MONDAY TUNE 2. 13 IS. FLATTSMOUTH SEMI-YVTEKLY JOURNAL. fAGZ TKHZA. tZhz Plattsmoy tb louvnal PUBLISHED SETuI-WEEKIY AT PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA Entered at !' toiTice, Viatt.-mo'ith, Nb., p.s cond-class mail matter R. A. BATES, Publisher SUBSCRIPTION PRICE: $1.50 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE 'Y1; n a bit of ?ri!ihine hits you, Likf the passing of a cloud, V.'l-f.n a fit of laughter guts you, Ami your Fpino is ff-ulin prowl. Don't fores t to up and slir.? it At ijn" soul t'iut':; fee I'm' bin". For t!i moment that you 11 in a it, 1 1".-- a liooiiiurans; to you." Xo paper Decoration day. :o:- i: . ry!)0(';y s-iiouM unfurl OM (;!.;rv. -:o:- T:; ')iiyin cf T.i1 riy boni; i-; in no r: - a donat i-:n. :o: K r.o-v tlio niemrry of tho bravo lxivs v. ho lie in fh.k Hill. -: o : - I5;v- l.all in tho eoi:ntry village? are It.:'' 'vitlx until afor the v.-pr. -:o: Rumors to the contrary. Hinilon btir;; i- ii' t as dead as he would like to he. -:o:- The 1eiei!ione is rot the pl?-" t carry on ui,s.ip. I let tor use tho hack yarl foncn. :o: Tli" Red Cross drive has heon put over the np in irood pliape. Xoxt is tho fall liberty loan drive. :o: The American people are united rn niar.y things and one is the fact th.it the "tar P paneled Hanner" is a hard son. 7 to Mnc;-. :o: Some in nn never hrag r.hut how ronsei; r.t inns they are until after they mr.k" their? and are ready to retire fr r.i active hu.-:ness. "A citizen with a large following." describes a Vestern paper, very in definitely. That identification might fit a talkative pro-Cern:an on his veay out of town. :o: About the only tine a hov.i-ng torn eat really becomes a welcom1 r.uet is wl.en the r.fi'dihc-r.s put on the "I.on?: y" record ?g".!n for the fifth time in the evening. -:o: Pi-innr.- may lend enchantment, but not m he;i yri are several miles from t v:n in the middle of the toad with a broken down motor car on your hands tiv.d no help in siekt. :o: It is tee closed season against straw hat-. This is, it will be il legal to shoot them until ?.ftr Sep tember 1". vhether the license t ri g displayed in. a conspicuous place or not. -:o: Xo work lining laid out yet for the idb rs of :'2 to r.O years of age, it is assumed t:iat they will continue to direct thn strategy of t lie war from the hotel chairs and the dry goods 'mvfs as at present. Rare comfort comes to the patriotic heart when it is observed how en thusiastically Cass cruinty citizens rallied to the support of the Red t'ro s drive. Xo county in Xebraska lias be n more prompt in responding. :o: Thf country papers are full of halt'tone pictures of boy and girl gra lua t es t he hoys soon to go into the V, Ids and the tv.rls to go away to finishing schools although. from son- of the pictures, it would seem the girls could just as well go into the fields and let the boys take the finishing courses. Rained enough. -:o:- V.'ait for another time. -:o:- The roads afe rough. -:o:- Everything i3 growing nicely. :o:- The wages of sin is publicity. :o: Never seen finer grass anvwhere. -:o:- And the wlieat crop is simply lovelv. -:o:- riexico and Cuba are going to have a belligerent side show. :o:- Xo waiting for the worm to turn, the early angler is digging it up. The boys are still going to the war. There is nothing oo good for the .soldier bovs of loval Cass eounty. A college education does not neces sarily injure a young man. providing he is willing to learn something after he graduates. :o: A mnn must have a severe case of insomnia if he can't sleep these fine mornings, when it is time to get up at sh: o'clock, when it is only five. :o: In the end, a country true to it self and determined to claim Clod's gift to brave men will overmatch a mere army, however solid its force. :o: About all there is to salesmanship these lays seuns to be the ability to tell the customer to buy it now, be cause after June 1 the price will go up. :o: A total eclipse of the sun June S and a little later on there will be a total and permanent eclipse of the person who was so bent on a rdacc in the sun. If you are wondering what makes the short cake and the hindlady wild, here's tk.3 answer: A Jlinneapolis firm the ether day bought a car ol the best strawberries in eastern Xe braska for a crate. :o: It may be merely a coincidence, but since farm work has been offered so forcefully to young men of draft age, we haven't heard much from the eld boys who were "wishing thev were under 21." -:o:- Calarrhal Deafness Cannot lie Cured by ;.ioal applications, 38 they cannot reach, tif diseased portion o the car. There is only me tvsy to cure catarrhal deafness, and that is by a ctnstitutional rt-metly. Catarrhal Deafness is caust'd fcy an in flat condition cf the mucou3 lining of Thi- Kcstachir.n Tube. V.'iier, this tube Is inflirard you have a r"mtlin!X round or Im pr:iet hearing-, and when it is entirely clos-vri. Lv-afn-ss is the rt-iux Unlees the lr.I! lmma-tion can bo reduced and this tube ro ortd to !s rorrrir.l condition. ht-ariniET wi!' t destroyed fonv-.r. Many casts of cVif-Hjs are cts .1 Ly cnarrh. which is u:i n.ilamed .onJ:t.rn o' i!c mucous sur fuc 5 llall'a ("M-rrh :.T'i:cin, acts thru tlj" elooci on thy :.ikcu iui faces cf thtj e; f m. ' i v-r.i r've ",n.' W-.-p.i r-i!'.rj t".? 81 v. s... ' . ' ' r th:il C:.nnrt Vf i .11. L. . . ,.,., .in .., viln. in). Cir- 1 w ' " rroeuet is reported to he very popular among the French soldiers.. If General C'rowder takes the ball players for the army, perhaps it will become the rage over here, "too. ''Rage" probably is the right word. :o: Anyhow, says one Kansas City man, if the boy under 21 have to do the fight ing and producing too, it will give them some pretty good iieas about how the country ought, to be run when they come back from Europe to run it. :o:- The fellow from the east, who told the Bee. that Omaha had the prettiest girls cf any city he ever saw. He was giving the Ilee a piece of fresh taffy. Piattsmouth is the town for the best looking girls in Xebraska and .no doubt those he saw in Omaha came direct from this city. -:o:- If the object is to keep General Wood as far as possible from the war, care should he taken not to move him much farther west than the Pa cific Coast. The world is round, you know, and beyond a certain point the distance again becomes shorter. PATRIOTIC DOLLARS. -:o: Give according to your ability to war funds, and continue to give. And then save your receipts for all you have given. Persons who withhold support from the government now will not hesitate to attack your rec ord of loyalty after the war if they see a chance to further their selfish ends bj- so doing. All the dollars in the world can not buy victory. Victory is not pur chasable it is won. Dollars can work for victory only in so far as they are converted into 'aho and materials. A dollar hoarded is a slacker; a dollar wasted is a traitor; a dollar saved is a patriot, douhly so when loaned to the Government. A hoarded dollar represents idle power; a wasted dollar represents wasted power; a dollar saved rep resents power saved, labor saved, materials saved. Loaned to ycur Government, it represents power, la bor, and materials in action, on the firing line, over the top. And nfore it represents reserve power, energy stored, purchasing power conserved for its owner. :o:- THE ECONOMY OF VICTORY. Xo matter v.-If at this war co.-ts the Government and the people of the United States in the way of money, it is going to be much cheaper to win this war than to lose it. The commercial and financial loss es that would follow a German vic tory are not to be calculated. All that we spent would be lo-t. indemni ties beyond calculation would have to bo paid, and along with these losses would come a continuing loss in foreign commerce that would spell disaster. With these material losses we would lose our national liberty and independence, our power to secure our international rights, our right to live in a world ruled by the dictates of humanity and civilization. -:o:- HINDENBURG'S DEATH. The Germans insist on making the allies believe that Ihndenhurg is dead, ft very now and then the re port comes out from somewhere in Germany that the mili'ary leader on the western front will never lead, another army. Of course these reports are merely rumors, and they should be received as such. Just because a Get man newspaper says the general is dead does not make it so. The newspapers in America as dispensers of news must report what the Berlin press says, but the newspapers never fail to give the source of the informa tion. It is probable that the ;auer would like for the allies, as well as his own people, to think the mil i tary chieftain dead. It would giw him an excuse for failing in his wes tern front drive. And there is even a hare possibility that Iliiulenbir g is dead, though few official circles be lieve it. The fact remains, however, thnt as far as the Ilindenburg who was to reach Paris on April 1 ks concerned, he is dead. The much advertised Prussian general has succumbed. When he fails to reach a solitary ob jective in the greatest and most costlv of all German drivers, he has passed to another world so far as the allies are concerned. Lincoln Star. :o: DREAMS COMING TRUE. There is no doubt that the latest request for the conserve 'on. of wheat and flour to be continued until the 1st of August will be complied with by American families. What they have done in the last ten months shows how men and women are bent on doing all that is within their power to win the war. It shows a united people in a way that nothing else could. As the true proportions of last year's wheat crop in this country be gan to be apparent toward the close of last summer, the most optimisJic estimates of supplies available for export to our allies did not exceed 20,000,000 to 40,000.000 bushels, but so well has the matter of conserva tion of supplies and of substitutes been handled, that now, with returns often months' exports of wheat and flour available, we find that the country actually shipped 110,000, 000 bushels. The difference between the people of the United States and the other belligerent nations is this. Euro pean nations cut down the consump tion of wheat because there was no wheat to be obtained beyond the ra tion allowed, but America cut down the ration when it had ?n abundance of wheat to supply all its own de mands so that it might be sent to the rationed people cf other countries far beyond the sea. There are many American homes from which wheat bread has practically disappeared for months and it will not be restore! until cur allies also can eat bread with us. It is "all for each and each for all," something that has been dreamed of for many yo:?r-, but never b e f o r e attaint-d . Wor 1 d-Herabl. :o: HELPING REBUILD EUROPE. There is probably a lot of good business method behind (he annnnr.e-c-il plan to put samples of Arterifttn wood on display in the rooms oi the Royal Arfhitect ; in London. Ameri can lumbermen are und' uhtodly !:t uring on what they will have to de. when the war end, and the j.ori-a-r.'-nt exhibit of American bxiihling material is likvly to be a eon cider able step in ihrir prrgr:.m. For England, no ls-5 than war wasted Rcigium and I'r.ince, f? go ing to have a lot of buHding to do when she has time to turn again to the ways of peate. Th" lack of new houses is a tiling that is being ft It pretty keenly on the other side they will have to build whole cities houses, factories, sheds and storage places. The call for material ? like ly to be heavy long continued. In the case of England alone The X.i;i:-ns business organ of tl r ('!; nvcr cf Commerce i f the United ?:atf5, lias compile! f-me interest ing figures. That magazine says that England's shortage in houses by the end of 191 S will amount to about :teo.e,no. Cning a little further, and fkrurmg that each, of fh-se Inn'.1?, when built, will he or. the cottage pk:n livi..:r rorni. kitchen and three bedrooms there will be required: Fix billion brick.-. Three million doors and frames. Three hundred million roof tiles. One hundred and twenty million slates. Almost twenty-four million square feet e;f glass. Two and a half million windows. Uive hundred, thousand ton-, of cement. :i:x hundred thousand tons Vf lime. This b;;t one pert, and peihr.p a small one. of the building program which must be faced. America is going to have some cat ehing-r.n of her own to do, and she must be pre pared to help the allies catch tu.. as well. The fir:;t phase of the war, for Aie.eriea. is going to consist largely in battering down, hut when that "art is over the second phase will he only started and America can gain new laurels by helping rehabilitate the houses cf her friends. Philadel phia Public Ledger. 'LATTSMOUTM HAN'S I UGKY ?P Will Interest Readers c' the Journal. Thoe having the mist fortune to suffer from backache, urinary dis orders, gravel, dropsical swellings, rheumatic pains, or other kidney a:v. bladder disorders, will read with gratification this encouraging state ment by a Piattsmouth man. E. M. Buttery, stationary engin eer. Tenth .St Walnut Sts., Piatts mouth, says: "Pains caught mo in my hips so that I could hardly raise n. shovel of coal. At times, there was lameness across my loins. I had rea son to believe that the trouble was caused by disordered kidneys and I got Doan's Kidney Pills from the Cre-cer.t Pharmacy. I got nuick re lief." (Statement given June 11, 1D0C.) On February 22, 191 P Mr. Buttery said: "It has been two years since I have had any trouble with my kid neys and I have enjoyed good health in everj- way. I recommend Doan's at every opportunity." Price GOc, at all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy got Doan's Kidney Pills the same that Mr. Buttery had. Foster-Mil-burn Co., rdfgrs., Buffalo, X'. Y. Henry F. Kropp of X'ehawka pre cinct was in the city today, coming-to make his. returns for assessing the precinct, and says that everything is looking pretty nice in that portion of the county. I A THE' CALL -TO ; TOUR calls for Polarine in the motor. When you want speed the Polarine lubricated cylinder lets the piston slide rapidly up and down without friction. And if you need power that same thin film of Polarine seals the gas above the piston J makes a giant out of your motor. You can get Polarine wherever you go a thousand miles from here. It's the safe oil to start with. Look for the sign it identifies a good dealer and a depend-) able oil. Red Crown Gasoline is best for the long run speedy powerful, economical. TANDARP OIL COMPANY (Nebraska) OMAHA fi . d SftsMgrx WAR SAVINGS STAMPS Thrift Stamps cost 25 cents each and draw no interest. You can buy them from your letter carrier, either city or rural route at tiie post office or your bank. You will be given a card to paste them on. This costs nothing. There are spaces for 16 Thrift St-imps on thi3 card. When your card is full, take it to your post ofrice or bank any time, with a few cents additional and your card will be exchanged for an interef t-bearinsf War Savings Certificate worth $o on Jan. 1, Tj2Z. This frives you 4 per cent interest compoi:nied quarterly. You can buy 2'.' War Savings Certificates at "-iie time. They will co.st you t.AO, and their face value at the time of re rteir.ption, January 1, 1923. will War Savin its Certificates may be registered at any post office rf the Firm. Second or Third Cliss. War Savincrs Certificates may Y'S converted into cash at the post office where issued if you fieid tlie money. Y"ou will pet interest, too, at about 3 per cent. STAY the Hand Thai fould Hoard the Pennie Guide It to Patriotic avd Profitable Investment Ths childish instinct tends usually toward-far?T7. But to this instinct must be added a purpose in tie saving. The mere hoarding of coin pleases a chud'c fancy, but it does not teach the lesson of thn'f. Teach your child his first lesson of patriotism by making him a factor in aiding the government, and his first lesson of investment by placing his money where it earns interest Thrift Stamps furnish the government with money for carrying on the war. They earn 4 per cent interest Replace the penny bank with a Thrift Stamp Book. This Advertisement Paid for and Donated by WesterrcvMachine Works. C. G. Fricke. riattsmouth Garage, Jess F. Warga. Philip Thierolf. E. G. TJovey & Sor Pollcck Auto Co. F. . J. Richey. John V,T. Cratill. F. G. Fricke & Cc. Bcftcr & Swatek. C. E. Hartford. L. E. Egenberger. Avard & McLean. Fetzer Shoe Co. Cass County Monument . A. Stanfield. i"irst National Eank. lorenz Bros. Peters & Parker. D. B. Ebersob. Kroehler Bros. C. E. Wescott's Sens Farmer's State Bank. II. M. Soenniehsen. Weyrich & Hadraba Waterman Lumber & Coa. Co A. G. Each & Co. "-iy W. Morgan. ,ank..cf Cass County. Popular Variety Store, att & Son. ?. S. Chase. .'lattsmouth Steam Launcr; vV. E. Ecsencrans. Fred Wagner. " Service Garage. B. A. McElwain. Fred Muinm.