, doing right is the highest form of prudence. Nine-tenths of the successful busi- ! ness men of today are men of probity Iand upright character. Sometimes a rascal gets by and for Famous fiction lines: "Just let me a long term of years manages to fool know when the drill begins to hurt, 1 his fellows, but in the end he stum and I'll pull it right out." jbles. :o: j No man is wise enough to calculate Nebraska has been very fortunate the eff ect8 of hls acts He is puiiing in the storm proposition, and we can on a 6trand of the spider's web which feel thankful for that, anyhow. may have its attachment in the -:o:- After arguing with a man for half an hour, a woman invariably says: "Now, why cant you be sensible?" :o: One of the new silk stocking shades In America will enable one to under- Is "bark." It's for Charleston dancers stand why Frenchmen don't Americans touring In France. :o: love : ana nas shins. some obscure reference to The early bird may get the worm. -:o:- planet Mars. But even the Ignorant man knows enough to do right, and jhe knows that by doing right he Is following the cosmic wisdom and not his own. The chances are ninety- nine in a hundred that he will suc ceed. This is not an immoral world. It Is not a world whose laws are ma- . XT I I ' aw Years r Baking Powder Guaranteed Pure Use KC for finer texture and larger volume in your bakings Millions of pounds used by our Government AN OCCASION FOR HOPE In the outcome of recent elections in the various states there is justifi cation for the hope that we may re verse the pernicious theory and prac tices of governmental omnipotence which has Dlaerued us now for a Building Up the Community Spirit Here Seoretary Davis Has Some Thoughts on This Subject Also on "Actresses." In a circular received from Oma has this morning notice they describe all territory within a radius of fifty miles as "Omaha's Retail Territory Also it glveB Cass county a popu lation or i8,uz or wnich 78.3 per cent are farmers; 1,946 farms valued at $79,739,543.00 or an average of $40,9 76.00 per farm. If you like statistics eat that. nut tne ny m tne ointment or the thorn in the hose, was for Platts mouth to be listed as Omaha's "Re tail Shoppers!" Eat that too! The candy kitchen coming into Plattsmouth will be the third busi ness to locate nere in a little over sixty days. That ain't "so bad be it?" for Plattsmouth! A good jovial retired farmer hon ored this office with a visit. He said m his whole life here he had never bought one thing away from Platts mouth and that was a Dair of sus penders. You see the ones he had on t V Trt lr a nut in TTancaa nnri Gvrt&A ianrr quarter ui a ceuLui,. me "'-was the mother of his second pair bition issue and In the utterances oi in Kansas. That's a darn'd lot bet successful candidates against the re- ter record than a big bunch of us gimentation of the citizen by Federal. city guys can offer. . . Let s move our fire department to tne larger issue oi me resiuranou l,Omaha! civil liberty and self-government under our original limited dual form! Next time that peddler with his of government. j a dolla,r P?r tooln mile calls on A. . , cno . 4. you ask him to subscribe to the In the period from 1898 to the Pres-. . or . ... ent the United States has engaged AId and hear him say ..Me! Qh no in two wars which have made the op-T don't live here." portunities for tremendous accessions of power to the Federal Government, profoundly affecting the citizen in his life, in his liberty and in his member these bova have onlv seven- When you are debating today whether you'll go up to the Carni i vai loniCDi, ana saiurutiy, jusi re- I enjoyed almost uninteruptedly for a and V t II l Li 1 J 1U11 lUUltlUUai IT UAAU property. Before 1898 our people had;ty-seven thousand, seven hundred DC cii 1 uuc v. win s uuvc nuu V. J V 4 the sea striving to make AmpripA caff fnr vrm anr mp' This immunity against governmental pow- enters a old star into about tnlrty. er, jealously guarded by tne bupreme eight thousand homes In America. Court. The great and stirring deci sions of that tribunal from the days Well, I guess I'd better go! Ask Actress Arn he'll explain! "The best way for an aging wom an to keep her youth is not to in troduce him to the other ladies!" of Marshall to the Wong Kim Ark case in 1898, had almost wholly to do with shielding the liberty of the individual against legislative and ex- OMlti-CO QCCQllttO . . ,co j 10 De reai Classical ana cuiturea omce u tiiuutrut tu . , . knao the "Boole." bogus "war power," by usurpation 80oief" used in calling swine, is de- and by constitutional process Inl-j rived from the Latin "sus," mean tiated by the government, there has mg pig. (iiign-Drows. piease note.; taken Edison hag invented a phonograph nipulated for the benefit of scound- tut the early hawk is likely to get : record mat piays 4U minutes. Ana that's a rpcnrd that nine out of ten " worm in v.uiiu a suyicmc the bird, and the early hunter the; early hawk, and so forth and so on. :o: - A Chicago woman brings suit for will want to break. :o:- 9200 against a shoe company because an 18.50 pair of shoes leaked and fuined her hose. What did she want for $8.50 a bridge? ' : :o: Chickens are like people. If they are on the east side of the road when a motor car bears down upon them power reigns, whom some people call God. Whoever He is. He is pledged What is needed to prevent war is for the success of the righteous and j an International law forbidding any if a man will do right steadily every : nation to start a war without enough day, the stars in their courses will cash on hand to pay for it. :o: fight for him. -:o: WHAT LEGS ARE FOE Speculative scientists have won- The old-fashioned woman who wor ries about dust on the parlor furni ture nas a aauenter wno reiuses 10 "- i tak the dnRt off the car ahead. , dered if we are going to lose our legs stitutionality. place a constant expansion of Federal power, ever further re- Henry Ford says: "That their ereatest advances have been - made stricting the citizen in his liberty and! by Ignoring accepted theories, and . : 1 V. 1- . n V, A.1. n lu ucu iulu iui a in his property, in contempt of his going itional immunities. Ai Supreme Court, instead of holding! back new rnnRtitntinnai immunities And the trutn." uecause fiattsmoutn nas never nad a nospitai aoesn t mean she doesn't need one! A few days last to us line Historic service as tue ago one ot our citizens met with an defender of the citizen against gov- jnjury in the Burlington shops, had ernmental power, has cast its lot with to be hauled twenty miles to Oma ha. in suffering, for hospital treat ment! There's reason enough if nothing else was ever said! every assault made upon the citizen's rights. This combination of the court ( witn tne legislative ana executive .Ro8ey Rosey, the beautiful dream, branches presents the most formid-. Butterfly on his back, he Is . a able obstacle to recovery of individ ual liberty, since every usurpation of power receives the stamp of con-i scream. (Victor Hugo.) they at once want to get over on Somhow a man is unable to get rudimentary limbs capable only of United States men who know how far Plattsmouth? the west side of the road. :o:' The lies told in the campaign by the administration about the states financial conditions are reverting back on the founders. Scandalous to say the least. :o: Oh. vea. these are nrnenemim times especially down In Missouri and Kansas where banks are closing, every day. Some in Iowa, but none In Nebraska, where the bank guar antee law exists. -:o:- or if they are Roing to become merej There are in the senate of thei I A Plattsmouth merchant inquired I the other day as to what we thought was to become the idea into his head that a girl carrying us a few steps when there the Federal Government has gone in cording to the "higher criticism" of of cities Become- the size of well, ac- wlth a dimple and a rosebud mouth is no mechanical appliance handy. can be in the intellectual class. I They have found in the Mammoth :o: JCave of Kentucky blind fishes and The extra session idea appealing to rhlind katydids, and blind crawdads democrats. It would give them an which have lived for untold genera-' opportunity, for revenge for sessions tions profitably in total darkness. As of 1919. It is said insurgents welcome they had no need of eyes, nature de- plan. :o:- A motorists tells us of a horrible dream he had the other night. Ac- prived them of useless organs. Will nature, always economical , deprive One reason for Oxford bags, and our remote human progeny of legs? j varicolored sweaters and slickers may , Do we desire our distant descend-, be that no hunter could possibly ants to have walking legs? Is so it Is mistake the wearer for a deer or a our duty to do a little walking our-j breaking down the old hamiv ousmera, ue cuiw ui iui, luiar . - , , , , ed as favorably as this city, are on tern of freedom, local responsibility th eve of Kreater development and and limited government; and who ( prosperity yet experienced. This due know, too, that unless the present. to the present tendencies of the course is halted, unless there is a larger cities to get away from traffic rnn.ni.to hniit.fa wo ,,oii congestion, congested business cen- V. V V. DUttll TTUV: . , ,V ! A. 1 1 J A ters, pronioiuve uvruuu, oiiu iu v e have , iook toward the far out-lying sub urbs, and smaller cities for relief. rabbit. -:o:- i selves that the race may keep on knowing how. j And now is a good time to begin. A San Francisco man testified that1 cording to the dream, he was unable his wife beat him with a bed shit Autumn is obviously the best walk-1 to buy any antifreeze mixture in' when he asked for food. In this case,, ing season; it is the brisk and bracing Plattsmouth and was compelled to it would seem, bed and board were time. It is the time to throw back shoulders and stretch legs and go swinging down the highway. Or, if the automobiles make the highway too perilous, to saunter along the lanes or to kick the leaves which cover the forest trails. . j Legs are for walking, primarily j empty his hip pocket flask Into the practically indentical. radiator. I -:o: Keep Trim! in Good Elimination Is Essential to Good Health. ZHE kidneys are the blood filters. If they fail to function properly e is apt to be a retention of toxic poisons in the blood. A dull, languid feeling and, sometimes, toxic back aches, headaches, and dizziness are symptoms of this condition. Further evidence of improper kidney func tion is often found in burning or canty passage of secretions. Bach year more and more people are learn ing the value of Doan'a Pills, a Stimulant diuretic in this condition. Scarcely nook or hamlet anywhere but has many enthusiastic users. Aakyour neighbor f DOAN'S StmudantDiormtietothmKidtmy Pr-Mabwa Co Mfe. Cbcm..Buglo. ZC T. Atostolos Tavallouscoulos " Pan agiotkogoulse, of Haverhill, Mass., has applied for citizenship papers. He may make a good citizen, but he will never be a headliner. -:o: A monkey in a New York zoo dis plays a particular fondness for a donkey and an elephant. Here may up in anarchy or despotism in mind particularly Senator Reed, Senator-elect Hawes, Senator Bruce of Maryland, Senator-elect Wagner of New York, as a nucleus, eminently fitted in spirit, knowledge and soli citude to undertake this pressing work of reformation, to the end that the general Government at Wash ington, limited to its proper func tions, may again merit the respect, in place of the now universal con tempt in which It is held by the be deviled citizen. St. Louis Post Dispatch. :o: Cheer up: "The man who says it can't be done it interrupted by the man who Is doing it." They are also good for swimming or skating, or kicking footballs or pro-! n... It-siiuj in i i i i i nu mcu eic kiiicu ill JulSsisSippi during the past week by "premature explosions of dynamite," according to the press dispatches. Gosh, if those ladies would work for the Chamber of Commerce like they are for the Legion, the sky would be our limit! Isn't enthusiasm the greatest thing In the world? W. G. DAVIS, Secretary. JsgpAre you a member of the Chamber of Commerce? LA&GE XfTHKBEB. DISAPPOINTED From Friday's Daily 0The members of the American Le gion and a large number of the resi- Dynamite. dents of the city were disappointed never prematurely explodes. The man 'at the carnival last evening that who touches the fuse is viding up-to-date "musical" comedies.. Jn gettln& away But ii we xorget now to waiK we be the first stage of evolution of an are going to forget how to do all the effective third political party. j other things that legs are good for :o: Let us, tnereiore, waia a little ior Now if the Iowa farmers expect the sake of our remote or ultimate -:o:- nothing more of their new repub-' posterity. lican senator than a steady and con siderable noise, we expect they will find themselves ably represented. :o: . Lies seemed to predominate in the -:o: simply late Gail Grubb, otherwise "Gloomy Gus," tne announcer ui ruuiu uiauou KFAB at Lincoln was not present as had been announced would be the case. The failure of Mr. Grubb to fill the date here was a very complete surprise to the local Legion people and the message that he was "For ways that are dark and tricks that are vain, the heathen Chinese j is peculiar." Tney have a war over there, and are enjoying it all by An Indiana man testified that a Chicago millionaire sent $5,000 to the . i a. . . . . 1 Q nnnun poii (tsiine io eieci two reai senators. IT you can get two real ones for that what would you call those that costinot to be here was not received un til 6 o'clock last evening, too late too late to correct the published an- about half a million each? :o: :o: recent election. But lies have their themselves, reaction, and now the taxpayers of Nebraska find themselves over four( A speaker says that George Ber million dollars in the hole, and the nard Shaw would find fault even with governor and state treasurer in a Heaven. We presume that G. B. S. fight, ment Isn't that a pretty predica- would find something to harp about, las it were. We've read a hundred or so Armis tice Day addresses made in various parts of the country, and they all ex pressed a hope for universal peace. That's too much to hope for. There are too many wives in the world. :o: ."J1 nouncement of his coming. Mr. Grubb had announced over the radio Wednesday that he was to be at Plattsmouth and that he was not here was the result of the decision of the owners of KFAB to attend the j first anniversary of station MMJ at ' CAav Center. TCehraslr. to which Say what you will about them, moat place thfy moto""1 jetterday after- 4. . . ' moon and which made it Impossible of the movies seem to be considerably , tn .i-.i less boresome than staying at home. here. Here Jlrelhe Improvements Review this impressive list of improve ments a notable twelve-months record of. progressive engineering: A new five-bearing crankshaft (replacing the three-bearing type). A new two-unit starting and lighting system (replacing the single-unit type). Air cleaner of improved design. Spark and throttle levers placed abOVO f the wheel for greater convenience. Rumble seat for Sport Roadster. ,j" Stylish new body lines. Rich and attractive new colors. Improved all-steel body construction. ' t Increased driving vision. Indirect dial lighting for De Luxe aod Sport types Far greater riding comfort. Impressive new smoothness and 6ilence of engine operation. Greater beauty, greater convenience and remarkable new silence and smoothness of engine operation have followed these vital betterments. Yet Dodge Brothers low prices remain un changed values certainly that no motorist can now afford to overlook! Touring Car 9 90S.99 Coupe OGO.53 Sedan 1.016.72 Special Sedan 1,070.11 (Delivered) FRANK E. VALLERY One-Half Block South of Main on Fifth Street Telephone 2S Plattsmouth, Neb. Wo Also Sell Dependable Uaed Cera Dodge- Brothers MOTOR CARS FAMILY BEUNI0N A very pleasant family gathering was held at tne borne or Mr. ana Mrs. W. H. Swindle last Sunday, the occasion being the birthday of Mrs. Swindle's grandmother, Mrs. M. E. Johnson. A splendid dinner was served at noon, the tables being dec orated by beautifdlN wall flowers. Those present vwere Mr. and Mrs. Asa Johnson and family, of Avoca; Mr. and Mrs. E. B. Taylor and fam ily of this place;' Mr. and Mrs. Ad dison Johnson and family of Omaha; Mr. and Mrs. Sam Baker, of Avoca; Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Swindle, of Weeping Water and Miss Grace Mc- Candless, of Omaha. Four generations were represent ed, being Mrs. Johnson, her daugh ter, Mrs. Taylor, her granddaughter, Mrs. Sam Baker and great-grandson, Ivan Baker, and a great-granddaughter, Margaret Baker. The day was spent in visiting and all departed in the evening wishing Mrs. Johnson many more happy birthdays. Weep ing Water Republican. FTTCS WANTED Hlhgest cash prices paid for furs of all kinds. 122 North 6th street, Plattsmouth, phone 359-W. nl8-tfw Barred Bock Cockrels. I have some excellent Barred Rock cockrels for 6ale, they all being ex cellent individuals. Call Mrs. Robert Troop, Murray phone No. 2304. Post office, Mynard. s30-tfw NOTICE OF REFEREE'S SALE In the District Court of the Coun ty of Cass, Nebraska. Ola Minota Spacht, Charles A. Spacht, John B. Kaffenbergrer, Anna Kaffenberger, Mina E. Cortright, Carl J. Cortright, Gladys E. Kaffen berger and Goldy E. Kaffenberger, Plaintiffs, vs. Norma B. Baumgart, Thyra May Baumgart, Veda Baum gart, minorB under the age of four teen years; Ed Baumgart, widower, and George A. Kaffenberger, widow er, Defendants. Notice Is hereby given that under and by virtue of the decree of the District Court of the County of Cass, Nebraska, entered In the above en titled cause on the 14 th day of August, 1926, and an order of sale entered by said Court, on the 10th day of November, 1926, the under signed, sole referee, on the 17th day of December, 1926, at 10:00 o'clock m, at the south front door of the court house In the City of Platts mouth, Cass county, Nebraska, will sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash, the following de scribed property, to-wit: The north half of the north west quarter (N NW) of Section twenty-four (24), and the southwest quarter of the southwest quarter (SW SW ) of Section thirteen (13), all in Township twelve (12), Range twelve (12), east of the 6th P. M., In the County of Cass, Ne braska, excepting one acre out of the southwest corner of' the southwest quarter of the south west quarter of said Section 13, reserved as schoolhouse site. 10 cash of the amount of the ac cepted bid payable at the time of said sale and balance upon confirma tion. Said sale will be held open one hour. Dated this 10 th day of November, A. D. 1926. ALLEN J. BEESON, Sole Referee. W. A. ROBERTSON, Attorney for Plaintiffs. nlg-gw MARRIAGE ANNOUNCED Announcement has been received of the marriage of Miss Alice Crozier of Weeping Water to Mr. Joe Fah renbacher, of Mason City, Nebraska, on Monday, November 8th, at Broken Bow. The marriage lines were read by Rev. Simms of the First Presby terian church of Broken Bow. The happy couple will make their home on the farm, six miles from Mason City, where Mr. Fahrenbacher had built a modern home for his bride. Prior to her marriage, Mrs. Fahren bacher had been a guest for several weeks at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Whitehead, of Anselmo, Nebraska, who edits the Anselmo Enterprise. Mrs. Fahrenbacher is the talented daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Crozier of this city, where she is well known and loved by the people of this community. The Republican joins in the hearty well wishes for a lone and happy life together. Weeping Water Republican. Jack for Sale Mammoth Jack, Registered, will go cheap, or might consider a trade, eee or call phone 75. D. B. Porter, Union, Nebraska. nll-4tw Everybody reads the Journal Want Ads and yonx message placed there will get results. LEGAL NOTICE SHERIFF'S SALE OF LAND In the District Court of Cass coun ty, Nebraska. Walter A. Johnson, Plaintiff vs. Charles F. Morton et al. Defendants. Notice is hereby given that under authority of an order of sale duly issued in the above entitled cause November 15, 1926, commanding me the undersigned Sheriff of Cass coun ty, Nebraska, to sell the real estate hereinafter described in satisfaction of the liens determined thereon by the decree entered in said cause Feb ruary 6, 1926, as follows: Plaintiff's first lien, f6,328. 44; the second lien of defendant Robert Willis, $2,111.87; the "third lien of defendant Bank of Union for 15,222.50. and the fourth lien of the defendant Joe Banning in the sum of I7.0S7. 89, with interest on said sums and the costs herein as In said decree provided, I will, on the 18th day of December, 1926, at 10 o'clock a. m. at the south front door of the court house in Platts mouth, in Cass county, Nebraska, of fer for sale at public vendue the fol lowing described real estate situated in Cass county, Nebraska, to-wit: The east half of the northeast quarter (E NE ) of Section nineteen (19), in Township ten (10), Range fourteen (14). and will sell the same to the highest bidder. Dated November 15, 1926. E. P. STEWART, Sheriff of Cass County, Nebraska. PITZER & TYLER, Attorneys. W-H4W-i''H i I 11 1 M JU Dr. John A. Griffin f Dentist Offlc Honrs: 9-12; 1-6. I Cumdays and rvsalat 4 try appointsusat e-ary. PHONE 119 SfseBBiehsea Building innn fin i m-m-1