A. MONDAY, AG1TST 22, 1621. PLATTSMOUTH SEMI-WEEKLY JOUEUAE PAQE FOTTX Oc plattsmouth lournal PUBLISHED SEMI-WEEKLY AT PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA Entered at Postoftlce. Plattsmouth, Neb., as second-class mall matter R. A. BATES, Publisher SUBSCRIPTION PRICE $2.00 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE The least Gov. Small can do is move out of Abe Lincoln's old town. :o: Speaking of biting the hand that feeds you, the mosquito is a shining example. :o: Japan used to have laws deciding how- its inhabitants could dress, eat and travel. A Kansas educator says hard times are filling the colleges this year. And the motor cars. -:o:- o:ne girls are born beautiful, while others have beauty thrust up on them by the society editor. :o: What this country needs is a (iuan ity production of alibis that will bring them within reach of all. -o:o- Our idea of conspituouuess at a swimming pxl would be for a lady to come in with her clothes on. :o: IVobably the greatest advantage of living in the tropics is that you wear your night shirt in the daytime. :o: The Greeks may have beaten the Turks in battle, but the Turks sum to have beaten the Greeks in a footrace. A doctor announces that ether will euro hiccoughs, but on the mat ter of starting them the medical fra ternity is as silent as Volstead. :o: A large number of vessels have been wrecked on the Pacific coast recently. What's the matter wth that ocean? Is the water gettingj lower. :o: r The price of lemons this Rummer has made most folks glad thfc1 winter egg supply is not furnished! by any California II en-fruit Growers' Association. -:o: -o: o- Of course Charley Chaplin gets a yomewhat larger salary than we do. but we wear much nicer thoes than he does. : o : (!go Xethersolo's candidacy fr a seat in parliament may be the re sult of her search for a show that will draw. :o:- From the chain of letters n;: v be ginning to appear in print, Mrs. Obenchain's past threatens to become an open book. : o : The report that the Serbians and Albanians are fighting again shows that the Balkans have get back to normalcy anyway. :o: The irritating thing about roast ing Woodrow Wilson is that Ameri ca's greatest statesman doesn't even eeem to notice it. :o: If it's true that Bill Haywood is in a Russian jail maybe he prefers it to Leavenworth. Mr. Haywood always did have queer tastes. :o: The unfortunate financial experi ence c.f Sergeant Alvin York proves that the path of glory does not al ways lead to the gravy. -:o:- 1 fere's Judge Lundis talking to building tradesmen about square deals, and honest "give and take" in business, as though those matters hadn't been settled months ago. Doesn't the judge know that bobbed hair is the great moral issue in this country now? A new idea has just sruck us. When Jack and Jill went up the hill they found a moonshine still, drank their fill, and Oh, well, you know the rest of the story. . :o: The comptroller of Illnois com plains that too many banks are being started. It is the banks that stop; not the ones that start, from which trouble always comes. o:o Ordinarily, we have no respect for the new Ku-Klux-Klan, but we ought to have an organization of that sort to deal with the man who puts su gar on his cantaloupe. :o: Before wondering why a beautiful girl marries some frog-faced rummy of a man, one should consult the statistics showing the scarcity of meal tickets in this country. :o: There's at least one consoling fea ture about this unemployment prob lem. It has caused a lot of women to go back to school teaching, where they are so badly needed. :o: Secretary Mellon's C-cent postage plan has practically been abandoned, so you may write as many protests jus you wish against whatever tax plan ensues, at the same old price. :o: If Thomas A. Edison had pro pounded his famous questionaire to Henry Ford while they were togeth er cn a camping trip the situation would have been very embarrassing. :o: If you want to get a good idea of what a futuristic landscape looks like, examine a pillow that has been used by some girl who forgot to scrape off the complexion at night. :o: The best example we can cite of pitiless publicity is a bowlegged girl, with soup-bone ankles, short skirts and rolled-down stockings, trying to go down the street on a windy day. :o: The house ways and means com mittee has decided to put a tax of $15 cn lounging robes. It, won't raise much money that -way. There's mighty little lounging being done in the country these days, and those who are doing it don't wear robes. DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WAS NOT SIGNED ON JULY 4, 1776 This is only one of many little known, facts developed by the research which preceded the publication of the series of articles on Our Government, now being distributed without charge to the friends and patrons of this Institution. If you will call we shall be glad to add your name to our mailing list to receive the entire series. You incur no obligation, THE BANK OF CASS COUNTY ESTABLISHED 18S1 T. H. Pollock G. M. .JlcClerkin R. F. Patterson President Vice President Cashier &1. "It don't take a man long to bag his pants at the knees, and to make a finely tailored suit look thoroughly disrepu table that's the man of it," avers . Dainty Dorthy. But she goes on to explain that the man who is making use of our cleaning, steaming and pressing services is keep ing his clothes in much more presentable condition than when he got acquainted with us. And it doesn't cost much, either. Goods Called for and Delivered PHONE 166 AiTr- OPPOSITE LOTUOURNAL OFFICE FURNITURE GOES LOWER Do not fail to get in on the cut price sale of furniture now going on at Christ & Christ's Furniture Store, opposite court house, I'lattsmouth. DEATH CALLS MRS. ESTELLA NIPPS The sad n?ws has been received here by .Mrs. V. E. Wood of the death of lur mother. Mrs. Kstidla Nipps, tit Kornna, Kansas, where he was staying with another daughter. Grandma Nipps was a frequent visitor here at the home of her daughter and had endeared herself ;o all who had had the pleasure cf knowing her. I-lstelle Carrie Andrews was born at Goshen, Ohio. July 4th, 1S5:2. She was married to Franklin Jennings June 10, 1ST7 at Wayne county, la., and at once they moved to Jewell county. Kansas and settled on the homestead that they had taken up. To this union five children were born, four daughters and one son, all living except one daughter, who died in infancy. On July 23. 1S91, the husband died leaving the mother with the family to raise amid the hardships of the early Kansas days. On August 26, 1S9 4 she married Richard W. Nipps and in January 1916 he died, since that time she has made her home with the child ren. She leaves to mourn her death four children: IJ. A. Jennings Den ton, Nebraska; Mrs. Bessie Wood. Nehawka. Nebraska; Mrs. Nina Wal ker. Formosa, Kansas; Mrs Alice Wilson. Kensington, Kansas and also five grandchildren. She was laid to rest within ight of the old homestead, where she had spent the greater portion cf her life. PIANO INSTRUCTION On Tuesday. Sept. Cth. Miss Olive Gass will besnn the fall term of her class in music. The William Sherwood method in harmony taught. Telephone 292. a22-2w daw. FURNITURE GOES LOWER Do not fail to get in on the cut price sale of furniture now going on at Christ & Christ's Furniture Store, opposite courthouse, Plattsmouth. ii;m:it or hi: hum; iiikI Ic- n 1'clitioii for Sot- tll-UK'lll of II lit In th ,ur.tv Court of l,as county. NVI.raskn. State of Niliiiiska. Cass county, ss. To all persons intfiestcd in tin- es tate of Jl.nrv M. Milli-r. lU-nasol: On r-alini? tin petition of Katio Tavlor, administrator, praying a linal settlement ami allowance f bis ac count lileil in this court on the IImIi day of Aimusi, 1!J1. and for t-ahl ad ministrator V il is ha i e: It is herd.y ordered that you and all persons interested in said matter in:ty, and do, appear at the County Court to lie held in anl for said coun t v, on the loth day of September, A. I . Ilti'l. at 11 o'clock a. in., to show cause, if anv there he. why the prayer of the petitioner should not te Kiant cil. and tint notice of the pendency of said petition ami the hearing thereof he Kivcn to all persons Interested In said matter ly puhlishinr a copy of this order in the I 'la t tsmou t h Journal, a semi-weekly newspaper printed in said county, for one week prior tu said day of hearinir. In witness whereof, have hereunto set mv hand and the se;,l of said Court this l'Jth dav of Anirust, A 1 . a i.i.i :x j. i:ki:sox. (Seal! Connlv ,Iih1k. CI I AS. K. .MA!:T!X, aJJ-lw. Attorney. HOGS on the Installment Plan! Three pure bred Duroc pigs for $65. A boar and two gilts, not re lated, with pedigrees. $10 down and $10 a month. Older gilts on the same plan. For particulars write, phone or call on Albert Young, YOUNG PEOPLE ARE MARRIEQAT LINCOLN Miss Belle Speck of This City and Mr. Noel B. Seney of Clear water Joined in Wedlock From Saturday's Dally. This afternoon at the First Christ ian church of Lincoln, occurred the marriage of Miss Isabel Catherine Speck of this city and Mr. Isiel B. Seney of Clearwater, Nebraska. The ceremony was very quiet, only a few of the relatives and closo in timate friends of the contracting par ties being present to witness the mar riage. The bridal couple were attend ed by Mr. Harry Speck, as the best man and Miss Hilda Brinkman as bridesmaid. The newly weds will leave at once for a visit of some duration at Okla homa City, Okla., where the parents of the groom reside and will then return to Clearwater where they are to make their future home. The bride is one of the popular young ladies of this city where she has grown to womanhood and has been in the employ of the Burling ton here in the offices superintend ent for sometime past. A lady of more than usual charm of disposi tion, she has won a host of friends in the eld home who join in wish ing her much happiness in her new home. The groom is superintendent of the public schools at Clearwater an a young man of the highest standing in the community in which he has made his home for a number of years. t CASS CO. BUREAU FARM J NOTES ! To Stop Washing of Land Soil i.-rosion is one of the biggest a.'Tricult i:r.il problems in southeast ern Xcbra.-ka. Scores of farms that were about perfect fifteen or twenty years a.co now have big ditches washed through them, some of them impassible. The College Extension service has begun a series of demon strations to show what can be done to cheek ditch-making and to en courage farmers to save their land; On one Otoe county farm twenty nine brush dams were constructed 7." feet apart along a ditch three to five feet deep. The brush was staked down and tied with wire. Present indication.- point to a successful piece of work, and the owner of the land has written a letter of appre ciation to the college. In some places concrete dams have been constructed with indications of success. The college's plan is to make a practical demonstration on at least one farm in each county as to what can be done with brush or other ma terial to stop the ever-growing ditches. This work is now being taken up. in Cass county. Held Successful Meeting The first of a series of community meetings on "Standards to Work for in Household Exhibits" at the coun ty fair, was held at Alvo Tuesday afternoon. The ladies had a very nice exhibit of household products. The County Home Agent scored each product and showed good antl bad points in each article by way of comparison. The ladies felt that the meeting was worth while. We want to get everyone interested in our county fair and at the same time give the women a better idea of what the judge considers a good product. Ev erybody get together and boost for our county fair. Helping Hand Society The Helping Hand society of Weep ing Water held an interesting meet ing Thursday afternoon at the home of Mrs. E. A. Worman. About thirty ladies were present and spent the af ternoon making quilts. The County Home Agent was invited to talk to the ladies about the work of the home agent. The ladies voted to hold a meeting on "Standards for County and State Fair Exhibits' in the near future. Miss Matilda Peters was elected project leader for the cooking exhibits and Miss Phillis AH- goyer project leader for fancy work. At the dope of the meeting the hos tess served dainty refreshments. Dress Form Demonstration A dress form demonstration was iven at the home of Mrs. E. C. Giles a Nehawka Wednesday afternoon. About fifteen ladies were present. After finishing the work, the hostess rrved delicious watermelon and oat meal cookies. IDA M. WILKINS. Co. Home Agent. L. It. SNIPES, County Agr. Agt. of MURRAY NEBRASKA XOTIl i: III' IIKFEItKirx s.m:. In the District Court of tha County Cass, Xchraska. Ivlttii. r i;.ili.rts and Helen Roberts. I. lint iff. vs. Paul II. Koberts and ife, Mvrtl Knberts, find Newell I:ob ts. a minor, ami .1. J. Huberts, (,'iiar an of Newell Roberts, a minor, Ie-ndant. n t: in iiei " uiui tin'.- and by virtue of a decree vt the lis- liroij in tlie auove enmie'i rausy e 2nd d;iy tf Juno, I0J1, and an li.f rr i liv- iil i-niirl on le 2Jnd day of June, lui'i. the un- tslgnerl, sole n lerce. win nil in-: i day i.f September, K'Jl, ;it 10 o ciucK in., :it the suuin irom uuiir r ink .... ,i ;n , i t sf 1 'iit t. tHJll il'tUM-', III 111 i., '. month, Cass county. Nebraska, sell ar pumie auction i" "' iiikhi-m i.muc-, for cash, the following described real estate, tn-wit: Iot 5 in Block S: Lot 10 in r.loek 29; and Lots 1. 2, 4 ami 5 in Hloek 3S, all in the Original Town of l'lattstnouth, Nebraska, und tlif Southeast quarter anil the South half of the Northeast quarter of Section X. Township ll Hanve l", east of the fith P. M., in the County of Cass, Nebraska. Said sale will be held open for one hour. tinted this Mh day ? July, 131. JOSEPH A. CAPWKLL, a4-5w. Keferee. :th If .veryttoxi nothm 5 - 'UALITJ mv snow THAT'S OUR IDEA in making CAMELS the Quality Cigarette. Why, just buy Camels and look at the package! It's the best packing science has devised to keep cigarettes fresh and full flavored for your taste. Heavy paper outside secure foil wrapping inside and the revenua stamp over tha.end to s eil the pack age and keep it air-tight. And note this! There's nothing flashy about tlto Camel package. No extra wrappings that do not improve the smoke. Not a cent of needless expense that must come out of the quality of the tobacco. Camels wonderful and exclusive Quality wins otf merit alone. Because, men smoke Camels who want the taste and fragrance of the finest tobaccos, expertly blended. Men smoke Camels for Camels smooth, refreshing mildness and their freedom from ciga- retty aftertaste. Camels are made for men who think for them selves. PA kVJ mH M km ) MS R' J- REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY. W;niton-Stlem, N. C, J j j T5EOPL.E who know good paint vonder how ve cen sell euch extra high-nrado paint as Certain-teed for such reason able prices. Very simple! The Certain-teed business is enormous. Besides paint and varnish, they make the well known Certain-teed Roofing and Linoleums. They are not wholly dependent on paint profits. Therefore, they can afford to make a very small profit on everything they make. . ,i Each color is priced according to Better paint for less money what it cost to make that partic ular color. This means that all colors are cheaper than other high grade paints, and many col ors very much cheaper. You can't buy better paint than Certain-teed. It 13 made only from the highest grade materials. The formula is printed on every can. Vou will find that Certain teed paint spreads better and lasts longer than ordinary paints. We have the right Certain-teed Paint or Varnish for everything inside and outside your house. Sea us before you paint. Plattsmouth, Nebraska 9 '4t i I it i ' FfllT- " ' , jT-